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"No, it's this way."  "I'm writing to my MP." Tsk, of course; it must be Friday, just after four by Mil's watch. Mil phones Margret from the gasworks and they hopscotch to Lidl where Mil buys fifty-five (but puts 2 back) (then gets another pair) reduced books when Margret, expectedly, with entertaining skill, googlies ninety-five packets of crisps at him which jar his right arm, simply because he wrote a newspaper article about her favourite vacuuming delegation. The subject of today's argument was a shower curtain.

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Guest 6,524 signed in on Thursday, February 4th at 8:08pm
Name daftglow
My page daftglow: beauty, style, and ferocious frustration
My URL http://daftglow.blogspot.com
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location east coast usa
Comments I first discovered your page something like five or fifty years ago (what?) and fell in love with your anecdotes. Your affection definitely shines in your stories, and while I don't ever want to meet Margaret, I relish the joy your stories bring me, and do consider your life together to be adorable. Keep writing :)

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Guest 6,523 signed in on Wednesday, February 3rd at 11:03pm
Name Jenny Hill
My page Adventures in Digital Photography
My URL http://julip.org
Led here by Barry
Location Bilton
Comments Actually dont know anyone called Barry, wish I did, always wanted a friend I could call Bazza.

Read much of Things My Girlfriend this evening whilst watching Hachiko: A Dog's Story. The laughing-crying combo confused my face and I liked it.

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Guest 6,522 signed in on Friday, January 22nd at 6:45am
Name Twaty O'Twatsky
Led here by Magic
Location Your Pants, NY
Comments Great writing, looking forward to be reading more of your work!

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Guest 6,521 signed in on Thursday, January 7th at 3:47pm
Name Kelley Rouda
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Louisville, Ky, USA
Comments Awesome. I totally feel sorry for you. good luck. seems like u need it

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Guest 6,520 signed in on Tuesday, December 15th at 5:42am
Name Peter Henry
Led here by Search engine
Location Congo
Comments I loved it! I'm American, but I live in Africa and consider myself more African in culture... and I consider myself literate. :) I enjoyed your sense of humor; you're really talented. Keep it up!

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Guest 6,519 signed in on Monday, December 14th at 12:06pm
Name Leighla
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location That place with hair
Comments Dear Mill,
You probably don't remember me, being famous and all, but we've talked before. Well, rather, you replied to me and I smiled for days because it's always nice to get a response from someone famous. Anyway, I digress, I just came to say that I am grateful to be on your mailing list. I've been a very depressed individual lately and your Mail came at just the right time. Not only did it manage to make me smile, it made me glad to hear that at least someone has hope in the world. Keep it up. You're epic.

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Guest 6,518 signed in on Saturday, December 5th at 8:33pm
Name Tabitha
Led here by Magic
Location Devon
Comments Love this! Stumbled across it but have known about this page for years but not visited for ages. (Must re-add self to mailing list). Loving the humour and think you guys rock! Fabulous family, terrific sense of humour and obviously love each other to death - an absolute hoot! Thanks for the read, Tabby and Jens (my German boyfriend!!) xxx

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Guest 6,517 signed in on Tuesday, November 17th at 12:43pm
Name Stanley
My page The Buffoon Blog
My URL http://www.thebuffoon.net
Led here by Barry
Location London
Comments Like many, I am greedy for more of your books. Specifically, for new and different ones. I bought IFLSEL from Birmingham Borders and was caught in a scaled down flashforward of the JLS incident the other day. A Paul McKenna display got knocked over and two people had to have a sit down afterwards.

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Guest 6,516 signed in on Tuesday, October 20th at 10:50pm
Name Taylen
Led here by Coincidence
Location San Francisco, California
Comments thanks for your wonderful words...as with many others on this page, i'm sure, i have had many of the same pointless and ridiculous arguments! carry on...

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Guest 6,515 signed in on Thursday, October 1st at 5:15am
Name Bob
My page Unreserved Indolency
My URL http://twitter.com/Original_URL
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location Under your bed...
Comments Think of the children!!....

It was actually a dominatrix, but that's beside the point.

I can't believe people actually do act like a twat in the guestbook. Unbelieveable

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Guest 6,514 signed in on Monday, September 21st at 8:10pm
Name heather
Led here by Barry
Location east lansing, mi, usa
Comments ?

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Guest 6,513 signed in on Monday, September 21st at 7:11pm
Name Margaret Ann
Led here by Search engine
Location Cambridge, Massachusetts
Comments At first I think perhaps you are mayhap a bit harsh (early on - how could you ever think suggesting pants make her look broad in the beam will end well??), and then I think Margret is a tad neurotic, but do you know, once I was a very sensible, kind, logic-based woman, but somewhere around age 45 I started to ... change. I now know exactly why that plant's in the tub, but I can't really explain it to my husband, so instead I'll snap his head off. I think it's something in the tampons, which I do NOT make my husband carry in his pocket. Yet.

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Guest 6,512 signed in on Sunday, September 6th at 10:38am
Name none
My page none
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location none
Comments You need to spell correctly. Nobody spells English words in the British manner anymore. It's antiquated. Thanks.

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Guest 6,511 signed in on Saturday, September 5th at 4:53pm
Name Charlene Joseph
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Malaysia
Comments You should have your books sold over here(Malaysia). I just love the way you describe situations. It was very detailed and real at the same time, no doubt, bloody brilliant and humorous. Was a good read!

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Guest 6,510 signed in on Saturday, August 29th at 10:17pm
Name lindsay
My URL http://www.myspace.com/6340227
Led here by Coincidence
Location anchorage, AK
Comments margret sounds wonderful; i love her! your page kept my attention and kept me laughing from beginning to end. thank you for sharing your sense of humor and providing a fresh and entertaining perspective on relationship arguments. best wishes to the both of you <3

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Guest 6,508 signed in on Friday, August 28th at 8:16am
Name Charlotte
My page Tales of Mosquitoes
My URL http://charlove89.blogspot.com/
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Arizona
Comments TMGAIHAA is absolutely hilarious. Arguing is one of my favorite pastimes. Thank you for sharing your amusing anecdotes with us.

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Guest 6,507 signed in on Tuesday, August 25th at 1:51am
Name sandra
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location Scotland
Comments I haven't laughed that much in ages (and wasted time meant to be used for studying either). I'm german and living with my scottish partner....the similarities are frightening. I'm now going to buy that book for him as a christmas present, it might help him to understand me just that little bit better.

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Guest 6,506 signed in on Thursday, August 13th at 4:37am
Name Nape Jencka
Led here by Search engine
Location Michigan, USA and Ontario Canada
Comments quality humour I must say...keep up the good work.

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Guest 6,505 signed in on Friday, July 31st at 11:16pm
Name Davydd Grimm
My page I AM IN A BAND!
My URL http://www.blaencathra.com
Led here by Coincidence
Location The North
Comments Congratulations on Sexton Blake, man. Will it be available to purchase at any point?

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Guest 6,504 signed in on Thursday, July 23rd at 10:57am
Name Lisa-jayne
Led here by Magic
Location somewhere in time and space....looks a little bit like Hull, but am really hoping it's Monte Carlo.
Comments It's happened again....i got an email teasing with the delights of yr super newsletter, but the link refused to let me in?
I'm beging to feel a little left out here..........

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Guest 6,503 signed in on Thursday, July 23rd at 8:42am
Name shan
Led here by Barry
Location australia
Comments mil, i am terribly disappointed wtih mailing list #49; it was really, really short. :( i have been waiting so long...and am now left unsatisfied.
otherwise, all my devoted love.

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Guest 6,502 signed in on Tuesday, July 14th at 2:51pm
Name Kaley Oliver
Led here by Magic
Location Stillwater, Ok;lahoma... United States
Comments I love you... you are so hilarious, but I have a fight to pick with you. I had to buy Instructions for Living Someone Else's Life off of Amazon because it is not being published in the United States, and it is an amazing book. WHY?

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Guest 6,501 signed in on Monday, June 29th at 6:04pm
Name Robert
Led here by Magic
Location New york
Comments How can I keep my wife from throwing things at me to stop me from reading your entries out loud to her? It can't be as simple as "Stop reading them aloud." I keep saying "Ok, just one more." But that's a lie. You see, I am a liar like you.

You are brilliant and hilarious. Thanks for such wonderful writing and such entertaining stories.

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Guest 6,500 signed in on Sunday, June 28th at 1:32am
Name Cara
Led here by Magic
Location Hamilton, New Zealand
Comments Good lord, I'm recommending this to all my friends, family, everyone. Just, freaking, awesome!

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