Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,900 to 4,999)

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Guest 4,999 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 11:40am

Name	sujeet
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	NEPAL
Comments	no comments

Guest 4,998 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 8:17am

Name	amanrajbhandari
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	being in love is being in pail

Guest 4,997 signed in on Thursday, June 10th at 8:17am

Name	amanrajbhandari
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	being in love is being in pail

Guest 4,996 signed in on Tuesday, June 8th at 11:24pm

Johan C of Sweden sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,995 signed in on Tuesday, June 8th at 9:14am

Name	Nick
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Mike. It is priceless, but he's already stopped.

Guest 4,994 signed in on Tuesday, June 8th at 4:35am

Name	Mike
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Priceless. Don't ever stop.

Guest 4,993 signed in on Monday, June 7th at 7:35pm

Name	Jocelyn
Led here by	Magic
Location	California, USA
Comments	This is the most fabulous site I have ever encountered. Cheers!

Guest 4,992 signed in on Friday, June 4th at 2:14pm

Name	Pete Bassett
Led here by	Web page
Location	Stoke
Comments	Absolutely cracking site. I've just read the whole thing top to bottom in one sitting while concurrently trying to look like I'm working. Great stuff. Pete

Guest 4,991 signed in on Thursday, June 3rd at 3:57am

Name	DM
My URL	http://greenduckies.blogspot.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Saint Paul, MN
Comments	Mil, you must write more. Please. I am desperate. There must be a 3rd book, I cannot wait any longer. I'm on my second reading of A Certain Chemistry (UK version)and I don't know what I'm going to do when I finish it. Okay, yeah, I'll read TMGAIHAA again. But still...please. Don't make me whine. Yeah, I know. It's too late.

Guest 4,990 signed in on Thursday, June 3rd at 2:28am

Name	Oddie and Meeka
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Australia
Comments	you have way too much time on ur hands, but ur funny and we love margret

Guest 4,989 signed in on Tuesday, June 1st at 7:37pm

Name	fred
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	quebec
Comments	Very funny, just finished reading the whole thing. Can't wait to receive the next mail so I'll have some more time to waste away in laughs...

Guest 4,988 signed in on Tuesday, June 1st at 1:17pm

Name	nazar
My page	nalskdn
My URL
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	pakistan
Comments	i love young female gay.i want a true friend pls contact me/

Guest 4,987 signed in on Friday, May 28th at 6:26pm

Name	Julie
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Massachusetts
Comments	I love your site Mil, especially Margret. You are a lucky man indeed. I laughed so hard (during my employer's time as you already knew) that I acutally hurt myself. I've been in pain all week but it was well worth it. Keep up the great work!

Guest 4,986 signed in on Friday, May 28th at 6:09pm

Name	Natalie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Columbus, OH US
Comments	Hysterical...and sad at the same time

Guest 4,985 signed in on Friday, May 28th at 4:01pm

Name	andrea
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	Ah, I am traveling the same road as you. I know what it is like the week before Christmas to fear the box so lovenly given being opened and the gasp followed by "what were you thinking?". Even though in all my exhaustion from cleaning what can only be described as mister hanky (South Park reference) had all his family over for a drunk fest party in the kitchen. I'm told that we need to make ginger cookies, but I'm sure it was really mister Hanky since the ceiling seems to be involved. Yes my friend we travel the same road.

Guest 4,984 signed in on Friday, May 28th at 10:05am

Name	adam
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Las Vegas Nevada USA
Comments	Man, I thought I had it bad. More power to you and your nerves of steel SUPERMAN. Thanks for making me feel better about my relationship. True love really does suck.

Guest 4,983 signed in on Thursday, May 27th at 1:17pm

Name	sparkesy1
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Australia
Comments	Shiyt - I havenntt laugghaed thiiis much four a longe timee.

Guest 4,982 signed in on Wednesday, May 26th at 6:31pm

JoAnn Grimaldi sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,981 signed in on Wednesday, May 26th at 6:17pm

Name	Andrea
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Recife- BRAZIL
Comments	oooh-Miiiiiiiiiiiiiil..! Guess what/ I think margret is the relatively sane person in the relationship! I mean, what kind of freak will seat down and compile each and every bit of disagreement you guys have about no matter what? huh? I guess I have a point here! ;) PS: waiting for the portuguse edition to show up!!!!!

Guest 4,980 signed in on Wednesday, May 26th at 7:38am

Name	Clive
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cape Town, South Africa
Comments	This was quite a read (cause english is a second language for me) but it was worth the 3 - 4 hours. I had such a good laugh. Margaret sounds like endless fun to have around. May the 2 of you have many more years together in love so you may have more arguements to entertain us with.

Guest 4,979 signed in on Wednesday, May 26th at 12:23am

Name	nona5000
My page	Weirdness at Work
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/nona50001/weirdness.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Atlanta, USA
Comments	I thought my boyfriend and I argued about stupid stuff. Well, we do, but you win. I especially like the dreamcatcher thing hanging over the bed story.

Guest 4,978 signed in on Tuesday, May 25th at 3:53am

Name	Carlu
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Gold Coast, Australia
Comments	I laughed out loud (and all on my boss's time, lol). I think Margret is fantastic, but have stopped myself in time of doing many similar things to my husband. Keep writing! You are brillant.

Guest 4,977 signed in on Sunday, May 23rd at 12:46pm

Name	m
My page	Hireyourman
My URL	http://www.hireyourman.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Worldwide
Comments	Don't get too insane! :-)

Guest 4,976 signed in on Sunday, May 23rd at 6:06am

Name	Peter
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Princeton, New Jersey
Comments	Having read your FAQ, I can't help wondering why you think it is that Americans occupy such a central place in your imagination (and in your blog about a relationship with a German partner, conducted in England). Your answer to the frequently asked question, 'Do you hate Americans?' is long and interestingly contorted but never addresses this question, which would have seemed the most helpful place to start. The attempts by your fans (as displayed on this guestbook page) to adopt the same style as you are pretty painful, and I was also wondering if you could deter them somehow from doing that, maybe in the FAQ ('Should I, too, write with Archly Capitalized Words?').

Guest 4,975 signed in on Saturday, May 22nd at 11:05pm

Name	Sara
My URL	http://zeteein.tk
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Ohio...yeah, I know
Comments	I wanted to e-mail this website to my dad, but in the end I decided not to because if my mom found it...well, you know what would go down, wouldn't you?

Guest 4,974 signed in on Friday, May 21st at 8:04pm

Name	Victoria Stevens
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago, IL USA
Comments	She's insane. Dump her. Lord help your poor child. Your girlfriend is unreasonable, illogical, insensitive, inflexible and violent. YOU need therapy for putting up with her thus far. Get professional help. -Victoria

Guest 4,973 signed in on Thursday, May 20th at 5:52pm

Name	Bodman
My page	Bodsworld
My URL	http://www.bodsworld.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Newcastle - UK
Comments	Classic site mate, strange have you been spying on me and my lass......very similar

Guest 4,972 signed in on Thursday, May 20th at 10:09am

Name	Hammertoe
My page	n/a
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	NOT California
Comments	There is roughly an equal chance of catching me laughing out loud as there is finding Mr.Spock passed out drunk in your bathtub. But you have cause that to happen. Which one? Well, I don't want to spoil it for you.

Guest 4,971 signed in on Thursday, May 20th at 8:08am

Name	Tammy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California, United States
Comments	I found your arguements with your girlfriend hilarious! She is truly insane.

Guest 4,970 signed in on Wednesday, May 19th at 5:18pm

Name	josh funderburg
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Odessa , Texas, U.S.A.
Comments	Well your web site is extremely amusing, my wife is similar but not as "Margrety" (I like that word I use it all the time now to describe the things my lovely wife does) as Margret, of course. Some of the the more amusing things I've read on the site were, the one with "Killing Private Ryan" I laughed till I stopped on that one, ah yes the one where she refers to you as a Liar, ha that could be several of them I know. My wife also read everything on this page ,so now here its "why do you always lie?" "your lying again" she fancies Margret as her hero. Ah but what can you do? oh yes I would like to apologize about the stupid americans but that would take too long. we have so many of them. But I'm sure you know how it is to live in a country with stupid people. Well ok I guess that's it. Keep writing.

Guest 4,969 signed in on Tuesday, May 18th at 12:40pm

Name	Dot
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	outside of the box
Comments	At least it was a shorter read than War and Peace, the paperback version.I laughed until I cried, or is that the other way around? NO matter, the gaurd is coming now , I need to hide the computer .

Guest 4,968 signed in on Tuesday, May 18th at 12:03pm

Name	Alison
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	UK
Comments	Hooray thank you for letting me spend a stupid amount of time reading this instead of revising for my Italian language exam, much more exciting than all the other things I could have been doing to distract myself like staring out of the window or going to sleep (tempting though the last one is to a student...)

Guest 4,967 signed in on Tuesday, May 18th at 11:21am

Name	Jess
My page	Random stuff...
My URL	http://www.freewebs.com/sexay_lil_chicken
Led here by	Barry
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	Mil, Just writing to say that I absolutely adore your site and it always makes me happy to see your Mailing List email in my inbox on the odd occasion. Thanks for making my numerous essays ( which are utterly boring and annoy the crap out of me) enjoyable, as I can view your website plus research "Urban Growth and Development during the 1970's in Pyrmont" at the same time. I don't suppose you get too many 15yr old fans...or maybe you do...I wouldn't actually know and was merely attempting to make myself appear special but I don't think it really worked. Anyway I had a lovely time leaving a message in your guestbook and would very much appreciate an email back of possible...cya xx

Guest 4,966 signed in on Tuesday, May 18th at 3:16am

Name	mimian
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	The Wilds of New Jersey
Comments	Ah yes, There I was in the middle of changing our "favorites" selves around when I looked at our list and looked at the piles of new books to place out and what did I see? I squeeked and ran to our manager brandishing the book like it was made of gold and glass. "It's HIM! It's HERE!" my manager just blinked at me and pointed to my pile of abandoned books and grunted something to the effect that she wanted me to go back to work. So Cheers to you. You made the Waldenbook's "Favorites" list and your book was prominately displayed between The Red Tent and Good in Bed all over The East Coast and possibly all over America. No small triffle eh?

Guest 4,965 signed in on Tuesday, May 18th at 12:42am

Name	Samantha
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I have no questions for you...however, I want to tell you how much I have enjoyed reading this page and I look forward to the interesting things I will get from the mailing list. My boyfriend, Matt (who I believe you know) fears that one day Margret and I will meet. He says you and him will run as far away as possible because she and I are alike and the combination of the two of us in a room could be deadly. Anyway, high marks on the site and thanks for distracting me from my meaningless summer job for a couple of hours :)

Guest 4,964 signed in on Monday, May 17th at 4:46pm

Name	Chris Dale
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Possibly the best website ever.

Guest 4,963 signed in on Monday, May 17th at 12:18pm

Name	Jenny Lindborg
Led here by	Web page
Location	Helsinki, Finland
Comments	Wonderful! I simply never could have guessed that there would be a web-page like this! I started reading your book Things my girlfriend and I... actually in swedish, because here in Finland most people can speak both finnish and swedish. What was my point again...Yes! On the cover of the paperback the Web.address is actually wrongly spelled: Thingsmygirlfriendandiargueabout.com. I just wondered if you are aware of this? Because it made it a bit harder to find this web-page. However, I better continue reading now, or my boyfriend will never stop asking me questions like "what`s so funny NOW then? I`ll bet he`ll soon find out. Bye for now, Jenny

Guest 4,962 signed in on Saturday, May 15th at 5:18pm

Name	Simon
Led here by	Web page
Location	Adelaide, Australia
Comments	I refuse to tell you that I loved the site and laughed til my barely existant stomach muscles ached with the effort of muting said laughter in order to not-wake-the-sleeping-mother as I was also up late reading every single word on the site, because that is exactly the sort of slobbering and adoring fans I imagine you have thousands of, and no real and irrepressable desire for many more... besides which, I only read most of the apology page, so to say "every word" would be a lie, and being a shining star of virtue, I do not lie to strangers from distant countries. Now, I struggle with the deep and irrepressible desire of my own to be heard by you. You undoubtedly recieve many millions of words every minute of your life from aforementioned slobbering fans, and probably even moreso from the vast minority of complete morons who decide they've nothing better to do than write you abuse. I feel I am better than they, as Im sure they do, too. The key difference in the situation is that I am correct, whereas they are not. So, how do I inform YOU of this important fact? Well, I cant really now can I. I can only hope that this manages to rate somewhere in the range between "avaerage and frankly boring by now" reply, and "too long for me to be bothered reading despite my ongoing complaint that people get too bored reading things (since we all know that all people are unbelieveably blatant hypocrites)". Perhaps mentioning that I have a silvery aura of excellence will also enhance my words reaching your brain... but probability and a little healthy dash of cynicism (I like to use the word "pragmatism"- it confuses the horridly cheery optimists)make me doubt this. Having failied in luck and slipping through the canyon-themed cracks, I can still comfort myself in the knowlege that this is for public view and may be apreciated, on some level, by someone. That, and the fact that Ive managed to waste another 5 minutes of my limited lifespan. Glee! -Oh, one last thing: I apologise for any horrific spelling and grammar errors in this, but I may or may not have missed out on any sleep last night due to a particularly funny website making me forget what the time was several times until sunrise came along and ruined the whole thing... but probably not.

Guest 4,961 signed in on Saturday, May 15th at 4:55pm

Name	xdr
My page	no
My URL	http://no
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Oxoland
Comments	reality, only pure reality !

Guest 4,960 signed in on Saturday, May 15th at 2:37pm

Name	sam
Led here by	Search engine
Location	wanking in my bed
Comments	email: (unprotected address missing the point) cos the stupid website says false bit for some reason IDIOT! i like to talk about horsey porn and my penis

Guest 4,959 signed in on Saturday, May 15th at 2:35pm

Name	sam
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	email me

Guest 4,958 signed in on Saturday, May 15th at 2:34pm

Name	Sam White
Led here by	Search engine
Location	my bedroom. wanna join? bring a horse
Comments	I wanked over this page until my cock turned red! i was originally looking for horse porn i have just signed up to see if the horse cock will fit inside her pussy! i jizzed all over the screen when reading this, margaret sounds like a horney bitch! id like to hive her a good raping! if you have any comments then email me!

Guest 4,957 signed in on Saturday, May 15th at 2:31pm

Name	Robin
My page	-
My URL	http://-
Led here by	Search engine
Location	kent
Comments	waste of time

Guest 4,956 signed in on Thursday, May 13th at 2:56pm

Name	Zoe
Led here by	Search engine
Location	liverpool
Comments	I was looking for something else, but I am glad I have found your site as I have spent the last 2+ hours laghing my socks off.

Guest 4,955 signed in on Wednesday, May 12th at 12:47am

Name	Nash
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Darn I haven't laughed that much in ages... The "butter in the ear" one made me actually shed tears of laughter ;D

Guest 4,954 signed in on Tuesday, May 11th at 11:11pm

Name	Nyssa Howard
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Leicester, UK
Comments	This page is very funny

Guest 4,953 signed in on Tuesday, May 11th at 12:21pm

Name	Angus Gillan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dundee Scotland
Comments	A work of genius! It took three days of my employers debatably valuable time to read and hurt my ever bulging stomach repeatedly, but it was well worth it! Thanks.

Guest 4,952 signed in on Tuesday, May 11th at 10:04am

Name	Andy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Madrid - Spain
Comments	Keep it up. Enough said.

Guest 4,951 signed in on Tuesday, May 11th at 12:02am

Name	Craig
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Cincinnati, OH
Comments	Thanks for the laughs Mil. My deepest gratitude for the Lists I get every now and then. Seriously. Nice of you to call us "luscious."

Guest 4,950 signed in on Friday, May 7th at 5:14am

Name	Megan
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/nomadgoddess
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	From the bottom of my humorless and pitifully American heart, I thank you. Thank you for providing me with an excuse not to study for exams, to stay up all night perusing your site, and causing me, on various occaisions, to fall out of my chair screaming with laughter. I know they won't have the balls to comment to you on your literary works, but my boyfreind and best freind thank you also, for dispelling boredom and depression on numerous occaisions. As an admittedly insane girlfriend (of forementioned boyfriend) I appreciate your sense of humour. I have already begun to commit section to memory, in order to drive friends and family mercilessly insane, and emailed the link to a teacher of mine who complains endlessly about his wife. May he learn to appreciate her relative sanity.

Guest 4,949 signed in on Friday, May 7th at 5:09am

Name	Megan
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/nomadgoddess
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	From the bottom of my humorless and pitifully American heart, I thank you. Thank you for providing me with an excuse not to study for exams, to stay up all night perusing your site, and causing me, on various occaisions, to fall out of my chair screaming with laughter. I know they won't have the balls to comment to you on your literary works, but my boyfreind and best freind thank you also, for dispelling boredom and depression on numerous occaisions. As an admittedly insane girlfriend (of forementioned boyfriend) I appreciate your sense of humour. I have already begun to commit section to memory, in order to drive friends and family mercilessly insane, and emailed the link to a teacher of mine who complains endlessly about his wife. May he learn to appreciate her relative sanity.

Guest 4,948 signed in on Thursday, May 6th at 6:55pm

Name	littlejim
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	dude whats up with ur site get a fuckin life or better yet go get laid get over the bitch k fuck off

Guest 4,947 signed in on Wednesday, May 5th at 10:37pm

Name	Jacque Martay
Led here by	Web page
Location	Colorado
Comments	A complete and utter waste of company time. Thank God/Allah/Budha...I found it. The stories are hilarious, and the apology (no question on the spelling) page is even better.

Guest 4,946 signed in on Wednesday, May 5th at 8:51pm

Name	Brandon B.
My page	cnn
My URL	http://cnn.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA,Florida
Comments	I accidentally, while instant messaging my girlfriend, typed haha into the search bar. Let me tell you, I really enjoyed reading some of your definately crazy arguements on my employers time. Thank You for the laughs.

Guest 4,945 signed in on Wednesday, May 5th at 4:53am

Name	Cynthia McCulley
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Denver, Colorado
Comments	I stumbled upon this website this morning (literally....www.stumbleupon.com) I immediately went to the library to get the Things book (am I allowed to abbreviate that or can just the author do that?). Funniest stuff I have ever read, brilliant sense of humor! Look forward to the Chemistry book. Cynthia

Guest 4,944 signed in on Monday, May 3rd at 7:36pm

janel berning of ohio, usa sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,943 signed in on Saturday, May 1st at 6:45pm

Name	Diane
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Liverpool
Comments	Just looked at your diary entires why don't you come any where near liverpool? we have a waterstones and a wh smith you could loose the will to live in.. i bought both your books its the least you could do :P kiddin

Guest 4,942 signed in on Friday, April 30th at 3:39pm

Name	alice
Led here by	Magic
Location	wonderland,england
Comments	fabulous. i read TMGAIHAA last year and since then have been learning chunks of it off by heart, mostly for my own amusement, but also as a variant party trick as learning to balance a pint glass on each breast (similtaniously) was proving messy.i waited a while before looking for the site as it was described on the bookcover as 'cult' and i feared being sucked in and perhaps forced to ritualistically shave my head, or worse. However, having read it, i have decided i would be more than happy to be part of a cult that celebrates people who HAVE A F*CKING SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!!Have met too many people of late who do not posess, or use one. incidentally, the episode in the book where Pel gets trapped half way out of a toilet window, was that based on life experience? because i have always wished to meet someone who has shared that experience. not, obviously at the same time (would be inconvienient/even more restricting) thanks for brightening my day, and restoring my faith in the existence of the rare (around here) species of boyswhocanlaugh! x

Guest 4,941 signed in on Friday, April 30th at 12:49pm

Name	lisa
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	sheffield
Comments	Have you heard the new Graham Coxon song, bittersweetbundle of misery? You should. I think you'd like it. And you have the rare honour (certainly rare for a complete stranger) of leaping into my head every time i hear it. Apart from the end is in sight bit. But you knew that. fantastic site by the way. shame about the work i should have been doing for the past week...

Guest 4,940 signed in on Thursday, April 29th at 3:57pm

Name	David Huff
Led here by	Web page
Location	Plano, Texas, USA
Comments	Mil wrote: I'm just sorry that the majority have to share a country with such a large minority of yawping, jingoistic, humourless, moronic wankers. Oh, and my sympathies about your President too. Let me repeat what I just said there so there can be no possible mistake. We have, dear people of the Internet, a hard core of morons. They are: dull-eyed, humourless (though they think they aren't), wearisome, insistently vocal and - consistently - American. (big sigh) You sir, are entirely correct. There's even a company out on the West Coast who makes laptop bags, etc... On the care tag sewn into the bags there appears, in French, "We're sorry our President is an idiot, we didn't vote for him" :)

Guest 4,939 signed in on Wednesday, April 28th at 11:34pm

Name	Chris Yeargin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, Washington, USA
Comments	Thank you so much for making me realize that I am not alone in this. My wife, too, is entirely nuts (although, admittedly, not in Margaret's league). But I must be as well, since I actually married her. In truth, I can't get enough of her. Many of the people who have left comments seem to be offering condolences to you and congratulations for not leaving or, in a couple of cases, strangling Margaret. For me, I don't understand that sentiment in the least. How dull would my life be without my own Margaret (her name is actually Kim)? Regarding your briliant writing style, a friend sent me a link to your website yesterday morning and I was purchasing your book during my lunch break. I have now lost at least 15 hours worth of work to your writing, and I can't wait to get a hold of Chemistry. I would move to another country to speed the process, but having an illiterate President who is improbably lazy makes me feel like I actually contribute to society. I like getting that feeling without actually doing anything, and I don't think I could anywhere else (except maybe France, but I just can't even consider that). At any rate, I've gotten a bit long winded, so let me close by saying thanks for giving me something other than blank space to stare at during my workday. Signed, Chris PS: You may kiss my beautiful American face if you really feel you must, but you will have to come to America to do it, as I never travel to places where they locals don't speak English. "What's that love? You spilled petrol in the boot? Well that's just brilliant! Bloody hell!"

Guest 4,938 signed in on Wednesday, April 28th at 7:37am

Name	Bruce Kuhman
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Toledo, Ohio, U.S.A.
Comments	I don't recall what I searched for on Google when I clicked on this. I've never heard of you or your book. I've never e-mailed a stranger before. I returned two days ago from Phoenix where my father had died unexpectedly. Returning to do bedpans and feeding for my mother, who's been in hospitals three times since just before Christmas. I didn't yet even read a fifth of the site (not even counting all the side trips you've sent me on as I read the main dialogue). It's 2:30 in the morning and I can't remember when I've laughed so hard so often in such a short period of time.You are now bookmarked as I'm getting sleepy, but I will be back - you are absolutely just what I needed at this point in my time. I do apologize for being American, but, really - I didn't vote for him. Thanks - bk

Guest 4,937 signed in on Tuesday, April 27th at 11:48pm

Name	Melinda Grady
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	northeast mississippi/usa
Comments	I loved it - hilarious!!!

Guest 4,936 signed in on Tuesday, April 27th at 11:41pm

Name	Melinda Grady
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	northeast mississippi/usa
Comments	I loved it - this is hilarious!!!!

Guest 4,935 signed in on Monday, April 26th at 10:25pm

Name	mimian
My page	dark autumn's realm
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/mimian/
Led here by	Barry
Location	deep dark wilds of new jersey
Comments	You know those large foam rubber suits that they put men in so that women can pretend that they are muggers and beat the hell out of them? Perhaps you should invest in one of those. Surely, that "I want one of those" website has one on offer....

Guest 4,934 signed in on Monday, April 26th at 8:14pm

Name	Ellen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Same as in the other gbe.
Comments	My email came out weird. And also i wanted to say that i think both you and your girlfriend is perfectly normal. About remote controles, (how do i spell that?) I often just kind of happen to sit on it, and then, i can turn the volume up or down or accidently, change channel when i dont like the program. You should try that. But on the other hand, im not sane. Im peculiar, if i may say so. And a teenager. So dont listen. <Troll (thats me)

Guest 4,933 signed in on Monday, April 26th at 7:59pm

Name	Ellen
Led here by	Magic
Location	Gothenburg, Sweden
Comments	Hello. Im another bored person feeling personally accused by things you written whitout any good reason at all. If you havent stopped reading by now here goes my issue: I dont like what youre saying about my country. Or anyway, id like to include some stuff. I think Germany, America and Denmark is more of porncountries than sweden. I cant say Sweden isnt a poroproducing country, i just wanted to add thoose countries.Oh, and also, i read your thing about the stockholm syndrome and i wonder what it is. You see, im from Gothenburg (the front of Sweden according to us) and not very interessed in those stuck-up people in the so called capital of Sweden. But since you seem to know about it, not being Swedish, i got a bit curios. Thanks for answering, if you bother, Ellen. PS. I know that i use too many words to say simple stuff, if its annoying, deal with it. DS.

Guest 4,932 signed in on Monday, April 26th at 7:05am

Name	pamela browne
Led here by	Magic
Location	adelaide australia
Comments	I at the moment reading your second book. This and the first have been the funniest books I have ever read. My bladder isn't up to the strain. Hopefully there will be many more books to come.

Guest 4,931 signed in on Sunday, April 25th at 12:45am

Name	don wilcox
Led here by	Magic
Location	Anchorage Alaska
Comments	I do not think anything is approperiate

Guest 4,930 signed in on Saturday, April 24th at 8:55am

Name	Selina
Led here by	Barry
Location	Oxford
Comments	Barry seems to get around a lot, doesn't he? Nice page, red headed man.Everyone says it's too damn long but it's not. I'm sorry if someone has asked this, but what is your obsession with Pot Noodle?

Guest 4,929 signed in on Saturday, April 24th at 2:42am

Name	KM
Led here by	Magic
Location	Maine, US
Comments	hehehe...love the page, you and margaret have given me many a good laugh with your insane arguments. and let me go on record that im a teenage girl and i dont think that you "should just like, separate, if u just dont get ALONG!!!".

Guest 4,928 signed in on Friday, April 23rd at 7:47am

Name	Barry
My URL	http://homepage.mac.com/surgicalrn
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Arizona, USA
Comments	I recently found your site and was telling people at work about it. The entire department's female population had one answer for Margaret's actions. Namely that "the two of you aren't married". "Huh?... what the hell has that got to do with the price of tea in China?", I asked. They stand by their evaluation... Margaret is "crazy" because she has no stability that is afforded by the sanctity of a marriage... No lie man, that's what the female population at my job thinks... she will become sane the moment you put a ring on her finger. Barry- Phoenix, AZ

Guest 4,927 signed in on Thursday, April 22nd at 1:20pm

Name	Nick Bean
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Sussex
Comments	Is it true that some women play by their own rules. Then when you think you have them sussed, you realise that your playing a different game. Talking of which have you ever played a game of snap and rummy at the same time?

Guest 4,926 signed in on Wednesday, April 21st at 11:15pm

Name	Qt
Led here by	Magic
Comments	This is absolutely hilarious. I want to thank you for making me realize things about my relationship that I hadn't thought of before. I'm glad their are still people out there who live out the quote "Only by staying here and struggling here may we hope to achieve something." (Not sure who said that.)Thanks for being a sort of...psychotic insiration.

Guest 4,925 signed in on Tuesday, April 20th at 6:28am

Name	Benni Marie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US of A :)
Comments	A friend of mine sent me here( I almost choice the answer that I am going through the internet alphabetically hehe). I think she now must die. Just kidding. I think this is a great website. You two sound fabulous. I am a tad mad myself ;). I loved your little stories. The one about the sink reminded me of an episode of Everybody loves Raymond. They go on a trip. When they get home someone leaves the suitcase at the top of the stairs. Neither of them speak of it and neither of them put it away. Days go by, it still sits there. One day Ray hits his foot on it, he mentions to Debra (his wife) oh that's still sitting there huh? She says Oh I guess it is. And does nothing. Then a few days latter he sees her wearing something that she had taken on the trip. It goes on like this for a while. It is really funny. I wonder if you have ever seen the show. I am definitely going to come back to this website you crack me up. It's not just the situations that are funny but your delivery is priceless. I do apreciate humor. So again well done. Adios.

Guest 4,924 signed in on Monday, April 19th at 9:19pm

Name	kali
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Maine, USA
Comments	This is one of the funniest sites I have ever seen. I have a question though...your girlfriend is in on this right? I think that she is thouroughly insane but she has to have a good sense of humor if she knows you write about all that stuff. good luck to you.

Guest 4,923 signed in on Sunday, April 18th at 4:44am

Name	Laila
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	California, USA
Comments	Wow! I thought this would be good when I saw the recommendation on "What to waste company-paid time doing to piss your bosses off" in Newsweek, or some such other magazine that happened to cross my eyes, but it's even better than I ever imagined! Thank you, thank you, thank you, a million times over, for the blatant hilarity of everything!!! My fav, though, is when I flick the mouse over Margaret's picture and she transforms into a hideous zombie-like creature... Fantastic!!! You are terrific, absolutely brilliant!!!

Guest 4,922 signed in on Friday, April 16th at 3:31pm

Name	nikk rogers
Led here by	Search engine
Location	manchester soon to be australia
Comments	fantastic...i laughted till i cried sometimes nodding my head and saying yes yes we do that! and sometimes thinking bloody hell what a mad pair! good luck to you both but im sure you wont be needing as you obviously love each other very muchly. nikk

Guest 4,921 signed in on Friday, April 16th at 12:30pm

Name	McMuffin
My page	Not actually my page, but still...
My URL	http://maddox.xmission.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Northern Ireland
Comments	Thanks to you, I'm never going to Germany alone again! Munich airport is big and scary!

Guest 4,920 signed in on Friday, April 16th at 9:37am

Name	Christie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Western Australia
Comments	THANK YOU! I will now show my boyfriend and remind him that i am NORMAL!!!

Guest 4,919 signed in on Friday, April 16th at 9:37am

Name	Christie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Western Australia
Comments	THANK YOU! I will now show my boyfriend and remind him that i am NORMAL!!!

Guest 4,918 signed in on Friday, April 16th at 1:12am

Name	Rd
Led here by	Web page
Location	the Midwest
Comments	Specifically, a link from the idiots at NPR's Cah Tahk website. Discovery of Things...Argued About has occasioned a bit of a row within my chat circle. To wit: to what extent are these relational issues and to what extent gender-specific? I'm prepared to grant a lot to the relationalers, being as i'm not especially given to argument. But there remains an irreducible nugget that only gender can explain. For example, i have NEVER initiated a phone call with the intent of rendering the Silent Treatment. Further, never has another man rang me to behave so bitchily. Contrariwise . . . Well, i should like to carry on copiously in this vein, but i find at this juncture i must clean butter from my ear.

Guest 4,917 signed in on Thursday, April 15th at 11:44pm

Name	Rd
Led here by	Web page
Location	the Midwest
Comments	Specifically, a link from the idiots at NPR's Cah Tahk website. Discovery of Things...Argued About has occasioned a bit of a row within my chat circle. To wit: to what extent are these relational issues and to what extent gender-specific? I'm prepared to grant a lot to the relationalers, being as i'm not especially given to argument. But there remains an irreducible nugget that only gender can explain. For example, i have NEVER initiated a phone call with the intent of rendering the Silent Treatment. Further, never has another man rang me to behave so bitchily. Contrariwise . . . Well, i should like to carry on copiously in this vein, but i find at this juncture i must clean butter from my ear.

Guest 4,916 signed in on Thursday, April 15th at 8:25pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Barry
Location	nj
Comments	Um, I dont if anyone else read this, but apparently a crazed fan recently broke into Alyson Hannigan's dressing room after one of her performances in "When Harry Met Sally" in London. Really Mil, we all know you love her desperately, but were such drastic measures really necessary!!! :-)

Guest 4,915 signed in on Thursday, April 15th at 8:08am

Name	Cheryl
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	The Netherlands
Comments	I'm reading "waar mijn vriendin en ik ruzie over maken" and I love it. It says on the cover that It's just as good as BJD, but I believe that BJD reads like phonebook compared to this! We want more!

Guest 4,914 signed in on Wednesday, April 14th at 10:16pm

Name	Shawn
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Interesting! I honestly did not know that a couple could argue about nothing a lot. I think my boyfriend is good at not making me argue or upset who knows, we could be like Margret and you. No, I don't think that is possible. Good luck in your keeping Margaret happy and yourself sane. (of course all this humor, and your good nature must keep a smile on your face) Although, I have written some funnies myself about my kids, now they are a laugh riot. Keep up your good works.

Guest 4,913 signed in on Wednesday, April 14th at 1:42am

Name	Rikki
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hartlepool, England
Comments	This by far the funniest site i ever had the pleasure of viewing, sheer class and hopefully all true, shall be a regular visitor for now on, keep up the brilliant work, top marks

Guest 4,912 signed in on Wednesday, April 14th at 1:39am

Name	Rikki
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hartlepool, England
Comments	This by far the funniest site i ever had the pleasure of viewing, sheer class and hopefully all true, shall be a regular visitor for now on, keep up the brilliant work, top marks

Guest 4,911 signed in on Wednesday, April 14th at 1:34am

Name	Daniel
Led here by	Web page
Comments	this has taken me about an hour and a half to read but is truely the funniest and most realistic portrayal of their relationship. on some of the pints I felt i was looking in a literary mirror

Guest 4,910 signed in on Tuesday, April 13th at 10:29pm

Name	Marc
My page	Yeah, right.
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	Nice page - possibly the most pleasant way to waste my employer's time . . or is that waste MY time at my employer's expense? (I'll need to spend an hour or two resolving that today, I think.) If you stumble across a cure (solution, answer, remedy, whatever) for Californians, you will be sure to make a mint if you sell it in Oregon. If you come up with a fix for Americans in general I think Canada and Mexico would probably pay top dollar. Given the resourcefulness I see in the page here (possibly developed in response to living with Margret) I consider one or both possible. Let us all know when you have something.

Guest 4,909 signed in on Tuesday, April 13th at 3:41pm

Name	Nathan King
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	California
Comments	Absolutely gut clenchingly hilarious. Someday I hope to be as lacadasical a writer and still get by somehow. I want to write, but not about anything horribly important, looks like you're the patron saint of that aspiration. Anyway best of luck to you, I am on the mailing list now so I can excersise elitist feeling with impunity and without guilt.

Guest 4,908 signed in on Monday, April 12th at 8:33am

Name	Blake
Led here by	Web page
Location	Pittsburgh, PA USA
Comments	Awesome site! I feel much pity for people who don't grasp the top-notch humor of this site. And, they are out there, believe me: I've mentioned the site to several people who live in my apartment building, and none of them seem to get it. Oh, well...the people who live in this city, are, generally, weiners. C'est la vie. Anyway, good work.

Guest 4,907 signed in on Saturday, April 10th at 8:10pm

Name	Barbara
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Leigh on Sea
Comments	If you ever discover a cure for insomnia, could you let me know please? I am constantly bordering a state of incipient homicidal rage, and I think that my coping mechanisms may be failing. Driving around Norfolk recently, I found myself shouting at neon road signs (which flash to remind you of the speed limit), that I knew what the goddamn speed limit was, and that I was driving below it for ****'s sake. Love the site, by the way. It's given me something else to do at 3am, rather than re-arranging my remaining CD's into alphabetical order, according to artiste. There are sub-divisions, but to go into detail would be boring.

Guest 4,906 signed in on Friday, April 9th at 5:17pm

Name	Emily
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Virginia, USA
Comments	Well I think some people named Fiona need to kiss my natural-borne American white ass. That's riiight, I'm talking to the one who thinks americans are idiots. Oh and if you have the sense to look at the FAQ's on the TMGAIHAA page, then you would know he doesn't hate americans. He wants to "kiss every one of our pretty faces." So there. Some people.. Ayways! I like the page...alot. and Margret need to know that filing cabinets dont fit on mountain bikes. She also needs to know she's my hero. Thanks hugely.

Guest 4,905 signed in on Friday, April 9th at 2:29pm

Name	Dale Ellison
Led here by	Magic
Location	Northern England
Comments	Wow, dude, I salute you. You musthave the most amazing self control to not have commited homicide by now... You must really love her... Or you are an incurable maschochist.

Guest 4,904 signed in on Friday, April 9th at 10:30am

Name	Cat
My page	misaluv.com
My URL	http://www.misaluv.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	The Netherlands
Comments	This... is... creepy! My fiance gave me this link, and I start to wonder if he's hinting or something.. I'm Dutch, ya know, next to Germany... Ok! Good! and my fiance lives in Alabama, USA. I think he's trying to say I'm margaret, just slightly less extreme.. is there a help group for people like that?

Guest 4,903 signed in on Friday, April 9th at 10:13am

Name	rob
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	seattle, washington, usa
Comments	i have enjoyed your page(s) immensely. i've woken the family with my guffawing late at night. you have a way with, you know, words. i'm desperate to find something to say that will cause you to find me the most fascinating and intelligent of people, so that you and margret will be forced to move to seattle to be near me and be my friend. i should add that at the beginning, having read only a little of TMGAIHAA, i was filled with joy at the realization that it's possible to love a person who is insecure and irrational. that one can look past another's faults and enjoy their zest for life, etc. then i read some more (plus the FAQ) and realized that you are in fact a liar and that it is not in fact possible to do any such thing. but in any case i still wish i could write like you do. perhaps you could send me an email telling me how. thank you.

Guest 4,902 signed in on Thursday, April 8th at 12:26am

Name	Mandie
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Seattle, Washington - US
Comments	I've now spent two days, during which I should probably have been working, reading your page. Its made me laugh, growl and squint in puzzlement. Its also made me neglect emailing my friend Torrie so that she has begun to complain bitterly. Thank you, and Margret, for some 18 hours (and counting) of diversion. PS - I am American, but not from Texas, so though I'm on the internet, I hope you don't hate me. Seattle is practically Canada anyway, which is practically England, so we should be square. PPS - I do not have my own homepage. However, I do visit the homepages of others on a regular basis. I hope this will put me in the literate but not quite cyber-cool category, rather than any other (such as Spy-for-the-Republican-Party or Stupid American. Or, please, no - French.) PPPS - Is it wrong that its taken me over 20 minutes to write and refine this entry?

Guest 4,901 signed in on Wednesday, April 7th at 7:56pm

Name	me again
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I would just like to say i have no idea why that got posted twice. I am obviously I latent stupid american.

Guest 4,900 signed in on Wednesday, April 7th at 7:51pm

Name	hand in air
My page	pick me pick me!!
My URL	http://my arm is hurting
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	front of class
Comments	Have you and margaret ever split up and got back together again? that was it. sorry it was the only thing I could think of to ask and I really wanted to ask something, God knows why. other than that I would just like to say that you and margaret can both be my friends. (It's o.k you don't need to thank me) coz you seem like such a nice couple, seriously you do. and it is just nice to have people around you that make your own life seem better by comparison. um thats it. k bye Fiona (London UK - p.s I think Americans are all a bunch of idiots too)

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