Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,100 to 4,199)

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Guest 4,199 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 11:13pm

Name	Amy
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	yeah i am 15 and i love your site i have nothing better to do and i love to laugh and i found you site and well i love it. bye.

Guest 4,198 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 7:48pm

Name	Braettie
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	My husband and I love your site. Your girlfiriend is lovely (aside from the full moon) and very cool. Sorry about all the other americans and their pop psychology.(As you can see, I live in Chicago, home of Oprah and her militant army of hens rushing down to the bookstore to snap up whatever tripe she tosses at them. If she recommended Justine by the Marquis De Sade as a heroic tale of a young girl's struggle against male dominance, they'd be down at the store at the crack of dawn, banging on the damn window, trying to get at it. Oops, sorry, rant.) Every relationship has its own dynamic, and there's nothing wrong with yours.

Guest 4,197 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 5:09pm

Name	Julian Morgan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Middx, UK
Comments	Absolutely hilarious, thoroughly enjoyable reading, (and yes, it was while I was at work!)

Guest 4,196 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 1:48pm

Name	Corey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Over there! No! Over there! (actually, Chicago)
Comments	Love the site. I'm a regular now. Anyone who says you two should break up knows nothing about how relationships work.

Guest 4,195 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 12:35pm

Name	Kat
Led here by	Web page
Comments	FANTASTIC! Certainly kept me entertained, when work, er wasn't.

Guest 4,194 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 11:58am

Name	Emily
Led here by	Barry
Location	America. Somewhere in the middle. You don't care.
Comments	After reading your page I've decided that I would very much like to bear your children. So, in the event that you and Margret are on the outs please give me a call. This all pivots around the two of us coming to a compromise about extraneous letter usage, of course.

Guest 4,193 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 11:20am

Name	SILVERBUG
My page	SILVERBUG
My URL	http://listen.to/silverbug
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sthlm, Sweden
Comments	Your girl is f**king nuts! Check out a cool rockband instead of listening to the crazy chick!

Guest 4,192 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 11:15am

Name	Warge
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Good gracious, I wish I had a relationship as yours - mind if I tag along you two? And I'm Swedish, so if Margret do the humour, I can do the cooking...

Guest 4,191 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 1:33am

Sarah of Alaska sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,190 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 1:32am

Name	Sarah
My page	Sarah's tyte syte
My URL	http://www.expage.com/colonychic
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Alaska
Comments	I like the site. Funny but looooooong. Are you two still together? Haha.

Guest 4,189 signed in on Monday, August 18th at 1:04am

Name	Brian
My page	SOS
My URL	http://briant.sdf-eu.org
Led here by	Magic
Location	UK, Norfolk
Comments	Hehe, nice site. Very enjoyable!! You have the style of humor/writing/whatever that I really admire. =) Keep up the good work.

Guest 4,188 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 7:19pm

Name	Daniel
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	US
Comments	Nice site. I have become aregular at your site and I think it is very good. Hey is that a pie!?

Guest 4,187 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 6:58pm

Name	Craig
My page	Neopets
My URL	http://neopets.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Zealand
Comments	If you get inot so many arguements and stuff why don't you just break up with her?? I like the web page anyway! :)

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Guest 4,184 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 10:25am

Name	Jayde
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	west australia
Comments	Ok so i didnt find dis page 4rm a stranger, its on the hot hits. lol. bet u neva knew it waz there!!! if n e 1 wants contact wiv me mi email iz (an address) ur all welcome 2 e-mail me if ya want. c yas all lata jayde mate i dont wanna read da FAQs coz i didnt ask u n e thing so get fuked

Guest 4,183 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 9:15am

Name	Forrest
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US - Boise, Idaho
Comments	ROFLMAO - Mil, great stuff man! Thank you for confirming that regardless of where you live in the world, women are as a general rule, crazy. Truth be told, I hope to find a relationship with even half the antics and roller coaster rides that you share with us. More would make for more fun, but I'm not sure I could take it all in stride as well as you do. Please keep the wonderful tales coming as it helps some of us out here maintain our sanity knowing we're not the only blokes one strap away from a straight jacket.

Guest 4,182 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 6:54am

Name	BabyBoy
My page	The Cradle of All Creation
My URL	http://www.theallcradle.com
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I love this site. Now I don't feel so bad about some of the discussions my girl and I have. baby boy

Guest 4,181 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 5:08am

Name	Cris Frazer
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	California (but not all that wacky)
Comments	Great page. Kept me entertained for days (yes, under my employers time) I'm quite sure that most people in relationships can relate to the relationship between you and your girlfriend, as my wife and I have a very similar relationship. People see us argue about little things that mean nothing, such as "you're not going to wear black shoes with brown pants ARE YOU???" And, like you, I'm often asked why my wife and I stay together with our many disagreements. It's simple, we're both utterly insane.

Guest 4,180 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 4:39am

Name	Denise
Led here by	Web page
Location	Calgary, AB
Comments	Its nice to know I'm not the only one. It all seems so familiar.

Guest 4,179 signed in on Sunday, August 17th at 3:48am

Name	Liz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Columbus, Ohio USA
Comments	Just wanted to pop in to let you know I bought your book and am almost finished with it and I LOVE it. Hilarious, touching, hilarious. I first read your writing upon following a link to this page a few years back and was so excited to find the book at my local booksellers. Cheers! I hope you are able to adapt it to a movie - would be a refreshing flick :)

Guest 4,178 signed in on Saturday, August 16th at 10:47pm

Name	Noelle
My URL	http://geocities.com/johnnoellefaulkner
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Texas, USA
Comments	This site is great! I wish I had discovered it sooner! I need to share it with my husband. Keep it up! :)

Guest 4,177 signed in on Saturday, August 16th at 12:39pm

Name	sean
Led here by	Barry
Location	france
Comments	i just wanted to note that the mixed thirst/hunger metaphor which introduces the faq page would not have gone unnoticed. you did well to bring attention to it yourself.

Guest 4,176 signed in on Saturday, August 16th at 7:46am

Name	ann
My page	angelhood
Led here by	Magic
Location	magial power station
Comments	im a new friend i think David needs help because he didnt know how to help his girlfriend to get along well with him, and just complain about his girlfriend's fault.that is not sensible ,so he is not a really sensitive guy

Guest 4,175 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 11:38pm

Name	Tim
My page	nope
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	the middle of the "bible belt" --- YIKES
Comments	Jeepers! I like reading posts from people like David, it makes me feel so....sane! And since this IS Mr. Millington's guestbook, a word about the author: If I were stranded on a desert island with an internet connection(it could happen), but I could only access two websites, this one would be one of them (the other, OBVIOUSLY, would be porn).

Guest 4,174 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 9:29pm

Name	Um, nah
Led here by	Magic
Location	London
Comments	Mil you are phenomenal. Keep up the good work!! David...whoever you are....relax buddy. She's gone. It's over. And I agree with Ineke...honey, I think you're missing what's actually goin on in this website. Mil loves Margaret, she just drives him crazy because she's a woman. She doesn't appear to be a crazy pyscho like your, uh, cow.

Guest 4,173 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 8:25pm

Name	Cha
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Philadelphia
Comments	Thank you for a highly entertaining read. Gave my fellow workers and I a great laugh. Very witty, very smart. Keep on laughing and enjoying the insanity of it all... I know I will.

Guest 4,172 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 4:12pm

sam sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,171 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 3:15pm

Name	Ineke..yes yes.....me again
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	David, may I suggest some therapy?? It seems it is impossible for you to let this go, or look at things from a more distanced perspective. You might notice that Mil is still together with Margaret...and still love her. Now this can mean several things: 1. Margaret is nicer then your ex 2. Mil is stronger then you are 3. You completely missed the gest of this website. I am thinking that it is all of the above.

Guest 4,170 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 1:32pm

Name	David Hicks
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London, UK
Comments	Well, what can I say? After being married to a complete cow for 13 months (we are now separated) and experiencing nearly all of what mil writes about, I think I may write a book on it. 'B' as we shall call 'her', used to insisit that I sit there and watch Eastenders and Coronation Street with her in silence. She would also try to deny me the chance of seeing any friends I may still have, and yet still say 'we always go out with MY friends'. They hated her. If I ever went to the gym, she would always say: "why do you go to the gym?", hmm... tricky one that, as there were probably a variety of reasons. I would also never be allowed to watch football in the house (my house and my tv) unless she was going out, so we used to look at the games coming up and she would make arrangements to go out or i would have to watch the game elsewhere. She would also always have to eat before eastenders (7.30pm) and have done all the washing up so she wouldn't miss any, and also sit there with wet nail polish while the show was on. Therefore leaving me to either wash up in absolute silence (got quite good at that) or sit there and 'endure' the show. This happened every day, every week for 13 months. No wonder it ended. And she had the cheek to leave me. Another thing she used to do was whenever we went to a bar where any of my friends were at, if i ever spoke to any of them for a few minutes or more, she would run out of the bar or give me such grief afterwards, as she hated them so much. And I out up with this CRAP for all that time. Another strange thing: phone calls: If i ever spent longer than 5 seconds on the phone she would start complaining and winding me up during the call and generally make a fuss about her mum calling, but then when she sat on the phone on friday nights for 2 hours talking Bllcks to her mum and auntie (lets face it she had no friends) i had to sit there in silence, or do the washing up in silence, or go to the gym or see friends and get grief for that later on. One time when we were at simutaneous hen and stag parties for our friends who were getting married, we said to each other we'd be home around 2.00am. I get home at 2.35am, after a long taxi cab ride home, and received the loudest and most ridiculous ear bashing i have ever heard. Why? Because I didn't ring to say i'd be late. This happened on many occasions. Anyway. If you want more there's more. She was nuts and I'm glad I'm rid of her.

Guest 4,169 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 11:20am

Name	Claire Jameson
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ireland
Comments	I too have an irrational dislike for Andie McDowell but thouroughly enjoy this page!! very amusing.

Guest 4,168 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 10:35am

Name	Bianca
Led here by	Magic
Location	Australia
Comments	Hey! Must say your site has given me hours of unexplainable humour that nobody else can quite comprehend...So I just forwarded your site onto them. haha. I dont think I've laughed so hard in my life reading some of your stuff. Quite hilarious. Great work!

Guest 4,167 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 7:44am

Name	Mark
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canada
Comments	Always get a big laugh out of your anecdotes. There's no humor like British humor...

Guest 4,166 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 5:29am

Name	Sara
Led here by	Magic
Location	Indiana
Comments	i've been reading this page forever and i've signed this before but i just wanted to say thank you! i have to move into my moms tomorrow im 15 and i've been depressed all day but when i read your last couple updates it made me smile and i am no longer crying:) thank you! ur the best

Guest 4,165 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 4:58am

Name	Cat
My page	www.ilovebacon.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kentucky
Comments	Have to say that TMGAIHAA is great!! It has made my night(Yes, a slow night). I can't believe I just spent 2 hours reading the thing!! Tomm, I am off to some horrid nation-wide-killing-the-local-mom-and-pop-because-it's-just-cheaper chain bookstore to pick up the book. Keep it up! And by the way, I nearly wet my pants with delight to see you with a Mullet cut in your younger pics.

Guest 4,164 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 4:37am

Name	Antony
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Mate, I can totaly relate to everything you have said. Can't live with them and can't live without them

Guest 4,163 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 3:59am

Name	Antony
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Mate, I can totaly relate to everything you have said. Can't live with them and can't live without them

Guest 4,162 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 2:58am

Name	Tina
My page	RudeHouse Studio
My URL	http://www.rudehouse.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	Love, love, LOVE the site! Am checking back often and was pleased to finally get my first Mailing List Mail. (I suddenly feel so initiated!) Come to the States, Mil! Your American fans will take you out for beer and pizza. (proper Chicago-style stuffed pizza!)

Guest 4,161 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 2:57am

Name	Tina
My page	RudeHouse Studio
My URL	http://www.rudehouse.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	Love, love, LOVE the site! Am checking back often and was pleased to finally get my first Mailing List Mail. (I suddenly feel so initiated!) Come to the States, Mil! Your American fans will take you out for beer and pizza. (proper Chicago-style stuffed pizza!)

Guest 4,160 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 1:40am

Name	Anna Kristín Hannesdóttir
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Reykjavík, Iceland
Comments	Am new to the wonders of the internet, glad that I found you (your page). Might check in on you later if I can find you again. Or I might also just stumble across some other good writers and forget all about you? Goodbye for now...

Guest 4,159 signed in on Friday, August 15th at 12:13am

Name	Elanor
Led here by	Magic
Location	Gloucester, England.
Comments	I read your book. Just wanted you know thats all. And it was good. Very funny. I paid for it and everything! Oh and i do find you un nervingly attractive by the way. Very.

Guest 4,158 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 11:58pm

Name	Elanor
Led here by	Magic
Location	Gloucester, England.
Comments	I read your book. Just wanted you know thats all. And it was good. Very funny. I paid for it and everything! Oh and i do find you un nervingly attractive by the way. Very.

Guest 4,157 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 6:16pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Gaz, you continue to amaze me.

Guest 4,156 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 6:16pm

Name	Gaz
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Yikes! Gay Bar isn't working! I can't apologise enough.

Guest 4,155 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 6:14pm

Name	Gaz
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Dubya and Tone sing Endless love at: http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/bushmultimedia/v/blendlesslove.htm and I can also recommend their heartfelt rendition of Electric Six's Gay Bar at www.gaybetamax.co.uk This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Guest 4,154 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 4:47pm

Name	tom w
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Bringing Margaret to the West of Ireland? What have we done to deserve this? She will force us all to clear up all the litter, get out of bed before noon and even close the pubs at the official closing time. The mind boggleth.

Guest 4,153 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 4:26pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Gaz, Yeah, Im with you....it is a bit alarming that I find him attractive, but somehow... Anyway, if you've got a few minutes and haven't seen it yet, do a google search for George and Tony singing the song "Endless Love" to each other. If you find it, download it no matter how long it takes. Besides Mil of course, it is the funniest thing I've come across on the internet.

Guest 4,152 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 4:17pm

Name	the last baron
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Vermont, USA
Comments	Margret is VERY German as am I. I understand her sentiments completely. But I also enjoy and understand yours. You need to spend more time in bed with each other and less time on the sofa or driving...

Guest 4,151 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 1:29pm

Name	Michele M.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania
Comments	hmpf!

Guest 4,150 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 12:50pm

Name	Ineke
Led here by	Search engine
Location	the child of London and Reading, capital of teenpregnancies..wonderfull Bracknell
Comments	Hah, I did not vote for Blair. To be fair, I did move to the UK, and I guess I should therefor except repsonsibility for living in a country with a Moron in Chief, but the Dutch government is even worse. Then again, we have a government again. Tis true, The Netherlands did not have a government for a year. And guess what...it survived!!! Let;s just do away with governments. Life will be so much better.

Guest 4,149 signed in on Thursday, August 14th at 4:02am

Name	Jim
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wilmington, Delaware
Comments	Margret is beautiful, and you are a gifted writer. What a combination.

Guest 4,148 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 9:42pm

Name	Gaz
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Jamie, Go right ahead and crticise Balir all you want. Actually, we should be far more embarrassed as we voted for him, whereas you (I am of course assuming that you are not a Supreme Court Justice or Rupert Murdoch) are in no way responsible for your moron-in-chief. How Blair thinks is this: it's going to happen anyway, so I may as well get on the winning side. I assume that, as a child, he would never have dreamt of stamping on another kid's head, but if five or six other boys already were, well, he's getting head-stamped one way or the other, right, so why be thought a wuss? Better just he suffers than me and him. I am slightly disturbed by your attraction to Tone, but I must admit that it is something I have heard expressed before. Perhaps that's how he gets away with it.

Guest 4,147 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 7:31pm

Name	Jacki
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New York, NY
Comments	I'm still waiting for you to make my dreams come true and visit America. You don't even have to visit all of it. Just come to New York and visit my roommates and me. We can make fun of everyone.

Guest 4,146 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 5:21pm

Name	Matthew Jupp
Led here by	Search engine
Location	At my desk. On my employers time
Comments	Why would anyone, anyone at all, think that cutting kiwi fruit long-ways is the right way to do it? Great site, really enjoyed it.

Guest 4,145 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 4:29pm

Name	Janelle
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Same desk, different day
Comments	Ah well, I'm glad somebody else thinks Tony Blair is attractive, I was starting to think I was weird. Much as I loathe him there's something about those steely blue eyes and cheekbones that 6 years of pisspoor premiership hasn't quite eroded yet. I note a complete failure by Nick to call for an invasion sorry 'liberation' of all other oppressed peoples of the world. I guess we can mark you down as for the murder of the Saudis/North Koreans/Chinese/Iranians/Texans etc etc for which I am sure they too are all very grateful. Mil have you ever thought of starting a messageboard?

Guest 4,144 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 4:24pm

Name	Dave Z.
My page	1172
My URL	http://www.eleventy72.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Diego,CA USA
Comments	This is the funniest fucking site on the entire fucking internet...well, almost. But I was rolling around on the floor of my avionics shop when I read this. I wish I could say I related though. You see, my girl lives in pittsburgh. and if you're not familiar with the geography of the US, it's about 3300 miles away from san diego. So needless to say, we don't argue much. Anyway, my abs are now ripped from the hysterical laughter. Thankyou.

Guest 4,143 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 4:12pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	NJ
Comments	Gaz...I have to comment on your ventriloquist dummy remark. While laughing my head off about it, the old adage "people in glass houses..." did pop into my head. Many of the British commentators on this site seem very smug in their supposed superiority over Americans and several of have pointed out the Iraq nonsense as proof. Yet is seems to me your own dummy is quite happy having a loving and committed relationship to ours!! Remember who the ONLY other country was to actively participate in Iraq and send troops and all that. Now for the love of God, I'm not trying to start a fight, I'm just commenting!!!! So everyone who is poised to write evil things to/about me in rampant defense of Tony Blair, relax. I think he's fine and actually quite attractive.

Guest 4,142 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 3:57pm

Name	Lee Jones
My page	www.theblunts.com
My URL	http://www.theblunts.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	West Midlands, UK
Comments	This is funny funny stuff. Have you ever been approached to turn it into a film? (if that twat Ian Curtis comes anywhere near it tell him to fuck off). I bet every nobhead who comes on here tells you a story about him and is girlfriend so why shouldnt i be an exception? last night me and my girlfriend Vicki were watching Angel, and there was this woman with electricity powers ( i wont go into geeky detail ). Admittedly she was incredibly foxy and wore a tight rubber outfit, but that doesnt excuse Vickis accussation of "youre looking at her arent you?". "No, Im watching the Tv by sense of smell" is what i wanted to say, but i didnt think of that til 2 hours later when i was in bed. Cheers for giving me at least one day of enjoyable employment. Lee J.

Guest 4,141 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 2:43pm

Name	Kate Burgarth
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hamburg, Germany
Comments	Just finished the book, loved it -thank you so much for making me laugh. Am English and married to a German - it's all so true. The bit about the Germans' "sense" of tact is stuck to the fridge and makes me smile every morning - when's the 2nd book out?

Guest 4,140 signed in on Wednesday, August 13th at 2:16pm

Name	Ineke
My page	dunno
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Good ol england, with my heart in The Netherlands.
Comments	Ah, Mil, so I guess we can mark you down as FOR the murder of Iraqi people by their dictator. I am sure they appreciate that. And and...dare I look at country?? I do..almost..YES...score!!! He is American!! Mil don't you know by now that ANY criticism towards America marks you down as Anti-American. Pro Hussein and Pro dictatorship. Hell, if you bhave lived in 1940 you would have been a SS-er for sure!! Sigh, I honestly love Americans, even have some American Friends. But you have to got to admit guys, America has more idiots then alot of other countries in the world. Percentage wise. I think it has to do with being stuck on an Island. ALot of inbreeding. That is how it went wrong here in the UK aswell, luckily they have the Royals for the inbreeding though. Get a Monarchy!!!

Guest 4,139 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 11:13pm

Name	Gaz Dunion
Led here by	Barry
Location	Only 96 hours from Weymouth
Comments	Andy, please, Clearly it's Mil.

Guest 4,138 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 10:53pm

Johnnie Woolfolk of Missouri sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,137 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 9:33pm

Name	Andy
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Worthing, Sussex
Comments	My wife got your book, and after I'd hurled it across the bedroom because it was gone midnight and I had to be up at 6 and she wouldn't stop reading it and turn the bloody light out, she advised me that there was a web site. That was just after she had assaulted me and made me get the book back. Anyway, later at work I remembered and went on line. Who's more cracked? You or the missus? Andy.

Guest 4,136 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 3:22pm

Name	Rufus
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	haha this is brilliant, just brilliant!

Guest 4,135 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 2:55pm

Name	Anthony
Led here by	Barry
Location	Manchester, good ol' Blighty
Comments	Well, not Barry, think it was JoJo (a yank), a resident on the www.tuckermax.com site. Anyway, I digress..... .....Pure genius! Applause and Kudos. A whole morning (and a little afternoon ) of work wasted reading your site, (only stopping to cover up the fact that I am actual surfing instead of working by doing very very little work), thank you.

Guest 4,134 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 2:24pm

Name	Hugh
My page	Stupid Jokes Strung Together Very Loosely
My URL	http://tinyhorsey.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Comments	RE: My world. That's the most violently hued t-shirt I've ever seen. And now I'm blind. Chiars! Hugh

Guest 4,133 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 1:40pm

Melody of Lincs sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,132 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 9:34am

Name	Kath
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sacramento, California
Comments	Actually, I got an e-mail from my partner, but he's not an idiot, so I couldn't pick the partner option. It wouldn't be fair. Just wanted to say I finally read the whole d*mn page and I love it. I was actually having trouble catching my breath I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing your talents. I feel I must confess to being a Native Californian, but I'm literate and like all the words. :-)

Guest 4,131 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 5:59am

Name	Antidisestablishmentarian
My URL	http://skullsdungeon.greatnow.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	very funny. keep it up

Guest 4,130 signed in on Tuesday, August 12th at 4:30am

Name	Jill
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Michigan
Comments	Mil...have a fantastic time in Ireland. Go to Galway. When you're there, go to Inishmore (one of the Aran islands). Find the little shop in the center of the island where a woman sells little stone carvings and whatnot, next to the sweater shop and the small soup cafe. Get to know her, she's delightful. Best part of my trip to Ireland last November. Also, avoid getting too close to the cliffs of Aran. They get a little slick. Hope your trip is wonderful, Jill

Guest 4,129 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 11:52pm

Name	Gail
Led here by	Magic
Location	Chicago, Illinois, USA
Comments	BTW, did you know that in American slang, twat means vulva? I don't mind being called a twat, but I object to your attempt to elevate that other gender to our level.

Guest 4,128 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 11:44pm

Name	Gail
Led here by	Web page
Location	Chicago, Illinois, USA
Comments	I just read your FAQ for Americans, and I want you to know that we love you, too. Really. Your desire to parade your personal life in front of millions of viewers really strikes a chord with us. We may not have invented reality tv (I believe that was a Brit invention) but we've really taken the concept and run with it. We can't wait for you to come and kiss each and every one of us. Really. BTW, if you noticed a big surge in your traffic lately, it may be because you were the 'Site of the Day' for Langa.com.

Guest 4,127 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 10:21pm

Name	Gar
Led here by	Web page
Location	the land of crack and whores
Comments	God, this page is funny! I love it! Wasted over an hour of work time reading it. Thanks, Mil!

Guest 4,126 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 5:47pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	Johan. Poor, misguided Johan. What makes you think she wasn't faking it?

Guest 4,125 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 1:43pm

Name	Nick
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	Ah, Mil, so I guess we can mark you down as FOR the murder of Iraqi people by their dictator. I am sure they appreciate that.

Guest 4,124 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 9:07am

Name	JOhan
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Haha I had a great laugh about these silly fights. Me and my girlfriend argues about nothing, take today for an example; She needed a 15 min break befor going to work. We lay there in bed, things started to get wild.After like the oragasm of her life she nagged about me stealing time from her rest. How do women think?=)

Guest 4,123 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 6:17am

Name	Ian
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I've just spent the last three days, for about two hours a night(I might be a slow reader, but oh well), going through the TMGAIHAA, and I have to say I am quite impressed with the love you and Margaret share. It reminds me of me and my dutch girlfriend (except to an exponential of some number only found in theorhetical mathematics), in that you can push each other's buttons so accurately. So congratulations, and I wish you decades of hapiness. Ian Hudson, Florida P.S. Thank you for understanding that, for some reason, the rest of the world only interacts with the 1f the U.S. that represents the worst in us. I wonder if thats true for other countries (except of course, France, which sucks entirely). Oh, and not everyone in my state is incapable of holding an election, it was just one county, the average age of which must have been 112.

Guest 4,122 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 2:12am

Name	Dan
My page	fgsfgssf
My URL	http://www.pbase.com/danyal
Led here by	Web page
Location	http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/swf/tribute.html?
Comments	An interesting page. I wonder if I'll fight with my girlfriend if I ever have one. Later ~_* Oh well. I guess I'm stupid then.

Guest 4,121 signed in on Monday, August 11th at 12:16am

Name	Rik Norfolk
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	North WestEngland
Comments	Required option not available. Found site by mistake but no regrets. Will have serious argument with my wife shortly - she wants to know what I have been chortling about. N.B. What is a seriously intelligent bloke like you doing associating with 'The Guardian'?

Guest 4,120 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 11pm

Name	Wells Lange
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Denver, Colorado USA
Comments	Truly entertaining! Provided some really first rate laughs.

Guest 4,119 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 12:53pm

Name	David M. Gaskin
My URL	http://www.gaskin.de
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Berlin
Comments	I should write something that. I have far more varity in that: I am English but also of Irish descent, and christian My wife (Regina) is Brazilian (and Jewish) My Eldest daughter in Israeli (she is now almost 32) My youngest daughter was born in Berlin Germany We don't just have 2 languages to be misunderstood but a beautiful collection of English Portugeese (but the Brazilian dialect) Hebrew German

Guest 4,118 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 12:36pm

Name	Amy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	australia
Comments	lol not really, it was broadcasted on 104.7 Australian radio station. Anyway, you 2 sound like my parents.. my mum is german, and my dad australian.. sad thing is lol i think i'm taking after the german side hehe cos i have noticed i have 99n common with margret =) hehe only i like the net, so who knows.. thats probs the aussie in me

Guest 4,117 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 12:26pm

Name	Amy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	australia
Comments	lol not really, it was broadcasted on 104.7 Australian radio station. Anyway, you 2 sound like my parents.. my mum is german, and my dad australian.. sad thing is lol i think i'm taking after the german side hehe cos i have noticed i have 99n common with margret =) hehe only i like the net, so who knows.. thats probs the aussie in me

Guest 4,116 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 3:19am

Name	Katherine Soderberg
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Minneapolis, MN USA
Comments	Mil - you rock! Whenever I need a laugh, I check back here for updates! Please don't ever leave Margret - nothing else could ever be this entertaining! And not all Americans are.....well, you know what I'm thinking here. Keep the nerve! P.S. I'm NOT a twat!

Guest 4,115 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 3:09am

Name	Katherine Soderberg
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Minneapolis, MN USA
Comments	Mil - you rock! Whenever I need a laugh, I check back here for updates! Please don't ever leave Margret - nothing else could ever be this entertaining! And not all Americans are.....well, you know what I'm thinking here. Keep the nerve!

Guest 4,114 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 3:08am

Name	Bri
Led here by	Search engine
Location	some little in hick town,Minnesota,USA
Comments	This page is hilarious! Even when I am down and don't think I'll ever be happy again this page makes me laugh uncontrolably and make people stare at me like I am crazy. THANKS!

Guest 4,113 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 2:25am

Name	Gaz
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Alright, I'm tired of being an object of American hate now. After all, isn't that what God gave you Muslims for? The truth is, I love you guys. I love everybody (except, for obvious reasons, Big Brovaz), and one or more of your number not knowing where Jordan is just isn't enogh to put me off. Besides, Tina Kim and I have worked out our differences. I have agreed to write rave reviews, she has agreed not to take out a restraining order, so that's nice. So big love to ya, USA! I know it's not your fault you've got a ventriloquist's dummy for a head of state, I'm just to weak sometimes to avoid making cheap jokes. If only I could afford the expensive ones. Come visit me anytime; just call ahead first as I only have one spare bed and there's a chance, distasteful though it is to consider, that Mil may be in it.

Guest 4,112 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 1:42am

Name	Trina
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Florida
Comments	I accidently stumbled onto this web site a few months ago, and being American I sat and read the whole sight in two hours while laughing uncontrolably. . .The book was just as good and I have had to share it with everyone I know. I'm not much into reality tv, but reality internet, I think Mil, you're up to something. Drop by anytime!!!

Guest 4,111 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 1:23am

Name	jessica
My page	t1msn
My URL	http://www.msn.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	cancun, mexico
Comments	Visist Cancun. By the way... I really like your page.

Guest 4,110 signed in on Sunday, August 10th at 12:17am

Name	Laura
Led here by	Web page
Location	California Bay Area
Comments	Gaz, Actually, I was descendent from the rebels, and I have the documentation to prove it ;). Anyhoo, Mil, the page is fantastic, along with everything else British I love (I'm an Anglophile, pretty much) this page just tops it. You and your girlfriend aren't afriad to argue and give your true opinions which I am totally jealous of, if only we can all be as lucky as you.

Guest 4,109 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 11:37pm

chrisjay sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,108 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 11:18pm

chrisjay sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,107 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 10:16pm

Name	Zack
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Cincinnati, Ohio
Comments	Dearest Mil, Do you ever get tired of people using your guestbook like it was an opinion board post on SadlyThisIsHowIspendMyTime.com? Or do you just get sick of other people who aren't really funny trying to match wits with you on your own page? Or maybe passive aggressive people piss you off-- ow. you hit me. At any rate, the site is, to quote several american film critics at once: non-stop hilarity. I'd say some more lovely things about you, but i don't want to have to call into question my heterosexuality yet again. Oh, and if ever you find your self in ohio, walk briskly away.

Guest 4,106 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 9:11pm

Name	Phoenix
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	Also, I'm not sure how that double post got there...I very clearly hit submit once. Oh well, the boon of technology.

Guest 4,105 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 9:09pm

Name	Phoenix
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	I just wanted to say that, as a somewhat well-read and competent writer, your style of storytelling is just delightful. I guess I could compliment you on all your unique and vivid metaphors, your simple yet smart story description, or your ability to consistently recapture the same basic premise that necessarily presents itself again and again throughout the page. But I'll just keep it short and say that I love reading what you write. -Phoenix

Guest 4,104 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 8:54pm

Name	Phoenix
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	I just wanted to say that, as a somewhat well-read and competent writer, your style of storytelling is just delightful. I guess I could compliment you on all your unique and vivid metaphors, your simple yet smart story description, or your ability to consistently recapture the same basic premise that necessarily presents itself again and again throughout the page. But I'll just keep it short and say that I love reading what you write. -Phoenix

Guest 4,103 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 5:47pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Hmm, I suppose I should feel dumb because my last message is there 4 times, but since I only hit submit entry once, its not my fault!!

Guest 4,102 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 4:56pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New Jersey
Comments	Oh Gaz, what a wealth of information you are. However, in Kara's defense, I do feel compelled to insert a little correction in your reasoning. You'll recall that there was this funny little document called the Declaration of Independence right?? Written long before the war was won?? The British may not like to recognize it, but the colonists did in fact offically absolve their allegiance to England in that document and declare themselves a sovereign nation. Which would lead to the conclusion that the war won by the Continental army was won by American citizens my friend, not British.

Guest 4,101 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 4:53pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New Jersey
Comments	Oh Gaz, what a wealth of information you are. However, in Kara's defense, I do feel compelled to insert a little correction in your reasoning. You'll recall that there was this funny little document called the Declaration of Independence right?? Written long before the war was won?? The British may not like to recognize it, but the colonists did in fact offically absolve their allegiance to England in that document and declare themselves a sovereign nation. Which would lead to the conclusion that the war won by the Continental army was won by American citizens my friend, not British.

Guest 4,100 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 4:47pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New Jersey
Comments	Oh Gaz, what a wealth of information you are. However, in Kara's defense, I do feel compelled to insert a little correction in your reasoning. You'll recall that there was this funny little document called the Declaration of Independence right?? Written long before the war was won?? The British may not like to recognize it, but the colonists did in fact offically absolve their allegiance to England in that document and declare themselves a sovereign nation. Which would lead to the conclusion that the war won by the Continental army was won by American citizens my friend, not British.

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