Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,700 to 3,799)

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Guest 3,799 signed in on Saturday, July 19th at 7:20am

meg AKA margaret (when i am in trouble) of ohio sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,798 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 9:09pm

Name	B.James
My page	my profile at yahoo
My URL	http://profiles.yahoo.com/beppers777
Led here by	Magic
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	In real life I'd never sign a guestbook, but I just had to tell you that you're very very funny. Better than Dave Barry at times. Also, because the apology page is closed I wanted to say here that I'm sorry for bopping the dog (repeatedly)(not my dog, my mom's)(when I was a much younger). It's the worst thing I've ever done in my whole life, and I'm very sorry. I've had that on my conscience for about eight years. I feel much better. Thank you. Plus, even though I am an American of French and French-Canadian descent, I'm not offended by any of hte content on your site. :)

Guest 3,797 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 8:27pm

Name	Damon Alexander
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	New York, NY, USA
Comments	I circulated your site among the entire office. Most don't get it (hence your American references). But being that I'm a direct decendant of English Royalty (the lower Vicount variety) your language and approach strikes a geneologial cord. Yes, and I agree, most Americans are idiots, and yes, I agree, our President is the main idiot. Keep up the good work (your relationship sounds like work anyway!)

Guest 3,796 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 8:27pm

Name	Jeff
My page	My Yahoo
My URL	http://my.yahoo.com/?myHome
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Michigan
Comments	Found out about this site at the Motley Fool (www.fool.com). It's a great piece of work and it only took about 9 hours, over 3 days, to get through it all at work (I read slow). Thanks, JJ

Guest 3,795 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 8:02pm

Name	lisa carson
Led here by	Magic
Location	north carolina
Comments	I'm losing my desire to live - didn't Victor Meldrew say that. Are you indeed Victor Meldrew??? c'mon - fess up!

Guest 3,794 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 1:38pm

Name	Cora Bellamy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Harrisburg, PA
Comments	I laughed until i cried. Oddly alot of the stuff made sense from both points of view.

Guest 3,793 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 5:28am

natalia of new york sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,792 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 4:18am

Name	Katherine
My page	i dont know how to make one
My URL	http://i dont know what a URL is
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Coralville, Iowa
Comments	WOW! This page is SO awsome! I love it. And I thought your book was great! I love reading this page. I hope you find the time to update the page often. Thanks for the laughs!

Guest 3,791 signed in on Friday, July 18th at 3:24am

Name	Patty
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New York
Comments	Oh my goodness, I would like to thank you for such a wonderful page on the web! Its amusing and very real. I believe that every word has happened and thats what makes it even better! I love it!!! I addictively read through the entire page while sporadically doing work. Thanks for the laughs! I look forward to receiving your emails :-) Patty

Guest 3,790 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 11:29pm

Name	rich whitsitt
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	illinois, us
Comments	you say that you do not believe that we other men have wives just like yours, yet it is the very similarities that make your writing so funny. ?why together many years and 2 kids and no marriage?

Guest 3,789 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 11:23pm

Name	aisha
My page	shoponline
My URL	http://shoponline.freewebpage.org/
Led here by	Magic
Location	london
Comments	this must be about the 5th time i've read this page and it never fails to amuse. So i finally thought i should get round to thanking you (and your charming partner), for bringing laughter into my life.

Guest 3,788 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 9:49pm

Name	Fred W.
Led here by	Magic
Location	Louisville
Comments	"And I loved her too, God help me. But life is much better without that freaked up shiznit in my life. " Can I comment on Joe's entry (a few entries ahead of mine. I really feel for the guy. I, too, once had freaked up shiznit. Once she was gone, she I replaced her with scizoid lhasa apso. Now I am happy with a slightly bi-polar pekinese. Enjoyed the site--and I am a conservative American. How bout that?

Guest 3,787 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 9pm

Name	Joe Stafford
My page	none
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Austin, TX
Comments	Septic, that is. Not sceptic, nor skeptic. You know, as in Yank.

Guest 3,786 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 8:50pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	This page is witty, and hilarious, in large part, because I believe every word of it, being, in my sister's words, "the American version of Margret". I am purchasing your book on my way home tonight, which incidentally reminded me htat I had ordered a book an indefinite amount of time ago, and had not recieved a call reporting it's existence in the store. Subsequent to this realization, a phone call ensured that they HAD in fact procured said book, and I could pick it up, along with yours on my way home. So thank you. (1) for posting this page, and (2) for reminding me about my book.

Guest 3,785 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 8:42pm

Name	Steve G
Led here by	Search engine
Location
Comments	Please do us all a favor and get rid of the mullet. It died back in the 80's and it looks pathetic. I wouldnt go out in public looking like that.

Guest 3,784 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 7:56pm

Name	Joe Stafford
My page	none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Austin, Texas
Comments	OK, forgive the pop psych, but this is called BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER and my ex-wife (17 years of the exact, I'm not kidding, the exact same damnable circus) had it, too. The coming at you with knives? I know you're not joking. Spitting pinching punching hissing attacks over the fact that I didn't, for instance, kill the dog for getting out of the yard yet again. And I loved her too, God help me. But life is much better without that freaked up shiznit in my life. Seriously. I dropped and broke that crystal ball and spent 17 years trying to piece it back together. And I loved all that drama, too. And I write about her, too, still. Do sculptures of her -- scary things with horns and claws and an all-seeing eye. Include her as characters in my plays. Write poetry about her. See my shrink about her twice a month. After a couple of years now, though, mostly over it. Anyway, she did me a favor and left. Unfortunately, she took our lovely child. And now I have to send her money. She took the kid, I send her money. That is all wrong. Oh well. At least those claws are mostly all plucked from my back. Best of luck. Sincerely. Best of luck. When it's good, it's very very good. Don't think I don't know, buddy. I know. -- Just another Sceptic.

Guest 3,783 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 4:36pm

Name	Flackcaptain
My page	www.combovers.co.uk
My URL	http://www.combovers.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	Possibly the funniest web site I have come across this year. Beautiful prose, witty comments and hilarious honesty. Keep it up!

Guest 3,782 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 2:04pm

Name	chala pud
My page	smelly
Led here by	Search engine
Location	london
Comments	my partner likes to flash bits in public and it scares the hell out of me!

Guest 3,781 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 2:03pm

Name	Ineke
Led here by	Web page
Location	Reading
Comments	I have been visiting this page for years now. I started dating my English partner, and he pointed me to this page saying that it is similair to us from time to time (even the germanic tones when argueing and the phlem). I just wanted to drop this note to thank you for brightening up my day, and giving me an excuse to not do any work for a few minutes, by updating the page.

Guest 3,780 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 1:24pm

Name	sarah
Led here by	Barry
Location	midlands
Comments	this is the funniest thing ive ever read. thank you for brightening up my lunch hour :)

Guest 3,779 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 12:13pm

Name	r2d2
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	London
Comments	This site has shed light on a few matters for me! i'm scared, really scared. i think i better get out of this relationship before the going gets tough..my boyfriend emailed this to me, do you think he trying to tell me something but is too scared to be blatant about it?.....oh shit!!!!!

Guest 3,778 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 10:48am

Name	BJ
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Phoenix, AZ
Comments	Very funny! I love your page! Best of luck!

Guest 3,777 signed in on Thursday, July 17th at 12:02am

Name	Sara
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Indiana
Comments	omg this is the most hilarious thing i've ever heard! i read it like everyday and i'm waiting for more updates! thanx for makin my day a lil brighter with your stories :)and by the way, i think you and margret are very lucky that you are in love and can joke about your problems! :D

Guest 3,776 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 11:38pm

Name	nesseman
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	fuck .. you just turned me into a gay

Guest 3,775 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 8:45pm

Name	lai
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	san diego, ca
Comments	LOL this you are a riot. and the sad part is i can totally relate to these arugments. isn't it crazy how much ish we put up with all for the sake of l-o-v-e?

Guest 3,774 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 8:23pm

Name	Martha Tomlin-Vaughan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California, US
Comments	In regards to the untightening a jar lid thing. . . .try turning the jar over and hitting it hard with your hand a couple of times, this pops the seal, and when you turn the jar back over, it's VERY easy to open. It will certainly amaze your girlfriend.

Guest 3,773 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 7:46pm

Name	Marilyn
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto Ontario, Canada
Comments	I've spent hours reading and laughing. What a pleasure it's been to enjoy well written humour. After I inform as many of my friends as possible, I will get your book. Thank you for the laughter.

Guest 3,772 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 6:47pm

Name	chrismulliner
My URL	http://members.aol.com/tjayscafe
Led here by	Magic
Location	Midlands
Comments	looking forward to the new book in October!!

Guest 3,771 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 6:09pm

Name	Jake Tenney
Led here by	Web page
Location	Phoenix, Arizona
Comments	Great page full of laughs - I'm not even gonna try to compare your relationship to anything I've experienced... not even gonna try! Good luck to you both (not that you seem to need it, except that is, in staying alive while living with Margret) -Jake T.

Guest 3,770 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 5:31pm

Name	Adrian
My page	see above (exclude the inbox bit)
Led here by	Web page
Location	London right now
Comments	I enjoyed it, but your horrible colour choices have made my eyes exceptionally stripey. It's almost as bad as bloody ArsTechnica - the most stripey-eyed website in all of creation. Your site has all the design finesse of the famed http://www.geocities.com/webtekrocks/.

Guest 3,769 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 3:31pm

Name	GBH
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Brilliant, passed a quiet afternoon at work reading it - off and on!

Guest 3,768 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 12:54pm

Name	Cameron
My page	na
My URL	http://na
Led here by	Barry
Location	London
Comments	Mil, I recently heard about this site on the Radio and checked it out and all I can say is thank you, I thought it was just me. I am an Australian currently living in london who has (you guessed it) a german girl friend for the past 3 years. And yes it's true it's all true. I especially appreciate the 'my last boyfriend comments' always a favourite and elequently puntuated with 'i have a past you know'. Ahh yes my heart fills up with pride over this. Anyway, thankyou very much for this site. I have forwarded it to my Girlfriend in the vain hope that she may catch on to a few annoying traits and stop...Alas most likely not. Keep writing, your making me feel better.

Guest 3,767 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 12:44pm

Name	Jan Wagner
My page	don't have one
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bellevue, Ohio 44811
Comments	Could we possibly hear your girlfriend's side of the story?????

Guest 3,766 signed in on Wednesday, July 16th at 4:10am

Name	Ann Garrigan
My page	dont have one
My URL	http://www.Duh-I-JustSaid-I-DontHaveOne.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Nacogdoches,Texas (no really go ahead make fun)
Comments	I would like to tell you i was offended by some of the things you've said about texas except that,sadly, its about 90ccurate. I love this page. it is a source of great entertainment.

Guest 3,765 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 11:12pm

Name	Michaelangelo
Led here by	Magic
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	You area god of comedy while i was reading you page i was laguhing so hard i fell out of my chair slit my arm open on the stand that holds my computer and had to be rushed to the hospital i thank you for this :) I one day hope to have a relationshiop as loving as yours thank you for your inspiration

Guest 3,764 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 9:17pm

Name	Nick
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Nevermind about the pics. I found them.

Guest 3,763 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 8:59pm

Name	Judy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Brazil
Comments	For God's sake publish!!!!

Guest 3,762 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 7:07pm

Name	Nick
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	I did read the FAQ and understand that you will not send me naked pictures of Margret. I am deeply disappointed in this and would like to ask if you would, instead, have Margret send them herself. (Yes, of course I am wearing trousers. As far as you know.)

Guest 3,761 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 2:25pm

Name	Sara
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	The shithole that is Motherwell (sort of near Glasgow), Scotland
Comments	Found your page in June last month, bought TMGAIHAA and read it on holiday - literally laughed out loud many times! Also wanted to ask if it would be possible for me to stay with you for 76 months in order to conduct an experiment into right thumbnail growth. I would ask you remove Margret and boys from the house. (It's not because the red hair turns me on, I swear...)

Guest 3,760 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 2:24pm

Name	Noah
Led here by	Web page
Location	Texas, USA
Comments	Reminds me of my parents growing up. A year after I left the house, my mother pulls me aside and says "You know -- it's because of you we argued so much." They still argue. By the way, I think its good for kids. I'm perfectly well-adjusted.

Guest 3,759 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 1:42pm

Name	ed
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oxon - England
Comments	thank god for that - I thought I was alone on planet 'don't understand my partner' ! one question, does Margaret take the time to close drawers nearly all the way in, but leave them open just enough to maim the unsuspecting walking past ? If not, expect it some time soon, it's their latest trick you know.

Guest 3,758 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 1:22pm

Name	Abby Normal
My page	pyromaina
My URL	http://www.pyromania.co.za
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	South Africa
Comments	now that i have spent all my employers time and my eyes can not read any more, hell, i may as well go home. Good reading, and hopefully others may view your sharing as knowledge, besides (can not say - some one will take my idea and make my money then)

Guest 3,757 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 6:44am

Name	Melissa
Led here by	Barry
Location	Florida, US
Comments	Your page is hilarious!! I can proudly day I read the enitre thing, or, at least, what I was able to link to without much effort. And, I must admit, I appropriated your bit about the recidivist VCR for my AIM away messenger.....thanks!

Guest 3,756 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 4:24am

Name	Lisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	Hi Mil (and Margret, and kids) -Have just discovered your page and love it! Am in danger of becoming seriously addicted... Most disturbingly of all, I aspire to have a relationship just like yours...only two people who love each other an awful lot could be so familiar with each other's every agonising, infuriating idiosyncracy. In fact, you remind me of my parents - still very much in love after 25 years, my father still tearing his hair out at mother's every insane little habit... May you have as good luck! xx

Guest 3,755 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 1:11am

Name	Rick Kendall
Led here by	Web page
Location	Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA
Comments	Ars Technica provided link

Guest 3,754 signed in on Tuesday, July 15th at 12:51am

Name	sarah
Led here by	Magic
Location	ohio, usa
Comments	I think your wife is related to my mom. the other day my brother came into the kitchen holding two glasses. he annouced "mom, this is your glass, the other is mine." mom promptly replied. "oh, that one is mine, but I don't know whose the other one is. you better ask your sister, it might be her's." and when I was fillingout my collage housing infoo, I proudly annouced that I had filled it all out, all I needed was her opinion on a meal package. she imediatly informed my that I shouldn't touch the houseing stuff, she wanted to fill it out for me. I interuppted her to tell ehr I had already finished it, but then she got mad and started yelling. I quickly left. this happens alot. alot.

Guest 3,753 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 11:58pm

Name	Rika
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Indiana
Comments	Magnificent!

Guest 3,752 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 9:20pm

Name	Stephen
Led here by	Web page
Location	Missouri, USA
Comments	There was a moment when I was forced to admit my inadequacy as a man--when I looked in the mirror and knew that I was not, and never would be, worthy. That this person euphemised merely as Mil, of whom I had not heard until today, was all I could never hope to be and more. That moment, teetering on the dangerous edge of idolatrous groveling, came when I read about The Incident of the Roasted Chicken and the Gravy on the Tablecloth. A fellow soldier in the Endless War for the Dignity and Self-Respect of the Endangered Male salutes you.

Guest 3,751 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 7:16pm

Name	Vicky Hsu
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New York City, NY USA
Comments	It is truly amazing how you and your girlfriend have stayed together for so long. You are incredible; hang in there. Your son Peter looks adorable.

Guest 3,750 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 6:41pm

Name	American Idiot
My page	DAH GOKUS SOOO KOOL!!!111
My URL	http://ubergoku@ftp.yahoo.gov
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	[insanely high number][cloned street name], Middle of nowhere, Canada, USA 58704
Comments	I noticed that you guys argue about how to cut a kiwi. That made me wonder: do you argue about how to break an egg, too?

Guest 3,749 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 6:07pm

Name	Kellyn
My page	n/a
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Fort Lauderdale, Florida USA
Comments	Thanks for this wonderful page! My sister-in-law very closely resembles your Margret (at least in the parts you've noted on your page)! She has single-handedly managed to put my brother into exile from the rest of us (because we cannot stand to be around the land-mine that she is)! However, while your Margret probably has redeeming qualities, my sister-in-law has none. She is an evil demon sucking the very life out of my brother. On a different note, your page is a great tool for me. It reminds me realize that such trivial things are just not worth arguing over! In 3 years, my BF and I have only argued once for approximately 5 minutes or so (and it was entirely my fault!). I completely agree with your views on marriage as well! Good luck and I look forward to the next update!

Guest 3,748 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 3:43pm

Name	Bella
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	In the middle of Sweden
Comments	This is really fun to read. I guess it's not as fun to do it but, man this is good reading! =) Keep up the good argueing(?)!! //Bella

Guest 3,747 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 2:33pm

Name	Karl
Led here by	Magic
Location	Stockholm, Sweden
Comments	Muhaha! You'r my new hero =)

Guest 3,746 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 10:19am

Name	Paul
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	UK
Comments	Very funny! Keep it coming.

Guest 3,745 signed in on Monday, July 14th at 10:04am

Name	Karen Jones
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	Fantastic piece of long, long, long reading, and im starting to wonder - is this all true or am I just thick? If it isnt true - you have a good imagination and a bit disturbing as youve just imagined up every mans nightmare that isnt their mother in law, if it is true, then behold everyone as we have now met the one man who MUST love his woman. You are an incredible man, and if I was a horrible woman id say leave her, but as Im great and never modest I'll say - congratualtions on finding someone you love that much.

Guest 3,744 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 7:55pm

Name	Damon Noyes
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Springfield, Oregon ... USA
Comments	I cannot say with any certainty that I've ever been in such a ... ahem ... "loving" relationship. However, I feel compelled to commment on the very last entry at the least. Being from the "decadent west" of America, I must say that taking nude pictures of ones partner is a national pasttime here ... just look at all the amatuer websites out there in cyber-space. Granted, nine-tenths of us definitely need to stay off the radar of celluloid ... the dregs of humanity seem to be the most liable to commit their genetic abnormalities to the semi-permanence of photographs. I must admit to having taken nude photos of a now ex-girlfriend ... very tasteful and not at all "candid" or surprising, such as your wife seems to want. And if I had the least bit of self-confidence and a positive self-image, I wouldn't mind in the least if whomever I am with wanted to snap a few pics of me. I guess I just wanted to say that this "abnormality" in your wife's behavior isn't all that unusual ... in fact, it's probably more normal than not. Be as patient as you have been, Mil .... eventually she'll find another method of driving you bonkers.

Guest 3,743 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 7:48pm

Name	Günther Vansteelant
Led here by	Web page
Location	Leuven, Belgium
Comments	Hilariously funny! Reminds me of Bill Bryson at his best.

Guest 3,742 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 6:50pm

Name	Sherry Farra
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Thank you for your site. I find it extremely hysterical and helpful. My boyfried Brad showed me you site this morning at his place and I continued reading it at work. He admits and so do I that he is has Margret syndrome.Thanks again. Sherry Farra

Guest 3,741 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 6:26pm

Name	Chris
My page	FreedomChat
My URL	http://www.freedomchat.info
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Birmingham, England
Comments	Lol, its soooo damn long, took me about 3 days to read the whole thing, but was damn funny anyway, going to have to tell others about it now damn you ;P, if ya ever find urself trawling Undernet IRC visit us at #freedomchat ;) yes i truly am lame, lol

Guest 3,740 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 12:38pm

Name	George
Led here by	Web page
Location	Athens, Greece
Comments	don't worry my friend... how old are you? 30? it'll be over in just 35 to 45 years... btw The funniest site I stumbled across the net lately!!! keep on living and reporting

Guest 3,739 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 5:50am

Name	Kris
My page	Imthechamp.com
My URL	http://imthechamp.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Illinois, US
Comments	Just thought I'd drop a note and say that i enjoyed the site very much. :)

Guest 3,738 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 3:38am

Name	enzo sparacino
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Italy (not too often, as a matter of facts)
Comments	Guys I believe you understood the MEANING OF LIFE...

Guest 3,737 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 1:44am

Name	Bryan Harrison
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Phoenix, Arizona
Comments	I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life @ some of the things that you & your girlfriend argue about. The page is amazing & I hope you continue to do it.

Guest 3,736 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 12:43am

Name	Acacio
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	[I forgot to add something...] The way how kiwis are sliced is important! I've had that argument with my wife. You'll be delighted to know that kiwis are not the only vegetable prono to that same very curcial discussion: onions, oranges and cabbages can also provide endless different viewpoints on the same matter! BTW, I have to say I am one of the few who did not read this on company time. However, I am determined to correct that serious fault, first thing Monday morning!! And, taking a few down with me!

Guest 3,735 signed in on Sunday, July 13th at 12:29am

Name	Acacio Cruz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Portugal
Comments	Mine is not as lunatic but I'm positively sure they share a substantial part of their genes. Maybe even family related! Outstanding site, btw. I had to pace mysef to mitigate the resulting stomach cramps of laughing so much. And, because of said laughter, I did break Switzerland's "No Noise After 10PM, including flushing the toliet", so if you see me in the next forced repatriation lists, don't be surprised. My only wish: if only you kept an entry date log so we could track changes better...

Guest 3,734 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 11:52pm

Name	Ray Meyers
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Richland, Washington, USA
Comments	That should be (unprotected address missing the point) I don't know where "falsebit" came from unless wifey-poo typed it while I was up getting a beer.

Guest 3,733 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 11:45pm

Name	Ray Meyers
My URL	http://uncleray.blogspot.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Richland, Washington, USA
Comments	Excellent. A friend sent me a link to the page. I laughed out loud for almost an hour as I read. We are all minor mutations of Mil and Margret. I'm married 22 years to the same woman. She looked disgusted as I read passages from your page aloud between fits of laughter. Magnificent stuff. You have captured an essential piece of life beautifully.

Guest 3,732 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 10:23pm

Name	Pompous Git
My page	SturmSoft Home
My URL	http://www.sturmsoft.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Tasmania
Comments	Mil wrote: "I am triumphant. A choir sings. Cherubs circle my head, scattering petals. Shafts of golden light fan out from behind me. It's an intoxicating three seconds." Lucky bastard. Three whole seconds! ;-) And Margret only "attempted" to reverse the car over you? The Git: "Why didn't you look where you were driving?" Mrs Git: "I did look! It was an accident!"

Guest 3,731 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 9:25pm

Name	steve
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	canada
Comments	OMG, its freakin hillarious. I love the site

Guest 3,730 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 7:48pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Magic
Location	Texas
Comments	I love it, I still haven't gotten through the entire thing but it's the best web page so far! Thanks for the entertainment.

Guest 3,729 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 5:28pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London, England
Comments	I have to say, this was without a doubt the most enjoyable read I've had for a long time. I wish to congratulate you on probably the best webpage I've ever stumbled upon, and I cant wait for further updates. Cheers for brightening my day.

Guest 3,728 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 4:59pm

Name	Colin
My page	HOHO! the funniest site on the web (bar this 1)
My URL	http://www.freewebs.com/hoho
Led here by	Barry
Location	i cant read the map. somewhere in england i expect
Comments	you have taught me to love the english language again. its richness and braodness and stuff like ya know. depth. anyways, i am going to learn to speak like you type, as i allready have the sardonic, dry wit and humour naturally.

Guest 3,727 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 2:51pm

Name	madli
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	you must get it all the time, im sure, but you're great. really.

Guest 3,726 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 2:39pm

Name	AJ
Led here by	Web page
Location	Pennsylvania
Comments	I envy you. You've got something special with Margret. Maybe some day, if I find someone as special for me, I'll make "www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout2.com"

Guest 3,725 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 2:38pm

Name	Pat
Led here by	Web page
Location	Amerika
Comments	"While I try to make myself breathe, Margret sits down by me and argues the case for this being the funniest thing in the history of the world." Allowing for the exageration, it is, really.

Guest 3,724 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 5:05am

Name	idijt
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Korea. (South, unfortunately)
Comments	I'm fed up. This homepage is just full of blatant bragging about your wife. And your children(`Class'). Why am I wasting my time, reading all this? That's it. I'm moving. To Berlin. Maybe my new neighbors have some photos of Margret naked...

Guest 3,723 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 2:39am

Name	Jeani
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Devon (but born and raised in Wolverhampton)
Comments	It wasn't until I got to the MoS debacle that I discovered the esteemed author was a fellow Wolverhamptonian, which may have explained the feeling of familiarity I experienced in the wonderful turns of phrase and style of writing. It was like going home, only better, cos I didn't have to leave Devon.

Guest 3,722 signed in on Saturday, July 12th at 12:25am

Name	jsimon
My page	internet hermits doing acrobatics
Led here by	Web page
Location	in front of a monitor
Comments	great page. normally i don't like writing a `guestbook' kinda thingy, but i felt like to tell you that your page is on arstechnica, so expect a surge of trafik. fyi. btw, can you send me some photos of YOU naked? tia.

Guest 3,721 signed in on Friday, July 11th at 11:34pm

Name	sigrid
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I want to know where Margarets Page is, with her side of the storys. I am pretty sure that will make more sense to me:)

Guest 3,720 signed in on Friday, July 11th at 8:18pm

Name	Jen Draper
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I am gratified to recognize myself in your girlfriend. I have now decided that your partner is not realistically portrayed as she should. My partner sent me this page to let me know that I am not alone. I am also not German, I AM CANADIAN. I also work for the Candian Federal Government - and read this on their time.

Guest 3,719 signed in on Friday, July 11th at 6:53pm

Name	Nancy Zermeno
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	Of COURSE I read this on my employer's time...I work for the county! And thanks anyway, for your apologies about GW Bush. SOMEbody should apologize, though I think it should really come from his parents.....

Guest 3,718 signed in on Friday, July 11th at 6:19pm

Name	Justin
My page	Library and stuff
My URL	http://angelfire.com/poetry/thelibrary
Led here by	Web page
Location	America
Comments	Not only is this webpage funny, i'm slowly learning English-English words. Like "Hoover". And "Chap". Great stuff!

Guest 3,717 signed in on Friday, July 11th at 1:57pm

Name	Crilbolax
My page	Crilbs dungeon of dark mysteries
My URL	http://www.crilbolax.tk
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	A storage of truck parts on Volvo's behalf in Umea, Sweden.
Comments	Just wanted to say that your page is truly golden. Instead of working I've spent most of my time in front of the computer going through your page and now when I'm finished I'll just wait for any updates :) Well done, old chap, well done

Guest 3,716 signed in on Friday, July 11th at 1:12pm

Name	Adrian
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington DC
Comments	As an exiled Scouser (yes, it SHOULD be capitalised) I miss a good fight - can I borrow Margret for a couple of weeks? I promise to send her back just the same.

Guest 3,715 signed in on Friday, July 11th at 3:31am

Name	Mel
My page	Of Myth And Music
My URL	http://fortunekitty.phormix.com/
Led here by	Barry
Location	The West Country (on a tractor ... speeding ... through a field)
Comments	Absolutely hysterical. Strangely enough, Margaret sounds like my Mother ... thusly I will become her one day ... I've given you the cold shivers now haven't I? Keep updating, I demand to hear more!! Mostly because I'm incredibly nosy. But there you go.

Guest 3,714 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 7:28pm

Name	ABCD
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	teri maa ka bhosdaaaaaaaaa... teri maa ki chut hai.... kya book likhi hai baap tune.. maine khareedi aur padhi aur bheja ghoom gaya sacchi boltaa hun madarchod.. kahe likhi hai itni chutiatic kitaab baap... tu khud life mein frustu hai to kitaab likh kar humen kahe frstu kar raha hai... bhagwaan utha le utha le.. mujhe nahi is author ko utha le re bhagwaan....

Guest 3,713 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 3:51pm

Name	Tyler
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canada
Comments	This is easily one of the funniest things i have had the pleasure to enjoy...and to quote Fat Tony, "it's funny 'cause it's true"...i can paint many parallel's to my own relationship. Thanks for putting it into perspective; i think maybe i will allow myself to be humoured by it as you so obviously have...good onya!

Guest 3,712 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 2:53pm

Name	Brian Sack
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New York
Comments	I had a similar girlfriend, though I chose to GET RID OF HER as opposed to your decision to HAVE A BABY with her. The end result is I am now happily married with a rational, fun girl, not a German luntic. Why the hell did you have a baby with this girl?

Guest 3,711 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 2:20pm

Name	Tim the Enchanter
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Here
Comments	'Ere Mill, I'm wondering if photies sent to the wrong place could count as an infraction of the data protection act : http://www.lcd.gov.uk/ccpd/faqdp.htm

Guest 3,710 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 9:19am

Name	Marguerite
My page	Fat Bottomed Girls Tribute Site
My URL	http://fatbottomedgirls/batcave.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Oz
Comments	LOVE the site. I want to see more reports of arguments about the bathroom though - which way should the t.p. hang? Who should clean it? Seat up or down? Well, maybe I'm not as exciting as you - the bathroom is definitely the main source of full blown angst in my relationship.

Guest 3,709 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 9:09am

Name	Christel
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sweden
Comments	WOW, And I thought that me and my BF did argue about almost everything. Now it all seems to small to even get annoyed about. Well I still think he has to put his dirty clothes in the laundry and help out with the dishes and the house cleaning.

Guest 3,708 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 4:10am

Name	Zhengge Zhang (Pronounced Zenga Zang)
Led here by	Magic
Location	Hotlanta Georgia
Comments	You and your "girlfriend" are great. I can only imagine what you love life must be like. Mil:soo..you in the mood? Margret:No, you suck Mil:Come on babe Margret:ok if you bloody do not call me babe ever againm but use a rubber Mil:WHY SHOULD I USE A BLOODY CONDOM?! MARGRET:DO YOU REALLY THINK WE SHOULD BRING ANOTHER CHILD INTO OUR TWISTED WORLD EXPOSING HIM'HER TO OUR INSANE LIFESTYLE OF CONTINUOUS ARGUING OVER BLAH?!?! Mil:WHY SHOULD I USE A BLOODY CONDOM?! Margret:you're sleeping on the couch Mil:bloody condom... HAHA you rock my English brother

Guest 3,707 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 2:33am

Name	Stacey
My URL	http://www.thestace.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Maryland, USA
Comments	A co-worker passed the link to "Things" on July 2nd. My work efficiency dropped at least 50o I could get through all the absolutely, side-splitting humorous stories. It's quite comforting knowing I'm not the only one who looks at a housemate and thinks 'is this person real?' (Not that I really thought I was the only one.) Many thanks for the laughs. Love your writing style! Now, please do the hoovering!

Guest 3,706 signed in on Thursday, July 10th at 12:18am

Name	Meg
My page	Damn... dont have one yet!
Led here by	Magic
Location	Az(aka Hell), USA (run by a moron... this sux!)
Comments	This site is awsome (now known as "groovey"). I was entertained for hours! (Ok, prob more like a few minutes... Damn my sence of time!) Keep up the good work. (I hate cliches..... What else is their to say?) Gotta go tell my friends. They'll love it (or hate it...) Peace! (Damn. still haven't gotten my train of thought working again....)

Guest 3,705 signed in on Wednesday, July 9th at 11:55pm

Name	Sierra
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	America
Comments	I love your site. By far one of the funniest I have found on the net.......... Sorry,had to pause while MY second-born indignantly informed me that he had sat in dogfood. Tch

Guest 3,704 signed in on Wednesday, July 9th at 9:43pm

Name	charlie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	FUNNY AS HELL!!!

Guest 3,703 signed in on Wednesday, July 9th at 9:32pm

Name	Joshua Church
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	West Jordan Utah USA
Comments	Mil you rock the free world keep up the petty insignifacant whining that makes me feel that much better about my life

Guest 3,702 signed in on Wednesday, July 9th at 9:28pm

Name	Becca
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Baltimore, MD
Comments	Hilarious. Honestly and sadley I've spent a whole day, well part of a day 6 hours while sitting at my desk at work reading your page. Thank you. Best wishes.

Guest 3,701 signed in on Wednesday, July 9th at 8:48pm

Name	Clay David
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Oakland, CA USA
Comments	Faboo my dah-link. Simply faboo.

Guest 3,700 signed in on Wednesday, July 9th at 7:17pm

Name	Martha
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Harare, Zimbabwe
Comments	This is an exceptional site, really shows that Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. I tend to agree that your relationship epitomises a healthy interaction of two people of the opposite sex. Many couples avoid arguing because "it ruins a relationship", however I feel that a tiff once in a while does everyone a whole world of good.....and my boyfriend agrees with me (I told him so)

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