Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,800 to 4,899)

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Guest 4,899 signed in on Wednesday, April 7th at 3:52pm

Name	hand in air
My page	pick me pick me!!
My URL	http://my arm is hurting
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	front of class
Comments	Have you and margaret ever split up and got back together again? that was it. sorry it was the only thing I could think of to ask and I really wanted to ask something, God knows why. other than that I would just like to say that you and margaret can both be my friends. (It's o.k you don't need to thank me) coz you seem like such a nice couple, seriously you do. and it is just nice to have people around you that make your own life seem better by comparison. um thats it. k bye Fiona (London UK - p.s I think Americans are all a bunch of idiots too)

Guest 4,898 signed in on Wednesday, April 7th at 7:54am

Name	Another stupid American
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	NH, US
Comments	Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves.

Guest 4,897 signed in on Tuesday, April 6th at 4:32am

Name	tree
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	whats wrong with hanging things on things anyways! :) id love to hear her version.

Guest 4,896 signed in on Tuesday, April 6th at 1am

Name	sheena
My URL	http://sodawing.blogspot.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	seattle, wa
Comments	Hey. You're a funny dude.

Guest 4,895 signed in on Tuesday, April 6th at 12:25am

Name	Char
My page	none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hawaii
Comments	Funny... I laughed so had at some.. and boy, I see my husband in many of these! Yeah, on employers time!!

Guest 4,894 signed in on Monday, April 5th at 8:42pm

Name	Ben
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Washington D.C.
Comments	It is rare that I actually, literally laugh out loud. But as I've read your TMGAIHAA page over the last few weeks (I felt compelled to ration it) I've disturbed my coworkers on more than one occasion by giggling like a giddy schoolgirl at my desk. Thanks Mil!

Guest 4,893 signed in on Sunday, April 4th at 10:45pm

John McClintock of Victoria B.C. Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,892 signed in on Sunday, April 4th at 7:43pm

Name	Who
My page	no page to my home yet
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Newcastle
Comments	Almost as funny as Tommy Cooper. Well, not really. But funny all the same.

Guest 4,891 signed in on Sunday, April 4th at 2:08am

Name	Anonymous (haha)
My page	void
Led here by	Magic
Location	The U. S. of A.
Comments	Yo! Your page is, like, aesome, homie dude yo. I mean, it's cool, and um, do you seriously hate your girlfriend? She doesn't seem that evil to me... Sincerely, Anonymous person p.s. I like your hair.

Guest 4,890 signed in on Saturday, April 3rd at 7:50pm

Name	guest
My page	.
Led here by	Search engine
Location	aus
Comments	there's no way i'm gonna waste my time entering an entry in this guest book... ...

Guest 4,889 signed in on Saturday, April 3rd at 10:45am

Name	D. G. Alexander
My page	caustic Junction
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/de3/sarcasm
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Surrey, BC, Canada
Comments	Mil, you're hilarious. You've made my day, and I'm going to be helplessly reciting various bits of your accounts to random people in the street for weeks, I just know it. sigh Thank you!

Guest 4,888 signed in on Saturday, April 3rd at 3:55am

Name	Mary
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Nova Scotia, Canada
Comments	You are absolutely brilliant! I must go continue reading now...

Guest 4,887 signed in on Saturday, April 3rd at 2:07am

Name	jen
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Diego, CA
Comments	Love it. Oddly makes me both happy and sad to be single...

Guest 4,886 signed in on Saturday, April 3rd at 12:24am

Name	Rebecca
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Delaware, USA
Comments	How funny. I can comment no further, as I appear to have wet my office chair, and must attend to the situation.

Guest 4,885 signed in on Thursday, April 1st at 9:57pm

Name	Byron Giffin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ottawa Ontario Canada
Comments	Sir, This morning I had a fight with my girlfriend. It seems that I will no longer be responsible for dropping the rent check off each month, as I hadn't done so by the time she phoned. Feeling like an idiot (and proving it) I went looking for solace on the internet (the electronic babysitters evil twin), and found your site. I must say, you have cheered me greatly. Perspective has returned to normal. Life will go on. Thank you. Byron Giffin.

Guest 4,884 signed in on Thursday, April 1st at 7:56pm

Name	Nicole
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	NorthernCalifornia
Comments	This is probably the effing funniest thing I've read in a long time. And I've read a lot of sick things in my time. I promise to give full permission to my boyfriend, if ever I do any of these ghastly and annoying things, to run me over ten times with a Lorry. Really. I think I'd deserve it.

Guest 4,883 signed in on Thursday, April 1st at 6:11pm

Name	Chris Manning
Led here by	Magic
Location	america
Comments	I just read your piece on the Doctrine of Proportionality and margret's poor grasp of it. It reminded me of this event from my life: My sister (who is married already... sorry boys) and I were sitting in the same room watching TV I had a hand-held mirror for some reason probably linked to my unending vanity. I accidentially dropped this mirror causing it to crack. my sister after seeing what I had done took the burning match that she had in her hand and lit me on fire. I was not amused. later when I asked her to explain herself she said "I did it cause I had the match in my hand" fortunatly she doesn't make a habbit of having guns or swords in her hands. I understand your plight mil.

Guest 4,882 signed in on Thursday, April 1st at 5:13am

Name	Christina
My page	Orange Ink
My URL	http://orangeink.blogspot.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Idaho, USA
Comments	Despite rapidly drying contact lenses--causing pain and mole-like blinking--I've read the the contents of this site in one sitting and burst out laughing every 30 seconds, which of course, leads the members of my family bursting in and exclaiming, "What's so funny?" and "Why are your eyes so red?" Thank you for providing me with an uproarious way to procrastinate even further (I can read Atlas Shrugged next morning before school, piece of cake).

Guest 4,881 signed in on Wednesday, March 31st at 11:45pm

Name	DemonKyoto
My page	DemonWeb
My URL	http://a.domaindlx.com/DemonKyoto/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada..eh?
Comments	Get a divorce you stupid english pussy..christ alfuckingmighty...

Guest 4,880 signed in on Wednesday, March 31st at 5:09pm

Name	samantha stephens
My page	spraggworld.com
My URL	http://www.spraggworld.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	new york
Comments	I have been keeping a daily journal about my escapades in New York (I'm originally from Manchester) for the past 4 years, and was delighted to be told of another equally amusing site. In fact I think I'm going to link to your site as I know my whacko readers will love your humour and not so tact facts as much as I did. Shit and I thought I had problems with my husband?

Guest 4,879 signed in on Wednesday, March 31st at 7:47am

Name	Connie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	Mil, thanks to you I've had to clean coca cola off my computer screen! It came out my nose and everything! Gee thanks! Great stuff! Keep it up!

Guest 4,878 signed in on Tuesday, March 30th at 10:53pm

Name	richard wedemeyer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oklahoma
Comments	I write in a similar style but nowhere near as finely chisled. Outstandingly hilarious. I am never sure what is true, hoping that none of it is, knowing that most of it is.

Guest 4,877 signed in on Tuesday, March 30th at 8:18pm

Name	Medawar
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	the seat of american politics...help!!
Comments	This is such a funny page - I haven't had so much fun wasting time at the office in ages, thanks ever so!

Guest 4,876 signed in on Tuesday, March 30th at 5:58pm

Name	Rebecca Marley
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Bremerton, Washington (the "other" Washington)
Comments	Love the site, made me laugh on what promised to be a pretty crummy day. Also love reading responses by obviously illiterate (I bet I spelled that wrong!) dolts. That's what our highly touted educational system produces. Keep your fingers crossed for us in November; I fear that another Bush administration will be the downfall of us all. Have a nice day!

Guest 4,875 signed in on Tuesday, March 30th at 2:39pm

Becca Massey sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,874 signed in on Tuesday, March 30th at 1:46pm

Name	Fiona Colley
Led here by	Magic
Location	Telford
Comments	Just seen that Working Title want to make a film of the book with a possibility of Gwyneth as Margret? Are they mad? She's macrobiotic? How can you take her to Harry Ramsdens in Merry Hill for a large portion? And can she do a German accent? Any chance of Johnny Depp playing Pel? Or Bob Mortimer? I fancy him something rotten.

Guest 4,873 signed in on Monday, March 29th at 11:19pm

Name	Brad Giese
My page	Front Row Morning Show
My URL	http://www.frontrowmorningshow.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Orange Cove ca
Comments	It's great to find a fellow wordsmith my friend. I must admire your fine honed use of descriptive terms. Bravo!! A true pleasure to read. And oh yes... Hold steady brother, now and forever you can make it. No matter what our better halfs assault us with, we MUST hold steady. If only everyone could have someone to make life interesting like your Margret does for you. LIVE WELL BOTH OF YOU, Brad Giese

Guest 4,872 signed in on Monday, March 29th at 12:55pm

Name	Sean Barton
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Sat in front of my computer (Derby, England)
Comments	My ex-wife (every cloud does have a silver lining, after all!), and I never used to argue, but she did (quite often) see cause to phone me up in order to give me the silent treatment. Still, that's a woman's logic for you!

Guest 4,871 signed in on Monday, March 29th at 4:10am

Name	Craig Powell
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	Women. Cant live with them.......the end.

Guest 4,870 signed in on Monday, March 29th at 1:11am

Name	Jen
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Jersey...my apologies
Comments	It`s lovely to know that my boyfriend and I are not alone in the world.

Guest 4,869 signed in on Sunday, March 28th at 6:23pm

Name	Annette Prowse
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Plymouth, Devon
Comments	Funny stuff. Cheered me up and made me chuckle! Unfortunately many of the arguments ring true with me so it was a little like reading about my life! Heyho...I'm off to become a teacher.

Guest 4,868 signed in on Sunday, March 28th at 3:11pm

Name	Sally Long
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	UK
Comments	Oh my god, I ache from laughing I can hardly type. I swear I'm a distant relative of Margret's,we could have been joined at the hip. What a brilliant site, and I've saved thousands in therapy just reading it. Both you and my husband deserve medals for endurance.

Guest 4,867 signed in on Sunday, March 28th at 11:15am

Name	Rusty
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	QLD / AUSTRALIA
Comments	I find when I'm at home alone and start reading your site and realise just how much I am missing out on. [Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Doom] With a smile on the dial.Thanks

Guest 4,866 signed in on Sunday, March 28th at 2:59am

Shelley sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,865 signed in on Sunday, March 28th at 2:58am

Name	T.R.
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	Wow, and to think I got paid to read this. It is to good to be true.

Guest 4,864 signed in on Sunday, March 28th at 1:48am

Name	Emily Yeatts
Led here by	Magic
Location	Richmond, Virginia, USA
Comments	oh my god. this page rules more than cheese (i know you swiss cheese fanatics might be a little offended but, hey, if it's true, it's true) i just want you to know, Mil, that you are my one true hero and if you ever need a break from first born, second born, or margret you may come and live with me and my family for however long you desire, as my folks are apparently oblivious to what goes on outside of the world of supidity. heh, just thought i would let you know.

Guest 4,863 signed in on Saturday, March 27th at 10:14pm

Name	Chris Emery
Led here by	Barry
Location	Cape Town, South Africa
Comments	Just when you start tiring of trawling the web for entertainment, you stumble across a website that makes you laugh so hard small tears of enjoyment roll from the tear ducts. Loved it, and have told everyone I know about it, and what do you know? They loved it too. Cheers Mil.

Guest 4,862 signed in on Saturday, March 27th at 4:40pm

Name	Ashli
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New York
Comments	This is funny as hell, and I hear it's being made into a movie? Yeah, read that in Newsweek.

Guest 4,861 signed in on Saturday, March 27th at 4:27am

Name	clinton
My page	pride assassin offends u
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/P_ASS_ASS_IN
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	baltimore maryland usa
Comments	i wish i had this much time on my hands...

Guest 4,860 signed in on Friday, March 26th at 7:03pm

Name	Wes Kussmaul
My page	Instigations
My URL	http://www.instigations.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Weston, Massachusetts, USA
Comments	Stumbled across TMGAIAA this morning... nearly a full hour later... smiling and nodding at your remark about this being mainly a diversion from work... suddenly it comes to me... I own this outfit...

Guest 4,859 signed in on Friday, March 26th at 2:49pm

Name	chris, courtney , lindsey
Led here by	Barry
Location	USA bitch!!
Comments	break up with that crazy bitch, she's fucking weird. or just smack her she's crazy

Guest 4,858 signed in on Thursday, March 25th at 11:15pm

Name	Steve Jones
My page	Steve's crap, or something like that.
My URL	http://www.stevenjones.net/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Memphis, TN, USA
Comments	I emailed you, but I got the automated "nobody's home, be back in 10 months" bit, so here I am on the guestbook page. Margret looks pretty in the one photo I found. From your descriptions of her volcanic temperment she reminds me of a German girl I chased quite unsuccessfully in college. She was 5'10", blonde, and built like a supermodel. And she had absolutely no use for me. Too bad, so sad. She loved to wrestle though. And the rougher the better. Lots of groping and body slams. Then suddenly, from out of nowhere, she'd either get very hot and turned on or else explode in a rage that she didn't want to play anymore, as if somehow you were supposed to know this at the very instant that it crossed her mind. Sound familiar? I think you've shacked up with her cousin.

Guest 4,857 signed in on Thursday, March 25th at 1:42pm

Name	Brett Campbell
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	St. Louis, Missouri, USA
Comments	Thank you. Someone has finally written my biography.

Guest 4,856 signed in on Thursday, March 25th at 12:55pm

Name	Paul
My page	paulandkatie.co.uk
My URL	http://www.paulandkatie.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	UK
Comments	I have to say that this is one of the best things on the internet. I read the book first. I would have done the same on my site, but love my genetailier too much. And it would appear, I cannot spell very god. Keep it up Mil!

Guest 4,855 signed in on Thursday, March 25th at 8:56am

Name	Camille Ellison
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Los Angeles, California
Comments	Very Smart and Very Funny. I read the whole page in two days. I will be joining your mailing list. Good stuff Mil. Camille

Guest 4,854 signed in on Thursday, March 25th at 1:21am

Name	scott Gallagher
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you rawk

Guest 4,853 signed in on Wednesday, March 24th at 12:13am

Name	Kevin Kearney
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Comments	Great Stuff

Guest 4,852 signed in on Tuesday, March 23rd at 7:12pm

Name	kate
My page	katespace.com
My URL	http://katespace.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Boston, MA
Comments	I found this page yesterday, and proceeded to read the entire thing during idle time at work, on the bus on the way home (luckily it was already stored in cache, so the lack of internet connection wasn't a problem) and all of this morning. And only one word: Brilliant. :) This makes some of the fights my husband and I have had look like child's play. Although I would like to see Margret's take on all this. :)

Guest 4,851 signed in on Tuesday, March 23rd at 6:40pm

Name	The Amazing Ragna
My page	Bad Taste
My URL	http://www.freewebs.com/littlemissserialkiller
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Seattle
Comments	Very funny...

Guest 4,850 signed in on Tuesday, March 23rd at 12:51am

Name	Kim Hostrawser
My page	The Vintage Vinyl Vixen
My URL	http://www.mninter.net/~caryho/vixen
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Minnesota
Comments	Mil, I laughed until I cried several times reading your journal with Margret. And yes, I was at work. People came by my office to ask what I was laughing at. Of course, I couldn't tell them "one of the funniest web pages I have ever enountered" or further explainations would have been necessary. Thanks again and I WILL be joining your mailing list. Kim H.

Guest 4,849 signed in on Tuesday, March 23rd at 12:45am

Name	Kim Hostrawser
My page	The Vintage Vinyl Vixen
My URL	http://www.mninter.net/~caryho/vixen
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Minnesota
Comments	Mil, I laughed until I cried several times reading your journal with Margret. And yes, I was at work. People came by my office to ask what I was laughing at. Of course, I couldn't tell them "one of the funniest web pages I have ever enountered" or further explainations would have been necessary. Thanks again and I WILL be joining your mailing list. Kim H.

Guest 4,848 signed in on Monday, March 22nd at 10:43pm

Name	Patrick Reardon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boston, Massachusetts, USA
Comments	Absolutely the most brilliant waste of my work day that I've ever encoutered. Obviously, aside from the occasional tid bits of porn sent by friends.

Guest 4,847 signed in on Monday, March 22nd at 4:17pm

Fidoville / Scargo of Bay Area sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,846 signed in on Monday, March 22nd at 2:46pm

Peter Goddard of location location sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,845 signed in on Monday, March 22nd at 10:58am

Name	Jeni
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Manchester, England
Comments	This is soooooooo cool! Thank you for making my work life less monotonous. This has mainly been acheived by my work colleagues now being convinced that I am comletely insane for sniggering at my computer.

Guest 4,844 signed in on Tuesday, March 16th at 11:48pm

Name	Winnie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Tennessee
Comments	Still laughing from your site!! I can't figure out if it's so funny to me because you are sooo hilarious or because it's probably 100rue! I can't go to a movie with hubby for fear he will embarass me with his loud, outspoken comments. Just as well to sit at home and watch TV (alone). Your kids are adorable by the way. Must go to Amazon and purchase your books now. THANKS!!

Guest 4,843 signed in on Monday, March 15th at 6:56am

Name	Henrietta
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Singapore
Comments	Love your page! And i've this sneaky suspicion that Margret might juz be my long lost twin or something cuz i think i'm very much like her... i drive my partner absolutely nuts most of the time but it doesnt make him love me any less. Lucky me :P But hey, i've done some reflecting after reading your stuff and i think there's a lot about me and the things i say that i should change... for a start, i'll stop telling my partner to change his socks everyday.

Guest 4,842 signed in on Monday, March 15th at 3:16am

Name	Nicholas Plank
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	That place with all the malls.
Comments	Great site, just hilarious. I had another day where I got a computer-burn on my face. Sort of like a sun-burn except with a computer instead of the sun. You get the idea. The book is good too. Went out and bought it, and am using it for an English project where the author has to not be American. To top it off we had to have not read it before. That sorta shoots of Tolien and leaves Millington. Shudder I suppose I will live.

Guest 4,841 signed in on Sunday, March 14th at 5:25pm

Name	Simon Peel
My page	The Bugdozer Web Page
My URL	http://www.bugdozer.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hastings
Comments	Just to say I enjoyed the first book immensely, am halfway through the second book and enjoying that even more. Oh, the correct way to slice a kiwi fruit is across the short axis, so the slice displays radial symmetry. This is true because kiwi fruits were actually deliberately bred to look decorative when sliced this way. The original ancestral kiwi fruit was not as pleasing to the eye, so what we have now is from many years of selective breeding. It's one of the few fruits where the taste was put second to the appearance.

Guest 4,840 signed in on Sunday, March 14th at 2:48am

Name	shannon
My URL	http://snideblonde.diaryland.org
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Alberta. Canada
Comments	Brilliantly funny, Mil. However, at times I believe you to be deliberately difficult. I'd be arguing with you all the time, too.

Guest 4,839 signed in on Saturday, March 13th at 8:28pm

Name	Mr. Kins
My page	eh?
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Regina, Canada
Comments	Thank God your site wasn't any longer - I'm sure I would have died from asphyxiation if I laughed another second more. May my new girlfriend and I someday have the same love for each other that you and Margret have. I'm off to the bookstore! Thanks so much for sharing with us.

Guest 4,838 signed in on Saturday, March 13th at 6:25pm

Name	J Bolling
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington State USA
Comments	Thanks for the entertainment on a boring work day

Guest 4,837 signed in on Friday, March 12th at 5:25pm

Name	Mel
Led here by	Barry
Location	Canada
Comments	Loved the first book, well done! Will read the next one as soon as I hit the bookstore...

Guest 4,836 signed in on Friday, March 12th at 6:03am

Name	Eric
My page	Arakinpurgatory
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/arakinpurgatory/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Columbus, Ohio, USA
Comments	Thanks for the occasional unexpected bursts of laughter. You really should break up the Girlfriend page a bit, though. I very nearly expired from dehydration before I was able to drag myself away from it last evening, and I hadn't even half completed it.

Guest 4,835 signed in on Thursday, March 11th at 6:52pm

Name	dan
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	cool.

Guest 4,834 signed in on Thursday, March 11th at 6:47pm

Name	Mr. Pockets
My page	Give me the Time and I'll Show You the Way
My URL	http://green.inside.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	In Your Face
Comments	Wow, this is some funny ass shit! You should write a book. Oh, wait...

Guest 4,833 signed in on Thursday, March 11th at 4:43pm

Name	Andrew Mullis
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Memphis, TN, USA
Comments	Wow, great site! It makes my relatinoship look serene. And finally, I've spent the past hour ON MY EMPLOYERS TIME reading this, and I haaven't even seen 10f it. I'll come back later when the day's just looking bad and I need a humor break. Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 4,832 signed in on Wednesday, March 10th at 10:40pm

Name	Amanda
Led here by	Barry
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	Margret reminds me very much of myself and the sadomasochistic relationship I have with my boyfriend, whom I will never marry. Congrats.

Guest 4,831 signed in on Tuesday, March 9th at 10:08pm

Name	Fee Edden
Led here by	Barry
Location	North-East England
Comments	Ohhh...how I laughed..!!! I loved reading this sooooo much... Flash backs to arguments started and won in our household..... You are a literery genius... Can't wait for the mailings to come through!!! And I love the fact that the yanks are so bloody literal!!! Numpties... fee xx

Guest 4,830 signed in on Tuesday, March 9th at 7:48pm

Name	DickyBod
My page	Teh DickyBlog
My URL	http://dickybod.blogspot.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	West Wickham, England, in der Nahe von Bromley (for Margret)
Comments	I shall not pass any negativity on this relationship (it must be strong to remain so... well...) because I'm not a judgemental miscreant. May I just remark that Margret is possibly one of the most fascinating people I have ever read about on the Internet? If I may not, tough I just did. An excellent site, and a truly inspired wit on your part. My German is terrible, however: Fur Margret: Danke Schon! Ich finde Mil sehr interessant... ok, das war furchtbar... Anyway, good luck!

Guest 4,829 signed in on Monday, March 8th at 8:08am

Name	Jim Jakmanovichlikowskyowitz
Led here by	Magic
Location	Under a very small rock
Comments	Confucius say: "One man never drinks, what another may eat"

Guest 4,828 signed in on Monday, March 8th at 2am

Name	Michelle Peters
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane, Australia
Comments	You poor bastard! She sounds like a Gemini woman (which my sister is and my sister acts EXACTLY like her). You are either stupidly in love with this girl or have a profound masochistic streak. I have learned that to deal with illogical and insane people, it's best to either not talk to them or bait them every time and watch where the madness takes you. After reading your site, I've decided that I'm going to bait my sister at every turn, throwing in odd little nuggets of nonsense and sit back taking notes. Then I will become hideously wealthy at her expense with the best seller I'm going to write. I have at last found my true calling. Thank you. PS. Very funny life you have, you kept me in stitches!

Guest 4,827 signed in on Saturday, March 6th at 5:58pm

Name	Diane
Led here by	Web page
Location	Liverpool
Comments	Just wanted to say that i liked the new book, especially the god narrative it was funny and im proud :P i still like TMGAIHAA better but the last line was the most classic ever, noodles lol.

Guest 4,826 signed in on Saturday, March 6th at 2:07pm

Name	Janelle McCoy Smith
My page	Janelle McCoy Smith, mezzo-soprano
My URL	http://www.janellemccoysmith.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Atlanta, GA
Comments	I love this. Now I have found an enlightening way to relieve my insomnia.

Guest 4,825 signed in on Friday, March 5th at 10:27pm

Name	Sterren Latsky
Led here by	Web page
Location	University of Bath
Comments	Reading this website has been a 4 day venture, although it has been worth it. How many other websites can say that they entertain whilst using every word in the English language? I wish I could be as articulate if only to get a 100in record at scrabble. No seriously, great site.

Guest 4,824 signed in on Friday, March 5th at 3:55pm

Name	carrie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	front room in edinburgh
Comments	fantastic - its a shame that your column isn't in the guardian anymore - it used to be the first thing i turned to when i got the paper! am looking forward to email updates and reading the second book.

Guest 4,823 signed in on Friday, March 5th at 10:25am

Name	Valorie
My page	Linkblog
My URL	http://valoriez.blogspot.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Washington state USA
Comments	I love you, I love Margret, and I love your fights! Keep at it!

Guest 4,822 signed in on Friday, March 5th at 1:34am

Name	J-Dog
My page	DatingPsychos.com
My URL	http://www.datingpsychos.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Seattle, Wa
Comments	Daym! I thought I had it bad when some psycho I was dating stole my ps2 and like 30 games. You take the cake though! If you ever get any free time, checkout http://www.datingpsychos.com/ ... same general idea as this site, cept anyone can post a psycho, create psycho polls, leave comments, etc

Guest 4,821 signed in on Thursday, March 4th at 8:38pm

Name	KC
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Florirda
Comments	I just wanted to say that I love your page and I am looking forward towards recieving e-mails

Guest 4,820 signed in on Thursday, March 4th at 6:56pm

Name	Dave
My page	ZooK
My URL	http://www.Zook.co.uk/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	United Kingdom
Comments	Excellent pure genius. The television argument is the type I receive when at home lol so kinda kept me reading after that lol. Keep it up. And by the way well done with the MoS I read the entire thing. Take Care.

Guest 4,819 signed in on Thursday, March 4th at 10:58am

Name	Kirsty
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	You are fantastically funny!! Possibly even funnier than my favourites: Frank Skinner, Lee Evans and Billy Connelly (not in order of preference!) Thankyou for amusing me for the past 6 hours. Are there any more sites that you know of that can fill my endless days of tedium with real life laughter?

Guest 4,818 signed in on Thursday, March 4th at 2:28am

Name	Kathy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	This has to be the one of the most entertaining websites. The place to come when you need cheering up. Also the place where other people's comments, you know, the ones that just don't get it are nearly as funny as you my friend.

Guest 4,817 signed in on Wednesday, March 3rd at 11:13pm

Name	Kymberley Evan Chiorando
My page	Kymberley Evan Chiorando
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/divegoddess666
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Perdido Key, Florida (USA)
Comments	I absolutely LOVED this site, and look forward to receiving the updates via the mailing list. I have never laughed so hard in one sitting. Unfortunately, I can no longer walk, as my legs have been fused together Indian Style, but that's okay. It was worth it!! I am an American, and I've already forwarded your site to many of my American friends, who, I'm afraid to inform you may have secretly been living with Margret during your absence. I'm buying EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR BOOKS!! You are hilarious!! Thank you SOOOO much!! Sincerely Kymberley Evan Chiorando!!

Guest 4,816 signed in on Tuesday, March 2nd at 3:08pm

Name	Kath
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Teach me, oh master. Teach me how to be so totally relaxed and secure, you lucky lucky man. And if any dozy americans (or other assorted aliens) read this, then yes, I AM being totally genuine. Mil, you and Margret seem to be the happiest actual real-life couple I've ever seen (ok, read about) and I've seen several Tom Hanks movies, so I know what I'm talking about. On a side note, should the occasion arise (heaven forbid, of course), I'm good mates with the Untouchables, the mafia and the bad guy out of the Inspector Gadget cartoons. Just in case, obviously.

Guest 4,815 signed in on Monday, March 1st at 2:21pm

Name	x
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada
Comments	Amusing website I must insist, howeer, that Canadians and Americians are not 'the same thing'

Guest 4,814 signed in on Sunday, February 29th at 5:11pm

Name	Anna
My page	Fruitcake
My URL	http://www.annegret.de
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Munich, Germany
Comments	Glad to read about people who seem to enjoy their arguments so much! Thanks for the laughs Anna

Guest 4,813 signed in on Friday, February 27th at 10:08am

Name	isia faker
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	29 butthole crevous
Comments	i have never seen such a stupid thing in all my life her name may b margret but your the bloody freak of a physco.y wud u possibly want to be with some pre dated nazi and wud she want u you big geek.

Guest 4,812 signed in on Tuesday, February 24th at 8:41pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, WA
Comments	This site is COMEDY, pure comedy! I was tearing up because I was laughing so hard at the exchanges between you and your wife. This needs to be turned into a sit com/T.V. show like Seinfeld! Thanks for the humor! Tom

Guest 4,811 signed in on Tuesday, February 24th at 8:38pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, WA
Comments	This site is COMEDY, pure comedy! I was tearing up because I was laughing so hard at the exchanges between you and your wife. This needs to be turned into a sit com/T.V. show like Seinfeld! Thanks for the humor! Tom

Guest 4,810 signed in on Sunday, February 22nd at 7:58pm

Name	Lana
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	even though i'm american, i still think you're one of the most interesting, funny, and brilliant writers i ever had the pleasure of stumbling across! thank you (and margret) for this amazing bit of fun.

Guest 4,809 signed in on Sunday, February 22nd at 3:44am

Name	Jonathon
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	U.S.A.
Comments	I read your first book, which I must applaud you on, it was hilarious. Anyways, I happened upon your website while browsing Amazon.com for more of your writing. I look forward to the next book.

Guest 4,808 signed in on Saturday, February 21st at 4:19am

Name	Chris
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Dallas, TX, USA
Comments	1) Your "How did you find this page?" lacks the correct answer: Surfing for porn. I thought this was the Paris Hilton tape. 2) I have bookmarked the site in a folder called "Oddities." It's been a while since I added anything there. 3) Someday I will read the whole thing. Probably after the operation.

Guest 4,807 signed in on Saturday, February 21st at 12:56am

Name	Reb
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ireland
Comments	Oh lord.. Every time I read this page it just gets funnier. And it's almost as funny to read the "kick that slut ho of a wife to the kirb" entries in the guestbook. Brilliance.

Guest 4,806 signed in on Friday, February 20th at 8:05pm

Name	Cassie Walker
My page	Tarynn.net
My URL	http://www.tarynn.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	Utah
Comments	If you and your girlfriend can't agree on one single thing, then why are you two together at all? You must agree on SOMETHING if you're together. Good and hilarious page, though.

Guest 4,805 signed in on Friday, February 20th at 7:28pm

Name	Tina
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	dorm room in Edwardsville, IL
Comments	This was the funniest thing I have read in ages. Thanks to you I have done no homework in the past 24 hours because I have been glued to the computer screen. As loveable as I'm sure Margaret is, at least you can say your life is never dull! I look forward to getting updates as I just added myself to your mailing list. Thanks for the laughs!

Guest 4,804 signed in on Friday, February 20th at 8:48am

Debbie Hurford of UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,803 signed in on Thursday, February 19th at 10:10pm

Name	rachel and roxy
Led here by	Web page
Location	rachels house- Tadley nr Basingstoke
Comments	we think u are a comical genious and u and margret sound great together. where else would you get the inspiration for all of this! dont ever stop.

Guest 4,802 signed in on Thursday, February 19th at 4:12pm

Name	matt
My page	welcome to the hurricane
My URL	http://www.hotwaxresidues.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	rapid city, south dakota
Comments	Dude, why is your wife such a fucking bitch. And jesus, she doesn't have to tell you how much of a slut she is by that shaving incident. Goddamn how do you put up with such a hosebeast? Kick the goddamn bitch slut ho out.

Guest 4,801 signed in on Wednesday, February 18th at 11:37pm

Name	Ryan
Led here by	Web page
Location	ontario Canada
Comments	"She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear." She may be crazy, but you sir.....need to be thrown from a train. And yes, I am a twat but so are you.

Guest 4,800 signed in on Wednesday, February 18th at 8:25pm

Name	Iain Wright
My URL	http://uk.f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/iainstuff/slideshow?&.dir=/Yahoo!+Photo+Album&.src=ph
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	That was just great beats the SSDD we're used to.

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