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Guest 6,524 signed in on Thursday, February 4th at 8:08pm
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daftglow
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daftglow: beauty, style, and ferocious frustration
I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
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east coast usa
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I first discovered your page something like five or fifty years ago (what?) and fell in love with your anecdotes. Your affection definitely shines in your stories, and while I don't ever want to meet Margaret, I relish the joy your stories bring me, and do consider your life together to be adorable. Keep writing :)
Guest 6,520 signed in on Tuesday, December 15th at 5:42am
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Peter Henry
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Congo
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I loved it! I'm American, but I live in Africa and consider myself more African in culture... and I consider myself literate. :) I enjoyed your sense of humor; you're really talented. Keep it up!
Guest 6,519 signed in on Monday, December 14th at 12:06pm
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Leighla
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That place with hair
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Dear Mill, You probably don't remember me, being famous and all, but we've talked before. Well, rather, you replied to me and I smiled for days because it's always nice to get a response from someone famous. Anyway, I digress, I just came to say that I am grateful to be on your mailing list. I've been a very depressed individual lately and your Mail came at just the right time. Not only did it manage to make me smile, it made me glad to hear that at least someone has hope in the world. Keep it up. You're epic.
Guest 6,518 signed in on Saturday, December 5th at 8:33pm
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Tabitha
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Devon
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Love this! Stumbled across it but have known about this page for years but not visited for ages. (Must re-add self to mailing list). Loving the humour and think you guys rock! Fabulous family, terrific sense of humour and obviously love each other to death - an absolute hoot! Thanks for the read, Tabby and Jens (my German boyfriend!!) xxx
Like many, I am greedy for more of your books. Specifically, for new and different ones. I bought IFLSEL from Birmingham Borders and was caught in a scaled down flashforward of the JLS incident the other day. A Paul McKenna display got knocked over and two people had to have a sit down afterwards.
Guest 6,516 signed in on Tuesday, October 20th at 10:50pm
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Taylen
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San Francisco, California
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thanks for your wonderful words...as with many others on this page, i'm sure, i have had many of the same pointless and ridiculous arguments! carry on...
Guest 6,513 signed in on Monday, September 21st at 7:11pm
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Margaret Ann
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Cambridge, Massachusetts
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At first I think perhaps you are mayhap a bit harsh (early on - how could you ever think suggesting pants make her look broad in the beam will end well??), and then I think Margret is a tad neurotic, but do you know, once I was a very sensible, kind, logic-based woman, but somewhere around age 45 I started to ... change. I now know exactly why that plant's in the tub, but I can't really explain it to my husband, so instead I'll snap his head off. I think it's something in the tampons, which I do NOT make my husband carry in his pocket. Yet.
Guest 6,511 signed in on Saturday, September 5th at 4:53pm
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Charlene Joseph
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Malaysia
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You should have your books sold over here(Malaysia). I just love the way you describe situations. It was very detailed and real at the same time, no doubt, bloody brilliant and humorous. Was a good read!
margret sounds wonderful; i love her! your page kept my attention and kept me laughing from beginning to end. thank you for sharing your sense of humor and providing a fresh and entertaining perspective on relationship arguments. best wishes to the both of you <3
Guest 6,507 signed in on Tuesday, August 25th at 1:51am
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sandra
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Scotland
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I haven't laughed that much in ages (and wasted time meant to be used for studying either). I'm german and living with my scottish partner....the similarities are frightening. I'm now going to buy that book for him as a christmas present, it might help him to understand me just that little bit better.
Guest 6,504 signed in on Thursday, July 23rd at 10:57am
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Lisa-jayne
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somewhere in time and space....looks a little bit like Hull, but am really hoping it's Monte Carlo.
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It's happened again....i got an email teasing with the delights of yr super newsletter, but the link refused to let me in? I'm beging to feel a little left out here..........
Guest 6,503 signed in on Thursday, July 23rd at 8:42am
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shan
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australia
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mil, i am terribly disappointed wtih mailing list #49; it was really, really short. :( i have been waiting so long...and am now left unsatisfied. otherwise, all my devoted love.
Guest 6,502 signed in on Tuesday, July 14th at 2:51pm
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Kaley Oliver
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Stillwater, Ok;lahoma... United States
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I love you... you are so hilarious, but I have a fight to pick with you. I had to buy Instructions for Living Someone Else's Life off of Amazon because it is not being published in the United States, and it is an amazing book. WHY?
Guest 6,501 signed in on Monday, June 29th at 6:04pm
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Robert
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New york
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How can I keep my wife from throwing things at me to stop me from reading your entries out loud to her? It can't be as simple as "Stop reading them aloud." I keep saying "Ok, just one more." But that's a lie. You see, I am a liar like you.
You are brilliant and hilarious. Thanks for such wonderful writing and such entertaining stories.