Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,400 to 4,499)

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Guest 4,499 signed in on Monday, October 6th at 5:04pm

Name	jessica
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	somewhere cold in canada
Comments	hmm now i have to go buy the book. if you ever figure out exactly where she comes up with the ideas that plants belong in bathtubs or dream cathes over the bed let me know:). fortunatly from what ive read the children sem to accpet this without batting an eye so they wont need therapy or webpages of thier own entitiled thing my parents fight about.

Guest 4,498 signed in on Monday, October 6th at 2:20pm

Name	Dylan
Led here by	Barry
Location	Darwin, Australia
Comments	Great page. Unfortunately I coul only take it in small doses due to my stomach cramping from laughing fits. This isn't a problem for me tho, as I can stretch the enjoyment of the wonderful life of Mil & Margret (I don't believe naked photo's of her exist... prove it..) and the kids over a much longer timeframe. Now I have to find the book. You've also got really, really, really..... good... writing skills. Absolutely enjoyable to read. I await updates and my first mail from the mailing list.

Guest 4,497 signed in on Monday, October 6th at 1:13pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	Magic
Location	Farringdon, London, amongst the diamond traders, lunchtime.
Comments	I weep in recognition at your gripes, sir. To all Americans that may stumble upon this, an invaluable guide to the English Gentleman is at your obese fingertips. This may help you decipher the intricacies of our existence: www.thechapmagazine.com I bid you good day, a day as any other, twixt heaven and hell.

Guest 4,496 signed in on Monday, October 6th at 7:39am

Name	Jesse D.
My page	Allripped
My URL	http://disp0sable.org/allripped/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	California
Comments	Wonderful site you have here, a great read. -jess

Guest 4,495 signed in on Sunday, October 5th at 11:05pm

Name	Jonna
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Green Bay WI
Comments	Hello! I'm American! I'm also a teenaged girl. I can see you shrink in terror that I will say something so mind numbingly stupid you will be confined for the rest of you life in a rubber room babbling like Dawson's Creek. But I won't. Just wanted to say that I lauged so hard reading your book I'm sure I cracked a rib or two. I'll sue.

Guest 4,494 signed in on Sunday, October 5th at 11:01pm

Name	Jonna
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Green Bay WI
Comments	Hello! I'm American! I'm also a teenaged girl. I can see you shrink in terror that I will say something so mind numbingly stupid you will be confined for the rest of you life in a rubber room babbling like Dawson's Creek. But I won't. Just wanted to say that I lauged so hard reading your book I'm sure I cracked a rib or two. I'll sue.

Guest 4,493 signed in on Saturday, October 4th at 2:18pm

Name	not sure...meds wearing off...wait and see....
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	not sure...its dark in here...ands it smells like stale urine..
Comments	there a smell coming from my left shoe much like that of a leper colony communal pool...and someone has stolen our cucumber, the one with the coffee filter dress and masking tape breasts...is there no honor...

Guest 4,492 signed in on Saturday, October 4th at 4:07am

Name	sara
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	read the book, it is WONDERFUL. Mil MUST write some more. i couldn't put it down. laughed my ass off. please put me on the mailing list. make TMGAIHAA into a movie, it would be great!

Guest 4,491 signed in on Saturday, October 4th at 2:55am

Name	Annie
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Oy!! Mil!! I just wanted to know...Since you seem the type, is there any possibility of you being a HUGE Monty Python fan? Sincerely yours Big fan who would not like you to know that she is an imbecile

Guest 4,490 signed in on Saturday, October 4th at 12:40am

Name	Shotgun
My page	Shotgun's Editorials
My URL	http://galileo.spaceports.com/~shotgun4
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	UK
Comments	Unsurprisingly, the 'Newspaper, magazine, etc.' in question is the Guardian. This is quite possibly the most amusing creation since "Airplane". I am addicted to the updates of your excellent page, and the mailing list. Keep up the good work, please, don't force me to go cold-turkey!

Guest 4,489 signed in on Friday, October 3rd at 10:07pm

Name	Adam
My page	You Suck! Don't believe me? Click here...
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/stuff_that_sucks
Led here by	Magic
Location	Los Angeles, CA USA
Comments	Your list is funny... so is ours. Check us out.

Guest 4,488 signed in on Friday, October 3rd at 7:53pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	NJ
Comments	Thanks Tosh. Now that I don't check the page every day like a crazy person praying for an update, Im not really around to write in the guestbook either!

Guest 4,487 signed in on Friday, October 3rd at 7:28pm

Name	Stuart
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Very funny.

Guest 4,486 signed in on Friday, October 3rd at 4:57pm

Name	Cathy
Led here by	Magic
Location	Georgia, USA
Comments	I stumbled across your site yesterday while aimlessly wandering the Internet (i.e., goofing off at work). I laughed out loud more than once causing my co-workers to wonder what I was up to back here. I had to immediately forward the link to my boyfriend who, up until now, assumed there was no other woman in the world quite like me. He, too, enjoyed it immensely and now knows that I am, indeed, quite normal. ;)

Guest 4,485 signed in on Friday, October 3rd at 2:20pm

Name	Stacey Davis
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Douglasville, Georgia USA
Comments	hilarious! i wish i had the time to devote to my writing that you do. also, the stories make my boyfriends ex-spouse seem a bit more normal. i am spreading the word all over Georgia. feel free to come and visit us rednecks in big Dville if you can find the place.

Guest 4,484 signed in on Friday, October 3rd at 12:36am

Name	Jonathan
My page	sightation
My URL	http://www.sightation.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Seattle
Comments	Under the assumption that you were just another Joe Schmo with a website I was completely amazed at your writing skills. (still am) I thought to myself "this fella should write a book" Finally after reading your entire log of emphasized goings-on I reached the bottom of the page... a dark grimy place I lovingly refer to as "the basement of Mil's life" And there it was, staring me in the face like a... an inanimate object existing sans-eyelids! As soon as I know my rent is paid, I'm adding your book to my list of things-to-pay-off-in-the-next-5-years-at-10nterest-on-my-visa. Thank you for such a great contribution to humanity you wonderful genious. Continue to carefully tip-toe the border of insanity. And if on one particularly pleasant day you happen to stumble over into crazyville and get extra generous, maybe you can send me a delightfully tactile hard cover copy from your side of the Atlantic... paperbacks are just no fun. Keep up the amazing writing and I'll enlist my fellow aspiring writers and readers alike to purchase their own copies your book! (the paperback of course) Signed, (that's what they way in movies... "signed") Jonathan Harris

Guest 4,483 signed in on Thursday, October 2nd at 6:03am

Name	Kennedy
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	California (cringe)
Comments	I can honestly say I understand your hatred for Americans, even though I am one myself. Not to mention in the Army, but then again, I usually don't have much relish for the English either. Other than that, I have greatly enjoyed your page during work and after, thanks for allowing Americans to join your elite, even though you do not have much care for us.

Guest 4,482 signed in on Thursday, October 2nd at 1:42am

Name	Tosh
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Well Tristan, I have a strong hunch you'll do well in your studies and go far. But if not, I'll try to have a diploma sent your way just in the nick of time. And welcome back Jamie (if that's you)!

Guest 4,481 signed in on Thursday, October 2nd at 12:59am

Name	Cherie Braden
My page	Sound Mind and Body
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/cheryllayne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	NC, USA
Comments	very cool. I like your writing style and sense of humor tremendously.

Guest 4,480 signed in on Thursday, October 2nd at 12:51am

Name	Kim Larsen
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	West St. Paul, Minnesota, US of A
Comments	Actually, I found you by answering a question on the "What Do you Know?" quiz web page. The answer lead me to another web page and then I browsed looking for ancillary info and tripped upon the the "Things...." It's taken me several months of reading in short spurts despite the dasterdly removal of the site. Imagine my shock when I hit "Things...." in my Favorites and that lame 'too late for you' (whatever) message pops up. It took me ...oh.... several minutes to browse and find you yet again. Hah! Anyway, very entertaining and the subject of a fair amount of chatter during lunch.

Guest 4,479 signed in on Wednesday, October 1st at 11:42pm

Name	Serapheem
My page	THe Home of Truth Brought to you By The Dark Lord of the MorningStar
My URL	http://www.serapheem.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	NY
Comments	Great site... nice to know that my wide isn't the only strange one out there. Hey.. why not stop by my site to see my world. www.serapheem.com

Guest 4,478 signed in on Wednesday, October 1st at 10:20pm

Name	Kat
Led here by	Magic
Location	Oxford (the haypatch in Mississippi, not the intellectual mecca in England)
Comments	Nothing wise or witty- just wondered why I was personally excluded from the mailing list email about your move. I am now bereft of the thing-o-matic, which provided me with hours of time that now must be used (gasp!) doing productive things. This is, of course, a tragedy of the worst kind. So please, if you happen to have time and/or warm blood flowing through your heart, re-insert my email address into the mail list. Many thanks!

Guest 4,477 signed in on Wednesday, October 1st at 7:21pm

Name	Mathew Walls
My page	The Great God Mathew's Wonderous Website
My URL	http://beam.to/tggm
Led here by	Web page
Location	Victoria, Australia.
Comments	I just thought I'd explain that last entry on your apologies page. Rage is an Australian TV show that plays music and the accompanying videos. They often have musicians choose which music to play. Incubus are a band, their most famous song being "Drive".

Guest 4,476 signed in on Wednesday, October 1st at 5:40pm

Name	Patrick
Led here by	Magic
Location	UK
Comments	I've just noticed that you've been using the spelling "mom" rather than "mum" recently. So what's all that all about?

Guest 4,475 signed in on Wednesday, October 1st at 10:35am

Name	Evebabe
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	London, England
Comments	My husband sent me this page to read, because like you he married a German and we 'debate' alot! He thinks I am so like my mother who is as mad as a hatter and called Margret but the similarity between your girlfriend and me is uncanny! I even have a collection of rocks, but that's another story!

Guest 4,474 signed in on Tuesday, September 30th at 5:14pm

Name	Dom
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	I lived with someone called Margaret once. And the similarities don't end there. Hence the term 'once'. You are a better man than I.

Guest 4,473 signed in on Tuesday, September 30th at 6:56am

Name	Jef Rouner
My page	Hixon
My URL	http://www.hixonmusic.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Houston, TX USA
Comments	P.S. If you could somehow arrange for Alyson Hannigan to be naked in the film I will personally distribute small, Mil-shaped icons throughout the greater Houston area or send you a kaleidoscope. -Jef Rouner

Guest 4,472 signed in on Tuesday, September 30th at 6:37am

Name	Jef Rouner
My page	Hixon
My URL	http://www.hixonmusic.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Houston, TX USA
Comments	I loved the book. I thought the way you eneded the whole stiry was really clever. Not a single person I've shown the book to has less than loved it. My sister-in-law looked at the title, declared it sexist trash, and has reread it at least 4 times. Hope the movie works out. -Jef Rouner

Guest 4,471 signed in on Monday, September 29th at 7:03am

Jason of USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,470 signed in on Sunday, September 28th at 1:07am

Name	Erika
My page	Jewelsnthorns Weblog
My URL	http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=jewelsnthorns
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Maine, USA
Comments	just thought i'd leave you a note to let you know that one more person in this world has been transfixed by your page. :) thanks for giving me something to do

Guest 4,469 signed in on Friday, September 26th at 10:23pm

Name	Michele
Led here by	Web page
Location	Alfred, NY by way of CT
Comments	Freaken hilarious.

Guest 4,468 signed in on Friday, September 26th at 10:09pm

Al sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,467 signed in on Friday, September 26th at 9:25pm

Name	MJ
Led here by	Barry
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	First of all, I don't think any of us reading this site are in a position to make judgements about Mil or Margret on a personal level, since we don't know them and have only read about their arguments online. Second of all, if you're going to call someone an ugly name, you should at least have the courage to put your name, Mr. "Anonymous" Chicken. That's what I think. I enjoy the site! Love to Margret and the kids.

Guest 4,466 signed in on Friday, September 26th at 7:03pm

Name	anonymous
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Why not leave her? Why have you allowed yourself to stay with this slut?

Guest 4,465 signed in on Friday, September 26th at 9:28am

Name	Lydia Blades
Led here by	Magic
Location	West Monroe, La, USA
Comments	i everso much enjoyed reading all this stuff bout you and your lovely girlfriend. Yes I agree, it must be a sign of growing intamacy that he and I can see things so differently. He and I have been together for 11 or 12 years(i forget) and we'll probably be together for the rest of our lives.Thanks for giving me something"pleasant" to read seeing as how thedaily paper here is really lacking. A new fan....Lydia

Guest 4,464 signed in on Friday, September 26th at 7:08am

Name	Tristan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Queen's University, Kingston, Ontario
Comments	.....from the guy below me actually....wait, that doesn't sound right. Anyways, I love the site. Funny stuff. Right then. Keep up the good work.

Guest 4,463 signed in on Friday, September 26th at 5:41am

Name	Reggie
My page	Silent Chaos
My URL	http://www.scband.cjb.net
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Brampton, Ontario, Canada.......(yes... NOT the north pole)
Comments	Your Website is by FAR the funniest one i have seen yet... it helps keep me from actually doing work while i am away from home at University, keep up the good work.

Guest 4,462 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 9:21pm

Name	Christen
Led here by	Magic
Location	Charlotte, NC (I have a nice couch, come for a visit)
Comments	I love your website, it's highly enjoyable. It almost makes my relationship with my husband sound normal. (almost) Of course, my husband has always blamed my personality quirks (read insanity and tendency to throw things) on my German blood. Meh. Whatever.

Guest 4,461 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 6:54pm

Name	Kimberly
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boise, Idaho
Comments	A friend of mine suggested that I read this page and now my husband and I are hooked. We try to check the page as often as we can to look for updates.

Guest 4,460 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 6:39pm

Name	mamooshka
My page	LucidQuest
My URL	http://lucidquest.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	in Orbit
Comments	Congrats on the art of compromise

Guest 4,459 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 5:18pm

Name	gail
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	actually, i just like saying "purile."

Guest 4,458 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 2:25pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	NJ
Comments	And we love you Oli. As for Gail...I don't know what to say my friend, I overtip. Don't hate me for the stinginess of others.

Guest 4,457 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 2:05pm

Name	Meetra
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Dubai, UAE
Comments	Hilarious stuff... at first... until my boyfriend started picking up some traits Margret and I have in common...GAH!! Now I'm reading it to find evidence that states otherwise! Maybe it's the Aryan blood?!

Guest 4,456 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 7:29am

Name	Melissa Bruce
My page	Fishouttawater
My URL	http://www.fishouttawater.net
Led here by	Barry
Location	Baltimore
Comments	Hey, Goose (as in the American "Silly Goose"), I've already written to inform you of my great love for you, Margret, First Born & Second Born. Now I need something from you (just like an American, isn't it?). Please write me.

Guest 4,455 signed in on Thursday, September 25th at 3:45am

Name	gail
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	thanks to the two of you, my boyfriend and i have been inspired to argue about many things which we had previously considered inarguable, or just not worth the time (cockles, for example). our relationship is now much more lively. it is true that many americans are purile and humorless. your guestbook proves this admirably well. i was tempted to apologize for them, but i came to, remembering that i peevishly despise them, as many of them are likely the type of person who leaves bad tips for college-student waitresses like me. i have decided to leave them to the well-deserved disgust of the rest of the world. i hope the apologies page will be accepting new apologies soon, as i have many things to make other people feel sorry for. and a few to be sorry for myself. all the most fabulous, gail

Guest 4,454 signed in on Tuesday, September 23rd at 7:21am

Name	G
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada
Comments	I'm a twat. Hence I'm signing your guestbook. This page makes me laugh until I defacate in my shorts. Good work!

Guest 4,453 signed in on Tuesday, September 23rd at 1:22am

Name	James
My page	Don't Read This
My URL	http://www.something-anything-nothing.blogspot.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	California
Comments	Your 'Things' column, (if column is an appropriate term [and appropriate is probably spelled wrong,]) is probably the funniest site on the internet. Also, it has inspired me to seek out my own 'Margret' to fulfill my life. I don't know if that is a good thing or not. Anyways, kudos to you, you are an excellent writer, extremely witty, yet down-to-earth.

Guest 4,452 signed in on Tuesday, September 23rd at Midnight

Name	Drea
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	You know...I read this site top to bottom and it left me cold with fear. Turns out I have the male version of Margaret at home. Want to send them on a weekend together in the hope they'll argue each other to the death? I've spent the whole damn weekend arguing over whether or not I messed up the fridge magnets on the fridge?! Feeeeel my pain....go on...feeling it? Hurts doesn't it!

Guest 4,451 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 10:58pm

Name	Lauren
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Indianapolis, IN
Comments	My boyfriend sent me the link to this page because he said it reminded him, in a way, of us (which I take as a compliment for the most part.) I think our relationship would be dreadfully boring without if we agreed on everything, or anything. Congratulations to you and Margret for finding each other:)

Guest 4,450 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 5:20pm

Name	Oli Roberts
Led here by	Web page
Location	birmingham, england
Comments	unfortunately im not a proffessional layabout yet, i've just started 6th form, so i have to read your page in my own time. shock but even though im not getting paid for reaqding it, i still think its pretty damn funny, and i like your attitude to americans (if you are american and reading this, i love you). anyway, good page.

Guest 4,449 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 4:32pm

Name	James Ray
My page	www.f1portfolio.com
My URL	http://www.f1portfolio.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Cambridge England
Comments	love it love it LOVE IT! What more can I say? You Sir deserve to be knighted for this site and the books

Guest 4,448 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 3:28pm

Name	Frances
My URL	http://`
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Portsmouth - England (duh)
Comments	hello. any chance of seeing a family photo (where you can actually see people's faces though, i hate the ones where you can't (?!) ) thanks p.s. great website - very funny

Guest 4,447 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 3:27pm

Name	Frances
My URL	http://`
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Portsmouth - England (duh)
Comments	hello. any chance of seeing a family photo (where you can actually see people's faces though, i hate the ones where you can't (?!) ) thanks p.s. great website - very funny

Guest 4,446 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 1:59pm

Name	Emer
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ireland
Comments	I love your website but the mockery of my fair isle digs sharply at my heart. And Kerry isn't the West of Ireland (jumping at straws).

Guest 4,445 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 10:05am

Name	Ash
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Auckland
Comments	Thank you for making me consider whether my newfound and wonderful relationship with my first girlfriend is actually worth it. I consider myself warned. I hope she doesn't read this. Has anyone ever told you you're funny, Mil? And just so that I have somewhere to refer my curious friends I have to add that I am 16 and yes, I got my first girlfriend at 16. Shut up. I'm not that sad.

Guest 4,444 signed in on Monday, September 22nd at 9:35am

Name	Amanda
My page	Amanda Ziegler Dot Com
My URL	http://www.amandaziegler.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Stillwater, OK, USA
Comments	Mmm, Always have thought I was meant to be British and there was some sort of mix-up at the factory. As such, am very jealous of you for things going your way. Love the page, love the book, love you (though not in that stalking sort of way... yet)!

Guest 4,443 signed in on Saturday, September 20th at 2:13pm

Name	Tim
My page	n/a
Led here by	Magic
Location	Over here by the PC
Comments	Thanks to you I have a keyboard and monitor covered in snot and coffee, cheers :-)

Guest 4,442 signed in on Saturday, September 20th at 1:49am

Name	David
Led here by	Magic
Location	London
Comments	I found both the book and the web site to be very amusing. If you run out of arguments, allow me to recommend from personal experience to get married. The intensity of the arguments after-marriage, is much more than pre marriage.

Guest 4,441 signed in on Friday, September 19th at 11:25pm

Name	taz
Led here by	Barry
Location	sumwhere sumplace
Comments	i love this website! i have spent a long time (when im ment to be studying) reading this website and i nearly got kicked out of the college library for laughing so much

Guest 4,440 signed in on Friday, September 19th at 10:22pm

Name	Mike C.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dallas, TX
Comments	I took a break from my, now perfectly legal, homosexual debauchery to waste a perfectly good Friday afternoon reading this page - the whole page!!! I can't tell you how difficult it is to stifle deep guffaws while sitting in my cubicle. Cheers!

Guest 4,439 signed in on Friday, September 19th at 12:06pm

Name	Denise
My page	No idea what this means Im a woman for Gods sake
Led here by	Magic
Location	Surrey
Comments	Just read your book. V good. Just spent an enjoyable hour or so reading yr web page at work instead of actually working. Got v annoyed with colleagues interrupting to give me work stuff. Tsk! Just be grateful you have a partner. Im single at 42 and spend my time talking to my cats and meeting saddos from a dating agency. Most wear slip on beige shoes with black socks and sport facial hair. (the saddos not the cats) Aarrgghh!!

Guest 4,438 signed in on Friday, September 19th at 7:55am

Name	Danieka
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	I was just wondering if you'll be writing about your inlaws next. Does the insanity run in the family? Did you also see naked photos of Margrets parents when you first started dating?Keep writing Mil, your a breath of freshness we all need. Your site is great. I look forward to more of your work. Thanks!

Guest 4,437 signed in on Friday, September 19th at 7:40am

Name	Peter Flint
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Buckinghamshire
Comments	We all know you love Americans. We know because you keep saying so. Is that why you spell the shortened form of 'mother' as 'mom' instead of 'mum'? Or is is some Midland thing?

Guest 4,436 signed in on Friday, September 19th at 6:28am

Name	Heather
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tucson, Arizona, USA
Comments	You've got a really witty page. I enjoyed reading it, and the way you describe your relationship is refreshing and amusing. I laughed so much at all your interesting stories.

Guest 4,435 signed in on Thursday, September 18th at 11:32pm

Name	Danny
My page	its probably a long shot to try and claim Google, no?
Led here by	Web page
Location	New York
Comments	I've always thought it strange that most Americans thought that Englishmen are so very dry and humour-less when it seems that all the greatest comic geniuses were British: P.G. Wodehouse, Douglas Adams, John Cleese-only a few in the pantheon of British comedic brilliance. Mil Millington has proved to be no exception to the rule. Admittedly, I'd like to see you work in a field not involving Margret to see if you can retain your hilarity, but, so far, good show!

Guest 4,434 signed in on Thursday, September 18th at 9:54pm

Name	ruth
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I brought this book on holiday this year and it beat all other holiday reads hands down. I made a complete fool of myself by crying with laughter on my own beside the pool, but I didn't care. Loved it, loved it, loved it.

Guest 4,433 signed in on Wednesday, September 17th at 8:14pm

Name	T. Goudeau
My page	HTML frightens and confuses me--I'm American
My URL	http://What does "hititip" mean?
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Berkeley, CA, USA
Comments	Your children are almost frighteningly adorable, and you are self-pissingly funny. Thank you. I'm trying to find the book in my local bookstores, and will resort to an impersonal Web transaction if I cannot find it. All the best, and please please please keep writing.

Guest 4,432 signed in on Wednesday, September 17th at 1:58pm

Name	Homer DuPree
My page	Homer's Whittlin' page
My URL	http://whittlin.tralierpark.net/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Someare Uppin the Hills
Comments	Ya rally like usen them thar fancy wards and bashin me en ma kinfolk, doncha? If'n ah git ma bass boat runnin agin, Ima come over thar and whup your arse!

Guest 4,431 signed in on Wednesday, September 17th at 3:50am

Name	Catherine
Led here by	Magic
Location	Centre for Clinical Effectiveness, Melbourne
Comments	I typed the url in the url locator! I heard about this book through the medlib-l e-list and thought - hey, I'd love to read this! I then mentioned it to the editor of HealthInform who asked me to write a review of it. This has now turned to an article about the 'librarian as hero'. Next to watch is Party Girl starring Parker Posey and a Japanese animation about something (forget the first name Readman who battles monsters and catalogs rare books!! I'll send you the finished article if you like - just email me!! And - I'm guessing that your book is semi-autobiographical?? Hahaha!! PS - your worst suspicions realised - I'm a librarian! Tee Hee ... !!

Guest 4,430 signed in on Tuesday, September 16th at 1:19pm

Name	fnord
Led here by	Magic
Location	Cyberspace
Comments	Zo, you zort you cud hide, yah? Nobody ezcapes ze Inky Vision. Bwah! Hah! Hah! [Mean trick, moving the page but only telling those on the mailing list. But just remember, nothing is proof against a sufficiently (un)talented fool... You are a bad, bad man. How does that sweet young girl put up with you??]

Guest 4,429 signed in on Monday, September 15th at 11:01pm

Name	Pauldave
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Comments	Mom? MOM? I wouldn't give up on that blood test quite yet, Mil.

Guest 4,428 signed in on Monday, September 15th at 9:12am

Christine of BC Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,427 signed in on Monday, September 15th at 6:21am

Name	Mark
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Location	US of frickin' A dude
Comments	If you hate her this much, why don't you just marry her?

Guest 4,426 signed in on Monday, September 15th at 5:59am

Name	Mary Stewart Smith
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Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	A grey winter in melbourne at home with a broken leg and lots of spare time reading your hilarious adventures with the endaering Margret makes the days all the brighter, thankyou

Guest 4,425 signed in on Sunday, September 14th at 8:25pm

Name	Stacy Gardner
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Location	Texas
Comments	Dear God your site is too funny! I nearly busted both seams of my shirt laughing! I do so love British men, and their lovely sense of humor! Give my best to Margaret, and her house-plants... yeah.

Guest 4,424 signed in on Sunday, September 14th at 4:38pm

Name	Jill
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Michigan
Comments	I'm going to use the word sarky in a sentence as quickly as possible. Thanks :)

Guest 4,423 signed in on Sunday, September 14th at 1:26pm

Name	Radhika
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Location	India
Comments	I just LOVE your style of writing, Mil! I always thought I was sarky, but you beat me hollow ;-)!

Guest 4,422 signed in on Sunday, September 14th at 1:30am

Name	Angie
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Location	Glasgow, Scotland
Comments	I laughed until I cried at parts of this. I thought me and hubby could argue, but you win hands down. You are a terrific writer and have a great vocabulary. Margaret sounds like she keeps things from getting boring. BTW, I am an American and can tell you like us.

Guest 4,421 signed in on Saturday, September 13th at 10pm

Name	Cheryl
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Location	Utah, US
Comments	I have to say that a wholeheartedly support your mockery of our President.

Guest 4,420 signed in on Saturday, September 13th at 11:28am

Name	Silviu
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Location	Romania
Comments	'You...' Margret begins to lay into me, but then catches herself. She looks at the tiny scalp. I see her remember that I didn't make any kind of an issue at all about her crashing into a big, red stationary car that was practically the only other motor vehicle in an area reaching from the shores of Wales to the east coast of America. I see her remember that I didn't express anything except fatalistic acceptance just moments ago when she announced how she'd been instrumental in destroying my pristine digital camera when the boundless promise of its whole life lay ahead of it. She looks at the tiny scalp once more. 'Considering things, I really shouldn't be going on about this, should I?' she says, quietly. Is Margret feeling OK?

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Risa Cunningham of West Des Moines, Iowa sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,418 signed in on Friday, September 12th at 8:45pm

Name	Maya
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Location	NY
Comments	aaaaah....the beauty of love...

Guest 4,417 signed in on Friday, September 12th at 8:21pm

Name	Heidi Chamberlain
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Location	Florida
Comments	I am now completely and totally addicted to reading your stories. Thanks for nothing, like I didn't already have enough to do.

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SexyDarkAngel of ontario canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,415 signed in on Friday, September 12th at 1:44pm

Name	George
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Location	Austin, Texas
Comments	I keep a container of "monitor screen wipes" on my desk for the spray of coffee while reading of your adventures.

Guest 4,414 signed in on Friday, September 12th at 8:32am

Name	Jim
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Location	Texas
Comments	This is a brilliant update on James Thurber's "The War Between Men and Women". I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Guest 4,413 signed in on Thursday, September 11th at 10:15pm

Name	Dan
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Location	USA - kickin' butt!!
Comments	I had to use the "convert a snorting laugh into a fake cough" routine while reading your page at work. Thanks a lot.

Guest 4,412 signed in on Thursday, September 11th at 6:59pm

Name	Eleana
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Comments	I love your webpage. Its hilarious, and yes im sorry to say that I've spent ludicris hours browsing it during work. After i spent two days browsing your site, I went out and bought the book, which is think is great also. Can't wait for your next book to come out in March (sorry I'm in Los Angeles, California) And i joined the mailing list not a moment too soon. Keep up the good work. You have some amazing writing talent!

Guest 4,411 signed in on Thursday, September 11th at 6:03pm

JL of US sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,410 signed in on Thursday, September 11th at 12:04am

Name	Rodolphe Marquigny
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Comments	Hilarious! I've only discovered 'things...' yesterday, and I'm already hooked! are there frequent updates on the page ? oh, by the way, I'm French, and even though it seems you don't like us very much, are there any plans for a french translation of the book ? I'll be glad to do it ;) thanks for the laughs!

Guest 4,409 signed in on Wednesday, September 10th at 4:36pm

Name	michelle
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Minnesota
Comments	what the hell are pot noodles and oven chips?

Guest 4,408 signed in on Wednesday, September 10th at 2:56pm

Name	Yolande Knight
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Cornwall
Comments	I dipped in to your webpage on recommendation from idiot partner. As a result I spat chocolate digestive crumbs over my work colleague in an attempt not to laugh out loud- I was supposed to be writing an article on linking teaching and research in Higher Education and obviously nothing in this subject area could be that funny. I have decided to blame you instead of partner, as we never argue at all and therefore will probably set fire to each other in the next month. Thanks for laying your life out for all to see. I shall dip in again, I think.

Guest 4,407 signed in on Wednesday, September 10th at 9:40am

Name	eldad korah
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Location	israel
Comments	loved it

Guest 4,406 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 10:12pm

Name	Guy
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Comments	Lucky bastard ! I have all this ! ..........and she doesn't speak a word of English.

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Name	Brittany supko
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Comments	I want to fuck your brains out.and slide you dick in and out of my mouth.

Guest 4,404 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 8:50pm

Name	Margarita Carmen
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Location	USA
Comments	this page is fucking hallarious!im gonna get the book.

Guest 4,403 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 6:11pm

Name	Jessica Hale
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Location	USA
Comments	You are an incredibly witty writer. I absolutely enjoyed every bit of your page. Does Margret ever read what you write?? I would be very proud if I was her. She is quite a character that one.

Guest 4,402 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 2:37pm

Name	Steph
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Location	Manchester
Comments	Dear Mil, I loved it! I am a struggling writer, I write freelance on fashion and I am preparing a funny book on fashion and spend. You are an inspiration! ALl the best, Steph~

Guest 4,401 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 2:10pm

Name	Paul
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Location	UAE
Comments	Some of the funniest writing I've ever encountered. Reminds me of the first time I read Pratchett. I'm with you on the plane thing as well, I hate them.

Guest 4,400 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 10:51am

Name	David
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Leeds (UK)
Comments	I would like to move that Emma below be stricken from the mailing list due to her giving away secrets to none mailing listers whilst also drawing there non-elite attention to the said mailing list. I am aware that I too am guilty of this transgression and I am willing to take the same banishment in order to maintain the purity of the list. I go now, to walk the earth searching for the meaning I lost. I'll miss you all, loyal friends.

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