Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,200 to 4,299)

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Guest 4,299 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 5:07am

bruce of vancouver canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,298 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 2:09am

me sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,297 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 2:09am

Name	Julez
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA...and proud of it
Comments	certainly original

Guest 4,296 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 1:24am

Name	Ashley Chirstine
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Web page
Location	texas
Comments	this is tight. marajauna. haha

Guest 4,295 signed in on Friday, August 29th at 1:24am

Name	Ashley Chirstine
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Web page
Location	texas
Comments	this is tight. marajauna. haha

Guest 4,294 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 10:36pm

Name	Roland
Led here by	Barry
Location	Hong Kong
Comments	I just finished reading your book, I meant I just finished a few minutes ago! I got to pick up your book the earlier at a bookstore when I was only looking for another new book to read and I really hadn't fully expected all those funny lines! Thanks - and I'll look forward to your next book.

Guest 4,293 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 10:33pm

Name	Stacey
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Radford, VA, USA
Comments	I think your page is hilarious. Some things are so random, yet hit close to home b/c my boyfriend and I can have the most stupid, ridiculous arguments as well. Thanks for the laughs! My co workers think I'm insane!

Guest 4,292 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 8:13pm

Name	hound
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	funniest thing i've seen in ages. the arguments with your girlfriend had me in hysterics

Guest 4,291 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 5:21pm

Name	Maia Marko
Led here by	Magic
Location	right here
Comments	Found your site by reading your book. Your book is fucking brilliant, I'm waiting for the next one, so hurry up!

Guest 4,290 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 1:44pm

Name	Cynthia
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	ON Canada
Comments	damn funny shite mate, :) ur a funny, FUNNY guy mil, never let go of that fiery, (Psychopath) that sleeps next to u, shes a fine match for u, and if i do say so myself, where would u be in life if it wasnt for her weirdness? ud probably not be as alert and wouldnt have suck a killer website. good times mil! good times

Guest 4,289 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 1:23pm

Name	Toby Worth
My page	under development
My URL	http://www.tobyworth.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	London baby.
Comments	You are an inspiration to us all.. literacy, philosophy, honesty, humour and just enough temperament to avoid incarceration. Gawd bless ya. May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Guest 4,288 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 1:22pm

Name	Toby Worth
My page	under development
My URL	http://www.tobyworth.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	London baby.
Comments	You are an inspiration to us all.. literacy, philosophy, honesty, humour and just enough temperament to avoid incarceration. Gawd bless ya. May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Guest 4,287 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 10:17am

Name	terry kirkham
My URL	http://www.rbl-bergen-hohne.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	germany
Comments	Having been married to a German for 31 years and enjoyed (nearly) every day I can truly say that you have refreshed my confidence in the insanity of mixed culture relationships. I thought i was on my own. fantastic site. thanks

Guest 4,286 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 4:41am

Name	johanna mead
My page	Rough Cut
My URL	http://www.skaro.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	San Francisco
Comments	Every time I visit this site, I find something new to laugh at. I'm hoping that's deliberate on your part... Well, I'm sure it is, actually. Thanks so much!

Guest 4,285 signed in on Thursday, August 28th at 1:18am

Name	Betty Miller
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Newark, Delaware, USA
Comments	Unbelievably funny, but very believable.

Guest 4,284 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 11:57pm

Name	annipink
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA, but really British
Comments	I am glad my neighbours are out - I have been laughing out loud like a loony, crying my eyes out! And they know I am here alone. Funny, yet strangely I feel empathy with all you say....

Guest 4,283 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 10:22pm

Name	Gregory de Souza
My page	Me.
My URL	http://www.n.ethz.ch/student/gdesouza (practice your German!)
Led here by	Barry
Location	Zürich, Switzerland
Comments	Oh, I'd LOVE to see Mil's reaction to that recommendation to go to www.drphil.com.

Guest 4,282 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 7:16pm

Name	jk
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Toronto, CAN
Comments	You have a lot to say about the Americans (for the most part they scare me), but I don't see many mentions of us canucks. How do you feel about us? Huh? How?

Guest 4,281 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 5:07pm

Name	Joey Deacon
Led here by	Barry
Comments	TPL, you can send the pictures to me instead if you want to

Guest 4,280 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 5:04pm

Name	Bob Godfrey
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	At what point did this stop being a list of things you have argued about and start being a weblog (ugh)?

Guest 4,279 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 12:17pm

Name	Rhian Williams
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wales, UK
Comments	U have a more healthy relationship than i've ever had, it seems to me you'll never get bored of eachother, it mite be because i'm british and have only ever watched Oprah once, but i truely beleive that arguments is what prevents people from killing eachother out of boredom!

Guest 4,278 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 12:05pm

Name	tpl
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Wellington, New Zealand
Comments	Mil. I like you. I like you so much I'm not even going to offer you naked pictures. Top effort.

Guest 4,277 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 9:41am

Name	Anders
My URL	http://www.drphil.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	Do you love each other or do you guys love to hate each other!?? Good luck in life! Try to have a non fighting week ( or day at least )! The one who starts a fight has to pay the other one a fine ( up to U to decide how much ) P.S It's not my home page but you might gain something to visite that page ;-)

Guest 4,276 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 3:10am

Name	a 'melican lackey
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	Tim, for the moment my gang of flickering-flame-loving lackeys has decided to bypass your home. This may be due to the fact that we did not get any direct orders from Mr. Millington (as he has gone missing), or it may be for other reasons, such as having been drawn to the home of a sniveling cretin instead. Nevertheless, your apologies have been duly noted and will hold you in good stead for at least a month.

Guest 4,275 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 2:25am

Name	Random Girl
Led here by	Magic
Location	I'm not quite sure at the moment.....It's quite dark in here...
Comments	Your site is hilarious. You and Margaret sound like a great pair. You aren't accepting anynew apologies at the moment, so I've decided to be a bother and post mine here: Hillary Duff should apologize for thinking she has any acting or musical talent at all. Because she doesn't. She should also apoligize for making so many people think she is so wonderful and gorgeous. I've seen prettier. Thanks for your time.

Guest 4,274 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 2:19am

Name	Tim
Led here by	Magic
Location	Rakhat
Comments	I do hear by apologise for apologising in public, this apology to also include the apology in which it is included and any further apologies offered through the guestbook until such a time as Mr. Millington reopens the Apology Homepage for entries, or until he gets fed up with my incessant rambling and pays his lackeys to firebomb my home. (not that I am insinuating that Mr. Millington has or needs lackeys, but if he does, I am sure they are very nice gentlemen who would never dream of firebombing the home of such a fine, upstanding citizen such as myself)

Guest 4,273 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 1:31am

Name	B.L.
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	Yes, I signed this guestbook before. I just wanted to add that I, like many other women who've commented, can relate to Margret. Some of my husband's logic probably would work on a distant planet revolving around a distant sun in a faraway galaxy, but on this planet, it just makes you want to beat him with a rake. Among the things we've argued about: 1. His special breakfast making skills which include adding sugar to scrambled eggs, a secret ingredient much favored by his rather obese ex. Words cannot express my horror when I took the first bite, as he added the sugar as a "suprise". I was very suprised. 2. His incessant habit of calling me at work during the busiest part of the day and then carrying on a conversation with someone standing near him, while I hang on the line and grin nervously at an angry manager watching me. 3. If he is expected at 4pm, I don't even look for him before about 5:30 anymore. 4. He loves to take his hands off the steering wheel while in the middle of heavy traffic to play air guitar, air saxophone, air violin, or even air sitar. He's always puzzled at the resulting honks and angry shouts. I dread the times when "Hooked On A Feeling" comes on the radio. 5. Red lights don't mean stop, they mean hurry through the intersection and come within a quarter inch of rear-ending the inevitable expensive late-model car in front of us. Little things get to you when you love someone.

Guest 4,272 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 12:28am

Name	bitsy
Led here by	Barry
Comments	My dear Janelle, have you looked in a mirror lately?

Guest 4,271 signed in on Wednesday, August 27th at 12:09am

Name	Janelle
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealand
Comments	You both have issues!

Guest 4,270 signed in on Tuesday, August 26th at 11:56pm

Name	Ari
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I think Tim should apologize for apologizing in public, it really should be done in private, preferably behind a heavy curtain or down a long hallway. But then again, if the apology page was available to be posted to at this time, Tim wouldn't have had to resort to this. Just like me, and my mis-guided posts that would be better off in L.O.T.W. but have ended up here, or actually ended up in the archives that have gone into hiding behind the heavy curtain at the end of the long hallway with the burnt out bulb hanging over head since July 9th, 2003. Hmmm, could the censors be having a whack at them?

Guest 4,269 signed in on Tuesday, August 26th at 10:29pm

Name	Tim Horne
Led here by	Barry
Location	Narnia
Comments	Since Mr. Millington is too busy to accept new apologies (but not too busy for a holiday, I notice, but none of my concern there, really), I have decided that things have gotten so bad over here in the former colonies that I will cheat and post mine here (so sue me): - Arnold Schwarzenegger should apologise for not only running, but actually looking like he has an outside chance in hell of winning, the circus known as the recall election in California - Gary Coleman, that 100 year old lady, the porn star, and all the other nitwits without any chance of winning whatsoever (as well as no political skills...well, nevermind, look at the president) should apologise for the ink wasted printing their names on the ballets. - Chief Justice Roy Moore should apologise for planting a two-ton monument with the ten commandments on it in a state judicial building and now has defied a Supreme Court ruling to move the damn thing(seperation of church and state, anyone?). If you don't know what I am talking about and want to be scared beyond belief at just how crazy southern-american-baptist-christian people really are, you should read up on this. - Julia Roberts should apolgise for being a stupid, no-talent twat - I should apologise for using Mr. Millingtons guestboook to post my apologies, and for thinking unpure thoughts about the Olsen twins prior to their 18th birthday.

Guest 4,268 signed in on Tuesday, August 26th at 6:45pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Tulsa, Oklahoma (USA)
Comments	Found your book in an American Library! Enjoyed the book, but the site is even better. Yes, I read this on my employer's time, what else did I have to do? This telecom company has bigger problems than me taking a little extra time at lunch to poke around on the internet!

Guest 4,267 signed in on Tuesday, August 26th at 3:32pm

Name	Rachael Beddows
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Bolton, England
Comments	Brilliant!!

Guest 4,266 signed in on Tuesday, August 26th at 11:18am

Name	princess
My URL	http://www.faewenchesretreat.com/cbprincess/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Bournemouth, England
Comments	love the site, just going out to find the book...

Guest 4,265 signed in on Tuesday, August 26th at 3:19am

Name	Shayla
My page	Mental Ernie
My URL	http://www.mentalernie.org
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	A hole in the wall of a cardboard box in the middle of a lake in an undisclosed location in the midwest
Comments	man, this is hilarious. i wish i had a relationship like this...helluva lot more FUN! well, that's not fair. my bf's a Englishman too, and im a norweigian straight out of (see Your Location).l really love your site, and i hope you and margaret stay together forever.

Guest 4,264 signed in on Tuesday, August 26th at 1:04am

Name	Mary Hohnke
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Michigan City, Indiana
Comments	Loved it, too funny!!!

Guest 4,263 signed in on Monday, August 25th at 8:29pm

Name	Kirk
My page	a quote and link blog
My URL	http://kisrael.com/
Led here by	Magic
Location	Boston, USA
Comments	Just finished TMGAIHAA: the novel. Without revealing my typical American lack of a sense of humor too blatantly, I was wondering about the whole "'I'm pregnant. And it's not yours.' You've got to admire a woman who can spend three years preparing to make a point, haven't you?" bit. I spent a good chunk of the novel wondering if her way of making a point was to come up with a good attention grabbing line, or actually sleeping with someone else. It wasn't 'til later in the book when all the "you fancy her, don't you?" stuff comes up, and the facts of the Second Born's parentage fail to get thrown into the fray that I had to favor the "three years for a good line" theory over the "how could be missing the romantic betrayal subtext so much" idea.

Guest 4,262 signed in on Monday, August 25th at 4:53pm

Name	Kimberly
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	I'm just going to use this as a guidebook, considering the fact that my partner is Dutch and I am (should I apologize?) American. We've already agreed that I haven't reached that point in arguing. However, I reserve the right to react strangely due to cultural differences. I'd say he's already recognizing the similarities between us and the things written, considering he sent me the link to this site. Not a subtle hint, no. Good thing you two are happy or I would have to murder my adorable Dutchman.

Guest 4,261 signed in on Monday, August 25th at 4:43pm

Name	Craig Pettigrew
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	Thank you Mil. I haven't laughed so hard in months, at the very least. I also greatly enjoyed the video of yourself hard at work at home.

Guest 4,260 signed in on Monday, August 25th at 3:24pm

Name	Brandon Rushing
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Texas USA
Comments	Great stuff!!! Sent the link to my fiance to let her know that our relationship is quite normal hehe.

Guest 4,259 signed in on Monday, August 25th at 11:47am

Name	Juho Ahonen
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Tampere, Finland
Comments	Umm, I wonder if it were possible for Margret to have her own page like this... I'd really love the "insight" she has on these matters... for humorous (<- major understatement) purposes of course.

Guest 4,258 signed in on Monday, August 25th at 3:34am

Name	Amber
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	America, sadly
Comments	I was one of those narrow-minded Americans who were brain-washed by American psychologists who led me to believe that arguing all the time is an evil, curable thing. However, after reading your page, laughing so hard I cried, and coming to adore the both of you I can only say, I was mistaken. I look forward to your emails, and I've been completely converted.

Guest 4,257 signed in on Sunday, August 24th at 6:08pm

Name	Tosh, perhaps
Led here by	Search engine
Location	on a skateboard on a tight wire over a pond
Comments	I wonder aloud whether Jamie could find her way through a back chat without getting lost, stuffed in a stone oven and ate by a wolf minus a hood. Gaz, I'm certain, would get his ankle caught in a snare and whipped skyward to hang upside down in a large tree laden with indescribable (but ripe) fruit hanging just beyond his reach.

Guest 4,256 signed in on Sunday, August 24th at 8:29am

Name	Troy Darr
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Huntsville, Alabama
Comments	I had a German girlfriend for 14 years. We married three months ago. Raphaela does a lot of the same things to me that Margret does to you. I enjoyed your website. When I mentioned your website to my mother in law, she showed me the pictures of Margret naked. Nice breasts. ;)

Guest 4,255 signed in on Saturday, August 23rd at 10:25pm

Name	Allen
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	lol i've readed all the content great page like let us see a pic of u too

Guest 4,254 signed in on Saturday, August 23rd at 8:05pm

Name	Ray
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sc, USA
Comments	Can't type still laughing.

Guest 4,253 signed in on Saturday, August 23rd at 6:56pm

Name	Carroll
Led here by	Web page
Location	CA(..lifornia, not ..nada)
Comments	OK, fine! I'll fall for your "sign up for the mail list" gambit (it's all about trust out here in the wild world we live in after all, and I must have more of this -- simply must!) but no way are you getting anything but my spam-catcher address in this guest book forum. Although..Oh, ho! I see you offer a privacy option here too -- good job! Anyway, I found you from a suggestion a while back in the comments on the Julie/Julia Project blog http://blogs.salon.com/0001399/ You'll likely get a minor flood of new devotees from that group -- another bunch of smart savvy readers who know a good read when they find one. Good stuff on both sides of the pond. I have an ex-pat UK friend here who insists on making clear to all comers that the man with whom she has lived for lo these many years is not her "husband". Must be a UK "thing". Hats off to the thick-skinned Margret, and to you her humor-wielding mate. Nothing wrong with that union a-tall!

Guest 4,252 signed in on Saturday, August 23rd at 6:39pm

Name	Wolfy
My page	sex and beer
My URL	http://www.beerandshots.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	usa
Comments	funny stuff dude - you got nice style :)

Guest 4,251 signed in on Saturday, August 23rd at 6:29pm

Name	Suze
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	Funniest Link I Have Been Sent For Aggggges

Guest 4,250 signed in on Saturday, August 23rd at 2:41am

Name	Jim
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Ohio
Comments	I have wasted a substantial amount of my employer's time traversing the web each day for the past several years. Your site is thus far the funniest page I have encountered. My sides hurt. Really.

Guest 4,249 signed in on Friday, August 22nd at 10:32pm

Name	Mil Addict
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	hell
Comments	Other than an incident involving my son and several sticky wall-walker toys your site is the only thing that's made me really laugh since my father died. Even re-reading it makes me laugh. Thanks.

Guest 4,248 signed in on Friday, August 22nd at 4:53pm

Ms Carroll of On the Edge of Earthquake Central, California sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,247 signed in on Friday, August 22nd at 3:11pm

Name	Elizabeth
My page	carousels and shot gun shells
My URL	http://ellzabelle.blogspot.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Texas
Comments	Ingenious. My boyfriend and I love this site, our whole circle of friends are laughing about it. Why do people miss the point that, indeed, you do love dear Margaret? And, all people in Texas aren't inept fools. :) . o O ( Did you do the hoovering? ) comedy!

Guest 4,246 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 11:26pm

Name	Jo
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Oh and MIL... is your hair ALWAYS red....? or just for promo stuffings ?

Guest 4,245 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 11:15pm

Name	Jo
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Oh and MIL... is your hair ALWAYS red....? or just for promo stuffings ?

Guest 4,244 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 11:07pm

Name	Jo
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Good ol MIDLANDS, UK !!
Comments	..found page NOT from dumb search engine, but from back of novel !!.. Anwyay... HI ! Mil... novel is a triumph !! I laugh out loud, much to the annoyance of Fiance, Daughter and dog, but..hey ! They don't have to live with me eh ?/ Tut... I live in Midlands, yes, near Coventry waving "hiii"!!.... My Fiance actually is an I.T. Manager LOL... I read aloud to him the parts about UNIX, etc.. and he knows exactly what you mean as he fluffs a lot of stuff too ;-) Thank you for the novel, and the laughter, and I am glad you are so happy... my fave bit is the 'God does not exist bit' by the way ! (When's next book out???????) Mwah !! JOJO xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Guest 4,243 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 10:59pm

Name	Maurice
My page	Prolix Entertainment
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/ProlixEntertainment/1.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	http://www.geocities.com/ProlixEntertainment/1.html
Comments	Just passing through...nice site...keep up on the updates!!!

Guest 4,242 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 10:18pm

Name	meredith
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	U.S.A - Arkansas
Comments	Mil--love your site. I'm american and married to an englishman--you do the math. One question: there is one link to your son Peter but i couldn't find one of Jonathan. Has he not recovered from the hair vs. weed eater incident? As i am usually pulling for the underdog (the second born) i am thrilled that there is one more picture of the second born than there is of the first (this is hardly EVER the case). But, not being able to see any photo of the first born--is that legal? :) thanx for the laughs

Guest 4,241 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 10:13pm

Name	meredith
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	U.S.A - Arkansas
Comments	Mil--love your site. I'm american and married to an englishman--you do the math. One question: there is one link to your son Peter but i couldn't find one of Jonathan. Has he not recovered from the hair vs. weed eater incident? As i am usually pulling for the underdog (the second born) i am thrilled that there is one more picture of the second born than there is of the first (this is hardly EVER the case). But, not being able to see any photo of the first born--is that legal? :) thanx for the laughs

Guest 4,240 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 5:19pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Mil, it's time you got a laptop. I understand you like going on "holiday," but do you have to leave us all stranded? My only hope is that some hilarious fight will break out there (as it surely will).

Guest 4,239 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 12:25pm

Name	Willy Rose (oh yes it bloody well is!)
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Blighty
Comments	Have you ever tried the retort "you're so English" to Margret's "YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HER DON'T YOU!" or would that be tantamount to lighting the blue touch-paper on Little Boy?

Guest 4,238 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 9:09am

Name	Helen
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Norwich (backarse of nowhere)
Comments	I'm cocooned in a fuzzy glowing ball of lovliness. It warms my heart to see such a glorious example of two people who love each other very very deeply. Anyone who doesn't "get" this, should die a horrible death. Possibly involving sea gulls pecking at them, starting with their genitals while their eyes are kept open and they're forced to watch. It takes years to acheive the kind of love and intimacy where you're comfortable enough to take a perverse kind of joy in suffering at the hands of the other. On the down side, i've been informed that a 'ball gag' is being purchased as the Hairy Scottish man i'm attached to cannot bear the psychological scars of watching DVDs with a running commentry any longer. Damn you Mil. Long live loft conversions! (or lots of little pink sparkly things to festoon around the house making it 'a hidious example of what is not acceptable to the human eyes'. Apparently. I will triumph though) Why is British luck better? All the best of it anyhow. ;o) xxx

Guest 4,237 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 7:56am

Name	Ashie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	I couldn't help but laugh. I came home work a shitty day at work and allergies. It makes my relationship seem normal. Anyways good luck and thanks for making me feel better.

Guest 4,236 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 4:07am

Name	Another Idiot American
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	USA
Comments	"I'm just sorry that the majority have to share a country with such a large minority of yawping, jingoistic, humourless, moronic wankers. Oh, and my sympathies about your President too." Amen to that. It sounds like you and your girlfriend love each other very much snicker I wish you many more years of lunacy and delight. You are a very patient man and I commend you for that. Well, either that or the sex is incredible. Best wishes!

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Guests 4,235 to 4,231 have been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 4,230 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 2:11am

Name	George W. Bush
My URL	http://chickenstrutyourbuttletsyud.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	margate
Comments	We and when we say I, I mean us... are now full consolations with the Pentagagon about the idea of invading Mr. Millaingtone's house when our boys set sail for I-ran (just as soon as Dick can clear up where the hell it is on these multai-colored map fandoogles). We have almost unegatable proof that Mr. Millingtone once had a 5 minute conversation whose name when played backwards rhymed with a suspected associate of a friend of the babysitter of member of a group which in all probability was linked to Al Qaida. Mr. Milleinstone will therefore be deremainederised in a 2 foot cell in Guantanamo before being roast like a hog without trial. God Bless (White) America

Guest 4,229 signed in on Thursday, August 21st at 2:03am

Name	George W. Bush
My URL	http://chickenstrutyourbuttletsyud.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	margate
Comments	Your comments are non christian, non-patriotic and fail to resignate with the American man-women-human. Your attitude is a bad influences for all of USAan youths ... our objectivisation scenario is to have the best educated American youthsters in the world I am for those who are against the non-censorship of such anti-pro-Democratarian websites. Amen , weapons and apple pie.

Guest 4,228 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 11:46pm

Name	Neil Holland
Led here by	Magic
Location	Edmonton, AB Canada
Comments	>>William L. Petersen does the wonderful Manhunter in 1986<< Sorry Mil but you got it terribly wrong: Manhunter was tripe. Are you sure you weren't thinking of the vastly superior To Live Or Die In LA? (notice how adding the question mark makes it sound like some modern version of Hamlet). In all other things I couldn't agree with you more however (bet that's a relief). Loved the book, how goes the screenplay? I'd like to see Clint Eastwood play Pel.

Guest 4,227 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 10:03pm

Name	psychobitch
My page	psychobitch
My URL	http://www.steelxsteel.com/angst/1997/psycho/index.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	ward 8
Comments	that reminds me of a page but you probably won't like it because he's american i think

Guest 4,226 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 8:51pm

Name	Francois
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Innisfil, Ontario
Comments	A most enjoyable read. I look forward to more entertaining results in the future!

Guest 4,225 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 8:13pm

Name	Francois
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Innisfil, Ontario
Comments	A most enjoyable read. I look forward to more entertaining results in the future!

Guest 4,224 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 5:46pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	USA
Comments	Just out of curiosity, does the UK have a common law marriage thing? In the US, you two would have been living together long enough to be considered (somewhat) married in the eyes of the law. Sort of makes me rethink all those "no, we'll never get married" responses in the FAQ's.

Guest 4,223 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 4:18pm

Name	Mark Wegmiller
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	somewhere in the Midwest
Comments	But Mil....I don't want to do some work!

Guest 4,222 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 3:56pm

Name	Saral
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you really are quite sad

Guest 4,221 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 3:56pm

Name	Saral
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Comments	you really are quite sad

Guest 4,220 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 3:56pm

Name	Saral
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you really are quite sad

Guest 4,219 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 2:17pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New Jersey
Comments	Come on Gaz....say something interesting or irritating so I can comment and start a huge fight with everyone. Poor Jill is languishing without our "exploits". I can't blame her really. As Mil had the bad taste to go on vacation (holiday??) and leave us all alone with nothing to do at our jobs, I suppose the guest book had become more crucial lately!

Guest 4,218 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 7:09am

Name	maryjayne
My page	nzoom.co.nz
My URL	http://nzoom.co.nz
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	new zealand
Comments	the best site in the world!! u must hav a lot of spare time on your hands!! wot does your wife think of this?? have u argued bout the website yet??

Guest 4,217 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 7:05am

Name	Neal Humphrey
My page	RED CHINA
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/rchina1042
Led here by	Barry
Location	god damn ohio (thats in the US)
Comments	i really dig the site man lots of fun

Guest 4,216 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 2:16am

Name	Arthur
My page	Rat Bastard
My URL	http://ratbastard.xmsites.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Hampshire
Comments	I love this site. My wife and I just sat and read through it all. We than had an argument about what "OUR" favorite part was. Needles to say, I lost.

Guest 4,215 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 12:48am

Name	Jill
Led here by	Search engine
Location	the non-militia parts of Michigan
Comments	I keep missing Gaz and Jamie's exploits. They get archived before I get here. It's a bummer really, they're so amusing.

Guest 4,214 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 12:45am

Name	Ella
Led here by	Magic
Location	Brighton, U.K.
Comments	I may only be 13 but I loved your site! Thanks for a hilarious time-passing site! I'd be really interested to see a "Things my boyfriend and I have argued about" site by margret though, just from her point of view.. Great site!!

Guest 4,213 signed in on Wednesday, August 20th at 12:11am

Name	Wade
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Web page
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Comments	Absolutely Hilarious, Thanks.

Guest 4,212 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 11:55pm

Name	Amanda
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sunny South Wales
Comments	The book saw me in tears whilst sunning myself in Jamaica. Now doing the rounds with fellow Ursula's! You're completely barmy but in my assessment, normal. My cheeks just can't take any more so when's the sequelso I can prepare?

Guest 4,211 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 8:17pm

Name	Heather Fagans
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	The misty, cow-trodden streets of Boston
Comments	Thank you for helping me avoid the reflected ceiling plans for lo, another day...

Guest 4,210 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 7:22pm

Name	Dave Dresser
Led here by	Web page
Location	Berkeley, CA, USA (near an earthquake fault)
Comments	Mark Morford at SFGATE steered me to you. You seem to have a normal life and maybe make a living from that. Pretty good trick

Guest 4,209 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 4:59pm

Name	Tony Sax
My URL	http://www.binglybongly.net
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	I like what you do and the way that you do it. By the way, where you born near Derby (aka the centre of the universe)?

Guest 4,208 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 4:26pm

Name	Yavi Ganeshamohan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Deepest Darkest Ely
Comments	I promised myself I wouldn't misspell a thing. The link between my brain and my fingers, however, remains fragile. Excellent site, but perhaps slightly disturbing in that you've laid your life bare there. Maybe it's because you have nothing to be embarassed about and you utterly lack hypocrisy. The only possible alternative is that you perversely enjoy being pelted with comments and e-mail by fools. Surely not.

Guest 4,207 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 1:19pm

Name	Andrew Marshall
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Your site was quoted on a National Radio Station. The Edge. I thought I had problems

Guest 4,206 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 1:09pm

Name	Andrew Marshall
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Your site was quoted on a National Radio Station. The Edge. I thought I had problems

Guest 4,205 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 12:50pm

Name	jonathan templeman
My page	www.britishrally.co.uk
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	portsmouth
Comments	briliant and funny

Guest 4,204 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 11:28am

Name	Charley
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I have certainly learned a few things! Excellent page, hed me laughing the whole time!

Guest 4,203 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 9:37am

Name	Lisa
My page	The Book Brothel
My URL	http://bookbrothel.diaryland.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Canada
Comments	My mother had another, more closely related daughter than me, and her name was Margret. I believe every single word. What a giggle.

Guest 4,202 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 3:48am

Name	tanz
Led here by	Magic
Location	NZ
Comments	dude wacky n far out :) just gos to show how odd love can be :)

Guest 4,201 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 3:43am

Name	Damian
My page	Xeque
My URL	http://www.xeque.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Amiga Power lives. Well, sort of.

Guest 4,200 signed in on Tuesday, August 19th at 1:36am

Name	Tosh
My URL	http://www.gazNjamie.com
Led here by	Magic
Comments	G & J - slacking off I see, if you get the room, I'll supply the: flowers, bubbly and candles...

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