Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 6,000 to 6,099)

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Guest 6,099 signed in on Saturday, March 18th at 1:39am

Candy sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,098 signed in on Friday, March 17th at 4:29am

Name	Brooke Tansley
My page	Brooke Tansley - actress, artist, earthling.
My URL	http://brooketansley.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NYC - Brooklyn
Comments	You make my day! I've discovered a new laugh that I didn't even know that I had. Thank you. Frighteningly close to my Nonni's, but she lived to be 102, so it couldn't have been a bad thing. Of course, she spent the last 6 years of her life sitting and rocking and saying "Lord-a take-a me" (she was Italian). Oh God.

Guest 6,097 signed in on Thursday, March 16th at 5:20pm

Name	Audrey
My page	Orange Boots
My URL	http://orangeboots.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	NYC
Comments	Found this through moby.com/journal - but I was looking for his restaurant. I think the site should be called "what true love is really all about"... This site is great! I'm going to link it to mine. Any chance Margaret will write her side of the story?

Guest 6,096 signed in on Thursday, March 16th at 1:14am

Name	liesbeth
Led here by	Web page
Location	belgium
Comments	I absolutely love your site! I came across it this afternoon, and I spent the last few hours laughing. very funny! (and recognizable)

Guest 6,095 signed in on Wednesday, March 15th at 7:48pm

Name	Josh
Led here by	Search engine
Location	California
Comments	Man, why are you such a tool? Don't let your girlfriend beat you up-you got to keep her in check or she will never respect you.

Guest 6,094 signed in on Wednesday, March 15th at 5:14pm

Name	Joel
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Victoria B.C. Canada
Comments	this is a totally hot and funny page good work ps the biggest radio station in Vancouver canada was talking about u guys

Guest 6,093 signed in on Wednesday, March 15th at 3:30pm

Name	Katrina
Led here by	Web page
Location	Houston, Texas
Comments	Mil, found you from a link on The Socialite's Life. Brilliant stuff--I'm hooked and you are bookmarked.

Guest 6,092 signed in on Tuesday, March 14th at 9:38pm

Name	Meg
Led here by	Magic
Location	Portland, OR
Comments	D'you know Moby's blog has a link to your site? I'd heard about it through sort of a 100th monkey thing, but Moby truly propels a person. Good stuff.

Guest 6,091 signed in on Tuesday, March 14th at 2:05pm

Name	simon bell
Led here by	Search engine
Location	england
Comments	top site, sounds just like my life!!!

Guest 6,090 signed in on Monday, March 13th at 5:43pm

Sarah of Indiana, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,089 signed in on Monday, March 13th at 10:25am

sanna sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,088 signed in on Monday, March 13th at 1:08am

Name	Jay
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California (sorry)
Comments	This is easily the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet, brilliant.

Guest 6,087 signed in on Sunday, March 12th at 7:14pm

Name	Kristoph
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Missouri USA
Comments	The words to write this are very well chosen in my eyes. Obviously the work of someone who has plenty of alone time hiding in the closet with a dictionary he grabbed by mistake rather then the bible. I like it.

Guest 6,086 signed in on Sunday, March 12th at 11am

Name	M.
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	australia
Comments	i just read your site for the first time today, and some parts were pretty funny. but can you make the layout more readable, like instead of just big paragraphs of words, use different sizes and fonts to make it more interesting. cos im sorry but i got bored in some parts. oh and another question, why are you still with margret? she sounds crazy and very annoying and unreasonable. i mean this is only your side of the story, she could have a website of how annoying/insolent/etc you are, but still....anyway keep up the good work

Guest 6,085 signed in on Saturday, March 11th at 11:56pm

Name	Anna
My page	www.uno.uk.tt
My URL	http://uno.uk.tt
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Milton Keynes
Comments	I saw this on GREG SCOTTS BEST OF THE WEB and had to read it knowing Greggles had read it. Lol your wife sounds like a bit of a psycho- pretty though. At least you can just look at her if she starts having a go at you.

Guest 6,084 signed in on Saturday, March 11th at 7:55pm

Name	Charlie "Three Books" Dancey
Led here by	Magic
Location	Bath, UK
Comments	I read the whole page and was amazed because all the exact same things had happened to me and my girlfriend. ( Hang on , 4 million plus visitors already, er, maybe I'm not the first to make this claim. Where's the BACK button?)

Guest 6,083 signed in on Saturday, March 11th at 6:04pm

Name	Vincent Posca
Led here by	Search engine
Location	NY, USA
Comments	wow Mil, ive read your whole page, lmao, thats some pretty scary stuff. So so funny. Thanks for sharing, i sure apriciated it.

Guest 6,082 signed in on Saturday, March 11th at 4:31am

Name	Deborah Zemek
My page	I don't have one...so sue me :)
Led here by	Barry
Location	Utah, USA
Comments	Absolutely the funniest thing I've read in a long time...I got nothing done at work today, thank you very much! totally enjoyed myself - thanks for sharing!

Guest 6,081 signed in on Saturday, March 11th at 4:28am

Name	Dennis Morgan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	I come across your site on StumbleUpon. Found it a hilarious read. Well done!

Guest 6,080 signed in on Friday, March 10th at 8:54pm

Name	Rob
My URL	http://blog.rsynnott.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Dublin
Comments	Really one of the funnest things I've come across in a while.

Guest 6,079 signed in on Friday, March 10th at 8:21pm

Name	Diane
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Liverpool
Comments	Loved LAONDE! I knew that what happened was going to happen... bought it SIGNED from ebay because gave up on you coming to liverpool. Mil is spelt wit two 'f's and a 'q' but it will do.Well done.

Guest 6,078 signed in on Friday, March 10th at 3:43pm

Name	Rachel
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Darien, Connecticut USA
Comments	your page is hysterical. i was laughing the entire time at my desk, with co-workers sticking their heads in wondering what has set me off... sadly, some of the arguements that she starts i too am guilty of. (probably why i was laughing so hard)

Guest 6,077 signed in on Friday, March 10th at 3:27pm

Name	Ben Paddon
My page	BenPaddon.co.uk
My URL	http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Luton. Again.
Comments	That MUGU guy further down? Yeah, he's one of those 419 Scammers. I guess we're all about to receive Incredible Offers of Riches From Another Country fairly soon, then. Just a little Head's Up.

Guest 6,076 signed in on Friday, March 10th at 3:26pm

Ben Paddon of Luton. Again. sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,075 signed in on Wednesday, March 8th at 5:14pm

Name	cindy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	new york, ny
Comments	you're an incredibly gifted humorist - best of luck to you!

Guest 6,074 signed in on Tuesday, March 7th at 4:35am

Name	Corey
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Arizona
Comments	If it weren't for the neorotic pleasentness of wives and children, husbands would be missing a great deal of entertainment. In a heated debate over my ex's driving habits, I had the audacity to say she doesn't pay attention. With her astounding logic she replied, "Hey, I've never been in an accident that I didn't see coming." Various comments went through my brain but I dared not utter a word. She was driving and I didn't want to disturb her profound alertness in wrecking another vehicle.

Guest 6,073 signed in on Monday, March 6th at 5:29am

Name	Rob
My page	ODDROB
My URL	http://www.ODDROC.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Seattle
Comments	Too funny not 2 B true

Guest 6,072 signed in on Saturday, March 4th at 1:15pm

Name	bob
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	rhode island,usa
Comments	Your Margret could be my wife! I really enjoyed your musings! My wife cooked a steak for me once. never removed the blood sponge form bottom of the steak. high heat plactic burns ruins fry pan, burns bottom of cabinet. It is my fault. I did not tell her there was somthing under the steak in the package! I have to go now.. I have to see my therapist.

Guest 6,071 signed in on Thursday, March 2nd at 8:57pm

Name	Matthew
Led here by	Magic
Location	Southern California
Comments	Thanks for the great writing. I have been able to parallel with some of the situations, esp. in "Certain Chemisty". Cheers and best wishes, M

Guest 6,070 signed in on Wednesday, March 1st at 3:06pm

Name	MUGU
My page	MUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
My URL	http://MUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Led here by	Search engine
Location	GHANA
Comments	I THEY HEAR ALL GUY MEN00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

Guest 6,069 signed in on Wednesday, March 1st at 5:01am

Name	Sarah.
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada
Comments	That's awesome. I printed the page to show my idiot husband, that despite his loud, frequent and furious claims, I AM NOT THE CRAZIEST BH EVER! I think I could probably "get" most of what upsets Margret with ease. It's a chemical imbalance we women have. It's what makes our lives enjoyable. Plus rubbing gross things on your pillow when we're angry. :) Have fun. P.S. The kids WILL side with her, and WILL believe anything she tells them for the next several years. Nice.

Guest 6,068 signed in on Sunday, February 26th at 10:21pm

Bulelani of cape town N1 city sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,067 signed in on Sunday, February 26th at 10:13pm

Name	Bulelani
My page	yahoo
My URL	http://yahoo.co.za
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	m-web
Comments	Hi baybs hoping u fine I real looking someone who can loves me

Guest 6,066 signed in on Sunday, February 26th at 2:15am

Name	V
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	manchester
Comments	I'm currently reading the book, and it's the funniest thing Ive read in years. I have cried laughing at some points. More please!

Guest 6,065 signed in on Friday, February 24th at 4:57pm

Name	Ben Paddon
My page	BenPaddon.co.uk :: Nearly twice as popular as the Bird Flu
My URL	http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Luton (NOOOOOOOO!), England
Comments	Damn that Wikipedia. Damn it's entry on Amiga Power. Damn it's linking to your damned fine website, and damn your Mailing List, which I am now signed up on. Twice. And damn you for taking away perfectly good time I could be using to do... well, nothing, I guess.

Guest 6,064 signed in on Thursday, February 23rd at 9:59am

Name	Tina Grundmann
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Australia
Comments	Hi, You and the site have been mentioned in Melbourne's Herald Sun (Australia), over the weekend.....glad I read that article....you're a very funny boy .....

Guest 6,063 signed in on Thursday, February 23rd at 3:45am

Name	Jane
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hi Mil.. Just finished reading my second book by you and saw the website.. Love your Humor and can relate many of your tales to me and my boyfriend.. anyway just wanted to say hi from a former Brit who now lives in Canada!!!

Guest 6,062 signed in on Wednesday, February 22nd at 12:46am

Name	sherry roberts
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Piha Beach, Waitakere City, New Zealand
Comments	Well after reading "Love and other near death experiences" I didnt want to start work again so I read the back page too. Now I'm wasting time on your website. Cool.

Guest 6,061 signed in on Wednesday, February 22nd at 12:36am

Name	Brian
My page	www.motrelearning.org.uk
My URL	http://morelearning.blog.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Leicester
Comments	God, there are some inane comments below this. All I wanted to mention was that your 4 mill visitation cannot be far away and you might want to recognise this. Or you might not. I'm easy.

Guest 6,060 signed in on Tuesday, February 21st at 5:21pm

Name	Boney MeTimbers
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Hilarious stuff! I'm looking forward to getting my e-mails from the mailing list.

Guest 6,059 signed in on Monday, February 20th at 11:49pm

Name	John Austin
My URL	http://spaces.msn.com/phantom2017/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Salisbury
Comments	Sir, You are the funniest man i have encountered. (All be it they ARE true stories). In some cases i sympathise with you, and in others i can see Margarets point. Im currently Back in UK, as a serving member of HM Forces i CAN-NOT tell you where i am going too next (although i will need a bucket and spade). I have asked to be added to your mailing list, so, i can have something to amuse me to the hilt as im playing with the sand castles. Thank you Sir for your funny words. P.S. you two must be very much in LOVE.

Guest 6,058 signed in on Monday, February 20th at 1:42pm

Name	fucking moron
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	kill the bitch you fucking moron

Guest 6,057 signed in on Sunday, February 19th at 7:27am

Name	Malcolm DP Brown
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fredericton, NB, Canada
Comments	Nearly peed myself reading the exploits; sounds too close to home..!! Wonder how Margaret's journal would read???

Guest 6,056 signed in on Sunday, February 19th at 1:55am

Name	Tony
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Two Things. 1. Is she really worth the bother? 2. Does she have a sister?

Guest 6,055 signed in on Sunday, February 19th at 1:21am

Name	Odette T
My page	Allison Hannigan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA (work-related) so don't pre-judge
Comments	Loooove the mailing list... By the way, where is the list of book titles we "suggested"? I lie awake at night wondering about it.

Guest 6,054 signed in on Saturday, February 18th at 2:56pm

Name	Ray
Led here by	Magic
Comments	She sounds awesome!! I remember a relationship I had once where we didn't argue for the first year and a half!! That was unbearable..

Guest 6,053 signed in on Saturday, February 18th at 2:04pm

Name	Jake
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	My mate had a German girlfriend and she was mad as a badger; perhaps its a cultural thing (he had a ridiculas hair style too).

Guest 6,052 signed in on Friday, February 17th at 5:14pm

Name	Davydd
My page	My band. Yes, it's a Myspace. Sorry.
My URL	http://www.myspace.com/mindlapse
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Nottingham, apparently.
Comments	Ooo, all this time I've been perusing your verbage in the Guardian and not realising that you are indeed 'Reader' Millington! I'm going to go and retrieve my Amiga Power collection and read through the whole thing, pausing only to guffaw and sip tea. I'm sure my girlfriend will be so pleased at this.

Guest 6,051 signed in on Monday, February 13th at 11:41pm

Name	Red_Head_Riot
My page	Hobby Farm Hopefuls
My URL	http://www.hobbyfarmhopefuls.blogspot.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Australia
Comments	Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou. I needed this assurance that perfect relationships are NEVER perfect and that great loves can also be completely crazy. Of course, in my case, my great love was also (and continues to be, but from a greater distance) a huge bastard but, nonetheless, I take hope. My husband and I could argue about cheese brands or how to string curtains - it never seemed to bother us though. Your blog was so much fun to read, I love real life. But tell me, what happens when one day our very net-literate children all find out all our nasty little blog stories? I am waiting for the day...

Guest 6,050 signed in on Sunday, February 12th at 9:20pm

Name	Randy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Comments	Hilarious! Makes me think back to some relationships I've had, and the stuff that would go on. Looking back it's funny.

Guest 6,049 signed in on Saturday, February 11th at 6:24pm

Name	matt maclean
Led here by	Search engine
Location	scotland
Comments	Serious man, you missus is nutter, mine is an all, she rings me at least 40 times a day, serious man

Guest 6,048 signed in on Tuesday, February 7th at 2:26pm

Name	Gish
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UCE Birmingham
Comments	awesomeness

Guest 6,047 signed in on Tuesday, February 7th at 9:41am

Name	Ron McGuire
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Australia
Comments	Very funny mate

Guest 6,046 signed in on Sunday, February 5th at 2:34pm

Name	Elisabet Hammar�n
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Molndal, Sweden
Comments	I just smile and laugh and smile again!

Guest 6,045 signed in on Saturday, February 4th at 10:17pm

Name	Jamie
My URL	http://www.lordlover90.tripod.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	California, USA
Comments	hehe I love this site. The scary thing is that I know people who act just like this. For instance, my mom always sits there when we're watching movies and does the " who's that?" " what's happening?" " Is that a bomb?" thing

Guest 6,044 signed in on Thursday, February 2nd at 2:39am

Name	Sede
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	North Carolina, USA
Comments	I love you. Have you considered cloning yourself? If so, please contact me at once.

Guest 6,043 signed in on Tuesday, January 31st at 10:35pm

Name	Debbie
Led here by	Barry
Location	Scotland
Comments	My, Sister recomended this page to me, and was on the phone as I read it, commenting every so often, "thats me and my huband", "yip thats us" To which she eventually said, "Debbie, Im worried about you, we were in fits of laughter at lunch looking at that page and your relating to it!" My husband left me this week, I guess he just didnt see the funny side,- the flooded kitchen - that was us!

Guest 6,042 signed in on Tuesday, January 31st at 6:19pm

Name	JACKY THOMPSON
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	..the friend being my son. It probably amuses or embarrasses him to think his Mum (58) has the same sense of the ridiculous as he (35), but he bought me the book at Christmas and now continues to plague me with the updates, belss 'im Mum

Guest 6,041 signed in on Tuesday, January 31st at 8:06am

Name	viv kennedy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	england
Comments	thank you, that was one of the funniest things i have read for a long time, my husband and i have had many of the same arguments ourselves, i am so with margret on the kitkat thing btw. I started reading at 5am, by 7am I was almost finished, i had 2 hilarity induced asthma attacks and overheard my daughter say to my son 'has she been in this state for long?' A great start to my day.

Guest 6,040 signed in on Tuesday, January 31st at 3:56am

Name	brittany
Led here by	Magic
Comments	i love u

Guest 6,039 signed in on Monday, January 30th at 6:54am

Name	muhammad usman
My page	www.sahil.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	lahore
Comments	very good

Guest 6,038 signed in on Monday, January 30th at 6:54am

Name	muhammad usman
My page	www.sahil.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	lahore
Comments	very good

Guest 6,037 signed in on Friday, January 27th at 8:13pm

Name	elizabeth
Led here by	Web page
Location	ohio usa
Comments	well must say u have lots of passion in your relationship -- i know couples like yourselves and they anit happy unless they are arguing -- and they are still together -- good luck

Guest 6,036 signed in on Friday, January 27th at 2:30pm

Matt of Reading, UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,035 signed in on Friday, January 27th at 6:11am

Name	John
Led here by	Search engine
Location	America- The Saner Eastern portion
Comments	Actually, Jessica, I voted for Nader. You remember him, don't you? He's the one against whom the Democrats filed legal briefs in all fifty states demanding that he be removed from the ballots. Funny, huh? Democrats--- Democracy NOPE! They just sound similar. The democrats are actually much more like their very close cousins, the Republicans. But hey, as long as we get an exceedingly wealthy, white, northern european extraction, middle aged, ivy league schooled, male in the monkey seat, why quibble over what party he happened to be born into, right? And Jessica dear? Sweetheart? Technically England IS another country. Or did you mean that other countries have their very own internets in which they write about their very own politicians? Maybe there's some kind of MAGIC that prevents me from seeing all of the scathing comments Mil has dropped over the years regarding Blair's apparent new role as Bush's lapdog. And darling? You didn't mean to say that our President's leading us into a war that has killed uncounted thousands of people is AMUSING, did you? Oh, and one more thing, luv. If you look right above the number "5" on your keyboard, you'll find a magic sign that symbolises "percent". It looks like this % Just thought you might need that when you go for your algebra quiz.

Guest 6,034 signed in on Thursday, January 26th at 6:55am

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Magic
Location	Southern California
Comments	Two things. One: In regards to guest 6032/6033... You voted for Bush, didn't you? Two: I love you, Mil. ...Wait, let me rephrase that. You're a very interesting person whom I would most definitely talk to if you suddenly moved to California. That whole 'love' thing just doesn't work, especially considering the age difference, and...Yes, well. The web page is brilliant and serves as a wonderful device to keep me from boredom as I don't do the review my math teacher wants finished before finals tomorrow. Damn high school teachers...Who's bright idea was it to find ways to force people to study anyway? Making reviews worth points...Honestly. I ought to hunt down whoever did it and kick them. Very hard. Ah, but I ramble...What was I saying? Oh, yes, of course. The webpage-the one I've just read through for the third time to avoid homework-is fantastic, and your novels, all of them, have been added to my steadily growing list of Books To Read. I'd get through the list faster if I didn't have algebra homework though...Alright, I promise I won't start ranting about homework. Now, to jump back to our friend John here, people do talk about poliiticians from other countries, they just do so IN OTHER COUNTRIES. Magical. The only reason everyone knows about our moneky of a president (No seriously, he looks like a monkey. Find a picture of a monkey and a picture of Bush, and compare. It's crazy.)is because, quite simply, his antics can be amusing. Woo....tangent. Again. You know, I'm honestly beginning to think that 90f the world's idiots are born right here in sunny SoCal. Or at least a very large percentage. Why here? Good question. ...I'm ranting again, aren't I? ...I really don't want to do my algebra homework...Maybe I'll just read through the guestbook archives or something... Anyway, I wanted to thank you, Mil, for all the idle humor you've added to the internet, as it makes these long 'I SHOULD be doing homework' nights much, much easier to survive. May you never stop argueing, and may you always rest well knowing that your silly anecdotes are serving a purpose as well as providing entertainment for the bored, internet-adoring masses. PS: There was something else I was going to say, but sudde--ah, yes...This guestbook needs an italics button. Perhaps I could throw in the miniscule bit of HTML I know, but I'm not up for testing it right now. So your guestbook needs an italics button so I don't have to keep using caps. They bother me for some reason. But at least I have an excuse for being weird...I mean, honestly. I'm from California. ...Hm..Handy excuse, that one...Alright, I swear to you, I'm doing my homework now, painful as it is.

Guest 6,033 signed in on Wednesday, January 25th at 5:33am

Name	John
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	America
Comments	Regarding all of the opinions that you so lovingly post online decrying the stupidity of Americans and our politicians, may I ask you this? Why, oh WHY? DO I never see anyone (whether they be American, Canadian, or any of the teeming billions of other people who inhabit the backwards stinking cesspits that has been so humourously refered to as "the rest of the world"), talking about said rest of the world's politicians? The only reason I can come up with is that they don't matter! Not to me, the ugly American, nor to you the stupid unwashed foreigners.

Guest 6,032 signed in on Wednesday, January 25th at 5:27am

Name	John
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	America
Comments	Regarding all of the opinions that you so lovingly post online decrying the stupidity of Americans and our politicians, may I ask you this? Why, oh WHY? DO I never see anyone (whether they be American, Canadian, or any of the teeming billions of other people who inhabit the backwards stinking cesspits that has been so humourously refered to as "the rest of the world"), talking about said rest of the world's politicians? The only reason I can come up with is that they don't matter! Not to me, the ugly American, nor to you the stupid unwashed foreigners.

Guest 6,031 signed in on Tuesday, January 24th at 7:16pm

William Nuckols of New York, NY sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,030 signed in on Tuesday, January 24th at 12:21am

Name	nicole
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boston, MA
Comments	My friend sent me this link because I'm home sick from work and needed some entertainment. This is hilarious. I almost forgot I was sick. I'm quite tempted to read your novels now.

Guest 6,029 signed in on Monday, January 23rd at 8:48pm

Name	Becks
Led here by	Magic
Location	California
Comments	Thanks for a few hours of good belly laughs, Mil. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to join the mailing list.

Guest 6,028 signed in on Monday, January 23rd at 7:37pm

Name	Anto
My page	Anto and Moe
My URL	http://www.antoandmoe.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Dublin, Ireland
Comments	Good evenin Mr. Mill sir... Just letting you know that your site is excellent (despite having deprived me of precious hours of study which will almost certainly result in my failing the Leaving Cert.)and also discreetly dropping my URL here,in the hopes of feeding, tick that I am, on your reedership and drawing them to my page.

Guest 6,027 signed in on Monday, January 23rd at 6:48pm

Name	Krissy Underdown
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London
Comments	Thanks for confirming my suspicions - it's completely natural for men and women to find each other massively irritating. And confusing. Vive la difference and all that. Fabulously funny column - I was dismayed when it ended in the Guardian, so glad to find you again!

Guest 6,026 signed in on Saturday, January 21st at 7:58pm

Name	Brad Swan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oklahoma
Comments	One of the single longest smiles I have held, I particularly liked the US Faq as an "after mint". Thank you for sharing your work. I had alot of belly laughs. My Regards to Margaret and the boys. LOL, ok the warning before submission....Priceless!!!

Guest 6,025 signed in on Saturday, January 21st at 7:45pm

Name	Brad Swan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oklahoma
Comments	One of the single longest smiles I have held, I particularly liked the US Faq as an "after mint". Thank you for sharing your work. I had alot of belly laughs. My Regards to Margaret and the boys. LOL, ok the warning before submission....Priceless!!!

Guest 6,024 signed in on Friday, January 20th at 9:35pm

Name	Corey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Miami
Comments	Your girlfriend reminds me of my boyfriend. A lot. One of my favorite conversations: Boyfriend: I got you something. hands me a bracelet Me: Thanks! Boyfriend: It's made out of hermaphrodite. Me: blink Excuse me? Boyfriend: That's the name of the stone. Hermaphrodite. Me: blink Boyfriend: What? Me: blink It's hematite. Not hermaphrodite. Boyfriend: No. It's hermaphrodite. Me: No. Boyfriend: Then what's hermaphrodite? Me: A person with both male and female organs. Boyfriend: Are you sure? Me: I'm going to kill you.

Guest 6,023 signed in on Friday, January 20th at 1:45pm

Name	Rita Shand Nee Millington
My page	Ritas Homepage
My URL	http://www.piczo.com/Ritas-homepage?cr=3&rfm=y
Led here by	Web page
Location	Barnstaple, UK
Comments	Hi Mil, Great site, and the latest book looks great, think I will find it hard to put it down. Hey, I wonder if we are related, with same surmame.

Guest 6,022 signed in on Thursday, January 19th at 11:05pm

Name	Dr. Donald B. MacGowan
My page	Tour Guide, Inc.
My URL	http://www.touguideinc.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kalua Kona, HAwaii
Comments	Ahem. I believe I was married to your girlfriend Margaet for 12 of the most dreadful years of my life...only her name wasn't Margaret, it was Brigid, and she wasn't German back then, she was Irish...but after reading this page I'm pretty sure it's the same person. Same arguments and style, anyway. I surrendered all my property and bank accounts and fled to Hawai'i. You seem happy enough with your arangement, but I assure you, I am richer and happier wiht mine. Buenos suertes, Amigo.

Guest 6,021 signed in on Thursday, January 19th at 9:18pm

Name	Loz
My URL	http://http://www.myspace.com/fiestyphoniex
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	West Sussex, England
Comments	I have currently reached the stage where nothing entertains me for more than 3 seconds or so, some people might think it is because i'm unmotivated and braindead, i would agree but quickly add..that they should stop being so clever and bother someone else. Anywhos i digress, the point was i have sat here for just less than an hour. YOU ROCK..in a nutshell umm mental image i bet it would echoooooo Loz x

Guest 6,020 signed in on Thursday, January 19th at 12:59am

Name	Renee
Led here by	Magic
Location	Australia
Comments	wow- the make-up sex must be incredible if you want to argue that much

Guest 6,019 signed in on Wednesday, January 18th at 8:24pm

Name	Friendless RSD Sufferer
My page	I'm More Than RSD
My URL	http://comenyaro.4t.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Oregon USA
Comments	Hi I have this Disease RSD so I'm disabled and in pain 24/7 ,I love writing poetry and SU here is my poetry page http://rsdno.stumbleupon.com/ What a great page of love and devotion ,seriously write a book make it more fiction and it woulds be great Thank You RSDno

Guest 6,018 signed in on Tuesday, January 17th at 7:12am

Name	M.
My page	not geeky enough to do HTML
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Toronto, ON, Canada (yes, the geriatric USA)
Comments	I was drunkenly browsing the net and found your page. The next day, in a rare fit of sobriety, I laughed over it with my girlfriend and joked about how all women are the same and how I wish I could make a page like this, but I lack the courage, the desire to sleep alone, the humorous ability, and indulge in run-on sentences far too much. When she said she was too wonderful, and had few faults that merited such a page, I showed her similarities. I now find myself single and writing terrible sonnets to a lost love. Thanks for nothing you british jerk. (Still funny though)

Guest 6,017 signed in on Monday, January 16th at 10:44pm

Name	Donna
My page	Just For Fun Club
My URL	http://just-for-fun-club.net
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Dayton, Ohio
Comments	Actually the link was posted in a verizon newsgroup. Oh the bit about the plant in the shower.....I do that too....it's a great way to leach out the soil...plants need to be flushed out once in a while and the shower is the best place

Guest 6,016 signed in on Monday, January 16th at 2:37pm

Name	Naomi Sajeri
My page	Aaghh! Naomi and Blade's Creepy-Crawlie, Volcano, Music: karaoke ...
My URL	http://members.tripod.com/naomi_and_blade/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Uk Manchester
Comments	Have I made a mistake, an unutterable error? I recommended TIAWMGA to a number of my (female ) friends. They accused me as being just the sort of person that WOULD find it funny. Apparently I have established an, apparently unenviable, reputation for thinking logically, almost to the extent of betraying my gender. My suggestion of these pages being a suitable way to waste time enjoyably has merely painted me a deeper shade of black. My crime was being able to see that the mickey taking was equally funny aimed at either target. The illogical argument is not uncommon, the ability to write entertainingly about it is. Thankyou. Nao

Guest 6,015 signed in on Sunday, January 15th at 8:40pm

Name	Maud
Led here by	Magic
Location	Paris
Comments	Mil, France graced the world, and therefore the Brits with Chateau Latour, Roman�e-Conti, Chateau d'Yquem and Petrus. I think it now would be appropriate for the UK to reciprocate. For example, by translating your books in French... I don't mind reading them in English, but half the pleasure of reading a book is to share it. Unfortunately, none of my Paris friends (fools who thought studying German as a second language was the smart option) speaks English well enough to read you . Which means that I am giggling alone, while they stare at me, wondering whether I have been drinking too much tea again. Don't like being stared at. Don't like feeling islandish on the continent. Please, Mil, please, a French edition. I know it's a lot to ask, but think of the launching party : they don't serve "Turning Leaf" in Paris, only the local products, as listed above...

Guest 6,014 signed in on Sunday, January 15th at 10:45am

Name	Tom Butterworth
Led here by	Web page
Location	The land of Sunday Tedium (well, Norwich)
Comments	Dear Mil, Whilst reading the (ahem) reviews of your latest novel, I came across this: "Sliding Doors meets Serendipity." Cosmopolitan Ther is no witty or sincere way to convey the laughter this invoked in me by typing something as twat-headed as "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARRRRR!!!!" on here, so I won't (that was ironic, obviously). But suffice to say that if you wish to end it all now to avoid the ignominy I reckon you could probably purchase a half-decent samurai sword for around 200 quid of ebay for the purpose of committing seppuku (which is the same thing as hari-kari, but is a more esoteric word which is specific to a solider comitting ritual suicide to maintain honour, so makes me sound far cooler). Hey, I'll even volunteer to cut your head off after you do it so your face doesn't show pain...no you don't have to thank me. it's what people you've never met who write thinly disguised abuse in your guestbook are there for, mate. It's either that or one day your shameful typing fingers will lead you to write another Sliding-Dipity, I don't think any of us want that to happen... (Cue rubbish text laughter) PS: in case you were trying to discern whether this has been lighthearted, affectionate abuse or simply abuse - well, you can make your own mind up. But inspite of that review I will most likely buy your next book. Also the shame is partially mine to bear, having been subjected to both those films. I mean the fact that I'm here typing this when I could be doing something constructive with my Sunday morning, like filling my brain with news about David Cameron (and how he really is different to all those other chaps that he's indistinguishable from), or having another cup of tea, or searching for socks, indicates that I am a fan, right? Well I hope so. Keep writing them and I for one will keep reading them. Until furthermore, Tom Lacklustre of Norfolk.

Guest 6,013 signed in on Saturday, January 14th at 7:45pm

Name	Matt Shaw
My page	SourGrape
My URL	http://www.sourgrape.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Newcastle
Comments	Wow, even though all of this scares me, the thing that scares me the most is that you have the same bed as me... doesn't that make you shiver? WHY NOT? I'd say keep it up, but you're not updating... So... good luck with the missus

Guest 6,012 signed in on Saturday, January 14th at 1pm

Name	Jane Ashwell
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/jane_ashwell/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	UK
Comments	crying.... with.....laughter..... Just love it!

Guest 6,011 signed in on Friday, January 13th at 3:26pm

bonii jo of Michigan, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 6,010 signed in on Wednesday, January 11th at 9:52am

Name	Diana Diculescu
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bucharest
Comments	Thank you for publishing all this. My ex boyfriend and I finally broke up for such reasons, and he thought we had unique reasons to fight, that we were the only ones querelling for such stupid stuff. I am glad to see it that we were not :)

Guest 6,009 signed in on Tuesday, January 10th at 4:58pm

Name	Russ Cutress
My URL	http://www.gaydar.co.uk/mutley26
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	Laughed, cried....had to hide these emotions from restless partner whose stalking from room to room, occasionally asking me for kisses (pusses in Swedish). And of course the fact that my partner and I are both men, in no way alters the parameters of much alluded to 'emotional minefield'....cept' of course neither of us 'get the blob'....which is nice.

Guest 6,008 signed in on Tuesday, January 10th at 1:19am

Name	Dave
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New York
Comments	I learned the hard way to: spend every spare moment with my wife and children... Now the children are grown up and I would give anything to be able to have my wife of 20 years back home. People are the most important thing in this world. Always put your wife and child's well being and concerns ahead of your own as Christ taught us to do with all people in this world. If you can't love those closest to you how can you love your neighbor well? I pray you start today!

Guest 6,007 signed in on Monday, January 9th at 6:49am

Name	Kitten
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/ennui_ha/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Wacky California (only 3 more days, thankfully)
Comments	Wonderful! Maybe I should finally accept my boyfriend's comments that "all hot chicks are nuts, and boys are dumb". Thanks for the refresher! I'm sure someone else has mentioned it, but I've just finished Eating Crow, in which one of your fellow Brits appears to have expanded upon and published your apology idea in the form of a novel.

Guest 6,006 signed in on Sunday, January 8th at 8:38pm

Name	Nicola
My URL	http://spaces.msn.com/members/nickiluvzu1988
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fraserurgh, Scotland
Comments	You have a very strange reltionship, however, i think that its a marvellous one. You've been together for 15 years (or so) and you still argue aout the slightest thing, but becasue your still together, (i presume) you must be so in love, or just too scared to break up in case she runs after you with a knife. Anyways, nice arguments.

Guest 6,005 signed in on Sunday, January 8th at 5:05pm

Name	Todd
My page	High Plains Thrifter
My URL	http://randomtzp.blogspot.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Ohio, USA
Comments	Well, after reading what was posted on the TMGFAIHAA page, I can confirm that you have NOT,in fact, lost the Midwest. Just those with an unnatural fear of frequent comma use. Keep up the good work. Fight the good fight (whatever the hell that means). I'm off to Google PotNoodles (my friend in California offered his explantion, but I'm pretty sure it does NOT involve some sort of leafy green plant and spaghetti served through a bong).

Guest 6,004 signed in on Sunday, January 8th at 9:42am

Name	Lynne
My page	Java turtle
My URL	http://www.javaturtle.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Santa Barbara, California, USA
Comments	Your relationship sounds a lot like mine. I've been with Mike seven years. We still disagree over the silliest things. Ain't love grand?

Guest 6,003 signed in on Thursday, January 5th at 2:57pm

Name	Harry Greiner
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I read TMGAIHAA. I read the web pages (all of them) and I gratefully read the mailouts. I like Mil's writing. However, I like it so much more since I discovered the "Publisher's Clearance Store". On Saturday I found "A Certain Chemistry" on a shelf marked "2 paperbacks for �3.00". I've read it, I loved it - and "Tokyo Cancelled" which I also wholeheartedly recommend (can't remember who it's by though). Ok. So now I feel a little guilt. Mil is obviously not starving in a garret but I feel that the �7 odd that I didn't pay probably included Mil's 15p royalty - and Margret could almost have bought a stamp with that. So Mil, of you're around, let me know where to send the money and I'll do so gladly (don't tell me your real address though, I may be a stalker - or the Inland Revenue).

Guest 6,002 signed in on Wednesday, January 4th at 1:20pm

Name	Darrell Leibenguth
My page	EmotionalDistress
My URL	http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EmotionalDistress/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	N.Y.S. , USA
Comments	most funny (to ME of course) though I think all Females suffer to some degree of " Margret Syndrome"( in the broader sense of it), most assuredly the female from which i descovered the page (loving the irony).

Guest 6,001 signed in on Tuesday, January 3rd at 1:02pm

Name	Kelly
Led here by	Web page
Location	Colorado, US
Comments	This site is so very amusing. Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 6,000 signed in on Monday, January 2nd at 10:18pm

Name	Jeremy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	eh?
Comments	woah.....wtf.........nice.....6,000 too

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