Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,300 to 5,399)

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Guest 5,399 signed in on Wednesday, December 1st at 10:04pm

Name	joe
Led here by	Barry
Location	malaga
Comments	i thought your first book (tmgaihaa) was hilarious and so true. I'm now halfway through a certain chemistry and its so funny i've shit myself (twice) cheers for making me laugh

Guest 5,398 signed in on Wednesday, December 1st at 8:19am

Name	ANOOP
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	INDIA
Comments	I have probs with my girlfriend too... everytime that makes me aslo in probs n restless.... happy to read ur page. it was a nice one. warm wishes with love. byeeeeeeeeeeeee

Guest 5,397 signed in on Tuesday, November 30th at 8:05pm

Name	Brandon Savage
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Dallas Tx
Comments	ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND ARE HAVING SOME PROBLEMS I ALWAYS HEAR SOMETHING BAD ABOUT HER EVERY DAY SHE KNOW THAT I LOVE

Guest 5,396 signed in on Saturday, November 27th at 5:25am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Mexico
Comments	I think Margaret is absolutely fabulous! And you... well, you seem okay. A bit funny and all. But that Margaret...

Guest 5,395 signed in on Friday, November 26th at 11:50pm

Name	markus
My page	wilth.net
My URL	http://wilth.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	austria
Comments	Hillarious, absolutely great. I think I will buy your book.

Guest 5,394 signed in on Friday, November 26th at 9:46am

Name	pete kirby
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	brilliant, yet so re-assuring that if i think i have it bad, all i have to do is come here are read this for an hour or so. keeep up the goodwork pete

Guest 5,393 signed in on Thursday, November 25th at 9:09am

Name	Marcel
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Holland
Comments	Hi man, J esite zit lekker in elkaar. was je relatie ook maar zo goed. Echter is het zeer herkenbaar. Mijn ex was idem. Vandaar ex. Of je bezit een goed gevoel voor humor of je bent onvoorwaardelijk met het verbonden. Hetgeen mij niet mogelijk lijkt. Zal het zijn omdat je twee van die vleesbonkies van jezelf hebt rond huppelen en niet de lef kan vinden om die draak te lozen omdat het vluchten in een pc en toetsenbord je beter afgaat en je jezelf cotinu afvraagd ..maar mijn kinderen dan. De mogelijkheden die je hebt is niet aan de creatie je vriendin genaamd. Deze is vervolgens haar zwangerschap(pen) in een hormoniale desorientatie belant. En het hierdoor een dusdanige vorm geeft om jouw het leven te laten beteren. En haar eigen gedrag steeds kwalijkere vormen aanneemt. Mischien is het Duits eigen. Mischien is het Engels eigen om je op de kop laten pissen door je (soulmate) gaat,laat en doe my friend. I hope u did understand some. Have a nice (W) (L) ive

Guest 5,392 signed in on Wednesday, November 24th at 1:24pm

Name	harry stead
My page	google
Led here by	Search engine
Location	birmingham england
Comments	thought this is a fantastic web site, pur commecical genius, how do u stay with her? and does she know u have this website dedicated to your everyday struggle to survive? found the site on the of chance. actually lookin for fishing tackle! may you live happily ever after, so glad im gay best wishes harry stead

Guest 5,391 signed in on Wednesday, November 24th at 10:04am

Name	sniperkiller
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Lou, Great way to get the FBI crawling up your ass. Fuck-stick.

Guest 5,390 signed in on Wednesday, November 24th at 2:07am

Name	Rikki-Leanne
Led here by	Search engine
Location	school
Comments	it's funny

Guest 5,389 signed in on Tuesday, November 23rd at 10:16pm

Name	fishface
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you have too much time on your hands

Guest 5,388 signed in on Tuesday, November 23rd at 7:22am

Name	Lou
My page	none
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Web page
Location	Los Angeles, CA
Comments	Very funny! I can relate to some of the things in here... Also, your stereotypes of the various types of Americans is hilarious, almost as funny as your conflicts with your girlfriend! I am giving this url to all of my friends... "I'm just sorry that the majority have to share a country with such a large minority of yawping, jingoistic, humourless, moronic wankers. Oh, and my sympathies about your President too." That's alright. We in California are planning to kill him anyway...

Guest 5,387 signed in on Saturday, November 20th at 6:13pm

Name	mika
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	finland
Comments	ok

Guest 5,386 signed in on Saturday, November 20th at 11:33am

Name	Becky
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Holland, MI
Comments	Great humor and great help in keeping my relationship sane!

Guest 5,385 signed in on Friday, November 19th at 2:07am

Name	Evan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Gaines, MI, USA
Comments	This is one of the funniest and most worhtwile sites on the entire internet. You, sir, are (as we say in America) the man.

Guest 5,384 signed in on Tuesday, November 16th at 6:11am

Name	charly
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Fairfax, Va. USA
Comments	I dobn't know who is more derranged: her for obvious reasons, or you for putting up with it. She would have been gone IMMEDIATELY after kicking me in the head whilst driving the roundabout, and by immediately I mean out the door halfway round. And your FAQ reveals just how tightly around her little finger she has your dick. any one who persists to reside in concert with such abuse, physical and mental deserves the castrated, impotent existence in which he lives. She CAN'T be that good in bed.

Guest 5,383 signed in on Monday, November 15th at 6:56pm

Name	Kate
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, Washington, USA
Comments	hilarious- gives me something to compare my disfunctional relationship to!

Guest 5,382 signed in on Sunday, November 14th at 12:49am

Name	Chantale
Led here by	Barry
Location	Wpg, Canada
Comments	Mil is THE funniest man alive!

Guest 5,381 signed in on Saturday, November 13th at 4:18am

Name	Dave Vogt
My page	horsedreamer, Inc.
My URL	http://dave.homelessatnyu.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Western NY, USA
Comments	Led back here from the 9rules.com website. Loving it all over again. still too lazy to join the mailing list.

Guest 5,380 signed in on Saturday, November 13th at 3:22am

Name	Amanda
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/fufu182/The_Spiffy_Pit.html
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Why don't you break up with that bitch?

Guest 5,379 signed in on Thursday, November 11th at 9:44pm

Name	Jen
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada
Comments	Thanks for the laughs, you are quite the entertainer. I am hooked on reading about "Margret and Mil antics"..

Guest 5,378 signed in on Thursday, November 11th at 2:20pm

Name	Mariet
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The Netherlands
Comments	brilliant !!!!

Guest 5,377 signed in on Wednesday, November 10th at 10:57am

Name	dragoo
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you people are sick

Guest 5,376 signed in on Tuesday, November 9th at 11:56pm

Name	Kelly White
My page	as above
Led here by	Magic
Location	bristol
Comments	ok so I read the faq and am now feeling rather reticent. I have discovered that I am a twat and qutie possibly an unintelligant one at that. so where to go from here? umm, I'll just get my coat.

Guest 5,375 signed in on Tuesday, November 9th at 8:43pm

Name	catlin
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	WOW WOW WOW

Guest 5,374 signed in on Monday, November 8th at 4:47am

Name	zip
Led here by	Magic
Location	southern USA
Comments	Wonderful. That's all. Just wonderful.

Guest 5,373 signed in on Sunday, November 7th at 11:30pm

Name	Karen Thompson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	I am listening (in my car) to your book "Things my Girlfriend and I Argue About" on Audio Tape and it is making me laugh so much I am actually enjoying my hideous, daily, M25 commute to work. Thanks Mil

Guest 5,372 signed in on Sunday, November 7th at 6:42pm

Name	Claire
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Accrington - the place enthusiasm goes to die
Comments	I laughed so much reading TMGAIHAA the cat got pissed off and left the room. I think there can be no higher form of praise than that ;) A Certain Chemistry has killed the romantic in me and I don't know if this is a good thing or not yet :s You're great. Yes you are. And you're looking particularly lovely today. Am currently trying to make my friends read it, so can I suggest to you people, who arn't my friends, to read Join Me (www.join-me.co.uk)? for the simple reason that this was another book my cat didn't like. Would you join a man who looks vaguely like one of the Proclaimers? I know I did.

Guest 5,371 signed in on Sunday, November 7th at 8:24am

Name	Tim Kubacki
Led here by	Web page
Location	Minneapolis, Minnesota USA
Comments	I was looking up "doppelganger" got a web page of some libertarian female running for Secretary of State, Washington State, and she had you listed on her bio page when I looked under "love&sex" Its a long story, enjoyed reading your stuff.

Guest 5,370 signed in on Saturday, November 6th at 1:33pm

Name	Mariela
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Puerto Rico
Comments	I really like your page. I think it's moments like the ones you write about are what makes a relationship fun. When you can look back on them and laugh your ass off makes it great. P.S. I learned about your page in a Buffy the Vampire Slayer page.

Guest 5,369 signed in on Friday, November 5th at 11:58pm

Name	Mick Kennish
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Belize, Central America
Comments	I sat down, read through your/girlfriends arguments, smiling inwardly, lest my wife see, want to read them, takes three times longer, thereby causing an argument. But gess what, she stands behind me saying, yes we argue about that too. Buddy I sympathise with you, and probably everyone else reading your page just sits there nodding, saying yeah me too. Thanks for bringing some sunlight into my day. Mick

Guest 5,368 signed in on Friday, November 5th at 8:51pm

Name	Dave Marlatt
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Dever, Colorado USA in my office not working, counting the hairs under my arms
Comments	Thanks Mil! You have helped me realize with true clarity of thought, that Americans need to pull the diamonds out of their butts and laugh their asses off. Give Margaret a kiss for me (I was married to a German woman, so I understand the Love/ Please Kill Me relationship). Me we all die with the happiness you have had (OK, maybe not).

Guest 5,367 signed in on Friday, November 5th at 11:39am

Name	Lesley
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Wicked! am not even half way thru yet, but you have had me in stitches. By the way, with reference to the jar episode... bang the lid part on a worktop, you will hear a pop/fizz depressurising noise and hey presto it will open. I know, I am a sad little person!!

Guest 5,366 signed in on Friday, November 5th at 4:05am

Name	Paul
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Memphis, TN
Comments	lol you are hilarious

Guest 5,365 signed in on Thursday, November 4th at 1:29pm

Name	Leon
Led here by	Magic
Location	In the study.
Comments	Found your site by following a link from a (homorous) debate about girlfriends/partners/biotches and the correct way to address the aforesaid....... Oh. The debate was in a mountain biking forum....

Guest 5,364 signed in on Thursday, November 4th at 1:39am

Name	Luc
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Morrison, CO USA
Comments	Brilliant! Read it top-to-bottom, despite my country of origin. You've got a talent with the pen (keyboard?). Best of luck to you.

Guest 5,363 signed in on Thursday, November 4th at 1:04am

Name	Egg man
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Stupid idonts!

Guest 5,362 signed in on Thursday, November 4th at 1:03am

Name	Egg man
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	U stink!

Guest 5,361 signed in on Wednesday, November 3rd at 3:52pm

Name	Adriaan Mulder
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Newcastle - Australia
Comments	Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 5,360 signed in on Wednesday, November 3rd at 2:45am

Name	MUGU
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	OMO DON COME HERE MAKE U KEEP OFF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guest 5,359 signed in on Monday, November 1st at 5:08pm

Name	karl fleming
My page	dont av 1
My URL	http://dont av 1
Led here by	Search engine
Location	middlesbrough
Comments	this website is pretty fine

Guest 5,358 signed in on Monday, November 1st at 4:59am

Name	Randy
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Alabama
Comments	Very entertaining.

Guest 5,357 signed in on Monday, November 1st at 4:26am

jeanpierre of across the ocean sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,356 signed in on Sunday, October 31st at 5:14pm

Name	Andrew McGuire
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I was sitting in front of the computer, tears rolling down my flushed cheeks, the continual laughter having completely drained me of the energy required to keep scrolling down the page, when my Polish girlfriend came in and asked "What are you reading?" I responded, "Listen to this!" and read out loud the entry about sitting down to watch Hannibal. When I finished, still chuckling, I asked "Sound familiar?" "Why would that sound familiar? I haven't even seen Hannibal. Or is that the one where he eats the brains at the end? What was his name again?"

Guest 5,355 signed in on Sunday, October 31st at 4:56pm

Name	Jo Christine
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Malta
Comments	I honestly have never ever read such a book in my life - it has given me soooooo much hope......I especially love the Astroturf episode...My boyfriend and I tend to compromise in the same manner... I truly love Ulrusa...what a woman, imagine her in bed...To be honest,I don't know about the Uk, but in Malta, relationships like yours are pretty much the order of the day...and the separation rate in Malta is very low, may I add...so keep it up and battle away till death (or Ursula) do you part.... ps any chance of a sequel or have WHO issued a health hazard regarding contents of the book?

Guest 5,354 signed in on Sunday, October 31st at 12:52pm

Name	ibrar
My page	no sory
My URL	http:// sory
Led here by	Search engine
Location	i dont know location
Comments	sory

Guest 5,353 signed in on Friday, October 29th at 2:05pm

Name	Brenda
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Atlanta, Georgia
Comments	Too, too funny! And human!

Guest 5,352 signed in on Friday, October 29th at 1:50am

Michele of New York sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,351 signed in on Thursday, October 28th at 8:23am

Name	Borno
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I pity you. Fuckin feminists. BLEH!

Guest 5,350 signed in on Wednesday, October 27th at 12:58am

Name	Kate
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New York, NY
Comments	Hahaha - after reading your guestbook - and some of your FAQ (yes, I admit it - I was too tired after reading you page to read the whold damn thing!) I tend to agree with you -people are humorless. For example - those people who call you a poor bastard - don't realize that you are, indeed, in love. Does she see the relationship like you do - except it's Mil-itis? Hell, all the great relationships are based on craziness. I guess what I am saying - is you have been in a relationship 15+ years...can these poor saps say the same thing? More power to you - Margaret - and the kids. And to everyone else - Piss off - and learn to laugh!

Guest 5,349 signed in on Wednesday, October 27th at 12:50am

Name	Olivia Thomas
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nashua, NH
Comments	Mil - This has to be the funniest page I have ever read. It kinda makes me think about the things I do to my boyfriend (insert sinister laugh!). Although, I don't think my Margaret-itis has developed to it's fullest potential. ANYWAY - GREAT PAGE - I AM SO AMAZONING YOUR BOOK!! Kudos! Liv

Guest 5,348 signed in on Tuesday, October 26th at 9:01pm

Name	Bronwen
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	South Africa
Comments	I've known boring couples and interesting couples, more boring couples and some psycho couples, but you guys rock. I hope you always have love and something to argue about

Guest 5,347 signed in on Tuesday, October 26th at 6:23pm

Name	Bob
My URL	http://http://www.emc.maricopa.edu/faculty/farabee/BIOBK/BioBookTOC.html
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	hooray

Guest 5,346 signed in on Monday, October 25th at 11:01pm

Name	Sheri Russo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Deep dark New Jersey
Comments	So.....you're writing a screen play, eh? Well then I officially request that the whole 'tea with mussel-with Margret finding stange and beauiful shapes inside the shell' incident be put in the movie! Yes, it must! It must I tell you!!!!! sheri

Guest 5,345 signed in on Sunday, October 24th at 1:33am

Name	Leia
Led here by	Magic
Location	montreal Quebec
Comments	Thanx, your humourous outlook on your relationship was exactly the pick me up I needed today.

Guest 5,344 signed in on Sunday, October 24th at 12:36am

Name	Jonathan Smith
My page	Angry Hamster
My URL	http://puritanicalisticism.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Dallas, TX (Home of the deserted gay streets:-)
Comments	Thank you. I have not had this good of a laugh in quite some time. It took me a bit to read the entire page, but it was most definitely worth it. I hope to purchase the book shortly. Again, thank you.

Guest 5,343 signed in on Friday, October 22nd at 4:04am

Name	Mil, actually
My page	Granny's Off Her Rocker
My URL	http://www.frontiernet.net/~milmal.html
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Iowa
Comments	Love this page. My back is killing me from sitting hunched over the computer reading, so now I'm going to bed.

Guest 5,342 signed in on Thursday, October 21st at 9:20pm

Name	Steve
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Put the tales of your wife in a book everybody wants it!

Guest 5,341 signed in on Thursday, October 21st at 8:41pm

Name	John Cooney
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Belfast
Comments	Oh you're such a wag, aren't you? You started off fairly amusingly and then went downhill very rapidly. I find all of this tired and self-indulgent but then it is your blog. Apparantley you've achieved such success, you won't be writing any more of this cliché ridden crap, so that's good news for the both of us.

Guest 5,340 signed in on Thursday, October 21st at 2:46pm

Name	Sue
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Germany
Comments	Just to add that I am English, living in Germany, working for the Americans and married to an American, I really appreciate your humor.....ooops humour.

Guest 5,339 signed in on Thursday, October 21st at 11:36am

Name	Sue
Led here by	Magic
Location	Germany
Comments	Brilliant...

Guest 5,338 signed in on Thursday, October 21st at 7:30am

Name	Samantha
My page	loser on myspace
My URL	http://profiles.myspace.com/users/6684187
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Teaneck, New Jersey (it smells, in case you wondered), US
Comments	I should have been doing an essay on Mishima, but my guilt has not set in due to the effort necessary to subdue my giggles while reading your page. My roommate already yelled at me for waking her, but it is worth it.

Guest 5,337 signed in on Wednesday, October 20th at 4:28pm

Name	Ben G
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Stafford (England)
Comments	Well thank you, I might have, may-be have done some work today if one of my fellow desk bound friends situated many miles from me, (undoubtedly trying as hard as I am to avoid anything that might slightly constitute work) had not sent me the link to your site. I can relate to many of the situations you describe and if I ever want to find myself a single man again, I will try the pouring gravy on the tablecloth over and over (That would be enough for my lady to either, a) Have a heart attack. Or b) Find the largest kitchen knife in the house and not stop stabbing me with it until the local authorises arrive. I take my hat of to you sir. Well I would if I had one on. You have almost convinced me to buy the book. Ben

Guest 5,336 signed in on Wednesday, October 20th at 3:20am

Name	Shawn O'Leary
My page	sUbLiMe'S hOmE
My URL	http://www.xmail.net/sublime/index.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
Comments	Mil, I got such a kick out of your tales of woe. After having read your entire site in one sitting (and laughing to the point of tears) I had no chioce but to sign up for your mailing list. I also intend to keep a sharp eye out for your books. I honestly can't believe that you and Margret are still together. You really must be either a sucker for punishment or the most dedicated boyfriend I've ever met. Good luck in the future..maybe you can win an arguement or two!

Guest 5,335 signed in on Tuesday, October 19th at 11:07am

Nick Godfrey sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,334 signed in on Tuesday, October 19th at 7:43am

Name	Adeel
My page	I dont remember
My URL	http://adeel.9f.com/index.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pakistan
Comments	Nice website.... its really interesting stuff at these pages.

Guest 5,333 signed in on Tuesday, October 19th at 6:16am

Name	Joe
My page	Aurora Variations
My URL	http://www.griff66.utvinternet.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Donegal, Ireland
Comments	Love the site, it's jaded in the most uplifting way imaginable.

Guest 5,332 signed in on Monday, October 18th at 2:13pm

Name	enworld.comRay Potts
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sheffield, UK
Comments	Very whimsical, and unfortunately TRUE

Guest 5,331 signed in on Saturday, October 16th at 8:58am

Name	Erin
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Baa...that last you is not a you, but a your. I shouldn't type at 3am...

Guest 5,330 signed in on Saturday, October 16th at 8:41am

Name	Erin
My page	CatChan's devART
My URL	http://catchan.deviantart.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	Wow...this is amazingly funny. What a life you live. I'm taking basic German, so now you have the desire instilled in me to go ask what "Busen" means instead of doing the quick-solution search engine method. The look of human reaction fares better. Any how, I love you humor! Please keep it up!

Guest 5,329 signed in on Friday, October 15th at 8:40pm

Name	Andre
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Miami
Comments	Wow......this is one of those things thats forces you to reflect and be grateful that there is at least one miserable soul damned to a worse degree of torment than you.......

Guest 5,328 signed in on Friday, October 15th at 3:10pm

Name	sophie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Fantastic website!!!!

Guest 5,327 signed in on Thursday, October 14th at 9:53pm

Name	Lenia
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	npton uk
Comments	great site! reminds me slightly too much of my rents though... hmm...

Guest 5,326 signed in on Wednesday, October 13th at 4:12pm

Name	Shadee
My page	Shadee's place
My URL	http://www.shadeewolf.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Dutchie living in the US
Comments	Awesome set of pages you've got here. Without some good arguements a relationship 'd be boring as hell :) Love the bit you did about Americans aswell. So true! :) Wishing you and your family all the best. and keep updating! :) Dee.

Guest 5,325 signed in on Tuesday, October 12th at 6:42pm

Name	Mina Menon
My page	Don't have one
My URL	http://d-o-n-t-h-a-v-e-o-n-e
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dubai (I'm assuming I don't need to include a marked world map... well, if you've bought stuff on ebay, you'll understand.)
Comments	Not a funny guestbook entry I'm afraid, nor a rude one. Not even stupid. Just came across a translation of an old Jaques Brel song and half-way through it, I suddenly thought of you and your girlfriend, so it becomes my first guestbook entry, ever. The Song of Old Lovers (La Chanson des Vieux Amants - Jaques Brel, 1967) Of course we've had our storms, a twenty-year love, that's love full strength! A thousand times you picked up your suitcase, a thousand times I flapped my wings and every piece of furniture remembers, in this room without a cradle, the outbursts of the old hurricanes, nothing looked liked nothing anymore, you might have lost the taste for water and I the taste for conquests! But my love, my sweet, my tender, my marvellous love, from the clear dawn to the end of day, I love you still, you know, I love you! I know all your magic spells, you know all my magic tricks, you have kept me in trap after trap, I lost you from time to time. Of course, you took a few lovers, one must pass the time, needs be, the body must exult! And in the end, in the end we needed a lot of talent to grow old and not become adult. Oh, my love, my sweet, my tender, my marvellous love, from the clear dawn to the end of day, I love you still, you know, I love you! And the more time is our escort, the more time is our torment. But is not the worst trap of all for lovers to live in peace? Of course, you cry a bit less soon, I tear up a bit less fast, we protect less our mysteries, we leave less to chance, we mistrust the course of water, but it still remains - the tender war! Oh, my love, my sweet, my tender, my marvelous love, from the clear dawn to the end of day, I love you still, you know, I love you! (Well, not word for word of course, but you know that...)

Guest 5,324 signed in on Monday, October 11th at 12:41pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kent
Comments	Liked the site and have got a couple of your books too which I am also greatly enjoying. Thanks for the laughs and please keep them coming.

Guest 5,323 signed in on Friday, October 8th at 6:47pm

Name	Heather
My page	Viceless Adventures
My URL	http://viceless.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada (Not America - different. DIF-FER-ENT)
Comments	Margret rocks! She's the female version of every guy I've ever gone out with. I want to say that you must be a saint, but I suspect that you're actually just like me and you don't know any better. I'll be looking for that book of yours in a bookstore that is CANADIAN-owned. :P

Guest 5,322 signed in on Friday, October 8th at 2:20am

Name	Jacob
My page	Manuet Systems
My URL	http://www.manuet.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	TX, USA
Comments	I think you have a great relationship... and I'm sure I'm one of the few Americans to agree with you that the best relationships have many, many [ridiculous and I stress ridiculous when it comes to my relationships] arguments. Absolutely hilarious. I'll probably buy a copy of one of your books here soon. Keep it up.

Guest 5,321 signed in on Friday, October 8th at 1:24am

Name	rey
My page	d2website
My URL	http://www.freewebs.com/d2website
Led here by	Magic
Comments	y do u go out with her??? if u keep argueing i would dump her and find som1 that agrees with u

Guest 5,320 signed in on Thursday, October 7th at 11:57pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	Magic
Location	Tucson, Arizona, USA
Comments	funny & shit. good job.

Guest 5,319 signed in on Tuesday, October 5th at 7:54pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	and, oh yeah, we're all idiots compared to you. thanks for being so compassionate to us literary bottom-feeders. now where did i leave my celine dion cd?

Guest 5,318 signed in on Tuesday, October 5th at 7:49pm

Name	Sarah McConnell
Led here by	Magic
Location	texas.....
Comments	my eyes are still bleeding from reading this bloody thing. we're all going a little nuts here at work (college-classes are in session) so thanks for adding to the feelings of self-destruction. so sad.....

Guest 5,317 signed in on Tuesday, October 5th at 4:01pm

Name	lynn cuthbert
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	ayrshire, scotland
Comments	bonjour

Guest 5,316 signed in on Monday, October 4th at 1:03pm

Name	Monkeyboy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Still the moon
Comments	Actually on second thought, your relationship seems pretty damn colourfull and it works. Nice one to both of you!

Guest 5,315 signed in on Monday, October 4th at 12:50pm

Name	Monkeyboy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Moon
Comments	Shame......I think u like the torture. Hey different folks, differnet strokes! Good luck pal!

Guest 5,314 signed in on Friday, October 1st at 9:50pm

Name	Michael
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Minnesota
Comments	being a twat I decided to write in the guestbook. look there, my writing. moving on...Thank you for hours of meaningless enjoyment, and helping my own esteem.

Guest 5,313 signed in on Friday, October 1st at 8:42pm

Name	wissam merheb
My page	freind
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	lebanon
Comments	ineed girl frind

Guest 5,312 signed in on Friday, October 1st at 8:37pm

Name	wissam
My page	freind
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	lebanon
Comments	i need girl friend

Guest 5,311 signed in on Thursday, September 30th at 2:45pm

Name	Ed
My page	LAND-O-LINKS.COM
My URL	http://www.land-o-links.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	US
Comments	I feel your pain!

Guest 5,310 signed in on Wednesday, September 29th at 3:46pm

Name	Wayne
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	you poor bastard

Guest 5,309 signed in on Tuesday, September 28th at 9:38pm

Name	Sean Patterson
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Naples, Florida, USA
Comments	I guess I'm one of those masculine, heroic figures of a man who has great success with women who cannot possibly understand why you are still together. Misery loves company? I agree with Robin Lane, however, Portugese Latin and Spanish Latin are two different animals. One is a blessing, the other Hell on Wheels. Stay in Brazil.

Guest 5,308 signed in on Tuesday, September 28th at 6:51am

Name	Robin Lane
Led here by	Magic
Location	Southern Brazil
Comments	jojo No you are not trying to be British, you have simply been dating anglo saxon women. I married a latin, no problems

Guest 5,307 signed in on Tuesday, September 28th at 5:28am

Name	catherine
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	rochester, ny
Comments	you are one lucky man.

Guest 5,306 signed in on Monday, September 27th at 10:04am

Name	jojo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New York City
Comments	erm... I've read through your page. Although it's not quite as funny as the page of the dude that beat up the mascot in a fluffy bear costume on the ice, during the intermission of a hockey game, I was still entertained. It's dawned on me that I've had many of the same conversations and experiences with past girlfriends as you have described. Does that mean I'm projecting or somehow pining to be British? Have you ever gotten drunk and beaten up a mascot in a fluffy costume? Have you seen this page yet? http://louhi.kempele.fi/~skyostil/archive/dump/flash/endofworld.swf

Guest 5,305 signed in on Friday, September 24th at 11:42pm

Name	D. R.
Led here by	Web page
Location	East Coast USA
Comments	Your "Things" page had me laughing out loud on more than one occasion, not an easy feat. I just wish more Americans had as developed a sense of humor. But then, given our current administration, I'd say at least five members of the Supreme Court have a tremendous sense of humor.

Guest 5,304 signed in on Friday, September 24th at 10:07pm

Name	John
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	San Francisco, california
Comments	Thanks for the laughs- great page, wicked sense of humor. Appreciate your wit and dislike of the minority-majority of americans. cheers.

Guest 5,303 signed in on Friday, September 24th at 5:39pm

Name	Danny Hibberd
Led here by	Barry
Location	Yankeeland
Comments	I congratulate you on your heroic efforts. This is truly a wondrous and beautific work, comparable to the literary greats. May your elbows never become chapped.

Guest 5,302 signed in on Wednesday, September 22nd at 10:06pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Magic
Location	Louisiana
Comments	I would just like to compliment you on the FAQ's for Americans, especially the "You hate Americans, don't you?" question. Living in Louisiana (of all the possible states, the one with the highest incest rate and the one with the 48th lowest education level), it is more the exception than the rule to find anyone with a sense of humor and/or wit. Thank you for the bright beacon of hope that is the Mailing List. By the way, I strongly suspect that the vast majority of the "Impressive Men" of the USA that make up President Bush's social base reside in my hometown. Hooray for the "Thing-O-Matic," Chris

Guest 5,301 signed in on Wednesday, September 22nd at 3:52pm

Name	Holly
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The shit bit of England, Swindon
Comments	I found this website at the beginning of last year randomly....I then cried for a bit when I lost it. Whilst at work the other day working incredibly hard as ever I found it again in much the same way (ie. random)and it has been keeping me entertained whilst at work for the last two days. Keep it up its hilarious!

Guest 5,300 signed in on Wednesday, September 22nd at 10:03am

Name	Rollasoc
My page	hair thieves
My URL	http://www.hairthieves.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Telford UK
Comments	Whenever I'm feeling blue, I read your website and it cheers me up. It really is one of the funniest websites I've come across. You could not make this stuff up.

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