Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 5,000 to 5,099)

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Guest 5,099 signed in on Friday, July 2nd at 6:34pm

Name	Shelly Bennington
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Colorado Springs, CO USA
Comments	I came to find your web page by way of this article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5033291/site/newsweek/ I love your sense of humor. I laughed so hard I nearly stopped breathing.

Guest 5,098 signed in on Friday, July 2nd at 5:26am

Name	JJK
Led here by	Web page
Location	Central Canada
Comments	It's a simply gut-burstingly hilarious site, I can hardly relate to most of it, being single, but it's funny none the less! I love the way you write, your excellent way of recounting anecdotes and cool sarcastic wit are employed wonderfully in all your work. As soon as i can get my hads on them, i'm going to read your books. Best of luck in getting a movie together! It won't be something i'll want to miss.

Guest 5,097 signed in on Thursday, July 1st at 7:45pm

Name	Jessi
My page	none
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Goshen, IN USA
Comments	After receiving a notice of our internet policy, I had no choice but to do a search on the internet for work. This was the first option that popped up. This has now occupied nearly 2 full days of my time, not to mention a friend of mine who needed to link sent to her as well. Mil, you are too funny. Margaret RULES!! I have to side with her, there is no such thing as too many plants. Keep on doing what you do. Jessi

Guest 5,096 signed in on Thursday, July 1st at 2:28pm

Name	Maui Mike
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	West of California
Comments	Well I'm an American living in America (sort of), and I get it - I "Grok" it, most of it. Though to be honest, I don't get the Winona Ryder thing, though. Winona Ryder? A poster of Winona, on the wall? In the computer room? You're a sick man, Mil. Now being rubbed all over with a Nastassja Kinski, that part I _really_ liked. Let's hear more about that. But not the Ryder kid, OK? My stomach can only handle so much. Sheeesh... That is NOT butter in my ear. Not this early, anyway.

Guest 5,095 signed in on Wednesday, June 30th at 7:38pm

Name	Evelyn
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA (Chicago, IL)
Comments	Great page!!

Guest 5,094 signed in on Wednesday, June 30th at 7:38pm

Name	Evelyn
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA (Chicago, IL)
Comments	Great page!!

Guest 5,093 signed in on Wednesday, June 30th at 6:44pm

Name	Mike Adams
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	Great Stuff!! It provides me a great distraction from my work!!

Guest 5,092 signed in on Wednesday, June 30th at 6:23pm

Name	R. Millington -- not that one ... the other one.
My page	Roland Millington's Fantasy Art
My URL	http://roland.rm3media.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	In a chair, you twit!
Comments	I cannot exactly understand why anyone would really put forth the ideal of a tattoed, be-belly button ringed woman who drinks whiskey, let's her boyfriend drive her classic musclecar at unsafe speeds after having given her enough of the aforementioned whiskey to leave her drooling, as the ideal, but I'm profoundly thrilled it's got a good hook and some swell lines in it. Toby Keith should be bronzed.

Guest 5,091 signed in on Wednesday, June 30th at 5:16pm

Name	joe
My page	Pannacotta
My URL	http://pannacottaisking.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Essspain
Comments	Best comment on this page... "Fantastic Mate, I laughed so much my teeth fell out, and stained my groin." Stained my groin? what the f*ck does he eat? Are they prostetic teeth taken from animals? I watched the video clip on this site and have come to the comclusion that whilst emphatically not a twat the author is at least a little disturbing. mmmm I miss prawn coctail crisps.....

Guest 5,090 signed in on Wednesday, June 30th at 5:09pm

Name	joe
My page	allyanksaretwats
My URL	http://allyanksaretwatsexceptnoamchomsky.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Espanha
Comments	I cannot compete with the other sign-in-ees having never eaten chargrilled road kill with my mentally disturbed hick friends whilst expounding the virtues of George W. but..the page is funny the book is great too. What is this about a film? A F-I-L-M? ?!?!?! Has the whole world taken leave of it's senses? I reckon Marlon Brando should do the Pel role and the Ursula part should go to a whited-up Ving Rhames in drag... Just a suggestion...

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Guest 5,088 signed in on Wednesday, June 30th at 2:11am

Name	Cindy Robbins
My page	The Octopus
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/theoctopus22
Led here by	Web page
Location	Paoli, Indiana, USA
Comments	You should just be glad Margaret isn't a redhead, too. I have a daughter who is and I've always told her she has the personality of a snapping turtle. You know dealing with her you're going to get bit, you just don't know exactly when!

Guest 5,087 signed in on Tuesday, June 29th at 8:47pm

Name	Your site fucking sucks
My page	fuck you
Led here by	Search engine
Location	fuck off
Comments	FUCK YOU YOU BITCH YOU SUCK DICK AND SO DOES YOUR LAME ASS GIRLFRIEND WHO I FUCKED LAST NIGHT IN HER ASS!!! 'Whom I fucked last night in her ass.' - Mil.

Guest 5,086 signed in on Tuesday, June 29th at 10:16am

Name	Steve
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Birmingham, England
Comments	Oh, and before I forget... I'd like to introduce you to (Oregon) Tim's wife, sister and mother... her name is Mandy. Don't let the twisted collar-bone put you off...

Guest 5,085 signed in on Tuesday, June 29th at 9:57am

Name	Irritating bigoted minority American
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Birmingham
Comments	I decided to only read half of your page and none of the FAQ's before announcing my loud-mouth idiotic opinion on an otherwise un-suspecting world. I couldn't believe what i was reading on my magic glowing box! MY wife has absolutely NO personality except that which i have approved in writing and my peanut sized testicles (which frequently dwarf my penis) shrivled up in post-adolescent rage at your English "wit". Who do you think you are? Oliver Wild?!! Seriously Mil, excellent page. The male world applauds you (and the female world gives you an admiring, but icy stare). Steve - Birmingham, England

Guest 5,084 signed in on Tuesday, June 29th at 1:54am

Name	Lia
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Brasil
Comments	Hi.... I like your page...but I'm Brazilian...and I don't understand inglish very well... bye!!!

Guest 5,083 signed in on Monday, June 28th at 9:06pm

Name	Brian
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wisconsin, USA
Comments	I have to say that finding your site was one of the best things I could have ever done. Not only did I spend incredible amounts of time reading it while working, but I also broke down and purchased both of your books. I've just finished reading TMGAIHAA and my wife thinks I'm losing it. Due mostly to the constant laughter coming from the den during the evenings. Keep up the good work Mil, and if you ever get your screen play produced I'll be one of the first in line to see it! Oh, and for Mr 5073, you are one of the reasons that the rest of the world has such a poor view of America you dolt! It's always too bad that the stupidity of the few, out-weighs the intelligence of the many.....

Guest 5,082 signed in on Monday, June 28th at 2:56pm

Name	Gary
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Manchester
Comments	I would like to make a complaint about your webpage. I had to endure concerned glances and puzzled frowns from work collegues as I spluttered, cried, twitched and choked with suppressed laughter. Please place a warning sign at the top of the page to prevent the unwary from reading it in their quiet offices when they should be working. People here probably think I'm some sort of loon!

Guest 5,081 signed in on Saturday, June 26th at 6:49pm

adina of The Arctic Circle sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,080 signed in on Saturday, June 26th at 6:42pm

Name	adina
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I meant to write Pot Noodle...now I feel dumb...tch

Guest 5,079 signed in on Saturday, June 26th at 6:35pm

Name	adina
Led here by	Web page
Comments	well, I've spent the majority of my time over the past few days, reading and scrolling...and actually laughing out loud....nothing really makes me laugh out loud, unless someone totally eats it in front of me. (By which I mean, totally wipes out, trips, slips, falls, er...runs into something)...otherthings make me laugh too, but I won't go into the details, just that most things I READ don't make me laugh, unless it is brilliantly funny, and things that are brilliantly funny are hard to come by, you know? Like Pot Noodles in America.

Guest 5,078 signed in on Friday, June 25th at 7:26pm

Name	Shana
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	Oh my... the entire time while reading your page my mind was filled with images of my aunt, mother and grandmother - all german women! As a German female I can say that Germans are some of the looniest people on the planet - and I mean that in a good way surprisingly. As for your take on your girlfriend's actions I find it utterly hilarious. Mensch, your site is devinely uproarious!

Guest 5,077 signed in on Friday, June 25th at 8:06am

Name	Kat
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Alberta, Canada
Comments	My family moved to Canada from Britain when I was 5. I have been here for 11 years now, and I still haven't found anything as funny as English humour. I too have suffered at the hands of an escaped German mental patient-namely my mother-and she too has filled our house with triffid-sized plants. You made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks, I had a blast reading it! Oh, and a note to "Tim" from Oregon: it's men like you that force women to believe they aren't worth anything. You're what's wrong with your country. Arrogant American Asshole. In fact, it is you who disgusts me. I hope you accidentally blow yourself up so Iraqis can laugh at you. Fucker. Love your site, Mil!

Guest 5,076 signed in on Friday, June 25th at 7:44am

Name	Liz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Jersey, USA
Comments	TMGAIHAA>>> IS an acronym. Make sure you're correct before you try to correct someone....

Guest 5,075 signed in on Friday, June 25th at 5:23am

Mariel of California (not native, thus not crazy) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,074 signed in on Friday, June 25th at 12:32am

Name	Bill Willers
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	St. Louis, MO
Comments	TMGAIHAA is not an acronym. It is an abbreviation. Otherwise Brilliant! This was dealt with in Guestbook entry number 4,761. (You can scroll down to it from here.) Mil.

Guest 5,073 signed in on Thursday, June 24th at 10:42pm

Name	Tim
Led here by	Web page
Location	U.S.A. Oregon
Comments	Dude.....all I can say is: Even if my girlfriend/wife was the hottest woman in the entire world, I WOULD NOT PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT! I managed to read about half of your web page, and it sickens me to think that there are men like you roaming this planet with tons of money and no balls. You are such a pussy!!! I hate rich, arrogant pricks like you, and I hate your stupid girlfriend! My wife does what she is told, when she is told, without arguing, and she is extremely beautiful. My wife is the perfect woman. I feel sorry for you dude. Damn! You should be proud of yourself for causing such rage inside of someone. You've definitely made an impact in my mind-A BAD ONE! AGGGHHH!!!! Here we have simply the kind of bog standard, laughably bombastic, adolescent-brained twattery that dribbles from any number of Guestbook signees who've refused to heed the warnings to read the FAQs in their fizzing impatience to display their embarrassing idiocy to the world; it does nothing except make one idly wonder why they don't save themselves time and just write, "I have a very small penis and am terribly worried about it (!!!)." I wouldn't normally bother replying, of course - in line with my policy with Guestbook entries. However, I must admit I'm fascinated to know where 'you have tons of money' assertion comes from. Maybe his assumption here is nothing more than a symptom of his insecurity - just the run-of-the-mill, panicky paranoia of a trailer park misogynist. But - but - what if it isn't? What if I'm actually rich as hell, but no one's thought to mention it? Perhaps I have a vast inheritance of which I'm unaware: a huge pool of wealth, unknown to me, sitting somewhere in Oregon. If that's so, please let me know. Mil.

Guest 5,072 signed in on Thursday, June 24th at 4:22pm

Name	Richard
Led here by	Magic
Location	England
Comments	Divorce!

Guest 5,071 signed in on Thursday, June 24th at 4:02pm

Name	Smurfhead
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Too funny!

Guest 5,070 signed in on Wednesday, June 23rd at 7:49am

Name	Paul Lund
My URL	http://www.ahomeandloan.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Seattle, WA. U.S.A.
Comments	Absolutely wonderful reading! I can't wait to see the movie. I hope they do it justice! P.S. Texans can't spell either!

Guest 5,069 signed in on Tuesday, June 22nd at 7:55am

Name	Amy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Tx.
Comments	I just love you guys! This is the funniest thing I have come across in a while! I agree with basicly everything your girlfriend says! I just never thought it sounded as silly as it does to everyone else.

Guest 5,068 signed in on Monday, June 21st at 6:08pm

Name	Ola Jornmark
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Freiburg, South Germany
Comments	Absolutely hilariuos!!! I, as a swede, live with a german woman - and to perfectly honest know all too many of the situations described on this very very funny homepage! Why do german women (because I can tell you that this goes in plural) keep on putting their bloody plants in the shower? I can not count the times where I've been too late for work because I had to dismantle a jungle out of our bathroom in the mornings... Keep up the fight - I'm on your side, mate!

Guest 5,067 signed in on Monday, June 21st at 5:56pm

Name	Sam
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Wales, near England, but not actually in England
Comments	Am thoroughly entertained. You were a hot tip that I actually bothered to follow up on. Have spent a pleasant time looking at both sides of the arguement and have come to the conclusion that I might very well be a Liberal Democrat. I hadn't seen that coming.

Guest 5,066 signed in on Monday, June 21st at 10:33am

Name	Michelle McGurr
Led here by	Barry
Location	Oahu, Hawaii, USA
Comments	I discovered your website through a message board (at www.radioparadise.com if you're interested) in a thread titled "Your favorite website." You had me guffawing (yes, at work). I look forward to reading more of your musings. Nothing witty to add. It's late and I must sleep.

Guest 5,065 signed in on Monday, June 21st at 9:31am

Name	sanni
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kitee,Finland
Comments	I just wanted to congratulate you for being such a witty, intelligent guy and yet looking like a total anarchist! Ok, that was kind of lame. Anyway, I was only wondering what do you mean by calling Finland "a porn country"? WHAT?? I'd like you to name even one Finnish porn actor or movie. We are nice people, you know. Don't make us angry :) p.s. I really have to ask you not to laugh at me, since I may have some problems with grammar and spelling. I have a low self esteem...

Guest 5,064 signed in on Sunday, June 20th at 10:19pm

Name	Dave
My page	NONE
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Manchester england
Comments	Your page was excellent read your page 4 about 3 hours 2 my girlfriend n pissed ourselves laughin it was megga funny. I have 2 kids too and been engaged 2 her 3 times now still not married made me laugh bout bein locked out by my girlfriend when we first met well a couple of weeks in we had a bath together and she pushed it and pushed it about what i didnt like about her because i said she was so beautiful about 10 mins later with her feet around my face i succumbed n told her i didnt like her toes toes are horrible on anybody next second big flush of water everywhere i was kicked out of her flat still getting dressed but we are still together after 14 years and it was a cold n frosty february thank you 4 your stories p.s. sorry about punctuation took me ages to type this not very good typist thank you again Mr Mil Millington

Guest 5,063 signed in on Sunday, June 20th at 6:34pm

Name	Sanna
Led here by	Web page
Location	Finland
Comments	It's always nice to know that there are women more psychotic than me. Very nice things to read here. Hope to find the book in Finnish too.

Guest 5,062 signed in on Sunday, June 20th at 5:44pm

Name	Crimson Boner
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Clappers
Comments	thanks - it did make me laugh a few time s

Guest 5,061 signed in on Sunday, June 20th at 5:32pm

Name	Pete
My URL	http://rhinos-safari.blogspot.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Louisville, KY, US
Comments	Great list, I laughed my ass off the entire time. They say truth is stranger than fiction and usually funnier as well. Thanks.

Guest 5,060 signed in on Sunday, June 20th at 3:25pm

Name	Colin Jewison
My URL	http://www.linklookup.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Jersey Channel Islands
Comments	Fantastic Mate, I laughed so much my teeth fell out, and stained my groin.

Guest 5,059 signed in on Saturday, June 19th at 10:53am

Name	laura
Led here by	Web page
Location	iom
Comments	im just really bored and so i feel like writing in here. (btw i got onto this site from popbitch - the words which went with it were :'Still Bored? These people need therapy' just thought u mite want to know) o yeh n also i know what u mean about the vacuuming n washing up etc as even though i am not married my mum does the same thing 2 me i no exactly wot u mean (well at least i think i do but then i cnt remember everything n so i could be wrong but o well) p.s. i havent read the FAQ so if u decide that i am a twat i am actually quite clever, believe it or not

Guest 5,058 signed in on Saturday, June 19th at 10:25am

Name	Jon Gregory
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hampshire, U.K.
Comments	Thank you. Many of the things you write, far more eloquently than I ever could, seem to crystallize the essence of the average male/female relationship (war of attrition). My wife and I have been together for 17 years now and have settled for silence, interspersed with random sniping, (we just can't be ARSED to argue properly ANYMORE). Your oddysey rings MANY bells. Not least the random flitting logic during a full blown row, and my own particular favourite....the polystyrene disc on the bottom of the pizza. That happened in September 1987 in our house, and my wife hasn't cooked a meal since. With the exception of the kids food. (Your tea's ready when the smoke alarm goes off).They thought all food was black and tasted of carbon until they started to eat with us. Still at least they're not fussy eaters...how could they be? Thanks again.Inspired. Jon

Guest 5,057 signed in on Saturday, June 19th at 9:10am

Name	Helen
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	Absolutely fantastic, took me about 4 hours to read from start to finish but otherwise I would have been working. Always read the guardian column, very impressed that it's not repeated at all. I can now see that I'm not at all stroppy, just firm and focussed in my opinions! However I think that you may be the only bloke in England who finds this attractive/a source of income(ish)/been beaten into submission...is it stockholm syndrome? Anyway, brilliant, thanks.

Guest 5,056 signed in on Friday, June 18th at 11:25pm

Name	Ruth
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	Your girlfriend is a genius! She has discovered the elusive key to keeping a man hooked (and it's not the extensive wardrobe of kinky undies as you lot keep telling us - bloody liars!). I vow to follow in your goddess girlfriends footsteps and be totally barmy and extrodinarily argumentative from now on. Very funny. I was nearly sick. Well done!

Guest 5,055 signed in on Friday, June 18th at 10:32pm

Name	Sandra
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I think my co-workers have come to the conclusion that i am insane.. for i have been laughing LOUDLY all day reading this page. You my friend are hilarious... I luv your page!!!

Guest 5,054 signed in on Friday, June 18th at 6:47am

Name	Jimmy
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I haven't laughed like that for a long time - one of the moments I identified with the most was the response to 'have you done the vaccuming?' (Cleverly, here, I'm indignant yet inscrutable - only my disdain for the question is clear; I provide no clue at all of the answer to it.). Your dry observational humor is a benifit to all mankind (especially those desperately seeking some respite from the electricity charged, adrenaline pumping, heart pounding world of office work - that's right, I mentioned the 'W' word). Almost as amusing - and I use the term 'almost' as one would use in a phrase like "George W's middle east policies have 'almost' won the hearts & minds of the Iraqi people" - was reading through some of the entries (also referred to as scarcely veiled threats in some countries) of a few of your less humerous American fans.

Guest 5,053 signed in on Friday, June 18th at 5:03am

Name	Patrick Crowhurst
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Champaign, IL
Comments	Amusing stuff there, Mil. I wholeheartedly laughed several times, something I don't often do, waking my girlfriend up from her innocent slumber. We have an unhealthy lovey-dovey type relationship, you see, are both mostly sane. I guess you'd find this all quite dull, and in fact, it sometimes is. Which is, of course, why I have squandered several valuable hours reading your drivel, and have no doubt that I will do so in the future. Thanks.

Guest 5,052 signed in on Thursday, June 17th at 10:07pm

Nicole Finch of Arlington, VA, USA (Just outside of Washington, DC) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,051 signed in on Thursday, June 17th at 9:04pm

Name	Evan Smith
Led here by	Barry
Location	Chicago
Comments	You're brilliant, you limey bastard.

Guest 5,050 signed in on Thursday, June 17th at 1:12pm

Name	Big Bad Jon
My page	VagueNet : Roleplaying with BCB's
My URL	http://www.vaguenet.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Manchester - la lala laaa
Comments	I have it on good authority that Allyson Hannigan is indeed naked right now. A damn good site/story/laugh. and to the lack of work done today i use the best excuse there is. 'I thought it was funny'.

Guest 5,049 signed in on Thursday, June 17th at 4:23am

Name	Sarah Lawrence
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	You are perhaps the most brilliant man in the universe

Guest 5,048 signed in on Thursday, June 17th at 4:22am

Name	Sarah Lawrence
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	You are perhaps the most brilliant man in the universe

Guest 5,047 signed in on Thursday, June 17th at 3:52am

Name	Alexi Drove
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Currently in Fetsus W. Canada [UK normally]
Comments	I never fight with my significant other - and after reading your list I realise and am SO thankful that I did not marry any of the women I previously seriously dated. Thank you because your list did make me laugh until my haemeroids barked like The Oregon Cactus Bluebirds Formation Dance Band entry 'Bite Me til I bleed Fan Boy, Opus 5 Alexi Drove NEVER sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way he wishes he had and that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,046 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 10:43pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Right here
Comments	Ok, you're an utter idiot for staying in this relationship. More than that, you should both be ashamed of yourself. You say your kid is well-adjusted, and I say how the f**k would you know that? Just keep on arguing around him and see how messed up you can make him. Beyond these observations, very entertaining read.

Guest 5,045 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 9:43pm

Name	liz
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Wales
Comments	Pure, unadulterated hilarity. She is obviously mad, but you are madder!

Guest 5,044 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 1:16pm

Name	Luke
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Having read just two more paragraphs of the MoS story, I can see that you are indeed the Milington of AP fame. Hurrah! Had I a hat I would doff it.

Guest 5,043 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 1:06pm

Name	emma shannon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	OK - i didnt check the FAQ! What i said what that this site has saved me from a completely pointless morning of staring intently into space trying to come up with arty-bollocks genius for work, instead it has highlighted the fact i am not alone and that I obviously have another long-lost family in Germany somehow. Just wait till you have had the row about how you speak to the cat. Yes, i know.

Guest 5,042 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 1:02pm

emma shannon sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,041 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 12:55pm

Name	Luke
My page	www.geocities.com/thiswebsiteis
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Bristol
Comments	Beautiful. Just out of interest, are you the same Millington who used to write for Amiga Power - the only magazine I have ever truly loved? Gah, I miss it still. Something in your style, plus references to a Mr J Nash and, naturally, the use of the word 'natch', have spurred me on to ask. This may all be coincidence. Apologies if this has been dealt with further down the guestbook. L

Guest 5,040 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 12:09pm

Name	CJ
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	East Anglia
Comments	As THE authority on how to waste time at work, I was running out of things to scroll through happily (whilst making excellent use of the alt+tab command - what a revelation...) during the long days at my desk. Mil - you have brightened about two and a half of my days (I may be the authority, but I'm a slow reader) and for this I thank you. Your writing is achingly funny and Margret is remarkable to say the least. Will you both come round for dinner?

Guest 5,039 signed in on Wednesday, June 16th at 5:25am

Name	Tim
Led here by	Barry
Location	Sydney, austalia
Comments	Have not done a stroke of work all day and am not feeling at all guilty about it. I do now have a deeper appreciation of the trials an tribulations of living with a German! Mind you, living with a South American gives it a pretty good run for the money....

Guest 5,038 signed in on Tuesday, June 15th at 11:36pm

Name	Beth & John
My page	Weird Art, you might like it!
My URL	http://www.millermktg.com/ruskowski
Led here by	Magic
Location	Still in Michigan
Comments	Forgot to add the husband's web site. Sorry!

Guest 5,037 signed in on Tuesday, June 15th at 11:30pm

Name	Beth Miller
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Michigan
Comments	This is hysterically funny! Tears of joy are rolling down my face. Not that were anything like you, of course, both being horrible Americans, except for the two sons and that one of us, I'm not saying which, is a wee bit anal and the other is insufferably idiotic. But we have had some truly ridiculous arguments, most of which seem to revolve around which one of us has the most crap and how tired we are of cleaning up each others crap. We also love each other madly. We got married though, it's not so much our generation of American's who feels the need to do this, we mostly do it to shut up our parents. Although I also liked the idea of having a legal right to sleep in the same bed with him at his Mother's house. Oh, and course the one who dies first will haunt the other, doesn't everyone do that? Let's see, should I apologize for my stupid, arrogant, illiterate fellow yankees? Hmmm...okay but I'm not taking responsibility for the fact that one of the four horsemen of the apocolypse is currently occupying the White House. THAT'S NOT MY FAULT! :-) Thanks for the laughs, so much fun, so little time to blow off work, ah well. Mostly happily ever after, Beth & John

Guest 5,036 signed in on Tuesday, June 15th at 6:18pm

Name	Corrina
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Ah Mil, You are truly one of the great romantics of all time. I tip my hat to you, sir, I tip my hat.

Guest 5,035 signed in on Tuesday, June 15th at 12:25pm

Name	albertina
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	south wales
Comments	Dear Mil, I got a link to thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout on the pop bitch newsletter last week. I had never heard of it before, or the book, or of you. Before I continue down the tangent of how ashamed I feel to have missed such a great piece of British popular culture which is now clearly coming to an end, may I just say I really enjoyed reading it. I will get hold of your books, as I really enjoyed your writing style. Though there was the occasional time when I did feel inclined to side with Margaret, the site is so funny and well written - I have spent the best part of two working days enjoying it. I am not sure why I have never seen any of your work in The Guardian. I am a trainee journalist and obviously read a lot of papers so I'm not sure how I missed it all. Thank you, anyway. And well done for pointing out to the Americans how inappropriate their comments and sense of humour by-passes are.

Guest 5,034 signed in on Tuesday, June 15th at 6:56am

Name	Kelly
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Orange County, California
Comments	First Born and Second Born are adorable.

Guest 5,033 signed in on Tuesday, June 15th at 1:17am

Name	mattjw
Led here by	Search engine
Location	oxford UK
Comments	lots of laughing, followed by realisation that vast amounts of time had passed! excellently written-loved the "you know like when......" bits.

Guest 5,032 signed in on Monday, June 14th at 4:16pm

Name	tomo
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Bosnia
Comments	excellent reading when one is bored at work...i would say it is fucking ingenious

Guest 5,031 signed in on Monday, June 14th at 4:04pm

Parthgalen of London sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 5,030 signed in on Monday, June 14th at 12:40pm

Name	Something made up. Just in case...
Led here by	Magic
Location	Manchester
Comments	Thank god. Or whatever. I thought it was just me married to a mentalist. I was expecting this to be another "Aren't birds weird" type article (I still read it you'll notice...). To find someone who can accept that his partner is absolutely barking, live in constant anticipation of the next loon-bomb, and still be happy with life in general is as refreshing as washing your danglies with that Original Source mint shower gel. Good effort.

Guest 5,029 signed in on Monday, June 14th at 10:13am

Name	Charlott
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cape Town, South Africa
Comments	Mil, you rock. Started reading two days ago and haven't stopped laughing yet. Excellent.

Guest 5,028 signed in on Sunday, June 13th at 8:17pm

Name	Hannukka
Led here by	Magic
Location	Finland
Comments	Hey Mil! Thought your page is superb! I was laughing aloud for the better part of it. Hope to catch some more of your writing in future, maybe in form of your books. Thanks for making my day a bit brighter ;). Have a nice summer!

Guest 5,027 signed in on Saturday, June 12th at 5:40pm

Name	Logical
My page	Logicalx.org
My URL	http://logicalx.org
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Nottingham, UK
Comments	lol, awesome site. love it

Guest 5,026 signed in on Saturday, June 12th at 12:26pm

Name	Paul
My URL	http://www.fineogs.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Wirral
Comments	Amazing - this was so true & very witty - thanks for a great website - totally enjoyed all the memories of your life so far..

Guest 5,025 signed in on Saturday, June 12th at 11:39am

Name	Clair
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	south of england
Comments	My other half pointed me in the direction of this page with the words "see, you're not the only one who argues about these things".... forgive me, but I thought it took more than one person to argue. Anyway, you have made me realise that we are not the only ones who argue about stupid things!

Guest 5,024 signed in on Saturday, June 12th at 11:37am

Name	Clair
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	south of england
Comments	My other half pointed me in the direction of this page with the words "see, you're not the only one who argues about these things".... forgive me, but I thought it took more than one person to argue. Anyway, you have made me realise that we are not the only ones who argue about stupid things!

Guest 5,023 signed in on Saturday, June 12th at 4:56am

Name	yup
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Don't know whether to offer congratulations or condolences. Of course, my offerings make no difference. So, I have been married for 35 years - about. And you are an idiot. But that's OK. I really like how you use commas, brackets, parentheses -- and have the grace to ask, on occasion, where you were prior to the start of some extreme punctuation series. I have been there. And I have been married for almost 35 years. We'll make it if one of us doesn't decide on homocide. (Odd. Is there no 'fancy' word for killing a woman? Hmm. If only I could remember anything from those four years of Latin. "Arma virumque ....." Well, I suppose that was how it was done in the old days.) Fac the fac.

Guest 5,022 signed in on Saturday, June 12th at 3:34am

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Search engine
Location	HELL
Comments	what a fucking joke. your girlfriend seems like a spoiled bitch. good luck and my god bless you. believe me, you'll need it.

Guest 5,021 signed in on Saturday, June 12th at 3:34am

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Search engine
Location	HELL
Comments	what a fucking joke. your girlfriend seems like a spoiled bitch. good luck and my god bless you. believe me, you'll need it.

Guest 5,020 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 7:50pm

Name	Derrick
Led here by	Web page
Comments	So tell me where do you have her buried? she sure seems to be a hellspawn

Guest 5,019 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 6:15pm

Name	sarah
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	portsmouth
Comments	thank u for ur site it has realy made me happy for the first time since for some stupid reason they took tardblog off the web! so thanx for cheerin me up on this bleak day in my exams!

Guest 5,018 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 4:58pm

Name	Matt Woodward
My page	Matt @ SimianZombie
My URL	http://matt.simianzombie.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Birmingham, UK
Comments	What can I say, I did the whole page in a day, and yep, all in my employers time! Mil how you have helped me through this dark day. Can I just say I dont think my brain will function in its normal pattern, all be it far from normal - yet somewhat disturbingly similar to the flitting reliability of consistant lottery numbers. I thank you for an enlightening day! Cheers!

Guest 5,017 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 4:23pm

Name	Seaneen
Led here by	Magic
Location	Belfarce
Comments	I'm still reading the guestbook (Honestly, it's a Friday, I mean, of course I'll have something to do later, a wild party or an orgy or bull-riding or something...) and I'd like to agree with Helen is saying that Dylan Moran is a god- but clearly Mil has better hair, and I claim my five english pounds.

Guest 5,016 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 4:01pm

Name	Helen Manzano
My page	Travelling Tiger
My URL	http://www.travellingtiger.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	West London
Comments	Please someone tell me what the bloody thing-o-meter is! Can't see it anywhere. Mil, you're funny, but Dylan Moran is still god. And has better hair.

Guest 5,015 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 3:58pm

Name	Seaneen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Belfast, Norn Irelandaise
Comments	Gigglesome, in the extreme. I could opt for the old chestnuts, "I really relate to this!" Or "OMFG LIEK YOUR SO FUNNY!-11!!" But I'd have to cut off my own fingers in shame if did. No, really. Don't believe me? Right... I'm typing the rest with my nose. Yes, I like this website a lot. Your hair is cool too, rather like mine, except mine is long and pink and yours is...not. Seaneen, over there.

Guest 5,014 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 2:31pm

Name	Simon
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	That Sweden is famour for its suicide rates is just a myth. Japan and Finland have really high suicide rates, but Sweden does not. So remember that now, fuckers.

Guest 5,013 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 2:29pm

Name	Emily
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	london
Comments	i cant believe you have to be asked to do everything, regardless of doing everything you are asked to! seriously though, i can kinda see things from both points of view, being a woman myself, but you dont know how reassuring it is that me and my idiot partner are more normal than I thought! i am definately going out to buy the book tomorrow, and I will force him to read it one way or another. We had a massive row this morning before work about the mop and bucket that he has left in the bathroom for the last two weeks, and when i asked him to put it away, he went into one saying he couldnt possibly clear the whole flat up before work!! I ask you!! what is it with men? we say one thing and they hear it as something completely different! And if he ever changes the toilet roll, instead of just putting the new one on top, i swear i will have some kind of shock induced collapse. maybe you should do a piece on interpretation! And don't forget above all else that without us women... I'll leave you to fill in the blanks!

Guest 5,012 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 2:20pm

Name	Andy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Merseyside, UK
Comments	What an absolute fruit loop you are. I think you're the type of person who thinks they're really funny, which you probably are to other sad cases, but in fact everyone just laughs with you to be nice. I hope I never bump into you.

Guest 5,011 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 1:39pm

Name	julia
Led here by	Magic
Location	Rome - Italy
Comments	Brilliant!!! I have just spent the best part of 2 weeks arguing like a mad woman with my partner. i have never in all my life argued with anyone like i do with him but god i love him to bits! i forwarded your site onto him telling him to read it.. thinking that he wouldn't... but he did, of course - just to go against me! and we haven't stopped laughing!! thank you. besides feeling like absolute idiots - it is wonderful to know that we are normal!! today, during lunch with a girlfriend, i asked her if she and her partner argued alot- her reply: "jesus, we just came out of a week long arguement last night - and boy, was it hell" - say no more, i told her all about your story and have since retured to my office and sent her your site! my boyfriend and i are going to crete next week for 10 days.. and your book is definitely coming with!!

Guest 5,010 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 12:59pm

Name	Dharshika
My page	Heaven's Heathens
My URL	http://www.heavensheathens.co.uk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London
Comments	Absolutely brilliant! You are a genius mate.

Guest 5,009 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 12:54pm

Name	Tom Fun
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Fucking brilliant - it seems there are many common traits that the female species purvey. It is our job as men to help them see sense! Good work

Guest 5,008 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 11:30am

Name	Peter
Led here by	Magic
Location	Essex
Comments	What a great site, im gay and can relate so much to this, i get the same from my partner but with 'sarcasm' attached. I will show him this just to prove the point... Thanx :)

Guest 5,007 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 9:35am

Name	Flo
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	I spent the first hour of my day, at work, laughing out loud at your site. I'm so glad I was on my own as I fear my colleagues would have thought me, well, as mad as an eel? Thank you for your honesty - I was quite frightened as my best mate is a German lady and I can see some real comparisons there, more frightening, however, was the real comparisons I can make to my own relationship. My boyf currently believes I'm an alien, sent to earth to see how long it would take to send him completely insane. And sometimes I'm inclined to agree...

Guest 5,006 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 4:48am

Name	Mark
Led here by	Barry
Location	Australia
Comments	I'm very sorry but you have upset me greatly. After four long, gruelling, agonising years doing technical support for an un-named, multi headed hydra US internet company in Sydney, and surviving, I thought I had gotten over the idiocy, stupidity and lack of thought. Apparantly not. The following appeared on your page. "this is just, like, sad n stuff, like, y dont u just split up n stuff if u dont get along????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! :-( ~~tammy~~ idaho" This proceeded to launch me into a rage. Ranging around the warehouse I manage, using large steps. Railing and ranting to the ceiling that "NO ! I said the SETUP button. NOT the SIGN ON button. I KNOW they start with the same letter, but look BEYOND that !!!" After much deep breathing and a beer, I have now returned to normalcy and will continue reading your excellent writings. I once did a similar page on working in the internet industry. IT was not nearly as popular. :)

Guest 5,005 signed in on Friday, June 11th at 1:43am

Name	Natalie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Stevenage, hertfordshire
Comments	As an 18 year old girl, I find it disturbing that I myself may one day end up as brilliant as Margaret. The comforting thing in reading this is that after 14 years together I see you are still completely in love, it is the most amazing thing I have read so far, and i'm doing Othello for English A level! I hope that when I finish my journalism degree I get to bump into you one day, I promise not to disagree with ANYTHING you say.

Guest 5,004 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 10:33pm

Name	oy
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	upon further reflection...WHAT A CUNT!!!

Guest 5,003 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 9:39pm

Name	muh
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i've never related like this

Guest 5,002 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 5:55pm

Name	craig
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	im sorry mate - you have some serious problems. get rid of this woman and go live in a monastry

Guest 5,001 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 2pm

Name	Al
My page	Mo'Rockan Soul
My URL	http://www.morockansoul.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	Like most readers with a y chromosome I can relate to so much of what you have written it's frightening. Having said that, even my female colleague is giggling as she reads through the site in the next office, which is even more frightening...... Looking forward to updates, Al

Guest 5,000 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 12:08pm

Name	Iain Thomson
Led here by	Barry
Location	London
Comments	Dear Mil, When it comes to blame transference I'm a master of the art. Therefore it is patently your fault that I missed my deadline this morning because I was engrossed with "A certain chemistry" all bloody night. My editor will be over with the shears for your fingers shortly. All the best, Iain PS. OK, he's not really but it is a great read, many thanks and looking forward to the next one.

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