Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,500 to 5,599)

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Guest 5,599 signed in on Monday, April 4th at 9:54am

Name	Mark Gibson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Seattle, Wa. U.S.A.
Comments	thanks

Guest 5,598 signed in on Sunday, April 3rd at 8:44pm

Name	James Appleton
Led here by	Magic
Location	St Neots, Cambs, England
Comments	Heh, Jonathon from the US has some kind of problem. Hilarious prat. Anyway, I love this site,, which I got into after I read the book of TMGAIHAA (which is the undisputed comedy book champion of the world). Mil, I love you and want to use the latest technology which allows the offspring of two males to be born to have your babies. Just kidding. Maybe...

Guest 5,597 signed in on Sunday, April 3rd at 7:13pm

Name	Erica
My page	America's Soapbox
My URL	http://www.americassoapbox.org
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	U.S. - Washington State
Comments	I love your site, although rather poorly designed, the content is absolutely hilarious! The best part was the FAQs for Americas. I about died laughing at your answer to the marriage bit, comparing it to not having a funeral for the dead.

Guest 5,596 signed in on Friday, April 1st at 1:35pm

Name	jonathan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	U.S.-GUESS WHICH STATE
Comments	YOU SOUND LIKE A WHINER WITH A SERIOUS HANGOVER. EVER THOUGHT ABOUT TRADING IN THE '74 SAAB FOR SOMETHING MORE FUN AND RELIABLE? ummmmm, why yes I am American. what's it fucking to ya?

Guest 5,595 signed in on Friday, April 1st at 9:20am

Name	mark
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Germany
Comments	I had a german girlfriend and when a i read your site i got a feeling of deja vu, there must be somthing in the water her.....

Guest 5,594 signed in on Wednesday, March 30th at 3:25pm

Name	Anna
My URL	http://homepage.mac.com/zisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Heh. I can't think of many things I'd have argued with my bf.. sure not enough to make a webpage. Or any given thing that is an issue, is something that is exactly the same for me, so can't say anything.. like leaving clothes on pile, wearing my or his clothes, being a few minutes late etc..

Guest 5,593 signed in on Wednesday, March 30th at 1:51pm

Maria of Macedonia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,592 signed in on Wednesday, March 30th at 1:51pm

Name	Maria
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Macedonia
Comments	You're great

Guest 5,591 signed in on Tuesday, March 29th at 3:19pm

Name	David
Led here by	Web page
Location	wacky California
Comments	Great website... it is undoubtedly the funniest thing to come from England since Monty Python! Neither one of you is Perfect, but you are clearly Perfect For Each Other. I wish you a long and happy life together. Until the day when your dead bodies are found, with your hands locked around each other's throats! :-)

Guest 5,590 signed in on Tuesday, March 29th at 3:18pm

Name	Kirianne Worthington
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Sidmouth, Devon, Uk
Comments	Mil, Speaking as a female myself I can relate and agree with some parts and others I just find helariously funny. My bosses have looked over at me laughing many times today shaking their heads agreeing I'm definately insane! Loving your work, keep it coming!

Guest 5,589 signed in on Monday, March 28th at 7:11pm

Name	No
My page	no
My URL	http://no
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	no
Comments	Why would you put up with that crap. There are WAY too many women out there to be botherd with a whiny bitch. AND NO, i did not read the FAQ I got better things to do with my time then ready the whiny FAQ from a coward who cant stand up to a bitchy woman.

Guest 5,588 signed in on Monday, March 28th at 3:13pm

Name	Giant GuyMAN
Led here by	Search engine
Location	LOME TOGO
Comments	I DEY HERE O O O O § § § § § § ! ! !

Guest 5,587 signed in on Monday, March 28th at 3:09pm

Name	Giant GuyMAN
Led here by	Magic
Location	LOME TOGO
Comments	I DEY HERE O O O O O OO ! ! ! ! !§ § § § § § §

Guest 5,586 signed in on Saturday, March 26th at 12:31pm

Name	Stu Wilson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Leeds
Comments	Are we married to the same woman????

Guest 5,585 signed in on Saturday, March 26th at 2:42am

Name	Jenn
My page	Jenniferjesus and the Jabberwock
My URL	http://zippy-2005.tripod.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada - Remember, we're the loyal ones?
Comments	I have just spent a scintillating three hours reading everything posted on your site; God help me, but it's true. There were moments when I felt shades of Douglas Adams; I recognised the acerbic British wit. good read overall, and I am glad to hear you are still posting on this topic somewhere. Clearly, your need to vent is greater than your need for adoration, so I'll bid you good night.

Guest 5,584 signed in on Friday, March 25th at 7:14pm

Name	cassandra
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	canada - not america - no it isn't - no. it. isn't.
Comments	This site has been a great way to waste time at work. Margret sounds terrific, I think she and I would really get along. I'm sure sure my boyfriend, and the poor sap who keeps asking if he really HAS to sit with his back to me here in the cubicle farm, would agree.

Guest 5,583 signed in on Friday, March 25th at 5:43pm

Name	Michael Atwell
Led here by	Web page
Location	US
Comments	Love the page, mate. Except for the bits about the plants, you've described my wife's behavior. Can't help but love them all the same, though, can we? All the best to you and yours.

Guest 5,582 signed in on Friday, March 25th at 9:10am

Name	Lindsey
Led here by	Magic
Location	America
Comments	You're right, it helped to read the FAQs. It's cute how you and Margaret have learned to put up with each other, but I still don't think it's healthy to fight that much.

Guest 5,581 signed in on Thursday, March 24th at 8:15pm

Name	Boxermom
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Dallas, Texas
Comments	You're a psycho!!!

Guest 5,580 signed in on Thursday, March 24th at 11:37am

Name	Jane
Led here by	Magic
Location	Coventry, UK
Comments	Told about this site by broth in law who lives near Dusseldorf, married to German woman - lots & lots of bells ringing as I read this stuff - hilarious and disturbingly familiar....

Guest 5,579 signed in on Wednesday, March 23rd at 10:47pm

Name	Campbell Rountree
My URL	http://www.xanga.com/KiwiCam
Led here by	Web page
Location	Auckland, New Zealand
Comments	Wow...I sympathise with you Mil. But it's great to see you let it slide and your still with her. Great site. I might do this one day. And by the way, if your in the country, feel free to drop by. Just don't bring her with you please!

Guest 5,578 signed in on Tuesday, March 22nd at 3:27am

Name	Zack Smith
My URL	http://zackwp.ath.cx:81
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Hello Mil, it's me again. Guess what today is? Did you forget? Ah, well, yu probably did. Today is Everyone Else In The World For God's Sake! I missed the time, but I'm not about to miss the date itself!

Guest 5,577 signed in on Monday, March 21st at 9am

Name	Megan Bester
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	South Africa
Comments	This is the best page ever! And to think I thought my husband and I were the only abnormal ppl in the world!

Guest 5,576 signed in on Monday, March 21st at 2:27am

Name	Pelle
My page	Maybe som other time :)
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	Hello.NOOOOOOOOO i dont ned your book.I have ben maried since i was 18 and are now 40 WITH THE SAME GIRL Yeeeeaaaaaa :)

Guest 5,575 signed in on Sunday, March 20th at 12:23am

Name	Jeff C. Davis
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	Sir, You are a genius. I suppose I should buy a book. That is all.

Guest 5,574 signed in on Thursday, March 17th at 9:28pm

Name	Guits Romo
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Yang province, China
Comments	Although you tend to write as though you were speaking, disorganization to a final point, it seems as though you have destroyed what may have been purely chaotic via the use of grammar....and to think you were doing so well. Thank you Mr. Guits Romo

Guest 5,573 signed in on Thursday, March 17th at 3:53pm

Name	Disa
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Iceland
Comments	Still loving your mailing list - wish you'd be a bit more active :) Read the things your girlfriend and you argue about again and again. I'm waiting for a new book My best regards to you and your family Disa

Guest 5,572 signed in on Thursday, March 17th at 3:19pm

Name	Tom Chivers
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Nothing greatly interesting to add; I'm sure another "LOL loved the site dude LAUGHED MY ASS OFF" sycophantic diatribe is the last thing you need. That said, I'm adding an entry anyway simply because I get a sad and borderline-sexual thrill from seeing my name in print, even if that print is on a niche-interest site in the far and unfashionable backwaters of the World Wide Web. So far, whenever I Google "Tom Chivers", I only seem to find American college basketballers and a destruction-derby driver. These people are simply not me. Therefore you can help me out by putting this entry high and proud on your guestbook and aiding my quest to finally Find Myself. On Google, that is. It's not a spiritual thing with the incense and the chanting. Oh never mind.

Guest 5,571 signed in on Thursday, March 17th at 12:40am

Name	Ted Reed
My page	A DM's Guide
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/games2/labyrinth/encounter.html
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	America/Kentucky baby
Comments	First off, I got this from a link on a porn site. So naturally, my wife started reading it. Your writing reminds me of Douglas Adams and Margret reminds me of readings from Mein Kompf. Enjoyed the page. Good luck.

Guest 5,570 signed in on Wednesday, March 16th at 11:03pm

Name	Dani
My page	would that it were...
Led here by	Magic
Location	Middle of barely anywhere, Indiana, US
Comments	Man, did I while away a lotta time here. Thanks for allowing me to practice the chance to be indolent, while getting me not only to laugh out loud, but to actually bring tears to my eyes-- that Chirstmas card picture thing had me holding my sides. Haven't had this much fun in ages...maybe since college. Oh yeah, and I'm a middle school teacher- every day at work that's not about bickering about who is looking at whom, is a laugh riot... Thank you thank you, a thousand thank yous, and a few more to Margret for being just insane enough to make Mil brillant.

Guest 5,569 signed in on Wednesday, March 16th at 9:34pm

Name	Colin
My page	a wu?
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	I'm here!
Comments	You cost my employer £56. Actually, double that since Geoff read it as well. In fact, I sent the link to Kirsty, so that's another 40 quid right there. And the sysadmin will see the link when he spies on our surfingn habits and probably read it, so they're out an additional 450 quid a day for the over-priced fascist. Where shall I get them to send the invoice?

Guest 5,568 signed in on Monday, March 14th at 3:01am

Name	Ona
Led here by	Magic
Location	Charlotte, NC, USA
Comments	Absolutely priceless!!!!!

Guest 5,567 signed in on Sunday, March 13th at 5:40pm

Name	rowena
My page	like i have time for that junk
Led here by	Barry
Location	unfortunately TN, USA
Comments	I have no questions because i really don't care that much. Also, it is sunday morning so i should be in bed still. This is really no substitute for a sleep-in, curse you! PS belated congrats on getting rid of the mullet. who am i talking to? no one reads this. pot plants are good for the environment....even YOURS. :)

Guest 5,566 signed in on Saturday, March 12th at 1:23am

Name	Kat
My URL	http://www.katicus.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Stanford, CA
Comments	Dear god -- read the page, bought the book, then came back and joined the mailing list. Truly the planets are aligned.

Guest 5,565 signed in on Thursday, March 10th at 2:41pm

Name	cathryn
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	my living-room
Comments	Thank-you for performing a small miracle right here in my living-room. While reading your epistle I laughed so hard that my husband left the live football game he was watching (yes really) to come over and check that I didn't need first aid. This proves beyond doubt that, despite his protests to the contrary, he really does have sensory perception outside of the screen. Life will never be quite the same again.

Guest 5,564 signed in on Monday, March 7th at 6:04am

Name	Kevin
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Philadelphia, Pa
Comments	I enjoyed reading this. I could have finished writing my paper and recieved a good score on it, but I found this much more entertaining.

Guest 5,563 signed in on Sunday, March 6th at 3:21pm

Name	Bubbakeg
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Texas
Comments	Comedy GOLD! Good job I laughed, I cried, I even wetted myself from laughing so hard. Not to mention the FAQs I am glad you directed me to them. I didn't have time to read the entire page but I will return soon to finish. Agian Bravo and good luck.

Guest 5,562 signed in on Sunday, March 6th at 9:40am

Name	Kehau
My page	kehaujackson.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Adelaide, Australia
Comments	I'm a stand up comic from Hawaii who married an Australian and moved here three yrs ago. Your site makes me laugh. Thanks!

Guest 5,561 signed in on Sunday, March 6th at 5:54am

Name	Libby
My page	http://ihateu@hotmail.com
My URL	http://dont have one
Led here by	Web page
Location	Hawaii
Comments	wow if u and ur girlfriend fought over all that pointless stuff then y are u having a kid together u idiot. i could have eaten lunch and dinner in the time it took me to read all that shit u fag. i dont no if this website was suppose to be funny cuz if it was it wasnt.i think u definatley have problems if u have all this time to mase this website. maybe if you have so much free time u could go get a job and support ur family. WELL HAVE FUN SHIT FACE!!!!! c'ya

Guest 5,560 signed in on Sunday, March 6th at 5:53am

Name	Ur
My page	fag
My URL	http://ihateu@hotmail.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Hawaii
Comments	wow if u and ur girlfriend fought over all that pointless stuff then y are u having a kid together u idiot. i could have eaten lunch and dinner in the time it took me to read all that shit u fag. i dont no if this website was suppose to be funny cuz if it was it wasnt.i think u definatley have problems if u have all this time to mase this website. maybe if you have so much free time u could go get a job and support ur family. WELL HAVE FUN SHIT FACE!!!!! c'ya

Guest 5,559 signed in on Friday, March 4th at 4:59pm

Name	Tup
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Austin, Tejas
Comments	Mil, Your wife sounds like a lovely woman. I'm so glad YOU have her. ;-)

Guest 5,558 signed in on Thursday, March 3rd at 7:40pm

Name	John Fowler
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Dundee, Scotland
Comments	LOL I laughed my ass off this site is currently working its way around the university i teach in. You have given me lots of new and interesting things to argue about, and she did over react i never stretched her underwear it was always that size, its not my fault if her a&^ is hu..... why is the keyboard covered in my blood

Guest 5,557 signed in on Thursday, March 3rd at 2:59pm

Name	Nate
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Mankato, MN
Comments	Funny shit, true though

Guest 5,556 signed in on Thursday, March 3rd at 2:12pm

Name	Jason
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Duluth, MN
Comments	Awesome!!! Laughed all night with my GF.

Guest 5,555 signed in on Thursday, March 3rd at 5:03am

Name	Michael
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington, DC
Comments	Absolutely hilarious, man. You've had me laughing till it hurts for hours on end and graciously saved me from getting much of anything productive done today. Thanks for the frequent condolences on our President by the way (I know, I have to share a city with the man...luckily he's on vacation for the 287 days of the year he's not planning the next invasion). Last November officially recognized that some 51f Americans have gone completely insane and re-elected one of their number to run a country with thousands of nuclear weapons (The Weekly cover was totally appropriate by my estimation). Hazard to say that being a sane person (again, by my estimation) in the US right now is comparable to your living situation? Though, Margret can't really 'slam her fist down on the nuclear button'...can she? In any case, your caustic wit comes as a breath of fresh air across the steaming pile of trash that passes for humor (OK, I'll 'humour' you) on this side of the Atlantic. 'Cheers' Mike P.S. One of the most interesting (and borderline insane) people I have ever know was German, so I feel you on that one. Example: he wanted us to walk up the stairs of the entire World Trade Center (thankfully only one building) for fun, the next time we were in NYC. For obvious reasons, this wound up not happening as we didn't make it there before a certain September morning (though I swore he would find a way). Good Luck!

Guest 5,554 signed in on Wednesday, March 2nd at 6:58pm

Name	helen bubbles
My page	the bubble project
My URL	http://www.thebubbleproject.moonfruit.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	sunderland uk
Comments	i heart u and margret

Guest 5,553 signed in on Wednesday, March 2nd at 4:01pm

Name	Emma Chadwick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Nr Manchester
Comments	This is the funniest thing I've read eerrrmmm ever! Lol!

Guest 5,552 signed in on Wednesday, March 2nd at 8:20am

Name	Ash
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	New Zealand
Comments	The only reason I can think of that you haven't shot Frau Mil is the "What the fuck is she gonna come up with next" factor.

Guest 5,551 signed in on Wednesday, March 2nd at 1:01am

Name	Alison
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	America
Comments	Thank you for sharing your ramblings with those of us too lazy to post our own. My apologies regarding all of the "Wacky Californians" and anyone else who thinks that you in any way dislike Margret

Guest 5,550 signed in on Tuesday, March 1st at 4:40am

Name	JonsYJjeep
Led here by	Search engine
Location	bremerton,wa
Comments	holy cow your guys argue alot. man divorce the bitch.

Guest 5,549 signed in on Monday, February 28th at 10:21pm

Name	chad
Led here by	Web page
Location	canada
Comments	I can TOTALLY agree with you on the calling of your name bit. But for me its when my mom calls my name in that high pitched screaching noise. It sends shivers down my spine even if its only to call me for supper or somethign simple. I feel your pain!!!

Guest 5,548 signed in on Monday, February 28th at 12:33pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	Magic
Location	Rose street Edinburgh
Comments	Hey Mil..just wanted to say that i recently read yr second book(in one and a half sittings) and i thought it was even better than the first...although God is probably right about the whole chemistry thing..i do think we should hold on to the true love notion..it's a bit like believing in father christmas right?We all know it's some silly story but wow how amazing would it be if he really is out there? I was on yr mailing list for a while but then i moved to a house with no internet acess and my e mail got shut down, but it is nice to see that you and Margaret are still batteling away together..after the Jen and Brad shock split i don't think i could have coped if u guys had gone yr seperate ways!! (mind you Jen and Brad surely just discovered what we all knew anyway..that they are infact twins seperated at birth) Will there be another book soon? Hope so.

Guest 5,547 signed in on Monday, February 28th at 1:57am

Name	David Kristjansson
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	Well, I was being paid for most of the day to read your 'arguements', not that my employer knows that of course. Thanks for the laughs, it reminds me of my dad and his wife, insane arguements over everything important in their sphere of reality. cheers to you and your girlfriend, long may you argue.

Guest 5,546 signed in on Monday, February 28th at 1:36am

Name	Stella
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	What a fucking idiot waste of oxygen you are. May you roast in the hell of your own creation.

Guest 5,545 signed in on Monday, February 28th at 1am

Name	doobly boobly
My page	www.doobilyjubilee.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	BEST DAMN COUNTRY ON EARTH
Comments	AFTER READING THIS WEBPAGE (WELL, SOME OF IT ANYWAY) I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND OF NINE YEARS. THANK YOU FOR FORCING ME TO COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ARGUING WITH SOME SCHMUCK THAT PROBABLY WON'T EVER MAKE MORE THAN $19,000 ANNUALLY ANYHOW. NOW THAT'S LOVE.

Guest 5,544 signed in on Sunday, February 27th at 10:31pm

Name	Goofy Loud American Male
Led here by	Web page
Location	Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Comments	You owe me a keyboard and monitor. I sprayed so much coffee over both they are now broken. Please send the cash, in small bills, ot an address that will be disclosed at a later time. Do this, and I will send you a spray that will quickly kill all of the house plants that bug you so.

Guest 5,543 signed in on Sunday, February 27th at 12:51pm

Mil adds	(Entries 5,539 - 5,543 were, for info, all made by the same person. ('tommy' - no capital. Three mistakes in his one sentence of flashingly brilliant insight. AOL user. Montana.) I couldn't possibly bring myself to delete any of them, as it's simply wonderful to see how his ideas progress and develop: honed and polished over the course over four iterations and eight minutes of contemplation - Mil.)
Name	ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS
My page	ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS
My URL	http://SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
Led here by	Search engine
Location	ASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASSASS
Comments	FUCK ASS SHIT FUCKER PISS ASS NUTS FUCK DAMN BITCH COCK BLk91

Guest 5,542 signed in on Sunday, February 27th at 12:47pm

Name	FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
My page	FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
My URL	http://FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Led here by	Search engine
Location	FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Comments	FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK shit piss

Guest 5,541 signed in on Sunday, February 27th at 12:45pm

Name	awet
My page	aerg
Led here by	Search engine
Location	asdg
Comments	fuck

Guest 5,540 signed in on Sunday, February 27th at 12:45pm

Name	adfg
Led here by	Search engine
Location	zdf
Comments	fuck

Guest 5,539 signed in on Sunday, February 27th at 12:43pm

Name	tommy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Montana
Comments	You should divorse her, You would save alot of money.

Guest 5,538 signed in on Saturday, February 26th at 8:26pm

Name	Simon Cheesley
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	Well...trying not to be a twat :) thanks--I enjoyed the read--I am apart from my wife right now, due to visa rather than personal reasons, reading SOME of your arguments gave me quiet happy thoughts of her, thanks. Especially the `you want to sleep with her' line on the ski lift. My wife being someone who FORCED, honestly, me to watch a beauty pageant on TV only to throw things at me and tell me i did not love her when, after being asked what I thought about a contestant, I commented that a girl had too much makeup on and looked crap--logic?? the fact that I had an opinion meant I was looking :) And with a view to being balanced--tell margaret to keep it up on the freezer--having just removed everything from its box to fit all the bargains in mine lol go girl!!! Thanks for an entertaining afternoon it certainly beat the rubbish on tv

Guest 5,537 signed in on Saturday, February 26th at 2:12pm

Name	Jason
Led here by	Barry
Location	Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
Comments	Great website...I couldn't stop from laughing out loud. Being an american,I think you're wrong about the minority of us being "moronic wankers"... It's clearly the majority.

Guest 5,536 signed in on Saturday, February 26th at 11:54am

Name	doug
Led here by	Web page
Location	arkansas
Comments	You suck, Your wife is a beyatch, and I hate you.

Guest 5,535 signed in on Friday, February 25th at 8:19pm

Name	Missy
My page	The Fabulous Life of the Green Eyed Girl
My URL	http://greeneyedgirlslife.blogspot.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Illinois (You never mentionus, by the way...we're much better than Californians)
Comments	It was great reading. I really enjoyed it, and it sounds a lot like my ex-husband and I, so I know how you feel. Like playing tug-of-war with a Mack truck somedays, and exercise in futility. Keep it up.

Guest 5,534 signed in on Friday, February 25th at 7:52pm

Name	Steve
My page	dont have one
My URL	http://look up
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	Funny Stuff. I agree with you that the majority of the internet is filled with morons. It's unfortunate you stopped updating your page because of them, but I joined your mailing list, so hopefully I will continue to get updates. :)

Guest 5,533 signed in on Friday, February 25th at 5:54pm

Name	rutger mccool
My page	Tribute to the Cool-are you?
My URL	http://tributetothecool.co.nr
Led here by	Magic
Location	Hell
Comments	Cool

Guest 5,532 signed in on Friday, February 25th at 3:34am

Name	Ben
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	I was just reading the bit where Margret was talking to the people on the television. Apparently, so my mother recently told me, my Father (who is also german) used to refuse to watch a certain program because he didnt believe someone could be so stupid. Then he saw an interveiw of the said actor , who wasnt really so stupid as they acted. So I came to the conclusion it must have something to do with germans. ;)

Guest 5,531 signed in on Thursday, February 24th at 10:52pm

Name	Amy
My page	n/a
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	VT
Comments	Just was curious as to why you were talking about homosexuality screwing with marriage when you haven't even married your girlfriend of 16 years yet? BTW I do not support homosexuality-- just your comment struck me as kind of funny, considering.

Guest 5,530 signed in on Thursday, February 24th at 12:18pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Get a Divorce

Guest 5,529 signed in on Thursday, February 24th at 10:08am

Name	Ben
My URL	http://powergamersanonymous.blogspot.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	i found a link to your site through a Blog site. http://ihatemyflatmate.blogspot.com/2005/02/long-showers.html I read until 2:30am and couldnt stop laughing. and now i discover you have books ... wow Keep up the good work, its great. :)

Guest 5,528 signed in on Wednesday, February 23rd at 9:25am

Name	Rob
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	I was married to a German for 13 years, I have now finally found closure. Thank you.

Guest 5,527 signed in on Monday, February 21st at 10:40pm

Name	ARMAGHSNIPER
Led here by	Barry
Location	IRELAND
Comments	MIL, YOU SHOULD REALLY REALLY REALLY WRITE A SEQUEL TO TMGAIHAA IT IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE BEST BOOK I HAVE EVER READ. BIT OF A LETDOWN AT THE END THO.DO YOU THINK YOU EVER WILL?

Guest 5,526 signed in on Sunday, February 20th at 11:17pm

Name	Eric S. Harris
My page	Money Mouth - At the corner of Bayes and Lloyd's
My URL	http://www.moneymouth.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Louis MO (Florissant, technically, but who the hell knows where that is, other than St. Louisans, past and present?)
Comments	You frighten me, sir. Either you choose to live with a lunatic, or your imagination is a geyser of alarming fiction, nay, lies. Or A and B: your imagination has exaggerated mild-to-moderate lunacy to appear as full-bore, copper-plated, plutonium-enhanced high-functioning psychosis. Keep up the good work. P.S. Just read the FAQ. Never mind.

Guest 5,525 signed in on Sunday, February 20th at 9:40pm

Name	heather
Led here by	Barry
Location	oh, god must i? memphis, tn
Comments	this page is first rate and you are clearly the cream of britannia's crop. i look forward to the email list. have a good day and thanks from this canadian for the grins

Guest 5,524 signed in on Sunday, February 20th at 12:53pm

Name	D.H. Cesare
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oklahoma City, OK
Comments	Funny stuff, and take it from one with 23 years experience, it doesn't improve.

Guest 5,523 signed in on Sunday, February 20th at 7:21am

Name	kyle walker
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sadly, at the moment, Texas.
Comments	Two Words: weeping with laughter. ~a Wacky Californian

Guest 5,522 signed in on Sunday, February 20th at 6:28am

Name	Terry Tennick
Led here by	Web page
Location	Scotland
Comments	Absolutely brilliant read, and one that reinforces my belief that all women are in fact utterly insane. Good luck. terry

Guest 5,521 signed in on Saturday, February 19th at 2:58pm

Name	Paul Finney
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ntl head office
Comments	Brilliant, in an office where nothing happens a lot of the day, your web page has filled many a would-be boring days with mirth and spurts of laughter. It also made me aware that there are indeed other women out there with specially honed arguing skills like my girlfriend, although i admit yours has a unique quirkyness. All the best Finney

Guest 5,520 signed in on Saturday, February 19th at 2:13am

Name	Bart
Led here by	Barry
Location	The Netherlands
Comments	I just read the entries that were actually on this page and am right now contemplating whether or not I'm going to sign up for your mailing list, but I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised that I'm not the only person who's in a relationship like that. In all honesty, I linked my girlfriend to this page with the question "What does this remind you of?" and she immediately said "us." Of course, our examples are different, but we too argue for the sake of arguing most of the time, while keeping in the backs of our heads that we do indeed love each other. Reading this has been a refreshing experience and I thank you for it.

Guest 5,519 signed in on Friday, February 18th at 6:54pm

Jennifer Sporer sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,518 signed in on Friday, February 18th at 3:26pm

Name	Bunny Jumps
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	I hope the reason my boyfriend emailed your site to me was because he too finds the idea of Margret's behavior being described as "insane" as UTTERLY LUDICROUS and yet another example of the British Male Majority (BMM)'s complete lack of empathy with the beautiful and creative angle through which us feminine types view the world. Or I shall remove his gonads using the teaspoon in the cupboard, whose sides I have sharpened for such an occasion)

Guest 5,517 signed in on Friday, February 18th at 10am

Name	Adrian
My URL	http://www.gentryweb.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Dear Mil, Congratulations on a very nice site. I found reading it very edifying and appreciate having seen it as I now feel that I haven't got it so bad after all. Best regards, Adrian

Guest 5,516 signed in on Thursday, February 17th at 5:50am

Name	DOUGLAS FOWLER
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	ANACORTES ,WASHINGTON,U.S.
Comments	THANK YOU.WHAT A NICE PLACE TO VISIT.IT IS REFRESHING TO HEAR THE THOUGHTS OF CREATIVITY BEING POURED OUT UPON THESE PAGES.I LIVE IN AMERICA.IT IS DIFFICULT TO BE AWARE IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES,AND MORE DIFFICULT TO VOICE THAT AWARENESS.GOD HELP US ALL....

Guest 5,515 signed in on Wednesday, February 16th at 10:52am

Name	Julian
Led here by	Magic
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	My girlfriend thinks Mil's mad - and that Magrat sounds fine. Do I have to say anything else? My only remaining puzzlement, though ... why did she send me this link?

Guest 5,514 signed in on Wednesday, February 16th at 7:15am

Name	A.J.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Germany
Comments	I am not going to make any comments about your wife...good or bad. I am not going to say that i am in the same universe OR that similar things happen. What i am going to say is this: I sympathize with you for i am set to marry a German Lady soon. All the things you say hit home, and i get a good laugh at them because i see many similarities in this. My conclude that it is a German thing, we just do not understand. I am American, in the military stationed at Ramstein AB. She is a German national, half German half Brazilian (good GOD what am i getting myself into), and a very wonderful woman (had to add that last). I wish you lots of luck in your future.

Guest 5,513 signed in on Tuesday, February 15th at 2:25pm

Name	Mark Stacey
My page	Dialysis - taking the piss every month
My URL	http://www.dialysis.co.uk
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Wolverhampton
Comments	At the risk of sounding like a stalker, did you find anything good in Poundland on Saturday?

Guest 5,512 signed in on Tuesday, February 15th at 5:03am

Name	Rob Robinson
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Twat!

Guest 5,511 signed in on Monday, February 14th at 10:36pm

Name	rob
Led here by	Magic
Location	Montana
Comments	You silly Brits. Out here we just shoot our mouthy wives w/ an automatic weapon and stick them in the freezer w/ all the dead cattle.

Guest 5,510 signed in on Monday, February 14th at 2:50pm

Name	anu
My URL	http://www.karmadrive.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Finland
Comments	Sounds Horrible! Im sure u love your wife, but dont u think she sounds a little bit grazy after reading about all the weird things u argue about, or she accuses u? Get a life people. All those things u spend time arguing about, are not important at all, really! You just waste your energies. Funny site anyway, I just hope all those stories are not true.. f23

Guest 5,509 signed in on Sunday, February 13th at 8:13pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Jersey
Comments	The worst thing in the world is having discovered this page while employed. I spent many days...weeks...months worth of my employer's time reading this lovely page, fist shoved in my mouth in a sometimes useless effort to prevent peals of laughter from echoing through the cubicles. The problem of course (for those of you interested enough to read on) is that Ive since left my job and started law school...eek. Now if there is anything in this world that one needs a distraction from its studying for law school. How I feverishly wish, as I toil away in front an office memorandum detailing the ramifications of current federal civil forfeiture law (yeah Im just as interested as you are), that I could skip back in time, decline a friend's polite invitation to check the link to this page that was contained in an email sent while wasting company time, so I could just now be discovering the glory and hilarity of this page. Ugh, Mil, I love you and hate you.....

Guest 5,508 signed in on Friday, February 11th at 4:45pm

Name	Keith Cotton
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Somerset
Comments	I stumbled on your site by accident, searching for 'sainsbury'. How do you do that? Consequently, the bouquet I wanted to arrange to have delivered on Valentines day is now sold out. You will appreciate that my totally reasonable excuse that I was reading your web page will not be accepted. Until today I thought that my wife was unique; mildly schizophrenic, mad as a hatter or suffering from some other mental illness. Now I realise that it was just my naivety and that she is just another of that species called 'woman'. Thanks for a brilliant insight. Look forward to your mails. Regards, Keith P.S. Curtis Brown rejected me, as have several others, but I have not reached Stephen King proportions yet.

Guest 5,507 signed in on Friday, February 11th at 10:56am

Name	Lidija
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	PPS - so sorry for misspelling 'exhilarating'. Feel very stupid. Forgive. Cheers :)

Guest 5,506 signed in on Friday, February 11th at 10:53am

Name	Lidija
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Belgrade, Serbia
Comments	Goodness gracious me, in all my (alphabetical! - you think that's a joke, don't you... eh...) trawlings through the web never have I had my heart lifted so dizzyingly (sp?) by a text on any subject. I'm dating a man I now realise must be Margaret's long lost twin brother, (the utter recognition of many situations mentioned was both exillarating and painful) and at times I swear I think it's all I can take (been at it for 8 years now, thanks to nothing but my angelic (euphemism for masochistic) patience) but having read this I realise all my qualms about our upcoming marriage are just silly really. Mil the Rescuer of Souls!! :) Heartfelt thanks. L PS usually I'm a silent observer of web-life, this is only the second thing I've tried to post anywhere, ever. First one was a warm supportive letter to the Bonsai Kitten site, but I think that might have come back to me with an 'you are a depraved freak and as such cannot be allowed to post any of your thoughts on the web and potentially pollute innocent minds'-type error message... So in fact this is my first post anywhere! Hope it makes it through! PPS - really cute children! And so wonderfully adjusted...

Guest 5,505 signed in on Thursday, February 10th at 3:41am

Name	James Hutcheson
My URL	http://www.members.shaw.ca/jmhutch
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	If you are ever in BC, drop me a line - we'll go for a pint or 4.

Guest 5,504 signed in on Thursday, February 10th at 2:44am

Name	Jonathan DeLong
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canyon, Texas
Comments	I just felt the need to add my name and comments to the 5,500 already posted in here, hoping that the act would somehow make me feel significant. Anyway, I really like your site. People with your perspective, humor, and vocabulary are hard to come by around here. Now I am off to the nearest drive-through window to purchase copious amounts of alcohol and ammunition. Hasta la Vista.

Guest 5,503 signed in on Tuesday, February 8th at 1:09am

Name	Paula Schmidt
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Coolum Beach Australia
Comments	I must drive Liam my partner nuts. I'm another Margret.

Guest 5,502 signed in on Saturday, February 5th at 10:33pm

Name	bethany hunt
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	devon, uk
Comments	mil, my man. love the book, column, whatever. you must be a good writer, cause i'm starting to get REALLY ANGRY with margret for being such a grumpy cow. i think i'm taking this all a bit too seriously, and should go and have a good lie down. could also be oedipal complex kicking in.

Guest 5,501 signed in on Saturday, February 5th at 11:29am

Name	Rhian
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cardiff, Wales
Comments	Mil - You ROCK!! I might be female but i love your humour - its so me! You guys are great. Thanks to Adam for showing me the way to this pearler of a page :)

Guest 5,500 signed in on Thursday, February 3rd at 11:28am

Name	woongs
My URL	http://www.cyworld.com/woongkis
Led here by	Web page
Location	korea
Comments	hi~ actually i can't understand this page. because my english ability is not good now. i hope read this page and after feel funny or just so or whatever. these days are strange. it's not good. but i don't know what is strange things or fault things. i might know answers. anyway nice dream@@

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