Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,900 to 5,999)

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Guest 5,999 signed in on Monday, January 2nd at 9:13am

Name	Wendy
My page	W'inc Online
My URL	http://www.winconline.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Just outside Toronto Ontario
Comments	Yesterday I wanted to wrap my hands and squeeze tighter than I ever have before (not that I strangle people on a regular basis) the neck of my fiance. My sister, god bless her, sent me to your page, I laughed, I cried, I almost peed my pants and came to the conclusion, the fiance isn't all that bad, and he shall live. Thanks.

Guest 5,998 signed in on Monday, January 2nd at 7:12am

Name	That Naomi character again.
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	inthe FAQ's, "at time of writing, about fifeen years, however," fifteen is missing a 't'. Yes, I'm just that cool.

Guest 5,997 signed in on Monday, January 2nd at 6:57am

Name	Something along the lines of Naomi
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada's boonies
Comments	Yessss...Quite comic. Always puts me in a good mood when I've had a crap day. Happy New Year.

Guest 5,996 signed in on Saturday, December 31st at 6:24am

Name	johnny orlando
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Orlando, FL, US
Comments	Your site is the funniest thing I've found yet using Stumble Upon. Most of my typical American friends either do not find it amusing at all, or not nearly so much as I do. I take that to be yet another confirmation that I'm not long for this country. Having finished reading the site I'm moving on to your books.

Guest 5,995 signed in on Saturday, December 31st at 4:24am

Name	yong
My page	uknuggets reviews
My URL	http://uknugget.stumbleupon.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, UK
Comments	I realise that you may have written the book to humour others, make money, or for therapeutic reasons, but I'd like to thank you for confirming every belief I ever had about living with a woman, thereby affirming my lifestyle choice to be a bachelor. I will now die a happy, lonely man reeking of cat's piss in a plantless environment. All the best, Yong

Guest 5,994 signed in on Friday, December 30th at 10:15pm

Name	American Girl
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Oh I mean really
Comments	Nope - I don't have the attention span. Its just not that important.

Guest 5,993 signed in on Friday, December 30th at 10:14pm

Name	American Girl
Led here by	Barry
Location	Ummm, do I have to go through this again?
Comments	Closer yet...

Guest 5,992 signed in on Friday, December 30th at 10:13pm

Name	American Girl
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	America - Duh!
Comments	If I put in 7 more entries, I can be #6,000. Lovely page, btw. I've been perusing it to see how many of these arguments my husband and I have had. Thanks for the idea for some new ones.

Guest 5,991 signed in on Tuesday, December 27th at 5:52pm

Name	Jana
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Okay, maybe it is silly (and a complete disregard for copyright laws) but I took a picture of one of the covers for your book and made an animated gif file out of it so that I could use it as a link from my livejournal userinfo to your webpage. So here it is: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Vegalor7/Livejournal/tmgaihaa.gif

Guest 5,990 signed in on Friday, December 23rd at 3:19am

Name	sonny
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	philadelphia, pennsylvania, usa
Comments	i wanna do marget in the riot gear

Guest 5,989 signed in on Thursday, December 22nd at 12:50pm

Name	hooly
My page	fgff
Led here by	Magic
Location	hull
Comments	good but not da best web av seen

Guest 5,988 signed in on Thursday, December 22nd at 5:30am

Name	Rice Merchant
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Study-type area. Surrounded by books
Comments	Mil, I found your website insightful, delightful, humorous and above all, stuff. I am so glad there's a couple out there who are showing everyone else how great their relationships really are. Being Australian (and a very laidback one at that), the extent of arguments between my girlfriend and myself is "Who's driving to the pub tonight?", followed by; "if I drive, WE can't have sex after because YOU fall asleep when you're drunk...." and so on. In any case, thank you for making the last 2 days at work bearable. Rice Out

Guest 5,987 signed in on Thursday, December 22nd at 5:19am

Name	louisa
Led here by	Search engine
Location	my spare room, my house, London, England
Comments	how strange! i've just read entry 5,971, i am also reading in one sitting whiling away insomnia 3:00-6:00 am wednesday morning! obviously this is the place to be early on wednesday mornings! p.s.-Mil, I love you!x

Guest 5,986 signed in on Thursday, December 22nd at 5:12am

Name	louisa
Led here by	Search engine
Location	my spare room, my house, London, England
Comments	how strange! i've just read entry 5,971, i am also reading in one sitting whiling away insomnia 3:00-6:00 am wednesday morning! obviously this is the place to be early on wednesday mornings! p.s.-Mil, I love you!x

Guest 5,985 signed in on Wednesday, December 21st at 3:48am

Name	Katie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Australia
Comments	bloody hilarious...I'm coming back for more and shall bring a cut lunch

Guest 5,984 signed in on Wednesday, December 21st at 3:43am

Name	fred S
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	my computer table
Comments	how do you stay together?

Guest 5,983 signed in on Friday, December 16th at 9:23am

Name	V V
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Work
Comments	Yep, I'm avoiding work and what better way to do it. Excellent read, didn't know you could find humour in arguing but I'm going to keep it in mind for next time. I've written a will apportioning all the blame your way if my husband kills me.

Guest 5,982 signed in on Wednesday, December 14th at 12:03pm

Name	Look, i'm sorry
My page	and write three in a row,
My URL	http://but i have
Led here by	Magic
Location	to say that:
Comments	Margaret looks very pretty. Once you get over the vast amount of tiny, little annoyances (oooh...they cancel each other out!) I'm sure she's really great to be with. Good luck and best wishes.

Guest 5,981 signed in on Wednesday, December 14th at 11:47am

Name	See below
My page	See Below
My URL	http://www.suckmylemons.tk
Led here by	Magic
Location	See Below
Comments	Hi. It's Me again. Hmm...there seems to be a Lemon theme (See below). BTW, you're obviously not lesbian. Get a life.

Guest 5,980 signed in on Wednesday, December 14th at 11:44am

Name	Can I remember...ah, yes, Ant.
My page	Lemon Animation
My URL	http://www.suckmylemons.tk
Led here by	Magic
Location	At my computer (Hibernate during Winter)
Comments	It's a cool site. I Love it. In fact I might download it off the internet so you don't get any royalties...nah, just kidding. Seriously. Anyway, good luck with yourself and say Hi to margret for me. Cheers. Hmm...I need a loaf of bread.

Guest 5,979 signed in on Tuesday, December 13th at 11:33pm

Name	milf
My page	im a fanny lika
My URL	http://lemons in action.com.au
Led here by	Barry
Location	under the lemon tree
Comments	i am a full blood lesbian and i like to be with girls! they make me horney! and im proud ov it! lol lol lol :p

Guest 5,978 signed in on Tuesday, December 13th at 5:45pm

Sara of Hiding in the library sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,977 signed in on Monday, December 12th at 6:28pm

Name	john foster
My page	i don't have a title
My URL	http://www.myspace.com/tractor42
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Wichita, Kansas USA
Comments	yeah, i argue with my girlfriend, Casey. there's not much of a point because it's her place. sometimes, she'll grab her cell-phone, her car-keys, and say, "You've got five minutes~!" meaning that she is kicking me out again and that i need to fucking MOVE it, gather what possessions I have, and leave before the Wichita Police Department arrive (I've got a warrant out for my arrest). Casey is one beautiful soul until she pulls some wickedness like what I've tried to describe above. Anyhow, Casey aborted our baby (1st trimester) three days ago here in Wichita, Kansas USA. I am trying to be supportive, but man, she really double-crossed me on this one. Anyhow, the sun is up and the sky looks blue and i'm a tick to hide my comments in secrecy now. one love, peace through bluegrass. TRACTOR 42 "Fuck it, fight it, it's all the same. Livin' with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane. Let the lovin', let lovin' come back to me" --Bradley Nowell, Sublime

Guest 5,976 signed in on Friday, December 9th at 9:01am

Name	Tim Verrenkamp
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Melbourne, Australia.
Comments	My idiot partner (wife) sent me this link to have a look at and then, having read same, gave me a look and said "Well?" as if to suggest that I should have been absorbing some deeply hidden message on the pages therein!! I seem to think that she see's some kind of parallel between your relationship with Margret and ours. You see, I happen to be a German as well. Yep, that's it. So obviously I am led to believe that there is a gender issue in relation to sanity, or lack therof, rather than racial or cultural. Also, I would like to apologise for the time spent reading this page and therefore not attending to my duties as a police officer by protecting life and property blah, blah etc; It must be kinda satisfying, in an anarchic way, to know that your page is disrupting emergency services. Hope your struggle to the death with Margret is going well. Sounds like fun.

Guest 5,975 signed in on Thursday, December 8th at 11:14pm

Name	Dave
My page	Dave Around the Corner
My URL	http://davearoundthecorner.blogspot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Around the Corner, duh.
Comments	When I play a steel-stringed acoustical, the fingernails on my strumming hand start to fragment. Should I give in and just use a pick or is there some other solution? (I don't much like a pick, really.) Also, what is the meaning of life?

Guest 5,974 signed in on Thursday, December 8th at 7:19am

Name	also...
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	terribily sorry for befouling your book. irregular train of thought incurred due to sleep-less-imminent-exam mind strain you see. peace.

Guest 5,973 signed in on Thursday, December 8th at 7:17am

Name	same same
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	jus saw the changing girlfriend/monster pic thingi. its freaky. very freaky. http://www.badvance.net.tc play this. theres a surprise at the end. :)

Guest 5,972 signed in on Thursday, December 8th at 7:12am

Name	same
Led here by	Web page
Comments	sitting. i ment sitting. dammit.

Guest 5,971 signed in on Thursday, December 8th at 7:10am

Name	Jasir
Led here by	Web page
Location	nottingham
Comments	hah! sweet page. read it in one giant setting whiling away insomnia 3:00-6:00 am wednesday morning. final exam in 4 hours. hendrix is god. peace.

Guest 5,970 signed in on Wednesday, December 7th at 11:40pm

Name	Bethany
Led here by	Magic
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	All right, now you've done it, I can't stop laughing. Now my boyfriend and I are going to have to quote bits of your page at each other and laugh as no one else will get it, and of course we'll have to point them here, and they won't get it because our friends are idiots (or in your terminology Wacky Californians, they won't leave us Oregonians alone) and they'll think we're idiots because we find this, among other things, funny, and we'll have to go and find more friends, who in turn won't get it. Are you happy now?

Guest 5,969 signed in on Tuesday, December 6th at 8:10pm

Name	Vivi
My page	anto and moe
My URL	http://www.antoandmoe.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Ireland
Comments	Ha ha, Margret sounds like something of a genius it must be said. I must inform you that I relate fully to her antics and she's great! Plants are cool. I don't have jet black hair or hairy armpits but I respect a man's right to both. Peace and Love.

Guest 5,968 signed in on Tuesday, December 6th at 6:10pm

Name	Jasmine
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London, UK
Comments	Mil - i do enjoy your site and mail thingamy, but is there any chance you could reformat them so that they look like a white paper or news article? I keep getting sprung at work. My boss keeps walking past and when he glimpses my screen realises that i'm not working at all - he's threatening to feed me to the foxes that live out by the bins. If your site/mail thingamy looked more business-like (think the FT site) then i could spend hours reading your stuff without risking being fired. Your help in this matter would be much appreciated. Best wishes, J.

Guest 5,967 signed in on Tuesday, December 6th at 4:01pm

Name	Thomas Rapley
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	No words can describe how much enjoymaent your page gives me. I've ordered your books too. For my girlfriend of course.

Guest 5,966 signed in on Tuesday, December 6th at 9:19am

Name	Jane
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canberra
Comments	You should start treating your gf with more respect..

Guest 5,965 signed in on Sunday, December 4th at 2:41pm

Name	Owain
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Englandland
Comments	Mil, you are a) neurotic b)living with a neurotic and, i have to say, its fantastic. and very english. see? this is english humour? note the subtlties, the sarcasm, the marsterful use of synonyms and simillies. note also (and this goes out to all americans) how it is gut wrenchingly funny. go mil and margret! good luck you two... seems you need it.

Guest 5,964 signed in on Sunday, December 4th at 10:17am

Name	John
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Switzerland
Comments	Man, this is undoubtedly the funniest love song for a woman I've read in my life. I'm 61 years old and been going through a number of personal episodes substantially similar to the ones you describe. The sad truth is I could not extract by far so much wits out of those. Which leads me to suspect that Mil and Margret are really both unsuspected ET's brought Earthside to teach us the only way out of petty daily details before this planet crumbles down totally : Laughing one's head off. By the way, I'm still in doubt that a woman such as Margret can exist in actuality. Way too good to be exactly true. Cheers, all!

Guest 5,963 signed in on Saturday, December 3rd at 1am

Name	Darrell Frye
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	From our man in Moscow... [17:30] From a mailing list I'm on... [17:30] 4) This is the cover of the Russian translation of A Certain Chemistry. [17:30] http://microurl.com/mil/Russian+ACC [17:30] Wouldn't want your wife to find that it your bag, after a trip to Amsterdam, would you? If I ever do book signings in Russia I think I'll have to take along a couple of 'assistants', and a pole. Could a Russian speaker among you please assure me that the title is still 'A Certain Chemistry', rather than, as I suspect, 'Jailbait'. [18:43] it's not about chemistry [18:43] :) [18:43] it's about men's magazine [18:45] What does it say? [18:46] it's just called "Bytovaja himija" ...it's like hmmm pun [18:46] wait a sec [18:48] bytovaja himija - it has nothing to do with chemistry science, it's words playing, intranslatable, but the book is about marketing and stuff, how to promote men's magazine, what's the difference between porno and erotic etc [18:49] aha [18:49] Because I've read A Certain Chemistry in English [18:50] Chemistry in this case refers to the hormonal reactions humans have that lead us to feel like we're "in love" [18:51] The main character is hired to write the biography of a famous actress and they wind up having an affair even though he already has as girlfriend. [18:51] (Very funny, actually) [18:55] well, i haven't read it [18:56] http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0812966678 [18:56] but it's A Certain Chemistry for sure [18:57] bytovaja himija is literally everyday(common, usual) chemistry [18:57] aha [18:58] so that make sense - this translation [18:59] makes* [19:00] ok [19:00] cool

Guest 5,962 signed in on Friday, December 2nd at 3:08pm

Name	joC & han
Led here by	Search engine
Location	mind ur own beezwax
Comments	i guess u like 2 argue, lol

Guest 5,961 signed in on Friday, December 2nd at 7:48am

Name	lindsay
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	warren, pa, usa
Comments	the things your girlfriend and you argued about book is one of my favorites of all time. i think you for this book. sincerely. i laughed out loud, a lot. and so did all of my girlfriends! what's the last book you've read and laughed out loud, eh?

Guest 5,960 signed in on Wednesday, November 30th at 1:02am

Name	Giovanni
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sunny England
Comments	Mil, its nice to know there are REAL people out there (although how real, in the entirely non-human, dog sniffing, UFO driving sense, is undoubtedly questionable!) Love the books, love the page (what should come next is probably Love you, but Im side-tracking and in all honesty I don't wish to be suspiciously wiped out from the face of the earth by your girlfriend!)Its refreshing to know that after 16+ years you both are still arguing and going strong!

Guest 5,959 signed in on Tuesday, November 29th at 8:25am

Name	jaimie
My page	www.matmice.com/home/kirkwood
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	how long did it take you to write it

Guest 5,958 signed in on Monday, November 28th at 6:27pm

Name	a mailing lister
Led here by	Magic
Location	canada
Comments	you said you were up for suggestions as to who shouldplay margret in the movie? i suggest Jeaneane (sp?) Garafolo. American,yes, but i think she's just what you're looking for.

Guest 5,957 signed in on Sunday, November 27th at 5:08pm

Name	AL
Led here by	Magic
Location	Wales
Comments	Genius. +1.

Guest 5,956 signed in on Sunday, November 27th at 5:09am

Jill of Michigan sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,955 signed in on Saturday, November 26th at 7:09pm

Name	Richard
My page	Ashwin...more than a comedian
My URL	http://www.rsgill.v21hosting.co.uk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Essex,UK
Comments	Hilarious site, not sure how my wife will take it when I show her later though. Very funny website but not quite as funny as my website!!!

Guest 5,954 signed in on Saturday, November 26th at 12:23pm

Name	Tuan N
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Saigon, Vietnam
Comments	You are very funny. (Damn it, now I am trying to attempt to write something as witty as you. See what you are making me do?). Yes...you are funny. (From the bottom of my heart)

Guest 5,953 signed in on Saturday, November 26th at 7:46am

Name	Jenifer D.
My page	The Wrecking Machine
My URL	http://the-wrecking-machine.blogspot.com/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Seoul, Korea
Comments	Dude, your girl sounds like my Mom!

Guest 5,952 signed in on Friday, November 25th at 7:55pm

Name	Victoria Kost
Led here by	Web page
Location	Palmer, Alaska, USA
Comments	Many, many thanks from a Brit recently emigrated to a wild place. Please stay happy and healthy and keep on writing.

Guest 5,951 signed in on Thursday, November 24th at 12:39pm

Name	Carrie DeJong
My page	homepage?
My URL	http://notthisnerdy.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	THE GODFORSAKEN MIDWEST
Comments	I felt the need to represent the small portion of middle americans who are NOT dubya supporters and who voted for that dumbshit john kerry because anyone's better than the alternative and who are now living in a depression over the state of the "union" but who still appreciate humor and wit and above all, sarcasm and who, last of all, love this page. godorwhomever bless you and yours.

Guest 5,950 signed in on Wednesday, November 23rd at 12:50pm

Name	Jen
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Germany
Comments	Thoroughly enjoyed book #1, already in the midst of book #2 so sought out your page to ensure I could read some more. All in all, very funny, very well written. Looking forward to spending more valuable company time reading your site.

Guest 5,949 signed in on Wednesday, November 23rd at 7:25am

vanessa of Tasmania, Australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,948 signed in on Wednesday, November 23rd at 2:55am

Jane Benton of Chandler, Arizona sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,947 signed in on Monday, November 21st at 11:36pm

Name	lexie and naomi
My page	kkk
My URL	http://kk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	australia
Comments	oh my gosh yous fight alot...we didnt even bother to read everything.

Guest 5,946 signed in on Monday, November 21st at 11:36pm

Name	lexie and naomi
My page	kkk
My URL	http://kk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	australia
Comments	oh my gosh yous fight alot...we didnt even bother to read everything.

Guest 5,945 signed in on Monday, November 21st at 6:52pm

Name	Anne Baxter
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You two need to get it together for the sake of your kids. Try and remember what attracted you to each other in the first place, and build on that. (It's probably the same thing that's driving you crazy about each other right now, ironically.) It seems like you've both given up on even trying to make each other happy, and that's not good. Although I find your column very amusing, I am also very worried about your kids. You have a massive responsibility now, and you need to deal with it -- it's called parenthood.

Guest 5,944 signed in on Monday, November 21st at 5:56pm

UNICK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,943 signed in on Monday, November 21st at 1:32am

Name	Marissa Engel
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Austin, TX USA
Comments	If I get my husband to read this he doesn't ever get to complain about me ever ever again. Almost makes my psychopathic mother ("Your father stole my birdfeeder and recycle bin and then put the birdfeeder back") seem normal. As for American's with psychobabble, I actually am a psychotherapist, and there is a book out if you recognise this in your spouce / signif. other so they aren't AS crazy making : Stop Walking on Eggshells; Coping When Someone You Care about Has Borderline Personality Disorder by Paul T. Mason, Randi Kreger (Paperback - July 1998) I am sorry for all of us American's who haven't figured out that our culture isn't the only one in the universe and that our traditional version of marriage isn't necessary what the rest of the world believes. If what you have works more power to you!

Guest 5,942 signed in on Monday, November 21st at 1:12am

jen of at my computer sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,941 signed in on Sunday, November 20th at 5:09pm

Name	Mary-Elizabeth Goff
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chino, California, USA
Comments	I am still working my way through the page. What I've read so far had me rolling. I will definitely share this with my fiance. Although we have had our share of arguements and argument arguments (of course, mostly my fault on those), he can totally relate to many of the things you have written. I think he will be comforted to know that I am not the only woman in the world who can argue in this way. ;) Thanks for making me smile!

Guest 5,940 signed in on Friday, November 18th at 7:33am

Name	Sarah Speed
My page	Sarah's Space
My URL	http://spaces.msn.com/members/sarahkay85/
Led here by	Barry
Location	Australia
Comments	Thankyou for making me laugh so much that I cry! You also have taught me a few valuable life lessons... for example when my boyfriend and I watch movies together I tend to ask him a lot of questions throughout the movie in regards to whats going on, who the actors are, etc and he gets quite impatient with this. I thought it was just him being cranky and impatient... now I think I may be wrong about this...

Guest 5,939 signed in on Thursday, November 17th at 7:49am

Name	Rory
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Texas, USA
Comments	Very funny. I've just finished reading the entire bit. Is chloroform readily available via your local street level medication distributor ?

Guest 5,938 signed in on Wednesday, November 16th at 12:26am

Name	Mark Scott
My page	Neversoft Entertainment
My URL	http://www.neversoft.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Of course my relationship is not exactly the same. But there are some incredible moments of recognition, for which I thank you profusely. My current relationship si very odd, because my (American) girlfriend and I agree on most things, and we let everything else slide. However, I have had the joy of being with someone who thought that my every word was a violent verbal assault. ME: "I'm just nipping out to the shops, luv" HER: "What!?! What?!?! You think I'm a fat lazy witch? How dare you?" ME: "Er...like I said, I'm just going to the supermarket. Is there anything you think we need?" HER: "Well SCREW you mister - no-one speaks to me like that" etc followed by the crash of vases and a burning smell as she sets fire to all my F1 car models. Cheers Mil - keep it up.

Guest 5,937 signed in on Tuesday, November 15th at 3:13pm

Name	Simon
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	Great read. I had tears rolling down my face I laught so much. Thanks for brightning up work.

Guest 5,936 signed in on Tuesday, November 15th at 1:17pm

Name	Tom Chivers
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Disillusion Way, Highbury
Comments	Look, this is getting ridiculous. August! The last bloody mailing list was in August! The Ashes were still going on in sodding August! The sun was shining and I could still taste the last dregs of my youth beneath the bitter tang of alcohol and broken dreams! PLUS to add insult to long-drawn-out injury you've stopped people from adding to your Toilet Stories bit in your homepage, just when there was something important I had to share with the world about how to successfully use the loos on the X90 bus from London to Oxford. Suddenly I am an artist without a medium. I'm a patient man, Millington, but wasting time at work is something you need to put effort into, and I don't feel I'm getting the support I both require and deserve. Sort it aahht, man. Please.

Guest 5,935 signed in on Tuesday, November 15th at 4:46am

Name	david
My page	none
Led here by	Magic
Location	florida
Comments	i can't tell you how close to home that story is. i really enjoyed reading it. i smiled through all of it.

Guest 5,934 signed in on Tuesday, November 15th at 1:54am

Name	Tasmin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	oh one more thing- why don't you publish your book in French? Trust me it would sell, the French on relationships are insane and then I could get my crazy to read it too!

Guest 5,933 signed in on Tuesday, November 15th at 1:46am

Name	Tasmin
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hi! I'm not sure whether you even read this guestbook anymore considering you stopped updating your page, but I only found your site yesterday via a friend and I wanted to say thanks. I sit bored at my desk for most of the day, which in turn leads me to analysing my relationship and fearing we're both nuts, but god your page is hilarious (I was actually shaking with laughter at one ponit yesterday) and I recognised similar traits with me and my crazy. so in a very selfish way, thank you, because you made me laugh and made feel much better about my own relationship in that it's more normal (or abnormal normal) than i thought. keep up the good work !

Guest 5,932 signed in on Monday, November 14th at 10:42pm

Name	Katarina
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Kouvola, Finland
Comments	You just kicked me out of your mailing list because my domain is Finnish. Well it took me about 1 minute to sub up again ... your evil trick didn't work. I'm so sorry but the truth is that you'll never get rid of me! Nauran sinulle ja säälittävälle yrityksellesi!

Guest 5,931 signed in on Monday, November 14th at 6:57pm

Name	Geeta
My page	Warped dreams
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/fl4/nightmare/home.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	vero beach, florida
Comments	Well under where you asked how I found this page, I didnt see the answer on your list, however the answer is that I found it on this umm blog I guess you could call it for a lack of better words. I play this game called Subspace and its free to download and play, either way here is the link http://forums.powerballzone.com/forum.php?board=5 maybe you could add a message board or blog, as I think this is the new and trandy word for message board, or I am just an idiot. Either way perhaps you could add that for a future option as to how someone found this page :) BUT! This is now what I am posting about. I find your page quite entertaining and funny. As a woman I do hope I never put my husband through the things your girlfriend or wife puts you through lol. However, I am thinking that you must love her very much to spend so much time obsessing over every little thing she does that seems to effect you in a negative way. She must be very lucky to be with someone who is willing to put up with so many imperfections, or so it seems. Maybe the next book or webpage you make could be called or pertain to the NICE things she does :) or how much you love her. And now that I think of it you must be very lucky to be with a woman who is so understanding as she is to put up with someone who writes about all the negative things she does, and what a high self esteem she must have! Good luck to you on whatever you do, Geeta

Guest 5,930 signed in on Saturday, November 12th at 8:55am

Name	becca
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	freaking awesome site! i loved it. your women is awesome!

Guest 5,929 signed in on Friday, November 11th at 8:17pm

Name	Gary
My page	Where On Earth Is Gary Now???
My URL	http://www.whereonearthisgarynow.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	All over the place
Comments	I Have been laughing my arse of for days now, and have had to get an oxygen tent put up around the computer!!

Guest 5,928 signed in on Wednesday, November 9th at 11:24pm

Name	ann blumenthal
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	You're kidding yourself if you really think that you are "going out" and that Margret is your girlfriend. Taking your thought that a funeral doesn't make you more or less dead to its logical conclusion, you must admit that to use dating language to describe your relationship is quite a stretch. It's a great shtick, though, and I loved reading it. Sorry to add to your repetoire of Californians obsessed with marriage. We just think that living with someone for 15 years and raising (your) kids with them is marriage, regardless of whether they involved the state. It's a semantic problem. We're easily confused. It's all that damnable sunshine glaring down on us day after day--it fries the brains. Sad, really. Thanks for a thoroughly amusing read.

Guest 5,927 signed in on Tuesday, November 8th at 11:28pm

Name	Haillee(again)
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Wow. Am I an idiot, or what? *I wish I could ARGUE half as well as you two. And I wonder why they call me the typo queen...

Guest 5,926 signed in on Tuesday, November 8th at 11:25pm

Name	Hailee
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	US
Comments	Haha. This is hilarious. dies laughing I wish I could half as well as you two.

Guest 5,925 signed in on Tuesday, November 8th at 4:03pm

Name	emma
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	ask her to marry you... youre made 4 each other... i'm a fortune teller. the voices told me to tell you,

Guest 5,924 signed in on Tuesday, November 8th at 4:01pm

Name	emma johnson
Led here by	Barry
Comments	ask her to marry you, youre made 4 each other... im a fortune teller,

Guest 5,923 signed in on Tuesday, November 8th at 4:01pm

Name	emma johnson
Led here by	Barry
Comments	ask her to marry you, youre made 4 each other... im a fortune teller,

Guest 5,922 signed in on Sunday, November 6th at 4:10am

Name	Wade Crain
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	portland, Oregon USA
Comments	I have been laughing out loud for some time now and hope to argue even half as well.

Guest 5,921 signed in on Saturday, November 5th at 6:39am

Name	ME
Led here by	Barry
Location	Somewhere over the rainbow
Comments	Bah, I'm too lazy to sign up for your mailing list! Stop being lazy and update the page!

Guest 5,920 signed in on Friday, November 4th at 11:13pm

Name	Adrienne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Alabama
Comments	I loved the page. It was quite entertaining. Thanks for helping me get through a few hours. Yes, I have a sense of humor. Yes, I'm American. And I even like George. I must be a minority.

Guest 5,919 signed in on Friday, November 4th at 9:50am

Name	Gabriel
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	México
Comments	Ah, the domestic bliss. Ah, the wit and the wry. (Smiling) Delightful StumbleUpon.

Guest 5,918 signed in on Friday, November 4th at 5:58am

Name	Gerri
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Egg Harbor, WI; USA
Comments	WUNDERBAR! I plan to use you as a consultant for my private psychotherapy practice. Beats grad school & CME sources.

Guest 5,917 signed in on Thursday, November 3rd at 7:24pm

Name	Bea Sotted
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hayling Island
Comments	Having found the page via the TOG website, I can only conclude you're a TYG! This is a fabulous site. Having read it all in one sitting, I'm looking forward to receiving the sporadic updates.

Guest 5,916 signed in on Thursday, November 3rd at 5:28pm

Name	lizuka
My page	lizuka
My URL	http://lizuka.free.fr
Led here by	Web page
Location	FRANCE
Comments	I had a great laugh reading your page - I was obviously truly bored one day at work. shame some people are stupid and don't get it. keep on the good arguing with your girlfriend !!

Guest 5,915 signed in on Thursday, November 3rd at 12:42pm

Name	vicky
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Hull College
Comments	gr8 m8 love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest 5,914 signed in on Wednesday, November 2nd at 10:46am

Name	Piss Flaps
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I dont understand why the two of you have a kid,and why you are both still together?

Guest 5,913 signed in on Tuesday, November 1st at 3:34am

Name	Erin
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	Found your book accidentally while looking for something to read on a work trip to Sydney. Being one of those overly curious people who actually read author's bio's and having a web-obsessed boyfriend too, I had to look at your site. I am still here, 3 hours later after reading the whole thing in one go, with the occasional break to make a cup of tea!! Haven't laughed so much in ages, you have made my day!!

Guest 5,912 signed in on Monday, October 31st at 10:31pm

Name	susie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Minnesota
Comments	I don't understand why you are still with her. It makes no sense to me why you are two still together if you constantly bitch about how she drives you insane? And more than that, why does she stay with YOU! I would never stay with someone that makes a website about me in the way that you have done.

Guest 5,911 signed in on Monday, October 31st at 3:10pm

Name	Arrianne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dundee, Scotland
Comments	Nothing like a good argument to keep a relationship interesting!! Love the site, so funny...but ultimately I think you're doomed to failure - unless you develop a tactic to throw her off course in the same way she does you. Perhaps staring off into the distance + shouting the names of various historical figures mid-argument?

Guest 5,910 signed in on Monday, October 31st at 6:16am

Name	Ernie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	Three words. You poor bastard.

Guest 5,909 signed in on Friday, October 28th at 11:05pm

Name	Jonathan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dublin, Ohio USA
Comments	Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the Fear of long words. Pearls are formed around points of irritation - I am the source of many pearls Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire. Great ammusement to keep me from getting work done and generrally annoying my boss. Thanks!

Guest 5,908 signed in on Friday, October 28th at 5:13pm

Name	Brendan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Germany
Comments	great , totaly great I come from ireland but now live with my girl friend and my daughter in germany and it is uncanny , some of the things you have wrote . man, so I'm not crazy , its not just me , I f**king knew it, thanks Mil keep me up dated i learned a lot , tactical of course , from your good self keep up the good work. Brendan PS the lesson of the blue sink will be passed down through my blood line ,rock on.

Guest 5,907 signed in on Friday, October 28th at 1:45am

Name	Taye
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	SE USA
Comments	Found your site thru Stumble! Just wanted to tell you that I went from reading this with a smile in the beginning to laughing like a maniac with tears in my eyes by the time I got to the end.... and getting strange looks from the family. Not that I don't get those anyways... This was so hilarious I actually had to take a break and catch my breath before finishing. Great writing!

Guest 5,906 signed in on Thursday, October 27th at 9:26pm

Name	Ginny
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oxfordshire
Comments	Hey would you like to come to dinner, we'd love to have your company and share all the same things... I have laughed so much - wow you really know how to write the best bits. Keep Going Its fantastic reading... Ginny

Guest 5,905 signed in on Thursday, October 27th at 7:19pm

Name	Shannon
My page	none
Led here by	Web page
Location	NY, USA
Comments	One of the most hysterical things I've ever read. I wonder if I piss my boyfriend off that much...probably not. I have to agree. That woman is quite insane. Hope she didn't pass any nutso genes to your kids...but then again, if they got half and half, you get a teenager who constantly belittles himself, then wanders around wondering why he wants to jump off a cliff. Anyway, great job! you're funny as hell.

Guest 5,904 signed in on Wednesday, October 26th at 9:09pm

Name	Jimmy Carter
Led here by	Web page
Location	Buchanan, VA USA
Comments	Man, you are quite a talented writer! Love your stuff! I happened upon your site because it was mentioned in a forum on DPChallenge.com (where I am a photographer: SJCarter). There are a number of your fans on that site! I plan to buy at least one of your books now - I read your entire Web posting (and subsequent offshoots). I'm completely engrossed now and have signed up for e-mails. Thanks for sharing your gift of descriptive words and your creative talents! Jimmy

Guest 5,903 signed in on Wednesday, October 26th at 4:43pm

Name	Sven Knepper
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Luxembourg
Comments	Hiya, I've been laughing my head off for the past day or so. Can't actually remember much :-) I studied in England for 3 years, and my girlfriend is German. Suffice to say: you are not alone (hiar,hiar)... Good luck and Grüse an Margarete. The Sven

Guest 5,902 signed in on Wednesday, October 26th at 1:16pm

Name	Janneke
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Netherlands (better known as amsterdam to some)
Comments	loved it! Just had to stop reading now and again to just stop laughing. And all those idiots whom seem to think they know better leave them! Idiots have to excist apparently... (no idea who made up that rule. own one of your books. well stole it from my sister after she let me read the first few lines. And then I allowed her to buy a new one out of her own money so all is well. *looks at her bookcase.. can't seem to find it right now.. maybe she stole it! The nerve! Never trust older sisters! Atleast I gave her a heads up before stealing!

Guest 5,901 signed in on Monday, October 24th at 5:30am

Name	Tina Jackson
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Currently wacky California, hubby in Army so usually all over
Comments	BRILLIANT!!! It's frightening how many of these arguments I actually understand. Margret sounds like the most interesting person I've heard about in a long time. Magenta hair would look better.

Guest 5,900 signed in on Sunday, October 23rd at 11:02pm

Name	Natalie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	Side-splittingly funny. My boyfriend and I read this together picking out all the little things we've done to mirror yourself and your girlfriend. A great read, worthy of every second spent on it. Thank you muchly x

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