Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,200 to 5,299)

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Guest 5,299 signed in on Monday, September 20th at 12:39am

Name	Jesse
My page	The lair of Jesse
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/flamingchimpmunk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	North Carolina
Comments	uh, this has got to be the most pointless website ever. Why would some one host a server, just to display arguments with ones gf? Gah, its pointless I guess....oh well, go to my website, its better.

Guest 5,298 signed in on Sunday, September 19th at 12:36pm

Name	Buster Van Buren
My page	Dear Buster
My URL	http://www.dearbuster.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Los Angeles USA
Comments	I really enjoyed your site and your commentary on married life. We can all relate (though not quite to the level you've described) to loving an insane woman. Had you been one of my regular readers, writing in to complain about your wife, my answer would have been typical to many of your clueless guestbook entries - but after spending a few nights reading the page (and getting on your mail list), it is quite obvious that she is the Ying to your Yang (and I'm not talking sex here either). Congratulations on having the stones to open up your daily life to us, so that we can feel good about ours. I look forward to reading more. Buster Van Buren

Guest 5,297 signed in on Sunday, September 19th at 12:33pm

Name	Buster Van Buren
My page	Dear Buster
My URL	http://www.dearbuster.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Los Angeles USA
Comments	I really enjoyed your site and your commentary on married life. We can all relate (though not quite to the level you've described) to loving an insane woman. Had you been one of my regular readers, writing in to complain about your wife, my answer would have been typical to many of your clueless guestbook entries - but after spending a few nights reading the page (and getting on your mail list), it is quite obvious that she is the Ying to your Yang (and I'm not talking sex here either). Congratulations on having the stones to open up your daily life to us, so that we can feel good about ours. I look forward to reading more. Buster Van Buren

Guest 5,296 signed in on Sunday, September 19th at 3:03am

Name	Anne
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Albany, NY
Comments	You and Margaret seem just perfect for each other. I wish you much luck and even more happiness. Thanks for sharing your relationship insights with the unwashed masses (me and all the other buggers). I must say that if I had the good fortune to have Margaret as a friend, I would consider myself quite lucky. I would listen to her rave about your idiocy with a knowing smile and gentle nod in all the right places, and then I'd remind her (subtly, of course) of her good fortune to find such a malleable subject for a boyfriend. Cheers and kisses to you both.

Guest 5,295 signed in on Friday, September 17th at 5:28am

Name	I'm a proper twat so i'm gonna sign the guestbook anyway!!!
My page	Ain't got one, computer illiterate, +really dull
My URL	http://www.Imapropertwat.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nottingham, England
Comments	I really liked the FAQ bit, fortunately unlike alot of people i know i'm a twat which i find kind of settling, hopefully my cpu won't hit me in the face or break or something for signing this, like i said i'm a computer dunce!!! I thought all women i'd met/been involved with were like M, maybe i'm just unlucky/lucky or wrong or both, that's probably it actually, hell keeps me sane, i think, sod it i dunno. Though admittedly iv'e never experianced anything to the intensity of your good self. Me dad's missus would give her a run tho (honestly, toes would curl), she does the plant thing also, and......... feck it i'd be here all day. Gotta say i'm not only relieved but almost a little happier there are folk out there like you, who seem to see and explain things in a manner that i like to (can't help it born that way) only better, and also make bloody something out of it - Nice (that's enuff plaudit bollocks it wasn't that good col) (yea it was tho) (don't start). I thought we were all going mad Californian and donating all our energies to the mad spaceship project or something, i need sleep, i can never sleep, i think what i'm saying is i'm glad to see not all sense was squeezed out of the Earth while no-one was looking, you really made me laugh, for all the wrong reasons. I REALLY liked the American FAQ bit, and i totally agree about the minority being arses bit. Cracking job, i shall definately get the book, when i can be arsed, probably in 7 years or something, like with that Nick Drake CD i meant to get for ages, hell it'll be cheaper then. Anyway, look forward to reading the book, wish me luck with mine (i'll probably need it, maybe i'm saving it, yeah that's it)even if it's just saying G'luck at the screen, i'd be happy with that, that's if you even trawl through all this shite people write. Anyways, take care and keep it coming, i'm nearly feeling slightly better about the world already. Am i tired??? Col :) P.s My bottom itches.

Guest 5,294 signed in on Friday, September 17th at 5:10am

Name	Dave Wilson
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Sydney australia
Comments	what a wonderful page. seriously gave me the warm and fuzzy sort of feeling i normally associate with dropping a pop tart on my lap. funny because i also associate a searing pain in the nether regions with the same...hmmm. and, strangely enough, i generally dont eat pop tarts. and i honestly got this site from a stranger in a bar, and it was a hot tip! didn't get her phone number but this was probably a better option as i'd had a few too many. anyways, enough rambling, read the page start to finish in about 2.5 lectures. The wireless internet is a wonderful thing, and so is marge and mils.

Guest 5,293 signed in on Friday, September 17th at 12:28am

Name	Ur-in-al Nutz
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	For all those distressed to find they cannot share thier own stories anymore (waaaaaah!). http://www.urinal.net/

Guest 5,292 signed in on Thursday, September 16th at 9:23pm

Name	Cate
Led here by	Magic
Location	Hollyweird, California, USA
Comments	I laughed 'til tears were streaming down my face...and if I hadn't been on my lunch break when I began, I would no longer have a job. This is a joy to giggle over - I can't wait to order your books. (shameless plug)--->This site found via a link at www.davidvanwert.com "This post is brought to you today by the letter "Q", the number "23" and by a grant from the Children's Television Worshop." :) -Wacky California Native

Guest 5,291 signed in on Thursday, September 16th at 8:38pm

Name	Joel
My page	I have not the time....
My URL	http://no, really...I have not the time
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Miami, Fl (yes, another American..where's my kiss?)
Comments	At first I was informed that you and I share a bond: a psycopathic g/f hellbent on the destrection of our sanity. After reading your website (and purchasing your book. Your Welcome)I have come to the conclusion that, although Margaret is a gem in her own right, my g/f is either as psycopathic as Margaret (in which case I must know when she managed to travel to Britain without my knowing), or they are, in fact, twins. I'm not entirely sure about the latter, seeing as how Margaret is German, and my g/f is Cuban. But I'm sure God (Sean Connery) has something to do with this. In either case,I'd like to say you are an inspiration, for if I ever even considered doing this, she'd make me an eunich. In which case, I am forced to live my fantasy through your site. Thank you Mil. Cheers

Guest 5,290 signed in on Wednesday, September 15th at 9:02pm

Name	Kristy Siu
My page	El Pupado - Free Media Exchange
My URL	http://www.pupomio.co.uk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Kent, UK
Comments	Excellent!! Having suffered a messy break up this week and a breakdown following my 25th birthday, your humour has done much to mend my pain. :)

Guest 5,289 signed in on Wednesday, September 15th at 8:37pm

Name	Maria
My page	the best in the world
My URL	http://idonthaveone.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	uk
Comments	pure genius... need i say more? oh yes just this: why would you leave the guardian weekend magazine? my saturday mornings will never be the same... then again i'll probably get over it!

Guest 5,288 signed in on Tuesday, September 14th at 11:43pm

Name	Barbara
My page	Sanctuary for the Abused
My URL	http://abusesanctuary.blogspot.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New York, New York
Comments	This is funny & sad - I am adding this link to my website (see above)

Guest 5,287 signed in on Tuesday, September 14th at 7:12am

Name	Andy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Manchester
Comments	An absolute must for any male considering hetrosexuality. Scary but enlightening

Guest 5,286 signed in on Tuesday, September 14th at 6:13am

Name	bill
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	the Southern New Jersey shore..USA
Comments	My now ex-wife's name is Margret...Need I say more?

Guest 5,285 signed in on Tuesday, September 14th at 6:13am

Name	bill
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	the Southern New Jersey shore..USA
Comments	My now ex-wife's name is Margret...Need I say more?

Guest 5,284 signed in on Monday, September 13th at 11:23pm

Name	Rachel Guy
My URL	http://www.vampirefreaks.com/profile.php?user=BrokeN_DesIgN
Led here by	Barry
Location	Cornwall..No not Boscastle....
Comments	Im not going to ask you any inane and mindless questions... i just rather wanted to thank you (no sarcasm implyed) for finding a way of persuading my boyfriend that im normal ... for an art student... i havent been sent by some American 'Secret' service to see how far the average british man can be pushed till he goes on a homocidal killing spree...So now after making him read The entire of your page he now closes his eyes fully when hes sleeping... seriously.. thanks for making me laugh and smile. Rachel

Guest 5,283 signed in on Monday, September 13th at 4:58pm

Mervin of Lithuania sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,282 signed in on Monday, September 13th at 2:39pm

Name	Danny Mac
My URL	http://www.bigdannymac.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Winnipeg - MB - Canada
Comments	I heard about this website on our radio station in the city here...and you know...for a crazy person this website is really very funny. Good Job buddy!

Guest 5,281 signed in on Saturday, September 11th at 9:04pm

Name	jacqueline
My page	grrr!
My URL	http://www.the-nothings.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	sunny south east
Comments	You slice the top of the kiwi and eat it like a boiled egg. a soft-boiled egg, not a hard one.

Guest 5,280 signed in on Saturday, September 11th at 5:22pm

Name	Jon
My URL	http://www.9handicap.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Newcastle Party City
Comments	It is clear that adding this entry marks me down as being in the 95oronic category but I think your site is worthy of praise so you're damn well getting it.

Guest 5,279 signed in on Friday, September 10th at 3:29pm

Name	Vicky
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I too share your love of Buffy, Alison Hannigan and, of course, CSI. Bless William L Peterson and hi stream of appalling fims. In his desperation he even resorted to a bit part in a film 'starring' some prat from Dawsons Creek as the main character in 2000. Ahhh finally he found something worthy. Oh and if you haven't already check out Law and Order, v cool. the spin off 'Law and Order, Criminal Intent' has a wicked guy in it played by the crazy bug dude out of men in Black. And before you say it, yes I am sad but hey, geat hangover telly!

Guest 5,278 signed in on Friday, September 10th at 10:48am

Name	Peter
Led here by	Web page
Location	Moscow
Comments	You don't cut a Kiwi. You eat the whole thing, skin and all, after biting off and spitting out the navely hard bit at the top. It's better for you.

Guest 5,277 signed in on Friday, September 10th at 1:02am

Name	Morga
My page	Morgasworld
My URL	http://www.morgasworld.co.uk/
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Lost in Leicester
Comments	Excellent site, made me smile ! I'm sure that you've infringed on a few copyrighted rows that I've had with my trouble and strife. My lawyers will be in touch :-)

Guest 5,276 signed in on Wednesday, September 8th at 10:24pm

Name	Brian
Led here by	Barry
Comments	I have nothing worthwhile to say. But, that's never stopped me in the past, so I figured, "Why should it now?"

Guest 5,275 signed in on Wednesday, September 8th at 6:07pm

Name	Dane Bramage
My URL	http://juggernuts.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Excellent caricature of the state of the modern relationship. Where in the hell do women get their memories from and how does childbirth mutate their olfactory senses? I'll never know. Guess that makes me a twat and a wanker!! LOL! Carry on. Margaret is the epitome of PMS.

Guest 5,274 signed in on Tuesday, September 7th at 11:11pm

Name	Stacey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Louisiana
Comments	Just wanted to give you a tip on the lid issue. Use a rubber glove, or any bit of rubber actually. Just place it over the top of the jar and turn... you wont rip your hands to shreds anymore...Can't stand the thought of you struggling like that ;0) Thanks for the laughs

Guest 5,273 signed in on Tuesday, September 7th at 5:57am

Name	Kelly
My page	who cares about my homepage?
My URL	http://see line above^^^
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	in front of the computer is a good guess..
Comments	I could say something sooo ordinary..like TOTALLY LOVE YOUR SITE MAN! :) But like I said, that is ordinary, and you have heard it probably a million times before.. so I will just say, that you give us hope for all relationships!!! :) Now I know when I'm harrassing my husband.. its OK :) Thanks

Guest 5,272 signed in on Sunday, September 5th at 10:35pm

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Web page
Location	Virginia, USA
Comments	I suppose you know it's never going to change much, Mil. I've been married for forty-one years and just got into a howler of an argument over whether or not spoons were necessary when setting the table. Yes, you can still howl after that many years. Scream, pout, sulk, ignore - nobody forgets that stuff. It's the names of our kids we forget.

Guest 5,271 signed in on Saturday, September 4th at 1:44pm

Name	Carissa
My URL	http://www.freewebs.com/blukat_911
Led here by	Barry
Location	Australia
Comments	hey i looked fro this site to another girlfriend.com.au but ur site came up instead. im 13 and i think ur site helps ppl to nderstand what it's like in most relationships. well bye

Guest 5,270 signed in on Saturday, September 4th at 8:24am

Name	Brian Hall
Led here by	Web page
Location	Vancouver, Canada
Comments	"you'll have headed straight to the Guestbook to share you perceptive insights with the world." Me first perceptive insight is probably already evident to your. My second is that it's damn near impossible to get here from the FAQ page, or to the home page. Site designer s/b fired forthwith. Question: Does M. regard herself as your performing animal/mealticket? If not, why not?

Guest 5,269 signed in on Friday, September 3rd at 2:52am

Name	CJ
My page	F1SH
My URL	http://www.f1h.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	Fantastic read - its late and i wet myself at least twice reading chunks of your site :) damn i might even buy your book dammit!

Guest 5,268 signed in on Wednesday, September 1st at 10:27pm

Name	Erica
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Illinois
Comments	As a Midwesterner - actually, I'm sad to say, as an American - who also happens to be a woman with a brain in her head and no desire to be controlled, underestimated, or ignored, I find myself the frequent recipient of such comments as, "you're quite an assertive woman," uttered (exclusively by men) in the same tone of voice you might use to confront a particularly large cockroach with its essential unpleasantness, only more condescending since you probably respect cockroaches. It seems that a large minority of European men accept the concept of women having personalities, while only a tiny minority of American men do, and that this has been the case for a long time, and that therefore either (a) there must be some Wellspring of Good Men in Europe and a corresponding Sink of Good Men in the States, probably in Texas, or (b) human beings do not obey the conservation laws applicable to liquids. I find (a) to be the infinitely less vexing possibility and demand to know how to create my own such wellspring, before George W decides to invade Europe and the only known source is destroyed.

Guest 5,267 signed in on Tuesday, August 31st at 10:51pm

Name	Bondage Enthusiast
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I'D FUCK THAT BITCH. JUST GAG HER AND SHE'LL SHUT UP.

Guest 5,266 signed in on Tuesday, August 31st at 5:30pm

Name	shaz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Finland
Comments	whats her phone number???? sounds like quite a catch....

Guest 5,265 signed in on Tuesday, August 31st at 5:03pm

Name	Kylynara
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US
Comments	Thank you Mil. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. I worry about the fights my boyfriend and I have constantly, but I love him too much to break it off. Your page has helped me squash the fear that I'm only delaying the inevitable.

Guest 5,264 signed in on Tuesday, August 31st at 10:50am

Name	Avi
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California (yes--better, LA. Dhani Harrison thinks I'm a freak.)
Comments	Greetings and compliments from a Californian fan. My, you really have us down. I was totally shaking my head at your misunderstanding of the dreamcatcher. But, the everything has spirits thing, that might be more me than anything more general. And, hey, at least being on an earthquake faultline you don't have to live in the pit of skyscraper riddled, Louis Sullivan worshipping cesspool. (Ever been misdirected by a cop in Times Square?)Anyway, you and Margret actually have me swooning. You're cute.

Guest 5,263 signed in on Tuesday, August 31st at 9:54am

Name	Rob
Led here by	Web page
Location	England - That's it, you want to stay work for it and find me.
Comments	Excellent, I've wasted approximately 5 hours (never wasted just non-productively used) of my employers time. Thank you for explaining so much and making my life a little more understandable. You are both an inspiration.

Guest 5,262 signed in on Sunday, August 29th at 10:19pm

Name	Dazzle
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Dude your relationship sucks, of course you cut a kiwi fruit across the middle - your girlfriend really is insane, stay away from sharp objects!!

Guest 5,261 signed in on Sunday, August 29th at 9:12pm

Name	Dale Hirst
Led here by	Barry
Location	South England
Comments	I'm a student and at the point where I'm dreading swapping my schedule of working every hour that the devil sends to try and pay off some of my debt for a dossers life in just under a months time, perhaps it would have been better if I had found this page a couple of months later... :-)

Guest 5,260 signed in on Sunday, August 29th at 2:38pm

Name	bittergirl
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i don't think i have laughed so hard in so long, my tummy hurts...thank you for making this day, hysterical.. take care both you's jenna

Guest 5,259 signed in on Saturday, August 28th at 12:48pm

Name	nirdosh ale
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	pokhara
Comments	this is a very intresting page i have went in my life i have found out about this page in one of our nepal magazine named wave

Guest 5,258 signed in on Wednesday, August 25th at 3:05pm

Name	Andy Cairns
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	My friend, you are a procrastinators dream come true. I've just billed my client 2 whole days for completing the task of reading your demented ramblings. And now they think I'm busy because I'm typing. Sir, I salute you.

Guest 5,257 signed in on Tuesday, August 24th at 2:10pm

Name	liam
My page	Dogstarr
My URL	http://www.dogstarr.org.uk/memoiresofme
Led here by	Web page
Location	Londinium
Comments	Love the site. Feel somewhat deflated due to my inextricable desire to write for a living and having no understanding of the processes involved in setting out on such a career, but equally pleased that another human has acheived such a goal, even if he has stolen his inspiration from my creative style. Swine. If you're bored of looking at Alyson Hannigan photos (although obviously this is an impossible state to achieve, rather like that of a plantless house), then bore yourself some more reading through my current web-novel. Alternatively you could clean the fridge again :-)

Guest 5,256 signed in on Monday, August 23rd at 3:18pm

Name	David
My page	Dont Have One...
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sunderland, England (yeah, that's right, i live there)
Comments	Great site Mil. Got a lot of laughs out of it. Can really relate to it too. Glad to know I'm not the only guy who gets asked to do the hoovering everytime my girlfriend leaves the house.

Guest 5,255 signed in on Monday, August 23rd at 10:57am

Name	ANdrew
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Munich
Comments	HOw old are you and Margaret? And what does she do for a job? And how about more photos of her on the webpage?

Guest 5,254 signed in on Monday, August 23rd at 9:28am

Name	Christina
Led here by	Barry
Location	Delaware, USA
Comments	the pics in Your "More Stuff" catagory -- from that my friend states "he should apologize for looking like that, dressing like that, and having the nerve to rip on other people" Oh, and your shoes, they remind me of Ronald McDonald -- apart from that, Your site has brought me tons of laughs and I love it!

Guest 5,253 signed in on Monday, August 23rd at 6:03am

Name	Morag
My page	insomnia
My URL	http://void.printf.net/~morag
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Edinburgh, Scotland
Comments	This page really made me laugh. You guys must be an interesting couple to know. My girlfriend and I are approaching our one-year anniversary (yeah, I know, but it's a big thing for me, okay, I'm only twenty two!) and have yet to actually argue about anything. I'm now somewhat concerned as to what will happen when we finally do... Anyway, thank you for aiding me in that most noble of quests: procrastination.

Guest 5,252 signed in on Monday, August 23rd at 2:45am

Name	Bulma
Led here by	Barry
Comments	I like the site, makes me laugh. Margret sounds very interesting to be around :) Just curious why you write mum as 'mom' if you're not american?

Guest 5,251 signed in on Monday, August 23rd at 12:50am

Name	-
My page	-
My URL	http://-
Led here by	Web page
Location	-
Comments	are u still dating/married this woman??

Guest 5,250 signed in on Sunday, August 22nd at 8:55pm

Name	D Bransby
My page	Tony Chestnut inc.
My URL	http://bransby.spain.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	East Sussex, England
Comments	Mr Millington, If you're reading this, I thoroughly respect you. I'm 14 (almost 15) and have read both of your books. I admit that I havn't exactly got an extensive knowledge in the 'relationship with a woman on a long-term basis' thing, but find your books and articles really funny. Maybe growing up with the knowledge that my future life will be a really depressing experience will do me good... Nice one anyway. Daniel Bransby.

Guest 5,249 signed in on Sunday, August 22nd at 8:54pm

Name	D Bransby
My page	Tony Chestnut inc.
My URL	http://bransby.spain.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	East Sussex, England
Comments	Mr Millington, If you're reading this, I thoroughly respect you. I'm 14 (almost 15) and have read both of your books. I admit that I havn't exactly got an extensive knowledge in the 'relationship with a woman on a long-term basis' thing, but find your books and articles really funny. Maybe growing up with the knowledge that my future life will be a really depressing experience will do me good... Nice one anyway. Daniel Bransby.

Guest 5,248 signed in on Thursday, August 19th at 6:01pm

Name	Daren Carr
My page	Yeah, right....
My URL	http://See previous answer.
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Golden, Colorado, USA
Comments	Good stuff. Man, you're a bit twisted. Considering, you might reserve comments about wacky californians (coming from the portion of the US targeted by wacky californians for infestation). Anyway, you two deserve each other. Cheers.

Guest 5,247 signed in on Thursday, August 19th at 6:01pm

Name	Daren Carr
My page	Yeah, right....
My URL	http://See previous answer.
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Golden, Colorado, USA
Comments	Good stuff. Man, you're a bit twisted. Considering, you might reserve comments about wacky californians 9coming from the portion of the US targeted by wacky californians for infestation). Anyway, you two deserve each other. Cheers.

Guest 5,246 signed in on Wednesday, August 18th at 11:18pm

Name	Erla
Led here by	Web page
Location	iceland
Comments	pretty funny indeed

Guest 5,245 signed in on Wednesday, August 18th at 7:08pm

Name	Andrew
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	East Lansing, Michigan
Comments	I must offer my sincere thanks friend. Without your catalog of mostly inane disputes between you and your girlfriend I might have actually done some 'work' at work today. Luckily I was instead able to pass my time by reading you page and attempting in vain to stifle my laughter so that my boss in the office next door wouldn't come over on the assumption that data entry shouldn't be quite so as amusing as I was finding it. You are a hero to overpaid and under-worked college students everywhere.

Guest 5,244 signed in on Tuesday, August 17th at 8:46am

Name	Carlos Alvarado
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Davis California USA
Comments	I found your book in New York City, kind of a coincidence. I was reaching into one of the newspaper dispenser and instead of the New York Times, I got your book. =0) I read it on the way back to California. The person sitting next to me was reading from the corner of her eye, she was laughing too. Keep the good work. I should mention that I'm still learning English so any errors in here please forgive.

Guest 5,243 signed in on Tuesday, August 17th at 12:24am

Name	Rebecca
Led here by	Magic
Location	BC Canada
Comments	You poor poor man...

Guest 5,242 signed in on Monday, August 16th at 11:37am

Name	me
My page	we're not all .com zillionaires
Led here by	Magic
Location	here
Comments	Mil...if you exist at all, i'd like to impose my opinion on you. I am a 20 yr old woman (apparently, nb: apparently 20 not a woman) and i think its refreshing along with humourous to see a man understand a woman so well without understanding her at all. Theres hope yet. PS - note to my boyfriend, i dont lack common sense im a woman. :)

Guest 5,241 signed in on Monday, August 16th at 2:35am

Name	Keli
Led here by	Magic
Location	Midwest America, Center of Creative Indifference to World Affairs
Comments	I'm tempted to send you naked pictures, but instead I will ask a question and make a statement. Question: What do you use to dye your hair? My red dye wears off too quickly. Statement: I hope Andie MacDowell reads your page and cries.

Guest 5,240 signed in on Sunday, August 15th at 11:33pm

Name	Pam
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Thought your page was hilarious, the whole way thru reading it I kept turning to my b/f and saying 'Are you sure this isn't your page?' Margret sounds just like me, and your are so like Ray even down to sneaking in the guitars lolol KEEP IT UP!!! Had tears streaming down my face I laughes so much. Thanks

Guest 5,239 signed in on Sunday, August 15th at 5:40pm

Name	pappy
My page	pappy
My URL	http://www.micrisoft.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	de
Comments	oh no, whats this :-) have a nice day, Alex (who rather not be an idiot please)

Guest 5,238 signed in on Sunday, August 15th at 12:49am

Name	Fernando
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Arizona
Comments	wow. just wow. an interesting and idyllic life you lead. I'm curious if you play any online first person shooters, or rather, any online games at all.

Guest 5,237 signed in on Saturday, August 14th at 7:37pm

Name	Rosa
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
Comments	Read "A Certain Chemistry", liked it a lot. Guess that's "etc" on your list of ways to find the page.

Guest 5,236 signed in on Saturday, August 14th at 6pm

Name	Nicola
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Durham
Comments	I nearly wet myself when I read the bit about the plant in the bath.....I do that too...does that make me as mad as Margret?!

Guest 5,235 signed in on Saturday, August 14th at 5:56am

Name	Becka
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	Yes, I'm one of the many crazy Californians reading this site right now, but I had to tell you that I love your website. Especially the video clip of Second Born, he's adorable. And you're hilarious.

Guest 5,234 signed in on Saturday, August 14th at 3:51am

Name	Jack
Led here by	Magic
Location	New York
Comments	HA! HA! HA! HA! (and, well - That's about it!)

Guest 5,233 signed in on Friday, August 13th at 10:43pm

Name	Alex
Led here by	Web page
Comments	My ex-girlfriend is indentical to M.

Guest 5,232 signed in on Friday, August 13th at 5:36pm

Name	Lindsay Nevala
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Maine
Comments	"Miiiiiiiillll......" I found your website in the middle of the night, and read it all laughing my ass off the entire way, probably arousing some sort of suspiscion in the other (sleeping) members of my house. You're bloody brilliant. (Bloody...what a great word)

Guest 5,231 signed in on Friday, August 13th at 1:54pm

Name	Andy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	An office with a young harlot under the desk!
Comments	It is very rare i sit and read websites at work, however this one not only had me reading it also led to loud exclamations of hilarity which nearly cost me my job! Hurrah for you in creating this!!

Guest 5,230 signed in on Friday, August 13th at 6am

Name	Andrew S
My page	N/A
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	I wish I knew - some university in NSW Australia
Comments	You're a genius Mil, well closer to it than most anyway. This shit had me giggling like a schoolgirl, and funnily enough I dressed as one today - how appropriate! Really though don't argue or be concerned with idiots, because onlookers (mostly idiots) can't tell who's who.

Guest 5,229 signed in on Friday, August 13th at 5:56am

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Barry
Location	Canada
Comments	Your website is extremely amusing. And also I think that you're truly a lucky man to have someone so spunky in your life. Hehe. My favourite parts are the stuff about the plants.

Guest 5,228 signed in on Thursday, August 12th at 10:56pm

Name	stuart foyle
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Stoke on Trent (somebodys gotta live here!)
Comments	I was thinking of dating the German girl at work until I read this. You may have just saved my life! Excellent site.

Guest 5,227 signed in on Thursday, August 12th at 10:43pm

bev of Big D sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,226 signed in on Thursday, August 12th at 7:05pm

Name	Colin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	A boring damp part of the UK. Doesn't narrow it down much I know.
Comments	I was actually after "thingsmywifehassaidwhenquotingthebleedingobvious". This is quite the funniest thing I have read in the last 4 days or so. Make it 5 actually because b3ta.org is just childish nonsense for drunk people. I have been both amused and personally disturbed in equal measures. I sent the link to my wife (of 8 years) and she found it funny too. Unfortunately, the irony was entirely lost on her. No, she's not German or American. Message to Jason King (Aug 6). F**k me, you must have been a very busy man. Best on the ENTIRE net? Wow, I take my hat off to you for your dedication. Have you got ADSL?

Guest 5,225 signed in on Thursday, August 12th at 4:28am

Name	Trish
Led here by	Magic
Location	Somewhere in that large horrible continent that the world has come to despise.... thanks a bunch Bush.....
Comments	... I just read an entry containing the words "peace out" and I had to take a moment to shake my head dissapointedly at humanity. Its always lovely to read about the horribly tumultuous and yet fully functional relationships of others. It gives me hope for all of mine.

Guest 5,224 signed in on Wednesday, August 11th at 7:37pm

Name	Robbie Taylor
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	America. Yeah, I know, but it's NY, so that's Ok.
Comments	This page is screamingly funny. You, Mil, are an incredibly witty man. I feel like I'm reading about almost all of my relationships. Keep up the good work.

Guest 5,223 signed in on Tuesday, August 10th at 6:20pm

Name	Julie Wall
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Germany/Wolverhampton, no I am not lying
Comments	I can't believe no one told me about this page sooner. This is the first place I have come across on the internet in a long long time which has actually made me laugh. Thank you! - Julie

Guest 5,222 signed in on Tuesday, August 10th at 6:48am

Name	ben
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	oh, and i doubt she is over reacting to you wearing her underwear. And i am from California, but i am not wacky, thats just the few people who care enough to reflect their image in hollywood

Guest 5,221 signed in on Tuesday, August 10th at 6:45am

Name	ben
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	it started out funny, but then it just pissed me off, Your both dumb and you are made for each other. Are you both jewish, cause i am, and my fam argues a lot, but you put us to shame. Peace out

Guest 5,220 signed in on Monday, August 9th at 2:08pm

Name	Marquess of Tipperary
Led here by	Barry
Location	Mars, or Berkshire, whatever is the closer
Comments	Superb

Guest 5,219 signed in on Monday, August 9th at 8:46am

Name	Darren
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Oh, and say "hi" to your mum for me.

Guest 5,218 signed in on Monday, August 9th at 8:46am

Name	Darren
My URL	http://number98.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Perth, Western Australia
Comments	I grow; I prosper: Now, gods, stand up for twats!

Guest 5,217 signed in on Sunday, August 8th at 4:20am

Name	Leo
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London/Geneva
Comments	Have just discovered your page, and may I say: You Lucky, Lucky Man.

Guest 5,216 signed in on Saturday, August 7th at 11:44pm

Name	Rachel
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kentucky, USA
Comments	Yes, I am from Kentucky, so I'm sure you already think I am an idiot. But I assure you I am not. Your site makes me extremely happy. I appreciate the sympathy about our President; I feel the pain everyday. Pulp Fiction is fucking halarious.

Guest 5,215 signed in on Friday, August 6th at 9:17pm

Name	Jason King
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Manchester UK
Comments	Class. Best site on the net without a shadow.

Guest 5,214 signed in on Friday, August 6th at 1:27am

Name	Bronwen
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Limerick, Ireland
Comments	Is your real name Milhouse?

Guest 5,213 signed in on Thursday, August 5th at 5:30am

Name	Justin
My page	The Patriot Journal
My URL	http://www.patriotjournal.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tampa, Fl
Comments	Great site!

Guest 5,212 signed in on Thursday, August 5th at 4:46am

Name	Diane
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Liverpool
Comments	erm, just got mailing thingy... new book? details please i need something new to laugh out loud at in college n scare people.

Guest 5,211 signed in on Thursday, August 5th at 3:46am

Name	Jake Allen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	the backwoods
Comments	I'm not going through the internet alphabetically. I couldn't. I mean I wouldn't even know woh to spell alphabetically if it weren't writen out right above.

Guest 5,210 signed in on Wednesday, August 4th at 9:53pm

Name	sultry sarah
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Are so thats how the old email sheild of secrecy works. too little, too late. what is poutine anyway - i never got round to trying it when in Canada. saw a picture of it on a menu, it looked like chips with gravy and cheese. nothing special about that canadians, come to the north of england and you'll be bombarded with such delicacies. except we'd throw a mars bar in as well.

Guest 5,209 signed in on Wednesday, August 4th at 9:49pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Search engine
Location	london
Comments	its 9.41pm. I stayed late at work, at no extra charge to finish something off... and then I spend one and a half hours lurking through this page rather than addressing the business that is keeping me in this accursed office when I could be out gambolling in the fields. And not for the first time either. Am I thick or what? when will I pick up on the fact that work avoidance tools are only appropriately when used on the employers time. why,oh why,oh why? disgruntled of finsbury park

Guest 5,208 signed in on Wednesday, August 4th at 9:17pm

Name	?guess who?
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	I stopped talking to a girl in high school after she would say "okey dokey penokey" It is just as bad as "super duper pooper"

Guest 5,207 signed in on Wednesday, August 4th at 4:27pm

Name	Matt Murray
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	Web page
Location	U.S.A.
Comments	This page has to be one of the funniest I've read. I've rarely been found laughing when I read, but I had all of my co-workers heads sticking out of their cubicles with curiosity as I was trying to hold back the laughter. Awesome site!

Guest 5,206 signed in on Wednesday, August 4th at 11:35am

Name	stuart
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	CANADA
Comments	Canada is most definatly not the same as America. Obviously you've never been here. I mean we have poutine, so obviously we are superior. Magret sounds like an 'interesting' person. let's see something from her point of view. i found you from a link on a forum, if you must know the truth.

Guest 5,205 signed in on Tuesday, August 3rd at 8:03pm

Name	kristin
My URL	http://kristintracy.diaryland.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Maryland, U.S.
Comments	Mil, you make me laugh. Heartily, even. Although my laugh is more cackly than it is hearty, come to think of it. Perhaps throaty? In any event. A multitude of thanks are in order for telling your tales. I have signed up for your mailing list, and look forward to continued, if sparse, updates on the goings on in your household. ~kristin at arms

Guest 5,204 signed in on Tuesday, August 3rd at 2:22pm

Name	PIA
Led here by	Web page
Location	Indonesia
Comments	i was hoping to be the millionth visitor...but apparently i need to enter about 994,995 before i could win the prize. A free ticket to Germany....perhaps??? ja ja ja! And I want the address of your homepage damnit~!!!!!

Guest 5,203 signed in on Tuesday, August 3rd at 9:55am

Name	Jared Bell
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sunny San Diego
Comments	I now keep some water and a chamois next to my computer screen to clean off whatever you have just caused me to spit all over the screen. I suppose I could just not drink while I read, but that would be far too simple. I love your site, it's nice to know that healthy relationships still exist, everyone should be oddly jealous of you two.

Guest 5,202 signed in on Tuesday, August 3rd at 7:29am

Name	Duggie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	German territory
Comments	I strongly suggest to become gay. Apparently most of these problems blow away.

Guest 5,201 signed in on Monday, August 2nd at 8:42pm

Name	ANdrew
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I was recently involved with a german woman. Onetime she cooked a lamb dinner for me and she got into a real strop because I put the mint sauce onthe potatoes. It seems that putting it on the lamb was ecusable as I am English and nothing better is expected from me, but on the potatoes!!!!!!! I must say though that your Margaret is very pretty and you are lucky to have such a lively and interesting girlfriend.

Guest 5,200 signed in on Monday, August 2nd at 6:41pm

Name	Satirah
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Southeast USA
Comments	"Well, butter me and call me a bisquit" That 'jest' 'bout sums it up. Sure can't say "Oh, it was fair to middlin' nuthin' ta write Maw about" I wuz bambuzzled now I am BooKoos BamBuzzled!! (Great!! Njoyed it!)

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