Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,500 to 4,599)

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Guest 4,599 signed in on Wednesday, November 19th at 12:56am

Name	Steve Bracken
My URL	http://www.thebrackenfamily.info/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Kent, UK
Comments	Wonderful .... Does Margret have any sisters? :-)

Guest 4,598 signed in on Tuesday, November 18th at 6:46pm

Name	Phil Godfrey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oxfordshire UK
Comments	Just wanted to say loved reading this. Thanks made me laugh for days. Phil

Guest 4,597 signed in on Tuesday, November 18th at 4:12pm

Name	Joe
Led here by	Search engine
Location	North London (when Painfully at Work), East London (when tragically at home)
Comments	Nice One. In your quieter moments, when first and second born are asleep or suspiciously quiet, and the girlfriend is a)out b)not shouting at you c)leaving you alone, do you think that its all worth it in the end? and does teething last long?

Guest 4,596 signed in on Monday, November 17th at 5:25pm

Name	Sep
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	Just in case you actually cared to know. You can loosen the lid of a jar with some hot water running over it for a few seconds. This way you can wrap the towel around it and pop it off easily enough. Thought that might help reduce the smile from 36 hours to just a couple of minutes.

Guest 4,595 signed in on Monday, November 17th at 12:46pm

Name	Joe Holmberg
My page	yeah, right
Led here by	Magic
Location	Montgomery, Alabama, USA
Comments	If I read through the site one more time, I'm going to shatter my own spleen with convulsive laughter. Thank you very much for providing me with some much-appreciated (and needed) entertainment after a looooong night of catering to drunks, their spousii and occasionally both at the same time. My hat is off to you, sir.

Guest 4,594 signed in on Monday, November 17th at 11:32am

Name	Alan Jackson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Somewhere in England
Comments	I keep coming back for more. Mil, you have struck the vein of humour that runs through one of life's great truisms "Can't live with them.... er, can't live with them". Showed the site to my wife once (Margaret clone) and she said "So !"

Guest 4,593 signed in on Sunday, November 16th at 1:16pm

Name	Linda Head
My page	Linda Head
My URL	http://www.lindahead.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	Brilliant - loved it!:)

Guest 4,592 signed in on Saturday, November 15th at 2:12pm

Name	Blackbyrd
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	Hi Mil. Guestbook archive pages numbers 36 and 37 (I think) are broken links. I was thinking I'd posted something here before, and was cruising the archives to see if I could find it. No such luck, but it whiled away an hour or so of my employer's time. Er, I mean my time. Reading the archives was fairly frightening, actually. Nice to see some good people out there. Some people with some intelligence and the ability to grasp humor. Scary how many of them don't. I find it interesting that some return again and again. Maybe you ought to set up a BBS somewhere? Just make it difficult to find, so it's not inundated with idiots. I think I've already told you how much I've enjoyed this. I think I have anyway. If I could just find it... Carry on!

Guest 4,591 signed in on Friday, November 14th at 9:37pm

Name	Sabjopek
My URL	http://www.freewebs.com/dontyouknowwhoiam
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I think you should dump your gf mate!

Guest 4,590 signed in on Thursday, November 13th at 6:48pm

Name	Rhiannon
Led here by	Search engine
Location	US
Comments	Thanks for writing all this. It makes our arguments just that much more fun.

Guest 4,589 signed in on Wednesday, November 12th at 7:33pm

Name	carole
Led here by	Barry
Comments	can't wait to buy your new book next time i'm in england

Guest 4,588 signed in on Wednesday, November 12th at 3:26am

Name	Old Gus
Led here by	Barry
Location	Still not sure
Comments	PS I forgot (I am bloody old remember) to ask if you can make me the 3 millionth vistor and take my old girl away? But please leave me my Hamsters and Armadillos. Thanks mate Gustaf

Guest 4,587 signed in on Wednesday, November 12th at 3:18am

Name	Old Gus
Led here by	Barry
Location	I wish I knew
Comments	Just you wait mate until you both get into your 80's It gets bloody worse, believe me! Gustaf

Guest 4,586 signed in on Wednesday, November 12th at 3:04am

Name	liz
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	down under
Comments	I can't stop laughing!!!!!! your stories about Margaret are gold! I had to tell my husband about it because there are few things in there that we do to! I love the way that you write. Its hilarous. I'm going to have to buy a book. liz in oz ps - the yankee comments are ace too.

Guest 4,585 signed in on Wednesday, November 12th at 2:37am

Name	Molly
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I think that you have a very hard life and I feel very bad for you. Good luck in your sad sad life!

Guest 4,584 signed in on Tuesday, November 11th at 6:36pm

Name	Simon
My URL	http://www.highlyillogical.org/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Warwickshire
Comments	Dear Mil, Thanks for writing your second book. It just so happened it was on the top of my pile when I had felt it nessecary to, rather maturely I feel, spend two days hiding under the duvet in order to get over the rather terminal breakup of a relationship. Your book was the perfect accompanying material for the experience. Well done.

Guest 4,583 signed in on Monday, November 10th at 10:42pm

Name	Cassandra
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA
Comments	I didn't like the remark about losing the whole of the Midwest when you commented negatively on the Iraq situation. There are many, many people in the Midwest (myself included) who despise the war in Iraq. Shame on you for making generalizations about Midwesterners--it's a lot funnier when the generalizations are about Californians!

Guest 4,582 signed in on Monday, November 10th at 10:42pm

Name	Cassandra
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA
Comments	I didn't like the remark about losing the whole of the Midwest when you commented negatively on the Iraq situation. There are many, many people in the Midwest (myself included) who despise the war in Iraq. Shame on you for making generalizations about Midwesterners--it's a lot funnier when the generalizations are about Californians!

Guest 4,581 signed in on Sunday, November 9th at 5:47pm

fear for life of W. midlands, UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,580 signed in on Sunday, November 9th at 11:27am

Eph Gubbins sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,579 signed in on Sunday, November 9th at 1:48am

Name	Rosie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	its all true i guess,

Guest 4,578 signed in on Friday, November 7th at 4:38pm

Name	Kitty
Led here by	Magic
Location	LONDON
Comments	v. funny i like the book:) p.s be my 14th bac up buddy

Guest 4,577 signed in on Friday, November 7th at 12:47pm

Name	tharaka
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	srilanka
Comments	I am tharaka from srilanka.thanks

Guest 4,576 signed in on Friday, November 7th at 11:45am

Naomi Hilliar of Nottingham sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,575 signed in on Thursday, November 6th at 7:48am

Name	Halo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US
Comments	i just want to thank u so much for the laffs....hysterical, honestly. i don't know whether that's sad, or inspiring to read about ur troubles. hmm smiles

Guest 4,574 signed in on Wednesday, November 5th at 11:23pm

Name	Emma
Led here by	Barry
Comments	you utter bastard. you've gone and done it again. after giggling my way through 'TMGAIHAA' last year, the photos/jpg./george on phone/sara at door bit had me desperately trying to stifle my roars before i got sectioned. damn you mil.

Guest 4,573 signed in on Wednesday, November 5th at 1:14am

Name	Tiffany Davidson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Pearl Harbor Hawaii USA
Comments	I was a bit unsure of what this site was when I ran into it. I did read on however, and I was quite relieved to find at the bottom of your site page that you are indeed an author...your stories and faux pas humor are much to brilliant to go unpublished. I am most impressed and very much enjoyed your site. You are a strong individual for realizing that a relationship is not required to end at the slightest show of dysfunction. Have a blast with your lovely lady. Best of luck to you Mil!

Guest 4,572 signed in on Tuesday, November 4th at 11:36pm

Name	Ben Davies
My page	havn't got one
My URL	http://see above
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Chester, England
Comments	May I just say Mil your site is absolutely amazing. It put a smile on my face and most of the people around me, well in for having such an ace attitude and out look on life. Hope the rest of your life goes brilliantly and you live happily ever after with Margret.

Guest 4,571 signed in on Tuesday, November 4th at 2:43pm

Name	Heidi
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	I am more than a little worried that there appears to be a bugging device in every aspect of my life which until now I had been happily unaware of. I am just contemplating how much bother it would be to sue this 'Mil', as he seems bent on damaging a reputation of lunacy and psychotic behaviour I have taken all my life to cultivate, by implying that someone else invented this lifestyle first. Damn Margret and damn her annoyingly intelligent partner who appears to be capable of entertaining the masses (as opposed to boring them until their ears bleed), by narrating her every carefully planned move and breath in a style that I am insanely jealous of and would foist onto the conscience of my own partner, if he were still here (one last argument that ended with me sharpening a desert spoon in his right eye - yes, the one that twinkles in an irrestible fashion, for all those who know him). It seems as though, while obviously sympathetic to Margrets cause, I must support the author by investing in one of the books, merely so I can undertake a full appraisal of what appers on the surface to be a personality trait, but which I believe to be years of carefully honed aggravational tactics that I may be able to learn from. For instance, I do not identify with the plant thing - this might just be the missing ingredient of an otherwise perfected lifestyle designed to muder someone through driving them insane whilst getting away with it becuase I am 'mad' and have a foreign sounding name. Vauguely German some might say. Suffice to say, Mil, we are amused, and more would be appreciated.

Guest 4,570 signed in on Monday, November 3rd at 11:48pm

Name	julia warwick
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Halesowen
Comments	Got your first book on a whim on a 3 for 2 offer at Waterstones ( yes yours was the third choice) and took it to France on my holidays. reading in temperatures of 47 degrees and laughing out loud is NOT the best way to be cool. The most laughs I have had since reading Bill Bryson, but I prefer yours because you are a Midlander!!

Guest 4,569 signed in on Sunday, November 2nd at 4:19pm

Name	T. Kinsley
My page	The Princes Of Hollywood (pop/folk/rock duo)
My URL	http://www.theprincesofhollywood.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Currently, Swansea Wales, but really Ohio, USA
Comments	By pure happenstance, I, well, happened upon a copy of TMGAIHAA, read it practically in one sitting, cried when it was finished, and then found the site hoping to delay myself from actually having to do any "real" work; you know, the kind you get paid for. Mil, I thank you for helping me use my empoyers money so wastefully. Cheers.

Guest 4,568 signed in on Saturday, November 1st at 7:56pm

Name	Ricardo
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Colombia
Comments	You and Margret remind me of John and Erika, a charming anglo-saxon couple who ventured to come to South America in the 70's, and of whom my wife and I have fond memories.

Guest 4,567 signed in on Saturday, November 1st at 1:16pm

Name	keidha
My page	Crazy, Sex, ADHD
My URL	http://galacticpnut.diaryland.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	I think the scary thing is that I find this so amusing because Margret reminds me of myself in so many ways. I'm sure my boyfriend would agree with this. Though I'm not /quite/ as insane.

Guest 4,566 signed in on Saturday, November 1st at 12:59am

Name	Andrew Thompson
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Very entertaining, thinking man's or woman's page.

Guest 4,565 signed in on Friday, October 31st at 12:32pm

Name	Liza
My page	It's just a stupid LiveJournal
My URL	http://vfc.livejournal.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Chicago
Comments	I stumbled on your page a few hours ago while performing a Google image search for "anger." It's almost 5:30 in the morning here, and I'm still a few hours away from sleep, as I'm so intigued I can't stop reading. Thank you so much for this site. I need to be this amused more often.

Guest 4,564 signed in on Friday, October 31st at 6:17am

Name	Jo
Led here by	Barry
Location	Ohio - Usually Brighotn, UK though
Comments	I love your page...have done ever since I first read it a couple of years ago. I tried showing it to my (American) fiance, but after giggling helplessly and cryig " Wait!Wait!! You'll LOVE this one!!" and getting 45 seconds of silence while he reads, followed by a raised eyebrow and a condescending pat on the head, I decided that maybe he needs to start at the beginning and learn about British humour from somewhere OTHER than re-runs of 'Are You Being Served?'. Hope you and yours are well, Mil.

Guest 4,563 signed in on Friday, October 31st at 3:25am

Name	Ashley
My page	Timmo
My URL	http://www.freewebs.com/timmo
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	The Desolation called the Midwest
Comments	I have loved this site for a long time. I believe I started reading this about two years ago when I was fourteen. You and Margret are a laugh and the children are adorable. Don't worry though, there's some of the Midwest that was against the war. :) ta.

Guest 4,562 signed in on Wednesday, October 29th at 6:30pm

Name	Dawn
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	CT, USA
Comments	Really enjoyed reading the website! Absolutely hysterical!!! Loved the irony, sarcasm, and biting wit - something I'm especially fond of in you Brits, all too rare here in the States... Reading your anectdotes does help me understand the relationship between my friend Phyllis(american) and her beau Dave(scottish). They have similar skirmishes, which I admit, at first alarmed me. Now I just roll my eyes and duck back into the newspaper when they get going. Thanks for many a good chuckle! Dawn

Guest 4,561 signed in on Wednesday, October 29th at 1:43am

Name	Magnus
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Stockholm, Sweden
Comments	Bought the book (not the translation. They do horrible things to english authors.) and now wondering; are there any plans at all to make a movie? I keep playing the part with the interview for the CTASATM (did i get that right?) and the crashing into desk in my head over and over again. Thanks for a great book.

Guest 4,560 signed in on Tuesday, October 28th at 7:46pm

Name	bob
Led here by	Magic
Comments	my mum and stepdad argue way more than you do with margret.

Guest 4,559 signed in on Tuesday, October 28th at 6:15pm

Name	Fido Ville
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	inside Sam's head
Comments	I take it back. #21 received. Please remove me from the upstart list and put me back on the sedated park-benchers list. Unless you like upstarts? Oh you do. In that case, I will now hang upside down from the ceiling and blow bubbles with your name on them. Thank you.

Guest 4,558 signed in on Tuesday, October 28th at 4:18pm

Name	Sharon Downey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Springfield, VA (aka Washington, DC--US of A)
Comments	Wet your pants funny! Especially the "what are you doing" part. God, that is my husband!! Every night I sit in bed reading and he walks in and says, drum roll please, "what are you doing?" ARRRGGGG!

Guest 4,557 signed in on Tuesday, October 28th at 10:52am

Name	tom_from_dublin
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Thank you for dropping a mail in my inbox just as I arrive reluctantly back at work after a long weekend..guffawed coarsly and snorted coffee down my front yet again...what's this about not flying though? You are missing out on much life has to offer; visiting the US Mid-West, eating cardboard food while jammed into 2 cubic feet of space, having involuntary bowel movements five miles up. (When you are five miles up, not the..... never mind) And the joys of recreational flying..go at once to your local flying club and book a lesson in a tiny shaky single engine Cessna. After that we can talk skydiving..

Guest 4,556 signed in on Tuesday, October 28th at 12:30am

Name	Sabrina
My page	Fiction Oasis
My URL	http://www.imnotbitter.net/fictionoasis
Led here by	Web page
Location	Georgia, USA
Comments	1. I enjoy your writing v. much. 2. Margret reminds me of my mum. In fact, my mum's name IS Margret. 3. I have gotten into at least 75f the arguments on your page (and the mailing list ones) with my mum. Tch. 4. The other 25f the arguments, I've gotten in with my boyfriend, who is a Britisher named Dom. 5. I am also German. Thanks for the great site!

Guest 4,555 signed in on Monday, October 27th at 11:58pm

Name	antony
Led here by	Web page
Location	canada
Comments	emo phillips said this on women " women.. cant live with them cant get them to dress up in a skimpy nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash "

Guest 4,554 signed in on Monday, October 27th at 5:17pm

Name	FidoVille
Led here by	Barry
Location	by the sea
Comments	Hmmmm, seems to be a bit of a glitch in the mailing list, doesn't it? Well, I have received one or two, but not all (I'm now certain) since I signed up. But I can't re-sign up as the Subscribe-O-Matic recognized me as an already subscribed subscriber. What's a 'melican to do?

Guest 4,553 signed in on Monday, October 27th at 3:11pm

Name	Iain
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Soooo... the signing at Edinburgh has been cancelled eh? What am i going to tell my (cough) girlfriend now? Och well. Like your new book anyway. Just wondering, did the mad dash around Edinburgh looking at statues actually happen? It just read like it might have done. And you missed out the statues in George street, by the way.

Guest 4,552 signed in on Sunday, October 26th at 8:29pm

Name	Chris Newton
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Buckingham England
Comments	Actually I started reading this so long ago that I cant remember how I came across your site. Very funny, a good read. Couldnt read the faqs - not available so i'm excused

Guest 4,551 signed in on Sunday, October 26th at 12:59am

Name	Lorian
My URL	http://www.lorians.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	CT, USA
Comments	Absolutley hysterical!

Guest 4,550 signed in on Saturday, October 25th at 10:48pm

Name	Terry J Fike Jr
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Anchorage, Alaska
Comments	I haven't laughed so hard in ages. While i find what you've written here to be funny, it also seems quite obvious to me that you love her very much. It is very neat to see two people more or less being "normal" and yet being able to laugh at it. (and i'm only half-way through the page). Keep up the lunacy... t-

Guest 4,549 signed in on Saturday, October 25th at 7:16pm

Name	bob dillan
My page	wd
Led here by	Web page
Location	derby england
Comments	funny and true stuff. Women enjoy arguing about shit

Guest 4,548 signed in on Saturday, October 25th at 11:36am

valerie ives of south wales sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,547 signed in on Saturday, October 25th at 5:04am

Name	Tracy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Near Washington D.C.
Comments	So many of the Funny sites on the net are not funny. Thank you for this one.

Guest 4,546 signed in on Saturday, October 25th at 4:58am

Name	The man called Hinges
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	my html wizardry imploded... damn... click the link.

Guest 4,545 signed in on Saturday, October 25th at 4:57am

Name	The man called Hinges
My page	click the link if my html wizardry won't work with this guestbook
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/ill/hinges/elbow_frontpage.jpg
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	The deep dark heart of Surrey
Comments	you said: "I've never seen a newspaper lead on a front page filled with nothing but a photo above the stark headline "Elbows!". " well now you have. this site has been an inspiration to me and i attribute my progress in my current relationship to the thoughts provoked by reading your site. thank you.

Guest 4,544 signed in on Friday, October 24th at 9:38pm

Name	Edie Fagan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Hillsborough, NC, USA
Comments	actually i read your book. loved it! i was sick in bed drinking great cough syrup and reading your book, it was heaven!

Guest 4,543 signed in on Friday, October 24th at 9:37pm

Name	Edie Fagan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Hillsborough, NC, USA
Comments	actually i read your book. loved it! i was sick in bed drinking great cough syrup and reading your book, it was heaven!

Guest 4,542 signed in on Friday, October 24th at 5:41am

Name	Ange
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Dude, this is classic!!

Guest 4,541 signed in on Friday, October 24th at 5:40am

Name	Ange
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Hey dude, not all women are this anal!! I could start up a website about all the things my ex and I argued about, and I didn't start them!! Classic!!

Guest 4,540 signed in on Thursday, October 23rd at 4pm

Name	lexie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Johannesburg - South Africa
Comments	The website rocks!!

Guest 4,539 signed in on Thursday, October 23rd at 2:17am

Name	Julie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florida
Comments	This site is so hilarious I could only read bits of it at a time because I had to keep changing my pants!!! As a recovering anal wife I can relate with Margret and sypathize with Mil (as well as my own hubby...poor guys. Why do you not only stay with us but also beg US not to leave???!!!)

Guest 4,538 signed in on Wednesday, October 22nd at 5:58am

Name	Anis
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Malaysia
Comments	You should apologize: For mentioning the MALAYSIA only once in "A Certain Chemistry". Anis fr Malaysia, obviously (Anis as in 'are' 'niece")

Guest 4,537 signed in on Wednesday, October 22nd at 1:16am

Name	Laura
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Alyson Hannigan just got married. Hope that doesn't kill your dreams!

Guest 4,536 signed in on Tuesday, October 21st at 1:58am

Name	Josh Miller
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Kokomo, Indiana, USA
Comments	I belong to the Extreme Ironing community. I guess that isn't nearly as rare in Europe as it is here on this side of the pond, but it is still rather odd.

Guest 4,535 signed in on Tuesday, October 21st at 1:28am

Name	Autumn
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA ~ And not a git :-)
Comments	You are wonderfully funny and it sometimes scares me to realize that I have had the same arguements and have used the same tactics to boot. I really wish I could get my hands on your books but unfortunetly for me I live in a small town with only used bookstores and I don't shop over the internet. Oh well. I keep my eyes peeled for 'em whenever I go out of town. Some day I will find them. Anyway, I have been reading off your site for a while and am even on the mailing list so I thought it was time to sign the guestbook. Have fun. Thanks and tell Margret Hi! ~Autumn

Guest 4,534 signed in on Sunday, October 19th at 8:24pm

Name	L. Miller
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Presently Baghdad, Iraq
Comments	You sir... This is quite possibly the most grand page on the web. I fall asleep knowing that at any moment me and my brethren could be blown to bits by morter fire, and I swear... THIS is what has occupied our conversations the past two days. Tonight I cried with laughter... men don't do that sir (well, typically). Well done sir, hats off to YOU and your ever so tricky life. I'd much rather be ME, HERE, in my body-armour, than YOU in this world you've built for yourself. Bless you, and THANK YOU for the hardest laugh I've had in the better part of this very long year! Semper Fi, Sgt Miller USMC

Guest 4,533 signed in on Sunday, October 19th at 8:22pm

Name	L. Miller
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Presently Baghdad, Iraq
Comments	You sir... This is quite possibly the most grand page on the web. I fall asleep knowing that at any moment me and my brethren could be blown to bits by morter fire, and I swear... THIS is what has occupied our conversations the past two days. Tonight I cried with laughter... men don't do that sir (well, typically). Well done sir, hats off to YOU and your ever so tricky life. I'd much rather be ME, HERE, in my body-armour, than YOU in this world you've built for yourself. Bless you, and THANK YOU for the hardest laugh I've had in the better part of this very long year! Semper Fi, Sgt Miller USMC

Guest 4,532 signed in on Sunday, October 19th at 2:04pm

Name	James Welsh
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Magic
Location	Portishead, near Bristol
Comments	Thanks for the book. It does for Higher Education what 'Wilt' did for Further Education. Laugh? I thought my trousers would never dry!

Guest 4,531 signed in on Sunday, October 19th at 5:17am

Name	Juliet
My page	blahblah,blah,blah
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Stomach-pain inducingly hilarious! This is my favourite web-page. I almost wish I had a boyfriend to argue with in a similar way to how you two argue. Come to my house if you ever make it to New Zealand. I have to say I'm depressed about the fact that my friend's little sister only managed to find your page about a month ago, I've missed out on a lot from the looks of things!

Guest 4,530 signed in on Saturday, October 18th at 8:23am

Name	Tiffany
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Michigan
Comments	This page is hysterical, in a depressingly familiar kind of way! Sounds like you really love her...I wish your family all the happiness in the world!

Guest 4,529 signed in on Friday, October 17th at 8:33pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	NJ
Comments	Relax mimian, if Mil ever does get to New Jersey, Im placing myself at the front of the line!! I would even go so far as to try and find out what a pot noodle is, just so our little Mil could be nice and comfy!

Guest 4,528 signed in on Friday, October 17th at 1:55pm

Name	Chad Hellmann
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Upstate NY, USA
Comments	My Girlfriend LOOKS and ACTS just like yours. Mayhaps they are twins.

Guest 4,527 signed in on Friday, October 17th at 8:24am

Name	Andrea
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Zealand
Comments	I stumbled across your book in a local library and seeing as it looked newish, thoroughly read and re-read and somewhat amusing I loaned it out. I just wanted to say what a great read it was! Unfortunately our library doesnt stock your 2nd book, but I'm going hunting for it asap. So thanks again for a wonderful book and the discovery of an arthur who shares my same twisted sense of humour

Guest 4,526 signed in on Friday, October 17th at 3:36am

Name	mimian
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/miman
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nestled amongst the cheez-it wrapers
Comments	A mountain board. Uh-Huh... That flaming red hair of yours makes your body easily identifiable...yes? Ooo. Better yet...A freak wind could blow you off course, out over the atlantic and you could end up in -- New Jersey.... evil laughter ensues, rubs hands in greedy dastardly way as she watches the skies for wayward Miiiils

Guest 4,525 signed in on Thursday, October 16th at 8:42pm

Name	Angela
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Michigan
Comments	Thank you for temporarily barring complete idiocy from invading the particular layer of space I am (grudgingly) inclined to occupy in grey hell for the better part of the day. Now, if something could be done about the dank, odor, lack of natural lighting, absence of ventilation and heating my time here might actually become tolerable...maybe even productive.

Guest 4,524 signed in on Thursday, October 16th at 7:20am

Name	Ronald MacDonald
My page	Primal Images
My URL	http://www.primalimages.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Colorado, USA
Comments	Hilarious! The wife and I couldn't stop laughing. We both wasted four hours of work time while we talked over the phone and read the site. Unfortunately the call I made to her was being "monitored" by the company Gestapo so she got fired tonight. Oh well, I guess we'll be eating Ramen for the next three months. It was worth it! Sometimes you Brits actually do have a sense of humo(u)r! Amazing!

Guest 4,523 signed in on Thursday, October 16th at 7am

Name	Ronald MacDonald
My page	Primal Images
My URL	http://www.primalimages.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Colorado, USA
Comments	Hilarious! The wife and I couldn't stop laughing. We both wasted four hours of work time while we talked over the phone and read the site. Unfortunately the call I made to her was being "monitored" by the company Gestapo so she got fired tonight. Oh well, I guess we'll be eating Ramen for the next three months. It was worth it! Sometimes you Brits actually do have a sense of humo(u)r! Amazing!

Guest 4,522 signed in on Thursday, October 16th at 3:12am

Name	Jeremy
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	USA
Comments	Great site. Really enjoyed reading it. Have you ever thought about posting Margaret's comments and feedback to your stories?

Guest 4,521 signed in on Wednesday, October 15th at 6:32am

Name	Julian Williams
Led here by	Barry
Location	Raynes Park
Comments	Oh joy!

Guest 4,520 signed in on Tuesday, October 14th at 11:12pm

Name	Tim
Led here by	Magic
Location	Oceania
Comments	My country is currently being run by a semi-literate buffoon. The Terminator was just elected govenor of California. I live in a state last in most everything, except teen pregnancy (we're #1! Go team). It's Arkansas, if you must know. You can stop laughing now, it's really not funny. OK, I've gotten off track. My point (and I really do have one) is that none of these things bother me all that much. I've learned to roll with the punches. Mr. Millington no longer updating THGAIHAA, however, has caused me to curl up in the fetal position and suck my thumb while humming the theme to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. Oh well, all good things must come to an end. I'll look forward to the mailing list updates.

Guest 4,519 signed in on Tuesday, October 14th at 8:31am

Jumbo of At work sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,518 signed in on Monday, October 13th at 7:33pm

Name	Kaya
Led here by	Magic
Location	St. John's, Newfoundland
Comments	Bravo Mil, good show. I've been following your page since the Xmas before you took away "most of the rest of the Things page," and I'm not bored yet. Also, I really enjoy the HurrahBah cartoon in The Weekly. Anyway, I'll look forward to the mailing list updates (please make them more frequent?). Also, does this mean that you won't go back to updating the Apology homepage or LOTW either? Because burning your picture doesn't make up for anything. Take care, good luck with the new book.

Guest 4,517 signed in on Monday, October 13th at 4:31pm

Name	greg
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	In a dingy victorian psychiatric hospital that smells of human faeces, Glasgow (no really)
Comments	Well, well, well. I ask you a question about your next book one week Mil, and within 7 days you've put up a brand new section solely relating to it. Now that's what I call customer service! Actually though, I too am lamenting the passing of the website - but as long as you increase your other outputs accordingly then the angry mob mentioned by that Yank below (holding fast in the minority of septics that actually possess a sense of humour that doesn't rely solely on laugh-track prompting and wacky stereotypes) won't be turning up at your doorstep. And while we're at it, what's the score with these self-help people? Are these genuine emails or someone taking the piss? They should be the Smirking Chimps next wave of 'aid' to Iraq - see how their healing circles and positive vibes go down in Baghdad. anyway, Hoots Mon! Och aye the noo! Wherrres me haggis! (sound of breaking glass and racous obviously fake screams of laughter).

Guest 4,516 signed in on Sunday, October 12th at 9:52pm

Name	Danny
My page	Now if enough people have their own websites that this box should be as common as the "e-mail" box, far too many people have websites. I mean let's face it, how many of you have things to say that other people could possibly care about?
My URL	http://On the other hand, and far more likely, is that a rather small percentage of the population uses these boxes as they should be used. If this is the case, is the sum purpose of these boxes to make those of us without webpages feel technologically inferior to those of you WITH webpages?!? DAMN YOU ALL!
Led here by	Web page
Location	(let me catch my breath before the actual comment)
Comments	Firstly, DAMN YOU MIL! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO THE SULPHUROUS HEART OF HELLFIRE! I can't believe you're discontinuing the page. All I can say is, you'd damn well better make the Mailing List mails more common, and write a few more books or I'll show up at your house. There'll be a big group of us, and we'll all be really pissed off at you. We won't actually do anything because that might make you write less, but we'd glower at you like the dickens. Also, I recently took a couple of Things off the website (with permission) and entered into a public speaking competition armed with them. Out of over a thousand participants in the Northern New York State area, my rendition of Mil's brilliant writing tied for first. (Some hag with a tear-jerking Shakespeare piece got half the prize. Damn her.) Thanks Mil!

Guest 4,515 signed in on Sunday, October 12th at 4:04am

Name	Magdalene
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Colorado
Comments	I roared throughout the entire webpage. Don't suppose you've considered doing this as a stand-up comedy routine, have you?

Guest 4,514 signed in on Saturday, October 11th at 5:01pm

Name	Tabitha
My page	Self Improvement and personal growth
My URL	http://www.selfgrowth.com/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	My attention was directed to your web site by a friend who sensed a great deal of pain within you and thought that I could help. I was overwhelmed with emotion as I read through your comments, the pain screams out between the divisory jokes and will continue to haunt you until you learn 'to accept, and to deal and only then can you heal'. Please read my book 'Live your life for love - the 3 step plan' or contact me for any help you feel you may need. (email responses $15)

Guest 4,513 signed in on Saturday, October 11th at 3:55am

Name	Hana
My page	none thanks
Led here by	Barry
Comments	^----- who's barry?

Guest 4,512 signed in on Saturday, October 11th at 1:24am

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Southern California
Comments	Why don't you just break up with her? I mean, you're funny and we can all relate to some degree, but I think your situation is a bit over the top.

Guest 4,511 signed in on Friday, October 10th at 4:05pm

Name	Ineke
My page	like I've got one
My URL	http://www.ihaven'tgotoneyouidiot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Some office type building....I think they call it work
Comments	I am going to hunt you down, kidnap you and force you to write updates for years to come. How can you leave me like this :((

Guest 4,510 signed in on Friday, October 10th at 6:22am

Name	mimian
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/mimian
Led here by	Magic
Location	Over there by the toaster
Comments	Awwww....what cute, adorable, corruptable boys you have! I don't suppose there is a picture of the reverse mohawk incident? mim

Guest 4,509 signed in on Thursday, October 9th at 8:56pm

Name	R
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	funny. pair of loons.

Guest 4,508 signed in on Thursday, October 9th at 11:10am

Name	Ben
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Midlands
Comments	Touche

Guest 4,507 signed in on Tuesday, October 7th at 5:38pm

Name	David
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chico California, United States
Comments	I absolutely love this page. I can soo relate to exactly what your saying man. I have emailed your link to a LOT of people and they think it's an absolute riot. Outstanding reading!

Guest 4,506 signed in on Tuesday, October 7th at 3:10pm

Name	Elni
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Singapore - where you have to run heroin out of to pay for your total holiday cost
Comments	Your stories are absolutely brill!! Been following them for awhile and they never fail to put a smile on my face... And First Born's developing Daddy's sense of humour too!! Any chance of creating a different section to tell funny stories about your kids too?

Guest 4,505 signed in on Tuesday, October 7th at 11:37am

Name	Greg
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	glasgow
Comments	Ahh, what a great website this is. I was sent the link months ago when my brother (who normally sends me nothing but horrific jpegs and jokes that would incite a trial at the Hague) decided that he would send me something useful for a change. In an orgy of misappropriated resources, I printed the entire list of arguments on my works printer and read it in one sitting. The reason I'm telling you this is simple. Sitting in my wee flat in Glasgow with my mentalist partner Vicky whilst I read the arguments and varying my responses from chuckle to snigger to full blown tears-in-my-eyes laughter resulted in her glaring at me and demanding to know what it is I'm reading. So in the spirit of coupledom and the desire to share, I read out a few to which I can tell she's struggling not to laugh out loud. After she tells me to stop (not always verbally I may add), there is quite clearly a plan formulating in her head. However this doesn't become apparent until months later when in the midst of one of our own 'discussions' she accuses me of basing our relationship on YOUR website and the arguments contained therein. Never mind the 5 years before I found TMGAIHAA... But anyway, she's quite clearly talking nonsense. BUT. BUT. That's not to say that I haven't taken SOMETHING away from Mil's musings. Thank you Mil for helping me to better understand the internal logic of the female mind, for giving me some really good advice about how to counter some of her more irrational outbursts but most of all for making me laugh so much that I peed myself a wee bit and writing your fantastic first book... When's 'A Certain Chemistry out?

Guest 4,504 signed in on Tuesday, October 7th at 7:57am

Name	Sophia
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	You have no idea how much hope you have given me. Seriously no idea how much hope ... You see, my boyfriend and I agree on nothing, pretty much. We have little in common .. aside from breathing and such. Sometimes I worry myself sick because our differences are so vast. I now know we are going to be 110ine, fantastic even. Though, I do see sometime in the future our relationship mirroring something like yours. And it doesn't bother me too much, because I know its going to be fine, difficult yet oh so fun. So if you weren't paying attention earlier, you've given me SO MUCH HOPE, and I thank you and Margret for that. I thank you more for letting the world know of your unique relationship. And, I am SO buying your book. Maybe even a handful to give to friends or strangers. -Sophia & Adrian

Guest 4,503 signed in on Tuesday, October 7th at 4:04am

Name	Lex
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA, NYC
Comments	Just wanted to say this site is brilliant. I should probably be worried that I understand a few of margret's arguements though.

Guest 4,502 signed in on Tuesday, October 7th at 12:18am

Name	Mark
Led here by	Barry
Location	Wales, you drove past it to get to Ireland
Comments	Medal of Honour. It's bad enough they won the war without us (according to films anyway(not movies, FILMS)), without stealing our 'u's. What do they do with them? Is there an embargo protecting them from too many vowels? Perhaps it protects third world languages from the evils of free-market vowels? Anyway, great game. Do you play multiplayer? Sorry, geek-alert here, I'm getting addicted to it. And you thought your page stopped people working......

Guest 4,501 signed in on Monday, October 6th at 7:52pm

Name	XxXBEVXxX
My page	dnt have 1!
Led here by	Barry
Comments	gr8 webpage love it!hopefully there will be another 1 soon no doubt! i couldnt stop reading it,by the sounds of it you are in love with her even though shes not exactly your typical woman. i wish you best. XXXXXXX

Guest 4,500 signed in on Monday, October 6th at 5:48pm

Name	Bill
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA (just outside Washington DC)
Comments	Enjoyed your book and website very much and forwarded a recommendation for both to my friends. As both an IT manager and a husband/father, found your insights very funny. Add to list of things my wife and I fight about - "who gets to read mil's book first" (actualy, she received it for her birthday, but i "stole" it and annoyed her nightly by sniggering (used correctly?) at it while she was trying to sleep). By the way, I agree with your comments (on the website) about Americans whole heartedly, although living in the DC area, I think you may have the proportions of morons vs lovely people a bit off. Particularly the closer you get to the White House. ;-) Take care - I'll be looking forward to the next book(s). --Bill

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