Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,100 to 5,199)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests five thousand one hundred to five thousand one hundred and ninety-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

Note that, in order to fox puppy-fiddlingly evil spammers, a visitor's e-mail address, if given, is automatically disguised. The correct response in such a case is to remove the false bit.

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Guest 5,199 signed in on Monday, August 2nd at 4:14pm

Name	Duggie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	German territory
Comments	I strongly suggest to become gay. Apparently most of these problems blow away.

Guest 5,198 signed in on Sunday, August 1st at 5:56pm

Name	Rick
Led here by	Barry
Location	Wolverhampton
Comments	Can I just add a spare apology for use when you need one? L should like to apologise to all women, everywhere, for the world. I own up. It's all my fault OK? There happy now?

Guest 5,197 signed in on Saturday, July 31st at 9:48pm

Ulga of -- sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,196 signed in on Friday, July 30th at 10:26pm

Name	chrisjay
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	sunny location
Comments	Summer Hols, See you September cj

Guest 5,195 signed in on Friday, July 30th at 10:26pm

Name	chrisjay
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	sunny location
Comments	Summer Hols, See you September cj

Guest 5,194 signed in on Friday, July 30th at 4:31pm

Name	Lauren
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Laughed, cried...Brilliant!! Not to mention that I now have something I can show my boyfriend, quite clearly suggesting that our relationship isn't half as off the wall as he claims!! By the way, look very much forward to you turning up on our doorstep. Thanks for the smiles, read you every time I'm down.

Guest 5,193 signed in on Friday, July 30th at 12:54pm

Name	tim bull
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	a fine blog. i found it by typing 'oleaginous' into the MSN search engine - life is weird.

Guest 5,192 signed in on Friday, July 30th at 10:15am

margret sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,191 signed in on Thursday, July 29th at 7:13pm

Name	Flatulent Fred
My page	Flatulent Fred and the Rubber Duck
My URL	http://www.non-existantwebsite.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Third planet from Polarus
Comments	Best non-pornographic website out there, seriously.

Guest 5,190 signed in on Thursday, July 29th at 3:14pm

Name	liz
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	brilliant,absolutely brilliant. Got questioned as to why i was crying at work, when i told them i was actually crying as i had been laughing so much, i was asked naturally what about ?? didnt really know where to start explaining what i found so funny, it was just the BEST . as you may have gathered, dont do much at work, and this kept me busy and laughing a good hour! by the way my ex boyfriend was a bob - marley loving frenchman who wore multi-coloued shoe-laces and believe me, i know how wonderful being with someone from another country can be, always discovering things...like the time he saw a dog in the UK with a collar thing round its neck ( you know those big white conical things to protect them when they have been cut or whatever..) and he said with ABSOLUTE seriousness...."oohh lise look, its a deaf dog!"

Guest 5,189 signed in on Thursday, July 29th at 2:34pm

Name	Jeremy
My page	Leek Lads
My URL	http://www.lethal-response.net
Led here by	Barry
Location	Leek, Staffordshire
Comments	Not quite barry, it was linked from PCFormat Forums, It has occupied a good couple of hours of my day off, and I am thoroughly amused. I was actually crying with laughter at the point of the turkey gravy on the table incident. Which prompted the wife to inquire about the source of my amusement. I told her it wasn't that easy to explain quickly, at which she stormed off muttering... ;) Thank you for giving me a true belly laugh. Worth every scroll.

Guest 5,188 signed in on Wednesday, July 28th at 4:37pm

Name	helen neeson
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	luton
Comments	I dont think I have chuckled so much for ages, funny, real and refreshing. Nice one. the FAQ'a are even better

Guest 5,187 signed in on Wednesday, July 28th at 3:51pm

Name	Louise Mookerjee
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	Very funny and love the column in the Guardian too.

Guest 5,186 signed in on Tuesday, July 27th at 1:40pm

Name	Richard Chiolero
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sacramento, CA
Comments	Dear Mil, By now, I'm assuming that you've read my e-mail address and deduced that it has something slightly French about it, and you've read that I live in California so you're either rolling your eyes and thinking "the poor idiot" or racing over to the scroll bar with your mouse so that you can avoid reading a scathing comment left in your guest book that is bereft of all intelligence and humor. So, if you're still reading this, thank you! At this moment, I am sitting in an internet bar in the western wilds of China thanking whichever deity is responsible for your having put your page on the internet. I haven't laughed so hard or so often from one person's writing before, and I want to thank you for having written it. I realise, of course, that it was done solely for my benefit as a Wacky Californian, and you can sleep quite contently once you have read this secure in the knowledge that you have not only made someone who was desperately trying to find something in English to read (I had no idea that it would be British English, but my British roomie helped me to translate the big words like "wanker" so that I could go "oooooh! and then gaze in slack-jawed amazement at the wit contained in the statement that I had just read.)extremely happy, but you've also helped add words to my vocabulary which were missing due to the fact that me and my fellow tribe of Californians have difficulty in saying words that you can't add "like" or "dude" to. (Along the same tangent, I have just learned the word "savory" as of May. In travelling the futher western wilds of China, a certain Branston Pickle was mentioned in passing. Having never experienced something which is apparently something that comes close to being one with God, they described it as being savory. So, I had to like, totally say "what's that mean?" And they proceeded to tell me "not sweet" and asked how we expressed this emotion in California to which I announced "not sweet." The jist of this is that if you're ever in California visiting, don't use the word savory or we'll get confused and try to start a new religion in your honor.) Anyhow, what I'm trying to get across in all of this babbling is that I think that your page is absolutely amazing, and it's made a temporarily sad Californian guy very happy, and that you, Margret, and your children rock. Sincerely, Richard Chiolero

Guest 5,185 signed in on Tuesday, July 27th at 11:07am

Name	Chadi
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	Absolutely Brilliant!!!!!!!! Never laughed so hard in my life....more so, never at work either. Almost cost me my job. Probably worth it don't you think?

Guest 5,184 signed in on Monday, July 26th at 11:08pm

Name	Phil
My page	Shotgun's Editorials
My URL	http://editorials.0catch.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Strategically positioned 'twixt keyboard and chair
Comments	I've just read A Certain Chemistry, for the second time. It's quite possibly the quintessence of funny, with a gosh-darned brilliant message to boot. It made me laugh, and think about crying but in the end decide that people would just laugh if I did. Given the foregoing, I've placed a link directly to the book's page on Amazon on my website, so that all can discover its glory. I'll bet that gives you a feeling of true security, knowing that your book gets billing on a website with sod-all hits, doesn't it?

Guest 5,183 signed in on Monday, July 26th at 10:49am

Name	Peggy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Hastings, England
Comments	Fantastic - best laugh for ages!! If only I had time to read it all. You're on Jeeves Keyhole of weird sites - wonder why?? Peg

Guest 5,182 signed in on Sunday, July 25th at 4:07pm

Name	Carol
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	mid-Atlantic, USA
Comments	actually it was not from a stranger in a bar, but the url was posted in BrainStorms' Phun Websites writing that causes me to giggle, and to look up such words as "aetiology" on a rainy Sunday morning cannot be all bad....

Guest 5,181 signed in on Sunday, July 25th at 11:44am

Name	Tamera Daun
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Norway
Comments	Brilliant. I had to read the page in a couple of sittings, but only because I had to give myself a break from the shaking, tearful laughter that was on the brink of physical pain. Too many endorphines released from humour may prove to be a health hazard. I've also published a book on relationships. Geez, you bloody went and wrecked my theory! Congratulations, and cheers to a very "giving" and successful relationship.

Guest 5,180 signed in on Sunday, July 25th at 11:24am

Name	Jessica X
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Illinois, USA
Comments	I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I came upon this page - I have enough problems with my nose as it is. The upstairs neighbours were a little disgruntled, but... SCREW THEM. "Real Life", the trip to Ireland and the "I'm Cold/Where" bits were some of the best. You'll be pleased/indifferent to know I ordered the TMGAIHAA book... used, from Amazon.com (I know, you won't REALLY see a single coin from it, but at least I didn't just download it from Kazaa...) In any case, good luck with everything you do, and I hope you and Margret continue in your healthy, sparking romance for the rest of eternity, or at least through the end of the month.

Guest 5,179 signed in on Sunday, July 25th at 1:41am

Name	duane
Led here by	Magic
Location	Tamworth,Staffs,England
Comments	has anyone ever noticed, that whatever you argue about, your wife/girlfriend will always bring up something totally irrelevant, that happened some years previously

Guest 5,178 signed in on Saturday, July 24th at 4:17pm

Name	Ambs
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Missouri, USA
Comments	I just want to thank you for showing my boyfriend that I am not as unreasonable as he thinks. All I had to do was show him this page, come back about 20 minutes later and say, "see honey? it could be worse!" I guess he just needs a little coaching before he begins to view arguing as "quality time," but you and TMGAIHAA are helping him immensely. And may I quickly apologize for living in the state that spawned John Ashcroft, and the country that placed the cowboy in office (or did we?...)? I was a little disappointed to see that conservative American yahoos haven't been signing the guestbook regularly. Don't they know we live to laugh at them? signed, Not a Wacky Californian

Guest 5,177 signed in on Saturday, July 24th at 4:05pm

Name	A
Led here by	Barry
Location	Perth, Australia (not the cold Scottish one..or the one in Canada
Comments	You must have written this along time ago cos I living the life now.(cept shes not German...or called Magret...nor am I English..) weird huh!

Guest 5,176 signed in on Saturday, July 24th at 11:45am

Name	Hakon
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Norway
Comments	I had a good time reading this page! Keep up the good work :)

Guest 5,175 signed in on Friday, July 23rd at 10:45pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Oregon
Comments	I was walking around the book store the other day and came across TMGAIHHA. That's all. No more, no less. I have no facinating story as to why I decided to buy this book. It was on clearance.

Guest 5,174 signed in on Friday, July 23rd at 7:04pm

Name	(ahem) margaret
My page	maggiez farm
My URL	http://maggiezfarmaz.blogspot.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	southeastern az (hells half-acre) USA
Comments	this is fantastic! Thank you, for causing me to run down the hall to void the bladder bits at least twice whilst reading you. (either i laughed that hard, or i'm slipping into incontinency, or I'm a very slow reader and fast drinker) pick one from column A....Please don't run screaming just because i share a name and nationality with your beloved nemisis... the extra 'a' in my name and the fact i had a father named Conrad Pistel in no way indicates any simalarities. I would be deeply honored (and possibly co-errced into offering other , shall we say, incentives(but only if margret 1 were out of town and you wore a bag and lied to me) where was I?? oh yeah... if you would pop round to the farm and 'knock me up' in the guestbook region... I am utterly amazed at how many hours 1 human bean can waste on the internet! my true regards , maggie baker

Guest 5,173 signed in on Friday, July 23rd at 2:33am

Name	Cheryl
My URL	http://www.deadjournal.com/~dead_dreaming
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Comments	Hey, love the website, it's absolutely wonderful. You can tell you two have real love, and if it works, then it works. And may I take the opportunity to apologize for my fellow Americans. They are morons. And there's nothing the rest of us can do about it, try as we might.

Guest 5,172 signed in on Friday, July 23rd at 1:46am

Name	Valerie Lake
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Orange County, CA
Comments	This is one of the FUNNIEST relationship pages I've ever seen. I finally accept my relationship as normalcy. Thank you!

Guest 5,171 signed in on Thursday, July 22nd at 8:52pm

Name	Kurt
My page	d i s c o l o r a t i o n s
My URL	http://www.discolorations.net/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	San Francisco, California
Comments	(oops, didn't mean to make it private...) I've now lost over two weeks of productivity at work reading this site. Suffice to say I've read it a few times now and have consistently been unable to hold in the laughter and/or tears. Your book has made it to the top of my amazon wish list.

Guest 5,170 signed in on Thursday, July 22nd at 8:52pm

Kurt of San Francisco, California sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,169 signed in on Thursday, July 22nd at 4:07pm

Name	RalphFilthy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	What a fantastic read - this is the best thing I have seen on the internet in a long time. Great stuff and thanks for sharing it

Guest 5,168 signed in on Thursday, July 22nd at 2:35pm

Name	Valkyrie
Led here by	Magic
Location	uk
Comments	OMG, that has got to be the most accurate and funny thing I have read in a long time. :)

Guest 5,167 signed in on Thursday, July 22nd at 1:41pm

Name	kato tan
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	amsterdam
Comments	o my god,we are so alike. i too am a short,fat balding chinese guy married to a scottish/jewish harridan whose sole purpose on earth is to baffle me. also, while i work behind my screen i too picture allyson hannigan naked in different positions which is kind of sad as i am a photographer for penthouse(honestly). all i can say to you is:there is logic at work here.it's just not to be understand by us.

Guest 5,166 signed in on Wednesday, July 21st at 4:24pm

Name	cloe
Led here by	Search engine
Location	leicester
Comments	found ur website cos of helen + shirly ann on luv lines. very good site (amusing). how many times have u guys argued already???!

Guest 5,165 signed in on Wednesday, July 21st at 3:38pm

Name	Lucy
Led here by	Barry
Location	Dublin
Comments	Eh, the disguise for the email addresses is not very competent, is it? Also, how did that Fran person take two whole days to read this site? Is she American maybe?

Guest 5,164 signed in on Wednesday, July 21st at 3:35pm

Name	Lucy
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Damnit. I came here to tell you that I saw your site mentioned in Irish Times Hot/Not column on the weekend but some bucko has beaten me to it. Damn you bucko! Incidentally, I saw this site before the Irish Times did and was openly horrified, secretly gleeful to see it mentioned in weekend's newspaper. You may be interested in the other things the Irish Times found 'hot' besides yourself. Driftwood- Weekdays on RTÉ Radio 1 at 10.50 A mini mid-morning soap that kicks off on Monday. Here's hoping it's a good one. Snuff- Post-smoking ban, the retro tobacco powder returns. Regional airports- How refreshing to drift through in a matter of minutes, rather than fighting the hell that is Dublin Airport? Easons bags- Lowercase black type on brown paper, or white for carry-bags. Death to the garish, school-blazer stripes. The smell after rain- Excuse us for sounding like a Leaving Cert poem, but it is great. Ginger ale- Like, when was the last time you tried it? "Name that TD"- The ultimate game to evaluate how politically thick your mates are. Bit colloquial isn't it? Easons is a chain of book shops; Leaving Cert is Irish equivalent of A Levels; TD is Irish MP. Everything else is pretty much internationally understandable I believe.

Guest 5,163 signed in on Wednesday, July 21st at 11:59am

Name	Fran
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Dublin
Comments	Loved it!! Although my boss has been shooting dagger eyes at me for the last two days while I pretended to work. It's hard trying to explain why your pissing yourself laughing at the excel spreadsheet you just popped up in front of you! Fair play to you and looking forward to reading your books. Thanks for two great days of entertainment. Fran

Guest 5,162 signed in on Wednesday, July 21st at 11:47am

Name	Zachariah
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Mexico
Comments	I Almost died from laughing, I've never had that much pepsi pass through my nose! I had to stop at the "crack and prostitutes, hurrah!" because I stiched my side and could no longer read for fear of laughing to death! I've had the "This lavatory is my domain when hence forth I am in it, violators will be shot" conversation a few times haha.

Guest 5,161 signed in on Tuesday, July 20th at 8:31am

Name	Vicki
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Port Huron, Michigan USA
Comments	Very funny stuff. The last time I was in Ireland, I met this guy from Liverpool... Would you see to it that he gets my "I don't get it" badge? Thanks, Vicki

Guest 5,160 signed in on Monday, July 19th at 12:12pm

Name	Niall Weldon
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Excellent site dude, have the same arguments with my girl friend, so funny to hear someone else's stories

Guest 5,159 signed in on Monday, July 19th at 2:44am

Name	Jeremy
My page	MelbourneLefty
My URL	http://melbournelefty.blogspot.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	Very amusing. But what's the point of repeating what is clearly obvious? So instead I'll be a pedant. Your first born refers to Margret as "Mom"? "MOM"?! As per the Americans? Really? Anyway, I'm now going to go hunt down the second book.

Guest 5,158 signed in on Saturday, July 17th at 11:50pm

Name	Joshua Yancey
My page	Red 5 Films
My URL	http://www.red5films.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Brooklyn, New York
Comments	This page is so funny it makes me miss my ex-girlfriend, who also happens to be german, and even though Mil claims that no one can know what it is like to live in his world, I have, at least, travelled there. Here's the scene: Standing in Paris on a cold, drizzly, March day in front of the Hotel de Ville. Me: (to no one in particular) I'm cold. Steffi: (with all the sincerity her 5' 2" frame can hold) Why? Oh, it boggles the mind.

Guest 5,157 signed in on Saturday, July 17th at 11:44pm

Name	Mandy
Led here by	Web page
Location	near Toad Suck, AR (seriously)
Comments	I really enjoyed this, but sharing it with a few single friends may have frightened them away from partnering forever. My husband and I have ridiculous little arguments all the time, and agree that the verbal sparring probably binds us tighter than snuggling. You can get affection almost anywhere, but someone who makes you bonkers is a rare find. I must try that Him:"I'm cold." Her:"Where?" bit sometime, just to watch his response. Also, how exactly did she get you to do all the cooking and cleaning? What were the exact words? ;) I'm going to have to scamper down to my bookstore soon.

Guest 5,156 signed in on Saturday, July 17th at 6:52pm

Name	Mimi
Led here by	Magic
Location	Thailand
Comments	You're such a man of toleration! and so do a wickedly funny man.

Guest 5,155 signed in on Saturday, July 17th at 4:36pm

Name	PhillipOBrien Gleeson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Dublin,Eire
Comments	Happened upon your page from reading a "Whats Hot & Whats Not" list in the irish Times mag. You gave me a nice giggle!! Thanks Phillip

Guest 5,154 signed in on Saturday, July 17th at 4:35pm

Name	Magnus Olsson
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Sweden
Comments	Hehe

Guest 5,153 signed in on Saturday, July 17th at 12:40pm

Name	minxy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	leeds
Comments	i need to get a life until then i will live vicariously thru yours and we need the archived mailing lists i justdiscovered i kinda missed a letter off when i registered before by the way have you ever thought about SM? you have ssuch delicious masochistic tendencies

Guest 5,152 signed in on Friday, July 16th at 6:03pm

Name	Julian
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Maine, USA
Comments	I was going to tell you how funny your site was, but then I figured you probably already have an inflated sense of your own funniness (read: worth) and I didn't want to contribute to that delusion. You're obviously aware of this problem given some of the answers in your FAQ so I'm sure you won't think me presumptuous to point it out to you again. Or maybe you will. Which is fine; I can live with that. My point (and I don't have one) is that you should keep doing what it is that you do (read: stupid things that get you in trouble with Margaret and make good anecdote fodder). I would appreciate that. j

Guest 5,151 signed in on Friday, July 16th at 1:55pm

Name	Kat again
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Little Rock, AR (again)
Comments	Oh, by the way -- I apologize for my fellow Americans who have left messages on your Guestbook. We're not all like that. Some of us actually GET British humor.

Guest 5,150 signed in on Friday, July 16th at 1:53pm

Name	Kat
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Little Rock, AR
Comments	Mil, you're an excellent writer. I've spent way too much time at your site. I'll have you know, I am in a similar relationship, and wouldn't give up my man for the world. Still... sometimes the laws of physics, reason, and reality don't seem to work with him. Thanks so much for letting us peer into your crazy life.

Guest 5,149 signed in on Friday, July 16th at 12:58pm

Name	Danny
Led here by	Magic
Location	Effingham, Surrey
Comments	Inspired by your literary outbursts, I went to go to the Apology Page, I just want you to say 'sorry'. I tried drawing a picture of you...wasn't bad, think I could have done the nose better...Anyhow, took my trusty lighter and set fire to it. Oh, how I screeched! Consequently, 42 people evacuated from my office, me fired and now living in a small alcove by House Of Fraser in Guildford. Still, it was quite theraputic...

Guest 5,148 signed in on Friday, July 16th at 12:41pm

Name	Diederick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Amsterdam
Comments	Brilliant. Thank you.

Guest 5,147 signed in on Friday, July 16th at 12:34pm

Name	goma rai
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	dharan nepal
Comments	yeah!! it's gotta be good enough to be in love.

Guest 5,146 signed in on Friday, July 16th at 1:43am

Name	Matt
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	I think you're the problem. Here's why: 1) You probably seek this kind of behavior in people because you mentioned that you're a "text-book child" and you're parents treated you like a moron (therefore you are one). 2) Your ability to author this page (no, I barely read the first few) proves that you are a run-on-sentence. 3) You're GAY ... yes you are ... G.A.Y!! No male specimen every wrote something with this much dedication unless he had a strong female side of him. Your gay! You journal'er (that means you're GAY -BTW) None of that was in your faq WAS IT?

Guest 5,145 signed in on Thursday, July 15th at 8:51pm

Name	Marc
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	You have way to much time on your hands to write all this. If your complaining, dump the bitch. Love from the US

Guest 5,144 signed in on Thursday, July 15th at 3:33pm

Name	Vexed Man
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	what the fuck does that mean? i don't understand this. i said she was beautiful and sexy and pretty and that Mil pretended that it was just all too difficult and yet we know he loves her to bits.

Guest 5,143 signed in on Thursday, July 15th at 3:31pm

Vexed Man sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,142 signed in on Thursday, July 15th at 12:06am

Name	Jessica Botsford
Led here by	Web page
Location	California
Comments	Found your page while reading "Slate Magazine". I must say, BRILLIANT!

Guest 5,141 signed in on Wednesday, July 14th at 4:32pm

Name	riverchild
My page	riverchild
My URL	http://www,execulink.com/~riverchild/
Led here by	Magic
Location	waterloo, ontario
Comments	i still love this page. even after i bought the book. even after reading it all at least 3 times now. i love this page so much i put mil's little face on my own links page and linked it here, to this page. which i love. mil, can i marry your page?

Guest 5,140 signed in on Wednesday, July 14th at 11:28am

Name	Azhrarn
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Virginia, USA
Comments	That was a wonderful read. It's so rare to see such affectionate candor applied to that least loved and most defining of a relationship's facets. It sounds very much as if the two of you will be together for life, and happily at that. My boyfriend and I read the page together and when we weren't giggling like kids, he was pointing out bits and saying "where have I seen THIS before?" and poking me unmercifully. And yes, we DO argue and bicker a great deal. But then, if you look at it rationally, it seems that those who argue the least don't tend to be very happy together and one always hears later about how one left the other over something small and silly. Love, REAL love, is not something out of a busom-ripper dimestore novel or some popular movie. It's not glossy and perfect and happily-ever-after. It requires patience, understanding, commitment and communication. Being humans, we are imperfect, unreasonable, impatient and at least sometimes a little careless. So here's to the things we argue about. It is a delightful paradox that the things that bring us closer are the same things we find so very infuriating. Cheers!

Guest 5,139 signed in on Tuesday, July 13th at 9:13pm

Name	si
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	the dubbing closet
Comments	this site, along with blackpeopleloveus.com, prompted our manager to track some coworkers and me down and shush us for laughing too loud.

Guest 5,138 signed in on Tuesday, July 13th at 3:47pm

Name	Jason
Led here by	Web page
Location	My double wide trailer
Comments	Beautiful... absolutely beautiful. I've been laughing so hard for the last 45 minutes that I appear to have significantly injured my relationship with the cat. At some point I would like to figure out how to get on the mailing list, but for now I have to go and buy a pack of ciggarettes and finish tiling the floor. Absolutely brilliant.

Guest 5,137 signed in on Tuesday, July 13th at 3:17pm

Name	Anne
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Falling off my chair laughing
Comments	Well, if I'm honest I found your webpage by reading your second book and then (hoping against hope that there might be some extra pages tucked away between the end and the back cover) reading the biography bit. I've only managed to read about half way down the page so far, partly because of the whole falling off my chair thing, and partly because I'm starting to get really strange looks from my collegues. There's only so many times you can disguise a snort of laughter as choking/sneezing/dropping your keyboard on the floor.

Guest 5,136 signed in on Tuesday, July 13th at 12:33pm

Name	Peter
Led here by	Web page
Location	Moscow
Comments	Well... I think that if you count up all the times you complain about your GF, and divide that by all the complaints made by men about their GFs or wives that have been or ever will be made, and divide, you get a very very small number so close to zero that... well, fuck it, who's counting right?

Guest 5,135 signed in on Tuesday, July 13th at 7:42am

Name	Lorna
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	I was just kidding about the eyebrows thing (if you put the names and emails together). It was meant affectionately, not disrespectfully. I'm going to delete the email that sent me here and clear my internet history thingie if I can remember how because I am still awake at midnight reading your curiously compelling words. Have a great life - hug the kids and kiss the girlfriend and all that. Thanks for the good times.

Guest 5,134 signed in on Monday, July 12th at 9:16pm

Name	Mary Louise
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Louisville, KY USA
Comments	Hey - plants LIKE the shower! Hmm - never thought about asking a date to carry my tampons . . .

Guest 5,133 signed in on Monday, July 12th at 9:09pm

Mary Louise of Louisville, KY USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,132 signed in on Monday, July 12th at 6:30pm

Name	Andrea Drahos
My page	union jack
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	appleton, wi
Comments	Wonderful,delightful. Bemuse me oh wise one.

Guest 5,131 signed in on Monday, July 12th at 5:41pm

Name	Tom Rutgers
Led here by	Web page
Location	NL_zwolle
Comments	Man...how can you live with a woman like that? Although many women act that way....this is seriously &^)&^ too funny too :P

Guest 5,130 signed in on Monday, July 12th at 9:21am

Liz Pastor of Sydney, Australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,129 signed in on Monday, July 12th at 7:27am

Name	mama sangre
My page	mama sangre's domain
My URL	http://www.mamasangre.tk
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	haha what a funny site... it's funny coz it's true. we women CAN complicate the simplest things. great time-killer when you're stuck somewhere between rain and boredom.

Guest 5,128 signed in on Sunday, July 11th at 11:42pm

Name	Qpdaj
My URL	http://www.qpdaj.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Maryland, US
Comments	Good, funny stuff. I just killed a whole Sunday afternoon reading everything, including the FAQ. Thanks for filling time between cigarettes! Well, I'm off to buy your book from Amazon (because we haven't got any decent bookstores nearby).

Guest 5,127 signed in on Sunday, July 11th at 11:40pm

Name	Menomegirl
Led here by	Web page
Location	Texas
Comments	The link to this page was posted at http://www.bronzebeta.com/

Guest 5,126 signed in on Sunday, July 11th at 11:31pm

Name	Menomegirl
Led here by	Web page
Location	Texas
Comments	Very funny. It made me laugh so hard, I cried.

Guest 5,125 signed in on Sunday, July 11th at 10:46am

Name	Mike Buchanan
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Utah, USA
Comments	I laughed until I stopped. All on company time. Thank you.

Guest 5,124 signed in on Sunday, July 11th at 10:44am

Name	Mike Buchanan
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Utah, USA
Comments	I laughed until I stopped. All on company time. Thank you.

Guest 5,123 signed in on Sunday, July 11th at 1:05am

Name	Johnny
My page	na
My URL	http://na
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada, Toronto
Comments	got this link from Firingsquad.com THIS IS ABSOLUTLY BRILLIANT! I haven't read through the whole thing, but have you ever gotten into an arguement because you never get into an arguement? and no I didn't read the FAQ, too long, I'm going to watch TV

Guest 5,122 signed in on Saturday, July 10th at 4:47am

Name	G
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	IL, USA
Comments	Glad to see someone else who understands that those who DON'T marry stay together. Your site is witty and charming. I can see why you are both so happy. Understanding eachother's neurosis is very sexy!

Guest 5,121 signed in on Friday, July 9th at 7:45pm

Name	Brett
Led here by	Magic
Location	Denver, Colorado
Comments	As an American, I think I've figured out why Mil and Margret haven't got married.....in the unlikely event of a divorce (if British Law is anything like American Law), she would be entitled to half of his belongings. Since, with the current arrangement, she gets ALL of his belongings, including sanity and piece of mind, he doesn't want to deprive her....

Guest 5,120 signed in on Friday, July 9th at 7:42pm

Name	kristy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	valparaiso, IN
Comments	This is genius! I hate to admit it, but I think I might be just like Margret... :(

Guest 5,119 signed in on Friday, July 9th at 7:14pm

Name	Carolina
Led here by	Barry
Location	Malaga, Spain
Comments	Brilliant; full of wit, irony and screamingly funny sarcasm. As good as Douglas Adams...

Guest 5,118 signed in on Friday, July 9th at 6:05pm

Name	Steven Carter
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tappahannock, VA. USA
Comments	I empathize with you. Except my wife had the good sense to leave. Good God, I knew I loved her for something.

Guest 5,117 signed in on Friday, July 9th at 4:29pm

Name	boredatwork
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Geneva, Switzerland
Comments	I laughed so hard my arse fell off prompting some scrabbling around on the floor much to the bemusement of my collegues. Probably most exciting thing to have happened in Switzerland, ever. I'm currently single and very much look forward to re-visiting fresh from a new skirmish. that and having sex again.

Guest 5,116 signed in on Friday, July 9th at 5:15am

Name	Heatherlynne
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	I find that studying comes much better when sitting in front of my computer screen laughing at some ridiculously hilarious websites...thanks for helping me study, I'm sure I'll ace my genetics exam.

Guest 5,115 signed in on Thursday, July 8th at 10:51pm

Name	lisa
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	trinidad, wi.
Comments	nice! v funny~ I thought it was cute, but then am kinda deranged. Will share with net-friendly pals. And Mil feel blessed that she's never washed ur phone...."u must'nt put electrical things under the tap ok"...my bad, but the thing looked like it needed it...^_^ it still works btw. {fear not if i get any stupider i expect i'll walk into a moving vehicle}

Guest 5,114 signed in on Thursday, July 8th at 10:49pm

Name	lisa
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	trinidad, wi.
Comments	nice! v funny~ I thought it was cute, but then am kinda deranged. Will share with net-friendly pals. And Mil feel blessed that she's never washed ur phone...."u must'nt put electrical things under the tap ok"...my bad, but the thing looked like it needed it...^_^ it still works btw.

Guest 5,113 signed in on Thursday, July 8th at 9:50pm

Name	Brett Latham
Led here by	Web page
Location	Denver, Colorado
Comments	Oh my Lord....this is quite possibly the funniest website I've had the pleasure of coming across in quite some time. As a matter of fact, I will be looking for your books at my local bookstore. Thank you for the sympathy regarding our President...we didn't REALLY elect him anyway...

Guest 5,112 signed in on Thursday, July 8th at 5:08pm

Name	Renee
Led here by	Barry
Location	Coporate USA, Philadelphia, PA
Comments	Thanks for making me squirt Mountain Dew through my nose. I love your writing style.

Guest 5,111 signed in on Thursday, July 8th at 10:27am

Name	trentonhayes
Led here by	Web page
Location	Seattle Wa USA
Comments	Thank you so much for your wordy and gut-bustingly funny screed--or series of screeds--about your obviously pretty wonderful relationship. You and your teutonic fury/muse are manifestly a rare and wonderful pair, and your writing brightened my evening. Thank you.

Guest 5,110 signed in on Thursday, July 8th at 7am

Name	hatti
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Nothing more satisfying than a healthy love-hate relationship! Great read!

Guest 5,109 signed in on Wednesday, July 7th at 9:09pm

Name	Eleanor
My page	Illuminations
My URL	http://www.tartarus.org/~eleanor
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	London
Comments	Check out the failed romance section of my page. It's not as good as yours, but has a vaguely related theme and may while away a minute or two.

Guest 5,108 signed in on Wednesday, July 7th at 5pm

Name	Rob Clement
My page	Gatevaulters
My URL	http://gatevaulters.blogspot.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Cornwall, UK
Comments	I found this site the other day, and I have just finished my GCSEs, and I am very bored. this is quality stuff. Well done. It makes me (almost) glad to be single.

Guest 5,107 signed in on Tuesday, July 6th at 7:24pm

Name	Nick
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Louisiana, US
Comments	Well, I finally finished my alphabetical trek across the internet and now I am on the second go round. I hate to be the one to say this but I am going to require additional content on your site. If I do too much actual work while at work it will soon become expected of me and I prefer to keep everyone's expectations of me as low as possible.

Guest 5,106 signed in on Tuesday, July 6th at 6:44pm

Name	Vikki
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Erial, NJ
Comments	Mil- Loved the first book and I am laughing my way through the second. Keep them coming. Vikki

Guest 5,105 signed in on Tuesday, July 6th at 2:01pm

Name	Jayne McCormick
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I love it - I read the column in the Guardian and was secretly shamed each week as my partner declared 'Thats just like you!!!' I am a believer in the more trivial the arguments the happier the couple so I guess you guys must be very very happy together. Oh did i mention I love it?

Guest 5,104 signed in on Tuesday, July 6th at 12:34pm

Name	Maddalena
My page	Arundel Boats
My URL	http://carol-buller.tripod.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Portsmouth
Comments	I liked this. I think i would enjoy being friends with you people, you would be a source of entertainment if nothing else. I love the way you express yourself too, reminds me of me, egotistical much?! And your children are so too perfectly adorable. You deserve to be famous. I guess you kind of are. I'll shut up now then. But thanks. x I dont mind if i look stupid, honest.

Guest 5,103 signed in on Monday, July 5th at 7:23am

Name	theBobbyGirl (you wouldn't be able to pronounce my real name anyway)
My page	theBobbyGirl Blog
My URL	http://www.folk.is/arsewank_pinko
Led here by	Web page
Location	gina carbonara's rectum (that's in iceland)
Comments	me very liky. penfold-esque giggling read the whole thing in one sitting. very interesting stuff. still, can't understand why anybody would get the idea that you don't like margret. she seems like a very interesting person to me. i could on some level empathise with both of you. i do a lot of watching films over and over again (specially if they've got rik mayall in'em :p), and think it no big deal. however, keeping a box full of old receipts sounds exactly like something i would do as well :D anyway, i hope that all is well with you and your family. vielen grüssen zu margret und süsse danken auf die kleinen ;) no worries... tara -theBobbyGirl

Guest 5,102 signed in on Monday, July 5th at 5:27am

Name	Lei
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	CANADA: WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM AMERICA
Comments	Wow. Funny stuff! Tis hard to work when such sites are on the internet.. I laughed out loud (and for some time) to the "Killing private Ryan) story... good stuff

Guest 5,101 signed in on Sunday, July 4th at 8:28pm

Name	Cory H. Vinyard
My page	the green door
My URL	http://www.thegreendoor.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	various places in 'the good ol' US of A-holes'
Comments	frighteningly close to home.

Guest 5,100 signed in on Friday, July 2nd at 7:34pm

Name	Saralyn
My page	Zombie Chipmunk
My URL	http://www.zombiechipmunk.envy.nu
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Georgia, USA
Comments	Margaret reminds me of a slightly more psychopathic version of my sister. MY boyfriend hates my sister, and he doesn't even have to live with her or really even talk to her. How do you live with Margaret? You know I just thought of something: I am just as insane as my sister.I think I'm going to crawl into a hole and die now...

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