Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,600 to 5,699)

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Guest 5,699 signed in on Wednesday, June 15th at 9:46pm

Name	wayne palmer
My page	babylonandon
My URL	http://babylonandon.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wisconsin, USA
Comments	You are absolutely hysterical!!!! I just spent the last hour (when I was supposed to be working!!) enthralled with your tales about your girlfreind. This is the best summation of the joys of marriage/living together I have ever read. Thank you for the tears, the head ache and the sore ribs!!!

Guest 5,698 signed in on Wednesday, June 15th at 7:44pm

Name	Greg
My page	Virtual Kneipe
My URL	http://virtual-kneipe.de
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Schwartzwald
Comments	My German girlfriend have arguments like this, but I'm at a decided disadvantage because we argue in German: "Denkste? Na dann...um...wie war's wenn...er.. ich meine, ich hab' dir schon gesagt... (oder heisst das 'dich schon'?) ..."

Guest 5,697 signed in on Wednesday, June 15th at 7:15pm

Name	Eric
My page	Another Unknowledgeable Hack
My URL	http://unknowledgeablehack.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Denver, Colorado, USA
Comments	Thank you for making me laugh out loud...on a morning with a hangover, no less.

Guest 5,696 signed in on Wednesday, June 15th at 3:59am

Name	Mel
My page	Disturbed Ramblings
My URL	http://the-crazy-one.blogspot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Yenda Australia
Comments	Makes the arguements i have with my boyfriend seem normal. You really should turn this into a TV show.

Guest 5,695 signed in on Wednesday, June 15th at 1:56am

Name	Tracy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Great site

Guest 5,694 signed in on Tuesday, June 14th at 11:02pm

Name	Pat
My URL	http://www.euro-rail.org
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	home now
Comments	Brilliant! Spend life in hell to be able to write a book about it! Who says the British are not still capable of spectacular folly? Can't wait until Charles ascends the throne. No, not that one, the one when the queen mum passes on. And by the way, I recognize this webpage as being primarily an extension of an old Henny Youngman joke (as opposed to a new HY joke? Trick question, because there never were any new HY jokes) "Take my wife... please."

Guest 5,693 signed in on Tuesday, June 14th at 2:46pm

Name	urethra Franklin
Led here by	Magic
Location	Stockholm
Comments	fantastic stuff. Bill bryson meets Al Bundy.

Guest 5,692 signed in on Tuesday, June 14th at 10:48am

Name	Sandra Klass
My URL	http://saskia.blogdrive.com/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Brilliant! This made me laugh so much. Can't tell you how so many of the things you fight about strike a chord with every couple, but wait - I'm single and thank god for that! Keep on fighting! Ciao s

Guest 5,691 signed in on Tuesday, June 14th at 10:36am

Name	Mark Winchester
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	London
Comments	Life is just like this, I to have married a German Lady, they must be all like this. Thanks to the BT lady who told me about this site as she changed my details to a new home.

Guest 5,690 signed in on Monday, June 13th at 9:21am

Name	Josh
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, WA
Comments	Hell, if you can do it, I think I could too. ...You need your own television series, you could make millions. Maybe billions?

Guest 5,689 signed in on Monday, June 13th at 8:22am

Name	Josh
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, WA
Comments	Hell, if you can do it, I think I could too. ...You need your own television series, you could make millions. Maybe billions?

Guest 5,688 signed in on Sunday, June 12th at 9:47pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Phoenix
Comments	Face it Mil. after two children and some eighteen years, the term "girlfriend" is no longer accurate. "Common Law Wife" is looking more like it, you'll not be getting out of this intact. Be grateful for getting one with such spirit. My own Bitch From Hell, while as good as the next at dishing it out (well, maybe not the physical violence, which I bet you've exaggerated anyway), simply hasn't the stones to deal with _anything_ thrown in her direction. Imagine not being able to hand it back to Margret without truly and seriously hurting her feelings. This is Hell, I assure you. While you may, occassionally, hold your own (huzzahs for the victory over the "Hoovering") actually _winning_ any argument is out of the question for me. If her logical position is SO impossible that even she sees it _herself_, I'd better apologize all that much faster. I guess you have to go to Germany to find such spirit. sigh I particularly liked the portrait at the top of the "Things" page: an apparently normal, actually rather attraacive female, until you swipe the cursor over her! My guts are still sore from laughing at that one. Oh, and I can explain the thing about the nude photos: she wants some of you as a defense against the next time an ex-boyfriend pulls out the nudes of _her_. She's as embarrassed by them as you are, but right now the only thing she can do is blame it on you (and the British), which is weak. What you need to do is get plenty of nude photos of _her_ (the more graphic the better), and show them off when you're visiting the ex-boyfriend(s). "Yeah, nice breasts, indeed, and lookit _that_ - isn't that sweet!" Of course, I could be wrong: we Yanks are, after all, puritanical prudes.

Guest 5,687 signed in on Sunday, June 12th at 12:50am

Name	Joel B. Lipschultz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Warminster, PA USA
Comments	it is frighteningly like my life.

Guest 5,686 signed in on Thursday, June 9th at 2:33pm

Name	Martin G Franklin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dudley, England
Comments	My sympathies, if you change the name to Jeanette, you have my 'conversations'with my wife in a nutshell. What women will never understand, I think, is anything over one day old is inadmissible (coz I forget after two hours).

Guest 5,685 signed in on Thursday, June 9th at 8:04am

Name	Flavia
Led here by	Web page
Location	L.A. - CA - USA
Comments	You guys are a funny couple! I'd love to hear some cute stories, too. If you have any, that is. Wishing you all the best.

Guest 5,684 signed in on Wednesday, June 8th at 7:54pm

Name	Ruth
My page	Bringing The Rad.
My URL	http://bringingtherad.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Santa Cruz, CA
Comments	Your site is great! I love how painfully detailed the descriptons are. From an American who understands that the more you love someone, the more they drive you crazy. To anyone who doesn't get it: don't you people know not to take ANYTHING you read online seriously???

Guest 5,683 signed in on Wednesday, June 8th at 6:50pm

Shannon Lesko of Wisconsin sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,682 signed in on Tuesday, June 7th at 1:39pm

Name	Frank Elson
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Lancashire UK
Comments	"Things" is funny and clever - each as a result of the other, possibly. I do it as well, write "humour" and get paid for it. Now, after 37 years I'm worried that my editor will see the truth if he reads your stuff... Hang on, no problem, I've just realised he can't read. Carry on. And, despite my being 55, ugly, only 5'4" tall and still madly in love with my 60 yr old wife, I have to warn you to leave Alyson Hannigan alone... she's mine, all mine... zzzzzzzzzzzz

Guest 5,681 signed in on Tuesday, June 7th at 5:35am

Name	dinesh
My page	dc
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	haryana ambala india
Comments	i am wanted a friend are you ready for becoming my friend

Guest 5,680 signed in on Sunday, June 5th at 9:57am

Name	Margaret
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington (the state) - USA
Comments	I've probably already signed this before, but oh well! I wanted to say that I'm reading "A Certain Chemistry" right now. Apart from a) wondering if Mil's brain has been fried and this was written from experience, and b) trying to digest that Mil would actually write from God's point of view... it's actually really funny. The poor guy (the main character, not Mil) is stupid enough to think he can pull off cheating without getting caught, when really his guilt (so far) is the only thing slipping him up. Anyhoo - it's funny. If you have nothing better to do, I suggest reading it. Once I manage to find TMGAIHAB, I'll be reading that one too. Nice job, Mil. Oh, and I did notice that you just had to mention your beloved Alyson.

Guest 5,679 signed in on Saturday, June 4th at 10:13am

Name	Jill Showalter
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	This is a great sight. It's even funnier because it's so specific about stuff that's happened, let alone the fact that you two are still together. Congrats for that, it's a special thing to find someone you like so much. I'm glad you point out that you still do love her and want to be with her, despite the arguments you have.

Guest 5,678 signed in on Saturday, June 4th at 5:54am

Name	kayleen
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	sorry

Guest 5,677 signed in on Thursday, June 2nd at 4:32pm

Name	Tom Chivers
Led here by	Magic
Location	A basement office-slash-dungeon, London
Comments	So how does one go about requesting these "intimate audiences" with Mil that are occasionally highlighted prominently in red? Are your rates reasonable? And do you do... y'know... special requests? I think your readers deserve to be told. Particularly those of them with the same puerile, childish and frankly inadequate sense of humour as me. Make it so, ginger ex-mullet man.

Guest 5,676 signed in on Thursday, June 2nd at 5:39am

Name	Rhiannon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania, US
Comments	I just wanted to say that I've been reading this page for quite some time, and it has always been able to cheer me up. (I know, not your intention) But anyway, thanks for all of the entertaining stories.

Guest 5,675 signed in on Tuesday, May 31st at 3:46am

Name	svenny
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	canada
Comments	Oh man that's good stuff. I am Welsh born and married to a really German gal. Reading your site was like reading my own biography. Cheers mate.

Guest 5,674 signed in on Tuesday, May 31st at 3:38am

Name	Wendy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Inuvik, Northwest Territories, Canada
Comments	All of a sudden I feel much better about fighting with my boyfriend.

Guest 5,673 signed in on Tuesday, May 31st at 3:12am

Name	radia
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	minneapolis minnesota
Comments	brilliant. i laughed until i peed myself. no, really.

Guest 5,672 signed in on Monday, May 30th at 11:06am

Name	Dick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Sorry to be a party-pooper, but that has to be the biggest pile of shite i have ever read. You suck, and you cant possibliy be English, a sense of humour like that can only be American... Damien from Australia

Guest 5,671 signed in on Monday, May 30th at 5:52am

Name	Omar
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Bahrain
Comments	Funny stuff, I couldn't help myself from looking like a complete psychotic staring and grinning at the screen at my office, And this not being porn complete made me seem bonkers. BUt in general I felt you have opened yourself and shared what every poor guy goes through in a long term relationship. Kudos. I might make you adviser to me when I become emperor of the world.

Guest 5,670 signed in on Sunday, May 29th at 8:48pm

Name	lucija
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	sisak,croatia
Comments	just great...................

Guest 5,669 signed in on Saturday, May 28th at 3am

Name	Filthy
My page	'a'n't got one
My URL	http://no!
Led here by	Magic
Location	Oh no
Comments	The funniest thing on this site is the answer to the FAQ question: Because I only have a vestigial sense of humour... What am I? Not that the actual content isn't funny , but that was Skill with a capital Ace. I am also happy to oblige in fulfilling the next step in the FAQ progression You Two!!!!!!111 Stop it All round Very super. I thought I'd found a new an exciting experience. It wasn't until I'd finished the whole page that I realised I recognised the name from the guardian. Oh what an arse!

Guest 5,668 signed in on Thursday, May 26th at 9:26pm

Name	Timmy
Led here by	Magic
Location	St. Louis, MO - USA
Comments	I also had close contact with an insane German woman. My favorite thing was when we would visit her family, her uncle was very, VERY angry that Hamburg was bombed by the Americans during WWII, but seems to have forgotten what it was that the Germans did to bring on said bombings... Every foreign policy decision EVER made by the US is somehow my responsibility but the years 1939-45 are apparently in "time out" on the German side. Hilarious.

Guest 5,667 signed in on Wednesday, May 25th at 2:27pm

Name	Wolfy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Klaukkala, Finland
Comments	I've never had a boyfriend, but I can imagine what your arguments are like. I get to hear my parents shouting quite much, though... about electric bills, water bills, all kinds of bills... plus many more. Yeah, Mil, have strength and try to hold on ! Maybe the arguments cool down during the next years. PS. To everyone... Do you think it's normal for a maths teacher to say just before the exam: 'May the Force be with you.' ? Oh, hell, no. The teacher's got a problem, I say.

Guest 5,666 signed in on Tuesday, May 24th at 8:34pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Washington, D.C.
Comments	I no longer feel quite as alone in my matrimonial misery.

Guest 5,665 signed in on Tuesday, May 24th at 7:20am

renno sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,664 signed in on Monday, May 23rd at 3:35pm

Name	misti gray
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	This has got to be the most insanely hilarious website I have ever seen. I mean ever!!! You British....who knew you were so amazingly amusing! Were you out of the country when I was there? Oh, and by the way, Margret makes perfect sense to me....ok, well except the plant thing...but, hey everyone has their quirks, right?!?

Guest 5,663 signed in on Friday, May 20th at 6:06pm

Name	Marvin
Led here by	Magic
Location	At my desk..duh.
Comments	I now have to clean my computer screen clean of the soda that shot from my nose as I read about Margret's shower attachment that has a "Jumped by Thugs" setting in lieu of the more normal massage setting.

Guest 5,662 signed in on Monday, May 16th at 3:44pm

Name	Bibbity
My page	journal
My URL	http://livejournal.com/~bibbity
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Just ot the left of the garden gnome
Comments	About your problem with opening jars: Have you ever tried running hot water over the sides of the lid? It almost always works for me and I am probably one of the weakest crayons in the cabinet.

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Guest 5,660 signed in on Sunday, May 15th at 12:27pm

Name	Sobia
Led here by	Web page
Comments	well done

Guest 5,659 signed in on Saturday, May 14th at 12:56am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Topeka, KS USA
Comments	I would just like to say that I loved your page and laughed out loud through most of it. It's nice to know that my boyfriend and I aren't the only ones who have arguments over the most stupid, unimportant stuff. Throughout the site, I could clearly see that although you clearly love this woman and that is the most important thing of all. Thanks for taking the time to share this with the world and I'm looking forward to reading more through your Mailing List.

Guest 5,658 signed in on Thursday, May 12th at 12:41pm

Name	Jim
Led here by	Web page
Location	Nuremberg Germany
Comments	Can I join the club? My wife is german and a redhead too and also suffers from this curious affliction--you know all too well--of believing she is THE ONLY PERSON WITH A CLUE AND WE ARE ALL IDIOTS. I cannot count the times she has given me instructions to do things that were SO OBVIOUS TO ME. I can't think of any examples at the moment. Mine has a few other issues. Like the most important thing is WHOSE FAULT IS IT (unless its HER fault). What else? She wanted to start jogging so she bought some jogging shoes. I once asked her why she doesnt jog. ANSWER: my shoes will get dirty. Got to admit she was right about that. I haven't read all your posts yet but the EXTREME CLEANLINESS, a SENSE OF HUMOR I DO NOT UNDERSTAND NOR SHE MINE, a HANG for BEING BOSSY... But she DOES have her good points...very clean, a good mother, a hard worker and loyal. A lot of the things you write about are German things, as I am sure you know.

Guest 5,657 signed in on Wednesday, May 11th at 11:04pm

Name	Amy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Atlanta, GA, USAA
Comments	Your site had made me laugh out loud several times. I look forward to getting your emails. Thanks so much for documenting your arguments- I have used the site to show my hubby that we are not crazy- perfectly normal to have a knock-down-drag-outs regarding something like how to squeeze the toothepaste. Which by the way- should always be squeezed from the very bottom- never the middle! THANKS!

Guest 5,656 signed in on Wednesday, May 11th at 3:37pm

Name	Melissa
Led here by	Magic
Comments	If yall ever make a trip, and want to visit Elvis, we have a guest house. Southern Americans loads of fun! Just think of possible material. Reading your page last night with hubby and today to finish is better than Prozac. Thanks for the giggles and laughs. I'm feeling much better now! Anyway, we live close to Memphis, gravel roads and tons of Southern stuff. Gratefully, Melis

Guest 5,655 signed in on Tuesday, May 10th at 7pm

Name	Phillip Garding
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	North Bend, Washington, USA
Comments	I refuse to believe that anyone who has argued about so much has never argued about punctuation. And yet, I see no evidence of a battle over the proper placement of an apostrophe in a grocer's window sign, whether a compound sentence needs a comma or a semicolon or the ever-finicky use of hyphens, en-dashes, and em-dashes. Please tell me that you have argued about the basis of all civilization: the proper placement of punctuation symbols.

Guest 5,654 signed in on Tuesday, May 10th at 6:50pm

Name	lion
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i feel sorry for who ever wrote this site. what a waste of time eh? poor you.

Guest 5,653 signed in on Tuesday, May 10th at 6:48pm

Name	lion
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	crappest website in the world

Guest 5,652 signed in on Tuesday, May 10th at 5:45pm

Name	Kim
My page	Mischief & Blessings
My URL	http://mischiefblessings.blogspot.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wisconsin
Comments	I haven't laughed this hard in ages. I could see a bit of me (hopefull not too much, but you would have to ask my husband about that) in Margaret and that made me laugh even more. Thank you for sharing. I can't wait to start getting your emails.

Guest 5,651 signed in on Monday, May 9th at 2:21pm

Name	David Richardson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I feel for you man, I had a spanish girlfriends and we argued about which language to speak in, me correcting her english, wanting to go down the pub and "fuck girls" when I really wanted to just go and watch the footy and perv on girls. Also we use to argue about my wanting to stop blokes from touching her arse in la disco, spending 2hours outside of a club in the street saying goodbye to her mates. Her mum walking into the bathroom and getting her brush when i was having a dump and saying "Its only me, just a sec" MID-TURTLE!

Guest 5,650 signed in on Monday, May 9th at 2:21pm

Name	David Richardson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I feel for you man, I had a spanish girlfriends and we argued about which language to speak in, me correcting her english, wanting to go down the pub and "fuck girls" when I really wanted to just go and watch the footy and perv on girls. Also we use to argue about my wanting to stop blokes from touching her arse in la disco, spending 2hours outside of a club in the street saying goodbye to her mates. Her mum walking into the bathroom and getting her brush when i was having a dump and saying "Its only me, just a sec" MID-TURTLE!

Guest 5,649 signed in on Sunday, May 8th at 8:17am

Name	Karthik
Led here by	Web page
Location	Berkeley, CA
Comments	Excellent site...your writing is a joy to read. Seeing as I'm from California, I better get back to chanting mantras and leivtating now.

Guest 5,648 signed in on Saturday, May 7th at 3:08am

Name	Paul
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	BC, Canada
Comments	Hilarious... haven't had this good a laugh in a while. Keep up the good work! cheers!

Guest 5,647 signed in on Friday, May 6th at 10:55pm

Name	Tracy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Southern California, USA
Comments	My stomach hurts and it's all your fault. THANK YOU MIL!!! I haven't laughed that hard at anything in at least an hour (watching beginner rollerbladers fall on their ass was nearly as amusing). Keep it up (the writing, I mean)! "Turn the heating up, or down" ???! The woman's priceless! Congratulations!

Guest 5,646 signed in on Friday, May 6th at 10:42pm

Diane of Liverpool sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,645 signed in on Friday, May 6th at 7pm

Name	Hayley
My page	lost in devon blog
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/lostindevon/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Exeter
Comments	Hi Mil, just wanted to say cheers for the occasional mailing list, the books and the website. All keeping me entertained. I've put 'Things' on our recommended shelf at work (I do work in a book shop before you ponder that you're book is being recommended in Ann Summers). Keep up the splendid work. Best wishes.

Guest 5,644 signed in on Friday, May 6th at 5:44am

Name	joey
My page	blizoop
My URL	http://blizoop.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	pittsburgh, pennsylvania [usa]
Comments	haha...funny stuff. keep up the work. :)

Guest 5,643 signed in on Thursday, May 5th at 4:25pm

Name	Emily
My page	My Blue Little World
My URL	http://bluemeany.diaryland.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Baghdad
Comments	Just found you. Love you. Am now wholly devoted to you -- even though I am American. You've made my day in Iraq less dreary.

Guest 5,642 signed in on Wednesday, May 4th at 6:13pm

Name	Kelly Larson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Negaunee, Michigan, United States
Comments	I haven't had such a good laugh in a long while! I love the bit about the "Oh, pale, waltzing Lord" windchime-thing. I can actually hear you speaking even though I've never physically heard your voice. I love your style. Keep it up. I've told all my friends about you! -Kelly

Guest 5,641 signed in on Wednesday, May 4th at 1:06pm

Name	mete
My page	hello
Led here by	Search engine
Location	male
Comments	youcan write

Guest 5,640 signed in on Tuesday, May 3rd at 10:17pm

Name	Susan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oklahoma City
Comments	Thanks for the laughs. The fact that you are moved to write so much about Margaret speaks volumes. Keep having fun.

Guest 5,639 signed in on Tuesday, May 3rd at 1:11am

Name	terry
My page	dont have a homepage......
My URL	http://nope......... not one of those either
Led here by	Magic
Location	southend on sea, essex , england
Comments	damn your site about arguments is good ...took me a while to read it but i did and then promptly signed up to the mailing list ...wonderfully erratic and perfectly return-to-able keep up the good work margaret is like a cartoon charector...i love your use of language and example-ing...brilliant Terry

Guest 5,638 signed in on Saturday, April 30th at 9:32pm

Name	Rachael
Led here by	Magic
Location	missouri
Comments	good times...good times. that was the best book I have read. It helped me get through a 12 hour shift at work. Keep it up.

Guest 5,637 signed in on Saturday, April 30th at 6:04pm

Name	doug
My URL	http://discothekid.diaryland.com
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I fucking love your site so much it hurts to express it.

Guest 5,636 signed in on Saturday, April 30th at 1:35am

Name	Person
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Sydney, Aus
Comments	First things first, well written. Secondly, have you and Margret ever considered making a concerted effort not to fight for, say, a week? You know, just for laughs. Find out whether the world would implode, etc.

Guest 5,635 signed in on Thursday, April 28th at 9:37pm

Name	Andrea Sczendrey-Gorham
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Tecumseh, MI
Comments	Great site, allows you to beleive we are not alone!

Guest 5,634 signed in on Thursday, April 28th at 3:57pm

Name	flick
Led here by	Search engine
Location	portsmouth
Comments	LOVE the site! i like to see the arguements from the mans side! maybe margret should set one up aswell?! that would be a laugh!

Guest 5,633 signed in on Thursday, April 28th at 2:46pm

Name	April
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ohio, USA
Comments	I love reading about ur life. it sounds alot like arguments my husband and i have lol

Guest 5,632 signed in on Thursday, April 28th at 2:44pm

Name	April
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Ohio, USA
Comments	I like reading your stories. A few seem very similar to arguments my husband and i have had lol

Guest 5,631 signed in on Wednesday, April 27th at 8:14pm

Name	Lauren
Led here by	Magic
Location	California
Comments	Simply fabulous, Mil.

Guest 5,630 signed in on Wednesday, April 27th at 5:12am

Name	Carrie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Kansas
Comments	I loved reading through your web page. The "cleaning" stories about your girlfriend remind me of my own interactions with my boyfriend, while a lot of the other things she does or argues about remind me of things my boyfriend does. I passed the web site along to him.

Guest 5,629 signed in on Monday, April 25th at 7:01pm

Name	shut the fuck up
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	man u need to shut the fuck up, who cares why u fight, just shut the fuck up buddy!

Guest 5,628 signed in on Saturday, April 23rd at 11:51pm

Name	Nathalie M.
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I think your work is brilliant, and I'm doing a research paper on your humor techniques as we speak. Might I add that you have also taught me how to confidently bluff my way through life...THANK you...thank you...sob

Guest 5,627 signed in on Saturday, April 23rd at 10:52am

Name	Etty Dickinson
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, England
Comments	Hysterical. The tv remote thing alone is 50f my marriage in a nutshell. Never stop doing these Mil, please. BTW I am American (married to a Brit and living on his ancestral turf), but I forgive your blatant and misinformed generalizations about Americans because you're funny.

Guest 5,626 signed in on Saturday, April 23rd at 2:21am

Name	Da4no
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Pittsburgh, PA USA
Comments	Tell the truth, which takes longer, having the argument or describing it correctly? Which is more fun? Hehe

Guest 5,625 signed in on Friday, April 22nd at 4:51pm

Name	Erika
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Stockholm, Sweden
Comments	Actually got the web address off the cover of the Swedish edition of "Things my girlfriend and I...", which I found roaming the library's section of staff's favourites. Great book, great web page. Not only did it all make my day a whole lot better and prolong my life by way of laughter, but also gave me some good advice on how to hide my ignorance in the field of computers for at least a while longer...

Guest 5,624 signed in on Friday, April 22nd at 12:59pm

Name	astrid
Led here by	Web page
Location	dublin, via germany
Comments	thank you. my (irish) boyfriend would like to form a selfhelp group with you. i would like to form a selfhelp group with margret. didn't you know that moving tons of pointless old crap from one house to the next is an ancient german ritual? i mean, hey, i found a czech parking ticket in my car the other day. the last time i was in czechia was two cars ago. one time, my dear englischer friend, you will queue at our polished and mobile hung german doorsteps for recycled shop receipts. :-P

Guest 5,623 signed in on Friday, April 22nd at 12:20am

Name	Abby
My page	N/A
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ohio, USA
Comments	Loved "A Certain Chemistry." God's my favorite fictional character.

Guest 5,622 signed in on Wednesday, April 20th at 11:51pm

Name	Sean Brady
Led here by	Magic
Location	California, USA
Comments	Man, it's the story of our lives, isn't it? Interestingly, it sums my life up with my wife, who is also a raving loon. . . . but that's why we love these women, isn't it? If they weren't loons, we wouldn't be so unbelieveably happy!

Guest 5,621 signed in on Wednesday, April 20th at 6:53pm

Name	Paul
My page	I'm from the US of A, not your silly British isles where you yearn for the good ol' days of feudalism and bubonic plague, so we don't have titles. Besides, why would someone want a "homepage title," whatever that is? "Duke of West Homepage" just sounds downright loony. Really...
My URL	http://Stop asking me... and my names not Earl! (And you mispelt it anyway!)
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The epicenter of wacky californian crackpot mystic ideologies, the SF bay area.
Comments	Hey, I know a good therapist you guys should see, he... seriously though, I adore the page, it allowed me to fritter away another few hours of what would otherwise have been very productive, fruitful time in which I am certain I would have discovered the secret to cold fusion, which would have supplied the whole human race with a nearly limitless source of energy thereby creating a paradise on earth, in addition to providing a means to cook a bag of popcorn in under .5 seconds. I'd sue you, except for the unfortunate fact that I'm sure you're even more destitute than I am, seeing as how you must have wasted even more time than I writing all this tripe...

Guest 5,620 signed in on Wednesday, April 20th at 2:01am

Name	tique
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	And.........WHY do you two stay together??

Guest 5,619 signed in on Tuesday, April 19th at 12:29pm

Name	Ralph Unden
Led here by	Magic
Location	Stuttgart, Germany
Comments	Hello there, I really enjoyed reading your page during office hours, kept me from getting bored. Indeed sad it is you don't update the page anymore. Even though I ordered your first book to keep things going, I don't think I can read it at work, just makes people suspicious, not like staring at the screen for hours. Still, let me thank you; I find your stories somewhat amusing, I think especially the one about the valentines's day card shows alot what you and your wife are all about. I wish you the best (arguements of course...)! Best regards, Ralph Unden

Guest 5,618 signed in on Monday, April 18th at 3:38pm

Name	Carrie Smith
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cassopolis Michigan USA
Comments	I forgive you Mil, if only because you remind me(and obviously my friends) so much of my Idiot Husband, who, by the way also has red hair and does not understand that nail clippings are filthy disgusting things...and there IS such a thing a trash can, you know... and that my obsessive hanging of mobiles and crystats is NOT an illness, ...well anyhow, where was I? Oh yes. You remind me of my husband...and he says I'm a bit like Margret. Actually more than a bit, but that's not important. Give my regards to Margret--she sounds AWESOME!! My hubby and I have had great fun..and even got to revisit some old arguments, reading your page. If you're ever in the states look us up.

Guest 5,617 signed in on Monday, April 18th at 8:38am

Name	jeni
Led here by	Barry
Location	south africa
Comments	thoroughly enjoyed your page. looking forward to being on the mailing list and receiving updates and ramblings.

Guest 5,616 signed in on Monday, April 18th at 5:56am

Name	Lance
My page	Google
My URL	http://you guessed it...Google.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Houston, TX
Comments	yes, yes..Texas..George Bush..I know already. And if you say Houston, we have a problem I will get on the first plane and fly to England and slap you in the face and challenge you to a duel...or whatever you English do in that case. Here we call it "Bitch Slapping". On that note. Hello, I've just read "TMGFAIHAA" and loved it and am huge fan of your ranting. I wish I had a healthy outlet like that in which to vent. My wife is beginning to become annoyed with my complaints about her. She also says I don't know how to give a compliment. Anyways looking forward to another one of your books.

Guest 5,615 signed in on Monday, April 18th at 5:53am

Name	julia
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/witness_me
Led here by	Web page
Location	canada
Comments	YOU'RE AWESOME

Guest 5,614 signed in on Monday, April 18th at 5:49am

Name	William
Led here by	Web page
Location	MN USA
Comments	I must say your a lucky man. Its hard finding a spouse that can keep you on your toes both in general and intellectually. My wife is a tad crazy at times herself but its all good. If nothing else itll prepare for for debating my way out of hell when the time comes =). Keep up the good work and I hope you enjoy your time left on earth.

Guest 5,613 signed in on Sunday, April 17th at 10:34pm

Name	alex
My page	baselogic
My URL	http://www.baselogic.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Brighton
Comments	Er, this is actually a bit weird so I'll set the scene - it's very late at night and I'm limping to the end of the graveyard shift at my call centre job and I have already done all the other things imaginable to stave of boredom so I can justify leaving THIS message: When I was a kid I had a subscription to Amiga Power. I really was a kid - probably about 10 or 11, so it was the first magazine that I chose to bring into the house. I loved it unconditionally, and was introduced to skiploads of semi-interesting bollocks by cam winstanley and J Nash (I had actually always thought that J Nash was a fictional character, and was quite surprised when I found AP2 and suggestions that he actually, well, was). Point is, you obviously seem to have worked fairly extensively with those guys and when I read your column in the guardian the style rang a half forgotten bell... and it all came flooding back. so the point is that you and your panel lot shaped a large part of my cultural childhood. What would round this message off brilliantly would be to mention that it inspired me to write last year's booker prize winner and you've gained literary immortality through influencing another generation, but it'll come as absolutely no surprise that I've done nothing of the sort. What I did do was found an underground record label - all the press releases and text on the website is shamelessly stolen from the way that your lot put pieces together, because I write it all and consciously do it. So, the point is that your influence extends into one of the most obscure, but vibrant underground dance music scenes in the country. And I thought that was worth mentioning. And frankly, Mil, I'm glad I bothered to send this. cheers alex

Guest 5,612 signed in on Sunday, April 17th at 12:28am

Name	Angela
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	US
Comments	I truly believe your girlfriend and my fiance were meant to be together. But then, if that were to happen, I'd be left with nothing amusing to read while he is at work. Kudos.

Guest 5,611 signed in on Saturday, April 16th at 9:42pm

Name	Simon Daw
My page	Simon Daw's website
My URL	http://www.simondaw.freeserve.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	North Essex (UK)
Comments	Thanks for a fantastic read. I'm a teacher, and have had a rough first week back at work after the holiday; believe it or not, you and Margret have helped to keep me sane!

Guest 5,610 signed in on Saturday, April 16th at 1:08pm

Name	Arran
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	That Earthquake thing was classic!!! I swear is ure GF really like that! jeezusChrist

Guest 5,609 signed in on Friday, April 15th at 8:26pm

Name	Rusty Sandberg
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sugar Hill, GA
Comments	At the risk of sounding like a slacked jawed redneck from Georgia, I'm writing you to say that my wife has so many things in common with your girlfriend that I'm now more scared of her than I have ever been before. That last story about cleaning the microwave was the best. I've been there and done that. The exact same thing, I swear. I've wasted more time at work in the last three days reading you web page and I've announced it to all. Its quite possibley the funniest thing I've read in ages. If you ever come to Georgia I'll buy you a beer. I'll be buying your books next!!! Best Regards, Rusty Sandberg

Guest 5,608 signed in on Thursday, April 14th at 10:59pm

Name	Meemi
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Holland
Comments	I have just read that entire website about Margret in one sitting. It took me 3 and a half hours, I have sore eyes from the flickering screen and an aching back from slumping, but god it was worth it. splendid. Simply splendid.

Guest 5,607 signed in on Wednesday, April 13th at 8:50pm

Name	john
Led here by	Barry
Location	a small planet in an unfashionable arm of the spiral galaxy
Comments	Do you have stairs in your house, Mr. Millington? This is not very important.

Guest 5,606 signed in on Monday, April 11th at 3:52am

Name	Andrea
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA (don't blame me)
Comments	Dear LORD, you live my life... well actually my husband's life. It makes me want to change my exhausting ways and become a better woman. Pfft, then what fun would it be to be a woman? Cheers!

Guest 5,605 signed in on Saturday, April 9th at 12:58pm

Name	Fiona
Led here by	Barry
Location	adelaide, south australia
Comments	You know what? (stop trying to read this email in an australian accent. you cant do it properly, mate). Ok, so guess what? Ive never ... and I mean NEVER ... NEVER EVER EVER ... read a book and laughed out loud. No, its true. I mean, I might have smiled once or twice. The corners of my mouth might have turned upwards. I might EVEN have grinned a little or 'humph'd whilst reading other books. But never ... laughs uncontrollably hard for a looooong time "oh my god this is so f*cking funny!! Hey Jason ... listen to this! Isnt this us?" etc etc. I just want to say thanks. I bought your book at the Salvos and well ... it was WELL worth the $4 I spent! Whoever gave it away was five cents short of a dollar!! love ya mil! fiona xoxo ps. tell Barry at the Salvos (he's obviously a friend of yours) that he was right. That purple striped shirt really did make my ass look huge. pps. i know this entire message sounds sarcastic, but its truly not supposed to be. Let me get serious here for a moment and tell you what a truly treasured soul you are Mil - I will thank the powers that be forever for the ray of sunshine you brought into my life with 'Things my girlfriend and i have argued about'. (Even if you did set up this guestbook so that you are able to bask in the glow of our adoration and read continually why the whole of the educated world - and some of the uneducated idiots - think youre the best thing since push-up bras). ok time for me to go. buh bye. one last thing! I just read the FAQ as you demanded I do. I am a 22 year old female with jet black hair - to which email address do I send the naked pics?

Guest 5,604 signed in on Friday, April 8th at 9:17pm

Name	Robin
Led here by	Magic
Location	Washington, USA
Comments	Mil, you are a beautiful, wise, and intelligent person. The world is a much better place for your input. I admire you for having the creativity with which to amuse so many people. ^_^

Guest 5,603 signed in on Friday, April 8th at 3:03am

Name	DM
My page	Green Duckies And Other Tales of Dana
My URL	http://www.greenduckies.blogspot.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	US
Comments	Okay. I've been patient. I've reread Things and A Certain Chemistry several times. I realize that you're an artist and therefore you need to suffer for your work and blah blah blah. But dammit, I want the 3rd book and I want it now. You need to write faster. I'm just saying. Oh, I'll be in Portugal later this month. You're so lucky our layover is in Amsterdam. I'd be hunting you down otherwise (yes, I'm kidding. Not really a stalker)

Guest 5,602 signed in on Friday, April 8th at 12:48am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Search engine
Location	California
Comments	You're life is wonderful. The bit about going to the toilet made me pee. Not that you are keeping a log of when your guests pee but.. wow...

Guest 5,601 signed in on Thursday, April 7th at 9:34pm

Name	Benjamin Wintersteen
Led here by	Web page
Location	Arizona, soon to be Colorado
Comments	Wow. You have serious skill when it comes to engaging exposition. (Everyone need a little alliteration) I will join the ten million others who have suggested you put this in a book. Take comfort in the fact that all women are insane, and all men are stupid. Both of you are right.

Guest 5,600 signed in on Tuesday, April 5th at 11:24am

Name	Heath
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Birmingham, UK
Comments	Brilliant, really. Sorry if it sounds a tad sycophantic but stumbling across things really brightened up my day (probably due the fact that it made me feel less insane and there were other insane people out there)

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