Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 6,200 to 6,299)

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Guest 6,299 signed in on Thursday, March 15th at 6:04pm

benjy of sweden sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,298 signed in on Tuesday, March 13th at 4:05am

Name	Joy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Farmington, Missouri
Comments	if you've been together for what 17 years? then why don't you guys get married?

Guest 6,297 signed in on Sunday, March 11th at 10:02pm

Name	Sara
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Brilliant. I'm showing this to all my exes to prove I wasn't that bad.

Guest 6,296 signed in on Sunday, March 11th at 7:28pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NJ - USA
Comments	Jesus... Fantastic:)

Guest 6,295 signed in on Thursday, March 8th at 4:51pm

Name	Patsy Inkpen
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Foulden, Scotland
Comments	Got it on Google. 'You're at the top of 'funny websites'. Im still reading through it, but I can say, without a doubt, that it is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Well done to you. Ok, back to your site now. Ive passed it on to loads of friends, so Im going to go for the 1m prize. Allegedly. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest 6,294 signed in on Thursday, March 8th at 5:56am

Name	david
My URL	http://myspace.com/dp513227
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA Spokane Washington
Comments	this is the absoulute most beutiful thing i have ever read in my entire life, im not getting the emails though? anyways, its amazing

Guest 6,293 signed in on Thursday, March 8th at 5:40am

Name	Valerie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA Sacramento California
Comments	what happened to the emails? i don't think i've gotten one in a year.

Guest 6,292 signed in on Tuesday, March 6th at 2:59pm

Name	test
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	hehehehahahahhahehehe hehahahahahahahahah you know, Margaret is mostly always right. even with the pot-pourri thing :p

Guest 6,291 signed in on Sunday, March 4th at 6:10am

Name	sean brown
My page	msn.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	delaware u.s.a.
Comments	women.

Guest 6,290 signed in on Thursday, March 1st at 12:33pm

Name	Hans
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Germany
Comments	If some guy would have half nude pics of my gf and he would show it to me and her and she would not have a problem with it, well then I bould beat the shit out of both of them.

Guest 6,289 signed in on Wednesday, February 28th at 5:53pm

Name	Ken
Led here by	Web page
Location	Beaverton, Oregon, United States
Comments	Even after reading your page, I recently became engaged. Now I intend to read your updates regularly with my fiance'. Thank you for making me laugh and cry, all at once. Best wishes to the two of you.

Guest 6,288 signed in on Tuesday, February 27th at 11:57am

Name	Ayan
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	India
Comments	I LOVE YOUR PAGE ... Not just because of the series of incidents that have occured with u and margret , but also because of your metaphores (plz ignore my spellings) , i totally agree with the fact that arguments keep a relationship in its best form .. I think this is the best site ever , hope that u update it (am on the mailing list) ... cheers

Guest 6,287 signed in on Sunday, February 25th at 10:29am

Name	Josh Jones
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Oregon City Oregon
Comments	wow this all makes me feel better about my girlfriend and our silly tiffs we have, we about once a week have a fight more than an arguement and I read some of the silly things you've argued about and it makes me feel better thanks! Josh

Guest 6,286 signed in on Saturday, February 24th at 12:11pm

Name	georgia
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	sorry, if this upsets you BUT you need a divoce your argue about so manythings i only managed to read a part of it!

Guest 6,285 signed in on Friday, February 23rd at 11:58pm

Name	sara
My page	Restlessly Random
My URL	http://www.vodkavases.blogspot.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	earth
Comments	i read these out loud to my boyfriend. makes me seem like an angel. ...but strangely... her logic sometimes makes sense...

Guest 6,284 signed in on Friday, February 23rd at 11:03pm

Name	maurizio
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	dude, I couldn't go through the whole thing but one thing I want to say is... I really hope sex with Margret is something else

Guest 6,283 signed in on Thursday, February 22nd at 5:18pm

Name	Samantha Carpenter
My page	me!
My URL	http://www.myspace.com/samantha98315
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Cocoa Beach, Florida US
Comments	Wow, I was laughing out loud through most of your stories! The plant in the shower was amazing! This website is hilarious, and if I ever see your book in the store I am SOOO buying it!

Guest 6,282 signed in on Thursday, February 22nd at 5:11pm

Name	Nathan
Led here by	Barry
Location	Slough town unfortunatly
Comments	Very funny mate, I'm a bit too late to be going to work now. Thanks.

Guest 6,281 signed in on Tuesday, February 20th at 3:04am

Name	Kevin
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Texas
Comments	Thank you. Thank you for teaching me a great deal about relationships. I always thought women wanted their man to agree with them in every argument and immediately take steps to rectify the situation, and so I unerringly did that and then marveled when they suddenly lost all interest in me. Now I know, no matter how seemingly trivial the matter, you must fight back as if the future of your relationship depends on it because, in fact, it does.

Guest 6,280 signed in on Thursday, February 15th at 9:52am

Name	Scott
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Iraq
Comments	Dude, get a life. How droll your blog is. Its not really that funny, well, some parts are, but they are drowned out by your constant wallowing in self pitty and a dellusion that you are funny.

Guest 6,279 signed in on Wednesday, February 14th at 11:21pm

RDavis of Tucson, Az sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,278 signed in on Wednesday, February 14th at 5:27am

Name	Molly
Led here by	Magic
Location	Lawrence, Kansas
Comments	Yesss!!! I read the entire list years ago and I hadn't seen it since. I was thinking about it the other day and I was wanting to find it, and then suddenly, Stumble Upon led me here! Yay!!!

Guest 6,277 signed in on Tuesday, February 13th at 6:52pm

Johnathon Mauldin of school sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,276 signed in on Tuesday, February 13th at 6:51pm

Name	Johnathon Mauldin
My page	I LOVE MY ERICA
My URL	http://www.mygirl.com/ilovemyerica
Led here by	Search engine
Location	school
Comments	it was kool

Guest 6,275 signed in on Tuesday, February 13th at 4:51pm

Bethia of UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,274 signed in on Tuesday, February 13th at 4:49pm

Bethia of UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,273 signed in on Monday, February 12th at 9:42pm

Name	Thomas Mailman
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Brunswick, Canada
Comments	Looks Interesting, I'll have a good read!!!!

Guest 6,272 signed in on Monday, February 12th at 8:52pm

Name	leetspeak
My page	no.com
My URL	http://no.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	no
Comments	what a load of crap. have you nothing better to do?

Guest 6,271 signed in on Monday, February 12th at 5:50am

Name	Robyn
My URL	http://www.burstofhappiness.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Albuquerque, N.M., USA
Comments	Most, most, most excellent.

Guest 6,270 signed in on Sunday, February 11th at 10:09pm

Name	Emma
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Haha your girlfriend would be perfect for my boyfriend, he's just like that!!

Guest 6,269 signed in on Friday, February 9th at 3:14pm

Name	trina
Led here by	Search engine
Location	philippines
Comments	dude your girlfriend's crazy... im a girl too but i think what she's doing is too much... so its obvious that you love her in spite of the things that she does and say.

Guest 6,268 signed in on Friday, February 9th at 12:36pm

Name	test
My page	bakhsha.com
My URL	http://bakhsha.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	test
Comments	test

Guest 6,267 signed in on Thursday, February 8th at 2:25pm

Name	Micah
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Oklahoma
Comments	You're a very good writer, but just browsing through these stories makes me want to strangle both you and Margaret. I don't believe that relationships were intended to be the all-expense-paid-trip-through-the-seventh-circle -of-hell that you've experienced. But what do I know? I'm only a normal human being. For the love of Almighty God and all His sweet baby angels, try to reduce the arguing. Perhaps by, oh I don't know, deciding not to attack one another over pointless shit. Or you could just do the world a favor and kill one another. Oh wow, and you've had children with this psychopath. I'm pretty sure there's no way out for you, friend. You are fucked. I know that's bleak, but you should have seen all this torment coming as soon as you found out that she was German. Anyway, cheers.

Guest 6,266 signed in on Tuesday, February 6th at 1:32pm

Name	Rob Quinney
My page	As if I have time to make a Web page. Do you think Im some loser techno nerd?
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Essex
Comments	Stumbled onto your page from a random search on two words (No, I was not Googlewhacking). Funniest thing I have seen for ages. Strangely drawn to the idea of having a girlfriend like Margret. Perhaps I like to live life on the edge? Perhaps I'm one of life's victims? I propose we erect a Margret shrine and flock in droves to worship her. Sorry Mil but as you yourself admit you are the most insufferable one and at least Margret doesn't whine about you on the internet.... ;)

Guest 6,265 signed in on Saturday, February 3rd at 4:46pm

Name	mel
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	deepest darkest essex
Comments	i am leaving my wine addled moronic thoughts here as suggested as i am infact an "idiot"......and when in rome.... margret is somewhat of a hero of mine now and as i am a relitivley new girlfriend myself shall be eagerly taking notes from her on how to build what seems to be a truely sensible and workable relationship. all hail margret..... the space ship will be here very soon

Guest 6,264 signed in on Friday, February 2nd at 7:27am

Name	Ashima Sehgal
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Dlehi, India
Comments	I think tou sure love her very much. As I often tell people that my relationship is based on arguments and fights I have. The stronger the relationship, more the arguments.

Guest 6,263 signed in on Thursday, February 1st at 8:51am

Name	Philip
My page	google
My URL	http://www.google.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia mate!
Comments	hey man, You have brought me inner peace, so from the bottom of my heart I would like to thank you, I thought I was alone. Thank the lord all-mighty, there is someone out there who's girlfriend is more criminally insane then mine. Do you get the sympathetic look too? You know the one I mean... When your out an about in public and then she goes bi-polar on your ass... And any strangers within a 5 mile radius, look at you, eyes filled to the brim with sympathy, facial expressions that shout, "I am sorry, yes she does seem to be insane and I feel your pain." ps. I bet she does not know about this page too. keep smiling, Philip

Guest 6,262 signed in on Wednesday, January 31st at 2:31am

Name	Laney
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	I absolutely enjoyed the page, and am signing up for the mailing list. I thought it was amusing and witty, and despite being an American, have a appreciation for all things well put together - which this most certainly is. Not too much more to say, really - just a small thank you for not lumping all Americans into a great big idiot ball (though the majority would fit in there well) and for having fun and allowing us to share in it. I plan on buying your books as well, and if they are anything like the site, it will be money well spent.

Guest 6,261 signed in on Tuesday, January 30th at 10:11pm

Name	ollie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	ireland
Comments	its refreshing to see someone put up so much stuff that you argue about.it kind makes me slightly better about my own arguments but you guys must really love each other

Guest 6,260 signed in on Tuesday, January 30th at 12:41am

Name	Brian Whittle
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Thanks for the site its got some of the funniest things I have read in a long time. People on the internet use the LOL far too much but I did laugh out loud many tomes reading your page. I wish I had my own Margaret you are lucky to have such a unique partner even if she drives you nuts most of the time.

Guest 6,259 signed in on Saturday, January 27th at 2:41pm

Name	Lachlan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	My favorite Chair
Comments	Great idea, again, i know i'm probably coming on to the 5th Millionth person who's said this, but it's amazing you've kept together. I admire you writing all this stuff and I admire that love can keep people together after so many arguments, at least, i live in hope.

Guest 6,258 signed in on Friday, January 26th at 6:15pm

Name	DAVE ANDERSON
My page	What's a 'homepage'?
Led here by	Barry
Location	Stevenage, Hertfordshire, UK
Comments	Having followed this site for more than 5 years (i think), I would like to know if Mr Mil Millington has (like many before) sold out? Yes I do enjoy his whit and giggle at his descriptions of his unhinged other half, but having followed this site (i've already mentioned this before) for a number of years, I have come to the conclusion that he has let stardom go to his head. Yes he has been very entertaining and has a good, if not great understanding as to what men all over the globe have to put up with, but I feel that rather than talking (or typing) to people over the net, he talks (types) down to people. A real shame, but evident in his responces to the general populace questions. I will be continuing to log in, but now with a pinch of salt over my left shoulder. Keep up the funny/interesting work your highness. D

Guest 6,257 signed in on Monday, January 22nd at 3:43am

Name	Erica
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Colorado, US
Comments	Very funny. I'm a sucker for British wit, and I must say, this site is chock full of it. Cheers.

Guest 6,256 signed in on Sunday, January 21st at 12:38pm

Name	sandra evans
My page	sjoukes
My URL	http://sjoukes.stumbleupon.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	london england
Comments	hav'nt finished it all yet, but I love it like the style, very funny

Guest 6,255 signed in on Sunday, January 21st at 12:24pm

Name	hello
My page	hellohellohello
My URL	http://hellohellohellohello
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	hhhhhhhhheeeeellllllllloooooooooo
Comments	hello

Guest 6,254 signed in on Saturday, January 20th at 12:52pm

Name	peter dubar snr
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	uk
Comments	Very good reading son, more piccys would have helped, especially in argumentum, as they say. Being a youngster I need sweetners, dob 4/aug/34. or should it be suckers. I wish you more power to your elbow and hope for more mindblowing reports later. Peter

Guest 6,253 signed in on Thursday, January 18th at 10:03pm

Name	David
Led here by	Web page
Location	Engerland
Comments	This is very, very good. You have created one of the few places on the web that has given me more enjoyment than free porn. God bless you.

Guest 6,252 signed in on Monday, January 15th 2007 at 11:43pm

Name	Stephen Lythgoe
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	South African based in USA
Comments	Love your work. Have just started writing some stuff, and feel like a neophyte staring at the grandmaster. Keep it up

Guest 6,251 signed in on Sunday, October 22nd 2006 at 8:34am

Name	Andy McGilvary
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Deland, Fl. Nowhere near Iowa or california but uncomfortably close to Disney.
Comments	Sorry I'm late. Just happened upon your page and had a thoroughly enjoyable time reading.

Guest 6,250 signed in on Thursday, October 19th at 10:43am

Name	Miles Skagen
Led here by	Web page
Location	British Columbia, Canada
Comments	I truely feel your pain and share in your amazement. I too, have a girlfriend with many similarities and fascinating behavior. Unlike yourself I seldom find the patients to look at the situation before I have a world ending crisis on my hands. I've found your tales to be somewhat a relief from our ever increasing day to day testing of me. May we learn from the experiences with such a creature!

Guest 6,249 signed in on Friday, October 13th at 5:01pm

Name	Roy B. (Alias DigitalDistortion)
My page	Digital Distortion Disco
My URL	http://www/digitaldistortiondisco.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Enfield - Work - Sob!
Comments	A wonderful way to wile away the afternoon. To be honest, I accessed the site because I thought the name was a little odd for a Disco, and I wanted to see what was going on. I'm glad I did. I would enjoy reading your book(s), they (if the style is similar to your website) remind me of other authors whom I have enjoyed in the past! Nice One!

Guest 6,248 signed in on Friday, October 13th at 2:35am

Glyn Griffiths of Dartmoor sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,247 signed in on Thursday, October 12th at 1:19pm

Name	VincentJ
My page	None, really
My URL	http://vjs2003.bebo.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ireland
Comments	Read the page, enjoyed it. Wandered aimlessly around your site instead of doing an assignment due to tommorrow that no doubt will get started at 11.55pm when I decide to do something about it...

Guest 6,246 signed in on Tuesday, October 10th at 9:57pm

Name	Canabbaia
My page	Le chien qui lit
My URL	http://beltwild.blogspot.com/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Germany
Comments	Hello Mr. Millington, I'm truly relieved that you have limited your experiments with the German language pluralism to the word "Bus", rather than proceed to any experiments with words like e. g. "Vogel". Horribile dictu to imagine how a guy like you would have germanized, say, "birds-busses" ... . But of course the English language holds its very own traps for us unsuspecting aliens (cf. my blog-entries on "Die Deutsche Welle - hier nicht sehr helle" (http://beltwild.blogspot.com/2006/09/die-deutsche-welle-hier-nicht-sehr.html) and "Alpine Fairytale" (http://beltwild.blogspot.com/2006/10/alpine-fairytale.html).

Guest 6,245 signed in on Friday, October 6th at 8:09pm

Name	Crystal
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Unknown location--possibly underground?
Comments	I went to a book store to buy one of your books--and they had not a one! Should I burn down the book store, or what?

Guest 6,244 signed in on Sunday, October 1st at 8:34am

Name	Niki
My URL	http://pepper-upkiwi.blogspot.com/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Austin, Texas (yes, I know. But it's Austin)
Comments	Just found (remembered) this site again after a few years. It's still hilarious, and now I have a boyfriend who can appreciate the arguments we don't have.

Guest 6,243 signed in on Friday, September 29th at 6:32pm

Name	Anthony
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	California, USA
Comments	Loved every word of your page, the context though. . . (just kidding):) Now I have something to smile about while me and my girl are fighting.

Guest 6,242 signed in on Tuesday, September 26th at 5:34am

Name	Robert
Led here by	Search engine
Location	work. where else? dont have the time at home.
Comments	Laughed hilariously at work reading the site, then spent an hour pondering whether I should forward this to my wife as an example of how crazy other women can be and by reference how level headed she is, or whether she'll realise how much time I spend on the computer. Brilliant stuff. Sure to get the book.

Guest 6,241 signed in on Sunday, September 24th at 3:49pm

Name	Karen
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Nashville, Tennessee, USA or, possibly, Canada
Comments	I've just finished reading "love and Other Near Death Experiences". After taking a short nap, having been confounded by its intense Britishness, I wanted tell you I thought it was just great-- funny and brilliant... er, brilliantly funny... hmm... funnily, brilliant. Really, you're my favorite lad-lit authour of them all.

Guest 6,240 signed in on Wednesday, September 20th at 6:01pm

Name	Pete
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Scotland
Comments	Funny, but not as funny as he thinks he is...

Guest 6,239 signed in on Tuesday, September 12th at 6:31pm

Name	Peter Witruk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Toronto,Ontario,Canada
Comments	I found your site a year or 2 ago by accident (while searching for porn)and was amused by your dealings with "plant woman". I had forgotten all about your site until I was searching for some new porn and you popped up again. So I updated my myself with your goings on and have decided to bookmark you so I maybe able to come to you in times of crisis and realize you are far worse off than myself and admire your strength of patience for the situations that are presented to you weekly. Peter/36

Guest 6,238 signed in on Wednesday, September 6th at 1:43pm

jen of manila, philippines sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,237 signed in on Wednesday, September 6th at 8:02am

Name	Frank Watson
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	When I started reading your page I thought it amusing. It didn't take too long before I got tired of it all. I certainly hope you aren't serious. If so, maybe it's time you grow up.

Guest 6,236 signed in on Monday, September 4th at 9:17pm

Name	Carole Clancy Javaux
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Saint Louis, Missouri, USA
Comments	Just read your book, "Love And Other Near Death Experiences". Read the FAQ's, agree with most of it, (right, who cares what I think, wait a minute, I do, and I'm writing this time). I am flattered you insist Americans and Canadians are the same (I wish, but thanks)! Looking forward to reading the rest of your work, and will tell all my efriends to run out and get the book NOW! Your book is amazingly clever and witty, so glad I found you, look forward to more of your writing, love ya, Clancy

Guest 6,235 signed in on Thursday, August 31st at 3:22pm

Name	mike hodge
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	hi mil, i always been jealous, of my fellow mates, them being happy and all with their girlfriends, and me being all alone, but now, reading your blog, ive come to the conclusion that im happier than any of those other poor buggers, an example of this would be, when i go to bed, i can just get to sleep, no worries, without some saying "what was that, cant we cuddle, do you need to snore that loud" your site is very funny indeed, and has brought me outa the sad state i was in, the state of wanting a girlfriend, lol....

Guest 6,234 signed in on Thursday, August 31st at 10:12am

Name	Tina Seville
My page	Tina
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Leeds
Comments	I find it really hard now to keep a straight face while arguing with my partner, this is because the subjects we argue about remind me of you and Margret...good stuff keep it coming. Tina

Guest 6,233 signed in on Sunday, August 27th at 2:43am

Name	Elise
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Paris, France- but god help me, I have to move to Texas. Shit.
Comments	Cleverly worded! Smart of Working Title to snap you up. Found your site on a message board for how to deal with people with terrifying personality disorders. Oh, I'm American, not French, though I don't know which is worse in your eyes.

Guest 6,232 signed in on Friday, August 25th at 6:50am

Name	Simon
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	East sussex
Comments	Thank you so much. I haven't laughed so much in ages. I can also see so much of me & my wife on this page,. Your humour is so close to mine.

Guest 6,231 signed in on Tuesday, August 22nd at 2:27am

Name	Sarah C.
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Nova Scotia, Canada
Comments	years ago I heard about this site in a magazine and checked out for a good laugh. About a month ago I picked up this random book in the bookstore and it turned out to be your novel. Now I am motoring through all your books, love 'em to death and keep 'em coming.

Guest 6,230 signed in on Tuesday, August 22nd at 1:54am

Name	BigMama
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Perry, Florida
Comments	I have spent the last hour in hysterics in front of my computer. I will certainly search out your books asap.

Guest 6,229 signed in on Friday, August 18th at 9:33pm

Name	Susie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Thank you!

Guest 6,228 signed in on Wednesday, August 16th at 6:09pm

Name	Vix
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	It's about three hours now since I started reading this page; that's how much I've enjoyed it. I was working when I started but everyone else has gone home and THIS IS MY OWN TIME so I have to stop and go home. Enjoying it though - I'd buy the book but I've just realised I read it already. Might look up the other two though. Or is it three? Might be by now. God, is it even the same day? Going home... going home... stopping typing n

Guest 6,227 signed in on Wednesday, August 16th at 1:04am

Name	Mariela
My URL	http://.myspace.com/marielita426
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kissimmee, Florida
Comments	I got your page from a Buffy that's unfortunatly no longer available. Anyways, I really enjoy reading it every once in a while. We are well aware of your love/obssession with BtVS, my question is, what your opinion on LOST? Take care

Guest 6,226 signed in on Monday, August 14th at 11:12pm

Name	Anja
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sweden
Comments	Hi, borrowed the book today actually =), thoght that I should check the site out, kind of funny, one day I'll read it all, I'll promise=, sry 'bout the bad English doh, I promise one day I can spell two ;). Hugs 4 all of u =)

Guest 6,225 signed in on Sunday, August 13th at 2:48pm

Name	Ludvig Asenius
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Kick-ass website!!! She actually bugs u about how 2 eat a kit-kat?!!

Guest 6,224 signed in on Friday, August 11th at 6:52am

Name	frog
My page	frog.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	somewhere
Comments	la la la la la la!

Guest 6,223 signed in on Wednesday, August 9th at 5:13pm

Name	Thomas
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Germany
Comments	Terrific !!! My colleague asked me all day long why I have this insane grin on my face...

Guest 6,222 signed in on Sunday, August 6th at 8:15am

Name	Jereny a.k.a. The J-Mann
Led here by	Magic
Location	Midwest, America, Minnesota
Comments	First off, you are one clever and funny individual, the words you use are hugely funny, much like my heroes George Carlin and Mitch Hedberg. I would like to say, about your FAQ on those arguments being made up... You can't make that stuff up, it's just to out there. I am going to send your arguments page to my friends with e-mail accounts (yes, some of my friends have'nt discovered the painfully obvious inefficiancy of the American mail system.), and send links to the ones that do. You rock man!

Guest 6,221 signed in on Thursday, August 3rd at 9:28pm

Name	janie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Yorkshire, England
Comments	Yeah, a damn coincidence because I bought the book on a whim - liked the title - on Monday. Looked up website Wednesday, went out for 2nd book Thursday - today. Blaming you totally for starting another literary addiction, as if I didn't have enough problems as an english graduate and teacher, you erudite swine. Also - Ottakers are hopeless, they did that thing where they repeated your name over and over, trying to suggest I was mistaken and your name must be Mel. Please keep doing this - I spend my life surrounded by people who have heard of Nelson Mandela only because Groundforce did his garden and do not know how much longer I can cope...

Guest 6,220 signed in on Wednesday, August 2nd at 5:46pm

Name	Zadok
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Location	Edinburgh
Comments	Heather must be the Scottish equivalent. I mean. How can you argue that there's a right way and a wrong way to boil water?

Guest 6,219 signed in on Tuesday, August 1st at 9:55pm

Name	Rocio
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Location	Maine
Comments	More inspiration to get a slightly deranged, disfunctional obsessive/compulsive relationship of my own. Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 6,218 signed in on Tuesday, August 1st at 2:55am

Name	Jody Swaney
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Comments	I found you with the stumble tool bar very funny page...

Guest 6,217 signed in on Saturday, July 29th at 2:13am

Name	Tanis
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Location	canada
Comments	Brilliant! I have never laughed so hard for so long in my life. Thank you!

Guest 6,216 signed in on Thursday, July 27th at 11:14pm

Name	Bijal
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Brighton, England
Comments	Just stumbled across your website - it's totally ruined my plans for the evening ... but given me hours of joy. Husband just walked in, caught me swigging beer & laughing my head off (so to speak) - gave me a quizzical look & walked back out. Think he was jealous! Brilliant pages ...thank you!

Guest 6,215 signed in on Thursday, July 27th at 1:42pm

Name	Scarlet
Led here by	Magic
Location	South Georgia, USA
Comments	Great site - now I gotta go buy the books... damnit..... You Brits

Guest 6,214 signed in on Wednesday, July 26th at 4:27pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I have enjoyed your page for awhile now. I find that it brings me sanity and calm when I am at wits end after my partner has begged me to examine what in fact I am doing in a relationship, and for that matter one with a woman. I made the mistake of including your site in my internet favourites. Sure enough my wife's curiousity got the better of her and whe spent one afternoon reading your site. After sitting through 20 questions like "do you think I'm like her" to "why do you that site bookmarked" she actually admitted that the site was funny. I'm still on washing up duty though..thanks a lot.

Guest 6,213 signed in on Tuesday, July 25th at 10:40pm

Name	Jessica
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Location	USA
Comments	I just wanted to say I love your writing, you have a terrific sense of humor-but then you'd have to to live with Margaret, huh? :-)

Guest 6,212 signed in on Tuesday, July 25th at 5:16pm

Name	Su
My page	What? You think I have time for that?
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	UK
Comments	Enjoyed the site, but I think I missed something vital due to a) Your being much smarter than a humble student such as myself and playing a devilish trick or b) The internet breaking. I want to know what the "Die, Spider" link is because it sounds rather appealing. And also because I can be a bit anal and not knowing is going to keep me awake for weeks searching the internet. Not that I have many better things to do, but that's irrelevant.

Guest 6,211 signed in on Tuesday, July 25th at 2:03am

Name	ty
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	ohio
Comments	lmfao hilarious...

Guest 6,210 signed in on Tuesday, July 25th at 1:54am

jody of sweden sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,209 signed in on Sunday, July 23rd at 4:08am

Name	sheila
My page	none
Led here by	Web page
Location	wisconsin
Comments	so glad you love her, keep up your wonderful humor!!

Guest 6,208 signed in on Friday, July 21st at 7:28am

Name	Flavia
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sao Paulo, Brazil.
Comments	Hi, there! Okay. So it's really late - or early, it's all about perspective - and I'm sitting in front of the computer, reading about the lives of total strangers. And, I have to say, it's just great. =)

Guest 6,207 signed in on Wednesday, July 19th at 11:29pm

Name	oin
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ireland (Dublin)
Comments	Ireland had 10 cars due to september 11th & England became a limp wristed nation the day blair took power.... Is that fair to say? But then again you were in Kerry... so are you sure she didnt crash into an up turned skip with stone wheels? :) Some very funny stuff, cheers.

Guest 6,206 signed in on Wednesday, July 19th at 10:29pm

Name	Wendi
My page	Ball and Chain
My URL	http://ballandchain.greyduck.net/
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	Been reading this for years. Your wonderful British dry wit helps me to laugh at myself when I'm being silly. I love reading how much you adore Margaret.

Guest 6,205 signed in on Wednesday, July 19th at 1:49am

Name	Sheila Mayer
My page	Herb-n-Oils
My URL	http://www.HerbnOils.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Joseph, Missouri, USA
Comments	A friend posted your page about "The Maragret Arguments" on the webite Barrok's Tower. I thought you and she were so bizarrely funny that I posted your link on Star Trek:Freedom forums. Good Lord, you make me laugh with your ironic black sort of humor. Its funny because in you and Margaret we all recognize a little of ourselves. LOL! I so see me and my husband in you and Margaret!

Guest 6,204 signed in on Wednesday, July 19th at 1:44am

Name	Sheila Mayer
My page	Herb-n-Oils
My URL	http://www.HerbnOils.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Joseph, Missouri, USA
Comments	If you can't stand this woman and she, according to your website, makes your life a living hell on earth, then why have you put up with her for so long?

Guest 6,203 signed in on Tuesday, July 18th at 5:40pm

Name	Skitzzo
My page	Skitzzo.com
My URL	http://skitzzo.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	St. Louis, MO USA (yes another American)
Comments	Mil your site has saved me from having to work countless times. Its not that I can't count its just that... well I can't count that high.

Guest 6,202 signed in on Monday, July 17th at 6:04pm

Name	Hattie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Southern US (the Hurricane Alley part of the Bible Belt)
Comments	I think Margret and I are psychic twins. I knew I was annoying but I had no idea I was so utterly entertaining! I hope that one day Fate is so kind as to have you and my husband meet. You'll know him if you see him. He's always weeping. I have very much enjoyed your page and will be contributing to the care and feeding of your Margret by running out immediately to purchase all of your books. Good show! (Ain't that how y'all folks talk over there?)

Guest 6,201 signed in on Monday, July 17th at 5:18pm

Name	mary
Led here by	Barry
Location	england
Comments	I read your book which is fantastic! I just can't believe you actaully live this life! And that you right SO much! keep up the good work.

Guest 6,200 signed in on Monday, July 17th at 3:29pm

Name	Shaz and Tony
Led here by	Web page
Location	Leicester, UK
Comments	Just to say your page on your arguments has to be one of the funniest things we have ever read and had us in stitches for hours. Thanks for sharing all that with us.. Keep up the good work ( if thats what you can call it hehe ) Shaz x

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