Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,400 to 2,499)

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Guest 2,499 signed in on Monday, November 18th at 8:14pm

Name	quentin
Led here by	Barry
Location	there by the stairs
Comments	your girlfriend sounds like a real bitch, for sure man! yah, what a goddam bitch! I hate this bitch ya? it is a rocking good time when i am having my party oh yes! for sure!

Guest 2,498 signed in on Monday, November 18th at 5:31pm

Name	jo mallinson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	uk
Comments	very funny mate

Guest 2,497 signed in on Monday, November 18th at 11:38am

Name	Simon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London (from melbourne like the others)
Comments	great.

Guest 2,496 signed in on Sunday, November 17th at 4:09am

Name	Swatty
Led here by	Search engine
Location	St. Louis, Missouri, U.S. of A.
Comments	I've been reading some of the LOTW entries. None of them so far match up to what I read in the Oddly Enough section of Reuters.com

Guest 2,495 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 10:50pm

Name	Lindsay
My URL	http://www.yousuck.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	california
Comments	england sucks

Guest 2,494 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 8:05pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	Magic
Location	Luton. Someone has to do it.
Comments	From Dumbass, USA: >>There is a big difference between planning to be together until death and being married. Of course being born and bred in the bastion of socialism I am sure you wouldn't want to lose all of the benefits heaped upon you by your socialist government for being underprivleged. Maybe you should have Margaret have a bunch of babies and have the state pay for them too. You truly are a stalwart of a man. You should be proud of yourself.<< Does anyone mind if I laugh hard at this for a lengthy period of time? Honestly, this guestbook is sometimes more funny then the actual website itself. I vote we spam Mil until he opens up an ezboard so we can mock these people for weeks.

Guest 2,493 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 4:44pm

Name	John Herdman
Led here by	Magic
Location	Stratford-Upon-Avon
Comments	Brill

Guest 2,492 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 4:36pm

Name	Joanna
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	Guest 2484, are you people ever going to stop going on about "saving Europe's ass"? What on earth makes you think that Mil's family are paid for by the state, and even if they were, what on earth has that got to do with being married? More pertinently, what on earth has it got to do with you? Something that screams from this page is that Mil is a writer, that counts as a job in this country And for your information, bananas and grapes come in bunches, babies don't. There may be a collective noun, Im not aware of one, but I'll wager it isn't "bunch".

Guest 2,491 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 4:03pm

Name	John Herdman
Led here by	Magic
Location	Stratford-Upon-Avon
Comments	Brill

Guest 2,490 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 3:24pm

Name	Lying flat for a week...
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	Well, I missed two (yes that's right, TWO) deadlines thanks to your web page. Do you realise what you're doing to people? Your web site is the only one I've ever visited that caused me actual physical injury. I mean it, it really did. I think perhaps some sort of disclaimer might be in order. It was a challenge of biblical proportions to to read the entire TMGAIHAA page (in a single sitting/writhing in agony of muscle cramps), but well worth it. Very funny, and so true. Guest #2465 is clearly a prick. I reckon you ought to erase his message, track him down and pursue him with large pointy objects. (could I hazard a guess that you might start looking on the 'less cultured' side of the Atlantic?)

Guest 2,489 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 12:30pm

Name	John Herdman
Led here by	Magic
Location	Stratford-Upon-Avon
Comments	Brill

Guest 2,488 signed in on Friday, November 15th at 9:51am

Name	Stuart
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Bournemouth, UK
Comments	Thanks very much for causing me immense embarrassment on a recent flight due to unsuccessfully suppressed hysteria at your book. Another please!

Guest 2,487 signed in on Thursday, November 14th at 11:38pm

Name	James
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Nottingham, UK
Comments	Do you know about the Halfbakery? It just crossed my mind, coming from there to here, that you'd like it. It's www.halfbakery.com, anyway. Right. Bye.

Guest 2,486 signed in on Thursday, November 14th at 8:01pm

Name	Court
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	ct, usa(im irish,italian, and a tad bit english though)
Comments	Jesus christ, why do some people think that fighting is some sort of horrible evil that you are going through? and that because you fight, your kids will be fucked up? when my parents lived together, not a day went by that there wasnt some sort of fight, and look at me..given me da was a semi-abusive alcoholic..but still..verbal non-violent fighting is in human nature. its an instinct to defend our opinions on even the smallest matters. oh, and i especially liked that one entry about how if you fight over all that, you cant really be in love.. i can just imagine that one getting rushed off too the hospital one day because shes in shock due to the realization that shes in love with someone, AND she fights with them. whelp, id say ive taken up enough space with my rantings, wouldnt you say?

Guest 2,485 signed in on Thursday, November 14th at 4:52pm

Name	Ian
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	America(Texas, sadly)
Comments	Every male(or every person for that matter) who is or ever has been in a relationship should read this webpage. I laughed, I cried, I wasted several hours, and I thank you. Believe it or not, you are a very lucky man.

Guest 2,484 signed in on Thursday, November 14th at 2:04pm

Name	jim
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The place that saved Europe's ass twice so far
Comments	There is a big difference between planning to be together until death and being married. Of course being born and bred in the bastion of socialism I am sure you wouldn't want to lose all of the benefits heaped upon you by your socialist government for being underprivleged. Maybe you should have Margaret have a bunch of babies and have the state pay for them too. You truly are a stalwart of a man. You should be proud of yourself.

Guest 2,483 signed in on Thursday, November 14th at 1:26pm

Name	Unemployed Copy Reader
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Page 232, line 10 (10th imprint): "simple", not "simply". You're welcome.

Guest 2,482 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 9:23pm

Name	Matt Spencer
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Somewhere in the UK
Comments	Hey, funny site. It even moved me to go out and read your book! Admittedly, I did it for free, as I work in a bookshop and can just pick them off the shelves and put them back after lunch, but it's the thought that counts, right? Besides, they aren't exactly flying off the shelves - somewhat surprising considering the Shakespearean literary qualities apparent in the text. Let's just pit it down to the inferior taste of the reading public, shall we? They need educating, that's what I say...

Guest 2,481 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 8:28pm

Name	jennifer
Led here by	Web page
Location	florida
Comments	i thought it was very funny.when are ya coming out with more?

Guest 2,480 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 4:59pm

Name	Ross
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	'A shoal of lie fish being chased by the truth shark' beautiful, just beautiful. Got a lot of funny looks on the train as I snorted and giggled my way through the book.

Guest 2,479 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 4:32pm

Name	Kerry King
My page	have none
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	I laughed aloud Mil. I laughed even louder at some of the other guestbook comments though... seriously, these people think that just because you e-publish snippets of your life, they own you! Could you write a paragraph or two for the chick who grew up in a house with no love?

Guest 2,478 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 1:39pm

Name	Marcel Witz
Led here by	Magic
Location	Zurich
Comments	Excellent book, funniest book I've read all year, in fact. All this attention to innovative wordplay, immaculate build-up of every scene. Very very well crafted indeed - and so, so true. Just get all the German spelling right and give the book a proper ending and what you have is nothing short of a true comedy masterpiece. Can't wait for the next one!

Guest 2,477 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 9:09am

Name	Mandy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	Fantastic site, but I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed the book - laugh out loud funny - nice work, fella.

Guest 2,476 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 2:52am

Name	Stacey
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA, (stop laughing!)
Comments	Mil, oh, Mil...thanks once again for such a fun website. I can't wait until your book hits the USA. Of course, I could stop being a cheapskate and order it online from the UK, I guess, but that would ruin the whole effect of being from America. Love. Your. Site. Love. You. And. Margret. Keep on keeping on, to coin a really old, bad American phrase. Cheers!

Guest 2,475 signed in on Wednesday, November 13th at 1:46am

Name	Sarah
My page	none
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	Mil, I love it. I've sent this to every guy I've dated in the last few years, just to warn them how things might be. Can't wait till the American book comes out. Keep up the good work.

Guest 2,474 signed in on Tuesday, November 12th at 8:40pm

Name	Christine
Led here by	Web page
Location	N.Ireland
Comments	Funny stuff!:D

Guest 2,473 signed in on Tuesday, November 12th at 6:25pm

Name	Jay Rogers
My page	That's technical stuff right ??
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Windsor
Comments	I notice that the bottom left picture comes up with a nice "Ahhhh" when the pointer is held over it. Did you forget to put in the "ggg"'s just before the last h ??

Guest 2,472 signed in on Tuesday, November 12th at 6:07pm

Name	Jon
My page	The Hate Engine
My URL	http://http://my.execpc.com/~engine/engine.html
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	This is hilarious. I don't have a girlfriend right now and probably never will, but this was a fun read.

Guest 2,471 signed in on Tuesday, November 12th at 11:04am

Name	Craig
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chesterfield
Comments	Hysterical stuff mate, thank you for brightening many a dreary hour at work when I should be doing something more productive but far less fun. Kudos for the Hicks mention btw, the man was never as popular here as he should have been. Take care and cheers again for still adding 'things' online even after the book. C

Guest 2,470 signed in on Monday, November 11th at 10:24pm

Name	hannah smith
My page	dont have one
My URL	http://nope
Led here by	Web page
Location	usa
Comments	WOW!!!!! i dont see why the hell u 2 stay together. if fight over all the stuff that u 2 do, u cant possibly be in love.

Guest 2,469 signed in on Monday, November 11th at 10:08pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	Magic
Location	Orchard Park, New York--USA
Comments	Wow I am impressed. See my boyfriend and I just recently broke up, he claimed we argue too much when I just wanted him to live a healthy and moral life. Horrible thing to care about somebody right? Well good luck, maybe things will settle down, tohught I doubt it because pple tend to be selfish.

Guest 2,467 signed in on Monday, November 11th at 8:02pm

Name	Aslan
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	Thanks Mil, Now I can stab my finger at the monitor and scream through a maniacs rictus grin 'See! Look do you SEE' whenever my partner and i argue about something ludicrous (like housework or my pants.) PS your girlfriend may be a little extreme but ive had a taste of this from every woman i've ever known....

Guest 2,465 signed in on Monday, November 11th at 2:15am

Name	GOD
My page	THE ART OF SMOKING POT
My URL	http://DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
Led here by	Magic
Location	IN MY ROOM SMOKING POT
Comments	SHE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT. I WOULD PUNCH THE UGLY BITCH IN THE FUCKING MOUTH. AND THEN TOSS HER INTO A WOOD CHIPPER, AND BE DONE WITH HER.

Guest 2,464 signed in on Monday, November 11th at 1:51am

Name	Rachel Williams
Led here by	Barry
Location	America (well obviously of course)
Comments	Ah, this has to be my favorite site...i come here every few weeks...to laugh and yes, i'm American (british American though, i have joint-custody)....maybe that's the reason for having some intelligence in this god-forsaken country (hmmm could be a biased opionon though, i do live in New Mexico...)

Guest 2,463 signed in on Monday, November 11th at 1:39am

Name	Karl Kuklenz
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Thank you. From the bottom of every man's heart thank you, and god bless your epic work. P.S. 'Jumped by Thugs' was my favorite

Guest 2,462 signed in on Sunday, November 10th at 8:33pm

Name	Leighann
Led here by	Magic
Location	Essex
Comments	I was just wondering if you ever fight in front of your kids because thats seriously terrible for them. my parents fought in front of me constantly like you two do and i am trying to deal with it now in therapy. I felt no love in the house. Just be careful around your kids because it seriously damagesd them.

Guest 2,461 signed in on Sunday, November 10th at 6:15pm

Name	Swatty
Led here by	Search engine
Location	St. Louis, Missouri, U.S. of A.
Comments	Love your commentary on life's little foibles. Something tells me that you probably have the last two words in every argument, those words of course being - "Ja, Meine Liebe!"

Guest 2,460 signed in on Sunday, November 10th at 5:36pm

Name	Marty Lopez-Vito
My page	Think Insane
My URL	http://www.thinkinsane.uni.cc
Led here by	Web page
Location	Manila, Philippines
Comments	Hahaha! It's brilliant that you can have arguments like that (I can feel the frustration in your entries), and invariably still work everything out at the end of the day. It's nice to know that even halfway across the world, things are similar with respect to the boy-meets-girl-has-relationship-with-girl situation... Love makes a man do strange things... but then again, so does blind rage... (And yes, the FAQs cracked me up as well)

Guest 2,459 signed in on Saturday, November 9th at 11:03pm

Name	Magnus
My page	lol
My URL	http://www.lol@u.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	norway
Comments	omg, har du lite å gjøre om dagan eller? d0rk 2k sir æ bære. tuffing du ja. så stfu :-o og btw du e en litn 14is sant?

Guest 2,458 signed in on Saturday, November 9th at 3:24pm

Name	Phil
My page	none
Led here by	Web page
Location	Virginia (Yes, in America, but I was raised by a nice English family)
Comments	Odd. I didn't realise my ex-wife had become German. I see she's still arguing about the same stuff though.

Guest 2,457 signed in on Friday, November 8th at 11:33pm

Name	Jillian
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New York City
Comments	I got home from work at 4pm... i had an agenda for this evening... typed in something at the google.com search engine [which for the life of me i can't remember what i was searching now] and here i am 3 hrs later. the neighbors probably think i've lost it, as i've been guffawing every couple minutes at you and Margaret. thanks for your time and effort in this page, it goes much appreciated. my favorite was the cosmetic soap and shower head - i've done that and i can just see my boyfriend thinking, but not saying what you have written. lol 'Jumped By Thugs' i'm dying...

Guest 2,456 signed in on Friday, November 8th at 5:09pm

Name	Alison
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Leeds, England
Comments	Mil, I think you have the perfect commentary for how men and women interact. I think everyone can see themselves, or their nearest and dearest in you both. For me it's good to see that I'm not the only mad, neurotic female about. In our defence however, you guys CHOOSE to be with us!! Great site - keep it up.

Guest 2,455 signed in on Friday, November 8th at 3:37pm

Name	Ellie
Led here by	Magic
Location	England
Comments	I love the way you write, that's the funniest thing I've read since Peter Guttridge. Scarily though, I think I may be related to your girlfriend. I heard myself there a few too many times. I'll show this site to my boyfriend. He'll nod and say 'hmm' and 'yup' alot. You have my email. Please don't send me junk. I too have American wackos telling me how to become a certified hand writing expert in three easy lessons at ONLY $400! If I did that I SHOULD be certified...

Guest 2,454 signed in on Friday, November 8th at 11:19am

Name	Mervi
Led here by	Web page
Location	Finland
Comments	Great page! Looks like my boyfriend has some Margret - qualities, so I think I'm going to use your page as a walkthrough...

Guest 2,453 signed in on Friday, November 8th at 7:14am

Name	Jim The Goat
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	TN, USA
Comments	i found this page searching for random words an the internet, and i think i can safely say that this is the funniest thing i'v eseen on the internet since theonion.com. actually this is funnier...

Guest 2,452 signed in on Friday, November 8th at 3:52am

Name	Megan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	This is...genius. Brilliant. And fascinating...but HOW much time do you have on your hands? Never mind, I love it.

Guest 2,451 signed in on Thursday, November 7th at 11:36pm

Name	Gary
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Delaware, USA
Comments	Great job! You're an inspiration. I thought I was the only one.

Guest 2,450 signed in on Thursday, November 7th at 11:53am

Tony of France sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,449 signed in on Thursday, November 7th at 3:14am

Name	Jon
My page	orange socks are building blocks
My URL	http://orangesocks.pitas.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Thank You Thank You Thank You

Guest 2,448 signed in on Thursday, November 7th at 2:34am

Name	Dave
Led here by	Web page
Location	Chicago, Illinois
Comments	Too busy E-mailing all my friends to express my feelings about this page. My co-worker thought I was having a fit. Please ignore all the rest of the silly americans that think you don't love your partner, and please ingnore anyone who tells you to read Dr. Phil.

Guest 2,447 signed in on Thursday, November 7th at 1:11am

Name	redgirl
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	This is very similar to my living with my mother.The crazy arguments, the desire to dirty every dish and pan in the kitchen (and actualloy leave a carpet of cheese over everything), and even steering and honking the car horn for me. This is so funny because it is so true.

Guest 2,446 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 10:20pm

Name	Shona
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Any man who tells his girfriend that he butt looks big in a pair of trousers deserves, for the rest of eternity, to do the dishes, the cooking, the toilet cleaning, the mowing, the ironing and generally be her slave for the rest of his entire life.

Guest 2,445 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 8:31pm

Name	pwah
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You guys do have sex right? Put that in your book and it will sell.

Guest 2,444 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 6:02pm

Name	Stephan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Boston, MA, USA
Comments	This page is great! I really enjoy reading it. It's too bad you cut a bunch of stuff out though. My favorite post was the one about the missing TV remote. If I remember correctly, she stabs you with fingernail clippers when she discovers that she was sitting on the remote the whole time.

Guest 2,443 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 3:55pm

Name	Alistair Kennedy
My page	Robot Fist
My URL	http://www.robotfist.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	Good book, Mil: http://www.robotfist.com - TMGAIHAA (It's just a review, scaredy people. There is no robot or fisting content.)

Guest 2,442 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 3:45pm

Name	LJ
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London, England
Comments	I would have thought you'd had enough people saying how great the book is but here's another. Not only do I live with my girlfriend but also worked for a university for quite some time and it was all eerily true. And I did the laughing on the tube thing as well.

Guest 2,441 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 9:31am

Name	DC
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Very cool, but a bit to funny. I am trying to hold up a serious manager look on my face, so my employees don't know what I'm doing....

Guest 2,440 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 5:41am

Name	The Divine Ms. S
Led here by	Web page
Location	Florida
Comments	This is quite possible the funniest thing I've come across on the internet. I laughed until I peed my pants. I must go change them. Thanks for the experience.

Guest 2,439 signed in on Wednesday, November 6th at 3:45am

Name	Renee
My page	Drugs are for Pugs!
My URL	http://www.expage.com/DrugsAreForPugs
Led here by	Web page
Location	CANADA
Comments	wow... i hope i can have a relationship like you and your g/f one day! Really i do!! lol :P

Guest 2,438 signed in on Tuesday, November 5th at 7:17pm

Name	Kate Coyle
My page	?
My URL	http://?
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Nothampton,England
Comments	I just want to say that I have just finished reading your book and I have never laughed so much whilst reading,which led to me receiving some rather odd looks as i read most of it at an airport waiting for an engineer to fly from dublin to sardinia to make sure that there were no remaining bits of bird left in the engine after they hit it on landing!Still the time passed very quickly. My personal circumstances are scarily similar to yours I am an only child and my boyfriend is german and he told me about this web site.I think he sees margret as an ally or something like that anyway!Anyway I pledge to spread the word of millington wherever I go!!!

Guest 2,437 signed in on Monday, November 4th at 9:17pm

Name	Emily Callahan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Missouri
Comments	Well a general ouch for the Americans, though i must admit that the bit about our reading habits and the frequency with wich we watch PBS did have me rolling on the ground in a fetal position laughing for a good 30 seconds. We're not all illiterate WWF watching- pork rind gobbling- idiots. I like to believe that there is some hope for us. Anyhow, your site was a marvelous break from college life and as soon as my broke student self can find some spare money not to be spent on food, i will certainly be getting your book. Thanks.

Guest 2,436 signed in on Monday, November 4th at 9:15pm

Name	metal man
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	england
Comments	You and ur wife are one pair of really sad's twat's if you find argueing amusing. I myself think the pair of you r fucking bastards who like donkey dicks and finger hens. I also think you smell like a pair of sweaty testicles and jsut go and fuk urself.

Guest 2,435 signed in on Monday, November 4th at 6:01pm

Name	Court
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	America
Comments	quite critical of americans eh? but on the bright side, we're not canadians, yay. anyway..got a wee bit side tracked there.. you amuse me, though, not nearly as much as the stupidity i see in some of these guestbook entries. anyone who is suggesting you dump Margret because you two fight a great deal, clearly doesnt have a grip on reality. and..thats all the useless crap i have to say. i wish you both the best of luck, and pray that you never end up in canada with those damn beaver lovers.

Guest 2,434 signed in on Monday, November 4th at 2:44pm

Name	Alun
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Newcastle upon Tyne
Comments	Scarily close to home.

Guest 2,433 signed in on Monday, November 4th at 9:25am

Name	azrynne
My page	Gumdrops and Saturdays
My URL	http://www.gumdropsandsaturdays.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	a very suburban area of new york
Comments	several things: 1. you are clearly a comical genius - your site was entertaining not just once through, but many times through 2. your book was equally entertaining. part of me wishes to keep my little secret, but those of us who live in america can purchase the book from amazon.co.uk the same as anyone else on the planet - unless the fact that the price is listed in pounds instead of american dollars frightens you, you have no reason to wait until the american version comes out, they won't raid your house or anything like that 3. clearly, many of the visitors to this guestbook have trouble grasping certain concepts, and probably also have trouble performing relatively simple tasks in their everyday life as well (i pity them). it's clear to me that you and margret have a violently fulfilling relationship, and i wish you the best

Guest 2,432 signed in on Monday, November 4th at 3:47am

Name	Matt (aka Mr.Anonymous)
Led here by	Magic
Location	Swindon
Comments	Ok - book: VERY good. Although the Pel Dalton/Mil Millington comparsion is FAR too obvious. Secondly I'd like you to congratulate you on the number of idiots your page attracts. Flickin through the guestbook, I saw TOO MANY people who tell you to kill Margret! These shallow fools apparently dont see why a relationship happens. And although you argue, there is more to a relationship thjan getting on. Deepest respect to you Mil. Im sure you hear this often but you are a genius. When you were 20 did you expect to be a husband, father, gaurdian columist, successful author, succesful website-guy and international evil genius by this time in your life? Congratulations!! Keep it up! I cant wait for the "MIllington Online" computer deathmatch game!!

Guest 2,431 signed in on Monday, November 4th at 12:02am

Name	STEVE JONES
Led here by	Magic
Location	wards bridge
Comments	While talking to big ginger Jim yesterday the subject of school came up he told me what you had done.CLASS!! Makes me wish id gone a bit more often.

Guest 2,430 signed in on Sunday, November 3rd at 11:28pm

Name	Lexxi
Led here by	Magic
Comments	It was funny to start with

Guest 2,429 signed in on Sunday, November 3rd at 11:06pm

Name	Matt
My URL	http://coquet.blogspot.com/
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	England.
Comments	praise: tis a very funny page. im not going to tell blatent lies (unlike some people...) and claim to be able to identify with your experience of margret and all her 'crazy' foibles, yet i still found it very funny. well done, oh hero of norse legend. complaint: i tried to buy the book from my local waterstones, but they claimed never to have heard of you and told me to 'speakest not of this unmentionable' ever again. you do need a new publisher...nowhere in sheffield has it in stock. or maybe they just ran out of copies cos its so popular...hahaha...i made a funny! feel free to send me a free copy to make up for my disapointment. or else i'll get me mam onto you. thanks again...very good page!

Guest 2,428 signed in on Sunday, November 3rd at 5:37pm

Name	jenny
Led here by	Barry
Location	nr cambridge, england
Comments	read the book recently, very funny indeed had numerous embarrassing laughing out loud on the tube incidents while reading it on the way to work would recomend that anyone who hasnt already bought it do so at the next available oppertunity

Guest 2,427 signed in on Saturday, November 2nd at 11:47am

Name	Mike Stair
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Knoxville, TN, USA
Comments	Are Margret's breasts really that nice??? Kidding...I loved the site. More of us should write these things down as a sanity check! Good luck to you both. Mike

Guest 2,426 signed in on Saturday, November 2nd at 2:01am

Name	Chuck
Led here by	Web page
Location	Pennsylvania USA
Comments	i think you page is absolutly hilarious. i thought my girlfriend and i argued a lot about a lot of stupid inane things, but you guys take the cake. i read the whole thing, as it stands now, and i think i need to go to the hospital because i cracked all of my ribs and am bleeding out of my eyes. i can see that this is a faith based relationship as you are, lets say, cristian, and she is SATAN. lol. i signed up for you mailing list and can't wait for the US version of your book to come out. i am going to get it right away. any-who, i wish you and margret the best of luck, if you have made it this far, and are not clinically brain dead, you must have found that special someone. i can see why you are not married though, as you would have a legally binding contract stating, she gets have of your stuff and you get have of her plants and hanging items if you divorce. well, can't wait for morre updates. -chuck-

Guest 2,425 signed in on Saturday, November 2nd at 2:01am

Name	erica
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You said her trousers made her butt look fat? You are tragically stupid. This comes from an American.

Guest 2,424 signed in on Saturday, November 2nd at 12:18am

Name	James
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington State
Comments	hey, all I have to say is that you relationship is soooooo close to my last relatioinship. When you say that you have way of understanding her logic, I feel your pain. I tried so hard to understand my ex girlfriend but her logic was not logical. Anyway, I laughed till I cried several times throughout the text. Great job and hope you someday can come to understand her logic, but who are we kidding right?

Guest 2,423 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 7:09pm

Name	Jen, again
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Not only did I spend over an hour reading about Margret only to get her name wrong, (NOT Gretchen!!) but I realized belatedly that most of your "guests" are male. When I FIRST first logged on, I thought it was two girlfriends, (nothing kinky, just gal-pals), so I feel a bit out of my league. Is this woman-bashing? We don't use this kind of sheer volume when jesting about the men in our lives...

Guest 2,422 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 6:48pm

Name	Jennifer
My page	none!
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	I am in California, and I am very literate in terms of life in England and Germany and Europe in general. I do not sit and stare at crystals, and I do not meditate. I laughed out loud so many times, because in a few distinct ways, I AM GRETCHEN. For the most part, however, her neuroses are not something I share. Why don't you two get married? (Whoops, was that a FAQ?)

Guest 2,421 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 5:51pm

Name	David
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago!
Comments	Wow, this really is a repository for stupidity. Kind of interesting considering how witty and funny the page is. Anyway, January 2003? What is that, did you have to translate into American? Do the damned Canadians have it? I don't want to have to drive to Windsor, but I will if I have to!

Guest 2,420 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 2:51pm

Name	Rob Vranich II
My page	You stink but I love you!
My URL	http://www.youstinkmyfriend.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Austin, Texas
Comments	Ok, now I've read your article bemoaning your relationship. At first it was really funny, so I kept reading. Then, I started to think, I could make some funny replies of advice. Hell, I've been there. Then, I really started to relate. Now, I think I should get to sleep with your crazy, German girlfriend (I could list the reasons (which would include her being crazy and German (did I mention that crazy would be on that list?) I figure the sex must be stellar.) I mean, I've had the emotional roller coaster, I've gotten angry, sad, frieghtened, and many other memory-blocked emotions from past realationships dredged up that SOOOOOO parralelled yours, that the only thing I didn't get out of reading your article was the great sex before I'd decided I'd had enough of her and I'm running, screaming for the nearest exit.

Guest 2,419 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 2:11pm

Name	Keith
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Austin, Texas (formerly of Australia, Nigeria, England, and various locations in the USA)
Comments	Funny. And, I can sympathize. The "Blue Sink" episode really spoke to me (though, my wife would never clean the sink). I once asked my wife if she felt any of our problems were her fault. Her answer, "I spend too much money... but so do you!" thus managing to turn things around to be my fault again.

Guest 2,418 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 11:09am

Edi Aldaya of S.Wales sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,417 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 10:24am

Name	Fish
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Geordie Land
Comments	Please add more sections. I'm running out of bits to read when i'm bored at work. Also, is it just me or is the guestbook just a place for people to inflict their stupidity on the world.

Guest 2,416 signed in on Friday, November 1st at 12:04am

Name	Daft Dave
Led here by	Magic
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	A tip for Mil "ALL WOMEN ARE MAD" it's just a matter of degrees. You sound like you are made for each other in a kind of ludicrously dangerous Ying/Yang way - I can't wait for Margrets book.

Guest 2,415 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 10:18pm

Name	oh pleeeese, you want me don't you
Led here by	Magic
Location	winterpeg
Comments	very amusing site (and i thought I was insane) ,lock her up while you still can. well it's easy to see that there is no hope of survival now , the end is coming! cacles coming I say! MU HA HA HA HA heheheheheh!!!! Ps. I am taking over the world when I can drive.MU HA HA HA HA heheheheh!!!!

Guest 2,414 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 10:03pm

Name	PETER LEMONJELLO
My page	THE ART JOYS AND TECHNIQUES OF MASTERBATION
My URL	http://WWW.VAGINALLIPS.COM
Led here by	Search engine
Location	INSIDE A CHICKS GASH
Comments	IF THAT WAS MY BITCH AND SEE ACTED LIKE THAT I WOULD PUT A ROPE AROUND HER UGLY FUCKING HEAD A DRAG HER DOWN THE STREET WITH MY CAR

Guest 2,413 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 10:02pm

Name	Joanna
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	So what does she think of you?

Guest 2,412 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 10:01pm

Name	shoyiy
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	somewhere , because i don't know (I'm cycotic and dumb
Comments	pretteeee cool site, but thats just me! I thought i needed therepy more than anyone else in the world...man was i wrong.you guys should go to a relasionship shrink. Or margret should be locked up before she Kills....AGAIN!!! Mu ha ha ha ha, hehehhehe!! p.s I am taking over the world as soon as I get a credit card! Mu hahahahaha!!

Guest 2,407 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 9:47pm

Name	GOD
My page	RERERERE
Led here by	Search engine
Location	RERERERERE
Comments	SHE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT. PUNCH THE BITCH IN HER UGLY FUCKING FACE AND THEN TOSS HER INTO A WOODCHIPPER

Guest 2,406 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 6:53pm

Name	bruno chomp
My page	dogdog
My URL	http://url
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	holland
Comments	eu falo portugues sou angolano e estou a procura de uma namorada

Guest 2,405 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 4:44pm

Name	Cup of Twee
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Let's make a deal, Millington. I'll buy that damn book of yours -- in hardback, no less, something which I never, ever do on some absurd principle that made perfect sense at the time, I'm sure, that quite clearly identified me as a man not to be trifled with, but which I no longer remember, not that this prevents me sticking to it like Meg Ryan to crap movies -- and you update more frequently. Okay? You have a responsibility to entertain me, Millington. I regard buying this book as fulfillment of a non-verbal but legally binding contract between us. - M. PS: Give Margret a little kiss from me. I'm in love from afar.

Guest 2,404 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 2:52pm

Name	Fish
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Newcastle upon Tyne
Comments	It's a fine line between insanity and genious. You clearly walk it like a tightrope.

Guest 2,403 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 2:48pm

Name	Fish
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Newcastle upon Tyne
Comments	It's a fine line between insanity and genious. You clearly walk it like a tightrope.

Guest 2,402 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 2:02pm

Name	Matt (aka Mr.Anonymous)
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Swindon, England
Comments	Mil, hello again, spologies for not getting round to sending you that drawing, I will do eventually. However, I have just bought your book and am looking forward to reading that. So, with the money you've just earnt from me buying your book - I demand you go and have a pint! Go on, Treat yourself!

Guest 2,401 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 11:18am

Name	Brad Mitchell
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Herefordshire
Comments	you poor Bastard, how are you still married and how is your wife still alive???

Guest 2,400 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 1:55am

Name	Ethelred the Perplexed
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fresno, CA
Comments	"The whole thing is based on literacy, really." (Yes, yes - 'hoists', 'petards' - yes, yes, I've no defence. - Mil.)

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