Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,400 to 3,499)

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Guest 3,499 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 3:08pm

Name	Stuart
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Portsmouth, England.
Comments	Every thought of filming the book?? ( I mean MAKING a film BASED on the book, of course....still, that could be good..) You guys rock.

Guest 3,498 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 2:05pm

Name	Manu
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Belgium
Comments	I laughed at the arguments you and your wife went through a lot. They sound very familiar. At the risk of sounding like a sadist: keep it up!

Guest 3,497 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 12:06pm

Name	elmsyrup
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Further to my posting on Monday (entry number 3,475), I got the info from adding up the sales of each different edition on each Amazon website. Did I calculate wrong? I was just adding it up in my head but I do think that's about right unless the sales are counted more than once in some way. Perhaps, Mil, 'they' haven't told you just how popular you are. Just the one edition on the German site has sold 634,003 copies at the time of writing.

Guest 3,496 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 11:32am

Name	Helena
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Very funny page indeed =) Kept me busy for too long though...

Guest 3,495 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 6:17am

Name	jarod
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Oh and the guy who did the entry before me is the reason people think americans are stupid. dude go get a life yourself you idiot. Mil probably makes more a day than you do in a year, and he's got a great girlfriend. go shoot cans off a fence or something. sorry i had to do that...people like that irritate me...

Guest 3,494 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 6:13am

Name	Jarod
Led here by	Magic
Location	Cenral Florida (may we have a major hurricane and drive the snowbirds home!)
Comments	You two are mental and it's great. I wish you both the best of luck and I hope you are together for a long time to come. I can see what you mean about a good arguement bringing people together (also about those californians. man how do they do that?). if i had a job (yeah, almost 17 and no job, I'm a bum eh?) and any money I'd go out and buy the book immediately. Yeah, well I'm going to stick thing page under my little favorites button and check it out from time to time. P.S. I'm sure my mom is dialing the number for the local mental ward as I type this, seeing as I've been laughing myself almost into asphyxiation.

Guest 3,493 signed in on Thursday, June 12th at 3:05am

Name	matt m
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	united states
Comments	you two should get a divorce and save some webspace. you two are pathetic. get a life.

Guest 3,492 signed in on Wednesday, June 11th at 10:31pm

Name	Lauren
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Massachusetts, USA
Comments	Okay, I'll confess. I love your page. It makes me laugh - outloud - in front of people. As if they didn't think I was whacked already... so the other day, I'm browsing (meaning spending money shamelessly) in a local (to me, of course, not you) bookstore... and I see it... there on the shelf... your book. I'm so excited, I grab it and make a mad dash for the cash register.

Guest 3,491 signed in on Wednesday, June 11th at 9:26pm

Name	john braiman
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	downtown NYC
Comments	haven't finished the whole page yet as my boss keeps walking by and i have to pretend i'm working. especially loved the dishes thing, i know you're pain on that one. the love of my life can't boil water without using three spoons and a food processor

Guest 3,490 signed in on Wednesday, June 11th at 9:26pm

Name	Nikki
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	i meant read the book. duh

Guest 3,489 signed in on Wednesday, June 11th at 9:25pm

Name	Nikki
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	england
Comments	tis very funny. and the book made me laugh. lots. i got some strange looks so a tip to all you people who haven't yet red the book - for gods sake don't read it in public unless you want people around to mutter about finding out the number for the local mental home. especially the bit about the umbrella and the hole. i was sitting there on the underground with tears running down my face - great stuff. though on the plus side it meant i got plenty of space to spread out - no-one else wanted to be seen sitting next to moi.

Guest 3,488 signed in on Wednesday, June 11th at 8:26pm

Name	Marjo
My page	-
My URL	http://-------
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Francisco, California, USA
Comments	Keep up the frothy banter!

Guest 3,487 signed in on Wednesday, June 11th at 4:05pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Web page
Location	Seattle WA
Comments	A bit long. Still in my book perhaps the orneriest and most touching love letter I can imagine. Both of you are terribly lucky.

Guest 3,486 signed in on Wednesday, June 11th at 1:21pm

Name	Tobbe
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	WHOOAHHAHHAAA!!! The best site in ages! I laughed my head off, much better than working... I have to improve my arguments with my girlfriend, we're lightyears behind. But maybe none of us is so wonderfully psychotic as both Mil and Margaret! CHEERS!!

Guest 3,485 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 11:53pm

Name	ray
Led here by	Barry
Location	Thank's be to god 12,000 miles from you
Comments	Get a fucking life;drop kick!!

Guest 3,484 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 9:56pm

Name	Gemma
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	North Yorkshire
Comments	I think Margaret is soo funny! I am a bit worried because I have noticed that I tend to act like her (though im not quite as insane.) I may seek some pshycological help now. Thanks Mil!

Guest 3,483 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 3:18pm

Name	Lucy
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Essex (piss off, I was born in Wiltshire, oh, shit)
Comments	Why hasn't Margaret dumped you? I think she's totally valid in her exasperation at your constantly and deliberately infuriating behaviour. Incidentally, does she have a homepage?

Guest 3,482 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 2:06pm

Name	Ed
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Washington, DC
Comments	This was absolutely wonderful. However, suddenly my relationship seems so placid that I am concerned that perhaps there is something wrong. Oh great, I was sitting there minding my own business reading on my employer's time, basking in the glow of being Amerincan, and now I am overwhelmed by existential angst over the status of my love life. I hope you're happy, see what you've done?

Guest 3,481 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 11:06am

Name	x
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/anarchistannie/GeneralStuff.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Manchester, England
Comments	The bit about the dream catcher above the bed was really funny. And i'm glad you whooped the ass of the M.o.S. !! :)

Guest 3,480 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 10:25am

Name	Richard
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Palmy, NZ
Comments	Found your site a long time ago, loved it, lost it, found it again and finally noticed your mouse over, brilliant site and that topped it off nicely.

Guest 3,479 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 8:48am

Name	Pete
Led here by	Magic
Location	Edinburgh
Comments	I'm three quarters of the way through the book and am loving it. The tragic similarities with my own relationship are frightening (strangely, she doesn't see it). Like the photo of Edinburgh on the website by the way.

Guest 3,478 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 7:33am

Name	Hayden
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tasmania
Comments	Great site, I have my own Margret, mine however comes with a different name and seems to be a less sophisticated model. I will cross my fingers and hope that the aliens will soon come and install the new software. And I will cross everything else in the hope she never reads this. If you soon see a story in the world news that a 2o something Tasmanian man met with a tragic blender accident you will know that my hopes were in vain. >> Great read, Margret sounds infuriatingly sweet. I will be looking for the book, it might make a nice Christmas pressie.

Guest 3,477 signed in on Tuesday, June 10th at 4:31am

Name	Glen
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Read the book - hilarious - ditto the website

Guest 3,476 signed in on Monday, June 9th at 11:51pm

Name	Adam
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Basingstoke (Yes I know)
Comments	After reading your book and looking at your website I'm starting to get a tiny inkling as to who may have been your inspiration for both.....go on admit it, Uschi's really Margret....now do I get a prize? Incidentally, book was excellent, got me through my recenty holiday a treat, keep it up sir!

Guest 3,475 signed in on Monday, June 9th at 8:15pm

Name	elmsyrup
My URL	http://lamacq.cjb.net
Led here by	Barry
Location	Cardiff
Comments	Three things - "love is like slicing onions" (that's my translation of the German title of the book, I may be wrong). That's a bit of a crap title. Also the Audiobook is gonna be £40. Forty bloody pounds! (Is it? Also, when's it out? And who's reading it? I'm always the last person to hear any of this stuff - Mil.) Still, it might be interesting to listen to. I'll ask my library to get it. And lastly, congratulations Mil- on Amazon alone, you've sold approximately 1,756,000 copies. (Eh? Only if they sell each copy about 1,000 times. I don't think they've even printed* a tenth of that number, for sale anywhere, world-wide. Where'd you get that figure from, Emma? - Mil.)* This is not including the amazon.jp website, which I can't make head nor tail of. At ten p. a copy that would be £175,000. (Yes, it would.) Hopefully you get more than that per book. But then you need to take taxes into consideration, which for somebody who is self employed... oh dear. (Fortunately - like the vast majority of authors - I haven't earned a single penny* from book sales, nor do I ever expect to. This makes my tax calculation a lot easier. - Mil.)* Never mind, at least you can say you're popular.

Guest 3,474 signed in on Monday, June 9th at 5:46pm

Name	Glenn
Led here by	Magic
Location	directly on a fault line in California
Comments	I disagree with your politics, and you're a damned bleeding heart liberal (ironic coming from a wacko Californian), but I thoroughly enjoyed TMGAIHAA. Much of my company's time has been wasted on this site.

Guest 3,473 signed in on Monday, June 9th at 5:44pm

Name	Lisa
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	South Florida
Comments	My daughter gave me your book as a birthday gift. Wonderful site, and loved the book. I've been filling my friend's mailboxes with links to the site. Thanks for sharing

Guest 3,472 signed in on Monday, June 9th at 5:31pm

Jim Davies of UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,471 signed in on Monday, June 9th at 4:18pm

Name	Ellie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Good ol' Waco, Texas
Comments	I loved it. A person from Indiana I met randomly last night in Jason's Deli (do you all have that?)told me about it, so I came, and I've spent my first few hours at work looking at it. Can I also just comment on how sickening it is that these people who posted used abbreviations? I hate that. Like: "u r great". Idiots. Secondly, I would like to see more pics of you and your fam. Including the infamous lady friend. Also, quick question, why don't you two get married? I did read the FAQ, but that doesn't explain why. I'm curious, and feed my knowledge. However, everything rocks hard. Good luck, and I might buy the book.

Guest 3,470 signed in on Monday, June 9th at 6:18am

Name	tanya
Led here by	Web page
Location	culpeper va
Comments	UPDATE THE FREAKIN SITE!..OMG!!...YOU UPDATE LIKE NEVER!!!..I COUNT ON THIS PLACE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!!!...UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE....PLEASE!!!!!!!

Guest 3,469 signed in on Sunday, June 8th at 11:54pm

Name	rita
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I love ur page, but that may be because i am a lifeless teenager with nothing better to do then stare at the computer, embraced by its warm glow, either way, keep it up, ur site's hilarious! The only problem is u don't add 2 it fast enough, but mayb its just me.......

Guest 3,468 signed in on Sunday, June 8th at 12:10pm

Name	RAAAAAAWR
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i've been following this page for the past year or so... maybe more? and i've read your book. i think that's the last update is the sweetest one i've seen so far though :P.

Guest 3,467 signed in on Sunday, June 8th at 11:56am

Name	eos
My page	eos online
My URL	http://e0sx.cjb.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	new jersey, usa
Comments	this is the best website on the face of the planet!! well... the best one that i can actually relate to...

Guest 3,466 signed in on Sunday, June 8th at 9:19am

Name	Barry Mantelli
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, WA USA
Comments	Absolutely brill. Thank you for being able to reiterate that no woman, anywhere, from any background, is comprehensible. They are all, as you so eloquently have put it, 'mad as eels'. Again I'm reminded why I'm single, and again why a woman allows you to see the world from a perspective never befor encountered. Cheers

Guest 3,465 signed in on Saturday, June 7th at 11:49pm

Name	Diane
Led here by	Search engine
Location	liverpool
Comments	So funny, i think i may actually vomit, reassuring to know there are people who are just that bit more messed up then me... keep up the disfunctional relationship please...

Guest 3,464 signed in on Saturday, June 7th at 11:26pm

Name	Barry
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Great site, really funny. So how does The Weekly end up being so naff? Is it a split-personality thing?

Guest 3,463 signed in on Saturday, June 7th at 4:16pm

Name	Jane Acres
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Kent (sorry)
Comments	Whiled away most of last nights shift by laughing my way through the site and growling at the students that appear to believe that I am employed here to help them.( Fools) Loved it all.

Guest 3,462 signed in on Saturday, June 7th at 12:06pm

Name	Mal
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	This guy must have so much time on his hands. You really have a weird life.

Guest 3,461 signed in on Saturday, June 7th at 3:32am

Name	roll
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	canada
Comments	i love it, leave her! if you don't, you really love here! at least she can't argue that!?

Guest 3,460 signed in on Friday, June 6th at 10:43pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Web page
Location	Manchester, UK (only for uni though)
Comments	I've spent ages reading through your site and I have to say that it's the funniest thing I've ever read. I feel so guilty for laughing at events in your relationship but you just have such a way with words. I'm now on a mission to tell all my friends about this place and to get your books to read on my holiday.

Guest 3,459 signed in on Friday, June 6th at 5:02pm

Name	David
My page	Airshow Photography
My URL	http://www.aero-pix.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	Very funny stuff. I hope you are planning to help pay for the therapy that your children will eventually need.

Guest 3,458 signed in on Friday, June 6th at 2:15pm

Name	Oz
Led here by	Barry
Location	Surrey, UK
Comments	Thankyou! I've honestly not laughed this much in years. Reading your website is something that somehow manages to make my day go so much quicker. Have you seen the episode of The Simpsons where Bart draws a cartoon called "Furious Dad" which is based on on Homer and everything Homer does he puts into cartoon format? Well I think you'd be well advised to send the link for your website to several TV broadcasting stations as an idea for a series. It'd be a killer I can guarantee! Thanks again, D

Guest 3,457 signed in on Friday, June 6th at 1:03pm

Name	Sean
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Melbourne
Comments	On the advice of a friend, I idly clicked on this link and found myself reading your page... the next twenty minutes involved me in increasingly attentive perusal, screaming with laughter, and a harrowing incident where I almost sprayed breakfast cereal across my computer's keyboard during an ill-advised attempt to eat and read your observations at the same time. Thank goodness there's a book.

Guest 3,456 signed in on Friday, June 6th at 6:53am

Name	Peter
My page	---
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Here
Comments	You funny.

Guest 3,455 signed in on Friday, June 6th at 4:45am

Name	Mike
My page	Ice's World
My URL	http://www.putergod.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Atlanta, GA USA
Comments	Very humorous. Although, I do think Bush is doing a good job, not that I actually care that you find him repulsive or anything...

Guest 3,454 signed in on Thursday, June 5th at 5:54pm

Name	Robyn
My page	I don't have one-yet anyway...
Led here by	Web page
Location	North Yorkshire
Comments	I discovered this website about 6 months ago, and I have been an avid reader ever since, I've even managed to introduce it to all of my friends as well! I read your book the day it was re-released and I have to say that the car-chase scene was literary genius! I hope a sequel is on its way!

Guest 3,453 signed in on Thursday, June 5th at 9:24am

uday of Mumbai India sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,452 signed in on Thursday, June 5th at 2:15am

Name	Lex
Led here by	Barry
Location	the boons of good ol' Maine
Comments	Ouch, Mil ... that last entry really hit me right here in the ol' tickeroo. Being a teenage girl, and not to mention an American, I'm deeply offended. ...I think I will go cry now.

Guest 3,451 signed in on Thursday, June 5th at 1:19am

Name	Sharon Haas
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	United States
Comments	I can't stop laughing ......

Guest 3,450 signed in on Thursday, June 5th at 12:48am

Name	Carolyn
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canary Islands
Comments	Funniest and best composed site I've encountered in a long while. Margret, keep up the good work!

Guest 3,449 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 10:18pm

Name	Franc Calzone
Led here by	Web page
Location	Italy
Comments	Talk about hitting the nail on the spot!!

Guest 3,448 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 9:17pm

Name	anna-karin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	I have no comments!!!! Love this, so crazy!!

Guest 3,447 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 5:04pm

Name	Bill
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Fort Lauderdale
Comments	First ever guest book signed in 10 years on the internet. This deserves a television show. A movie, or a play, or a visit to the asylum, I'm not sure....

Guest 3,446 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 3:43pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	Hilarious. was gonna type something hilariously funny and witty in respect of your great site but failed

Guest 3,445 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 3:42pm

Name	P. K. Mansfield
My page	Google
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Phoenix, AZ
Comments	Thank you

Guest 3,444 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 9:08am

Name	ALvin mecca`
My page	a no-no
My URL	http://a no-no
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Usa
Comments	This is fu****** fantastic.My next girlfriend has to reads this and im e-mailing my previous headache.

Guest 3,443 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 7:12am

Name	SnoopLover
My page	DrEdWeRkZ
My URL	http://dwerkz.6x.to/
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Delaware
Comments	I sent the link to my girlfriend, let's see what happens....!

Guest 3,442 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 5:38am

Name	Fredrik
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Just love it! Can't wait until your book get published here... Keep up the good work, 'cause I'm not!

Guest 3,441 signed in on Wednesday, June 4th at 3:17am

Name	khaled
Led here by	Web page
Comments	you guys are worse than a really old married couple

Guest 3,440 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 10:23pm

Name	Dan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Calgary,Canada
Comments	Oh man I think I dated her sister(s)

Guest 3,439 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 9:14pm

Name	Jeffrey L. Whitledge
My URL	http://www.cswnet.com/~jwhitled/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Jacksonville, Arkansas, USA
Comments	"England" is "East of Buffalo?" I don't understand. There's nothing east of Buffalo. Just ocean. What are you talking about? Is it near Long Island?

Guest 3,438 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 6:52pm

Name	Lynn
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I'm an American who generally "lacks" in the sense of humor department, but found myself howling with laughter and had to stop reading at one point (since I was of course on work time)! Argue on (and post please)!

Guest 3,437 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 6:24pm

Name	Ashleigh Meier
My URL	http://wuzzle.org/~ash
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	netherlands
Comments	Loved this, your gf and I separated at birth maybe???

Guest 3,436 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 5:11pm

Name	Martin Tucker
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Antonio, TX
Comments	Mil's work is pure genius. Take heart that, as I was howling with laughter, that some part of me was feeling his pain.

Guest 3,435 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 2:48pm

Name	Dave Embrey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Home in Wolves
Comments	Deja vu or what? Is my wife related to your girlfriend, or, are all women like that? I've bought her the book...

Guest 3,434 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 12:34pm

Name	Tim The Enchanter
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Here
Comments	You forget Mil that Mr Blair is currently residing in number 11 because number 11 is bigger and he need the space for all his ankle biters. See the end of this page : http://www.downingfamily.org/10 Downing St..htm

Guest 3,433 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 7:05am

Name	Jamie
My page	Emerald Dawn
My URL	http://www.emeralddawn.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, WA, USA
Comments	lol...I'm a teenage girl, but I happen to be the exception to your rule that all teenage girls are idiots. Most of them are, I agree, which is why I tend to migrate toward college classes and graduate a year early, so I don't have to be near them. You might say I'm antisocial, and a very rare specimen of the species of teenage girls. ANYWAY. I know what subtext is, and irony, and yes--I can see that you love your girlfriend very much, and I'm not going to screech at you to get married. I am not daunted by large amounts of text (I can't be--I read computer code for a living [well, a grade], after perl English is a snap) and yes--Bush sucks. ::bow:: Thank you.

Guest 3,432 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 4:42am

Name	Tom Burton
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Japan
Comments	Thanks for filling the incredibly boring free time between lessons with a worthwhile read. Really funny. Other teachers throughout the office thought I was nuts (even after I explained some of what you said), but Japanese people have a strange sense of humor anyway. Think I'll buy the book when I visit home in 2 months.

Guest 3,431 signed in on Tuesday, June 3rd at 2:22am

Name	Caroline
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Ontario, Canada (born in Northampton, England)
Comments	Dear Mil, Margret and Mr. Archivist (whomever you may be,) First of all, it was actually a link in an e-newsletter that led me here, but the above option most closely resembled the truth. I began reading your "Things" page a few days ago but have inexplicably lost all track of time, so I am unsure of the exact date. I then proceeded to your home page and read EVERYTHING there, following ALL of the links you generously provided your adoring public. At that point I joined your mailing list and am awaiting my first delivery from said list. Needless to say, when that happens I will be overjoyed. After signing your Guest Book I then read ALL of the archived entries and felt an uncontrollable need to comment further. While I dearly loved the Apology Page with your comments included, I understand why you resist the impulse to respond to guest book entries from idiots. This of course includes anyone who thinks you and Margret should part ways, that you hate her, that the two of you should marry, that the four of you need counselling, that you should kill her, etc, etc. As for the ones who waste their time writing mind-numbingly stupid things, just look where it's coming from and pity them. My selfishness calls out to you for a response to these people. However, your approach is, of course, correct. There is no need for you to waste your valuable time pointing out the buffoons to us, they do a perfectly adequate job of that themselves. I hope someday I will be loved as much as you love your Margret. Anyone who thinks you don't is either blind, stupid, has absolutely NO sense of humour, cannot read, is deliberately not "getting it," or any combination thereof. Congratulations on the invitation to Downing Street, I await with bated breath your account of the festivities. While there, please knock on the neighbour's door (10 not 12, but you knew that) and say hello. Perhaps give him a copy of your book, he, more than most, probably needs to laugh these days and most likely gets rare occasion to. Speaking of your book, I will be purchasing it as soon as I am able. (For those of you that wonder why I have not done so already, please refer to comment number 3415 below. If any of the good people out there would "loan" me their copy, I shall be eternally grateful. Of course, not enough that I will ever return it though, so be warned.) Thank you Mil, for providing these glimpses into your life. May you and your family continue to be blessed in all that you do and may you always reach just a little farther than you think you can touch.

Guest 3,430 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 10:18pm

Suzanne of manchester UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,429 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 8:53pm

Name	Steve
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	This is the funniest stuff I have ever heard. Thanks, I'll have to look for the book then... I feel bad having not paid for such fun.

Guest 3,428 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 8:16pm

Name	Mikey
My page	eh?
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	North East
Comments	Funny as f***... I read the column, got the book recently but didn't know about the site. I have spent the day advising my friends at work to try it... dunno why they keep running to hide when they see me coming!

Guest 3,427 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 7:27pm

kate sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,426 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 6:37pm

Name	Vez
My page	Living Syndication band
My URL	http://www.livingsyndication.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boston, MA
Comments	You're an incredible writer, and if there was a book, I'd buy it (is there a book already?). In either case, if you ever feel like checking out some good music feel free to check out my band Living Syndication.. Keep the laughter coming ! :) -P

Guest 3,425 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 6:23pm

Name	M.S.
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I could not read through this page in its entirity, i could not bear it past the picture book. i deeply send my condolences, wish you the best, and in the strongly likely chance that you end up in an insane asylum. have them send me an e-mail to confirm my suspicion please.

Guest 3,424 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 5:17am

Name	Wolfgangerl Loup
My page	Idlephile's Eric Idle shrine
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/ricelied
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sadly, the US
Comments	I've said it before (Yes I'm the idiot that signed your Guestbook three times [Once for real, again to 'correct' something that didn't need correcting, and a third time to state my stupidity and correct my unnecessary correction.] and have e-mailed you.) this is one of the greatest sites on the web. Mr. Millington, you should stand up and take a bow. One day when I help Eric Idle take over the world, I'll save a special seat of power for you. (Yes, yes I am only kidding. Come on back, it's okay.) But truly, this site is hilarious and you are a sexy, sexy God. But you knew that already, right?

Guest 3,423 signed in on Monday, June 2nd at 12:11am

Name	Johan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	Best. Page. Ever.

Guest 3,422 signed in on Sunday, June 1st at 2:51pm

Name	Jim Kuza
My page	n/a
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Victoria, Texas, USA
Comments	Warum haben Sie denn eine Deutsche geheiratet?

Guest 3,421 signed in on Sunday, June 1st at 2:47pm

Name	Craig
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Twin Cities, Minnesota, USA
Comments	Your life with Margret seems to parallel my own. Excepting the parts about England and a formalized relationship and the humor-as-a-defense-mechanism. I find solace in alcohol, but only when consumed to excess. Thus begins yet another argument...

Guest 3,420 signed in on Sunday, June 1st at 11:17am

Name	India
Led here by	Barry
Location	TN USA
Comments	You know, the last really satisfying argument that I had with my stupid, drunken sot of a boyfriend was about his tendency to get "likkered up" and set roadkill afire. Considering that we DO live in Tennessee, it's quite a cliched, and done sort of thing to do... Eh, I digress. Anyway, so my best friend happens to walk into our living room as I shouted "Well I'm don't want you to SPEND the next ten years setting possums on fire!" I still haven't lived that one down.

Guest 3,419 signed in on Sunday, June 1st at 8:09am

Name	Andrew Lagemann
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Tampa, Florida
Comments	"When I'm driving the car, Margret reaches across and operates the indicator." That is precisely why Americans moved the driver's position to the left side of the vehicle.

Guest 3,418 signed in on Sunday, June 1st at 5:49am

Name	Brittany
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Pittsburgh, PA, US
Comments	Very entertaining, had my entire computer apps. class wondering why the hell I was laughing, then after reading some of the site, STILL wondering...but that would be expected, had you known my computer apps. class.

Guest 3,417 signed in on Sunday, June 1st at 5:03am

Name	Crystal Lewis
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Coast of Oregon, USA
Comments	Funny, whimsical, I peed on myself....

Guest 3,416 signed in on Saturday, May 31st at 3:26pm

Name	Rob Monson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Utah, USA
Comments	Great! I nearly died from asphyxiation from laughing so hard.

Guest 3,415 signed in on Saturday, May 31st at 12:51pm

Name	Caroline
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Canada
Comments	I'm wishing i had hurt my back long ago so i would have had opportunity to lie here for endless days in excrutiating pain and come across your pages sooner. You have given me hours of painful laughter and eased the mind-numbing boredom. Thank you.

Guest 3,414 signed in on Saturday, May 31st at 9:46am

Name	Eels
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Scotland
Comments	I'd like to thank you for providing such a novel basis for another stupid argument with my boyfriend last night. The lengthy, molar-gritting, brow-contorting disagreement was resolved when he eventually (and inevitably) conceded that I was in fact correct, and was not (as he'd subtley intimated earlier) thick. Of COURSE we'd been talking about totally different sections of the site ... Anyway, I last heard from him at 3am and he won't answer my calls. Thanks a bunch.

Guest 3,413 signed in on Saturday, May 31st at 9:42am

Name	Eels
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Scotland
Comments	I'd like to thank you for providing such a novel basis for another stupid argument with my boyfriend last night. The lengthy, molar-gritting, brow-contorting disagreement was resolved when he eventually (and inevitably) conceded that I was in fact correct, and was not (as he'd subtley intimated earlier) thick. Of COURSE we'd been talking about totally different sections of the site ... Anyway, I last heard from him at 3am and he won't answer my calls. Thanks a bunch.

Guest 3,412 signed in on Saturday, May 31st at 3:01am

Name	Dennis Post
My page	Home Improvement
My URL	http://pages.zdnet.com/chridenp
Led here by	Magic
Location	Minneapolis, Minnesota
Comments	Very entertaining! So, when does the movie come out? Maybe you could get together with Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob)and co-write this masterpiece...I'm sure that Shannen Doherty would make a great Margret. Seriously, My wife and I were laughing through this whole piece....Thanks for the entertainment!

Guest 3,411 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 8:58pm

Name	Krissa
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Phoenix, Az
Comments	A coworker thought he should send me this link.. since then the entire department has shut down and we've agreed that if any one were to try and turn on our indicators it would result in violence or death. We comtemplated holding a sit in to protest the behavior, but someone mistook it for a PETA event and we've been scrubbing red paint off the sidewalk ever since. Your patience astounds me. When I was 16 I decided I was tired of being a methodist and became a lesbian instead. In the years since my girlfriend has saw fit to put ATLEAST 50 small bars of soap on my bathroom sink that I am not allowed to use to wash anything. Not my hands, not my face, they just sit there. In fact, they are not to come into contact with water, so I was thinking, since you've survived 13 years of logic such as this, you could tell me, What is the point of this soap?, and why is it taking up my counter space?

Guest 3,410 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 6:40pm

Name	barbara
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	US
Comments	I have urged, nay ordered, my husband to read this, saying that no matter how much of a raging cow he may occasionally accuse me of being, compared with Margret I will appear as the Sweet Princess of Reason. Really. Frighteningly, I sometimes see behaviors of my own in both Mil and Margret. Oh, and as a voting American I'd like to apologize for whatever role I might have inadvertently played in the election of George W Bush. Truly. Trust me when I say that a majority of us did not want him. Not even to repair the stopped-up plumbing, much less to be In Charge Of The Missiles. Sorry about that.

Guest 3,409 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 6:30pm

Name	Fayga
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NJ, USA
Comments	Dear Mil, It would really be convenient for me if you could stop being entertaining and clever for just a few days, as I have a Tuesday deadline to meet, and all this is really quite distracting. In fact, if you could see fit to take your site offline for just a few days, it would really help, since I keep finding new things to peruse. If you could also sneak over to New Jersey and empty my browser's cache, it would probably help too. Thanks so much for your help with this matter, Fayga

Guest 3,408 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 5:23pm

Name	Helen
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	In Sweden
Comments	Oh lordy, I had such great hours reading everything you have written on here. You have a priceless sence of humour, I laughed soooo much. I am really happy for you both :-)

Guest 3,407 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 5:20pm

Name	Jason
Led here by	Web page
Location	California
Comments	Aww.. too many words, can you make a shorter version?

Guest 3,406 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 5:18pm

Name	Johan
Led here by	Magic
Location	Finland
Comments	great page

Guest 3,405 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 12:58pm

Name	Monica
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Thank God I'm not the only one having ridiculous fights with my boyfriend!

Guest 3,404 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 10:43am

Name	Gary
My page	Artists Against The War Scotland
My URL	http://www.aatws.org.uk
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Pictland
Comments	Just thought you might like to be alerted that TMGAIHAA's "Perfect Partner," as listed by a***n.co.uk, is the new Harry Potter! Congratulations, Mil, you have* done well for yourself

Guest 3,403 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 6:54am

Name	Laliana
My page	Ixtlan
My URL	http://www.ixtlanguild.org/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Glendale, CA (USA)
Comments	I love this site, been in my Favorites for over a year. Today someone posted it on a MB I visit daily and had to come back. Sad to say, I am kinda like Margret but not so extreme...tho my boyfriend may say otherwise =p

Guest 3,402 signed in on Friday, May 30th at 1:25am

Name	Chris Walker
My page	Sorry- not up yet
My URL	http://See above
Led here by	Barry
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	Thanks for the great laugh! The Jason Gillepsie thing is simply awesome. Keep it going! Chris Lover of Amy

Guest 3,401 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 9:36pm

Name	Jay Young
My page	Listen to your Uncle Jay
My URL	http://ask for it
Led here by	Web page
Location	N 30 14.282' W081 32.677'
Comments	Nice- Out-fucking-standing, actually. Boy, I wasted the SHIT out of my employer's dollar today. Makes all my relationships look like a walk in the park. If I were you, I'd have climbed a clock tower and started thinning out the neighborhood long ago. Good luck- TBG

Guest 3,400 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 9:04pm

Name	Gabriela
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	no planet bigger than Texas
Comments	I just ordered your book. My favorite place for reading is my bed and I can't do that with your website. I am a German girl and I can relate to your girlfriend. Germans are like that, dammit!

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