Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,600 to 4,699)

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Guest 4,699 signed in on Tuesday, December 23rd at 10:19pm

Name	Melissa
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Chicago, IL, USA
Comments	Fabulous...I am laugh so hard, tears pour down my face....you are a very talented writer...I am buying the book at my nearest Barnes and Noble.

Guest 4,698 signed in on Tuesday, December 23rd at 10:19pm

Name	Melissa
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Chicago, IL, USA
Comments	Fabulous...I am laugh so hard, tears pour down my face....you are a very talented writer...I am buying the book at my nearest Barnes and Noble.

Guest 4,697 signed in on Tuesday, December 23rd at 7:36pm

Name	Meg
Led here by	Magic
Location	Dirty Jersey, USA
Comments	what up gangsta? your website was highly entertaining and even made this badass thug recognize the true meaning of love. holla.

Guest 4,696 signed in on Tuesday, December 23rd at 7:01pm

Name	lorna
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	Mil, I was lost and frightened, I lost your home page.. then I remembered what search engines were for and I found you again (whew!) This has made me far less productive at work, much happier, and back to annoying my boyfriend by shouting stories about you and Margret out while I sit on the loo reading them and laughing. Incidentally, It worries me at times that I often totally relate to Margret and things she does, does that make me German/mad/both?

Guest 4,695 signed in on Tuesday, December 23rd at 2:49pm

Name	Pattie Covert
My page	Penelope Puggle
My URL	http://www.penelopepuggle.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Northern Virginia USA
Comments	Ha-HA!! I've cheated the system of having to wait for your new book to be published in the US this May. By sneaking under the lines using Amazon.co.uk I was able to get a copy this week! I know Americans go on and on about how they "Loooove This!" and "Looooove That!" but I really mean it. I have to go be "diligent" and "alert" now as we are at High Terror Alert. Great Book, MIL!

Guest 4,694 signed in on Monday, December 22nd at 9:13pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Thanks Mils, you cheered me up. I was sitting at work feeling very depressed because my wife and I are going through a bad patch (I was looking at rental properties if you must know) and your site made me smile. We kind of sorted some things out last night so I'm staying home for Christmas. Doesn't that make you feel like it's all worth it? Don't worry, that feeling will soon pass :o). Incidentally, my wife's Uncle lives in Berlin with a German wife. Suddenly the harried expression he usually wears makes sense. He is an English teacher who usually works from home, and she is a high-powered exec type. She also hoards things, has insane rages (but that's all women, right?) and a fondness for plants. No naked pictures I am aware of [shudder], and we did go to her Mother's once.

Guest 4,693 signed in on Sunday, December 21st at 8:51pm

Name	Frank Elson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Lancashire
Comments	First of all I felt sorry for you, then I started reading the page. The beloved Marjorie (the one I married on June 16 so I couldn't forget our wedding anniversary, the first day of the Coarse Fishing season, right) and I never argue, at all, ever. Because we are so in love with each other... You noticed the three dots then. As I read down the page I had to keep opening my office door to shout and read another one, to the beloved Marjorie who is in bed reading, or trying to... Yup, we just had a row, about your site. Thank you, I am now fulfilled. BTW, as I am also a writer who is paid to be funny(ish) I hate you.

Guest 4,692 signed in on Sunday, December 21st at 5:03am

Name	Lynne
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Zealand
Comments	What a mad man you are! Poor Margret, she is really up against it! She could be my daughter, we are so alike, both trying gamely, but uselessly, to guide, change, instruct and co-erce our men into someone who will clean fridges, toilets, microwaves and kitchen floors. But , sadly, 32 years of effort have not worked for me and I pity Margret's chances. I do love the Brit SOH I must admit. I really enjoy your writing. Please give my best wishes to the lovely Margret.

Guest 4,691 signed in on Saturday, December 20th at 7:47pm

Name	Kay
My page	the mind of a woman
My URL	http://phoenixfire.cheetaweb.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Thanks for the wonderful insights about what is so bloody wrong with my MOTHER!!!

Guest 4,690 signed in on Saturday, December 20th at 5:40am

Name	Heather
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	United States
Comments	Awesome work. I can see that you do love Margaret alot, and that fighting or arguments are just a daily routine for the both of you. You two also have beautiful kids. I read you're whole site in one sitting. Very intriguing.

Guest 4,689 signed in on Saturday, December 20th at 4:11am

Name	Ed
Led here by	Search engine
Location	""
Comments	i think your site is pretty cool. i fight with my girlfriend all the frickin time.

Guest 4,688 signed in on Saturday, December 20th at 3:32am

Name	Pete
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	if possible, worse than my girlfriend...wow i'm amazed

Guest 4,687 signed in on Friday, December 19th at 9:50pm

Name	H. C. Pierce
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	I bet that secrecy option immediately hacks in to government data and finds all your personal info, then sends it to everyone on the Mailing List. eh? Hm, I'll have to try that sometime. Anyhoo, awesome job on the first book, and this is by far the first time I've ever regretted being an arrogant American...I have to wait until May 2004. Grr.

Guest 4,686 signed in on Friday, December 19th at 5:09pm

Name	Sebastian Crankshaw
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Why would I want to hide my comments? That surely defeats the point? Although, having read this toss back, I'm beginning to wish I had...hmm.

Guest 4,685 signed in on Friday, December 19th at 2:28pm

Name	Al Warren
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane - the one in Australia, not the US.
Comments	I have perused the page, leafed through the links, flicked through the faq, mated up with the mailing list, and bounded bombastically through the book...methinks it's time for a movie! Quite obviously, a taut and trim 'Fight Club'-esque Brad Pitt will play yourself; but what serious (sic) character actress can combine sexy, intelligent seductress with shrill Tautonic harpy well enough to be considered realistic in the role? Maybe Catherine Zeta Jones, or Meg Ryan perhaps? Oh, and think of the merchandising! I'd be sure to buy the jumbo coke & popcorn for AUD$25-00 so I could get the novelty Mil wig! Thank you :)

Guest 4,684 signed in on Thursday, December 18th at 6:22pm

Name	K.M.Gordon
My page	Greetings from Canuckistan
My URL	http://www.canuckistan.net
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada, obviously
Comments	Truly delightful ... having just wasted the better part of the morning ignoring an impending tax audit and three inflexible deadlines looming on the horizon, I can honestly say that I have never wasted precious time so thoroughly and enjoyably. Look forward to tracking down the book (if the sled team has brought a supply to the frozen Canuckistani tundra by now).

Guest 4,683 signed in on Thursday, December 18th at 1:12am

Name	Swede
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i want a girlfriend to :/

Guest 4,682 signed in on Wednesday, December 17th at 10:12pm

Name	joe
Led here by	Web page
Location	Saint Louis
Comments	Thanks. Good stuff.

Guest 4,681 signed in on Wednesday, December 17th at 7:37am

Name	Angela Xanian
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Southern California, just to annoy you.
Comments	Dear God how I love this page. It's actually intelligent! Oh my God, after years of seraching the internet...I never thought this day would come...! As an American teenage girl, I must, for no apparent reason, comment on as many aspects of the page as I can readily recall. Despite being a teenage girl, I really don't think you should ruin a perfectly functional relationship by adding the undue stress of paying for an extravagant marriage...you know, one which is used just to please the parents and other, less important people who just think it would be "right and proper." Besides, wouldn't it be annoying to change the title of the page? And as for people considering your relationship "disfunctional", pshaw...what do they know? My parents haven't spent a day married yet that they haven't had an epic argument that nearly leads to the destruction of the known universe...and they've been married longer than all of their friends...probably combined. So right on, argue, it's HEALTHY damnit. If you didn't argue, I'd worry for the kid's, damnit. How would they handle negative social situations without it... Ah yes, and as for plant collecting... My Mom does the same exact thing! It's crazy! She even convinced my father to build her a greenhouse for the infamous Southern California cold during winter...no seriously...stop laughing...

Guest 4,680 signed in on Tuesday, December 16th at 8:48pm

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Margret sounds like my sister. Also, if you'll take my advice, Mil, make sure nothing happens to Margret? I don't know how the legal system works over there, but I wouldn't count on getting an entire jury with a sense of humor should (God forbid) Margret end up in a harbor somewhere. Love the site, though.

Guest 4,679 signed in on Tuesday, December 16th at 2:21pm

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	Love your site. Really - you and Margaret and my husband and I should have supper together sometime. Tons in common ... 'cept that sticky part about Canadians being Americans. [We're simply not. Pick up anything by Will Ferguson - it will tell you all you need to know.] ;-)

Guest 4,678 signed in on Tuesday, December 16th at 6:51am

Name	Mileta
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sydney
Comments	Thank you so much for this site. I'm sure I'm only one of many many people who feel much better about their OWN dysfunctional relationship(s) as a result of your ruthlessly frank revelations. All over the world, couples are muttering to themselves, 'Well if THOSE two can stay together and even reproduce without actually killing each other, surely there's hope for us!' You have done true love a service and should feel justly proud.

Guest 4,677 signed in on Monday, December 15th at 8:09pm

Name	ed
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	in a way that could be seen as cute, kinda

Guest 4,676 signed in on Monday, December 15th at 4:37pm

Name	Paola
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Italy
Comments	I really had fun reading some of the things your girlfriend and you have argued about (it's impossible to read it all in once). You are very clever and smart: I think you and your girlfriend really found the right way of linving. By smiling, with humor, with being ironics etc. Sorry for my English not perfect. Merry Christmas

Guest 4,675 signed in on Monday, December 15th at 4:03pm

tom ofasd sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,674 signed in on Monday, December 15th at 4:55am

Name	Chucklehead
Led here by	Web page
Comments	HI!!!OMGWTFBBQ tis site is liek so cool.but y do u hate ur girlfriend so much???!?/ Whatever its funnie.

Guest 4,673 signed in on Monday, December 15th at 3:27am

Name	Sam
My page	Beer Burgers
My URL	http://www.horseforce.net/sdgrafto
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I just want to thank you for taking the time to compile this remarkable and historically significant document. It's so rare on the Internet these days to see such devotion to journalistic integrity and objectivity. Truly, you are an example to us all. Since I am an American, I should probably add that YOU ARE PROLLY A FAGOT LOL AND DUMP TEH BITCH! LOL!!!!!!!!1111111ONEONEELEVEN

Guest 4,672 signed in on Monday, December 15th at 2:19am

Name	Traci
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Maybe you wouldnt get in so many arguments with your girlfriend if you spent more time with her and less time complaining about her on the internet.

Guest 4,671 signed in on Sunday, December 14th at 5:56am

Name	nichole
My page	Sleeping Dragon's Curse
My URL	http://members.lycos.co.uk/sleepingdragonscurse/
Led here by	Web page
Location	usa (the southern states :))
Comments	Love your site....You are in fact quite haliarious. (american brown- noser..lol) I think it is great that you and your girlfriend have a great time. Humor is everything in life....and if you can't laugh then you're dead, and you're wasting space...lol on a final note... is your mailing list still active?....

Guest 4,670 signed in on Sunday, December 14th at 5:49am

Name	Russell
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I am an American, and would like to agree with you that a lot of us suck. As a matter of fact, I myself am a sucker. I hope you continue to tell all those Americans who think they are the hottest thing since J Lo's butt that they suck. If they didn't suck, they wouldn't be wasting their time complaing about your site. By the way, my girlfriend is from England and I visited there once. I loved the place! God save the queen and whatnot.

Guest 4,669 signed in on Saturday, December 13th at 11:36pm

jessie ofamerica sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,668 signed in on Saturday, December 13th at 11:35pm

jessie ofamerica sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,667 signed in on Saturday, December 13th at 9:40pm

Name	Annie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Scotland
Comments	you utter barrrstarrrd.... wonderful book but why did you have to reveal that those facts about break-ins??? i now have to hold my breath for 3.5mins whenever my girlfriend hears a noise incase the burgular has made the one large sound you mention and is waiting in the bushes for us to go back to sleep before coming in and stealing our cats! if i am holding my breath, i cant go back to sleep so Ill hear him when he comes in. raaaaggghhh!! I BLAME YOU!!!!!

Guest 4,666 signed in on Saturday, December 13th at 8:58am

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	i absoluted loved your page. you are a genius when it comes to the use of satire and sarcasm. this page kept me entertained for much longer then any of the stuff i should be studying for exams. thanks!!

Guest 4,665 signed in on Saturday, December 13th at 12:53am

Name	Rob Watson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ireland
Comments	This is some of the funniest stuff I've read since I put down my copy of Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. Seriously, you should have a fly on the wall show, Osbornes style. Only without that annoying beeping machine.

Guest 4,664 signed in on Friday, December 12th at 8:44pm

Name	Dr Theodus Lightmatter
My page	n/a
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ilinois - USA
Comments	You are clinically insane. If Margaret is willing to put up with you, I recommend you continue this unique form of internet therapy and thank the stars you have her. If the internet does not cure you and you are a your wits end, a good old American made Smith & Wesson should do the trick. 1st MArgaret, then yourself. Please attempt to post pictures of the murder-suicide as your final entry on the site.

Guest 4,663 signed in on Friday, December 12th at 7:26pm

Name	Carrie-Anne
Led here by	Magic
Location	Maine USA
Comments	Just getting to the American bashing on the site---I'll comment later on it...No, great site! Very funny...my husband likes it too!!!---Never mind I read the FAQ before hitting submit entry on here! LOL Good work!

Guest 4,662 signed in on Friday, December 12th at 9:06am

Name	chris
My page	outsource your programming and freelance web development
My URL	http://www.chrisranjana.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	chennai, India
Comments	made nice reading. quite funny too.

Guest 4,661 signed in on Friday, December 12th at 2:18am

Name	Nathan
Led here by	Magic
Location	dallas, tx USA
Comments	this page is one of the funniest I have seen in no small amount of time. I wish to personally thank Mil for giving me this awesome diversion from the drudges of technical support. and I did come here by magic fyi. I may be american (in response to the earlier statement from Erin) but I think the comments on americans are pretty damned accurate.

Guest 4,660 signed in on Thursday, December 11th at 11:02pm

Name	Christophe
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I adore the relationship you have w/ the crazy one. It reminds me of the excruciating splendor I spend nightly w/ my wife. The odd part is however, that your demon may even be a little more off then mine. One thing that may help to balance out your descriptive monologues would be more photos of Margaret and the kids. Granted you do paint quite a good picture, but if you had any candid shots it would serve as a nice foray into each section. Just two more cents from another silly american.

Guest 4,659 signed in on Thursday, December 11th at 5:13pm

Name	Tatiana
Led here by	Web page
Location	Miami, USA
Comments	In search of German edition of the book and see only the Dutch and Swedish versions.

Guest 4,658 signed in on Thursday, December 11th at 8:50am

Name	Erin
My page	Losres Crok!
My URL	http://losrescrok.iwarp.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	North Carolina (Yes, the USA. Shocking, isn't it?)
Comments	Apart from the American-bashing bits, I thoroughly enjoyed this site. Thank you so much for giving me something to do instead of studying for my finals! Who needs to know World Prehistory anyway? By the way, I'm moving in with you if I flunk out.

Guest 4,657 signed in on Wednesday, December 10th at 11:25pm

Name	liz
Led here by	Barry
Location	the 5th stratum of hell (ie kentucky)
Comments	Mil, my dear, your page is wonderful, and you have my profuse thanks for giving me plenty to read while i pretend to work! i wish you, Margaret, and your various progeny the best of luck and all the happiness you guys can stand. on a side note to Anwyn Davies- i'm so relieved to find that some one else has experienced the mumbling, flailing boyfriend as well. i had one that got very irritated if something were to tickle his face while he was asleep (read: my hair, an errant piece of dust, an imaginary object). the situation usually culminated with my beeing sweetly woken up by a smack in the face as he flailed and flounced around in the bed, all while completely unconcious... and for what it's worth, i'd like to go on the record as saying that i take absolutely no responsibility for gw bush..

Guest 4,656 signed in on Wednesday, December 10th at 10:40pm

Name	Phil
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Good ol' Britain
Comments	Thanks, I needed something humourous to help me procrastinate. ;)

Guest 4,655 signed in on Wednesday, December 10th at 8:42pm

Name	Dave Cochran
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Madison, Wisconsin, USA
Comments	Wow...I know I always say that the occasional heated debate can be fun in a relationship (the gods know I certainly start enough of them), but this is something far beyond anything I ever thought possible. Kudos to you and Margaret for having the ability to stick it out despite (evidently) driving each other insane every few days. Best of luck to you and yours in all your future endeavors. :)

Guest 4,654 signed in on Wednesday, December 10th at 4:04am

Name	Jon
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	DUDE, ur girl is nuts.. how do u put up with constant fighting?

Guest 4,653 signed in on Tuesday, December 9th at 10:34pm

Name	Mark
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Leicester, UK
Comments	I have an ex-partner who is German and through whom i met my current partner. One of the good things about our relationship was that we throve on arguments, and i wonder if the German-English difference is connected to it.

Guest 4,652 signed in on Tuesday, December 9th at 10:30pm

Name	Jenny
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	I think the reason why that Alyson Hannigan pic is mostly found in black and white is because the orginal outfit is a funny turquoise colour.

Guest 4,651 signed in on Monday, December 8th at 5:32pm

Name	Anwyn Davies
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canberra Australia
Comments	To Claire, Brit married to mad Aussie - only evil East Coasters rhyme everything with ant (except if Victorian when also 'castle' rhymes with tassel) Us civilised South Australians (ok, I live in Canberra, but this place is like Cardiff, everyone here comes from somewhere else originally) say 'plahnts', 'dahnce', 'prahnce', etc. Except for pants, because of 'ants in your pants'. Ok, that doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's three thirty in the morning and I can't sleep because boyfriend-who-is-incapable-of-turning-anything-off also talks in his sleep. Which is good if I need him to confess anything (direct line straight to the subconscious) but not so good when everytime I'm dropping off he starts talking about how mashed potatoes are an integral part of computer engineering, or the cat can't go outside because he can't find its gum boots, or my personal favourite, because he doesn't want any chicken soup. At least tonight he hasn't tried to push me out of bed. Last night I only avoided a bruised hip from hitting the floor because he decided to warn me what was going to happen by announcing it was time for me to go outside before he started pushing. I only got him to stop by telling him I WAS outside and he had to go back inside now.

Guest 4,650 signed in on Monday, December 8th at 5:31pm

Name	Anwyn Davies
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canberra Australia
Comments	To Claire, Brit married to mad Aussie - only evil East Coasters rhyme everything with ant (except if Victorian when also 'castle' rhymes with tassel) Us civilised South Australians (ok, I live in Canberra, but this place is like Cardiff, everyone here comes from somewhere else originally) say 'plahnts', 'dahnce', 'prahnce', etc. Except for pants, because of 'ants in your pants'. Ok, that doesn't make a lot of sense, but it's three thirty in the morning and I can't sleep because boyfriend-who-is-incapable-of-turning-anything-off also talks in his sleep. Which is good if I need him to confess anything (direct line straight to the subconscious) but not so good when everytime I'm dropping off he starts talking about how mashed potatoes are an integral part of computer engineering, or the cat can't go outside because he can't find its gum boots, or my personal favourite, because he doesn't want any chicken soup. At least tonight he hasn't tried to push me out of bed. Last night I only avoided a bruised hip from hitting the floor because he decided to warn me what was going to happen by announcing it was time for me to go outside before he started pushing. I only got him to stop by telling him I WAS outside and he had to go back inside now.

Guest 4,649 signed in on Monday, December 8th at 5:16pm

Name	Anwyn Davies
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Australia
Comments	Hmm. Boyfriend with whom I now live and with whom I am rapidly approaching first anniversary, who is clinically incapable of turning ANYTHING off, sends me this link. However, this is not what prompts me to communicate via the wonders of electronic media. Rather, the last web page posting about how Margret says your name, eg Miiiil. THAT brought back memories. I used to have a cat that could mew my name. Not some cutesy poo, "Look, he said mummy didden he widdums" but rather a two-phrase mew that sounded like 'aaaaan-wiiiiin'. This was the noise he made when he wanted to be fed, let in, let out, brushed, hugged, not hugged, water, ownership of the known world, etc. The things is, he sounded EXACTLY like my mother when she started nagging me to do something. The only benefit I got from it was I scored major points when we argued about whether or not she nagged because I could catagorically prove the cat had learnt how to do it from her!

Guest 4,648 signed in on Monday, December 8th at 10:07am

Name	RedRooster
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	The Dog House
Comments	On Friday 5th December I had a night out. I was finding it difficult to get a taxi as offices had started having their Christmas nights and the taxi's were busier than normal. So, being the considerate husband I am, I phoned my wife to explain why I was later than expected. "Where are you?" she says before I even say hello. "I am at the hoshpital" I say. Well I was. Not IN hospital. I never said IN hospital. When she calmed down I explained I was AT the hospital as I had walked as far as the hospital to try and get a taxi. When I did get home she shouted at me for giving her a fright with the hospital thing. I found this very amusing (I was drunk). She decided that her telling me off should not be amusing and decided to open one of her Christmas presents to try and piss me off! Hilarious I thought. I laughed and laughed until she had opened all her pressies... Her middle name is Margaret.

Guest 4,647 signed in on Monday, December 8th at 9:54am

Name	Lainie
My page	Lainie's
My URL	http://tabulas.com/~lainie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Malaysia
Comments	Heyaaa~ just wanted to pop by and say i just got ur first book! xmas pressie to myself :) Have been reading ur website since....i don't know...year 2000? haha...it's still really funny congrats on gettin published, will get ur other book soon, hope there's many more to come! :)

Guest 4,646 signed in on Sunday, December 7th at 10:55pm

Name	chloro
Led here by	Barry
Location	same as just now (relative to the planet, that is. Probably a few million miles to the left on the cosmic scale of things)
Comments	I wanted to ask who Barry is. Is he the sprout?

Guest 4,645 signed in on Sunday, December 7th at 10:48pm

a reader sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,644 signed in on Sunday, December 7th at 10:06pm

Name	chloro
Led here by	Barry
Location	same as just now (relative to the planet, that is. Probably a few million miles to the left on the cosmic scale of things)
Comments	I wanted to ask who Barry is. Is he the sprout?

Guest 4,643 signed in on Sunday, December 7th at 10:04pm

Name	chloro
Led here by	Barry
Location	hereford, uk
Comments	In the "How did you find the page?" box I wanted to write "mostly mildly amusing and sometimes I laughed out loud" but I couldn't.

Guest 4,642 signed in on Saturday, December 6th at 9:22pm

Name	Anca
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Dear Mil, I just wanted to say how much I enjoy your website. I really admire your writing style and wish I could write as well as you.

Guest 4,641 signed in on Saturday, December 6th at 6:42am

Name	Claire
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canberra, Australia
Comments	Being the English born spouse of a mad Aussie who thinks that dance, plant and trance all rhyme with ant, I really enjoyed reading about the cultural collisions between you and Margret. Are you one of those annoying people who start telling someone (like your long suffering Margret) something and then decolare "I can tell you're not really interested" and refuse to complete the story? This particularly annoying habit is the prime cause of distress between my love and I. It not only gets my goat, it kills it, cooks it and serves it to me for breakfast with fried bread and treacle. Hmmm... Cheers Claire

Guest 4,640 signed in on Saturday, December 6th at 12:51am

jennifer ofaustralia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,639 signed in on Friday, December 5th at 3:43pm

Name	Alexander
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I've noticed that TMGAIHAA is a very tall web page, so tall that even though I'm very busy I felt compelled to measure it. 19.6 metres, and that's after the original page was edited, which is impressive. Americans: that's 64 feet, and no, my monitor is not that big.

Guest 4,638 signed in on Friday, December 5th at 3:22pm

Name	Marcel Witz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Zürich, Switzerland
Comments	Hi Mil. Let me just tell you what a pleasure it is to see that your second book so clearly confirms that your finding your voice as an author and I'm looking forward to (hopefully) many years of being entertained by your humour and your imaginative style. Plotting has improved over the first book, so have characterization and pace. The ending... well...seems to be...well...again a bit indecisive. Oh no, I'm not gonna go there again (I'm one of those despicable people who moaned about the ending of TMGAIHAA). I think it works much better here though, as your main character is in a state of limbo for most of the book. So, a fitting ending after all, sir. And I loved the idea of God being an absent minded creator with a southern drawl. Perfect! If there ever is a film version of "A certain chemistry" I could certainly imagine Billy Bob Thornton in the role of God, couldn't you? So, again, great second book. Already looking forward to the third. Yours Marcel

Guest 4,637 signed in on Friday, December 5th at 12:44pm

Name	Simon
My page	highlyillogical.org
My URL	http://www.highlyillogical.org/
Led here by	Barry
Location	warwickshire
Comments	You wrote, in a mailing list thingy: >Margret and I were their together, but also apart; sometimes I had to go >and do writery stuff "their together"? I hope you didn't use such grammar doing your "writery stuff." Honestly, we'd come to expect so much more from you.

Guest 4,636 signed in on Friday, December 5th at 11:44am

Name	Mike Hession
My page	I named it after myself. It's called 'Rock God'
My URL	http://www.mikehession.supanet.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ingerland (Manchester)
Comments	I strained my eyes reading the whole thing off the monitor in one afternoon. If I lose my eyesight, I may sue. And I thought of this site last night when I couldn't get the lid off a new jar of mango chutney. Fortunately, neither could my partner. Phew!

Guest 4,635 signed in on Friday, December 5th at 10:46am

Name	ryan
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I wanted to tell him in private that Alyson Hannigan got married, but eh, what can you do?

Guest 4,634 signed in on Friday, December 5th at 10:45am

ryan sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,633 signed in on Friday, December 5th at 1:05am

Name	lydia
Led here by	Web page
Comments	your page is hilarious =) i've joined your mailing list; i could do with something other than "Fwd: Get your free pills without prescription" spam in my inbox. thanks for the laughs

Guest 4,632 signed in on Thursday, December 4th at 7:26pm

Name	still me
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	tsk, look down, will you?
Comments	Oh, and one, slightly worrying thing I forgot to add: The world as it is now has been designed by a small number of very clever people. Now the troubling bit - most of them are now dead, and also, intelligent people generally do not like the vast majority of people (i.e. morons). So we are living in a world designed by a group of people who are mostly dead and pretty much all of whom did not or do not like us.

Guest 4,631 signed in on Thursday, December 4th at 7:20pm

Name	I didn't tell the mother of my children and I'm not telling you either
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	California - nah, not really, I mean, obviously, right? Look, I can do irony and everything
Comments	I have come up with a theory which explains why some of the complete morons who post comments on this page a) have managed to not accidentally kill themselves long enough to achive (semi) literacy (I presume merely through luck and not drinking the contents of bottles marked 'anti-freeze'), and b) can be so stupid yet be members of a species that controls the earth and has achieved many great and amazing things, like, say, anti-freeze and the systematic economic stealth enslavement of most of the world. For example. My answer is: the printing press. 'Eh?' I hear you mumble through your tea, but hear me out: imagine all human progress depends on geniuses, and that most people are morons (I'm sure I won't have any trouble selling that last part here). Let us also imagine that only one person in a million is a genius. Now, very early in human history, there were, comparatively, very few people, so the chances of a society containing a rogue and statistically unlikely genius were very low. People kept having sex (perhaps my answer should more accurately have been 'sex and the printing press'), so the chances of a deviant genius being born and living long enough to say, invent the lever, rise. This is all fine, because this means that human progress increases at the same rate the population does, i.e. at the same rate we are evolving. Then, with all this sex and people, some rogue genius is born and he invents the printing press. Now everything goes wrong - from then on, every time a deviant clever person came up with a good idea, it got shared and recorded and stuck around a long time after he died and spread a lot further than he himself could. Every genius started off with all the good ideas anyone had ever come up with to build on. Human progress and technology increased geometrically. Unfortunately, we were and are still evolving at the rate of population, which was much slower. Essentially, we short-circuited evolution and got loads of great stuff, like microwave popcorn, way before almost everyone was smart enough to understand it. We are living in a world designed by a small amount of clever people and it's way to complicated for everyone else. Hence billions of morons in a very clever civilisation. Not original, but I think a lot of people have been wondering on this page: 'how can anybody be so stupid?' It's been a pleasure as always.

Guest 4,630 signed in on Thursday, December 4th at 6:01pm

Name	Katie
Led here by	Barry
Location	London
Comments	Mil, did you see that the lovely belle de jour (diary of a London call girl http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/) is a fan. Oh, and I find the commenters on here who say they feel sorry for you more puzzling than the out-and-out insane, foaming spittle-mouthed commenters. P.S Make sure you watch out for those falling pianos.

Guest 4,629 signed in on Wednesday, December 3rd at 6:53am

Name	George W. Bush
My page	The White House
My URL	http://whitehouse.org
Led here by	Magic
Location	Washington, D.C.
Comments	Mil loved the smell of ass. He would lovingly insert his finger into his sphincter and massage his prostate, next rubbing the bits of feces all over his upper lip to revel in the odor of anus for hours of masturbation to gay pornography. Sometimes he would even defecate and neglect cleansing his inner buttocks, just to let his fecal matter dry so he could scrape it off and eat it. Mil often would eat his beloved dingleberries and make all sorts of foods with them. His longtime favorite was dingleberry butter, which he made by sprinkling a few ounces of dingleberries into a couple pounds of butter. He would use this butter on his toast, or in all sorts of dishes he would prepare from his favorite cookbook, "Gay Recipes." When he was feeling particularly indulgent he would make dingleberry cookies with his butter, and mix in some pubic hairs, covering it with his special man-glaze. His pederast friends from Mil's gay website, www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com, loved Mil's cookies and told him they would pay anything for more. Mil thought a dingleberry pie would be even better, and came up with a plan to acquire more dingleberries. One day while strolling about the designated Gay/Lesbian/Transgendered/Transsexual district in town looking for a cheap handjob, Mil came upon a filthy elderly homeless man passed out in the gutter. Mil realized what he had to do. Dragging the disgusting smelling old lech back to his car, Mil brought him into his run-down apartment and tied the man to the bed. After waking up from his drunken stupor, the homeless man begged Mil to let him go. "I can't let you go, I need your dingleberries!" Mil exclaimed effeminately. For the next couple of weeks, Mil fed the homeless man tons of chili and milk of magnesia, for maximum regularity. Mil kept the man chained to the bed and well tranquilized with his mother's stolen supply of Xanax. Every morning Mil would clean out the feces from the bed and flip the old man over. Lovingly, he would scrape the dingleberries off with a blunt knife and gleefully prance into the kitchen, placing the dingleberries in his ever growing collection. "This is going to be the best pie ever," squealed Mil in his high pitched little girl voice, "I bet everyone will love this!"

Guest 4,628 signed in on Wednesday, December 3rd at 6:06am

Name	Brendan
My URL	http://www.sprynetradio.net/
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	England, West Midlands
Comments	Hey, this site is great :D I really do feel sorry for you. And I can tell we would get along, being you like Alyson Hannigan as well.

Guest 4,627 signed in on Tuesday, December 2nd at 4pm

Name	Andy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brighton, England ... no it's not near London!!
Comments	I look on this page as self-help. I'm sure my girlfriend is wrong in all of the arguments we have but she uses tricks handed down through the generations by the female half of her family to bamboozle and confound me. So while I never give in I often feel as though I should appologise for something. Keep it up Mil, perhaps I'll achieve your level of mastery one day!

Guest 4,626 signed in on Sunday, November 30th at 4:31pm

Name	Becca
Led here by	Barry
Location	Killarney
Comments	Just read your book, and decided to take a peek at this site. Very good i suppose, but obviously a kit kat must ALWAYS be snapped into two pieces and eaten individually. Its like 2 choc bars for the price and effort of one! Oh and don't like kiwis, so dont care how the fuck u eat them, squash them for all i care

Guest 4,625 signed in on Sunday, November 30th at 2:06pm

Name	Margaret
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha

Guest 4,624 signed in on Sunday, November 30th at 2:04pm

Name	Enna
My page	i dont have one
My URL	http://i have no homepage
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Finland
Comments	i love ur page, is so good, my english is verry much improved, thank u

Guest 4,623 signed in on Sunday, November 30th at 2:03pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ireland
Comments	You fucking idiot, you have a whole bleeding page about your fucking problems? Who the hell cares? Go die

Guest 4,622 signed in on Sunday, November 30th at 1:59pm

Name	Angelica
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Britain
Comments	Your page is absolute crap. It is an unending list of complaints about a woman that we all must commend for putting up with for as long as she has. May you die a long and painful death by having a piano fall on you, crush all your bones, and leave you to quietly bleed to death. Emphasis, you whanker, on 'quietly'.

Guest 4,621 signed in on Sunday, November 30th at 5:51am

Name	Rod Frary
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	santa rosa, ca.
Comments	I hope this finds you, for I would surely like to know your new home page

Guest 4,620 signed in on Sunday, November 30th at 3:14am

daniel racadot sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,619 signed in on Friday, November 28th at 2:56pm

Name	Jonathan
My page	imtoodumbtodesignone.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	north carolina, usa
Comments	i have no comment, except to say that i was unable to leave this box blank

Guest 4,618 signed in on Thursday, November 27th at 8:41pm

Name	Jerry
Led here by	Web page
Location	California
Comments	This site is a monumental waste of time. Bravo! I have joined the mailing list to maximize the waste. The only phrase missing is "If you don't know, then I'm not going to tell you." I'm sure you've heard it before, though.

Guest 4,617 signed in on Thursday, November 27th at 6:07pm

Name	David
Led here by	Web page
Location	Leeds, West Yorkshire (UK)
Comments	Hi Mil, I've signed the guest book before, and I just want to say again that I enjoy your page and the list. However I would like to complain about the increasing amount of time between list mails. It seems to be increasing. You obviously aren't trying hard enough to annoy Margret. Go, be off with you. Why are you wasting time here when you could be finding something to write about? Go leave the top off the tooth-paste or wash Margret's favourite white shirt in the coloured load. Oh, and while you are at it, on the "How did you find the page?" drop down add the following, "I am elite! Bow before me!" I notice that some of the above sounded like demands to which I say of course..."Sorry. Sorry sir, please forgive my insolence" while I back out of the room bowing low.

Guest 4,616 signed in on Thursday, November 27th at 4:12am

Name	Mila M
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada
Comments	Hilarious... I love your stuff. Amazing site - so simple but so great. Wow.

Guest 4,615 signed in on Tuesday, November 25th at 6:05pm

Name	Jerry Ozbun
Led here by	Magic
Location	Massachusetts (US) . . . Yes it sucks
Comments	Since I'm not allowed to email the appology homepage Mil should appologize for the following statement on his apology website. "However, nothing but a commercial site link and I'll either delete you or edit the link out. There's no irritating advertising on this site and I don't make any money from it," Since he uses his site to promote his book (which I bought) he does by proxy make money from his site . . . and the guestbook being part of his site makes the above quote "technically" untrue. Not that this is particularly vile, but I just have nothing better to do than set the record straight. Thanks for the great times Mil. Jerry Oh, and the FAQ apears to be nonfunctional for Mozilla . . . so if I look stupid it's all Mils fault, and he should apologise for that too.

Guest 4,614 signed in on Tuesday, November 25th at 11:15am

Name	Christina Ripa
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	I'm going to buy your book.

Guest 4,613 signed in on Monday, November 24th at 7:28am

Name	Benji Myers
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kalamazoo Michigan USA
Comments	I started reading this thinking it would be short and quickly noticed how little the side bar was moving and I kept reading and reading. I found what I did read before I decided to skim to be very funny and while I was entertained and gave thought to checking out your books I am really curious if you are as much of an ass as you seem. It's not that you aren't funny, because you are ... but you are an ass nonetheless, and sometimes I feel a bit guilty laughing at someone who seems to be as self centered and self-entertained as you. It might not kill you in your humor to allow for some sense that the reader can relate to you rather than being something you loath ... ha, who am i kidding, it would kill you for sure.

Guest 4,612 signed in on Sunday, November 23rd at 9:33pm

Name	Jessica
My page	Better than a bat to the head
My URL	http://lefty.sprintslash.com/
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Italy
Comments	Brillant, simply Brillant. Hats off to you and your wit. You must really love her, I'd have killed myself or her by now. Or both. Great site.

Guest 4,611 signed in on Sunday, November 23rd at 3:57am

Name	maria
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	I hate to laugh and find pleasure in other people's Pain, but this is hillarious! Thanks for that :P

Guest 4,610 signed in on Saturday, November 22nd at 8pm

Name	rAcHiE <3
My page	<<<<<<<<333333333333
My URL	http://www.AoL.cOm
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	US of A
Comments	pimp. IM me on AIM--->rach07baby

Guest 4,609 signed in on Saturday, November 22nd at 3:34pm

Name	Jennifer
My URL	http://thubten.deardiary.net/
Led here by	Barry
Location	Sydney Australia
Comments	I laughed so hard...had to clean little spots off the computer screen.

Guest 4,608 signed in on Friday, November 21st at 10:14pm

Scarlett ofNYC,USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,607 signed in on Friday, November 21st at 10:13pm

Scarlett ofNYC,USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,606 signed in on Friday, November 21st at 6:59pm

Name	Hans
My URL	http://w1.855.telia.com/~u85512212/
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Brilliant, absolutely bloody brilliant!

Guest 4,605 signed in on Friday, November 21st at 11:24am

Name	kim
My URL	http://kimb3rly.org
Led here by	Web page
Comments	you poor poor man :(

Guest 4,604 signed in on Friday, November 21st at 10am

Name	static
Led here by	Web page
Location	sweden
Comments	lol Love this page. Got me laughing on almost each point, although i cant help but ponder that either A: you're a sucker for punishment or b: you really, really love her to death. i think im gonna go with b :)

Guest 4,603 signed in on Friday, November 21st at 1:13am

Name	Delboy
My page	Tiscali-network
My URL	http://www.tiscali-network.com/platinum
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Birmingham
Comments	i totally agree. My girlfriend is exactly the same.

Guest 4,602 signed in on Thursday, November 20th at 5:17pm

Name	Jane
Led here by	Magic
Location	Virginia, USA
Comments	Mil, You're truly one of the most amusing people I've never met. I've spent the past couple of days reading through your site and simply dying from laughter (no, really, I'm okay, don't call anyone or panic). I find that, if I weren't in a relationship already, I would likely track you down, stalk you, and force you to love me through a complex mixture of potions, rope and duct tape, and a gun. You're hilarious. How do I go about popping onto your mailing list? I'd love to keep reading about your experiences with Margret, who I relate to wonderfully (my apologies for all of these adverbs, it's a bad habit). That's all, thanks for the website! It's great stuff. Give me an email if you get the chance, otherwise, have a lovely time with Margret and the kids. Cheers (alhtough I am American, I'm thinking of adopting this saying), Jane

Guest 4,601 signed in on Thursday, November 20th at 12:18am

Name	Chloe
My page	dunno
My URL	http://dunno
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	ontario canda
Comments	haha i read ur web page and i laughed histarically my b/f and i fite about the same things pretty much, but at times it's fun to fite like that cause the making up is way worth it

Guest 4,600 signed in on Wednesday, November 19th at 10:44pm

Name	Cavern
My page	giggle
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sussex
Comments	Received your book for a birthday pressie and checked the site. LOVE finding out all women are the same and that the ones I know aren't just 'broken' Already salvating at the prospect of reading your books.

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