Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,300 to 4,399)

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Guest 4,399 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 1:10am

Name	Emma
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	Mil, I read your page on a regular basis and yes, I belong to your elite mailing list. And it has only just occurred to me that it is your girlfriend, Margret, who has the raw end of the deal. 1) The entire world knows her as the psychotic girlfriend from Mil's TMGAIHAA page. I mean, how do you deal with having a reputation like that? 2) Her boyfriend dyes his hair fire engine red. Honestly, need I say more? Oh but yes- because there IS more. There's point 3: 3) Hey boyfriend wears Banana Spilts t-shirts. And here is where I might also refer to the instance in your book where "Pel" (I mean honestly- how stupid do you think we are?) buys a puffy jacket with pockets. Or when in Mailing List #19, upon being invited to Downing Street (Downing Street- no less!) you share the following with us: "I also have some trousers that have been designated as 'best' by virtue of being almost completely free of oil stains from my bike chain." And then let's not forget: "The real problem is whether the 'smart' option is my T-shirt with Bingo from the Banana Splits on the front (which I bought second-hand from an Oxfam shop), or my T-shirt that says, 'I spend all day bitching about you on IRC channels you can't see' (which Dave Green gave me, out of pity)." Send Margret my sympathy.

Guest 4,398 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 1:04am

Name	hana
My page	i have no homepage
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	MT
Comments	this is probably the most interesting site i've seen in a great long while. i love the new premisis. its so much more festive and welcomeing.

Guest 4,397 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 1:04am

Name	hana
My page	i have no homepage
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	MT
Comments	this is probably the most interesting site i've seen in a great long while. i love the new premisis. its so much more festive and welcomeing.

Guest 4,396 signed in on Tuesday, September 9th at 12:10am

Name	Sam
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Oshkosh, Wisconsin
Comments	Nice work Mill, took several tries to get through it. But it was worth the multiple hits. Unlike some of my countrymen, I apprecate your uniqe outlook on thing. Congrats to you and yours.

Guest 4,395 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 11:10pm

Name	allen mitchell
Led here by	Web page
Location	salt lake city, ut. usa
Comments	love your page & your book, keep writing more please.

Guest 4,394 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 8:22pm

Name	Rayne
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	I think it's sweet, you and Margret. Obviously you both love each other, or you would've killed each other long before now. I also think you would make a great case study for some shrinks, but hey, to each their own.

Guest 4,393 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 5:33pm

Sophie of Edinburgh sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,392 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 4:57pm

Name	tony walker
Led here by	Search engine
Location	dundee scotieland
Comments	this website is cool i liked it a lot women he who needs them only good for one thing ................

Guest 4,391 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 2:18pm

Name	Bob
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Vietnam
Comments	Ben, USA, Whilst not being vietnamese myself, I have lived here for a while, so I could probably beat you up, as the locals here managed to a few years ago, in the war you should call "The War where We (one of the largest superpowers in the world) got our Asses Kicked by Farmers and Peasants", so please forward Mil's $20 directly to me.

Guest 4,390 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 1:57pm

Name	DrewGod
My page	The Terrible Truth Ver.3
My URL	http://theterribletruth.cjb.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	Hell
Comments	Dear Golly Fuck, I lived with my now 'EX' and what you wrote is what i got, but my torture was worse, because was all conpressedinto 6 months of hell, but shes gone now, i can be a slag again :P

Guest 4,389 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 5:51am

Kari Morrison of San Diego, CA . . .BUM,BUM,BUUUUUM. . . sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,388 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 3:38am

Name	Lisa
Led here by	Search engine
Location	south florida
Comments	Hi, remember me, writing to say my daughter bought your book as a gift for my birthday? And that I loved it? Sure you do. And remember my saying that I had read this whole site, and likewise loved it? Of course. So that same day, I joined your e-mail list. And you've sent a few things that I've enjoyed quite a bit. So. That said, why didn't you send me the notice about your new site??? Dead. Hmmmph. I think not.

Guest 4,387 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 3:07am

Name	Matt
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	This site is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read! Keep up the great work dude, and I'll keep checking for updates :)

Guest 4,386 signed in on Monday, September 8th at 1:27am

Name	Dave
My page	iamdave.co.uk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Home
Comments	Good.

Guest 4,385 signed in on Sunday, September 7th at 11:28am

Name	RICHARD EVANS
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	VERY GOOD

Guest 4,384 signed in on Sunday, September 7th at 8:53am

Name	Michelle
Led here by	Barry
Comments	hilarious... wonderful... you are the reason why i have started picking fights with my boyfriend; i'm hoping that it will get me onto The Real World XIV where i and my future roommates will wage violent battles over who last left crumbs in the peanut butter jar. thanks for the entertainment :-D

Guest 4,383 signed in on Sunday, September 7th at 7:12am

Name	Ben
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	I'm an american. And as an american, I can safely say that I can beat you up, as my ancestors beat up your ancestors in the revolutionary war, or as you probably call it in England, The War where We got our Arses Kicked by Farmers and Hillbillies. But like I said, I could probably beat you up. This being established, I demand that you send me twenty dollars. I was up so late laughing at your website, my stepdad beat me to death. So, I feel that you are partially responsible for my demise. Give me twenty dollars or I will be forced to beat you.

Guest 4,382 signed in on Sunday, September 7th at 2:28am

Name	Julie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	Hah..and I thought I had it bad with my boyfriend. This page made me laugh my ass off though. Makes me appreciate my bf JUST a little more...but I still hate his guts anyway. Great site...and maybe if I ever get enough money I'll buy that book of yours. lates! :)

Guest 4,381 signed in on Saturday, September 6th at 7:57pm

Name	jenna
Led here by	Web page
Location	new york
Comments	the only reason why your webpage scared me was that when reading about Margret's stupid and annoying habits, i realized that those are MY stupid and annoying habits. i'm the american version and now im scare my boyfriend has a site up about me.

Guest 4,380 signed in on Saturday, September 6th at 6:11pm

Name	Louise Lenihan
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Somerset
Comments	Loved the book, laughed outloud with pleasure and enjoyment. Hubby and i have argued about the time we get up in the morning and the time we go to bed at night. The myriad life we lead inbetween getting up and going to bed has also begotten few than a more 'lively discussions'. Good job we love each other, just as well as we have 5 children and have been married 22yrs. Daughter no2 is at present reading the book and loving it.

Guest 4,379 signed in on Saturday, September 6th at 11:10am

Name	Norm!
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sunderland
Comments	City of Sunderland Library IT Services has in their infinite wisdom blocked this wed site from our sensitive little souls. Apparently it is classed as "mature".(!) It has also decided that we're not capable of understanding biting satire at The Onion or understanding film reviews at Aint It Cool. Given the number of mouth breathers in this dirty old town though, it is understandable. Incidently, I am also forever wondering what Alyson Hannigan is doing and whether or not she is doing in naked.

Guest 4,378 signed in on Saturday, September 6th at 6:15am

Name	Tiffany
My page	A Really Boring Online Journal (enticing, no?)
My URL	http://www.deadjournal.com/users/raincollector/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	The cold, cold North
Comments	Dear God, this is too hilarious for words. Your constant misery has provided me with hours of hysterical entertainment. Thank you!

Guest 4,377 signed in on Saturday, September 6th at 12:43am

Name	Myer
Led here by	Magic
Location	Taunton, Somerset, England.
Comments	My friend informed me that Margret actually stands for "Black Pearl" instead of dangerously insane. I found this rather amusing considering a recent box office hit included the words 'curse' and 'Black Pearl' in the same sentence. Maybe the script writers should've contacted you Mil, for inspiration! Shame to recieve the inside gossip on the end of TMGAIHAA, but keep the writing. Your book was hilarious .-)

Guest 4,376 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 10:41pm

Name	bah
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. The funniest thing I have ever read, bar none.

Guest 4,375 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 3:39pm

Name	Gillian
Led here by	Magic
Comments	It was only a matter of time before 'Things' came to an end. The guest book archivist died back in February, and I suppose Mil has been finding site-management a bit much since then.

Guest 4,374 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 12:55pm

Name	Katie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Mil, I joined the mailing list TWICE and I STILL don't ever seem to get a mailout from you. Why?? I feel like the fat kid who never gets picked for the team. You're all laughing at me behind my back aren't you...

Guest 4,373 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 10:46am

Name	Janelle (not the humourless one from NZ though)
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	I trust you will only be giving up the Things in order to provide us slackers with a shiny alternative?

Guest 4,372 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 7:26am

Name	Colin
My URL	http://www.cardhouse.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	california
Comments	paintball's for poofters, try airsoft.

Guest 4,371 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 4:08am

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	NJ
Comments	I know I should feel smug that all of the undedicated non-listers are going to be permanently out of the loop, but I have to say that I am still very sad about TMGAIHAA coming to an end, devestated really. Mil dont do it!! I love the mailing list, but I want both! Im greedy and need as much Mil as possible!

Guest 4,370 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 4:06am

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	NJ
Comments	I know I should feel smug that all of the undedicated non-listers are going to be permanently out of the loop, but I have to say that I am still very sad about TMGAIHAA coming to an end, devestated really. Mil dont do it!! I love the mailing list, but I want both! Im greedy and need as much Mil as possible!

Guest 4,369 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 3:06am

Name	Don
Led here by	Magic
Location	Portland, OR
Comments	I laugh every time I see this page. This is great stuff. Keep up the good work!

Guest 4,368 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 12:13am

Name	Missy
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	Oh lord. My husband found this site, one night of extreme insomnia, and passed it on to me, and posted the link on several of our favorite message boards. I figured it had bombed totally, when you moved it however, the outcry was amazing! No one had a clue how to find it, but someone finally came up with the link. We LOVE reading your stories...and my dad says you should be in comedy. :p

Guest 4,367 signed in on Friday, September 5th at 12:06am

Name	Christine
Led here by	Magic
Location	Thousand Oaks, California, USA
Comments	My eyes hurt from reading. I'd like to thank this site's creator for helping me out of a tight spot. My best friend is travelling in the Bahamas right now. She chose precisely the wrong thing to say to her boyfriend (here at home) before her calling card cut out. Now he's highly perturbed & called me to rant & rave about her (frequently saying 'you' to me when I know he meant 'her.'). I tolerated this and comforted him as feebly as I could, but he sent me an instant messege today trying to revive the subject. I sent him a link to this website - lo & behold he said it made him feel better! Oh thank you for creating this site & intercepting/deflecting that conversation.

Guest 4,366 signed in on Friday, September 5th at Midnight

Name	Steve Needham
My URL	http://www.clashcity.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brighton
Comments	The best and funniest writing I've seen for years. Laughed my arse off!

Guest 4,365 signed in on Friday, September 5th at Midnight

Name	Wanda
My page	n/a
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	I thoroughly enjoyed the site. There's nothing like a good argument. Now I have to buy the book as I am hooked on your sarcastic humor. Keep up the good work.

Guest 4,364 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 10:56pm

Name	Gill
My URL	http://www.singlevaccines.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I laughed till I cried

Guest 4,363 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 9:22pm

Name	Shaay
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Oregon (US - don't actually know anyone who voted for him, come to think on it)
Comments	Fah. Should have known this was no place for the shy or reticent, the attempt leaves one looking like a twit. (Which, I suppose, raises a whole new question in my life. sigh.) So, the last post was a perfectly hilarious description of the photos of near death by traffic which we brought back from Ireland. Only Mil gets to read them, because only Mil has been busy writing things that make me laugh. The rest of you haven't really been trying, have you? No indeed. I also posed the question: Driving in Ireland being notorious, how did Margret manage to get all the way to west Ireland and back and only hit ONE car? I'm hoping there's more story here, waiting to be told. Notorious, meaning the official, government roadsigns at the border of each county read: Welcome to Donegal County (Or Kerry, etc.) 199 deaths on the roads in the past 4 years. Stop the Carnage! They keep the numbers updated, too. It's all very reassuring. Especially to an American driver. Especially with a roundabout coming up. Really.

Guest 4,362 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 9:17pm

Name	Nope, still not telling
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Oh, and not content with the flamboyant display of sloth and avarice that is quitting Things, the guestbook archives don't work. If this is an attempt to repress the 'Save Things' campaign then it just shows how indefensible your conduct is and how deeply guilt you really feel.

Guest 4,361 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 8:57pm

Shaay of Oregon (US - but I didn't vote for the lunatic either) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,360 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 8:53pm

Name	Tom Thompson
Led here by	Barry
Location	Chicago, IL...or more to the point, at work
Comments	i dont really know who barry is, but its as close to bored.com as i found in my choices there. I love this site. Its much better than Cats, I will see it again and again...

Guest 4,359 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 8:21pm

Manley of Wiltshire sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,358 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 5:17pm

Name	Matt Barnason
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Deutschland, so I understand some of your pain
Comments	OK Mil, You really scared me this time, moving your site and all. Is it not enough that I am drawn inexplicably to your site on a daily basis? No? OK, I'm on the Mailing List now. With that one swift and impetuous act, there's probably good justification for me to sign up for shock therapy as well. (But until that happens, keep the material flowing.)

Guest 4,357 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 4:39pm

Name	Niamh Maolan
Led here by	Web page
Location	blush US
Comments	If I could, I'd so eloquently relay how idiotic I am at reading most every word in your site. Sadly, I cannot be so gradious with my words. So in effort to dazzle your immense expanse of catagroic humor I simply reply..."Yeah, me too!"

Guest 4,356 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 4:38pm

Name	Niamh Maolan
Led here by	Web page
Location	blush US
Comments	If I could, I'd so eloquently relay how idiotic I am at reading most every word in your site. Sadly, I cannot be so gradious with my words. So in effort to dazzle your immense expanse of catagroic humor I simply reply..."Yeah, me too!"

Guest 4,355 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 4:38pm

Name	Niamh Maolan
Led here by	Web page
Location	blush US
Comments	If I could, I'd so eloquently relay how idiotic I am at reading most every word in your site. Sadly, I cannot be so gradious with my words. So in effort to dazzle your immense expanse of catagroic humor I simply reply..."Yeah, me too!"

Guest 4,354 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 4:38pm

Name	Niamh Maolan
Led here by	Web page
Location	blush US
Comments	If I could, I'd so eloquently relay how idiotic I am at reading most every word in your site. Sadly, I cannot be so gradious with my words. So in effort to dazzle your immense expanse of catagroic humor I simply reply..."Yeah, me too!"

Guest 4,353 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 4:34pm

Name	Gareth "Don't talk to me about Ireland" Tomlinson
Led here by	Magic
Location	Button Moon
Comments	The beach story. What can I say? A fantastic culmination of what has been a fantastic site, thanks! Oh and by the way I love cockles too. Here's a tip... Buy a larger pot, that way if (when?) Margaret steals half of them you'll still be satisfied and if she doesn't you'll just have all the more cockles for yourself. Everyone's a winner.

Guest 4,352 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 3:30pm

Name	Lenore
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NOT the beach (sigh)
Comments	No, Mil! Say it isn't so! You aren't giving up "Things", are you? Don't do that to us! Do you know how much we'll miss you? Do you know how much actual WORK we will have to do, instead of reading? Think of the big picture here. So many of us depend on you for your updates into the Zany World Of Mil and Margaret. We will shrivel up without them. Don't do it, Mil. Fight the temptation to move on to bigger, more money-inducing labors. Let us not go into the shadow of no-Mil, the humorless void that will be if you cease to update. Or was whoever-it-was wrong, when they said that they'd heard you were giving this up? There is that ray of hope, that they were misinformed. We shall cling to that like a starfish to a rock. Don't give up, Mil. Save "Things". We adore you. PS: Don't worry, I am not an entirely rabid fan, I just write that way. I am very unlikely to show up on your doorstep to demand that you update your page. Unless of course I hear you are having this mysterious pot-noodle for dinner.

Guest 4,351 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 1:21pm

Name	rose
My page	total control
My URL	http://hometown.aol.com/msstrez/index.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	east of eden or connecticut
Comments	when initially told of the concept of this page i was horrified. after reading it, i must say i pissed my pants. thank you for bringing me laughter.

Guest 4,350 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 12:44pm

Name	Hamish Macdonald
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Bugger. My PC has sent my comment four times, so it's only now a quarter as funny. Bollocks.

Guest 4,349 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 12:41pm

Name	Hamish Macdonald
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London, UK
Comments	Hello, Mil, far be it from me to correct your spelling, but the word "Kapo" for a concentration camp inmate given limited authority, is normally spelled with a capital "K" (being a German noun). This is despite its possible origin of Italian "capo" (head). Or perhaps you meant to use the Italian. Perhaps you should check with Margret. She is German, after all! Trying to cause an argument? Moi?

Guest 4,348 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 11:47am

Name	Hamish Macdonald
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London, UK
Comments	Hello, Mil, far be it from me to correct your spelling, but the word "Kapo" for a concentration camp inmate given limited authority, is normally spelled with a capital "K" (being a German noun). This is despite its possible origin of Italian "capo" (head). Or perhaps you meant to use the Italian. Perhaps you should check with Margret. She is German, after all! Trying to cause an argument? Moi?

Guest 4,347 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 11:40am

Name	Hamish Macdonald
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London, UK
Comments	Hello, Mil, far be it from me to correct your spelling, but the word "Kapo" for a concentration camp inmate given limited authority, is normally spelled with a capital "K" (being a German noun). This is despite its possible origin of Italian "capo" (head). Or perhaps you meant to use the Italian. Perhaps you should check with Margret. She is German, after all! Trying to cause an argument? Moi?

Guest 4,346 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 11:28am

Name	Hamish Macdonald
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London, UK
Comments	Hello, Mil, far be it from me to correct your spelling, but the word "Kapo" for a concentration camp inmate given limited authority, is normally spelled with a capital "K" (being a German noun). This is despite its possible origin of Italian "capo" (head). Or perhaps you meant to use the Italian. Perhaps you should check with Margret. She is German, after all! Trying to cause an argument? Moi?

Guest 4,345 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 8:31am

Name	Nick
Led here by	Magic
Location	England (which isn't the same as the UK)
Comments	Don't 'Save Things'. I love the page, but letting it lapse is fine as long as you keep sending out the mailing list (and preferably more often). That way us Mailing Listers get to read the latest antics of Mil and family, without the general plebs of the internet being in on the act. This enables us to have a warm feeling of being superior (Which, as Mil tells us, we are)

Guest 4,344 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 4:38am

Name	James LeClaire
Led here by	Magic
Location	Fort Worth, Texas
Comments	Mil, This has got to be one of the most entertaining reads I've come across in just about forever. (had to take a break from enjoying our repeal of the anti-sodomy laws and this was almost as much fun!... actually I've never sodomized anything except my girlfriend, once, and that was accidental and I never ventured to cross that sexual bridge since ) I do hope you'll continue entertaining us, idiots and non-idiots alike. Thanks Mil, Jim

Guest 4,343 signed in on Thursday, September 4th at 1:50am

Name	Dillon
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Funniest dman thing I've ever read- clearly, you love this woman deeply!

Guest 4,342 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 9:10pm

Name	Katrina Langham
Led here by	Barry
Location	Formerly Michigan
Comments	First, Mil, congratulations on amusing over 2 million people with your girlfriend's antics. Or about four hundred people, five thousand times. Second, I am noting the high number of Michiganins in the guestbook. They aren't wasting time. Really, there is that little to do in Michigan.

Guest 4,341 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 5:42pm

Name	Vicki
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Not at work, at school... in Michigan.
Comments	See, now, up until this point, I have done nothing but enjoy the laughs I've gotten out of reading this page. But now, a digital camera has died. This is undoubtedly an immense tragedy. I mourn for your camera, Mil. I mourn.

Guest 4,340 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 4:11pm

Name	Shame on Mil
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	'Save Things!'

Guest 4,339 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 4:07pm

Name	not so fast, bum-face
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Surrey, but let's not let South-North antagonism cloud the issue here, eh?
Comments	In regards to your latest entry, the Just War Theory was not as you assert the work of St Augustine of Hippo, but rather the work of the considerably later theologian Thomas Aquinas. And yes, I am very young, just a fledgling 18 year old, so if I know this then there's no excuse for you to make such errors when you reach so many people. It undermines your reputation as an intelligent and informed satirist. Normally I would not take issue with such triffling mistakes because I, well, I like your work - both your web page and your first novel I have read repeatedly and with much enjoyment. However, I am in no mood to be lenient with you you heartless fiend, for I have learned to my horror, my deep and lasting disgust, that you are abandonning the 'Things' after this month. I realise you are beginning to get a reputation as a successful novelist and columnist, both of which are time-consuming and more finacially beneficient than your pro bono work on the 'Things', but really I find this to be selling out to all that is evil and verging on a recantation of your political views by implication. You are remiss sir. I ask you on behalf of all of us, the many-headed huddled masses hanging on the lips of our glorious leader, not to dash our hopes against the rocks. Be the one constant, honest rock in this world we can cling to. Tell us more of charmingly crazy German ladies. I make this a petition to Mil asking him to continue updating 'Things'. All you agree, please add a comment, saying simply 'Save Things!', perhaps with any other messages you have added. 'Save Things!'

Guest 4,338 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 3:35pm

Name	Steven
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	When you actually going to write a book on the arguements you and your girlfriend have actually had? I know you have a book of the same name but i want the non-fiction version of the book not the fictional one you brought out.

Guest 4,337 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 2:22pm

Name	Richard
Led here by	Magic
Location	At work in UK
Comments	Fantastic. I guess most readers spot some similarities to thier own life here, but nowhere near as extreme. I've just e-mailed a link to my girlfriend, who I used to think was as mad as a badger but I now realise is actually totally sane, and am wondering if she'll see any similarities or will just kill me for suggesting any ;-D Loved the faq too. Keep arguing Rich.

Guest 4,336 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 1:30pm

Name	Cherylanne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Michigan
Comments	So I've noticed short shocking-red hair in some photos and a mullet in others -- I wonder which is more recent (I hope the red hair, but don't want that to sound too insulting if it's the mullet). Just purchased and am halfway through TMGAIHAA -- the whole robbery scene had me laughing out loud so that my husband had me read it to him. If any of you out there haven't read it yet, it's actually pretty good considering that it is fiction and unrelated to that page on this site -- though the characters do feel very familiar, of course. Mr. Millington has drawn from life experiences, I'm sure. Well done!

Guest 4,335 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 1:16pm

Name	Mimian
Led here by	Magic
Location	Home - working on my monitor tan
Comments	Tsk. Really Mil. You've been with Margret for how long now? You have seen what kind of havoc she can inflict on technology just by batting her eyelashes and you haven't developed a cellular alarm that sounds whenever your devices are in mortal peril? Shameful. Simply shameful. Enlighten me, what are Cockles exactly? mim

Guest 4,334 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 1:02pm

Name	tom
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Dublin
Comments	Given the inherent lunacy of Margret, and the overwhelming insanity of all in County Kerry, I think we all got off lightly. Wrecked car, nuked digital camera, pah. The four horsemen of the apocylpse would have been my prediction.

Guest 4,333 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 11:42am

Name	Kat
Led here by	Barry
Location	that tiny little country that might as well be america, australia
Comments	ahh yes. it is always humerous to laugh at the misfortunes of others. and i'd like to dispell some nasty frivolous stereotyping while im here...( i do that a lot. it's my altruistic nature ) i like the site, im a 17 yr old student. i dont have an anurism at having to scroll through more text than an average mobile phone text message. i am female and am not a mental banshee. that is all.

Guest 4,332 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 11:18am

Name	Iain
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	What is a cockle exactly? And, more importantly, do I really want to know? It sounds suspiciously like a snack that channel 5 would advertise late at night...

Guest 4,331 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 9:35am

Name	Sean
My page	N/A
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	NYC (US)
Comments	I laughed, I cried, I laughed until I cried. Then I prayed for your saftey. Smashing work Laddy, Keep it up and best wishes.

Guest 4,330 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 5:49am

Name	Nicole
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Ohio - USA
Comments	Is there a more comical story out there? Think not. Sadly, it's someone's life we're all laughing hysterically at. I'm sorry for the hell that is your relationship, Mil, but please...MORE!

Guest 4,329 signed in on Wednesday, September 3rd at 4:13am

Name	Mimian
Led here by	Magic
Location	By the toaster in my kitchen
Comments	Well?! Did Ireland survive? What delightful bedlam and carnage did the Millington hoard inflict? mim

Guest 4,328 signed in on Tuesday, September 2nd at 11:21pm

Name	Jimbo
My page	WNA Reloaded
My URL	http://www.avidgamers.com/WNA_R
Led here by	Barry
Location	Earth
Comments	Fleeble Urble Wonky oink. Ob an ungle im. Fara tywoo urnfag ihl, fauey rotjw ingle. If you're wondering if I actually hit keys randomly or actually thought what to type, here's the answer. http://lep694.gsfc.nasa.gov/lepedu/yes.gif I thought to type it. What's more disturbing is that site belongs to NASA. Does Margret work for NASA? Anyhow I'll leave you with this thought. Intellectuals might actually get it. .krow doog eht pu peeK .etis eht devol I Have a nice day ; )

Guest 4,327 signed in on Tuesday, September 2nd at 7:15pm

Name	Joe
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Jolly good show! However, finished reading TMGAIHAA with the bemused expression of an 18-year-old who does not yet have the life experience to appreciate a good tiff with my beloved - i still try to take pleasure in the simple pleasures of a relationship.....unreasonable jealousy, mocking from mates, and occasionally sex. But i look forward to embarking on a relationship like yours Mil, if only so i'll get to see pictures of my girlfriend naked.

Guest 4,326 signed in on Tuesday, September 2nd at 6pm

Name	Ana
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	canada
Comments	Your page is very funny. I have never laughed so much before. I think the relationship you guys have is great in its own unique way. Keep up the great work.

Guest 4,325 signed in on Tuesday, September 2nd at 4:19pm

Name	Simon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	I laughed until I cried. Thanks!!

Guest 4,324 signed in on Tuesday, September 2nd at 3:10pm

Name	Magi (Margarethe)
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Mannheim, Germany
Comments	This page is great. I'm also in a bilingual relationship. I'm from Poland and my boyfriend is a German. He can agree to 99f your arguments. Maybe I'll buy the book... By the way... My name is Margarethe, the german form of Margret... Have a nice time! Magi

Guest 4,323 signed in on Tuesday, September 2nd at 11:35am

Name	Michelle
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	An ugly medium-sized college in Philadelphia, PA
Comments	I love the site. It has provided me with hours of hilarity in between pretending to work. Apparently unlike the other teenage girls who have found this site, I thought your relationship with Margaret sounded adorable and quite fun. I mean, how could it not be if she doesn't mind you making fun of her on the internet? I'm only a little jealous. Anyway, Thanks for all the laughter!

Guest 4,322 signed in on Monday, September 1st at 9:56pm

Name	Gregory Loren Davis
Led here by	Magic
Location	Portland, OR
Comments	Since I am unable to spam you with e-mails I will "sign" the guestbook instead. Excellently funny stuff. I particularly like it when you make fun of Americans as I (like so many of us) have the typical reaction of imagining that you are insulting people other than myself. I find life is a lot more fun if I live in a constant state of obliviousness (which is probably not a word). I have written some stuff which I, up to this moment, considered funny. You are now my arch-nemesis. Greg

Guest 4,321 signed in on Monday, September 1st at 6:04pm

Name	palliated
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NC, USE
Comments	hehehe giggle nice page. I think you two are just right for each other. I have been engaged in the KitKat bar squable before... Loads of ha-ha's.

Guest 4,320 signed in on Monday, September 1st at 8:32am

Name	Lyna Tran
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Australia
Comments	This site is so funny and your girlfriend is a classic. She does everything wrong so effortlessly and sounds like a free spirit. Didn't have a problem understanding at all, great stuff. gonnna find the book now.

Guest 4,319 signed in on Monday, September 1st at 7:10am

Name	Emily
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	I am an American. I think it's funny that you say "hoovering" and "post" instead of vacuuming and mail. Seriously, though, your page had me in tears (laughing, if that's not clear). I have told just about everyone I know the shaving cream mistaken for butter anecdote (as it's short enough for my feeble American mind to remember and one of the funniest things I've ever heard). I will buy your book as soon as our economy gets better, I promise.

Guest 4,318 signed in on Monday, September 1st at 2:41am

Name	ryan
Led here by	Web page
Location	california
Comments	I now have two regrets in life: 1. Not finding this page until today, 2. starting a wastebasket fire in the fifth grade that nearly burned down a wing of my school. genius, pure genius.

Guest 4,317 signed in on Monday, September 1st at 12:56am

Name	Christie
My page	Fuzzy Grey
My URL	http://fuzzy-grey.diaryland.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Las Vegas, NV
Comments	I'm from the wrong side of the pond, so I apologize in advance, but I do have a question. If you're not hoovering when she asks and instead spend your time piddling around online, then, though correct me if I'm wrong, you're not doing what she asks, are you?

Guest 4,316 signed in on Monday, September 1st at 12:11am

Name	Zach
Led here by	Web page
Location	St Louis
Comments	You people are nuts. Fucking nuts.

Guest 4,315 signed in on Sunday, August 31st at 2:32pm

Name	Bullemann
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	hehe great site :D

Guest 4,314 signed in on Sunday, August 31st at 2:32pm

Name	Bullemann
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	hehe great site :D

Guest 4,313 signed in on Sunday, August 31st at 1:22pm

Name	DM
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Saint Paul, MN, USA
Comments	Great site. Read it at work (of course) with a friend, laughed for hours, bought your book, planning on telling everyone I know about the site (except my Mom who will not understand it and use it as further proof that I am insane and need years of therapy). Can't wait to read your book and to obsessively search the internet for anything else you might have written. You are hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 4,312 signed in on Sunday, August 31st at 12:19pm

Name	Claire
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	Great way to pass a Sunday morning - chortling aloud to the obvious concern of my family!

Guest 4,311 signed in on Sunday, August 31st at 4:32am

Name	Al
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I'm sorry Tosh, but I'm not a Brit. But I am a bore. And I do like you. Really. Wanna Cyber? I have a cloak and Wizard hat.

Guest 4,310 signed in on Sunday, August 31st at 1:16am

Name	steve
Led here by	Magic
Comments	ive just finished the t.m.g.a.i.h.a.a. book, i have never read a book so funny in my life. i hope there will be another 1 soon.

Guest 4,309 signed in on Saturday, August 30th at 10:45pm

Name	tanner
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	go to hell and get i life

Guest 4,308 signed in on Saturday, August 30th at 6:08pm

Name	Tosh
Led here by	Barry
Location	rings of Saturn
Comments	Al (the Brit who thinks he lives in France) should apologize for being a bore.

Guest 4,307 signed in on Saturday, August 30th at 5:20pm

Name	Lovisa
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/lovisabergstroem/bad_taste.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	Holy shit man.. i sure hope you have more happy moments than arguments (can be quite difficult, after all i read on this page) how do you outstand it? or perhaps you start the fights ;) you know, there are 3 billion females out there...

Guest 4,306 signed in on Saturday, August 30th at 1:48pm

Name	Makemead
Led here by	Web page
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	Please disregard all comments from anyone in California. I am campaigning to let another country have them. Does the UK want them?

Guest 4,305 signed in on Saturday, August 30th at 4:46am

Name	debby
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Southern California
Comments	Thank you. I cannot remember the last time I enjoyed a read so thoroughly. I must now find your book.

Guest 4,304 signed in on Saturday, August 30th at 4:36am

Name	Jill
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The U.S.
Comments	Well Al, to be perfectly honest with you, a guestbook entry that makes not less than three references to hairstyles confirms every stereotype I've ever had about Frenchmen :)

Guest 4,303 signed in on Saturday, August 30th at 12:23am

Name	Al
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Paris, FRANCE, not the US
Comments	Does anybody who is not American ever sign this guestook? And do they 'get' the site? Ever? Or anything that's not accompanied by a laugh-track and lots of SFX. Question for Mil, is the Mullet to hide your - according to you - huge ears, or do you think it'll come back? (the Mullet, not the ears, unless you have them pinned.) Let's hope not. Yes, I read the FAQ and I don't remember there being any explanation about the Mullet. Or do I have egg on my face? One leetle theeng to add to the US vs Canadian debate which crops up just about everywhere there is an internet connection. In my very limited experience, having lived in several different European countries and one in the bottom part of Africa; meeting many specemins (specimins?) from both countries: Canadians I've met tend to be boring and vapid, if not intelligent and quite proud of themselves. Americans often end up confirming every stereotype you've subconcioulsy absorbed after interacting with them. That said, I've liked every American and Canadian I've ever met - altho I've also seen some cringingly awful posts in many guestbooks, including this one, by members of both countries and have felt genuinely sorry for anybody who has the misfortune of meeting them, and utterly grateful that I never will. Last thing re US and Canadians - Canadians get WAY more upset when you ask them if they are from the US. Americans take it as a compliment. What's with that? It's like Kiwis and Aussies, or South Africans and Zimbos. I kinda know how the Canadians feel when somebody asks me if I'm from Zimbabwe. I know that I'm not better than a Zimbo, but I just can't help thinking that I am. Everything Mil says about the French is, sadly, true. They are truly awful, backstabbing bits of female reproductive organ; BUT not as bad as the Yee Haws in the US who refuse to service your car because it's French. If you guys only knew how utterly unconcerned (unaware of) the French are about the anti-French thing in the US, then you'd make them the Founder Members of the Axis of Evil. They don't give a toss, I promise you, give it up. I look forward to more vitriol from Mil (and an explanation about the Mullet. Do you have some hideous disfigurment on your neck you don't want anybbody to see? There's no need to make us suffer for fashion, really.) What I'm not looking forward to is more entries from knuckleheads telling Mil to "beat the crap out of the lousy bitch" or variations of the theme (one guy said he would tow her down the street tied to the back of his car. Nice. I didn't know they gave Texan Death Row inmates internet access. "Land of the Free", indeed.) or well-meaning but ultimately dim-witted advice on relationships, life, cat diseases, etc. Hope there's enough space for all this crap, or I'll have been doing the equivalent or ranting into an answering machinee looong after the tape's run out.

Guest 4,302 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 7:44pm

Name	David
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Texas
Comments	Things are so slow and quiet here, what with everybody off having homosexual flings and such, that I have been meandering through the internet thingie and found this. I'm saving the URL so my wife (that's what we call our long-term girlfriends that we have kids with here) can have the proof that her species is congenitally prone to madness. I feel your pain, being a similarly well-rounded, sane, clear thinking and reasonably behaving person in a relationship with a crazy person. Your humor is a prize in itself, but I am already plotting to be visitor 3,000,000!

Guest 4,301 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 6:32pm

Name	A.J.
Led here by	Web page
Location	Nashville (it's not my fault)
Comments	Incredible. I'm amazed by your ability to keep the entries fresh and distinct, yet so consistantly funny. Nice work. And as far as the bit about staying at my place as long as you want at any time, it's fine by me, if you're so incredibly insane as to come to Nashville of your own volition. Poor soul.

Guest 4,300 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 1:47pm

Name	Tony Carter
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wilsonville, OR USA
Comments	Mil, I have really enjoyed reading the escapades of you and Margaret. I'm glad you can laugh at these things. It must be true love. Well keep laughing and that sense of humor. Regards, Tony

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