Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 4,000 to 4,099)

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Guest 4,099 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 4:40pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New Jersey
Comments	Oh Gaz, what a wealth of information you are. However, in Kara's defense, I do feel compelled to insert a little correction in your reasoning. You'll recall that there was this funny little document called the Declaration of Independence right?? Written long before the war was won?? The British may not like to recognize it, but the colonists did in fact offically absolve their allegiance to England in that document and declare themselves a sovereign nation. Which would lead to the conclusion that the war won by the Continental army was won by American citizens my friend, not British.

Guest 4,098 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 3:13pm

Name	Lauren
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Funnily enough Sunny England!
Comments	Before I mention it,I apologize about this completely lame assed comment. But it's been annoying me. You cut a kiwi fruit along it's length,It's easier to scoop out and the juice dribbles out less. ahem

Guest 4,097 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 1:22pm

Name	Gaz
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Oh, and some other things: If my Allyson is actually getting married (we have to be on our guard here, as she is in a film about getting married, which might lead to some confusion), how difficult can it be to have her cad husband 'dealt with'? You'll notice that Mil translates Margret into early German as 'to be dangerously insane'. I would like to submit and alternative interpretation in Old French: M' (Me, or, as in this case, I) Argr (argue) Et (it). Spooky, really.

Guest 4,096 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 1:05pm

Name	Gaz
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Oh dear, Kara, did you think you could slip that one in without comment? The Continental Army won the war. An the Continental Army was comprised of citizens of ... anyone? anyone? ... that's right, Britain. Some Brits beat some other Brits. And isn't it funny how, even though the Colonies were just about evenly split at the time, every single American is now certain that they belong to the rebels? For all you know, your great-great-grandpappy might have been the finest NCO in the Essex Rifles. On the same note, of course, what makes you think that all the Brits you crow at would heve been loyal to the Crown in the circumstances? I doubt I would have been. Get over it. I have. Although I am Scottish; the English still seem pretty pissed off about the Malvinas, so maybe they lie awake at night cursing Paul Revere too.

Guest 4,095 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 5:29am

Name	Carl
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Maryland USA
Comments	I like you. I think you are a very funny guy... But I have the sad sad duty to inform you that Alyson Hannigan is getting married. It breaks me to pass on this information since I have a huge crush on her as well. I must say, I was told by my wife, who had an interesting evil grin on her face when she told me. Your girlfriend hasn't been to America lately has she? Fellow Alyson lover, Carl

Guest 4,094 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 2:30am

Name	Kara
Led here by	Magic
Location	New York
Comments	Why is it that Brits are often putting America down, yet they saturate themselves with American culture? Mil's page alone is littered with American references (no offense to him.) I had no idea you people were aware of the Cosby Show. We often hear about entertainers wanting "to make it big in America." We won the war. Either get over it or commiserate with the Southerners, who are also struggling with their humiliation.

Guest 4,093 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 2:18am

Name	Wayne Altman
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Brea, Ca
Comments	This page is brilliant, with the exception of the California comments. I suppose I can understand, as we have many wrong ideas about the English here as well. Good job with the site, it is very funny.

Guest 4,092 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 1:07am

Name	Jennie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Francisco Bay Area, California, USA
Comments	Just wanted to deter you from showing up at my house at any time and staying as long as you like because... I think I'm Margret's long-lost twin. Your page is terrific and funny, but only because I would do exactly what she does. Sorry about that!

Guest 4,091 signed in on Saturday, August 9th at 12:17am

Name	Gaz
Led here by	Barry
Location	Surfing, and yet not wet. Confused?
Comments	Man, I wish I had the energy to make some pedantic surfing/dry comment, but I really just can't be arsed. Oh, but a word of advice to all those who write any old slapdash nonsense and don't check their spelling: it's all fun and games until 'paedantic' slips out. Subedit before you submit!

Guest 4,090 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 9:15pm

Name	Diana
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	I just have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed this page. The humor and wit were a refreshing change from some of the more dry things I run across while surfing. So, thank you Mil for lightening my day, as this has been on HELL of a day. sigh

Guest 4,089 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 8:44pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Unimportant....you should relax. Chris, no need for such hostility. I was merely defending my position. As for the laughing....well, Id rather be American and laughed at than anything else.

Guest 4,088 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 8:43pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Unimportant....you should relax. Chris, no need for such hostility. I was merely defending my position. As for the laughing....well, Id rather be American and laughed at than anything else.

Guest 4,087 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 7:32pm

Name	Tom Carter
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Nearer than you think
Comments	Good afternoon, Sarah. My name is Tom Carter. There now follows A Message: In Moscow, April is a spring month. That is all. Gaz. Oh, shit, wait, no, I meant Tom. Avenge me, comrades.

Guest 4,086 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 5:54pm

Name	Tosh
Led here by	Search engine
Location	here
Comments	Gaz & Jamie - get a room!

Guest 4,085 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 5:42pm

Name	is unimportant (again)
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Thanks for that Jamie - See your still having trouble saying what you want to say in as little words as possible. There there .... They always bite, bless 'em.

Guest 4,084 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 5:32pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Magic
Location	That London
Comments	Jamie, that there's another difference between Americans and Brits. The Brits are capable of laughing at themselves. Then again I suppose the Americans have so many people laughing at them they don't need to do it themselves...

Guest 4,083 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 4:55pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Oh bite me. Having a lot to say is not verbocity. It is far different to say many things using as few words as possible, than saying very little and needing to use 50 words to do it. Foolish Brit. And anyway, I hardly find proclitivty to be pseudo intellectual. Its just a word dude. Nothing particularly "intellectual" about it for people who read.

Guest 4,082 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 4:44pm

Name	is unimportant
My page	is not yet created (or ever likely to be)
My URL	http:// as above
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK (er thousands of miles from the Middle East - for American Readers)
Comments	Cautionary Note: Just because Jamie from New Jersey (See below) uses psuedo intelligent words (proclivity) does not fool us - and for someone criticising verbocity you do go on (and on). Just fancied a poke at the Good 'ol US of A.... Well it is Friday!

Guest 4,081 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 3:29pm

Name	David
My page	Clicky Starter Quick fix Kit
My URL	http://home.austin.rr.com/samuraistarter/Clicky2.htm
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Austin TX.
Comments	What A gas to read. Had some time to kill.

Guest 4,080 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 2:17pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Thanks Gaz. Hugs and kisses to you too. Um, so now that the 2 millionth visitor is officially not me...Mil I have to ask. What the hell is a pot noodle?? I know you mentioned chicken and mushrooms at some point on your page, but I need a more thorough description if you're going to be popping in at some time!!

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Guest 4,078 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 1:51pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Tomato in pre-packed sandwiches. I have to agree that they are a bane of existence. I would mind even less if they were to list the accursed 'fruit' in the ingredients, but they never-bloody-do. Is it a plain chicken sandwich? Is it? It says that it is in bright, bold, gut pleasing English on the package. They may even mention a little mayonnaise, possibly seasoned, to offset the chicken and add a little piquancy, but they never, ever tell you about the evil little outcroppings of red horror that they have seen fit to hide within. And don't get me started about 'B.L.T.s'. 'B' and 'L' I can live with, although, to my mind, 'B' is entirely sufficient, but the 'T' can take a running jump. I'm with you Mil and, God willing, we will be able to stamp out the evil tide, although we should make sure to use old shoes, as I'm sure tomato would stain good leather.

Guest 4,077 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 12:49pm

Name	Marie
My URL	http://www.strugglingauthor.blogspot.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	at my desk
Comments	I always used to wonder why my boyfriend (now ex for some reason) would look at me with this look of astonished bafflement when I had done something completely reasonable and rational like spending half an hour eating my toast and then not letting him buy the paper because we were going to miss the bus, which by the way he used to complain about every morning, when he could just have easily have bought the paper while I was having my breakfast. I guess now I know. But you tell me why he used to say I reminded him of his flighty French trotting horse. That still makes no sense. I'm half French, by the way, but surely this is only coincidence.

Guest 4,076 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 9:08am

Name	Nick
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Oh, no! I've missed being the 2 millionth visitor. Bugger! that means that Mil will be coming round my house. I best get some pot noodles in for him. Seriously though Mil, you and Margret would be welcome round my gaff any time.

Guest 4,075 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 4:10am

Name	Jill
Led here by	Magic
Location	Michigan
Comments	Gaz, you are so delightfully direct in your intellectual dismissal of all Americans.

Guest 4,074 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 2:59am

Name	BRAD
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you are one poor man mate!!

Guest 4,073 signed in on Friday, August 8th at 2:47am

Name	poolrat
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	America
Comments	Where can you find girls like Margaret? She seems nice...

Guest 4,072 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 10:45pm

Name	Gaz
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Jamie, I meant all Americans except you. Hugs and kisses, Gaz

Guest 4,071 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 10:40pm

Name	Marco
My page	aint got one
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	UK
Comments	Get a fucking life!

Guest 4,070 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 9:42pm

Name	Tosh
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I'm hungry

Guest 4,069 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 8:48pm

Name	jessa
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Web page
Location	toronto
Comments	hey mil - i just have to say that i was just the 2 millionth visitor on your counter. and i'd like to collect. i have an idea for a prize. please email me.

Guest 4,068 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 7:41pm

Name	tickled pink
Led here by	Web page
Location	the globe
Comments	Others who are visiting this Guest Book, you are advised to go here: http://theweekly.co.uk/0402/millington_face/ and there: http://theweekly.co.uk/brain/letters_from_the_editor_archive/ (I know, I'm making it too easy for them.)

Guest 4,067 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 7:39pm

Name	Sarah
My page	Like u care
My URL	http://What?
Led here by	Barry
Location	Right Here
Comments	If there are any nice lads reading this write a message to me and call ur self tom carter

Guest 4,066 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 6:29pm

Name	someone, out "there"
My URL	http://home.pacbell.net/ariane-p/doggie1.html
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	A possibly brilliant idea just popped in my head. When you are needing a break from the script writing, what if you and Jonathan got together and recorded a bit of a conversation and had it available on your sites... could be about just whatever you fancy at the moment... add another dimension to your fans' enjoyment and might in fact be fun for the two of you as well. Just a thought...

Guest 4,065 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 4:20pm

Nancy of New York sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,064 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 4:11pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hmm...would that be considered the Middle East? I guess so, it is all nestled into Saudi Arabia. Oops, my bad!!

Guest 4,063 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 3:58pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	NJ
Comments	Incidentally, I am well aware that Jordan is NOT in the Middle East, but as we have this whole war thing going on in the Middle East, I thought I'd mention that as an example of a set of countries that Americans allegedly cannot identify!!

Guest 4,062 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 2:53pm

Name	Jamie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New Jersey
Comments	First of all, Gaz has a bad attitude. Not all Americans are illiterate morons who don't have a grasp of world geography or the capability of reading lengthy sentences. Most of us just don't particularly care to spout off the location of random Middle Eastern countries, nor do we have the odd proclivity that seems to plague the British of needing 25 words to say what could be said in 5. The English language is a beautiful thing, but Americans are a little too fast paced to spend a lot of time exploring intricate sentence structures. Ok, now with that said......my real reason for writing is this. Mil, your not ever coming to the U.S. to promote your book is a horrifying reality that has yet to fully sink in. When it does I'm sure I will have to be hauled from my desk when I collapse in a fit of sobbing hysteria. Besides the fact that I think you are a fabulous writer and possibly the wittiest person alive, I have to say the red hair is really cute! It is appalling to me that the most well written, humorous book I have come across in a long time is not being promoted in this country. Sigh...maybe Americans are a little more shady than I thought... Well, in any event, you should still come visit. I know of a very nice YMCA in the area....

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Guest 4,060 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 1:45am

Name	Gaz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Festival City, UK
Comments	You guys are American, right? Most of you, anyway. Have you ever heard of a comedian/enne named Tina Kim? Apparently she was on MTV's "Bunker Project" in 1999.* Just thought I'd ask as I went to see her show tonight. Not because I thought it'd be funny - she's a girl - but because I fancy her. Turns out, if you've got a ticket, it's not stalking. Who knew? Anyway, I didn't ask her out because American girls over 19 frighten me. So I'm writing to advise you all on how to be less intimidating. You see, in Britain, we do not 'date'. We 'go for a drink' or, as you Former Colonials say, we 'hang out'. Unlike you, we do this well beyond our teens, and the idea of having to a) think up some fun activity and b) pay for it, just to make the first tentative speculations in the direction of spending a night in a bed that smells of other than Lynx and biscuit crumbs, terrifies us.* Tina made it quit clear that she does not 'hang out'. So our relationship is doomed. Fortunately, as she likes Robbie Williams and is so American she hasn't the first badger-baiting idea where Jordan is (there are two answers, of course: on the river Jordan (duh) or in the middle of Britain's greatest concentration, at any given time,of Association Footballers), she is no great loss.**** Nevertheless, ladies of the New World, the lesson stands: if you want the ups of bad teeth and kebab consumption, you'll have to put up with the down of the Slug and Lettuce. I believe you will find our menfolk to be worth the sacrifice. Gaz * Note for Britons: MTV buried six people under Timnes Square at the end of 1999 so that, in the event of world collapse, a team would be ready to save MTV from the inferno. Thank God for that, eh? (c) The Weekly, 1812 * I bet you don't see sentences that long in the Colonies. Apart from at the Texas Department of Corrections, obviously. **** Yikes! That one was a monster, too!

Guest 4,059 signed in on Thursday, August 7th at 12:27am

Name	The man holding a kipper
Led here by	Web page
Location	Nottingham
Comments	It made me laugh. That's all. Keep it up.

Guest 4,058 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 11:14pm

Name	no
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	england
Comments	this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. seriously good work.

Guest 4,057 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 11pm

Name	oh bother
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	(small footsteps creeping with fingers pointed forward back towards the keyboard, floorboards creeking slightly): A beautiful old wood building houses an old time yacht club... their lower level head for those who are grimy from working on their boats has one of the best views of San Francisco Bay towards Sausalito, the Golden Gate Bridge, the City etc. Million dollar view from a crummy head.

Guest 4,056 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 10:47pm

Name	Let's see, I guess it's still Ari
Led here by	Barry
Comments	PPssSSS: Well, I guess I'm on a roll today with my "Remembrances of things past," all relating to: loos, WC's, heads, johns, etc.... My friends in France had it tough compared to most of us. One friend in Toulouse lived in a large apartment building that took up a block. It was an ancient building built around a courtyard. His 3rd fl. apt. did have running water... but there was no shower or bath in the whole complex, and there was just on toilet down on the bottom level. Another family I knew had an entire house as a dwelling, again with running water in the kitchen, but only had a small porta-potty for a bathroom. And that leads me to the time I was sitting on the pot in my apt. in Boston (close to Fenway Park) when the ceiling fell down on my head. Now, you may be able to fathom the affects that memories of lavoratories et al have had on me.

Guest 4,055 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 10:25pm

Name	me again, AKA Ari
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	land of shaky ground beneath our birkenstocks
Comments	PSS: Ah geeezzzzz, I almost forgot, another toilet encounter. As I mentioned last month, I was off to visit w/ the Mexican Navy. Well a week later it was the Japanese Navy, the tallship "Nippon Maru" was visiting our Port. Being a "volunteer," I had access to the ship and asked a female cadet if I could use the restroom. She did not speak English, but showed me that I was to turn a red knob counterclockwise to flush. I did so, but not much happened. So, I started pushing all the buttons and turning the knobs on the toilet itself. During this experimentation, I saw a little plastic piece jut out. It was a little bit dark and I didn't pay much attention to it. Suddenly the room felt warm, I thought it was just steam from the ship being released in the area. I gave up on my mission of a proper flush and opened the stall door. I looked down and found my left leg totally soaked. Apparently this toilet thought it was a bidet and sensed I was a Francophile and decided to have a go at me. I tried to indicate to the Japanese sailor that I needed a towel to dry off. First she brought me a small wet washcloth. I think she thought I'd had an accident. So then I mimicked drying myself off after a shower, and was able to get her to bring me a dry towel. When I was done with it, she seemed very reluctant to accept it back. I then had to walk down a gang-plank in front of a long queue of people waiting to visit the ship, with my wet leg. Ah, the joys of being a volunteer.

Guest 4,054 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 10:18pm

Name	Hal
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Pueblo, Colorado, USA
Comments	Holy Mother of God, man. You should warn a fellow before that 'Pam's Husband' stuff. I snorted Diet Coke out my nose and nearly ruined my favorite keyboard! Too funny!

Guest 4,053 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 9:40pm

Name	Ari
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	PS: Do you know a good place to seek out a decent copy of: "Jools Holland Meets Rock 'A' Boogie Billy" Thanks for any suggestions in advance!

Guest 4,052 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 9:36pm

Name	Ari
My URL	http://www.mastermariners.org
Led here by	Magic
Location	near the Pacific Ocean
Comments	OK, okay, I have a little free time again... did all your readers go on vacation between July 10th through Aug. 5th? Hmmmm, or possibly they all gathered at Stonehenge to celebrate The Milness with the first annual "Battle of One Thousand Squirt Guns." I actually witnessed a mini squirt-battle at a BBQ a week ago, but I digress. Just want you to know, that YES, I bought the book; that you are one of the most personable authors I know (only two others on that list); and that my brother lived in MN for eight years - so bring some mosquito repellent, and be aware that MN women are to Californians what German women are to Brits.

Guest 4,051 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 3:38pm

Name	Anders
My page	n/a
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	This is by far the best reading I've come across in years! =) But.. now my girlfriend knows what goes on in my head.... TwilightZone theme playing in the background Superb page, keep up the good work! =)

Guest 4,050 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 3:33pm

Name	Michael AKA White Rabbit
Led here by	Web page
Comments	This is the absoloute funniest site ive ever come across on the net, its like you 2 have argued about everything i ever have in all my relationships plus a hell of a lot more. Mil keep up the good work you got the best and funniest comebacks. I wish i had a relationship as entertaining as yours.

Guest 4,049 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 1:50pm

Name	Liz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA/PA
Comments	I LOVE your page! What a sense of humor you both have! I have not laughed so hard so early in the morning in a very long time.(started reading this @ 6am, and yes I'm at work) My hat is off to you both, if you can't see the funny side in any relationship you are in big trouble. Congrats on being together for 15 years, and my best wishes for another "interesting" 15 years. All the best to you both.

Guest 4,048 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 12:54pm

Name	Jonna
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	Oh my god! My stomach hurts from all the laughing, I'm not used to excercise :) You write so fantasticly funny and I just wanted you to know that you made me realize that I'm just like Margret (oh my poor boyfriend...) in lots of ways! You've made me understand what's going through my boyfriends when he looks at me in that strange way he does sometimes :))Thanks for a fantastic page!

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Guest 4,046 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 11:11am

Name	Kenneth
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Alaska
Comments	I think, perhaps, my wife Myriam, may give your Margaret a run for her money. I am a small town gringo from Alaska, married to a Mexican woman. I believe she is actually completely out of her mind which would explain how she ended up married to me. I've read about everything in your site, while at work of course, and the phrase, 'Myriam does that, too...' is just burnt into my head. That and 'what the hell was I thinking?'. Fantastic site. If your ever in Alaska and all that. Kenneth

Guest 4,045 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 11:03am

Name	Sara
Led here by	Magic
Location	Amurrica
Comments	Even though I'm an American AND a teenaged girl, I love your site and cackle with glee - loudly, in my school's computer lab - every time you update. I'm also just smart enough to have figured out the subtext - gasp! - which makes me go a little gushy and sentimental. Once my boyfriend told me our relationship reminds him of yours, and little shivers of joy went racing up and down my spine. Anyway, you're hilarious, and you and Margret are this 19 year old's romantic role models.

Guest 4,044 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 10:24am

Name	Jackie
Led here by	Web page
Location	portland, oregon
Comments	omg! i spent hours reading this and cracked up about mostly the shower and the plants!

Guest 4,043 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 9:47am

Name	Mats
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sweden
Comments	Well... having read all this information about your marriage I must say I think yours is probably one of the sanest and healthiest relationships I have heard of. You argue, you disagree, you fail to understand eachother but you accept the differences. Any comment in the line of "but why the h**l dont you just pack up and leave" shows a total lack of understanding the real thing.

Guest 4,042 signed in on Wednesday, August 6th at 4:11am

Name	Lisa Shepardson
My page	The Coffe Cauldron
My URL	http://forums.delphiforums.com/coffeecauldron
Led here by	Magic
Location	Minnesota, US
Comments	Mil, It is possible you are the most sarcastic bastard on the face of the planet. In my mind that makes you god-like. None of my American friends understands why I think you're so funny. I think they are all gits. My only complain is the mailing list. Why does it come out so infrequently? Or are you being sporadic and infrequent to keep us dangling in anticipation? Sarcastic AND cruel?? ;) Gods I love it.

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Guest 4,040 signed in on Tuesday, August 5th at 8:31pm

Name	Jane
Led here by	Web page
Location	Manchester (The real one, not the American one)
Comments	Margret is my new role model. Having read the entire site and the book, I am now working on laying my own traps to take my husband by surprise. It's harder than Margret makes it seem. She's a talented woman. Without doubt the funniest part of the book is the post shoulder injury shower scene. I have now replaced the rather pedestrian phrase "shut up and sod off!" with the much more expressive "Soap my breasts!". It kills every argument stone dead and since I got the last words in, I always win.

Guest 4,039 signed in on Tuesday, August 5th at 7:42pm

Name	Joseph - again
Led here by	Web page
Location	still here
Comments	yeah, yeah, mouthy Americans, but I didn't read the other people's comments before I put mine in and now I have to comment on Tieryn's response to Katrina's comment. Perhaps she meant "thanatology" which is the description or study of the phenomena of death and of psychological mechanisms for coping with them. This sounds much like marriage to me.

Guest 4,038 signed in on Tuesday, August 5th at 7:23pm

Name	Joseph
Led here by	Web page
Location	America (the little part betwixt Canada and Mexico)
Comments	I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Various solids were ejected from my nose. I know that, as an American, I probably have an atrophied sense of humor but I still managed to enjoy the site immensely.

Guest 4,037 signed in on Tuesday, August 5th at 1:32pm

Name	Nick
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	mim, A picture in the shower would never work. He could always hide behind the foliage. Mil, I would like thank you for allowing the publisher to "dumb down" the cover for the US version of your book. Heaven forbid we americans get caught looking at a book in which there are actual words and not just pictures.

Guest 4,036 signed in on Tuesday, August 5th at 3:36am

Name	mim
My page	Dark Autumn's Realm
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/mimian/
Led here by	Magic
Location	right behind you....
Comments	So That's why I have pictures of a sodden flaming red-haired chap in drippy clingy underwear...Yes, you are right, they didn't do anything to preserve your modesty. Why can't Margret just pounce on you when you are in the shower? You have no place to go and the $20 bar of "soap" made from scraping Zebra hooves would impair your reflexes, thus you would be unable to escape. Then she would have accomplished her mission and can go about making them into Christmas ornaments. I recounted the "tea with mussels" incident to my father. I really shouldn't have done it in a restaurant as he dissolved into paralyzing spasms of vociferous laughter. Poor man. I don't think he'll be able to look at mussels again. mim

Guest 4,035 signed in on Tuesday, August 5th at 1:28am

Name	Sheridan Taylor
Led here by	Magic
Location	somewhere in the wilds of Canada, send help for God's sake!
Comments	you are the funniest human on the planet

Guest 4,034 signed in on Tuesday, August 5th at 12:46am

Name	Bob Bruemmer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	plymouth New hampshire usa
Comments	Brilliant, I was transfixed!

Guest 4,033 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 11:49pm

Name	Phillip Ware
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Arkansas
Comments	Hilarious! One of the most amusing sites I've seen. Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 4,032 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 11:17pm

Name	Mary
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	US - Indiana
Comments	Isn't it about time to post a 2-Millionth visitor prize?

Guest 4,031 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 11:02pm

Name	Petter Eriksson
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You, sir, are an utter genius, thanks for giving me some great laughs. I adore your writing. I'm going to buy your book for sure and even though I'm Swedish I'll get the English version so as to assure that I don't miss anything in the translation.

Guest 4,030 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 9:50pm

Name	Elanor Grimes
Led here by	Barry
Location	Gloucester, England
Comments	This is possibly one of the funniest and most touching things i've ever read. EVER. Well done and thank you. Your cynical outlook is freshing and delighful. Margret, although sounding like a totaly loony, seems like a loverly girl twiches

Guest 4,029 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 9:18pm

Name	Wil
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wakefield, England
Comments	Pure gold! Thank you Mil!!

Guest 4,028 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 6:13pm

Name	Tieryn
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Perth, Australia
Comments	Usually I won't respond to other peoples comments, given they generally won't read them, but I found this one particularly amusing, so I hope you enjoy it to :P In response to Katrina, of 04/08/03, Firstly, the generalisation of all Americans about being obsessed with rituals, which wasn't really a generalisation, but was immediately follwed up with (I'm a teenager Yes I sound older), promotes some of the purest irony. Teenagers trying to act mature? Heaven forbid you'd fall into that cultural pit-trap with your 197 IQ. Secondly, according to www.dictionary.com, :: No entry found for tiranthopolgy. Did you mean drainplug? :: So given that marriage is a moral connection, a covenant, and a drainplug, I'd like to firmly congratulate Mil on not flooding his kitchen floor /you idiot/ and enjoying his life free from plumbing problems caused by troublesome marriages. Anyway, enough attacking/baiting/generally poking fun at Americans, a sport I assure you is also well renowned in Australia. Thanks for providing such a great read, I could have been doing so many more constructive things with my time, and I'd like to thank you for the opportunity not to do them. Enjoy life, Coman

Guest 4,027 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 3:23pm

Name	Jane
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	ATL
Comments	Get a new girlfrend. This girl sounds annoying.

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Guests 4,026 and 4,025 have been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 4,024 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 12:43pm

Name	John
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Reading
Comments	And did I get any sympathy for my headache? Did I buggery. I had walked all the way from home up to Royal Berks hospital. Through Royal Berks hospital. Around Royal Berks hospital. Through it again and then eventually to A&E. My legs were tired, I was hot and I had a wicked headache and yet she was the one that got all the sympathy and, most importantly, the drugs. There is no justice in this world.

Guest 4,023 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 12:36pm

Name	Ineke
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Hell. Or possibly the UK. With this heat who can tell
Comments	Okay, 1. After reading the latest entry my partner and I have decided that we fear for your safety and would like to offer our guest room to hide. If you do not do this, we imagine you will end up on a plate with Pam telling her new husband: It is margarets husband. and 2. Why I agree that we foreign partners (especially when coming from the north west of the continent) just MIGHT be slightly deranged, that we have strange languages and that we spend our lives scaring you guys to bits, I would like to note that you British Men are, plain and simple, bastards. Okay Okay, since you are always so kind to provide me with examles, I will do the same. I broke my wrist (thanks for the sympathy aaaaaaa there) a week or so ago, and had the change to sample the lovely phenomenon called the British NHS hospital. Luckily, I survived. Now, as I am sitting waiting for the x-rays, a sweet nurse reports to me (I think it was me, my name has the most amazing ways to be pronounced) that my lovely, supporting, life saving partner has arrived. Elated I await his approach. He walks up to me, sits next to me, and I report that the dr has told me it is most likelu broken. He looks at me, and says in his most sympathetic voice: Well, if it is any consolation, I have got a headache. See, bastards...the lot of you.

Guest 4,022 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 12:31pm

Name	Dom
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	Thanks for the great laugh, and a pleasingly cynical look on life. Even the bits you didn't write are funny... some of these comments are crazy. Americans. I have to wonder however, with so much crap posted in theses comments (including this!) - do you actually read all this?

Guest 4,021 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 10:23am

Name	Adrian Lamo
My page	Faith manages
My URL	http://adrian.adrian.org
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	transitory flux
Comments	No, really. Alphabetically. All of it. Ask someone. Anyone.

Guest 4,020 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 8:12am

Name	Katrina
My page	Umm its irrelevant, a little cutesy page I guess
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/tx3/sailormoon44
Led here by	Barry
Location	Los Angeles, California
Comments	Well I have a couple people to address numero uno. You fricked idiots sitting at your computer typing'duh why does my name matter' get a LIFE it is just an inquiry not a psychological crime! Number 2, in your faq the bit 'bout rituals? I have no objection myself to you not being married and all, but your generalization of all Americans about being obsessed with rituals (I am a teenager yes I know I sound older) disturbed me somewhat, anyhow marriage is not a ritual it is a moral connection, a covenant, and a tiranthopolgy. Don't bother looking that up, the definition will confuse you too, some people don't have 197 IQ's like me. Instead of ranting about your girlfriend then go out and do something like PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS?

Guest 4,019 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 8:01am

Name	Sarah C
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	Hey! I discovered bored.com, then you! The page keeps me amused at work, it is well written and cracks me up. Yes I am American obviously but I am still intelligent. Umm I wish you and Margret the best, and your kids too, you sound happy enough. wink My boyfriend and I think of you as role models...

Guest 4,018 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 6:07am

Sara Q of Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 4,017 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 5:57am

Name	Oops, sorry about that...
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I meant "Margret". Will she reject me because I didn't spell her name right?

Guest 4,016 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 5:56am

Name	I should tell you because...?
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I am in love with Margaret, but I hate you, because you remind me of me.

Guest 4,015 signed in on Monday, August 4th at 12:41am

Name	Niclas
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Entertaining page, but it took to much time to read and I didn't any work done. Where do I send the claim for lost income?

Guest 4,014 signed in on Sunday, August 3rd at 7:19pm

Name	Andrew Lagemann
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tampa, Florida
Comments	Why does the rest of the world get a simple and elegant cover to TMGAIHAA, the book, and the U.S. gets a loud and chaotic cover appropriate to a Children's First Words book?

Guest 4,013 signed in on Sunday, August 3rd at 6:45pm

Name	Dennis
My page	Erzsebet the Vampire
My URL	http://bathory.org/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Vermont, US
Comments	I felt my head slowly being twisted off by your writing. Some colloquialisms had me, um, bewildered ('hoovering'? oh, phew, that hoovering, not the other kind), but I read the page from top to bottom when I was on deadline to do something Very Important. My wife-former-girlfriend-until-I-begged will understand. You know. Dennis

Guest 4,012 signed in on Sunday, August 3rd at 1:38pm

Name	Bryce
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Durban, South Africa
Comments	hilarious site, I really enjoyed it :)

Guest 4,011 signed in on Sunday, August 3rd at 11:01am

Name	um, bit embarrassed really
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	In an attempt for 'world irony record' which eclipses even one recently documented by Margret, I managed to spell intelligent wrongly in the phrase 'looking intelligent'. I bow my head in shame. Crush me into the dust under your cold heel of contempt. Excuse me while I tongue-wash your bathroom grouting.

Guest 4,010 signed in on Sunday, August 3rd at 10:56am

Name	do you really think anyone pretentious enough to have this email address would use their real name when there's a chance of making an obscure reference and looking intelliegent and well-read and very very cunning as a result?
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I spent 5 whole minutes writing possibly the best comment ever and now it's disappeared. Shame on you you heartless fiend, who by logical process of extrapolation is indeed aroused by lifestock, as his nervously guarded hints suggest. On an unrelated note, did you know that if you goo to www.ask.com and ask Jeeves how big his penis is then you get your site as the first result (I should point out that I was 14 years old, the age at which I started to read this site [I am now a stapping lad of 18, a change which was entirely the product of your website kind, benevolent sir] and achingly, mind-sodomisingly bored in the school computer lab with my equally unpopular, well, not friends exactly because that would rather contradict my point, but, hmmm, let's say 'the sort of people who hang around school computer labs during lesson time rather than expose themselves to the ill-advised fumblings of the educational system')? Some diabolical plot is bubbling away here, I'm sure of it. Feel free to try this O my disciples of the internet and report back tomorrow with your findings. You may even discover the size of the penis of the literary creation of a man who opennly admitted being sexually aroused by cricket, even if he is a fine writer of charming farce. haha! You thought you'd got me didn't you? I'm not telling you my name! Mwahahahahahaha!!!

Guest 4,009 signed in on Sunday, August 3rd at 6:29am

Name	Nikkie
My page	Wings of the Word
My URL	http://goodwordwings.tripod.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Mississippi
Comments	grovels at your feet When you can't sleep, coming upon a site like this makes an insomniac giddy! This is freaking hilarious. =D Remember Jesus loves you! .....Nikkie

Guest 4,008 signed in on Sunday, August 3rd at 4:50am

Name	Liz
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ohio
Comments	This is hilarious. My bf and I argue about some stupid things, but I think yours are more amusing...

Guest 4,007 signed in on Saturday, August 2nd at 10:40pm

Name	Joel
My page	joelseph.com
My URL	http://joelseph.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Portland, Oregon, USA
Comments	This page is pure brilliance. Thanks for the entertainment.

Guest 4,006 signed in on Saturday, August 2nd at 8:13pm

Name	Pradeep Sanders
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	California, USA
Comments	Someone really ought to let Mil know that, now seven months into the year, his copyright notice at the bottom of the page still reads "2002." I mean, really. -Pradeep

Guest 4,005 signed in on Saturday, August 2nd at 9:46am

Name	Butcher
My page	The Julios
My URL	http://www.u-admit-it.tk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	Come see the HOTTEST guys in the HOTTEST indoor cricket ACTION ACTION ACTION!! All your favourite Julio stars each with their own profile and entrance music www.u-admit-it.tk The Julios- bringing the crowds back to cricket and everywhere in general ****DISCLAIMER!!!! read on, The Julios are a subsidery of the Balwyn Cricket Club, (The Julios take no responsibility for immediate pregnancy, fainting, Nausea, brain haemmorhages or any lack of heart failure in wimin due to extremely dangerous levels of style, class, sexiness and betterness) 'wimin' is a registered trademark of the Julio ICC www.u-admit-it.tk Proudly sponsored by AVIATOR sunglasses The Skinny DOg Chicken parma Headbands R Us

Guest 4,004 signed in on Saturday, August 2nd at 4:14am

Name	Manda
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Minnesota, USA
Comments	Absolutely brilliant. I love your style, definitely a wonderous addition to my day. As an American involved with a Swede, I really related to the part about each other being personally responsible for one's respective culture and history and all. Oh, and Canadians are the same as Americans. All my love!

Guest 4,003 signed in on Saturday, August 2nd at 12:47am

Name	Pete Hurst
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Essex
Comments	Excellent page. Had me in stitched, to the confusion of my WONDERFULL girlfriend.

Guest 4,002 signed in on Friday, August 1st at 11:07pm

Name	ruth martin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dublin, Ireland
Comments	V. enjoyable, keep coming back to it when i need a laugh

Guest 4,001 signed in on Friday, August 1st at 11:05pm

Name	ruth martin
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Dublin, Ireland
Comments	Brilliant, really well written and v. entertaining. Keep coming back to it again and again when i need a bit of a laugh or when I'm feeling kinda miserable 'coz I'm single-then all I need is to read a bit about your relationship and I'm still no better off but my spirits are lifted all the same!

Guest 4,000 signed in on Friday, August 1st at 11:03pm

Name	Maya
My page	eh
My URL	http://uh
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	good ol' New Jersey
Comments	I'm slightly skeptical about signing up for the mailing list. I've been reading your site non-stop and I'm worried that if I have more to read that's all I'll do and I won't do any work when I return to school. Could you just let me know how often you send out mail? This is crucial; my graduation from college DEPENDS ON YOU, MIL. Thank you and have a nice day.

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