Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,800 to 3,899)

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Guest 3,899 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 8:44pm

Name	Mags
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Virginia, US
Comments	I don't think i could have laughed any harder. Love your humor, love your site, hope you aren't strangled by all the plants. I'm convinced that one day they'll rise up against you and take over. Bound to happen eventually.

Guest 3,898 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 8:31pm

Name	Liz
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington. The state, not the District. Yes, the one with all the lattes. Bug off.
Comments	Brilliant. Simply brilliant. I am in love with this page. I don't always agree with your positions on political issues, Mil, but I'm willing to respect your opinions since mine are just as irrational as yours, probably more so. As the UK's answer to Dave Barry, I think you've outdone yourself. TMGAIHAA, the apologies page, and everything else had me rolling on the floor (which makes reading difficult, I can tell you that). Just because of you, the phrase "or, in fact, not" has been permanently branded into my vocabulary. My friends are concerned. They don't think you're all that funny; but that's their problem, really. They probably don't understand all the big words. I was, in fact, born in 1987, but I'm pretty sure I know who Howard Devito is. Or whatever his name is. The Spice Girl's manager, right? Cheers.

Guest 3,897 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 7:56pm

Name	Fisher
Led here by	Web page
Location	Birmingham, MI (USA)
Comments	The spare bedroom of my house has an awful alumnimum bed. The thing has squeaked every time anyone came near it for its entire lifespan. Before going off the college, a creature known as "The Son" managed to bend or break every damn bar beneath the mattress. I've since welded the horrid thing a number of times and even added a few extra steel bars but The Son's monthy visits always seem to undo my work. For some reason, my wife loves that bed. I learned back before The Son began high school not to ever suggest replacing the thing. So last week, we hosted a French family who had put The Daughter up last year and my wife insisted that they be given the guest room with the bed of damnation. Well, after two nights, our French guests were complaining about severe back pain. So into the room I went with my wife, as I proceeded to pull off the mattress, revealing a bed-frame that looked like it had been in Hiroshima. I spent the next three hours getting the riot act for allowing such an awful bed-frame to terrorize her guests. Of course, the bed still wasn't allowed to go so the Frenchies were moved to The Daughter's room, The Daughter moved into my bed, and, well, you can guess where I've been sleeping the last three nights.

Guest 3,896 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 7:48pm

Name	Sonja Dawson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Comments	This is a great website... I laughed my ass off...(P.S. Hello Michelle)

Guest 3,895 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 7:47pm

Name	Michelle Duffy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Calgary, Alberta Canada
Comments	Your website is hilarious I'm going to forward this site to all my friends so that they can enjoy your site as much as I do. Thanks for all the laughs!

Guest 3,894 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 7:41pm

Name	Michelle Duffy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Calgary, Alberta Canada
Comments	Your website is hilarious I'm going to forward this site to all my friends so that they can enjoy your site as much as I do. Thanks for all the laughs!

Guest 3,893 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 7:27pm

Name	Biggles
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Vancouver, BC
Comments	Don't you hate people who use 'then' and 'than' wrong.

Guest 3,892 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 6:02pm

ttt sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,891 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 4:59pm

Name	Chris Mckenna
Led here by	Magic
Location	Scotchland, north Engerland
Comments	I don't know what I like more about your guestbook, to know that there is loads of lie minded people who love your web-space or to constantly be amazed and the hyper-dumb Americans who just don't get it! (Apologies to allt eh nice bright Americans who do get it.....both of you). I mean do they not do Sarcasm in that great country??????? I have been reading your site for years and have no plans to stop anytime soon! Love the mailing list too! :-D Keep up the good work. young man!

Guest 3,890 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 4:55pm

Name	Anna
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	"If you made your girlfriend feel a bit more secure about herself she wouldnt get jealous nearly as much. I just think that you dont know how to handle women." Hahahahahahaha This makes me ashamed to say I'm an American. I love your site and would like to sincerely thank you for the hours of trying to snicker up my sleeve in a vain attempt to hide my laughter from my co-workers.

Guest 3,889 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 4:03pm

Name	Rick
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Greeneville, TN, USA
Comments	Wow, talk about some good reading. This has to be the funniest website I've ever stumbled across, and I've seen quite a few doing prep work for my DJ job at the radio station. Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 3,888 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 3:08pm

Name	sam and mel the sisters from hell!
Led here by	Search engine
Location	uk, bristol
Comments	well...what can we say?! We are confused beyond belief about the nature of this web site. We thought at first u were one of our neighbours whose partner is called margaret...they sound very very scarily similar! But unless ur name is trevor than u obviously don't live by us. (lucky u!) U obviously have a LOT of free time to yourself and some serious issues that only a theropist can help u with..good luck with margaret...but most of all wish her luck in coping with u!! ta ta for now (did that make us sound like we were coming back?!)xx

Guest 3,887 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 12:23pm

Name	Stefan Carli
My page	Stefan Carli
My URL	http://www.carli.se
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Göteborg, Sweden
Comments	One of the best and funniest places I have visited in a very long time. My thanks to both of you and know that I will return often. :) /Stefan

Guest 3,886 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 8:38am

Name	Jenn
My page	Rambeling thoughts from my head.
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/jennanne/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oklahoma
Comments	So funny, so true, and so wonderful!!!! What a way to use that amazing talent. S

Guest 3,885 signed in on Monday, July 28th at 5:09am

Name	Benjamin
My page	I forget
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/hopaii
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Milwaukee Wisconsin
Comments	I laughed. I was entertained. I want your screenplay.

Guest 3,884 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 10:23pm

Name	Rebecca
Led here by	Magic
Location	London, England
Comments	well maybe not magic, but from the amazing book. I cant remember when ive laughed as much about such trivial things! it definitely brightened my day, and of course the site is being recommened to all my friends/family/the dog etc etc and permanently bookmarked on all the computers in my house, of which there are many.

Guest 3,883 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 8:38pm

Name	jess
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	that is a lot of arguments

Guest 3,882 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 7:36pm

Name	Jerry Adams
My page	Jerry C. Adams (how bloody original)
My URL	http://home.usit.net/~adamsj/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Nashville, Tennessee USA
Comments	I have added a link at our high school class' web site (www.ghs1966.com) to TMGAIHAA. Mostly an intelligent (though oftentimes self-abusive - in the psychological-sense not the, well, you know...) group. Still, there is this one guy who - never mind.

Guest 3,881 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 4:09pm

Name	Tony Delport
My page	Jaqamy Inc.
My URL	http://jaqamy.netfirms.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	South Africa
Comments	I've bookmarked your page because I was told by my wife I spend too much time on the computer. I decided to come back when she's asleep. Love your work and I'd buy the book(s) but I think they're banned here as being too liberal. Good luck and best wishes.

Guest 3,880 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 3:25pm

Name	Anita Davidson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Fife, Scotland
Comments	At last I find someone on the net who is not afraid to wheedle out the stupid from the intelligent Internet users. Of course, you realise I'm most likely in the former category, but what the hell, you can't have everything, can you? Keep writing, so I can keep laughing for a reason, rather than just my usual inane grin, which if I might say, can give me the rather unnerving appearance of being rather crazy (surely not!).

Guest 3,879 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 6:49am

Name	Jill
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan
Comments	I can't recall when the last time was that I've laughed this hard. This is a hilarious website, and I'm telling as many people as I know that would truly appreciate it. By the way...it's also been great reading between the lines into what seems like a fun (if remarkably weird) relationship

Guest 3,878 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 2:40am

Name	Bill Gill
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Hopewell Junction, New York, USA
Comments	Hi, Mil ~ Saw a link to your site in Mark Morford's online column, "Morning Fix" from SFGate.com (believe it or not, it's at (an address)), a twice-weekly e-newsletter from a real, live newspaper guy with a beautifully skewed view of our world. The reference to your site was in a section called "Suck It And See", which is actually a list of his favorites of the moment. Which has nothing to do with what I've come to say, namely: could it be possible that we are twin sons of different mothers (apologies to Tim Weisberg, et.al.)? Every line of your site and newsletters makes such perfect sense, and describes my own marital relationship to a "T". Having tried to explain the "butter in your ear" tale and endured the resultant blank look provided the DNA proof for me. Next step is to buy the book(s?) and thus keep the therapy on course. Many Thanks, ~ Bill

Guest 3,877 signed in on Sunday, July 27th at 1:07am

Name	Amanda
My page	Mags, the most beautiful sister in the world
My URL	http://mags.says.it
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Vasteras, Sweden
Comments	Hey you... I really REALLY want to buy your book. I found it at a swedish store, and the price was ok. But then I read that it already has been translated into swedish? Is this correct? 'Cause in that case, it would be great to know what the swedish title is, so that I can go out and buy it right away! Yey hurray! Btw, the adress to your site has been printed in one of Swedens most popular magazines for women 25+, so you can bet on a lot of visitors!

Guest 3,876 has been eliminated

Guest 3,876 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 3,875 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 3:21pm

Name	Mike McWilliams
Led here by	Web page
Location	South Africa
Comments	Coming from a harmonius relationship, you provide the will to keep going.

Guest 3,874 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 6:11am

Name	Dave
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington, DC USA
Comments	I have one or two stories from my past that would fit nicely on your page, but I am somewhat awed by both the amazing quantity and the absurd quality of many of the things you and your girl argue over. On the other hand, not many websites make me laugh out loud as yours does. Thank you. Hope writing it is as therapeutic as reading it...

Guest 3,873 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 5:29am

Name	Zach
My page	Free Mp3s
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/music5/mp3maniac
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Enfield,CT
Comments	Hey love the site! Its exciting yet simple... Have fun with your g/f for me lol.

Guest 3,872 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 4:43am

Name	elizabeth
My page	dailypress.com
My URL	http://dailypress.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	newport news, va
Comments	i wonder if you ever do anything utterly absurd and then you never did it. I have a reason for asking. Do not tell my husband I asked.

Guest 3,871 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 4:41am

Name	elizabeth
My page	not yet, dear
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	This makes me feel so vindicated. My husband simply can't argue. I once asked him if I thought I'd lost any weight yet and he patiently (!)explained the concept of "enlightened self interest." We're Irish-American. But, a friend sent me your link rather for your potty page. So, I'm sharing my story. When Aengus and I were dating in Charlottesville, Va., we went often to this place called the Blue Ridge Brewery, a restaurant that brews its own beer. So we got woofy a lot. A year later we went there for lunch. I went to pee and hung an automatic left. Faced with a sign that said "men," I immediately turned right instead. Sitting on the pot, I looked around and realized that I'd never been in that room before. As soon as I was through, I looked in across the hall into the men's room. Suddenly, all became clear. Wow.

Guest 3,870 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 4:31am

Name	Harry
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	Maybe I'll be the 1,000,000th visitor to ask the obvious: WHY IN GOD'S NAME do you stay together!!?? So you have something to write a book about, right?

Guest 3,869 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 4:01am

Name	Kayla
My page	the happy pink bunny page
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/uglycake
Led here by	Barry
Location	US - Kentucky, I'm sleeping with a relative!
Comments	Wow. So everyone here is going to tell you all the stuff you said in the FAQ that must really amuse you. The odd part is that I do some things that are very close to the things Margeret does, but I don't THINK I think like her? I mean some things she does confuse me, so...what does this mean? Anyway, you write just like my friend Andrew, who is australian and I've reffered him to this site. I am a fan of your brand of humor but I can't say I heard it here first, just cos I've known Andy for longer. Anyway, cheers.

Guest 3,868 signed in on Saturday, July 26th at 2:50am

Phillip T. Burleigh of Alamogordo New Mexico USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,867 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 9:50pm

Name	Mallory Hayes
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Santa Clara, CA USA
Comments	Hilarious! I read exerpts to my boyfriend and we both laughed. Lots of similarities.

Guest 3,866 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 7:58pm

Name	Sheila
Led here by	Web page
Location	SD, USA
Comments	Funniest I've read in awhile, you have great wit! Surprised how close to home it reads!

Guest 3,865 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 7:41pm

Name	Rachel Kiefer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	You obviously are still with her... if she is soooo difficult to get along with then why the hell stay with her. I think that she may be extreme in a few cases but come on, Im sure that not every arguement that you all had was cause of her accusing you of something. If you made your girlfriend feel a bit more secure about herself she wouldnt get jealous nearly as much. I just think that you dont know how to handle women. I think that you are however on the right track. But um, if I found out that my boyfriend had posted our arguements online for the whole world to see I would hit you on the head with a frying pan myself! How insensitive to a womans feelings can you get by putting your aruguements online! Arguements are private conversations between you and your significant other, they are meant to be kept between the two of you and not shared with the rest of the world so that they can say "Oh you poor thing she treats you so horribly doesnt she. We will throw the pity party as soon as humanly possible you poor defenseless creature." I say either accept your woman for who she is and stop trying to come up with a way to gett money off of your arugments (obviously you must egg on her arguements in order to have something juicy to write about in your stories so you can write a book about it you money hungry ape!) or grow some balls and leave her!

Guest 3,864 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 6:44pm

Name	Kim
My page	ummm....
My URL	http:// er....uh....
Led here by	Magic
Location	New England, USA
Comments	I can't decide who I'm in love with more - you or Margret!

Guest 3,863 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 4:48pm

Name	Dave Morrison
My URL	http://www.morrisonphotographics.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	I almost pee-ed myself reading some of this. Truly funny and painfully close to home.

Guest 3,862 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 3:31pm

Name	Don
Led here by	Web page
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	You sound like the perfect couple.

Guest 3,861 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 6:21am

Name	Worst Book Ever
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	go write a book you lamer

Guest 3,860 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 3:35am

Name	Joan Boyd
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	SF Bay Area, CA, USA
Comments	Very amusing read. It's great that you two have found one another. Without the insanity, what fun is life?

Guest 3,859 signed in on Friday, July 25th at 12:45am

Name	Mike Warwick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Portland, Oregon USA
Comments	This is circulating through the office. It is truely great. Very funny. I am not so sure my wife or daughter will agree, but my buddies will.

Guest 3,858 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 11:12pm

Name	Kristen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	California, USA
Comments	I am an American and not only do I get it, but I have it. Yes, I am extremely proud to announce to the world that I have been blessed with "Margret's Syndrome". However, as I am older than the Goddess who is "Margret", I believe said syndrome should be appropriately renamed "Kristen's Syndrome". Thank you very much!

Guests 3,857 and 3,856 have been eliminated

Guests 3,857 and 3,856 have been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 3,855 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 10:54pm

Name	John Cocktoasten
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Illinois
Comments	I think you should kill yourself.

Guest 3,854 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 10:34pm

Name	Doc
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Louis Missouri
Comments	If she is still alive and you are still with her then she must be astoundingly great in bed! If not...why in the world would you hang around long enough to amass such a list? Even the most tolerant of men would have been out of there after the first 10. I mean she's cute but, for crying out loud, no one is that cute!

Guest 3,852 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 9:41pm

Name	Emily Fecteau
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I think a man who has devoted so much time and energy to into super-analyzing his everyday life with his children and their mother must be a fabulous dad and boyfriend. It all sounds a bit scary and unsettling, but at the same time very comforting and familiar. I've been reading it on and off all day and have not completed any real work. That's great. I need to get back to work and detach myself from your life. It feels a bit creepy. Deja vu and dreamlike. Keep up the good work!

Guest 3,851 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 7:55pm

Name	Bettina
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Reading (UK)
Comments	So what's wrong with a dracaena marginata in a bathtub? Now and again those things need soaking, and the bathtub is the best place (of course I would say that, being German from the top of my head down to the soles of my Birkenstocks, and the daughter of a gardener to boot). I'm very grateful to you for the advice on how to handle a man; I now see that I have been letting my husband get away with far too much. I actually reduced the number of pot plants on our windowsill because he kept on knocking them off with the curtains. Apparently, computer geeks who haven't had their first cup of coffee of the morning yet can't be held responsible for anything. Now I see that I was just lacking in firmness. Your wife is a model to us all :-).

Guest 3,850 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 7:14pm

Name	Sreenivas Bagalkote
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Haven't felt the way I do now, since Eric Segal's Love Story.

Guest 3,849 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 6:36pm

Name	Shonda
My page	Selca, Inc.
My URL	http://www.selca-inc.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA
Comments	Love your writing, made me laugh on this slow day at work. Good luck with the plants.

Guest 3,848 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 6:01pm

Name	Pat
My page	TOPFIT Personal Training and Fitness Consulting
My URL	http://www.topfitonline.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	Great stuff. Kind of scarey to think that life is the same for guys everywhere.

Guest 3,847 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 4:32pm

Name	Sarah
My page	Dreamdust
My URL	http://www.dreamdust.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kent, England
Comments	Thanks for some great laughs and indeed some hysterical giggles. Your writing's great and I look forward to return visits here!

Guest 3,846 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 4:06pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Derby
Comments	Its like reading about myself! Well.......... Some of it is. I dont profess to have an abnormal love of plants, but I do love lunging about like an idiot trying to capture the majesty that is my boyfriend naked, purely for humours sake of course.

Guest 3,845 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 10:07am

Name	Pete Gilbert
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	Dear Mil, I am a huge fan of this site and I really enjoyed your first book. I was wondering if there is a second book in the pipeline and if you have any idea of when we will see it on the shelves? Best wishes, Pete

Guest 3,844 signed in on Thursday, July 24th at 5:03am

Name	Heather
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Illinois
Comments	This is by far the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life!! It is so true though to some extent!!

Guest 3,843 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 9:49pm

Name	Zack
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cincinnati, Ohio
Comments	Why do people from Ohio like you so much? Not that they shouldn't like you, of course, but our loyalties are rarely won by anything that doesn't involve the phrases "3-day waiting period" or "pie". Though i suppose "pie" isn't actually a phrase. Oh shut up. At any rate (since rate always boils down to a constant) i must say that you are the pinnacle of manliness, the ZENITH even, and i wanted you to know that i get laid consistantly simply by repeating, verbatim, your humorous prose. If ever you and margaret split up, please invite me to the funeral/wake. Terribly sorry about any grammatical or spelling errors i've made you slog through. And yes, Americans and Canadians are the same thing, just with different tolerances for cold weather and pork fat. forever in your debt, Zack

Guest 3,842 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 8:49pm

Appelonia of Toronto sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,841 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 4:48pm

Name	Shannon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Kansas
Comments	I was told to read this page in bits and pieces as the humor in the lives of other people can be quite intense. I read it all in one sitting. My head may explode. Yet, somehow, it all seems worthwhile.

Guest 3,840 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 4:36pm

Name	Danielle
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Windsor, Ontario, CANADA
Comments	This was the MOST absolutely, resplendently, magnificently written piece I have ever read. Phenomenally uproarious, mirthful, riotous work!!! Could not put it down (your site, I printed it at work - 73pages) brought it home and read the whole thing twice. Can't wait for August so I can pick up the book. Congratulations Mil! I shall return for more very soon, I must say an update is long overdue, although with all that going on -on a day to day basis, I don't see how you even have the time to sit down. Best of luck, much love goes out to your family. :)

Guest 3,839 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 12:32pm

Name	Nick
My page	Must Get one - I could put pictures of cats on it
Led here by	Search engine
Location	51.73 degN, 0.47degW
Comments	Alexandar is really impressive isn't he? Yes. And coming from Sweden, he must have forgotten the read the US FAQs.

Guest 3,838 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 11:53am

Name	Alexandar
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	I hope this just is hoax to sell some shitty books. If not you are a f00king disgrace to males. Kick out that bitch!!! Yeah have read the Faqs and if you are happy you must get turned on when she is stepped on you like a maggot.

Guest 3,837 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 6:36am

Name	Shreya
My URL	http://www.labyrinths.blogspot.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	India
Comments	A brilliant brilliant site. Couldn't stop laughing. I did sift through the FAQs (so I don't look stupid!)and I remember seeing a question which asked you why don't you split if you hate each other so much. And I wondered how dumb can anyone be. It is so obvious you guys are completely in love (sickeningly so!!!). All the best and keep updating.

Guest 3,836 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 6:06am

Name	male
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	intelligently done. summed up everything. almost. sadly, my wife, a princess, can complain equally as badly about my behaviour, and vice versa. thank you for the time and effort and honesty. just wish it wasn't true... sad the life of mankind!

Guest 3,835 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 2:55am

Name	Tiger
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Australia
Comments	Mil, get a gun, load with Bullets and put it to your girlfriends head and pull the trigger. She's a fucking idiot !!! and so are you for being with her, what a fruit cake,.

Guest 3,834 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 1:58am

Name	Andi Wills
Led here by	Magic
Location	Franklin, OH
Comments	Your novel was absolutely laugh out loud funny. I couldn't stop reading but had to when I woke Kevin up at one in the morning laughing.

Guest 3,833 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 1:27am

Name	Rose Davis
Led here by	Search engine
Location	East Haven,CT
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Guest 3,832 signed in on Wednesday, July 23rd at 12:58am

Name	Kevin
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Francisco
Comments	Thanks, Mil. It's sites like yours that keep me coming to work to surf the web every day. Please ignore my foolish, materialistic countrymen and resist the temptation to sell out to Hollywood. Or you'll end up with Hugh Grant -- or worse, Ewan McGregor -- playing you in a flaming orange wig. And (gah!) Franke Potente as Margret. Now I really must be getting back to work...

Guest 3,831 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 5:32pm

Name	Christine
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Ormond Beach, Florida
Comments	hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love it!! It's so insane.

Guest 3,830 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 4:39pm

Name	martin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	london
Comments	the funniest website ever. What worries me most is that a load of these sound like the arguements i have with my mum...

Guest 3,829 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 3:45pm

Name	Jamie Nadler
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New Jersey
Comments	Mil, I just want you to know that until your diary reflects some scheduling of visits to your adoring American fans, Im afraid we are fighting. The cruelty of seeing ONLY random towns I've never heard of that I assume are in England, Scotland, etc. is too damaging to my psyche at this point. I love you, but I fear we must be seperated until you resolve to stop abandoning all those who worship you in America. We may be uptight about smoking and love to file lawsuits, but some of us can still appreciate caustic wit and intelligent humor!!! Come visit!!

Guest 3,828 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 11:39am

Name	Tarek Hossain
My page	NA
My URL	http://NA
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bangladesh
Comments	I am looking a friend who share with me my happyness or sorrowness. Thanks

Guest 3,827 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 9:04am

Name	demonsurfer
My page	Urban Scrawl
My URL	http://demon.twinflame.org
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NYC, USA.. although I'm a Kiwi
Comments	Classic.

Guest 3,826 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 8:25am

Carbon_Carrot of Africa ca ca ca sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,825 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 4:20am

Name	Mavis Canpinar
Led here by	Barry
Location	Las Vegas
Comments	I found your book more enjoyable than having my teeth pulled (says a lot, doesn't it?) It might be a wise idea to consider having young adults read your book in order to let them down.. um excuse me.. prepare them for.. life in a committed relationship. Margret is an extremly lucky lady to have snagged such an articulate, witty, and of course, irresistable hunk of man. (ha) Best of luck.

Guest 3,824 signed in on Tuesday, July 22nd at 12:34am

Name	Seth Forstater
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	Come visit us (America)

Guest 3,823 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 9:19pm

Name	Shannon prade
My page	dont have one
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	houston ,tx , united states american ,lol:)
Comments	Just to stop laughing :) this is probably the funnyest page i have ever come across. I did a serch for stupid things people do and found it in the list from the search. honestly i have not laughed so hard in years! GREAT! i love the way you write /type these things out i should think obout doing it myself ..lol im american by the way and can understand the thought process in that matter i grew up in Copenhagen denmark and have recently moved back to the states my current gal is from california Los angeles right in the middle of it all damn , it must be in the water they drink there lol . its a strange place after years of being away but you should try tx , im begining to believe they have one up , or down the eveolutionary scale from california , come on the presedent is from this place enough spoken on that i know you get it !. well my congrats on your book i will not ask for stupid things , just tell you i thought the reading was great and a thanks for the laugh .:) smiles your stupid american J/k have a great day .

Guest 3,822 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 8:35pm

Name	Sahar Varraich
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	This was the funniest thing i've ever read in my entire life, and it actually leaves some space in which i ponder wether or not its actually real. It also brings me back to the time when i was in a similar relationship....with my BOOOYfriend! I thought only guys came with the stupid sign stamped to their forehead, I have been proven very wrong. Thank you for all LONG time of entertainment :)

Guest 3,821 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 7:04pm

Name	Sage
My URL	http://livin-ur-lie.diaryland.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	well..it feels something like hell..lord only knows..
Comments	I have no idea how I came across this site, and as 'I got carried away with clicking my mouse' isn't an option, I thought magic sounded reasonable enough...maybe..but anyway..I'd like to thank you for causing me to laugh like a drunken idiot for the whole world to see. Well..for anyone around here to hear, anyway. Well, keep up the good work.

Guest 3,820 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 5:18pm

Name	Beth
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Richmond, Virginia, USA
Comments	Just received your Mailing List #19, thank you kindly. Was so delighted and amused that i LOL'd so loudly my 13yo daughter said, "what's so funny?" Well..... she's a bright child, so i motioned her over to the screen where she proceeded to read #19's first paragraph. Out Loud. i then asked her, "Do you understand what you just read?" "no", she replied. "that's ok, honey, it's probably because you were trying to focus on the pronunciation of the words and not their meaning. Let me read it to you." (I suposed i was so delighted with the humour that i felt i must immediately share it with someone) so....... i read it to Jillian, out loud, with side comments about the hierarchy of british government and comparsions to it's american conterpart. The child patiently listened, adjusted her seating from the floor to the desk to the chair, fiddling with a bottle of alcohol... writing on my carton of fags and doing various other squirming 13yo things ... BUT she did patiently listen. She managed a small smile at the mention of your fag. Keep up the good work, Mil....

Guest 3,819 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 4:32pm

Name	Ian Brenchley
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Too funny to read at work, when is the new book coming out? Please add me to your dist list,I stopped reciving updates ever since I changed jobs, funny that! Thanks Ian

Guest 3,818 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 4:19pm

Name	Steve Sency
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Memphis, TN, usa
Comments	Good stuff, I laughed loudly at several parts. I read the site at work and got away with it. Time well spent in my opinion.

Guest 3,817 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 3:30pm

Name	Ernie Millington
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	merseyside uk
Comments	i can identify (a lot of what you argue about)

Guest 3,816 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 10:21am

Name	Ib
My page	breaks-central
My URL	http://www.deejayibraheem.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	London
Comments	Dear Mil. Nickleback? Ouch.

Guest 3,815 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 7:07am

Name	Caitlin O'Connor
Led here by	Magic
Location	You mean in the world, right?( The lovely loathly US of Aaay)
Comments	Wow..Im so touched by this whole experience sniff. I got word of this page through a forwarded email of a forwarded email, and lets just say my day is a little brighter because of it. This is true since I am in the workings of moving in with my boyfriend ahem I mean fiance, pardon, and we read this page together. Contrary to what you might think, we actually had a great laugh over it and realized how similar our "discussions" are. It was a great bonding time and I thank you for bringing to light all the wiles of relationships and how about 80f all arguments are about the silliest, pettiest things.

Guest 3,814 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 7:07am

Name	Caitlin O'Connor
Led here by	Magic
Location	You mean in the world, right?( The lovely loathly US of Aaay)
Comments	Wow..Im so touched by this whole experience sniff. I got word of this page through a forwarded email of a forwarded email, and lets just say my day is a little brighter because of it. This is true since I am in the workings of moving in with my boyfriend ahem I mean fiance, pardon, and we read this page together. Contrary to what you might think, we actually had a great laugh over it and realized how similar our "discussions" are. It was a great bonding time and I thank you for bringing to light all the wiles of relationships and how about 80f all arguments are about the silliest, pettiest things.

Guest 3,813 signed in on Monday, July 21st at 1:26am

Name	Harald Haugan
My page	Fotolog
My URL	http://www.fotolog.net/norwegianmale
Led here by	Web page
Location	United Kingdom
Comments	I am on my knees in awe. May i bask at your feet and hopefully catch a few rays of whatever is most obviously shining down at you! I will buy your book - and if you kindly tell me how to ensure you get the most money out of it, i will be sure to use that method of acquiring it! Absolutely hilariously funny, while still heartwarming. I will make sure i won't read it in a public place, as my shrill laughter would send the men with green jackets after me sooner that you'd work out the acronym for your book (hey, no, i'm not underestimating you!). Thanks for the best laugh i've had in ages! (even if english isn't my first language i truly hope i caught all of your points - actually, perhaps not, laughing more would probably have stopped my heart cold) hmmm,where was i... ok, i'll stop now!

Guest 3,812 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 9:52pm

Name	Tom McCarthy
My page	contrarianreview.com
My URL	http://contrarianreview.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Washington state, USA
Comments	Very amusing. It's just...that photo of you and Margret at the bottom of the page...that's not your actual hair color, is it? Dear God, tell me it isn't. :) My best, Tom

Guest 3,811 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 8:01pm

Name	Starla Waggner
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ca, USA
Comments	great page I just love it

Guest 3,810 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 5:14pm

Name	Sheila
Led here by	Web page
Location	Massachusetts
Comments	Found this on lockergnome.com e-mail daily newsletter. Very funny! Every couple should read this and laugh together! Now, to get my husband to read this with me!

Guest 3,809 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 5:12pm

Name	Mallard
Led here by	Magic
Location	California. I KNOW what reality is
Comments	A 4.8 earthquake? Ha! That would not even knock my dreamcather off the wall light and into my granola! English folks are so sheltered. I love the site. I can't wait for the movie. (Books tend to have just too many words..)

Guest 3,808 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 1:29pm

Name	Josh
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Ohio, yes, the american Ohio...are there even any other Ohio's?
Comments	Great stuff ya have here...My bastard hell spawn of a bookstore closest to me doesn't carry your book, and I'm much to lazy to get up and drive the extra five miles to the next borders...I'm just wondering if you need some sort of drug to keep sane...like...PCP...crack-cocain...the occasional Elephant tanquilizer....

Guest 3,807 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 12:57pm

Name	liso
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	florida
Comments	i found it nice

Guest 3,806 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 7:07am

Name	Ida Levy
My page	DIE, BARBIE, DIE
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/idiotindahouse.html
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	If hit with a nuclear bomb, it'd look exactly the same. New York, of course.
Comments	I absolutely love this epic about one man and his German girlfriend. Who wouldn't? It'd make a great short lasting reality show. By the way, that comment you made about Howard Devoto ("So, not very much like Howard Devoto at all, then. Also, we were born in 1987 and have entirely no idea who Howard Devoto is." - Everyone) was incredibly untrue - in my case, at least. Ironically, I was born in 1987 and I love the Buzzcocks. Lost my innocence to "Orgasm Addict". Anyway, keep up the good arguements. Makes my life that much more worth it. Love, peace and chicken grease, Ida P.S. Did the boy look like Howard back in '87 or now? Either way, good God. Now that, sir, is a blackmail photo for his teenage years.

Guest 3,805 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 1:33am

Name	joey
My page	none
My URL	http://wee.net
Led here by	Barry
Location	hell (the country formerly known as america)
Comments	nice page.

Guest 3,804 signed in on Sunday, July 20th at 12:32am

Name	Heather
My page	...it has to have a title?
My URL	http://oh well i dont have one anyways.
Led here by	Magic
Location	home of the yawping, jingoistic, humourless, moronic wankers"
Comments	i am in complete envy of your relationship; i wish i had a source of such humor in my life. but, seeing as i am american, i probably never will. apart from laughing at our (or i guess 'my' would be more appropriate, since you english arent blessed with good ol dubya)but as i said apart from laughing at our/my squinting, illiterate, moronic and ultimately depressing but at first excruciatingly funny president. anywho, i would like to congratulate you on your page..rather funny, i thought. oh, yes, and the faqs were also very enlightening.

Guest 3,803 signed in on Saturday, July 19th at 11:21pm

Name	Johan
My page	tilliman
My URL	http://tilliman.cjb.net
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden > Örebro
Comments	nice page :D

Guest 3,802 signed in on Saturday, July 19th at 9:09pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	Magic
Location	Evil Texas Place.
Comments	This sounds absolutley nothing like my girlfriend and I. How utterly amazing. I am in shock! SHOCK!

Guest 3,801 signed in on Saturday, July 19th at 7pm

Name	Nora
Led here by	Barry
Location	Sechelt, Canada
Comments	This sounds like my boyfriend Murph and me. It's great to know that some people don't think that arguments are unhealthly and a sign of a sick relationship! Love the page.

Guest 3,800 signed in on Saturday, July 19th at 11:03am

Name	Nic
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Australia
Comments	sounds like me and my partner, just roles reversed!

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