Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,700 to 4,799)

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Guest 4,799 signed in on Wednesday, February 18th at 2:26pm

Name	KATIE MANN
My page	n/a
Led here by	Barry
Location	nottingham
Comments	Tis sweet and true everything stated in said page is 100rue not that im into es. fantastic way of getting out aggression without taking it out on sweet Maggie she sound fab and stubborn aries by anychance keep up interesting read us biomed degree students need some way of filling up our days at the cost of the uni and all cheers for the entertainment katie xxx

Guest 4,798 signed in on Tuesday, February 17th at 11:04pm

Name	Alicia Woolsey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Westminster, CA
Comments	Your funny as hell. My brother emailed me your website and we were both in tears it was so funny. Keep it up

Guest 4,797 signed in on Tuesday, February 17th at 11:02pm

Name	Michael Vacca
Led here by	Magic
Location	US of A
Comments	life: the details change, but the absurdity doesn't.

Guest 4,796 signed in on Tuesday, February 17th at 8:19pm

Name	gordo
My URL	http://www.thesuits.cjb.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	ontario canada
Comments	I love it. kick her outlol just kidding if you did that the web site would go to the dogs

Guest 4,795 signed in on Tuesday, February 17th at 10:25am

Name	Emily
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Blaine, WA USA
Comments	Thanks for all of the hours I've spent laughing (and not working) on the company dime!

Guest 4,794 signed in on Monday, February 16th at 11:32am

Name	Paul Parkinson
My page	Can't be arsed to keep it up to date
My URL	http://www.paulparkinson.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sidcup Kent
Comments	Nicely done. Can't say I agree with everything you say but the vast majority is well done and well written. At least you can spell. And write with some grammatical accuracy. Which is more than can be said for some of the total retards who get web space. Hope Margret is still keeping you on your toes!

Guest 4,793 signed in on Saturday, February 14th at 8:27am

Name	Jade
Led here by	Magic
Location	India(usually uk)
Comments	I greatly enjoyed your column in the Gaurdian sunday magazine and while travelling around India at the moment I stumbled (not litraly thank god) over your book 'things my girlfriend and I have argued about' in a second hand book exchange shop in the middle of India. Just thought you might find it amusing to know that a copy of your book is currently circulating india from one grubby hedge-monkey traveller's paw to the next. (I find the book extremely funny) Jade

Guest 4,792 signed in on Friday, February 13th at 8:33pm

Name	Malachi
My page	Seventh Image Official Site
My URL	http://syncromesh.net/seventhimage
Led here by	Web page
Location	Burnaby, BC, Canada
Comments	I tend to have difficulty facing most arguements I find myself in completely seriously, but now I doubt I can with any. Thanks for sharing. I would also like to mention that your writing style is witty and engaging and I am not forced to type this under duress. There is no one holding specially trained attack ferrets dangerously close to my underwear zone.

Guest 4,791 signed in on Wednesday, February 11th at 8:30am

Name	Becky Drake
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	South Carolina, USA
Comments	I have to say I have throughly enjoyed reading the entire page, although it took me about a week to accomplish. I have signed up for the mailing list and look forward to recieving it.

Guest 4,790 signed in on Wednesday, February 11th at 2:39am

Name	Guy Nacology
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	somewhere in a twilight zone but not the USA
Comments	What sort of a name is Mil? If you hide your comments, they are by definition, secret. Is there a pedant's corner - there should be. (BTW - who started the Pedant's Revolt? Which Tyler. I am concerned at the xenophobic turn many of the comments above have taken. In my humble opinion, there is no greater dichotomy than that which exists 'twixt male and female. Nationality is an exotic byway, the real problem is the extraordinary differences in mind-set. (How many X's there?) Very pleased to have been directed to your site, I enjoyed it enormously. I shall have to read it someday. As Margaret would say, "Keep it up!"

Guest 4,789 signed in on Tuesday, February 10th at 12:26am

Name	Kristen
My page	The Skinny Chick with Glasses
My URL	http://skinnychickwithglasses.blogspot.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	(Don't laugh) Mississippi, USA
Comments	Mil, your hilarious accounts never fail to raise my spirits (and most people know that good ole Mississip' isn't really the liveliest of places--that is, unless your Elvis Presley or a drunk redneck in a stolen pick-up). There isn't much to say that probably hasn't already been said before, but I love visiting (and, okay.. I'm admit it--revisiting) your site. I've spent countless hours, sitting in front of my computer, laughing deliriously, all the while rendered unable to remove myself from the chair... Paralyzed in the glare, until my bladder/dehydration/hunger pains finally manage to penetrate some deeper level of my mind... Point is (at the risk of getting a little long-winded and oh yes.. repetitive), I absolutely love your site. Okay, had to say it. Got my message across. Better leave before people start thinking that Mississippi is the prime capital of in-breeding. "Oh, isn't it?" you ask.... Sigh. I fear that I may have already said too much.

Guest 4,788 signed in on Monday, February 9th at 2:46pm

Name	Amy
My page	Dating Amy
My URL	http://www.DatingAmy.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Seattle, WA, USA
Comments	You give me hope that some day I will find that one special person to mock on the Internet.

Guest 4,787 signed in on Monday, February 9th at 3:31am

Name	Jade
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	clicking buttons repeatedly does not make things go faster.....it just gives the computer free license to do whatever it pleases....

Guest 4,786 signed in on Monday, February 9th at 3:30am

Name	Jade
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	clicking buttons repeatedly does not make things go faster.....it just gives the computer free license to do whatever it pleases....

Guest 4,785 signed in on Monday, February 9th at 3:25am

Name	Jade
Led here by	Barry
Location	St Mary's college, University of Durham
Comments	All I can say is thank god for mil. When suffering from caffeine induced insomnia and desperately trying to avoid preparing for a medical law tutorial there is nothing more comforting than mil's cynicism. So, thank you mil.

Guest 4,784 signed in on Monday, February 9th at 3:25am

Name	Jade
Led here by	Barry
Location	St Mary's college, University of Durham
Comments	All I can say is thank god for mil. When suffering from caffeine induced insomnia and desperately trying to avoid preparing for a medical law tutorial there is nothing more comforting than mil's cynicism. So, thank you mil.

Guest 4,783 signed in on Monday, February 9th at 3:24am

Name	Jade
Led here by	Barry
Location	St Mary's college, University of Durham
Comments	All I can say is thank god for mil. When suffering from caffeine induced insomnia and desperately trying to avoid preparing for a medical law tutorial there is nothing more comforting than mil's cynicism. So, thank you mil.

Guest 4,782 signed in on Saturday, February 7th at 5:15am

Name	Michelle Schmidt
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Wenatchee, WA usa
Comments	Very entertaining! You have a great girlfriend and your children are so adorable!

Guest 4,781 signed in on Friday, February 6th at 8:35pm

Name	sherry
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	usa
Comments	loved it

Guest 4,780 signed in on Friday, February 6th at 5:56pm

Name	Sarah
My page	Dylithia's Blog
My URL	http://www.thecenotaph.com/blogs/dylithia
Led here by	Web page
Location	Las Vegas
Comments	Fabulous, fantastic and funny! Thanks for a great couple of hours of laughter!

Guest 4,779 signed in on Friday, February 6th at 8:37am

Name	anie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Big sur, California
Comments	You've given me so much laughter in the last few days of reading. Very important, since I am on a strict diet of laughter as a part of my cancer treatment and recovery. - Annie, mother of 2 happy boys and a baffled husband

Guest 4,778 signed in on Wednesday, February 4th at 6:48pm

Name	Amy K. Jennings
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Oklahoma
Comments	I found your webpage extremely witty. I am glad that there is a web page dedicated to the dumb things couples spend time argueing about. I also enjoyed the insight you provided for me into the mind of a guy ( I am now going to make a concious effort NOT to make commentary during movies). Thanks for the laughs! -Amy

Guest 4,777 signed in on Tuesday, February 3rd at 11:45pm

Name	Tracey
My page	Pig-Dogs; Relationship Advice for Women
My URL	http://www.pig-dogs.net
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nashville, TN, USA
Comments	No matter how many times I visit your site, it is funnier each time.

Guest 4,776 signed in on Tuesday, February 3rd at 5:47pm

Name	Rei
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington State
Comments	Actually it wasn't an e-mail that lead me here, but a post on a web board. I suppose that is close enough. I read the whole page in an hour (Yes even the bit about why you almost stopped updating the page) and I was laughing the entire time reading exerpts of it to my Husband and to our crazy roomate. That started a whole theory by my husband that ALL german women must be crazy...(I'm German Irish actually.) It touched off a mini argument while we ressurected a few of our huge fights (THe one where I attacked him for washing my brand new jeans before breaking them in. The time he didn't do the dishes like I asked for the thousandth time and I destroyed all of our mugs ... the time he washed one of my shirts wrong and I ripped it to shreds and then made him buy me a new one....my driving habits and so on)) Anyway...we love the stories and we can't wait to get your book.

Guest 4,775 signed in on Tuesday, February 3rd at 2:03pm

Name	Mark Smith
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Suffolk UK
Comments	Just finished A Certain Chemistry, very funny in a trully terrifing way. I suppose I can still lust but you have put me off doing anything about it not that I would you understand. - Loved the hat selling dialogue. Tried to suppress giggles all the way to Swindon and back, on a crowded train

Guest 4,774 signed in on Monday, February 2nd at 2:31pm

Name	Robin Todd
Led here by	Web page
Location	Belfast Northern Ireland
Comments	Many thanks for giving me a good laugh for hours while at university! Keep up the good work!!

Guest 4,773 signed in on Monday, February 2nd at 3:47am

Name	George Essex
Led here by	Barry
Location	Illinois (Unfortunately, the one in America)
Comments	Some may say that living with Margret is a sin, or that it's already hell on earth. I personally think that life with Margret is more of a blessing, as it provides me with a valuable source of humour during those long hours of the afternoon when I am vainly waiting for 5:00 to roll around so I can go home.

Guest 4,772 signed in on Monday, February 2nd at 12:12am

Name	Reb.
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/raptor_strife
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ireland.
Comments	Mil, if you and she weren't already so obviously happy, I'd marry you myself. Whether you agreed to it or not.

Guest 4,771 signed in on Sunday, February 1st at 4:47pm

Name	Jeni Williams
My page	The Shrews
My URL	http://angelfire.com/shrewcrew/apes/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ohio, USA
Comments	Though I'm sorry to inform you I am not the babaling, semi-literate typical screeching, acne-convered american teenage girl clipping out pictures of Ben Afflec and listening to "Lil Fizz"-what the hell??-I do profusely enjoy the sarcastic yet intruigingly hillarious epics of what you indeed fight with your girlfriend over. I myself, can Identify with many of those arguments, whereas-im sorry to say- I am the Italian counter-part of Margret.

Guest 4,770 signed in on Sunday, February 1st at 7:24am

Name	Vanja
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sweden
Comments	Hello there! Believe it or not, I bought your "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" for my boy FRIEND, pal... buddy (we're not lovers then, just dear friends. Dep. of useless knowlege b.t.w) for Valentines day.(Just perfect for Valentine gifts, isnt it? ;) I snook a quick peek in the book, and what I saw was just splended :) Have a nice day! /Vanja

Guest 4,769 signed in on Sunday, February 1st at 4:15am

Name	dave
Led here by	Search engine
Location	chinatown
Comments	when u have sex does she make moaning noises?

Guest 4,768 signed in on Saturday, January 31st at 10:09pm

Name	Sara
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	Why does my husband fall asleep when I want to cuddle? Should I wake him up and show him the new bra I bought? Or should I just go to sleep, and forget all about it?

Guest 4,767 signed in on Saturday, January 31st at 10:56am

Name	Algenon
Led here by	Magic
Location	55 degrees north
Comments	Alyson Hannigan. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Guest 4,766 signed in on Saturday, January 31st at 5:15am

Name	Sandi
Led here by	Barry
Location	GOD BLESS TEXAS!
Comments	ALOHA! Hey I'm just letting you know my day was totally sucking, but then lo and behold! I found this web page! Holy crap man you're trippin me out! Thanks for crackin me up!!! You and your girlfriend sound totally perfect for each other, and I really mean that. I don't think you really hate each other! HAVE A SCRUMTULESCENT DAY!

Guest 4,765 signed in on Wednesday, January 28th at 11:03pm

Name	Dave
Led here by	Barry
Location	Bristol
Comments	Is it just me or does reading the 'things' page and updates read like a play? Reading it gives me a perfect image in my head - dark stage, man sitting at desk spotlit on the left. He is writing, looks up and reads from his diary "I was just playing on my computer, wondering idly about Alyson Hannigan, whne Mrgaret comes in". He pauses, lights up to reveal Margret with arms folded across chest on the other side of the room..... This is how it plays in my head. Every time. It seems SO right! Go on Mil, take it to the west end!

Guest 4,764 signed in on Tuesday, January 27th at 11:41pm

Name	Ryan
Led here by	Web page
Location	california
Comments	after not visiting the site for a while i decided to read it again today. it's as funny and enlightening as the first time i stumbled upon it. thanks for filling the void that is my work day.

Guest 4,763 signed in on Tuesday, January 27th at 10:50pm

Name	Thordis
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Reykjavik, Iceland
Comments	Great site - I just read your book, love your work.

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Guest 4,761 signed in on Tuesday, January 27th at 3:40pm

Name	Ed
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	London
Comments	A pedant writes. TMGAIHAA is not an acronym, it is an abbreviation. LASER is an acronym, as it makes a word, FBI is not an acronym etc. Well, no - you mean that an acronym needs to be pronounceable (rather than it being a "word"; RADAR, for example, isn't a word, unless one admits neologisms created at the same instant as the acronyms themselves - and, presumably, meaning the same things as the acronyms - and to allow that, I fear, would trigger an inescapable black hole of self-referentiality that would briskly swallow all language and leave us with nothing but waving our hands about and alarmingly extreme facial expressions, like the French), which is, indeed, the thing that separates it from an abbreviation. However, when at social gatherings or before a jury, I don't articulate TMGAIHAA thus: 'T. M. G. A. I. H. A. A." I say, "Tum-gay-har." (Stress is on the second syllable.) Nevertheless, yours was a valiant and commendable effort, and I kiss you deeply and with intoxicated, hungry passion for making it, Ed. More of this kind of stuff and less "y are'nt u marrid???!!! :-(((", please - Mil.

Guest 4,760 signed in on Tuesday, January 27th at 11:01am

Name	Matt
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	Good to hear another voice screaming in the Dark. Love your work.

Guest 4,759 signed in on Saturday, January 24th at 4:31pm

Paul Kuntze of Emporia,KS.USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,758 signed in on Saturday, January 24th at 3:02pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	Mil, do you have an advice column. If so, please respond to this: My wife and I no longer argue. Does this mean that the spark is gone. We used to love each other so much, on several ocasions, it nearly caused our death, and it has claimed the lives of many personally valuable items around the house. So where has all that passion gone? Why do I now feel the need to compromise my opinions and personal needs on her behalf, and why does she keep doing the same for me. It just makes me sick. Is it simply because we got married. If we were just living together would we still have that spark? really sorry for the harsh sarcasm, your site is a riot, and I enjoyed it. I really do get it, as I am not an American. I am a Texan. And yes we are responsible for the President, If we were ruling the world (which we someday shall) it would be a truely better place.

Guest 4,757 signed in on Saturday, January 24th at 12:12am

Name	Nathan
My URL	http://www.booleonline.com/nathan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Georgia, USA
Comments	Well, I thought long and hard (for at least a minute) trying to come up with something clever to say here, something about Oprah, and "For the sake of the children, Mil!" But I couldn't think of anything. So I'll just say, wonderfully hilarious site! I actually "discovered" the place about a year or so ago, then lost track of it when you moved, then found it again via that wonder of the world: Google. Also, I've finally joined the mailing list. I do a bit of humor writing myself, and I am constantly impressed by the ingenuity of your work. I sincerely hope that you are making loads of money, whether that is your goal or not.

Guest 4,756 signed in on Friday, January 23rd at 11:57pm

Name	Robin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	Alright, I'm from California, but you DO know there ARE those of us that were just born here, and actually cross the street to avoid shops that sell Tarot cards and dreamcatchers, right? Love your stuff, it's hilarious.

Guest 4,755 signed in on Friday, January 23rd at 12:51pm

Name	Jeff
Led here by	Magic
Location	Earth
Comments	Re your (latest) vow to Margret: Uh, you've promised not to sleep with Alyson Hannigan, remember? Nobody mentioned anything about (ahem) horizontal gymnastics, did they??

Guest 4,754 signed in on Friday, January 23rd at 1:40am

Name	Rishi Saez
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Spokane, WA, USA
Comments	Just wanna say, this is possibly the funniest site I've seen in a very long time. I actually laughed till my eyes watered when I read the thing about the dreamcatcher over the bed. There's 2 other people in the office laughing while I type this. Keep it up :).

Guest 4,753 signed in on Friday, January 23rd at 1:22am

Name	Adam
Led here by	Web page
Location	Spokane WA, USA
Comments	Found your site through a link on Fark.com, sent it to one person in the office & it's snowballed from there... I tell you, I haven't laughed so hard at a website in years, if ever! Tears came to my eyes... My wife is half Fillipino & half Irish and could be Margrets spiritual twin sister. You Sir handle it much better than I... Thank you.

Guest 4,752 signed in on Thursday, January 22nd at 9:54pm

Name	Barbed of the Beaten Brethren
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	London
Comments	Mil, it seems to me that the Englishman + European woman is a lethal mix! My other half is Spanish and man this is like Deja-Vu! I'm not the only one!! Hallelujah!

Guest 4,751 signed in on Thursday, January 22nd at 5:10pm

Name	Trina
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London in England
Comments	Omigosh!! If i wanna have a good ol' laugh, i know where to come! you make me laugh so bloody much! i am DEFINATLEY going to buy your book! Trina X

Guest 4,750 signed in on Thursday, January 22nd at 12:26pm

Name	sacrificial lamb
Led here by	Magic
Location	cowering in corner
Comments	wow, what can I say but thanx. I never thought there would be anybody else in the world who has a similar problem. I have a Polish girlfriend and they are wierd. anyway, again. thanx.

Guest 4,749 signed in on Thursday, January 22nd at 12:21pm

Name	sacrificial lamb
Led here by	Magic
Location	cowering in corner
Comments	wow, what can I say but thanx. I never thought there would be anybody else in the world who has a similar problem. I have a Polish girlfriend and they are wierd. anyway, again. thanx.

Guest 4,748 signed in on Wednesday, January 21st at 11:55pm

Name	Alex
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	WA, USA
Comments	I came to the email subscription link, and had to consider carefully before subscribing, because I am well aware that I am and idiot, fairly frequently. I ran a vague average, and came out a little on top with the "sensible and right" value, so cheers!

Guest 4,747 signed in on Wednesday, January 21st at 2:06pm

Name	woot
My page	muaha
My URL	http://testtest.antiville.org
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Europe
Comments	Just as bored as u (prolly) were/are

Guest 4,746 signed in on Tuesday, January 20th at 2:59pm

Name	Betty
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan
Comments	My husband bought me your TMGAIHAA book so that I would have something good to read while I was in the hospital recovering from surgery. (It's barbaric that they don't have internet access there). It was so wonderfully funny that I was actually in pain from laughing so hard and was constantly worried about damaging some of the sutures. In retrospect, I have to thank you not only for writing this book, but for giving me an opportunity to take way more pain killers than I probabally should have.

Guest 4,745 signed in on Monday, January 19th at 8:45pm

Name	Greg
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wolverhampton
Comments	My wife is German, get your girlfriend to say "Warwickshire beat Worcestershire by three wickets", this will prove endless hours of amusement !.

Guest 4,744 signed in on Monday, January 19th at 1:53am

Carla of Panama sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,743 signed in on Sunday, January 18th at 12:44am

Name	Annie Janrzen
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	las vegas, nevada USA
Comments	Idiot partner translated "boyfriend", that is.

Guest 4,742 signed in on Friday, January 16th at 3:37pm

Name	Lorna
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	Lovely to know that true love looks nothing like the movies and everything like two people expressing their affection with cold feet and creative insults.

Guest 4,741 signed in on Friday, January 16th at 11:27am

Name	Jim
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I needed a good laugh, on this god forsaken cold as hell day. Thanks.

Guest 4,740 signed in on Wednesday, January 14th at 8:55pm

Name	Sam
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Colorado, USA
Comments	Sweet Jesus. Thank you. From the cockles of my fetid little heart and soul, thank you. I have always had a difficult time expressing the true horror of living with my girlfriend and dealing with her psychotic and mind-bogglingly bizarre behavior to my single friends. And that's probably becuase there are very few people out there who have even sipped from that most soul-crushing cup, much less been baptized in it by a Czech woman with a temper bigger than my outsized American truck. But you sir, you have put to words all the feelings of disbelief, incredulation and horror I have lived with day in and day out. And now, all may know my...our, terror filled days. I haven't laughed this hard in years. Mainly because if I do, she will assume I have obviously been hiding something and that would just be putting myself in the path of the train. But you know what...it's worth it. Ta!

Guest 4,739 signed in on Wednesday, January 14th at 7:47pm

Name	Rich
My URL	http://www.buoy.com/~rac
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Across the pond
Comments	Based on the stories you tell, it's possible I'm married to your girlfriend. I don't think either of us should mention this at home.

Guest 4,738 signed in on Wednesday, January 14th at 8:46am

Name	Draggy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	East Coast, USA
Comments	I just want to say thanks for you page. Everyone needs a good laugh now and again, and you've provided! You have a great sense of humour! looks at her spelling of the above word...realizes her friend who showed her this page is slowly converting her from American to English Hope everything is going well with Margeret and the kids!

Guest 4,737 signed in on Tuesday, January 13th at 9:35pm

Name	Kate
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Walsall Wood (Yes that one, just round the corner)
Comments	My idiot partner pointer me to your site as 'it's quite scary just how many similarities there are with our relationship' Well he's right, apart from the kids the nationality and language issues but I'm amazed, impressed, overwhelmed even, by just how much further the two of you have taken it. I was laughing so hard I had to read it in sections and I've just managed to finish, keep up the good work =)

Guest 4,736 signed in on Monday, January 12th at 5:38pm

Name	Pearlie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Hell, Stockton on Tees
Comments	I love this web site. I think you have to have had the same ridiculous arguements over and over again to appreciate just how ridiculous they are, but of course you can't see how ridiculous your own arguments when you are arguing, so you have to see someone elses ridiculous arguments. Does that sound ridiculous? Thanks. It was like therapy.

Guest 4,735 signed in on Monday, January 12th at 5:02pm

Name	Richard
Led here by	Barry
Location	That London
Comments	Great site and all that, it's managed to fill up many a work day and it's a much more interesting source of income. However this guestbook is possibly the most annoying page I've ever read. Possibly no fault of yours, although you do seem to draw them in, but some of the comments on here.. I just don't know where to begin. I just hope they are being sarcastic or American. 'I love the site, read it all, why are you 2 still together' - You really haven't read the site have you, you saw the variations of eating a kit-kat and went 'oh how funny, i have exactly the same problem, oh you are SO me!' 'I love the site, look forward to the updates' - READ!! Towards the bottom of the page in red there is a line that goes on about the fact that there are no more updates. It's like one of those special 3d 'magic eye' pictures, if you look at it long enough a little clue about when the page updates occur. 'Say hi to Margret' - Now I could be completely wrong here but lets say you had some cult webpage that attracted over 2 million visitors would your day go a little like so - - hey honey - hey, any message? - Yes your mum rang, that smells back and the doctor called with your test results, oh yeh and Yoda537 from Conneticut said hi. - Ohhhhhh great, say hi back!! Ok so I've just realised this page has managed to waste a bit of time of work, that's good! I'd better get back to scowling at people anyhow. Oh and incase Mr Millington does ever read this page, someones offered to carry your babies for you, result!! Saves money on prams I suppose

Guest 4,734 signed in on Monday, January 12th at 4:33pm

Name	Richard
Led here by	Barry
Location	That London
Comments	Great site and all that, it's managed to fill up many a work day and it's a much more interesting source of income. However this guestbook is possibly the most annoying page I've ever read. Possibly no fault of yours, although you do seem to draw them in, but some of the comments on here.. I just don't know where to begin. I just hope they are being sarcastic or American. 'I love the site, read it all, why are you 2 still together' - You really haven't read the site have you, you saw the variations of eating a kit-kat and went 'oh how funny, i have exactly the same problem, oh you are SO me!' 'I love the site, look forward to the updates' - READ!! Towards the bottom of the page in red there is a line that goes on about the fact that there are no more updates. It's like one of those special 3d 'magic eye' pictures, if you look at it long enough a little clue about when the page updates occur. 'Say hi to Margret' - Now I could be completely wrong here but lets say you had some cult webpage that attracted over 2 million visitors would your day go a little like so - - hey honey - hey, any message? - Yes your mum rang, that smells back and the doctor called with your test results, oh yeh and Yoda537 from Conneticut said hi. - Ohhhhhh great, say hi back!! Ok so I've just realised this page has managed to waste a bit of time of work, that's good! I'd better get back to scowling at people anyhow. Oh and incase Mr Millington does ever read this page, someones offered to carry your babies for you, result!! Saves money on prams I suppose

Guest 4,733 signed in on Sunday, January 11th at 5:18pm

Name	Ellie
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Greece
Comments	Muhahahahhaar! Hilarious. And I thought Rob and I had mastered beyond competition the fine art of arguing, for 5 years now, in a two culture - two language relationship! Sigh. We come second best then. Congrats M&M!

Guest 4,732 signed in on Sunday, January 11th at 3:04am

Name	Denise
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Rockford, MI USA
Comments	What a great site! Will look forward to updates

Guest 4,731 signed in on Saturday, January 10th at 4pm

Name	Debbie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Staten Island, New York
Comments	New to the site, no comment yet...ok, I lied, your stuff so far is really good, Thanks for the laughs! Keep it coming PLEASE

Guest 4,730 signed in on Saturday, January 10th at 6:21am

Name	Mandy
My URL	http://ca.geocities.com/ebayidol
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	I absolutely love this page!! Keep up the great work. Tell your girlfriend I said HI. And if she got any tips for good fighting--> email me!

Guest 4,729 signed in on Friday, January 9th at 10:18pm

Name	Kate
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Edmonton, Canada (currently a barren wasteland of ice and snow - it DOES however have the largest mall in world? Something to be proud of I'm sure.)
Comments	Just read the TMGAIHAA book as sent to me by my best friend. Outstanding. Just spend the day reading the site. Even more outstanding. Couldn't have laughed harder if I tried. Will recommend it to everyone in Canada (as you know there are only 33 of us that live here). Much obliged for such fine entertainment and to know "normal" is just a matter of perspective! Cheers.

Guest 4,728 signed in on Friday, January 9th at 1:36pm

Name	Cindy
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	The US
Comments	I have to say, that your website has brought many a tear to my eye, from laughing. I applaude you for writing such and posting it. I've past it on to a few of my friends and they too have thanked me for giving them the link. I do hope you, Margaret and your wonderful children all the best in the world. Cheers!

Guest 4,727 signed in on Friday, January 9th at 11:29am

May of Scotland sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,726 signed in on Friday, January 9th at 1:38am

Name	Anders
Led here by	Magic
Location	Finland
Comments	Thank you Mil for a fantastic page and sharing your "moments" with us. Absolutely fabulous + a lot more superlatives...

Guest 4,725 signed in on Thursday, January 8th at 9:17pm

Name	Arthur
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Well, I have to say that my girlfriend and I never argue about such disgracefully picky topics. Are you sure you are meant to be? Because there are some horrendously awful topics in this website. Please consider my comments. I thank you deeply. Best regards, Arthur

Guest 4,724 signed in on Thursday, January 8th at 2:56am

Name	Kali Diety
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	too funny!! I hope you can always laugh about your arguments!!!

Guest 4,723 signed in on Wednesday, January 7th at 8:43am

Name	Phil
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	still the same
Comments	Did I mentioned I want to carry your babies?

Guest 4,722 signed in on Wednesday, January 7th at 8:40am

Name	Phil
Led here by	Magic
Location	Berlin, Germany
Comments	Thank you. That's all. Just that. Thank you.

Guest 4,721 signed in on Wednesday, January 7th at 1:22am

Name	Jenny
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Germany but am British!
Comments	I have just finished reading your book and I have to say your's is the first ever book that I have laughed out loud to on every page! My fave bit is looking over the house, and the light!! The comment if you recall ( well you should its your book!!!) "Tsk the air" is so comical I swear!! I have quoted it to everyone, ( Do I owe royalties for that?) But seriously you are very funny, and Amazon will make a bomb out of me, as long as you keep putting pen to paper! Danke

Guest 4,720 signed in on Tuesday, January 6th at 12:50am

Name	mark
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	northants
Comments	has made the last two shifts at work fly by, idiot partner isn't an idiot at all and i do cherish her, yes she's guest 4717. Fantastic site. Good choice on Alyson Hannigan by the way.

Guest 4,719 signed in on Monday, January 5th at 5:46pm

Beatrix McIntyre of London sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,718 signed in on Monday, January 5th at 6:09am

Name	rowen
My page	--
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	Funny, funny site. Sounds like home. You, Margret and the offspring are invited over for tea, anytime.

Guest 4,717 signed in on Sunday, January 4th at 4:46pm

Name	jo
Led here by	Web page
Location	berks
Comments	Thank you for making me laugh out loud, but more importantly for giving me the ammunition to convince my boyfriend that I am in fact a dream girlfriend that he should cherish!

Guest 4,716 signed in on Saturday, January 3rd at 2:54pm

Name	Retal
My page	Retal - free xxx
My URL	http://www.retal.nl
Led here by	Web page
Location	Holland
Comments	OMFG, your fucking insane lol! Whehehehehehehe u 4 real?

Guest 4,715 signed in on Saturday, January 3rd at 1:35pm

Name	Marc
My page	Another Random And Pointless Mentioning of a Vacuum Incarnation Not Worth Visiting
My URL	http://vacuum.virtualave.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	NE UK
Comments	Nothing to say hear except that for brief periods of time, after reading your stuff, I am subject to bursts of "editorialising" myself (grrr - you spelt it with a "z" at least once... The irony)... Such is the severity of this that I must stop now. Actually, I'm late for something...

Guest 4,714 signed in on Friday, January 2nd at 6:19pm

Julie of Cold Spring, NY USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,713 signed in on Friday, January 2nd at 1:54pm

Name	Memento
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden (of all countries)
Comments	You are my idol. Even my God. It is my purpose of life to be just like you. If I have a son, I will name him Mil. If I have another one I will name him Irony.

Guest 4,712 signed in on Friday, January 2nd at 3:58am

Name	Joe
Led here by	Search engine
Location	england
Comments	this site is illegally addictive! and my constant giggles are keeping my brother awake. well written aswell! HATE THAT AMERICAN MINORITY U WROTE ABOUT!

Guest 4,711 signed in on Wednesday, December 31st at 5:22pm

Name	Bonita
My URL	http://msn.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	I think that Margaret and I were separated at birth. Love it! That idiot in Idaho...said it was sad. I think it is wonderful to have someone to make you feel alive! You're a lucky man Mil.

Guest 4,710 signed in on Tuesday, December 30th at 9:57pm

Name	Brett
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Coffs Harbour,NSW,Australia
Comments	Mil, after reading your page, it is now clear to me why the act of murder is committed so frequently within the home/family environment. All I can say is "she must be one hell of a root"...haha. Keep up the good work dude! PS Just 'jokin' girls.

Guest 4,709 signed in on Tuesday, December 30th at 7:37pm

Name	Claire
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	In a tiny apartment with my deaf senile grandmother running up an international phonebill on my new laptop
Comments	I used to read your column in the weekend guardian, which has now been replaced by arabella and her whingeing. V. happy to have found the website, and even happier in knowing that I'm not the only one who watches CSI.

Guest 4,708 signed in on Sunday, December 28th at 2:22am

Name	Jonathan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	Hello, first, just to tell you this site is great. Did you ever think to have your own tv show like The Osbournes or Newlyweds. It sounds like there would be a lot that would be funny that you could do. Just an idea.

Guest 4,707 signed in on Saturday, December 27th at 10:03pm

Name	Rachel Gabelman
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Hi, I happened upon your site while doing my absolutely pointless job for the US military in which I get paid to watch TV and surf the net, trying hard to get on funny sites that I'm not supposed to be allowed to access on government computers. I think your page is hysterical and I applaud you for giving me the wonderful gift of time-consuming laughter. I may be a stupid American however, since I can't seem to make it onto your mailing list as every time I try there are too many people signing up so as a result I click the button fifty times before finally accepting the inevitable: I am either not meant to be on your mailing list or I have just signed up for fifty copies! Wonderful.

Guest 4,706 signed in on Friday, December 26th at 7:50pm

Paulina sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,705 signed in on Friday, December 26th at 7:50pm

Paulina sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,704 signed in on Friday, December 26th at 10:52am

Name	Robbie Ellis
My page	Robbie Ellis - Composer, Arranger, Muso
My URL	http://robbie.orcon.net.nz/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Auckland, New Zealand
Comments	To quote an esteemed contemporary Californian laureate, you are "the shizzle". (By substituting the -izzle for whatever the.. yeah, you get how it.. yeah something like that.) The world needs more people like you: Englishmen who know how to write intelligent humoUr with correct spelling and grammar. As I go about edging towards death, wasting precious seconds skimming and deleting sappy e-mails from "true friends", getting migraines from awful Weest Aucklund ecsunts and gnashing my teeth over rampant and indiscriminate apostrophe usage, your writing is a beacon of... something. I'm too tired to actually create good Anglo-Saxon humour right now, but I mean a good something, not one of those raise-eyebrows shift-eyes-away somethings. And stuff. Actually no, now I can. Your website makes me wish I had an office job so I could waste time reading it, instead of having to read it on my home computer. No seriously. Keep up the good work, ma nizzle.

Guest 4,703 signed in on Friday, December 26th at 5:28am

Name	Artemis
My page	sigh
My URL	http://www21.brinkster.com/sigh2comic
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Upstate New York
Comments	I love this page. I sit here giggling over it for hours. I read it aloud to my parents while they're sitting in the living room tryinf to watch TV. I send it to my friends. The thing that frightens me is that I think somehow my mother occasionally channels the spirit of Margret. Is there any chance that while Margret sleeps, her spirit is crossing the Atlantic to posess my mother, or is my mom just a nutcase? Probably the latter, huh?

Guest 4,702 signed in on Thursday, December 25th at 11:54pm

Name	Stacey
Led here by	Magic
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	Just wanted to wish you, Mil, and Margret, First Born and Second Born a very merry Christmas and joyous, not so bickery (<---new word) New Year. Thanks for the laughs and hope you have a few of your own! Much love to you and your family this holiday season. (Yeah...I'm sappy this time of year...feel free to roll eyes as needed.)

Guest 4,701 signed in on Thursday, December 25th at 1pm

Name	I think not
Led here by	Search engine
Location	a computer. Duh.
Comments	God bless us, every one.

Guest 4,700 signed in on Thursday, December 25th at 3:52am

Name	John Kingsley
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	My office. In Saskatchewan. Where I write. Like you!
Comments	HILARIOUS! I'm still handing out the website address on slips of paper at parties. One problem, one of my friends thought you were a woman. I promptly asked her to marry me. She refused. Damnit. So, how are you?

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