Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,500 to 3,599)

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Guest 3,599 signed in on Saturday, June 28th at 3:23am

Name	kaioatey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	prairie
Comments	Hmmm... she's pretty cool, Margret. why & how she puts up with you... is simply beyond me. cheers

Guest 3,598 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 6:30pm

Name	Kimberly
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Denver Colorado
Comments	Just got done with your book. I laughed so hard, at times, I swear a little pee came out. Thanks!

Guest 3,597 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 5:41pm

Name	Lane
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Austin
Comments	I just finished your book. Very funny. I just wish I could have read it at work.

Guest 3,596 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 5:02pm

Name	Ana
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Work
Comments	Bloody perfect for when time stops on a Friday afternoon. It's too difficult to read at work cos I'm in a small open plan office & just burst out laughing hysterically from time to time and it's certainly not because of European funds. Thanks a lot.

Guest 3,595 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 4:38pm

Name	Sarah Hayman
My page	Sarah's Page (imaginative, I know)
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/pop/london
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	A stone's throw from Twickenham
Comments	I'm reading your book.. the webpage addy was on the back of it (which you already know so I'm not sure why I felt compelled to mention it). Anyway, in a world of pathetically banal webpages (and books .. Ok so I read a lot - I don't get out much), this my dear boy, is funny. I don't give out compliments often, and I hate guestbooks, so please, feel suitably honoured.

Guest 3,594 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 12:46pm

Name	Kayleigh
My page	Err...haven't thought of a title yet
My URL	http://errrr...haven't quite got round to writing it either
Led here by	Magic
Location	A small building in a university campus somewhere in Nottingham
Comments	How to avoid doing any work: read Mil's Apology Homepage. How to get fired: get caught laughing at Mil's Apology Homepage. How to get your colleague fired: claim they sent the link to you in the first place. Oh, and also claim that the reason the shared drive is full is because they're using it to store porn. Mil, your site is great. I have become a slavering worshipper that wants to kiss your feet and follow you around gazing adoringly at you until you snap, run me down with a lawnmower and use the pieces to fertilise the geraniums. Alternatively, I could just do some work and stop blithering.

Guest 3,593 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 9:59am

Name	DAVE
My page	WHO HAS TIME FOR A HOMEPAGE ANYWAY?
My URL	http://http\\www.SEE ABOVE.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	TEXAS
Comments	I LOVE THE SITE. YOU HAVE A REAL PENCHANT FOR CONVERSTIONAL WRITING. YOU HAVE DEMONSTRATED A FANTASTIC AMOUNT OF PATIENCE AND UNDERSTANDING WHERE MARGARET IS CONCERNED THAT I DON'T THINK I COULD HAVE DUPLICATED, CONGRATULATIONS. I WOULD HAVE BURIED HER IN THE BACKYARD A LONG TIME AGO, MYSELF. THANKS AGAIN FOR THE GOOD READ.

Guest 3,592 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 8:02am

Name	Ryan Lue
My page	LiveJournal User ascienceapart
My URL	http://ascienceapart.livejournal.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Los Angeles, California, USA
Comments	I've spent about the last four hours reading through your entire site, Mr. Millington, and I felt compelled to convey to you my utter admiration for your amazing talent for writing and your obscenely expansive vocabulary. I also think your relatioship with your girlfriend's wicked cool.

Guest 3,591 signed in on Friday, June 27th at 4:08am

Name	Ahlindra
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	Just saying thank you for having the page up. I laughed so hard at times:) Will buy the book for sure, and signed up for the mailing list. Hoping for more great reading.

Guest 3,590 signed in on Thursday, June 26th at 6:24pm

Name	Annalisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	Hey, I'm a wacky Californian! Oh wait, did i say that out loud? Very cool site, and just fyi, teenage girls can read and understand ur quirky lovelife with just as much depth as a middle aged brit. Kapeesh? Oh, and the reason that americans stress so much on marriage isn't so much the ceremonial aspect of the thing, but that we get some tax breaks with it. ;)

Guest 3,589 signed in on Thursday, June 26th at 1:09pm

Name	Sylvester Hayhurst
My URL	http://www.wildreckoning.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Santa Cruz Mountains, California, USA
Comments	Quite disturbing. Just earlier this morning I discovered an email in my inbox with the subject line "Naked In The Barnyard With Goats." Was it from you?

Guest 3,588 signed in on Thursday, June 26th at 11:57am

Name	Henrik
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Absolutley fantastic! I love ur page and now I hate margret ;) Do someone know if the book have been relesed in Sweden?

Guest 3,587 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 10:05pm

Name	Jake Sorem
Led here by	Magic
Location	Minnesota in the US
Comments	Hrm...As a Republican, and an American, I am outraged...well, maybe just a little upset...okay, I'm actually avoiding work, and loving it! Want more "Things", nod nod nod nod!

Guest 3,586 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 10pm

Name	Sharon
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	SF, CA
Comments	Another thanks to Mark Morford (SF Gate's 'Morning Fix' columnist) for including this link -- Mil, your writing is inspiring.

Guest 3,585 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 6:55pm

Name	Sarah Fowler
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Hertford
Comments	Brilliant page, superbly funny book, it's stopping from sleeping at the moment 'cos it's too good to put down!

Guest 3,584 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 6:37pm

Name	catherine
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	mancunia
Comments	well, I'm with margret on most of it!! (why do you have a problem with plants??) bloody hilarious, so much better than the guardian column!!why so?

Guest 3,583 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 4:11pm

Name	Mandie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Norfolk
Comments	Well... not really... I just didnt want my e-mail to go out to all the rude and mocking multitudes!! Mxx

Guest 3,582 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 4:10pm

Mandie of Norfolk, England sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,581 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 3:27pm

Name	Andy
My page	House 77
My URL	http://h77.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. I laughed and cried.

Guest 3,580 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 3:21pm

Name	Emma
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nottingham
Comments	Oh and incidentally have you ever had the typical line of "ah well can you prove that?" in an argument...then you cant think of anything its "you cant can you!? Ha that means im right" and if you do "oh youre just making it up...you liar".... This page is frightenly familiar....

Guest 3,579 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 3:08pm

Name	Emma
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Nottingham
Comments	Another tedious day at work survived. At least I know theres someone else in an "interesting" relationship : ) Thanks for making me smile.

Guest 3,578 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 6:55am

Name	skattrkattr
My page	skattrkattr's retreat
My URL	http://skattrkattr.yoll.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	canada
Comments	lovely wonderful page! I ran across it for the first time, and it really cheered me up today.

Guest 3,577 signed in on Wednesday, June 25th at 12:28am

Name	Angela
Led here by	Web page
Location	The Netherlands
Comments	Good site, but you need to update it more :)

Guest 3,576 signed in on Tuesday, June 24th at 3:50pm

Name	Joey Deacon
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	England
Comments	Very funny website. I had to read it all the way through, and subscribe to the mailing list, and tell all my mates about it. Only one thing - could you change the colour from red and blue to white? That way, my boss will think I'm reading his boring word document rather than an incredibly funny webpage (although the occasional stifled giggle might give him a clue)

Guest 3,575 signed in on Tuesday, June 24th at 12:52pm

Name	Scott Clabaugh
My page	? (my computer knowledge similar to your car knowledge)
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington State, USA
Comments	It's never going to end...

Guest 3,574 signed in on Tuesday, June 24th at 8:43am

Name	James Lacey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	Top site - a veritable cack...why not do as I do to avoid arguing with my wife: stay out all week getting drunk with your mates and then hide in the cupboard all weekend. That approach has given us 14 wonderful years together and we plan to start communicating with each other soon

Guest 3,573 signed in on Tuesday, June 24th at 4:39am

Name	Sandy Douglas
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Kennebunk, Maine, U.S.A.
Comments	Just brilliant, and a thanks to Mark Morford of the San Francisco Chronicle for the tip

Guest 3,572 signed in on Tuesday, June 24th at 2:38am

Name	ewen
My page	TOTAL INSANITY
My URL	http://www.totalinsanity.8k.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	plymouth
Comments	ha ha comedy site and oh so true! talkin through films dammit! visit my sit efor more comedy dudes!

Guest 3,571 signed in on Monday, June 23rd at 11:25pm

Name	Andrea Kloh
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	San Rafael, California USA
Comments	Thank you for the entertainment. I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time. Besides being great fun your site is helping me overcome fear of fights with my dear boyfriend. There is life after arguments!

Guest 3,570 signed in on Monday, June 23rd at 8:47pm

Name	Anna Grace
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	I found this website hilarious... but please,PLEASE tell me you and Margret are NOT going out anymore, with that many fights, you must have NOTHING in common... especially that important issue with cutting the kiwi in half.

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Guest 3,568 signed in on Monday, June 23rd at 12:53pm

Name	Jenifer Marx
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I am India Dello Strologo Frazier's mother and, at her urging, am reading (and immensely enjoying) your book. Thanks.

Guest 3,567 signed in on Monday, June 23rd at 7:36am

Name	Rachel
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Thanks for making me laugh. I tried to share the humor with my boyfriend but it was useless. He didn't get it. Thanks anyway.

Guest 3,566 signed in on Sunday, June 22nd at 10:38pm

Name	W. Donald Dickinson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Baltimore, Maryland/Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Comments	I was tearing up from laughing so hard reading your lamentations. Misery is a frustrating and mind numbing trial. Unless it's happening to someone else-then it's funny.

Guest 3,565 signed in on Sunday, June 22nd at 3:36pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Manchester, UK
Comments	Hi Mil ... is that Edinburgh in the background of the photo at the bottom (the one with you and Margret kissing)? Sorry if someone has already asked this. Thanks for the site :-)

Guest 3,564 signed in on Saturday, June 21st at 11:38pm

Name	Dan
Led here by	Magic
Location	York, UK
Comments	Mil - you are some sort of God to sad people, a portion of the populace to which I am relegated by 99.9f those 'other' members of society who 'know' me. Therefore, by simple logic, you are a God (minor deity really) to me. I have been in a 'serious' (blah) relationship with the same woman (despite my best efforts) for 7 years now and, thanks to you, I no longer feel cast adrift and alone. I may even consider MINE to be somewhat LESS mad than your partner, a fact which fills me with hope for a better future. Just so you don't confuse me with 'wacky Californians' (they are MORE than just wacky, believe me) and people who don't understand the unique and intelligent 'sub-text' of you brilliant page I wouldl ike to make one small analogy: I love to watch those American cop programs where stupid people do REALLY stupid things and big American cops beat the hell out of them for it and save the world... mainly because as mundane and shite as my life can get, the stupid people on these programs getting stomped on by big American cops have WORSE lives than I do. So is your page to my romance, thogh I understand that you are happy and all... takes me back to a conversation we had at work the other day (whilst copiously NOT working, and when your page had NOT been updated) that the 'cleverer' one is, the unhappier one is... isn't misery great? Anyway, thank you from the very depths of my soul for so many things, not least of all laughter in the centre of depravity, Dan. PS - I have a cool web Pseudonym (Prudens) but thought you may appreciate the fact that I know it is a pretentious and rather wank name, so I went out on a limb and used a rather common first name instead.

Guest 3,563 signed in on Saturday, June 21st at 2:01am

Name	Gazza
Led here by	Search engine
Location	sweden
Comments	This site was thouroughly hilarious since I can identify,Im not saying that Im a victim of a gigantic yadayadaconspiracy, but I do know for sure the feeling of complete resignation when the tone hits her voice...

Guest 3,562 signed in on Friday, June 20th at 10:19pm

Name	Kristina Buchanan
My page	Nahhhhhh
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Half Moon Bay, California
Comments	I'm German (Berlin even), husband (ex but I can't seem to get rid of him) is from Hackney (East London). I'll try to get his lazy ass off the couch to read this but not before I get him to hoover the place for once. Well done my son, well done. The kraut.

Guest 3,561 signed in on Friday, June 20th at 9:41pm

Ashley sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,560 signed in on Friday, June 20th at 8:39pm

Name	Kai Fisher
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Mount Vernon, WA, USA
Comments	Mil, Several people had tried to get me to your site but I thought it was probably just some stupid Flash movie designed to crash my computer. But I came, I saw and I laughed my hindquarters off. You are so right. It's the stupid arguments that are a sign of intimicy. My partner of 5 years have the same arguments and generally end up bursting out in laughter. We have our tea bags in a cannister. Actually they are MY teabags. They are arranged in a circle slanted to the right because that's the way it's supposed to be. Partner loves to change the direction just to upset me ;-) When I ask "who screwed up the tea bag cannister?" I already know the answer. It's simply a rhetorical question. The answer is always something like "the dog did it." Arrrggghhhh!!! Anyway, your site is great and shows real love. ~Kai

Guest 3,559 signed in on Friday, June 20th at 1:29pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Paisley, Scotland
Comments	my boss thinks im crazy coz i keep sitting silently on my lunch break staring at the computer. then suddenly starting to laugh!

Guest 3,558 signed in on Friday, June 20th at 3:50am

Name	Dana
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA, KS
Comments	Hilarious. What better thing to do, than read this at work.

Guest 3,557 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 10:50pm

Name	Debra Buchanan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	Absolutly hysterical. I love it and I can't wait to read the book. I will also keep "tabs" on the site for new posts. Just for fun, my Grandmother was German - I recognized a great deal of her in your descriptions of Margret.

Guest 3,556 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 8:09pm

Name	Wendy
My page	Quest for the perfect man
My URL	http://lasvegasbreezyjones.blogspot.com/
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Boy!! This hits the nail right on the head...but it goes both ways for sure.

Guest 3,555 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 4:28pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Web page
Location	Royal Palm Beach, FL
Comments	Hilarious hilarious. I'll read everything I can find. Not all today though.

Guest 3,554 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 3:37pm

Name	Karl
My page	Renegade Commentaries
My URL	http://www.renegadecomemntaries.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ingerland
Comments	Totally cool, immensely funny. So funny I forced everyone I know to read it. Bought the book, read the book, loved the book. Must have more!

Guest 3,553 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 12:12pm

Name	SuzieTreherne
My page	Book Exchange
My URL	http://www.bookexchange.bravepages.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	UK
Comments	Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely hilarious!

Guest 3,552 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 10:28am

Name	alexandra
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	interessting! hmm

Guest 3,551 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 7:17am

Name	Nani
Led here by	Magic
Location	Tampa, Florida
Comments	This is HILARIOUS. One of the best, most chillingly (yes, chillingly) satirical sites I've seen. Have fun with your German bundle of fun and all of her insane plants.

Guest 3,550 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 4:54am

Name	Piper
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Missouri, USA
Comments	You're brilliant, I tell you; genius, I say!! Your stories are wonderfully pleasing to the humor palate, and very well told! (Even better that they're true!) Definitely getting the book, can't wait to see more. :) :)

Guest 3,549 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 3:31am

Name	michelle
Led here by	Magic
Location	England
Comments	Feel sorry for my nieces fella who has to put up with being told things such as... "Tuna comes from dolphins, THAT IS WHY THERE IS A PICTURE OF ONE ON THE SIDE OF THE TIN SEAN!!!" That was a good argument of thiers that lasted days. The violence was repeated everytime poor Sean was re- telling the said story to a friend and didnt realise his beloved was standing behind him. Every time.

Guest 3,548 signed in on Thursday, June 19th at 1:29am

Name	Mandy
Led here by	Magic
Location	Cape Town, South Africa
Comments	Thanks Mil. Hysterical! Night shift will never be the same again! You're perfectly correct (once again!) - entirely on my employer's account.

Guest 3,547 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 10:07pm

Name	Sunny
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Kalifornia
Comments	You have solved so many mysteries in the area of bi-cultural relationships! I'm American (hard headed German decent)Husband is English. After all these years we still argue over: flat or fitted sheets, talking with mouths full (me) using only a fork (me) and not being psychic about offering him a cup of tea every half hour (me again) and the mother of them all: driving. Now I just need to read the book! All in all, it's how different we are that keeps us together and oh so happy!

Guest 3,546 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 9:50pm

Name	ђυņtęг78 ©
Led here by	Search engine
Location	uk
Comments	top banana :)

Guest 3,545 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 9:19pm

Name	Jeremy Kemp
Led here by	Web page
Location	Germany
Comments	Oh Mil, I know how it is, I have been married to one of those for over 30 years and we are still together! 'just love your eloquent humour and with a bit of luck you will find they cool down with age and you will discover it was their way of showing their love - who would have guessed? - mind blowing! Jeremy

Guest 3,544 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 6:23pm

Name	paul smith
My page	your mum
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sothampton
Comments	this takes the piss

Guest 3,543 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 5:40pm

Name	Orlie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Texas
Comments	... im sorry.

Guest 3,542 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 1:48pm

Name	Barry Pierce
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	hahahaahahahahahahaha

Guest 3,541 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 11:08am

Name	Zaf
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Painfully funny. Cheers for the subtextual advice. :o)

Guest 3,540 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 7:16am

Name	Steve
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Brooklyn NY
Comments	You have a serious gift with words. I feel for you seriously, but the spin you put on it to vent, and way you write is hilarious. I can't stop laughing as I read, and have to stop occasionally to calm down. Wouldn't be surprised if you were on TV or the news someday. Great site. Laughing, cheeks hurting, loving the whole read. You write amazingly. Best of luck to you.

Guest 3,539 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 6:32am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pittsburgh PA
Comments	I love Margret. Does she have a page/newsletter? (I thought about it, glanced at the FAQs, and was in such a daze that I decided to post this anyway.

Guest 3,538 signed in on Wednesday, June 18th at 4:22am

Name	Porshayzee
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	Absolutely hilarious!!! I can't get over the plants and the pics of the plants. You guys are sooo funny! I am not going through anything like this with my boyfriend so i can't relate but i just wanted to leave with this: GIRLS PLAY TOO MANY GAMES AND ARE WAY TOO DRAMATIC!! (yes i'm a girl)I feel so bad for you!!!

Guest 3,537 signed in on Tuesday, June 17th at 8:56pm

Name	stephanie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	england
Comments	i think the things me and my girlfriend have argued about page is brill and in response to the mission impossible thing for margret u should set her the task of not buying any more plants for a month.

Guest 3,536 signed in on Tuesday, June 17th at 6:24pm

david spring of england sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,535 signed in on Tuesday, June 17th at 5:13pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oregon, US
Comments	This page was actually given by someone on a support group for people dealing with loved ones who have borderline personality disorder. It probably comes as no surprise to you that this is being shared by people dealing with the mentally ill ;-) I think it's bad to have a laugh at your misfortune, but I couldn't help it. You have put a hilarious spin on some really difficult situations. Best of luck to you, and keep fighting the good fight!

Guest 3,534 signed in on Tuesday, June 17th at 3:17am

Name	Kelsey
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Canada
Comments	Absolutely Brilliant!! While reading this, I felt like I was back home with my parents. I used to sit with my head going back and forth like I was at a tennis match.

Guest 3,533 signed in on Tuesday, June 17th at 2:08am

Name	VJ Misra
My page	Personal Web Space
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/vijaimisra
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Mountain View, CA, USA
Comments	This is the most hilarious thing i've ever read about a girlfriend! I wish i were so vocal about it!

Guest 3,532 signed in on Monday, June 16th at 10:22am

Jenn of TN, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,531 signed in on Monday, June 16th at 6:18am

Name	Azure Eternity
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Oh, and I forgot to praise you for this incredibly funny website. So, consider yourself praised.

Guest 3,530 signed in on Monday, June 16th at 6:11am

Name	Azure Eternity
Led here by	Web page
Location	You're going to laugh... Okay, Alabama.
Comments	In defense of teenage girls (as I am one)who wonder why you stay with your girlfriend, it's not such an idiotic mistake. While it might seem obvious to you and other more experienced readers that you love your girlfriend, is it so difficult to understand that a teenage girl (whose only models for love and relationships may be their parents and romantic movies)could misconstrue your sentiments? Anyway, I know you're not trying to be mean and just affectionately poking fun, but I simply wanted to clarify why I was confused. In my defense, I was raised and am currently living in Alabama - so I blame the teachers. ;)By the way, I HAVE read Catch-22. It's one of my favorite books.

Guest 3,529 signed in on Sunday, June 15th at 10:47pm

Name	DrRobert
Led here by	Magic
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Sorry, I could not read the whole list...it hit too close to home. I was ear to ear for what I did read, however. I'll bookmark it for later. I'm about due for an argument soon when she gets home, 'cos I'm a drunken sod and haven't done anything but look at internet porn for 2 hours. "What an old codger I am!" Thank you, Stranglers! Live from LA DrRobt.

Guest 3,528 signed in on Sunday, June 15th at 10:34pm

Name	DrRobert
Led here by	Magic
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Sorry, I could not read the whole list...it hit too close to home. I was ear to ear for what I did read, however. I'll bookmark it for later. I'm about due for an argument soon when she gets home, 'cos I'm a drunken sod and haven't done anything but look at internet porn for 2 hours. "What an old codger I am!" Thank you, Stranglers! Live from LA DrRobt.

Guest 3,527 signed in on Sunday, June 15th at 12:15pm

Name	tom
My URL	http://www.absence.live.com.au
Led here by	Magic
Location	south aussie
Comments	haha. this page is gold. funny as. so how the hell DO you manage to stay together happily then? haha.

Guest 3,526 signed in on Sunday, June 15th at 11:13am

Name	Roo
Led here by	Barry
Location	Not US
Comments	Hilarious - I read the whole page in one go, then read it again and I'm still laughing out loud. With the windows open. People are walking past and I just don't CARE! I live alone, btw, and most of my neighbours know this.

Guest 3,525 signed in on Sunday, June 15th at 1:07am

Cameron Causey of Fairfax, California sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,524 signed in on Sunday, June 15th at Midnight

Name	Andre
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	As a fellow survivor of a relationship with a German girlfriend (briefly fiancee), I can attest to the utter truth embedded in each and every one of these recollections. I must confess that I'm having flashbacks to some of my own past episodes (did she ever leave a steak knife imbedded in the top of the kitchen table after the last evening's argument?) Peace & Health, Andre San Francisco, California

Guest 3,523 signed in on Saturday, June 14th at 2:41am

Name	Chastity
My page	Sunflowers Place
My URL	http://www.sunflower24.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Great Site!

Guest 3,522 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 10:49pm

Name	Agent J
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canada, eh.
Comments	I just finished reading your page now, and have only one thing to say. Disturbing. It's hilarious, because your comments sound like some that I would make, and a lot that I wouldn't. Yet disturbing in that me and my girlfriend have had a lot of the same arguements you and Margret have. Oh well, keep up the good work, and win one for the home team. This is Agent J, signing off.

Guest 3,521 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 10:35pm

Name	richard dennis
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i've also realised i'm a muppet who can't work the refresh button properly. sorry about that.

Guest 3,520 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 10:33pm

Name	richard dennis
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Location	london
Comments	just wanted to say cheers for making me laugh so hard. and well done in having such a great relationship with someone, i'd love to have such an understanding with someone. haha, you're a lucky guy.

Guest 3,519 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 10:30pm

Name	richard dennis
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Location	london
Comments	just wanted to say cheers for making me laugh so hard. and well done in having such a great relationship with someone, i'd love to have such an understanding with someone. haha, you're a lucky guy.

Guest 3,518 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 10:26pm

Name	richard dennis
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	london
Comments	just wanted to say cheers for making me laugh so hard. and well done in having such a great relationship with someone, i'd love to have such an understanding with someone. haha, you're a lucky guy.

Guest 3,517 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 9:53pm

Name	hans nystrom
My page	www.geocities.com/Hertland/Farm/4000
Led here by	Search engine
Location	sweden
Comments	it is not nice and only sometimes funny...hans

Guest 3,516 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 8:31pm

Name	Cory
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	West Palm Beach, Florida
Comments	I'm a long-time fan. Yours is a strange path, my friend. Strange indeed. The beauty of your stories is that they underscore the pure joy we humans experience from engaging in the dialectical process with someone we appreciate. Sure, she "wins" on paper more often than not (no Mil, she really does), but I believe you have a different way of defining "winning" than most people. Keep it going.

Guest 3,515 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 5:35pm

Name	Erika
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Sounds alot like us, but hey its fun right?

Guest 3,514 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 5:18pm

Name	Anneli
My page	Annies site
My URL	http://kickass.at/Anneli
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Love this site

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Guest 3,512 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 4:15pm

Name	suzanne
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	mil, I havent laughed so much in ages!!!! thankyou!!!! i identify so much me and my b/f srgue about everything from which chinese restaurant to the importance of me going to watch him play football on a sunday morning i ask you!!!

Guest 3,511 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 2:51pm

Name	Daniel Robinson
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hi. Great little page, interesting read, I love your scarcasim. Daniel

Guest 3,510 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 5:13am

Name	Cameron
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	Mil, mate, you do have a lot of patience. After reading the FAQ's and seeing that you do love your Girlfriend, I have to conclude that you actually like having these arguments. I find that disturbing. (My Boss wants that hour back it just cost him for me to read your page. hahaha)

Guest 3,509 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 3:24am

Name	Lisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	Recently, a "male friend" tells me he has lost interest because I am "high maintenance." He says this after an exchange over the birthday gift I bought for him. An hour after he says this, a friend sends me a link to your site. I start reading it and immediately send the link to my male friend, with the comment, "Now, THIS is high maintenance." I feel completely justified. Thanks!

Guest 3,508 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 1:06am

Name	Colin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oakland, California
Comments	A good way to open those stuck lids is by tapping the lid with the blunt edge of a kitchen knife while rotating it. When you're finished (if done correctly) the lid will have little marks around it's edge like the hour lines on a clock. It's a foolproof method, which my wife usually fails at, oddly enough. Give it a try.

Guest 3,507 signed in on Friday, June 13th at 12:27am

Name	Dave McIntire
Led here by	Magic
Location	Los Angeles, California
Comments	As an American I take issue with your many comments on America and American culture and that issue is just this; Have you ever actually been here because your observations are just too bloody accurate. Job well done, my boy. I've been giggling for the last two days and my coworkers are starting to wonder. Except for the one I told about the website. He's giggling too. cheers

Guest 3,506 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 11:01pm

Name	Lisa Seibert
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Diego
Comments	Us women folk are a strange group. I have to admit I have Margret qualities in me...we all do!!! :)

Guest 3,505 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 9:55pm

Name	Bob
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Kentucky, USA
Comments	I loved this site. I have been howling with laughter every time I think of it for days. Funny thing, my wife didn't find it amusing at all. She seemed to think Margret is being picked on. I don't see how. Women! Thanks for the laughter.

Guest 3,504 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 8:16pm

Name	Alana Dill
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Alameda, CA, U.S.A.
Comments	This question is a potential goldmine for you: Ok, if you do everything she tells you to do, what about the stuff she doesn't tell you to do that you do anyway, and the stuff she doesn't want you to do and assumes you know she doesn't want you to do it, and you also do it anyway even though you should have KNOWN you weren't supposed to, and the stuff she really does want you to do (like the valentine) but then tells you not to do and then you don't do it and her feelings are hurt? (oh, you covered that with Christmas). There, you should be able to milk an entire column out of THAT mess. I have to say I forwarded your URL to my husband and he said I was only a TEENY bit like Margret. The part with the stacks of cutlery piled in the sink like a nest of shrapnel waiting to fly apart. Ok, so he gets to cook next time. He does not know how mightily I suppress the urge to hang windchimes simply because I know he loathes them. Don't tell him I secretly like them, or he'll start to question my collection of broken crockery and bits of string.... grins Alana Dill

Guest 3,503 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 4:42pm

Name	Fredrik Adolfsson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	...and now I've read the FAQ, but will probably still read the book instead of the webpage.

Guest 3,502 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 4:41pm

Name	ebony
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	singapore
Comments	insane-ly fun-ny. you must've a madcapped relationship.

Guest 3,501 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 4:27pm

Name	Fredrik Adolfsson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	You live an interesting life, or at least you describe it interestingly. I'm considering to buy the book when it's released here in Sweden. For the moment I've used up a whole good hour reading about 'things'. Not done by far, but I think I'll wait for the book...

Guest 3,500 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 4:14pm

Name	Jay Millington
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Comments	Mil, loved the book, and can't wait for the movie. Strangley, my wife doesn't appreciate the book the way I did. Maybe the humour is meant more for men? I did try to find out if we are related, but my deceased grandfather, although an only child, apparently had some 'skeletons' that I am not sure of. I have no idea exactly what that means, except that maybe I should be in your will. Cheers for now.

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