Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 6,100 to 6,199)

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Guest 6,199 signed in on Wednesday, July 12th at 6:21pm

Name	Run Out Of Things To Do On The Internet
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	California
Comments	Hahaha. Genius. As a spoiled-rotten American teenager running out of things to do on the Internet, I never expected this page to pop up from the depths of that dark abyss of pornography and advertisements that is Google. I read it all last night at about one in the morning and had to bite my fingers to keep from waking the house up with my giggles. Passed it along to all my friends, too. Unfortunately I think I gave my best friend some ideas. I pity the poor man asked to take her in after she finishes reading your page. Anyway, very funny stuff. I especially liked the plant in the shower (good luck with that. Must be a terrible rommate, using up all of the hot water). Cheers! Naya

Guest 6,198 signed in on Sunday, July 9th at 2:56pm

Name	Bored Twentysomething
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	Brilliant. Just brilliant. Funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Made my week, thank you.

Guest 6,197 signed in on Sunday, July 9th at 6:56am

Name	sharon
My URL	http://www.designbyatfb.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Texas
Comments	So funny. Thanks I like your girlfriend.

Guest 6,196 signed in on Friday, July 7th at 4:34pm

Name	dave hart
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	fleet
Comments	At last someone with a partner more insane than mine .. eg she got pass sticker to be attached to windscreen . She stuck it on the .. you guessed it .. outside . I didn't notice but was driving down the motor when it flew off .. of course it was my fault for about 2 seconds , when , even she had to admit it might have something to do with her .

Guest 6,195 signed in on Thursday, July 6th at 6:57pm

Name	Mysterious Stranger
My page	Mysterious Homepage
My URL	http://mysterioushomepage.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Mysterious Location
Comments	Having read your list and having been suitably entertained, Mil, I am now attempting to find more writings of yours. I have in fact read all of your Random Older Things (#35 is an anticlimactic way to finish my checklist), and am an undying member of your mailing list. (That is not a mistake). As your old mailing lists have been locked in the vault to satisfy your cruel personal whim to punish the chronologically challenged, I now appeal to old mailing listers: please send me any old mailing lists that you have. I wish to compile the full set, 1 through 39. Thank you.

Guest 6,194 signed in on Thursday, July 6th at 2:03am

Name	Rob
Led here by	Web page
Location	Leicester
Comments	Never been here before, and read the whole thing over a couple of hours. Some of it is crap. Some of it is among the funniest things on the internet.

Guest 6,193 signed in on Wednesday, July 5th at 6:57pm

Name	Lesley
My page	meet my cat
My URL	http://geocities.com/staleywise/index.html
Led here by	Barry
Comments	there aren't any, just my correct website address - yes I've read the FAQ - not covered here

Guest 6,192 signed in on Wednesday, July 5th at 6:14pm

Name	Lesley
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Me again, I just spent a bit of time going through the other guest book entries and have actually found comments from other readers saying how funny your web site is. I must've missed something. I just don't know what to say. Maybe I'm just stupid or shell shocked (from past such disagreements with someone from my past who - I am glad to say - is no longer with us) but there is not a schmick of "funniness" to me about the kind of debates you're going through with an argumentative person like that. I'd have to leave (I did) or they'd have to. The end.

Guest 6,191 signed in on Wednesday, July 5th at 6:05pm

Name	lesley
My page	none
My URL	http://staleywise.geocities.com/index/html
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hello, Please take this in the kindly spirt it is meant....get away from that woman you're living with. You hate her. I've never heard anyone so filled with hate for someone. Or?.......do you just enjoy having someone to whine about? Whatever, stand up tall, grow up, cut the strings and go and have a good life and don't look back. Your fights are a sad waste of time and life. We don't get much life, so don't fill yours with shit.

Guest 6,190 signed in on Wednesday, July 5th at 5:25pm

Name	Graham
My page	er...none
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Outside the biggest pot noodle mine in Wales
Comments	Heh...amazing how many relatives Margaret has isn't it? I for example, am certain my flatmate is in some way related to her... example...just half an hour ago...there I am in our (tiny) kitchenette/storecupboard/abatoir, and I get a nasty shock off the stove...no it didn't turn to me and say "Gray, I have something to tell you...I'm gay"...or anything like that...it's an old and decrepit piece of equipment that regularly likes to give me electric shocks, when I am least expecting it...so...after yelling and painting the ceiling with low fat gravy spatters from the spoon that flew so gracefully out of my hand, I hear, "What's wrong now?" I peel myself off the wall, and call out..."nothing dear...just another electric shock...I'll be fine in a minute..." or words to that effect...her reply? "It's because you have nothing on your feet!" What??? No..."are you ok?" "do you need a doctor?" "shall we get a new less lethal stove?" It's MY fault because I am sans shoes! I rest my case!

Guest 6,189 signed in on Wednesday, July 5th at 4:44pm

Name	Graham
My page	er...none
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Outside the biggest pot noodle mine in Wales
Comments	Heh...amazing how many relatives Margaret has isn't it? I for example, am certain my flatmate is in some way related to her... example...just half an hour ago...there I am in our (tiny) kitchenette/storecupboard/abatoir, and I get a nasty shock off the stove...no it didn't turn to me and say "Gray, I have something to tell you...I'm gay"...or anything like that...it's an old and decrepit piece of equipment that regularly likes to give me electric shocks, when I am least expecting it...so...after yelling and painting the ceiling with low fat gravy spatters from the spoon that flew so gracefully out of my hand, I hear, "What's wrong now?" I peel myself off the wall, and call out..."nothing dear...just another electric shock...I'll be fine in a minute..." or words to that effect...her reply? "It's because you have nothing on your feet!" What??? No..."are you ok?" "do you need a doctor?" "shall we get a new less lethal stove?" It's MY fault because I am sans shoes! I rest my case!

Guest 6,188 signed in on Wednesday, July 5th at 1:48am

Name	Lauren
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I read this whole page in one sitting, and I laughed so hard I cried! It was so funny, despite all the unflattering, yet completely accurate observations about us Americans.

Guest 6,187 signed in on Tuesday, July 4th at 9:56am

Name	Jen
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Dublin Ire
Comments	Thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the inspiration you have given me. Arguing with my boyfriend has never been so easy! The topics just slide off my tongue now! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Guest 6,186 signed in on Tuesday, July 4th at 7:48am

Name	Mischa
My page	Blunderpop
My URL	http://www.blunderpop.blogspot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Belgium (not the shithole in Illinois, but the tiny speck on the map of Europe. You knoooow, the one that sided with the treacherous and cowardly French against the glorious liberation of Iraq)
Comments	Margret doesn't have a twin sister, does she? If so, you could have told me before I got married, you bastard. Or are you, in fact, not a redheaded Briton at all, but instead a fly that lives in our house and has surprisingly good computer skills? If that's the case, stop downloading porn from my laptop! Or at least go for the good stuff.

Guest 6,185 signed in on Tuesday, July 4th at 7:17am

Name	Mischa
My page	Blunderpop
My URL	http://www.blunderpop.blogspot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Belgium (not the shithole in Illinois, but the tiny speck on the map of Europe. You knoooow, the one that sided with the treacherous and cowardly French against the glorious liberation of Iraq)
Comments	Margret doesn't have a twin sister, does she? If so, you could have told me before I got married, you bastard. Or are you, in fact, not a redheaded Briton at all, but instead a fly that lives in our house and has surprisingly good computer skills? If that's the case, stop downloading porn from my laptop! Or at least go for the good stuff.

Guest 6,184 signed in on Tuesday, July 4th at 1:18am

Name	Danny-B-
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Scotland
Comments	Absolutly class ! Almost all the arguments seem familiar, its crazy. Well worth the read. (kept me sane)

Guest 6,183 signed in on Friday, June 30th at 12:03am

Name	jeanne
Led here by	Magic
Location	philadelphia, Pa....USA
Comments	should i be concerned about the "hot tip from a stranger in a bar" results i am seeing? is it a cult of strangers in bars, all who know the secret buzz-words to start an argument, like Mil? thanks Mil, now i have something else to worry about!

Guest 6,182 signed in on Wednesday, June 28th at 8:26pm

Name	Joe
My page	Jeo
My URL	http://Geo
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Geode
Comments	9_6 buh.

Guest 6,181 signed in on Wednesday, June 28th at 8:26pm

Joe of Joe sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,180 signed in on Friday, June 23rd at 8:25pm

Name	Anthony Allen
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Norfolk, England
Comments	Great website and to have sooo many arguements must be painful, yet extraordinarily funny!!!!

Guest 6,179 signed in on Friday, June 23rd at 5:18pm

Name	Jeff Gregory
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oakwood, Georgia, USA
Comments	I became intrigued by your work because of the efforts of (yes, an American; from Florida, of course) a remarkably pleasant and interesting man who nevertheless has no sense of humor. He posted a link to you in an effort to discredit you. Didn't work... I like your style. To say it is Barry like is an insult to you. Dave Barry used to be funny, Pulizer Prize and all. You, on the other hand are screamingly funny and observant. Be glad you have Margret. My lady has had three strokes and no possess the mind of an eight-year-old. I miss what I had, and what you have. I can live and remember vicariously.

Guest 6,178 signed in on Wednesday, June 21st at 9:08am

Name	Jean
My page	wandering through life
My URL	http://jeankfl.spaces.msn.com/PersonalSpace.aspx
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Oklahoma, USA
Comments	Funniest thing I've read in some time... Have to quit, my sides hurt! Thanks

Guest 6,177 signed in on Sunday, June 18th at 12:32am

Name	Jeffrey
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Denmark
Comments	I simply love your webpage... i laughed my ass off, most of all because i can relate to it, personally! I have deja vu about a German girl i've know for quite a while, espcially concerning those dire moments, arguing just for the sake of arguing, the kiwi problem and narrating a movie... yea, i can EASILY relate to it! I think it's a German thing! Glad i can find comfort and a sense of unity here :o)

Guest 6,176 signed in on Friday, June 16th at 6:32pm

Name	Douglas Fear
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Heidelberg, Germany
Comments	Thanks for making my day. I read your page and had to laugh more than a few times. Very nice! How do you get along with the wonderful German language? (That is a Silly Question, but not as bad as this Silly Comment: One can tell that the lady is German.) You will know that Germany as a country tends to function in much the same inscrutable way as all those natural catastrophes you have described. All the best

Guest 6,175 signed in on Friday, June 16th at 1:54am

Name	jessica
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	cancun
Comments	i love u! i wanna b just like u

Guest 6,174 signed in on Thursday, June 15th at 8:25pm

Name	Andy
My page	Andy's Huge Space
My URL	http://daytonaandy.spaces.msn.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Bristol, England
Comments	Barry is my big brother - no, really ... maybe not the Barry you're thinking of though ! Actually, there's a link on a friends msn space which led me here. Clearly I've not read everything, so, in the words of the great speaker Arnie S ............ "I'll be back!" It's ok, he's not really American!

Guest 6,173 signed in on Tuesday, June 13th at 10:57pm

Name	Jukka Michelsson
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Finland
Comments	Actually, the stranger in the bar is me. Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for the hilarious site. My boss probably appreciates it a bit less than me, though.

Guest 6,172 signed in on Monday, June 12th at 3:31pm

Name	Little Princess
My URL	http://kusuprinsessan.blogspot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	Struggling deciding if your page is brilliant or just plain sad... Reckon possibly plainly brilliantly sad.... Any way very funny, reminds me of my husband and I, specially the kitchen door... ;) Keep on arguing, the quality of a relationship depends not on if you argue but on if you know how to resolve things!!

Guest 6,171 signed in on Sunday, June 11th at 2:45pm

Name	John
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Europe
Comments	Suse (my ex) knew exactly which shoes her second born was supposed to be wearing, prescribed by considering the meteorological conditions, or her whims. Whichever came first. Instead of saying "wear these!" she would ask, "Which do you want to wear?" can you guess what happens next? Yo! I never married, I never had my own kids,I had testicular cancer instead. Suse brought 2 little'uns into the equation. She was constantly bitching and moaning I should get more involved in the education and upbringing of the kids. But if I did she'd disqualify me and blast at me for being unable to bring up kids because I had none of my own. I'll stop now but there's more where that came from for sure. Mil, I feel for us. I bugged out of the relationship after 4 horrid years. I just didn't have your stamina, or masochistic glee but after reading your pages I don't feel so alone anymore. Good luck and good hunting.

Guest 6,170 signed in on Saturday, June 10th at 12:47am

Name	kelly
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	I am in awe....and a little bit of pain

Guest 6,169 signed in on Friday, June 9th at 10:31am

Name	marina
My page	pericles - if it's still there on Demon to whom I no longer subscribe
My URL	http://www.pericles.demon.co.uk
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Reading, UK
Comments	Haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks.

Guest 6,168 signed in on Thursday, June 8th at 6:12am

Name	Dawson Smith
Led here by	Web page
Location	Brooklyn, NY
Comments	Aside from making me laugh outloud for about two hours, this just might be the most genuinely romantic thing that I've ever read. Apologies that my nations teenage girls don't get it, but as you pointed out in the FAQs, they are to suffer a fate worse than death. Oh, if only our public schools could teach nuance...

Guest 6,167 signed in on Monday, June 5th at 5:49am

Name	michael segrist
Led here by	Web page
Location	Houston, Texas, USA
Comments	I can't believe I read the whole thing straight through. So brilliant.

Guest 6,166 signed in on Sunday, June 4th at 8:12pm

Name	DATINGMONKEY
My page	DATINGMONKEY
My URL	http://www.datingmonkey.blogspot.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Brixton, London, England, and that
Comments	You'll never read this, ever. I know you won't. But ... look, I love it. I like it more here than I do in the paper. I've just read it all. Does that make me sad? And the WORST THING about this is that I DIDN'T REALISE it all started on the internet. And the SECOND WORST THING is that there was a link through to your thing from someone with quite a boring blog. On the other hand, the GOOD THING about the man with the boring blog is that I found your thing. Anyway. Thanks. xx

Guest 6,165 signed in on Sunday, June 4th at 12:26am

Name	Chantel
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada
Comments	Very funny...I really enjoyed reading through some of it (I'll have to come back when I have 7-8 hours to spare to get through it all!). Thanks for posting this - I love it!

Guest 6,164 signed in on Wednesday, May 31st at 1:53pm

Name	phil grech
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	cute

Guest 6,163 signed in on Wednesday, May 31st at 1:56am

Name	rach
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	new zealand
Comments	very funn mate!

Guest 6,162 signed in on Tuesday, May 30th at 5:34am

Alyssa of Tennessee, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,161 signed in on Monday, May 29th at 12:53pm

Name	Tuli
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Lusaka
Comments	As if I didn't already have enough reason to proscrastinate my own writing, I know have another reason to laugh out loud until I cry! Brilliant!

Guest 6,160 signed in on Monday, May 29th at 5:56am

Name	d
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	tanzania (dnt suppose u've heard of it?)
Comments	i love it... brilliantly funny and a great sense of humour (..wait, that's the same thing ain it?) well anyway... thanks for putting humour into the mundane... hope you n margaret stay together in a til-death -do-us part kinda way.. if not for the sake of love, then just for the sake for my own selfcenerd sake (to kip me laughn) :-) thanks again.. buh-bye. -kcez

Guest 6,159 signed in on Friday, May 26th at 12:38am

Name	jill
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	new york, usa
Comments	i almost peed my chair reading your blog about her. you are entertainingly witty and pointly simplistic in your accounts of what appears to be the utter rediculous insane acusations of your wife. i wanted to reach thru the computer and hug you for the laughter you've provided me. i am circulating your website to my sickminded friends who love this kind of humor. thank you! :)

Guest 6,158 signed in on Thursday, May 25th at 9:28am

Name	Viney
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	I think im dating Margrets twin sister!

Guest 6,157 signed in on Wednesday, May 24th at 10:34pm

Name	Anike
Led here by	Magic
Location	South Africa
Comments	You are a genius! You have the most perfect sense of humour I have ever come across! When I get 'hormonal' I just reread a bit of your page and then I can get less violent and volatile!

Guest 6,156 signed in on Monday, May 22nd at 9:48am

Name	Stephanie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Arizona/California, USA
Comments	I loved about how your son cut his own hair. I did that when I was 5 as well, cut my own bangs off straight to my scalp. I haven't read all the way through your page yet, I'm only about halfway through, but this page is funny and brilliant, you write really well. I'm gonna go look for your books now next time I go to the book store! I hope you and Margret are doing well, thanks for the laughter. :)

Guest 6,155 signed in on Friday, May 19th at 12:56pm

Name	Amy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Edinburgh, Scotland
Comments	Picked up one of your books randomly at 2nd hand book sale yesterday (sorry!) and liked the title of your website. Have been gaffawing (is that how you spell it?!) while reading it since yesterday.

Guest 6,154 signed in on Thursday, May 18th at 7:27am

Name	Rachael Wright
My page	This Side Of The Monitor
My URL	http://It looks like shit, so no way am I telling you
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	A creaky swivel chair somewhere vaugely East of you
Comments	If by "bar" you mean Live Journal Post and by "hot tip" you mean not directed toward you at all and entirely accidentally clicked upon when you were endeavoring to push on the one describing "hot banana on peanut butter action" - which you just /know/ will end up being the annoying little dancing banana eternally trying to break free of its little black box singing something about a "time" of "peanut butter" and "jelly" - then sure. That was the right option. Just like cap-locked email addresses. And false-bits. Mostly decided to actually bother commenting because I read the small text on the absolute bottom of the page (after reading through some of the meat and wondering, habitually, what, exactly, it meant that there were other parts to the site - aside from reading on the Vacation Legal Woes and the often amusingly familiar sites of overabundant plant-growth - and hit the nifty "End" button [growing slightly sad when my paper didn't reach the same conclusion] found ... links. Books. And most important to this long, winding, pointless drivel - the small text. ...I forget if I had a parenthesis up there somewhere, and can't be bothered to, you know, scroll up and see for myself. Anyhow. Now I should say something upliftingly trite and entirely not cliche. In any possible way. Something upliftingly trite! (Totally not cliche.) [In every possible way.] ...And I liked the FAQ. Normally it's so boringly point blank. "Write words." "Hit enter." "Be bitchslapped." "Rinse." "Repeat." "/Enjoy./" ...I'd apologize, but it's late enough and I'm going to be writing sufficient bullshit soon enough to not want to write sufficient crack here. =D And damn. I gave in and used a smiley. >__> Make that two. I have resisted the charming third. ...I stop now. Though I find annoucing your ending normally means you won't. Big wonder why...

Guest 6,153 signed in on Tuesday, May 16th at 6:56pm

Name	Stevie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UAE
Comments	ABSOLUTELY love it! i nearly die laughing every time!!! thanks for the hours of procrastination (sp?)!!! studying's overrated anyway...right?!? :)

Guest 6,152 signed in on Monday, May 15th at 12:12pm

Name	Luke
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	The only argument you haven't covered is the one I get the most. It generally starts with "If you don't know what you've done why should I tell you......."

Guest 6,151 signed in on Monday, May 15th at 7:55am

Name	Michelle
Led here by	Magic
Location	Louisiana, USA
Comments	You're my hero.

Guest 6,150 signed in on Monday, May 15th at 6:29am

Name	Susan
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	I line in Mesa ( a small town off of Phoenix) Arizona USA
Comments	if your girlfriend is insane why do you still go out with her? If your answer to that is i love (or some other passionate and sweet adjective) why don't you marry her. It's not as if you have to be worried about when ya'll will have kids or anything. Thanks for the entertainment though. Susan

Guest 6,149 signed in on Sunday, May 14th at 5:33am

Name	hannah
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	wellington, new zealand
Comments	hello mil......i dont know what to say apart from, ive never laughed so hard for that long...ever..... ive been sitting down at my computer staring at it for a couple of hours now, during this time my cheks have gone red and my hair has gone 'boof'(just thought that you should know this), anyways, i just wanted to say hi and feel special for signing your gues book...yea go me! im so cool...kidding... anyways, ur kids are adorable...and well margrets a little um....scary....(this is the part where i pull out a couple of professional help lines and doctors numbers...just kidding) but your site was halirious....

Guest 6,148 signed in on Sunday, May 14th at 5:06am

Name	Coyote
My page	CWoT
My URL	http://www.cleverwasteoftime.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	USA
Comments	Actually, a link to your page was provided by one of the players on my riddle website. I have laughed aloud more while reading your stories than I have in years. I think Margaret is wonderful and I think you must love her immensely to think about her as much as you do in order to write about her. I look forward to reading your books and I thank my friend for providing the link to your page.

Guest 6,147 signed in on Friday, May 12th at 11:41pm

Name	Leigh Sheridan
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Columbia SC, USA
Comments	Another veterinarian in the States who just spent an entire day between spays and ultrasounds reading about Margret. She sounds like a lovely woman. I'm going to go hug my kitten now.

Guest 6,146 signed in on Thursday, May 11th at 10:25am

Name	Neil
My page	Honestpage
My URL	http://honestpage.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ayrshire
Comments	I live with one. Every time i think she's a lunatic i read a little more about Margret. Its therapy for browbeaten men i suppose.

Guest 6,145 signed in on Thursday, May 11th at 10:24am

Name	shannon klein
Led here by	Web page
Location	grand rapids, Michigan, US
Comments	You have made it to being noted on the Veterinary Information Network here in the US, where I learned of your existance on the humor boards, right next to the photos of the 10 socks pulled from a rottweiler, one of which read "i love my dog". Also was quite the Nike ad, promoting non-digestible socks. Would love to be added to your mailing list...

Guest 6,144 signed in on Monday, May 8th at 11:06pm

Name	Niki Boyle
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Hampshire, US
Comments	Hilarious! I swear some of your arguments could be my husband and I.

Guest 6,143 signed in on Sunday, May 7th at 3:54pm

Name	Merri
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Wickedly funny, thanks for the laughs. I have some things in common w/Margret, namely, plants and the suspension of items from the ceiling.

Guest 6,142 signed in on Friday, May 5th at 2:29pm

Name	karrie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	ahh what happened to my email its gmail bot falsebit

Guest 6,141 signed in on Friday, May 5th at 2:28pm

Name	karrie
My page	www.karriedaway.blogspot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	dublin
Comments	wow i thought i was a nutty girlfriend, my boyfriend thinks im completely crazy cus i squish his spots, am friends with his mother and go on random and pointless rants all the time,but he smells so i guess its equal.your kids are beautiful,love the page :)

Guest 6,140 signed in on Thursday, May 4th at 2:35pm

Name	Nikolas Lloyd
My page	"Lloydian Aspects" (I know - I meant to change it)
My URL	http:// moot point (see below)
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Newcastle
Comments	I have been told that what has just happened to me is what happened to you a few years ago. I had a web-page on the servers here at Newcastle University, and some people from a vegetarian dating forum started a mini campaign, and in the space of four or five months managed to get about half a dozen complaints to flood in to the Uni, which has just taken the decision to ban me. I have been told that had I been a full-time salaried member of staff, they would have defended my right to free speech, but since I wasn't, they have caved in to the demands of those few nutters who have so well honed their skills of outrage. So, officially it seems, freedom of speech is not something a British university will defend out of principle, but only when legally required. I have not even been told the argument of the complaints, which suggests that there is no argument. The simple fact that there have been complaints seems to be enough. I have been told that the complaints concentrated on my personal opinions section, starting with my essay "Why vegetarians should be force fed with lard". It seems that both the lonely-heart veggies and the University's registrar have had humour-bypass operations and failed to spot the irony in that title. A bit more worrying, is that at least one complaint included alleged offence at my page on the H/holocaust. This may be an indication that the complaint is from a neo-Nazi nutter, but I think more likely shows that the complaint is from someone who hasn't actually read the page at all. Anyway, it seems that the University considers that I have been such a naughty boy that it cut off all my access to the web without warning and without offer of appeal. I am typing this in my local library. The actual reason I managed to wrestle out of the head of Human Resources (which is apparently a better term than "personnel") was that the registrar considered that there was a risk of adverse publicity that would damage the University's business. So, "Webmaster receives complaint, sends polite reply, nothing happens" is potentially dynamite news, whereas "Major university caves in to nutter" is not news. Humans, eh? I have had many letters of praise for my site, but these it seems, count for nothing. So, you are, annoyingly, not alone. I typed "web hosting" into Google and got 801 million hits, so getting my site back up again shouldn't be too difficult. If you Google for "opinions" and my weirdly spelled name (I blame the parents), or the title of my essay, you will be able to find cached versions of my old pages. I have read "TMGAIHAA" three times, which might be more than any other book, and the third time was aloud to my Finnish girlfriend who giggled all the way through. If ever they consider doing an audio version of the book, I'd like to audition...

Guest 6,139 signed in on Wednesday, May 3rd at 9:21pm

Name	Vadim
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Russia
Comments	Preved, krosavcheg!

Guest 6,138 signed in on Tuesday, May 2nd at 8:56am

Name	Tam
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wisconsin, USA
Comments	Oh, my, God. This page is....beyond words. I laughed, I cried, (No seriously, I cried, I actually shed tears) May the force be with you. Good luck!

Guest 6,137 signed in on Monday, May 1st at 3:39pm

Name	Fred Flintstone
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Stoneage
Comments	It is the with me and Wilma! We have also such battles everday. Good luck in the future. Fred and Wilma

Guest 6,136 signed in on Saturday, April 29th at 3:58am

Name	Chuck Tetreau
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Port Huron, Michigan,,USA
Comments	I thought this was amusing, for the fact that is sounds like myself and my girl friend.

Guest 6,135 signed in on Tuesday, April 25th at 10:10pm

Name	Jean Doherty
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Liverpool, UK
Comments	This site is really funny. I saw the site mentioned in A Certain Chemistry, so I had to have a look! The book is fantastic, I'm off to plead for the other two for my birthday!! Thanks for your brilliant way with words!

Guest 6,134 signed in on Friday, April 21st at 10:31pm

Name	Emily
Led here by	Web page
Location	New York, NY
Comments	Superbly funny and entertaining stuff here. Gave me a wonderful excuse to put off writing my law school thesis for another few hours. Thanks for the laughs!

Guest 6,133 signed in on Thursday, April 20th at 6:58am

Name	Bain
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Texas
Comments	I read your whole page. It took me 2.5 hours. I am not slow. I savored every bit of humor. Continue to reinforce my conclusion that all things British are hilarious.

Guest 6,132 signed in on Thursday, April 20th at 12:30am

Name	Steven Card
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Essex, UK
Comments	Margret sounds completely insane and bewildering but highly amusing and entertaining in her unpredictability

Guest 6,131 signed in on Tuesday, April 18th at 6:52pm

Name	Jill McIntyre
My page	don't have one
Led here by	Magic
Location	tampa fl
Comments	I adore you. I laughed yesterday at my desk until it was embarrassing. I am Margret and I do all of the things she does, the hanging of items all over the house, especially in places like directly over the bed. I love it. I love this page. I have recommended it to people two and three times because I forget who I've told. I'm giddy.

Guest 6,130 signed in on Monday, April 17th at 1:51pm

Name	Morgan Rogers
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Texas!!
Comments	I liked it alot!! You and ur girl should go ahead and just get married. :-)

Guest 6,129 signed in on Saturday, April 15th at 9:06am

Name	Cailin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Western Australia
Comments	sorry, it sounds to me like you two are totally unsuited and it need of either couples counselling or realising you need to part........I had to stop reading when I got to 'her kicking you in the head as you drove around a roundabout'..........worrying:)

Guest 6,128 signed in on Saturday, April 15th at 8:53am

Name	Kelly
My page	-
My URL	http://www.xanga.com/junkyangelica
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Comments	OMG.you are HI-bloody-LARIOUS!i love yr hair.and i love yr book, A Certain Chemistry.

Guest 6,127 signed in on Wednesday, April 12th at 10:25pm

Name	Caroline
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Fort Worth, TX
Comments	Man, that is just hilarious, I thoroughly enjoyed your page. I feel as if I know you and Margret after all that :-) You guys seem like a great pair.

Guest 6,126 signed in on Wednesday, April 12th at 8:13pm

Name	James Calhoun
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Madeira Beach, Florida
Comments	Ahhhh! Real humor.

Guest 6,125 signed in on Wednesday, April 12th at 3:06am

Name	Fiona
Led here by	Barry
Location	Australia
Comments	I've taken a sickie from work and found your page, best laugh I've had all day. However, felt strangely uneasy when reading some of Margaret's habits (eg, "I don't know what I would have done in Real Life" I knew exactly what she was saying there). I think I may be seeing things from my boyfriend's perspective....

Guest 6,124 signed in on Tuesday, April 11th at 11:10pm

Name	Colin
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Loved the book and the site . My ex is German and so much on here is familiar. Is it being German or is it being female , or the peculiarities of combining both? Imagine over breakfast being greeted with the sullen look , silence then a smack to the head. What had I done ? She had a dream in which I was sleeping with a female friend of ours. Not only was it was my fault that this happened in her dream but what made it worse was I 'was enjoying it'!

Guest 6,123 signed in on Sunday, April 9th at 6:33am

Name	Ray
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Alberta, Canada
Comments	Lol I like your page. I know how you feel. German chicks really are bitches.

Guest 6,122 signed in on Saturday, April 8th at 1:38pm

julie sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,121 signed in on Friday, April 7th at 1:30pm

Name	Sigmund Freud's Mum
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Ludicrous. Your webpage is either complete and utter bollocks (which makes you a fraud) or you are the most stupid man in the world (stupider even than George W Bush Jr).

Guest 6,120 signed in on Thursday, April 6th at 12:09am

Name	Matt
My page	-
Led here by	Magic
Location	Humon land
Comments	I saw "Just wondered if there's something I can sign up to to let me know when margrets on the road" in a comment further down and thought you were takeing her on tour as some form of traveling vaudeville show. Oh.

Guest 6,119 signed in on Tuesday, April 4th at 3:40am

Name	What? My real name? Unlikely.
Led here by	Web page
Location	The United States of America
Comments	I'm glad I found an old cache of bookmarks with this location within. Your copyright notice and EULA are the least funny things you've written- and even they made me laugh.

Guest 6,118 signed in on Monday, April 3rd at 8:21pm

Name	philomena
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	southern ireland
Comments	first time reader, had me in stitchs love the way you write,; more please :)

Guest 6,117 signed in on Sunday, April 2nd at 11:07pm

Name	lady of missouri usa
My page	?
My URL	http://?
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	once again, us of fucking a
Comments	Completely brilliant! I have the attention span of a gnat on crack so I only read a wee bit. My big quandry is why the hell can't I behave like that (her) and get away with it????

Guest 6,116 signed in on Sunday, April 2nd at 4:14am

Name	Brooke
My page	Transley
My URL	http://transley.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Atlanta GA
Comments	Great site! Laughed til I cried. But to be honest, I added this entry because of the coincidence of the entry below.

Guest 6,115 signed in on Saturday, April 1st at 9:38pm

Name	Steve Maguire
My page	http://
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Near Chicago Illinois
Comments	Rather amusing in a British sort of way. I'd like to be amusing like that, but I wouldn't want to be a Brit.

Guest 6,114 signed in on Friday, March 31st at 7:50pm

Name	John
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	Gotta say I think your page is ace, so i've signed up to the mailing list. Just wondered if there's something I can sign up to to let me know when margrets on the road, just for safetys sake. Anyway, ace page and you've managed to sell another book as soon as I get time to go get it.

Guest 6,113 signed in on Friday, March 31st at 4:35am

Name	Joan
Led here by	Magic
Location	Scotland
Comments	Some things are dead before you type 'Chapter 1' - biographies of your wonderful grandmother and her interesting life, for example. Personal struggles to overcome adversity? No one gives a bugger about your courageous triumph over illness/deformity/prejudice/depression/ addiction/whatever unless you're already at least a mid-level celebrity, OK? Regarding the above statement - could be time to update this comment. Don't ask me why but the top ten novels at the moment (Mar 2006) are all about the above topics. Don't believe me? Pop in to your nearest supermarket/bookstore etc and see.

Guest 6,112 signed in on Thursday, March 30th at 8:55pm

Name	Graham
My page	My Red Wines
My URL	http://www.myredwines.co.uk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Staffs, UK.
Comments	It's funny, because it's true. Keep up the good work! Graham.

Guest 6,111 signed in on Thursday, March 30th at 12:41pm

Name	Leda
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Capital Federal, Buenos Aires, Argentina
Comments	Ilove you Moby, and my dougther too. We spick spanish. but the music is universal. You undenstend my?. I love much if you contesta my mail: (an address) thank you so much. Leda Surbando desde Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Guest 6,110 signed in on Tuesday, March 28th at 10:37pm

Name	Scott
Led here by	Web page
Location	BC, Canada
Comments	I haven't laughed so hard at something since I saw Curious George last week! To get a summarized background on me, I'm 15, my mom was raised as a goodie farm girl in southern ontario and eventually went to boarding school. She was sheltered from all the crazy Rock N' Roll of the 60's and 70's so she wouldn't become a terrorist. My stepdad is an austrian who spent the first 30 years of his life stoned and ripping along the audubon (I think I mispelled it, I'm just an ignorant North American). Their current life together is strangely familiar to what you have described between yourself and margaret. I forwarded this website to both of them, and they both thought they sawq things from your point of view, and the other had the same personality as margaret...thanks for the laughs!

Guest 6,109 signed in on Tuesday, March 28th at 10:36pm

Name	Scott
Led here by	Web page
Location	BC, Canada
Comments	I haven't laughed so hard at something since I saw Curious George last week! To get a summarized background on me, I'm 15, my mom was raised as a goodie farm girl in southern ontario and eventually went to boarding school. She was sheltered from all the crazy Rock N' Roll of the 60's and 70's so she wouldn't become a terrorist. My stepdad is an austrian who spent the first 30 years of his life stoned and ripping along the audubon (I think I mispelled it, I'm just an ignorant North American). Their current life together is strangely familiar to what you have described between yourself and margaret. I forwarded this website to both of them, and they both thought they sawq things from your point of view, and the other had the same personality as margaret...thanks for the laughs!

Guest 6,108 signed in on Tuesday, March 28th at 2:43pm

Name	John
My page	Anecdotes from Stingo
My URL	http://www.stingo.co.za
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	South Africa
Comments	Brilliant!

Guest 6,107 signed in on Sunday, March 26th at 4:44pm

soham chakraborty of india sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,106 signed in on Thursday, March 23rd at 10:22am

Janet Reed of Sacramento, Ca USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,105 signed in on Wednesday, March 22nd at 7:30am

Name	Keegan Christensen
Led here by	Barry
Location	Winona, Mn USA
Comments	I hope your real life isn't that crazy, I think I'd have an aneurysm. And maybe you have.

Guest 6,104 signed in on Wednesday, March 22nd at 5:12am

Name	john
My page	hohg
Led here by	Search engine
Location	oaihfeoieh
Comments	HAHAHAHAHA LMAO HAHA HELLOL HAHAHAH LOREN

Guest 6,103 signed in on Tuesday, March 21st at 8:57am

Name	Caspar
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Comments	omg... I know what you're talking about... I've a girlfriend also, shit... she can make a fuzz about every thin'. I seriously hope I'll ever turn gay... WOMEN!!!.... !!! GRRRRRRRR...........

Guest 6,102 signed in on Monday, March 20th at 7:09pm

Name	Luis Acuna
My page	Return of the mopa-bro
My URL	http://returnofthemopa.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Caracas, Venezuela
Comments	Just wanted to say that Margret is the craziest woman I've ever heard of...which makes her the coolest one immediately...congrats!

Guest 6,101 signed in on Monday, March 20th at 4:40am

Name	corrine
My page	corrine's space
My URL	http://spaces.msn.com/wtfisthisanyway/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Waterloo, Victoria, Australia
Comments	How you must love that woman! Thank you for all the laughter and inspiration.

Guest 6,100 signed in on Sunday, March 19th at 12:25pm

Name	Ben
My page	Yellow River
My URL	http://yr.kput.org
Led here by	Web page
Location	Grinnell, IA USA
Comments	The woman is clearly insane. No jury would convict you. I drink in sympathy to your plight. A lot.

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