Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,700 to 5,799)

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Guest 5,799 signed in on Saturday, August 20th at 7:25am

Name	Anisa
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	tallahassee
Comments	i love you deeply, because you inevitably make me laugh. i stumbled on this site and spent a memorable week or so trying to convice my husband to listen as a read alud the entire page; for some reason, he didn't enjoy this (apparently, it interfered with his playstation racing game). then, years later, i read (and ADORED) the books, and remembered the site. now, back at the site and eagerly, desperately awaiting the next book. i love, i love i love, although i can imagine you are quite difficult and ammoying in real life. but in a certain chemistry, there is just enough self deprication to make the annoying bits palatable, and the funny parts seem genius. it all mixes together in an irritating, hilarious, loveable, despised, pie. or tart. or maybe it's more like a goulash. ok never mind the prepared dish comparison. it works, and i don't know how or why, but thank you. :) (i'm a bit drunk so please disregard any incomprehensible ramblings above, and only pay attention to the complimentary things). thank you. so much. for the spectacularly satisfying entertainment. now heading over to the marian keyes site to lavish more strange praise.

Guest 5,798 signed in on Friday, August 19th at 1:53pm

Name	Marc Hollett
My page	Tonnes Of Fun
My URL	http://spaces.msn.com/members/TonnsOfFun
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Norwich, UK
Comments	Just thought i'd say you were the funniest dude EVER... Yeah that's about it, i'm going to go waste my time in some other highly unproductive and yet extremely amusing way. Maybe i'll go leave some australian jokes on the AC/DC website or something?

Guest 5,797 signed in on Friday, August 19th at 1:52pm

Name	Marc Hollett
My page	Tonnes Of Fun
My URL	http://spaces.msn.com/members/TonnsOfFun
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Norwich, UK
Comments	Just thought i'd say you were the funniest dude EVER... Yeah that's about it, i'm going to go waste my time in some other highly unproductive and yet extremely amusing way. Maybe i'll go leave some australian jokes on the AC/DC website or something?

Guest 5,796 signed in on Wednesday, August 17th at 10:34pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	Web page
Location	Laredo, Tx USA... aka 7th circle of Hell
Comments	Wicked Funny!! I think you are dating my boyfriend's long lost twin.

Guest 5,795 signed in on Wednesday, August 17th at 8:15pm

Name	ozzy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	turkey
Comments	i need...?

Guest 5,794 signed in on Tuesday, August 16th at 11:37pm

Name	Lucy
Led here by	Barry
Location	IRELAND [woo]
Comments	the picture of a plant in the shower. genius.

Guest 5,793 signed in on Tuesday, August 16th at 9:05am

Name	Sean
My page	Sean Lawrence Automotive Artwork
My URL	http://www.F1art.co.za
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Johannesburg, South Africa
Comments	This is the funniest stuff I've ever read on the www. Hilarious.

Guest 5,792 signed in on Monday, August 15th at 9:16am

Name	sara
Led here by	Barry
Comments	bwahahahahahahahaha! i laughed my ass off, mil! great work :)

Guest 5,791 signed in on Sunday, August 14th at 7:54am

Name	Karen
My URL	http://soul-enigma.diary-x.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Portland, OR USA
Comments	Wonderful. Laughed 'til I cried, and then some. Thank you!

Guest 5,790 signed in on Friday, August 12th at 3:37pm

Name	Chris
My page	An insight to my warped mind
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/budka
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Mil, I just want to thank you personally - just when I was starting to lose hope, to think that my reign of terror was coming to an end after years of uninterrupted swindling, I stumbled upon your site and found yet one more way to fleece my employer out of hours and hours of productivity. You are a true gentleman, and as I try resolutely to hold back my tears of gratitude, I salute you.

Guest 5,789 signed in on Thursday, August 11th at 7:39pm

Name	Per
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sweden
Comments	Thank you Mil! This has been entertaining. I see you know people well enought to realise they read your site sponsored by their employers, just like me! Like many people down below I recognize alot of what you write in both myself and significant other, I think we're both shifting between the roles though. I'll be comming back for more!

Guest 5,788 signed in on Wednesday, August 10th at 10:09pm

Name	Nance
My URL	http://www.nanceandsteve.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Seattle, WA USA
Comments	I am emailing the bit about hoovering to my husband as he is the clean freak (and of German/Jewish heritage and is always after me about having vacuumed the cat hair of the couch - or not. I used pretty much that same argument when I was accused of not vacuuming it before leaving for 3 days to join him in Portland where he had been for a week. I pointed out that the cat had been sitting on it the whole time we were gone so who could tell. When he finally got out of me that I had not vacuumed it, he accused me of lying. I pointed out that at no point had I claimed to have vacuumed it but had merely pointed out that if I had vacuumed it on Thursday it would still have cat hair on it again by the time he got home on Sunday - hence vacuuming it would have been useless. The "It's Patty's husband" bit about killed me as well. I will be looking for your books. Your site was recommended on the www.KEXP.org John in the Morning Playlist.

Guest 5,787 signed in on Monday, August 8th at 9:21am

Name	Jay E
Led here by	Magic
Location	Texas, Sub-Canada
Comments	Brilliant writing, particularly the pacing. Makes me wish I had a girlfriend to argue with again.

Guest 5,786 signed in on Sunday, August 7th at 11:51pm

Name	Spud
My page	Spud's Rambling Rants
My URL	http://ranting.blog.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Vancouver, Canada
Comments	Amazing. I nearly choked when I read about your use of a mirror whilst shaving. Classic.

Guest 5,785 signed in on Thursday, August 4th at 1:16pm

Name	olu
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	none

Guest 5,784 signed in on Thursday, August 4th at 1:16pm

Name	b\cx
Led here by	Search engine
Location	uk
Comments	none

Guest 5,783 signed in on Wednesday, August 3rd at 4:22pm

Name	Spice
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Dominican Republic
Comments	Stumble upon brought me to your site.i was married to a German (i'm American) and i've been told by many Germans that mental illness is becoming more common in Germany because of years of inbreeding and not mixing the gene pool.I don't know about that theory but culturally the plant in the bathtub as well as the dreamcatcher over the bed are very common.German women in General tend to be very masculine for my American taste and yes prone to mental illness in my experience.I guess you doing this site is a positive way of expressing your frustration,but when i did the same thing and added up the problems i decided that i could do bad all by myself and left.Since you have 2 children and you've written this site as well as book(s) about her and she's still with you i guess it's one of those emotional dependant attachments that's impossible to let go off.Damn you Love!Damn you! LOL! Good luck brother!God Bless!(By the way you wouldn't have any connections for a job in London/or the music business would you?).

Guest 5,782 signed in on Wednesday, August 3rd at 2:43am

Name	Dustin
Led here by	Web page
Location	Galveston, Texas
Comments	Loved your webpage and both your books. You have a gift and I'm so glad you can share it. God bless Margret, she's a prize. Come see us down here some day, you'll be mighty welome!

Guest 5,781 signed in on Tuesday, August 2nd at 4:52pm

Name	Carmi
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	Hey there, Reading that stuff on what you and your lady argue about cracked me up.....but seriously, I think you need help!....Fast! Have you ever heard of MBTI, its a personality preference tool and can help people understand why other people do things.....If that fails, just explain to your girlfriend that you are the male in the relationship and what you say goes....end of! Keep up the good work fella, its good to know we are not alone in this crazy world of the opposite gender! Has Margaret ever thought about setting up a retaliation site.....or is she too busy being locked up in the basement with ductape!!

Guest 5,780 signed in on Tuesday, August 2nd at 12:29pm

Name	Adam Edwards
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Scotland
Comments	Sorry, but i've just been reading some of the other guestbook entries and have to say this: Saying "Those trousers make you bum look fat" is perfectly acceptable. Infact I did this just the other day whilst my partner was trying on every pair of jeans in her size and asking for feedback. It really means "Darling those trousers are not flattering to your superbly fine figure". It is not mans fault that the man/woman language barrier means that a man says "those trousers make your bum look fat" and the woman hears "your bum is too fat for those trousers"

Guest 5,779 signed in on Tuesday, August 2nd at 12:13pm

Name	Adam Edwards
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Scotland
Comments	Great, what happened to the past two days? Oh yeah, I sat in front of the computer reading pretty much everything on your site!

Guest 5,778 signed in on Tuesday, August 2nd at 9:24am

Name	Sippy
My page	V3 - The Resurrection
My URL	http://www.sibtain.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Birmingham, UK
Comments	Wow, absolutely brilliant mate, made me laugh quite a bit. Do you and the Mrs ever argue about an argument?

Guest 5,777 signed in on Monday, August 1st at 10:27pm

Name	Scott
Led here by	Magic
Location	N ireland
Comments	Absolutly brilliant, i dont think you'll find any red blooded male who hasnt had most of these experiences first hand.

Guest 5,776 signed in on Monday, August 1st at 10:15pm

Name	Annie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Daqllas, TX USA
Comments	Absolutely hilarious....I have passed this on to every female AND male friend I have.....single and married.

Guest 5,775 signed in on Monday, August 1st at 11:48am

Name	hardy
My page	random room of randomness
My URL	http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/
Led here by	Web page
Comments	wow, that's a hell of a lot of things to argue about!! i assume it generally ends on good terms tho!

Guest 5,774 signed in on Monday, August 1st at 9:04am

Name	tabea
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Austria
Comments	hey there! My husband sent me a link of your site and now wee're both hoocked! it is so hillarious. see, my husband is brazil-american and lives with me in austria (since i'm austrian), so we face some cultural differences too, we found ourselves in some of your little stories, wich made us laugh about the silly things WE argue about, so thank you!

Guest 5,773 signed in on Friday, July 29th at 7:34pm

Name	shan
Led here by	Magic
Location	Texas (it may be the heat here that makes everyone crazy)
Comments	I sent this to my boyfriend, after laughing all day, and told him I could see myself on one or both sides of a lot of these arguments. He spent the next few hours reading and laughing, in fact was amused enough that he forgot he was going to seduce me. I probably don't need to mention that this is a significant accomplishment. The both of us are a bit (or substantially) disconnected from reality, and it certainly makes things interesting. At any rate, write on! Your page is great. Well written humor is one of my favorite things. I'll be seeing about your books too, I think.

Guest 5,772 signed in on Friday, July 29th at 5:26am

Name	CJ
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Zealand
Comments	What a fantastic way to waste a day at work. Cheers. Now I'll have to find the book...

Guest 5,771 signed in on Wednesday, July 27th at 5:51am

Name	Heather
Led here by	Magic
Location	Australia
Comments	It would be interesting to read Margret's take on these incidences.

Guest 5,770 signed in on Tuesday, July 26th at 3:34pm

Name	Oi! Sarah!
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Mil, I just want you to know that you're having a profound affect on others' relationships as well, as evidenced by this recent conversation with my boyfriend: me: the secret of a successful relationship is to become irretrievably embroiled in a bitter struggle to the death me: says mil, my favorite author him: maybe true me: sweetie, are we embroiled in a bitter struggle to the death? him: maybe him: if you're lucky me: would it helped if i kicked you? him: maybe me: i'll keep that in mind

Guest 5,769 signed in on Tuesday, July 26th at 12:01am

Name	Emma
My page	Emma
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/emmalavinia
Led here by	Magic
Location	Glasgow
Comments	Very funny.

Guest 5,768 signed in on Sunday, July 24th at 7:31pm

Name	Angela Melrose
My page	Melroseplace
My URL	http://spaces.msn.com/members/themelroses/...
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Ontario,Canada
Comments	You make me howl, with pleasure and with pain (the good kind)...thanks for the many giggles and warm fuzzies.

Guest 5,767 signed in on Sunday, July 24th at 9:05am

Name	Jessi
My page	If at first you don't suceed, redefine sucess.
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/paradicescape
Led here by	Barry
Location	Georgia
Comments	It took me a while, but you've kept me entertained and broke the spell of boredom during the vast hours of midnight and 4am. I salute you. ::salutes::

Guest 5,766 signed in on Saturday, July 23rd at 8:25pm

Name	Chaosfairy75
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Mount Pleasant, Michigan USA
Comments	Thank you for your delightful webpage. You are a very funny man and once again, I am left to ponder why it is England gets all of the funny humorists.

Guest 5,765 signed in on Friday, July 22nd at 4:29am

Name	Keith Fullerton
My page	Net Neaderthal (cute name, dull site, no clever blog)
My URL	http://www.usol.com/~tallhat
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Marshall Islands
Comments	When I showed "Things" to my daughter (no I'm not contributing to the delenquency of a minor, she's 28), she said "How are those people still together?" I reassured her that Margaret is German and obviously can't read english or Mil would be dead. I love this site, I hope you are making millions off it.

Guest 5,764 signed in on Thursday, July 21st at 12:30pm

Name	kenny wells
My page	fun and games by kenny wells
My URL	http://www.funcomedygames.tk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	london
Comments	lots of writing. good site. check out mine at www.funcomedygames.tk

Guest 5,763 signed in on Thursday, July 21st at 12:05pm

Name	Lena
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New York City
Comments	What a dysfunctional relationship. Denial is a beautiful thing :) I shall send a copy to the last guy who left me because he couldn't deal with "conflict." Oi!

Guest 5,762 signed in on Thursday, July 21st at 1:22am

Name	Dan Gyoba
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canada
Comments	Very funny. It has been a very long time indeed since I have actually laughed out loud while reading ANYTHING, but I certainly did here. I think that with many of us reading this page, it resonates with us in small ways. (Or occasionally in more profound ways) and we see parts of ourselves and our own relationships within. (Yes, this scares Hell out of me!) Through the humor and anecdotes, it appears obvious to me that you love Margaret deeply. The length of your relationship, and the fact that you obviously both know each other so well speaks volumes to the fact. It wouldn't be nearly so interesting to read the bits where you are both happyu about (And could be a severe case of "too much information" at times, to boot!) As to Margaret's insanity... I'm not sure how much is insanity, how much is cultural, and how much is just female. I'll let you know as soon as I decode my wife's thought processes. I warn you that I expect civilisation to crumble to dust first, though.

Guest 5,761 signed in on Saturday, July 16th at 3:06am

Name	bree
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	WA
Comments	if you say your girlfriend is so bad, then why havent you broke up with her yet. she is clearly insane, you might want to get her some help. or maybe even you some help?

Guest 5,760 signed in on Saturday, July 16th at 1:22am

Name	George Rolph
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	PS. I was winding you up....Yuk Yuk!

Guest 5,759 signed in on Saturday, July 16th at 12:46am

Name	George Rolph
Led here by	Magic
Location	London
Comments	This commentary on your relationship is both, as funny as hell and displays an extraordinary and very fine mind. However, (you knew an "however" was coming .... right?)it also reveals blind spots in your thinking and, like all blind spots, it is within them that thinking and brilliance break down into dark stupidity. I am have spent many years studying the effects of abuse on people, both men and women. I have spent ten years studying abusers. Invariably, where men are concerned, they have little concept that what they are experiencing is abuse. This is because all of societies abuse messages are aimed away 'from' them and all of the perpetrator messages are aimed 'at' them. Another interesting fact is just how many victims of systematic, long term abuse still believe they are deeply in love with their abuser, no matter how many times they are confronted with the evidence that their abuser is not normal. Dont get me wrong here Mil. What I have read here 'is' incredibly well written and very, very funny. You are a talented man. You DO have a wide blind spot though Mil, and you need to let the light of your obvious intelligence shine on it. There is nothing manly about denial. "Which way - the distances were identical - to drive round a circular bypass (this resulted in her kicking me in the head from the back seat as I drove along)." This Mil, along with so much else you have written, signifies you are living with an abusive female. Were the genders on this web site reversed, by now the police would have been knocking at your door and arresting you. Abuse Mil, is gender neutral, and so is denial. Wake up Mil.

Guest 5,758 signed in on Friday, July 15th at 8:34pm

Name	Bob Collins
Led here by	Web page
Location	Newport News, Virginia, USA, Earth, etc.
Comments	Your Margret is one hell of a funny woman. I wish my wife had such a sense of humor. Butter in your ear, dentist appointment, Pam's husband -- all with a straight face -- awesome! You're such a lucky guy. Don't lose her.

Guest 5,757 signed in on Friday, July 15th at 1:02am

Name	Amanda
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Scotland
Comments	Oh my God! I AM MARGRET! ....so therefore really don't understand what you're moaning about. My Fiance though - you have his sympathies

Guest 5,756 signed in on Thursday, July 14th at 10:36pm

Name	Kent M. Schaad, Jr. (sounds important, right?)
My page	n/a
Led here by	Magic
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	My Dixie Wrecked. (meant to be read aloud and loudly in underwear section of department stores)

Guest 5,755 signed in on Thursday, July 14th at 4:57pm

Name	Q
My page	My Dumb Blog
My URL	http://www.xanga.com/Q_chan
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	That "America" place
Comments	Mil, you're a funny man. I'll just get that out of the way right now. Whenever I read any of your "Things..." page entries, I start giggling like an impressionable schoolgirl. You're very articulate and an overall good writer, you really are. But for god's sake, you really should pick up a book on women sometime. See, your fatal flaw is that you just don't understand that What Women Want To Hear vs. The Truth may not be one and the same. I mean, seriously, "Those trousers make your backside look fat"?? You've got to be kidding me. How the hell did you think she'd react? And for christ's sake, just do the damn hoovering. It's not that hard. Now, don't get me wrong, here. I love the page. A lot of times it's downright hilarious, and yes, Margret can sometimes be insane. But what I'd really love to hear is her side of the story sometime. Oh, and by the way, I happen to be a teenage girl. Just something I mention in passing.

Guest 5,754 signed in on Wednesday, July 13th at 12:19pm

cassy sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,753 signed in on Monday, July 11th at 1:08am

Name	Melany
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	My Aunt loaned me "A Certain Chemistry", which I'm enjoying and about half way thru, so I thought I'd check out this Mil Millington guy, see if there was any info about him on the internet (haven't unearthed any nudie pics of him yet, much to my chagrin/relief) and lo and behold! One of the funniest sites I've ever encountered. My only lament is that I spent my own time (quite a bit of it, really) reading it, rather than waiting until I'm at work and can get paid for enjoying myself. Maybe I can play solitaire for 8 solid hours tomorrow, just to balance things out.....

Guest 5,752 signed in on Friday, July 8th at 9:19pm

Name	Stephy
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Ottawa, Canada
Comments	Ur website is too funny. It entertained me for a few hours at work. I can relate to ur girlfriend and to the fact women drive men crazy...but guys...you're no cookie either. Hopefully they sell ur book in Canada, cuz I wanna buy it. Keep making me laugh ;)

Guest 5,751 signed in on Friday, July 8th at 4:59pm

Name	J
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Birmingham, UK
Comments	Aaaahhhh man, i know how you feel. My girlfriend likes to cook dinner and then when we sit down to eat. I sitting further away from the kitchen but being thelast to sit am then asked to get a drink or open the door. Annoying or what??? Nice one, enjoyed the site so much. I've added it to my favourites so i can read the rest of it. Absolutely brilliant.

Guest 5,750 signed in on Friday, July 8th at 3:42pm

billy of washington sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,749 signed in on Friday, July 8th at 7:49am

Name	felicity
Led here by	Barry
Location	Brisbane Australia
Comments	To Richard from New Jersey (see below) yet another stupid american. If you dont know how to use your pc, dont blame Mil. Go back to books buddy, you know they have the internet available in hardback now dont you?? It's available in a range of colours but also comes in Black and White for dumb americans like yourself.

Guest 5,748 signed in on Friday, July 8th at 7:28am

Name	C King
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Matthews, NC
Comments	Very, very funny. Why should anyone ever bother to seperate romantic love, and love of arguing. They go so well together. I wish you many happy years, and many endlessly entertaining disputes.

Guest 5,747 signed in on Thursday, July 7th at 11:49pm

Name	felicity
Led here by	Barry
Location	Brisbane Australia
Comments	To Richard from New Jersey (see below) yet another stupid american. If you dont know how to use your pc, dont blame Mil. Go back to books buddy, you know they have the internet available in hardback now dont you?? It's available in a range of colours but also comes in Black and White for dumb americans like yourself.

Guest 5,746 signed in on Thursday, July 7th at 11:32pm

Name	felicity
Led here by	Barry
Location	Brisbane Australia
Comments	To Richard from New Jersey (see below) yet another stupid american. If you dont know how to use your pc, dont blame Mil. Go back to books buddy, you know they have the internet available in hardback now dont you?? It's available in a range of colours but also comes in Black and White for dumb americans like yourself.

Guest 5,745 signed in on Thursday, July 7th at 11:20pm

Name	felicity
Led here by	Barry
Location	Brisbane Australia
Comments	To Richard from New Jersey (see below) yet another stupid american. If you dont know how to use your pc, dont blame Mil. Go back to books buddy, you know they have the internet available in hardback now dont you?? It's available in a range of colours but also comes in Black and White for dumb americans like yourself.

Guest 5,744 signed in on Thursday, July 7th at 9:40pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boise Idaho aka Taterville
Comments	Ah after reading this page, I think there is no hope for any man's oratory skill or mental prowness when dealing with a womens' logic...so I am off to hoover...

Guest 5,743 signed in on Thursday, July 7th at 8:31pm

Name	Jessica
My page	www.NateandJessica.com
My URL	http://www.JessicatheNanny.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	USA
Comments	My fiance thought I'd get a real kick out of your page. After reading out loud to him every single story I found funny well on past 1:30am on a work night, he no longer finds you funny. Thank you for fulfilling the lack of humor that has existed in the world, or at least in this hell hole called Los Angeles, we live in.

Guest 5,742 signed in on Wednesday, July 6th at 8:22pm

Name	Richard
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Jersey
Comments	Is it me or does everyone start to have their eyes bleed after reading a few paragraphs ? Why in the world would you put that much text on a BLUE background ?? Please be kind and change it so that you can get in line with the rest of the internet and be kind to your readers eyes. I couldnt read the rest because i was starting to have spasms. Cmon,, black text on white background,,

Guest 5,741 signed in on Tuesday, July 5th at 1:33pm

Name	Cass
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sussex
Comments	Love your "very endearing" sense of humour Mil. I just want to give you a huge cuddle and ruffle your hair but in a totally platonic way of course. You are so typically English. I was in stitches reading all of this and will certainly recommend you.The funniest part for me was your reaction to Margret's "What are you doing"?...regarding the Cd cases. I was convulsed on the floor and I am still chuckling. Well done and good luck with your forthcoming projects.

Guest 5,740 signed in on Tuesday, July 5th at 12:27pm

Name	Laura
My page	as if!
My URL	http://i dont think so....
Led here by	Barry
Location	London, thats in The UNITED KINGDOM FOR THE DICK HEAD AMERICANS
Comments	IS IT JUST ME OR DOES AN AMERICAN ACCENT MEAN YOU AUTOMATICALLY LOSE 100 POINTS?

Guest 5,739 signed in on Tuesday, July 5th at 3:09am

Name	Vere, pronounced Very for the slower ones!
My page	Very's World
My URL	http://groups.yahoo.com/group/VerysWorld/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Good ole USofA, MIDWEST no less!
Comments	Where to begin. . . an absolute delight and I have been searching for "others" and now know that I was right, I am sure that Margaret is one of a strange breed not yet identified by me, although, she's got a point about the clean bedding. Glad to know that I wasn't alone. . . after reading this in it's entirety I'm shocked that I had not heard of you before, and as an avid reader would have purchased your book without fail, makes me wonder what on earth is your marketing team doing? You should be disgustingly rich and famous. And as an American I don't get Californians either, the whole fault line and much much more just confuses the hell out of me. Looking forward to Barnes & Nobles tomorrow to pick up your books. Let me know if you need something to argue about I'ms ure I can help!

Guest 5,738 signed in on Monday, July 4th at 11:41pm

Aimee of California, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,737 signed in on Monday, July 4th at 6:37pm

Name	Peter
Led here by	Barry
Location	West Coast America
Comments	Mind you, any fight me and mah wife have ever had has been broken up by our Mom...

Guest 5,736 signed in on Monday, July 4th at 2:38pm

Jezbo sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,735 signed in on Monday, July 4th at 10:26am

Name	Peter
Led here by	Barry
Location	West Coast America
Comments	I think your page is really pathetic and a complete waste of time and energy. Do the world a favor a die!

Guest 5,734 signed in on Monday, July 4th at 4:10am

Name	Garret Koenigsfeld
My page	www.lemonparty.com.....lol
Led here by	Barry
Location	Iowa (hint: its in the middle of the US)
Comments	Wow, this sight is pretty funny, for a lobsterback. I'm 17 and waisting my time reading this stuff-its funny stuff though.

Guest 5,733 signed in on Sunday, July 3rd at 8pm

Name	jason
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Location	germany
Comments	I totally enjoyed reading about your life with Margret. Im stationed here in Germany and have a German gf Jenny who is extremely similar to Margret, a few times I wondered if you were writing about her. I'd ask her but she would yell at me for a while.

Guest 5,732 signed in on Saturday, July 2nd at 12:56am

Name	josephine
My URL	http://www.thebugsoflightning.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Portland, Oregon, NW USA (Blue State)
Comments	i love it, thank you for sharing! if only i'd found you sooner, i could have put the last 3 years at this job to way more entertaining reading than perezhilton.com. will check out the books and congratulations for keeping your skull mostly intact!

Guest 5,731 signed in on Thursday, June 30th at 11:08pm

Name	Dan Stuchbury
My page	Don't have one
Led here by	Magic
Location	Wiltshire, UK
Comments	This is brilliant! I've done absolutely no work today, which got me a bit of a bollocking, but who cares?! My eyes hurt and I've got a headache, but it was definately well, well worth it.

Guest 5,730 signed in on Thursday, June 30th at 2:59am

Name	Robbie Bonham
My page	robbiebonham.com
My URL	http://www.robbiebonham.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Dublin, Ireland
Comments	Very funny (and scary) reading, my good man.. Makes me think my own girlfriend's thought processes are not as haphazard as would first appear, although she has an uncanny ability to start conversations solely in her own head, and vocalise the climax of them to me without explanation of what ANY of it refers to....

Guest 5,729 signed in on Tuesday, June 28th at 5:43pm

Name	Ashley
My page	Dont have one......yet.
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Salt Lake City, Utah, U.S.A.
Comments	I, unlike Mariah (a previous enteree) enjoy being from Utah. I suggest anyone who dosn't like it here, just leave! It would rid me of the moronic logic of people who choose to live here, profess that it is an extreem (supposed) hardship, and all the while continue to reside here regardless!....Anyway, I love the website! Sure makes the time pass by at work, when I would other wise be staring away years of my life. Keep 'em comin' Mil!

Guest 5,728 signed in on Monday, June 27th at 8:31pm

Name	Deb Patrick (Kosier ,maiden name)
My page	Don't have one yet!
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Location	Ohio
Comments	Well, you certainly are in love, ain't ya? You put a smile on my face today. Thanx, Deb. P.S. I just got my computer and AOL subscription! I hope to have a homepage? soon!!

Guest 5,727 signed in on Sunday, June 26th at 3:57am

Name	Elise
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Location	US (Wisconsin)
Comments	I've had the site bookmarked for so long now that I'm ashamed to admit that I am not on the mailing list (something I will rectify momentarily). Clearly, I was born in the wrong country. You wouldn't (or maybe you would) believe how difficult it is to find people in the midwest who appreciate intelligent humor. Especially with the creation of "funny" movies like Napolean Dynamite. The next Monty Python and the Holy Grail my ass. Anyway, thanks for the much needed confirmation that I am not alone in the world of humor.

Guest 5,726 signed in on Sunday, June 26th at 2:18am

Name	Mariah
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Utah (i'm not proud of it) usa
Comments	What kind of name is Mil? It has to be short for something.

Guest 5,725 signed in on Friday, June 24th at 11:52pm

Name	Liz Poppe
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Victoria, BC. Canada
Comments	My husband has politely requested that I stop reading tmgaihaa because, he says, it's giving me too many ideas. In my defense I agree with Mil. Most of the time. Except when it comes to the 'I have to ask you to do everything/I do everything you ask' argument. I'm on Magret's side there. Clearly, he doesn't do everything I ask or we'd live on a houseboat surrounded by clean dishes.

Guest 5,724 signed in on Friday, June 24th at 8:54pm

Name	Shalen Hamar
My page	Sorry, no home page
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington State, USA
Comments	This is hilarious. I love it. Oh, and people who send pictorial Xmas cards ARE dreadful no matter what country they are in. For some reason bosses/managers are particularly prone to this.

Guest 5,723 signed in on Friday, June 24th at 7:26pm

Name	Colin Mackenzie
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Location	Souyh Africa
Comments	Had me enthralled for hours, on a Friday night, so you can guess how much I enjoyed it.

Guest 5,722 signed in on Friday, June 24th at 1:29pm

Name	Aaron Talley
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Brilliantly funny! Even though I was born American, I've always liked you Brits, except for Benny Hill, never got him, or Ab Fab, don't get that, either...pretty much I just watched Holy Grail about five million times, and I love talking with a british accent. (I'm working on typing with a British Accent, what do you think?) Anyways, thanks for sharing such hilarious stories, you've made my goofing off time at work so much more enjoyable (god, you probably think I'm going to ask you to marry me or something...) So on that note...ciao! (I actually live in Italy, so I'm allowed to do that)

Guest 5,721 signed in on Friday, June 24th at 1:05pm

Name	Neal
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	York, UK
Comments	No, I'm not up to 't' in my alphabetical circumnavigation of the web, this is catalogued under 'argued'... and thank god you did! best thing since 'things my girlfriend and i are planning on arguing about'!!

Guest 5,720 signed in on Thursday, June 23rd at 6:07am

Name	emma
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Location	bathrst
Comments	its kool:P

Guest 5,719 signed in on Wednesday, June 22nd at 10:46pm

Name	Karen D.
Led here by	Magic
Location	Alaska (The U.S., for those in the U.S...)
Comments	Funny, yes..but can I show my mother? Thanks for the best laugh I've had for ages..but Gad..now I didn't get the most important stuff on the day's agenda done. Will my husband appreciate me more after reading this? Or will he compile a list in his head about all of the little quirks we females might have in common? Maybe both. At least I'll get points for guiding him to some good belly laughs. And tears of pleasure.. By the way-- an Alaskan isn't really an American.

Guest 5,718 signed in on Wednesday, June 22nd at 5:05pm

Name	Lindsey
Led here by	Web page
Location	St.Louis MO
Comments	WOW.... I would love to hear Margaret's side of this story..

Guest 5,717 signed in on Wednesday, June 22nd at 3:58pm

Dan White of Decatur IL USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,716 signed in on Tuesday, June 21st at 5:36pm

Name	lieuwe
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	This page is 'living' proof what love can do to stick two people together. Any people, any body! Black/white ,maried/unmarried, man/man, girl/girl, man/girl/man, well you get the picture! So beware! And yes, you can get unstuck at anytime, just stop. Stop. If you want to...

Guest 5,715 signed in on Tuesday, June 21st at 5pm

Name	Ruth Mclean
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Location	Cardiff,UK
Comments	Love this webpage, so addictive, can't stop reading!!

Guest 5,714 signed in on Monday, June 20th at 2:54pm

Name	Anisa McClain
Led here by	Magic
Location	Tallahassee, Florida, USA
Comments	Love you, love your books, can't wait for the next :)

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Marie Adinolfi of Ithaca, NY; USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Name	w. vahap
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Location	turkey
Comments	very small

Guest 5,711 signed in on Saturday, June 18th at 5:32pm

Name	Josh Olmstead
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Location	Canada
Comments	I've read your book a bunch of times and I think its absolutly the funniest book i've ever read.

Guest 5,710 signed in on Saturday, June 18th at 1:52pm

Name	Hannah
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cambridge, UK
Comments	Bloody hilarious.

Guest 5,709 signed in on Saturday, June 18th at 12:11am

Name	Paul
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Location	Leeds uk
Comments	U a funny guy!

Guest 5,708 signed in on Friday, June 17th at 5:25pm

Name	dave
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Location	london (mostly)
Comments	Thanks for the extremely humourous page. Unfortunately whilst reading it I laughed so hard that I ruptured my spleen. The bill is in the post.

Guest 5,707 signed in on Friday, June 17th at 11:24am

Name	Mark
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Australia
Comments	Seriously funny stuff that. You have got to love a web page that not only makes you break out in sudden bursts of laughter, scaring your flatmates but also forces you to use google more than once for the meaning of words.

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Name	Ian
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Location	United States of America
Comments	RRRGH I DUN UNDERSTAND ANYTHIN SUBTLE. I UNDERSTAOOD PEOPLE HITTING WALLS. Quite thanks for helping me waste another boring summer day away without going on a HOMOCIDAL RAMPAGE.

Guest 5,705 signed in on Friday, June 17th at 2:39am

Name	Satan
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Location	Hell
Comments	Hi! I am an American twat who wonders why you don't get married to this woman whom you hate? goes off to find the seminude pictures of you

Guest 5,704 signed in on Thursday, June 16th at 10:49pm

Name	Dave Burchill
My page	Rated Dave - Pranx for All !
My URL	http://www.rateddave.ca
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Comments	My fruity co worker sent me this site. Best read in a long time! Keep er up!

Guest 5,703 signed in on Thursday, June 16th at 9:10pm

Name	Cath
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Liverpool
Comments	Re-reading TMGAIHAA tonight, thanks for writing such a great, funny book. Cheers.

Guest 5,702 signed in on Thursday, June 16th at 8:07pm

Name	Nicole
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Chicago IL
Comments	That's the most fun I've had today, truly outstanding. I also signing up for the mailing list. Looking forward to future updates

Guest 5,701 signed in on Thursday, June 16th at 5:52pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Magic
Location	KY
Comments	I get and truly appreciate your wit and sense of humor. I've also signed up for the mailing list. Keep up the good work!

Guest 5,700 signed in on Thursday, June 16th at 1:03am

Emily of South Carolina, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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