Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,300 to 3,399)

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Guest 3,399 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 8:48pm

Name	antoine sciberras
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	all the same

Guest 3,398 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 6:44pm

Name	Mr. P.C.
My page	Mr. P.C.'s Computer Repair
My URL	http://mrpc.bizhosting.com/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Williamstown, P.A.
Comments	Thank GOD for women, but did he have to make them so "anal retarded". It's a good thing you showed me her picture or I would have thought you started dating my Ex-wife. And I am proud to be an American.

Guest 3,397 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 6:38pm

Name	Amy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Kansas City. Missouri, Untied States
Comments	This is oe o the funniest places i have ever been to. Keep adding on.

Guest 3,396 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 6:27pm

Name	Andrew
Led here by	Web page
Location	Eastern Canada
Comments	Without laughter, we have nothing. Well done!

Guest 3,395 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 4:57pm

Name	may
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa
Comments	tell margaret to run.....not walk.....to the nearest psychiatrist she can find!

Guest 3,394 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 2:49pm

Name	Eric
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Denver, Co
Comments	Although I didn't read "every" entry (hey, I gotta pretend to do SOMETHING at work), I really enjoyed your website. I'll have to go back to it to read the rest, bit by bit. And thanks for liking some of us dumb Americans (which I agree with you, we got alot of lunkheads here).

Guest 3,393 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 2:12pm

Name	India
Led here by	Magic
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	Your wonderfully hilarious book helped my husband & I survive a recent 2 week Italian holiday w/our 2 yr old & 4 yr old sons. I had a lovely time but there were a few moments when I thought he would throw himself in front of a speeding Vespa in order to escape our family togetherness. By the way, women are always right. -India

Guest 3,392 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 6:53am

Name	Amanda
My page	Spacekitten7
My URL	http://spacekitten7.cell7.org/index.php?p=3&c=1
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	St. Louis, Mo USA
Comments	Love it! Great read! You express yourself wonderfully.

Guest 3,391 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 4:02am

Name	Thogar
Led here by	Barry
Location	London-town
Comments	What's happened to the Archivist? Has he eloped somewhere liberal with the Invigilator? And why on earth have I had to resubmit this twice? My head hurts. Make it stop.

Guest 3,390 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 3:53am

Name	Wizard
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	US
Comments	Never seen such a long definition for the word "psychopath".

Guest 3,389 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 3:03am

Name	Teresa Dowell
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	I can't wait to tell my husband about your site. He thinks I am an incredible nag for asking him to flush the toilet. Thanks to your girlfriend for making me look easy-going!!

Guest 3,388 signed in on Thursday, May 29th at 2:17am

Name	gillian
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	somewhere small and messy
Comments	well unless u changed the faqs recently or i just overlooked this i ask... why do u not put somewhere on the opening page when u update tmgaihaa? it would be very nice of u bc i am a rather lazy person and scrolling to the bottom of the page all the time really takes it out of me... as does typing complete sentences and words... so i use elipses (sp?) instead... see like that... but anyway it would be absolutely wonderful of u to do that... but somehow i think we share in laziness and u'll just tell me to scroll to the bottom of the page anyway... i concede already... you win

Guest 3,387 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 8:25pm

Name	Joy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	This is sad!! If you and your girlfriend can't along, why are you with her, and why is she still with you? Relationships were made for more than this, and more than physical. Your love for one another will be shown in your respect, words, and reactions. If you love each other, prove it!

Guest 3,386 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 8:23pm

Name	Sheryl Fisher
Led here by	Magic
Location	Lee's Summit, MO
Comments	I just finished your book and my face is hurting from laughing. It was kind of hurting before I started the book, but now it really hurts. You are very, very funny and very, very, very, very sick. Keep up the good work!!

Guest 3,385 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 12:42pm

Name	gerry
Led here by	Web page
Location	Belgium
Comments	Hi there Mil just a quick word to congratulate you with a scorchingly funny website. Thanks for making me look like a right knob, laughing out loud whilst being the only person in the room. I will forward your URL to as many people as possible to evangelise your mad-cap adventures with your lovely partner Margret. Isn't it a shame that your friend and top-bloke Kieron Gillen is leaving PCGamer? You two should get together and make a funny website about PC games.(not that this is an actual hole in the market, but still, I would read it...) So, although this is turning out to be more than a quick word I'm gonna wrap this up. I am a busy man, I have to go places!...er, or just go back to reading the Onion on company time. Cheers, mate, thanks for the laughs. Keep it up! Gerry

Guest 3,384 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 11:40am

Name	Simon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Marlow, England
Comments	Do you know what the most frightening thing is? I lived with my German (ex)girlfriend for 3 years and shared the shower with some strange fern/palm from Dehner/Ikea at least once a week...... It is all a bit too familiar for me..... But very funny

Guest 3,383 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 11:38am

Name	Flick
My page	Flickk's Fantasies
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/flickk77
Led here by	Magic
Location	Berkshire UK
Comments	So, a totally healthy relationship then. Well done!

Guest 3,382 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 4:16am

Name	Heather
Led here by	Magic
Location	Cleveland, OH
Comments	This site contains the humour necessary to cohabitate with anyone... great stuff!

Guest 3,381 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 3:35am

Name	Sara
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/piperandleoalways/index.html
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	HEHEHE! I love your page it's so funny. Some of these things remind me about the things my parents fight about except for when they fight you can hear them 5 miles away. And as an american I don't believe in marrage and I think that it's great that you and your girlfriend are just that boyfriend/girlfriend. I wish the both of you many years of joy and happiness. Blessed Be Sara

Guest 3,380 signed in on Wednesday, May 28th at 2:47am

Name	Tricia
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Louisiana, USA
Comments	i heard about you from Lockergnome. i'm afraid my face is going to break from laughing so hard. (What do my "significant other" and i argue about? Me waking him up from a nap on the couch with my insane giggling. i tell him it just proves that i do indeed have a sense of humor, even if i don't laugh at all of his jokes.) ;)

Guest 3,379 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 10:05pm

Name	Liv
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	first time i found this page? when my boyfriend(of a LONG time) broke up with me....it helped a lot... now i'm going through the net alphabetically (the first page is Aardvarks anonomous, if you're wondering) i've found it again...you still crack me up....

Guest 3,378 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 9:46pm

Name	peter
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/hotdamn_21m
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	hmmm .. seriously, is this a joke?

Guest 3,377 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Maddy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Vancouver, Canada
Comments	I hear counselling can do wonders...

Guest 3,376 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 7:02pm

jessica g. of charlotte, nc, us sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,375 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 7:02pm

Name	Molly
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	St. Louis, Missouri, USA
Comments	I'm currently reading your book, and I want to tell you, it's insanely funny. I haven't stopped laughing since I started it. And it reminds me, completely, of the relationship I'm currently in. Exactly.

Guest 3,374 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 5:58pm

Name	LadyDuff
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	wow I have never ever heard of people that fight as much as you seem to do, and about such things as those! But, if you are still together you have to be too much in love with each other to let the arguments get in between!! This is a funny page I have to say!

Guest 3,373 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 11am

Name	Carlos
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	The Midlands
Comments	Scarily reminiscent of my brother and his German wife - she once broke two of his ribs (accidentally of course) play fighting. Love the site, especially the apologies, recommend the book (£2.99 from W.H. Smith) and hope there will be another one.

Guest 3,372 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 10:13am

Name	Wanker
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	You are a real sarcastic nitpicker, you must be jewish and she is german....I guess we know how this will end. I usually dont make such brash statements but I am a wanker american you know! But it does make for excellent reading material. Great Site!

Guest 3,371 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 9:17am

Name	Franco
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Gassino, Italy
Comments	You're a genius. Honestly.

Guest 3,370 signed in on Tuesday, May 27th at 4:07am

Name	miranda
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	break up.

Guest 3,369 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 11:33pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Web page
Location	S.E England
Comments	I've only read about a quarter so far but have bookmarked it for later. It's just about the funniest thing I've read for ages on the net. Good luck to you both.

Guest 3,368 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 9:40pm

Name	Bob Jackson
My page	Ethereal Blog
My URL	http://etherealtrades.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Shreveport, La. USA
Comments	Lockergnome had a bit about your site. It is a hilareous read... and you've got my vote for Saint this year.

Guest 3,367 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 5:29pm

Name	Ray Johle
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Nevada
Comments	your girlfriend is cute on the full moon...haha. this kinda reminds me of my relationship with my ex-wife. notice i said ex-wife...haha.

Guest 3,366 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 2:03pm

Name	jack
Led here by	Search engine
Location	scottsdale az
Comments	email me

Guest 3,365 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 12:13pm

Name	American
Led here by	Search engine
Location	away from you , thank GOD
Comments	i feel sorry for jonathan and peter. poor kids to have such terrible parents. you all live your lives for stress. so sad.

Guest 3,364 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 11:38am

Name	Rhianna Meteyard
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane, Australia
Comments	This page is absolutely brilliant, it's good to know that I'm not alone on the world. Who would have thought that you could make money out of having a completely disfunctional relationship. Good Job.

Guest 3,363 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 11:09am

Andrew M.Klein of Alexandria Virgnia USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,362 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 6:16am

Name	An American
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Mil For President! hehe.... just kidding! Mil for King!

Guest 3,361 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 5:49am

Name	Target Of The Icecubes
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Holy crap. I'm impressed that you two could stay together. This list was so long, I couldn't even read all of it. Kudos for not killing each other.

Guest 3,360 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 5:42am

Name	Ray
My URL	http://www.web-wizard.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Melbourne , Australia
Comments	And your still together ? Must be pretty terrific sex can be the only explanation ~! Hahahahhahahahaha

Guest 3,359 signed in on Monday, May 26th at 3:14am

Name	Michelle Foto
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sugar Land, Texas
Comments	This is one of the funniest web pages I've ever seen since getting on the net. Best of luck to you and your girlfriend :).

Guest 3,358 signed in on Sunday, May 25th at 10:35pm

Name	Janet
Led here by	Web page
Location	Belfast,Northern Ireland
Comments	I first encountered this site a few motnhs ago and found it to be one of the funniest things on the web,so I was pleasantly surprised when I walked past Waterstone's (bookshop) today and saw the book in the window.I suspected it might have some connection to you,and alas! it does!Anyway,that was a random and pointless piece of information,but there you go.Yeah,great site,cool book and adios..

Guest 3,357 signed in on Sunday, May 25th at 10:12pm

Name	Carolyn
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Nevada City, CA
Comments	The best thing you and your girlfriend can do for your children is to kill each other and leave them as orphaned.

Guest 3,356 signed in on Sunday, May 25th at 4:16pm

Name	elmsyrup
My URL	http://lamacq.cjb.net
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	Is Greg Thomas of the LOTW section reading this? If so I have a question to ask his wife. How come you're brave enough to go backpacking around Tunisia, but run off screaming when you see some nice gentlemen enjoying each other? I mean, that's what happens in toilets. And if they didn't mind you being there it's the perfect opportunity to have an ogle. Or is that just me?

Guest 3,355 signed in on Sunday, May 25th at 5:18am

Name	Scootter Dee
My page	No Excuses Join Today
My URL	http://www.usanahealth.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Buffalo, New York
Comments	OK, everyone! I just mixed up an OREO cookiee pie crust with milk and had pie-crumb cereal. Then I had some Wegman's-brand mozzarella. My Yogi herbal tea is in the microwave and now I have to pee. (-:

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Guest 3,353 signed in on Saturday, May 24th at 11:21pm

Name	John Kirk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Comments	Canada is NOT the same as America. in fact, if there's anything more Canadian, it's defending just how un-American we are. Now, having emigrated to Canada from Britain, I take great comfort in the fact that I live in a country where being British is considered fairly handy. In comparison to our neighbour to the south, I don't have to worry about getting my head blown off, I can leave my front door unlocked and rely on one of the greatest health systems in the world. Oh - and thinking isn't difficult for us - we've just got enough politeness to refrain from telling people that they're morons.

Guest 3,351 signed in on Saturday, May 24th at 7:17pm

Name	Andrea Spangler
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Virginia, USA
Comments	I think that the funniest comment was at the end about how most of the people viewing this were on company time. This is true. I'm at work.

Guest 3,350 signed in on Saturday, May 24th at 1:41pm

Name	Jose M. Castellanos
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA
Comments	Unbelievably hysterical or just plain sad, not sure! Good luck with your next girlfriend. PS Did you change Margret's name to protect the innocent? Because you must be talking about my old girlfriend.

Guest 3,349 signed in on Saturday, May 24th at 11:28am

Name	Filip
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	Oh brother! I feel for you! Du bist mein doppelganger..

Guest 3,348 signed in on Saturday, May 24th at 8:55am

Name	Teri
My page	A Lonely Beautiful Girl
My URL	http://www.alonelybeautifulgirl.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	(mumbling) california
Comments	Idiot ex-partner actually. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Thank you so much for devoting the time to your website (even if it's a kind of public therapy). We love you for it! My best to your muse and kids!

Guest 3,347 signed in on Saturday, May 24th at 2:46am

Name	Tim Poillock
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Australia
Comments	Well, I got the link of IRC, and the above is closest to it without choosing 'Other'. Anyway, I absolutely love the page. When I go out to the shop I'll see if there's a copy of TMGAIHAA. Congratulations on creating it, I really did enjoy reading it. All the best for you, Margret, your kids, the plants, the friends in Germany with the naked photos of Margret and everyone else coming to me that you know. Cheers mate.

Guest 3,346 signed in on Friday, May 23rd at 11:26pm

Name	Jonathan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Right here
Comments	Bloody histerical- Congratulations on a fine catch mate- have a sherbert for me will ya?

Guest 3,345 signed in on Friday, May 23rd at 9:28pm

Joe of Somewhere in Wacky California sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,344 signed in on Friday, May 23rd at 7:33pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Magic
Location	Home ?
Comments	I've not read all of your arguments yet but it rings so many bells I'm going deaf. Have you got to the 'last word' yet ? Walking out of the room as you have the last word I mean. Ha take that ! It doesn't work though - much experimentation has taught me this. Jolly good site though. Bought the book (then found it was cheaper at Smiths (do you get more if I pay more ?) How many times can i write in here ? Chris

Guest 3,343 signed in on Friday, May 23rd at 2:08pm

Name	Bob
My page	Taebo Select Weight loss products
My URL	http://www.carblo-taebo.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Milton, VT, USA
Comments	What a Hoot! Now I'm addicted so I had to buy the book to get another "fix"!

Guest 3,342 signed in on Friday, May 23rd at 1:57pm

Name	laurier
Led here by	Search engine
Location	scotland
Comments	i thought the butter in the ear story was great. my boyfriend thinks i'm very much like margret.

Guest 3,341 signed in on Friday, May 23rd at 1:11am

Name	Jack
Led here by	Magic
Location	Coeur d'Alene, Idaho USA
Comments	Thank you for treating me to a wonderful wacko and informative journey through your world. I think I feel a deja vu coming on... The real key is cooperation.

Guest 3,340 signed in on Friday, May 23rd at 12:18am

margret of london sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,339 signed in on Thursday, May 22nd at 2:02pm

Name	Marcus
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Australia
Comments	I'm english married to a German woman - need I say more. Like looking in a mirror!

Guest 3,338 signed in on Thursday, May 22nd at 11:42am

Name	coracat
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	somewhere in Germany
Comments	well, I just found this page and I love it. Since I'm only an 18-years-old and single I can't say "Oh my gosh! This is so my realtionship!" Then again, I dont'think that your relationship is comparable. And I think there is no need to compare it at all. it's unique, that is. And I nearly spilled my coke over the new school computer screen some minutes ago while I read this. Umm... I think that's it. I'm not into signing guestbooks, but I just had to. Well... forget about this nonsense. but hey stop! don't! Whatever. I'm weird. ~*~

Guest 3,337 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 6:11pm

Name	vegesigo
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Birmingham (not that one, the U.S. one)
Comments	I am sorry, but I am really not impressed as my wife is from former EAST Germany (she loves it when I call her my Pinko Bride) and she has red hair (the whole temper thing is no myth). That is bad enough, but I also have one daughter with another girl on the way. Therefore, in about 13 or so years I will have be living with one full and two half German women. Women, not girls, meaning that they are hormonally in sync once a month. Thank god that I am in the Army and so can ask to be sent to various battles around the world where it is safer than my home will be.

Guest 3,336 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 6:06pm

Name	emma (elmsyrup)
My page	steve lamacq guide
My URL	http://lamacq.cjb.net
Led here by	Magic
Location	cardiff
Comments	It's better when the woman is the Margret in the relationship, when men do it, that's just crap. But anyway. I wish I had a man with bright red hair. Oh well. Just finished reading the book (very cheap in WH Smith) and I did indeed let out snorts and giggles on the bus to work, which, at seven fucking forty-five, is quite a feat. I'm just sorry I've finished reading it. Not to worry- this website is absolutely bloody MAMMOTH and that'll take a while to trawl through.

Guest 3,335 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 4:42pm

Name	emma (elmsyrup)
My page	steve lamacq guide
My URL	http://lamacq.cjb.net
Led here by	Magic
Location	cardiff
Comments	It's better when the woman is the Margret in the relationship, when men do it, that's just crap. But anyway. I wish I had a man with bright red hair. Oh well. Just finished reading the book (very cheap in WH Smith) and I did indeed let out snorts and giggles on the bus to work, which, at seven fucking forty-five, is quite a feat. I'm just sorry I've finished reading it. Not to worry- this website is absolutely bloody MAMMOTH and that'll take a while to trawl through.

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Guest 3,333 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 4:26pm

Name	sarah
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Hampshire UK
Comments	Wow! was having an extremely crap day, and reading your site made me howl with laughter. There are also male versions of Margret, my darling ex being one of them.

Guest 3,332 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 12:31pm

Name	fiona
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	up to the "what are you doing?" conversation this was keeping me amused on an otherwise dull evening... then i cracked and read the rest of it through tears and gasping laughter. Thanks for the dose of dealing with someone else's reality.

Guest 3,331 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 11:04am

Name	Billy D
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	UK
Comments	My God there are other couples out there like me and my Mrs, sometime U just wanna take her outside and shoot her cuz you know its the kindest thing to do in the longrun both for yourself (going to jail has got to be easier) and her (come on noone can bitch that much without getting an ulcer!). I pity you!

Guest 3,330 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 9:01am

Name	Kyle
Led here by	Web page
Location	College Station, TX
Comments	Great site. I look forward to reading your book! What sympathies have you re our president? I'm quite proud of "W".

Guest 3,329 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 7:52am

Name	WauloK
My page	The Bangrocks Network
My URL	http://www.bangrocks.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	Magic, as in a friend pasted it onto an IRC channel and that's not an option. Why am I posting here? Just a blatant plug to get people to look at my website ;) Great stuff. My manager would be amused to know I've been paid for reading your site for the last couple of hours.

Guest 3,328 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 6:05am

Name	me
My page	not got one
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	here
Comments	when will you learn margret is always right

Guest 3,327 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 4:53am

Name	Sarah
My page	my personal page
My URL	http://www.double.co.nz/Sarah
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wellington New Zealand
Comments	Hmm, very funny very interesting you poor poor man, half of this i understand as i am a woman, but now i also realise how my b/f feels maybe, i should stop buying plants? or is that pets? well a LONG read from top to bottom but well worth it. :)

Guest 3,326 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 4:28am

Name	meela
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Sydney
Comments	Some of the stories remind me a bit of livinkg with my mum. She loves to leave a carpet of cheese behind all over the kitchen after she cooks...well anything really, and then she screams because I didn't wash up after her. Arrrgh! Now my sister lives with her, and though she didn't believe nme at the time, often calls late at night with her stories of woe and frustration.

Guest 3,325 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 2:59am

Name	Robin Friend
My page	The Friend Family
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/9713
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	VA, USA
Comments	BRAVO!! You are a great writer and gave me quite a few chuckles!

Guest 3,324 signed in on Wednesday, May 21st at 12:55am

Name	Troy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Kansas City, KS
Comments	By far one of the most enlightening sites I have ever been to, besides the ones that start www.courtneycox, or www.heathergraham. I've spent a good time of my dating life looking for a motto to live by, and I found it here..."I don't want a normal relationship. I like ours" Great site and I look forward to the updates

Guest 3,323 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 8pm

Name	Dusty
My page	Evil Ink Studios
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/comics/evil_ink
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Colorado, USA
Comments	I laughed so hard I almost spilled my coffee! Your site (and insight) is a beautiful thing to behold.

Guest 3,322 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 7:41pm

Name	Kyong An
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	NICE. Love your site. Being a Californian, I especially liked your references to the crytal-worshipping nutcases. Being a Monty Python fan, and a fan of British humo(u)r in general, I also appreciated the subtle and not-so-subtle sarcasm. Being a Californian who appreciates British humor... well, has me surfing sites like yours. Hugs to Margret (who looks great nekkid).

Guest 3,321 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 7:12pm

Name	G Braden
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I don't know... having been married to a german (What is it about Americans and marriage?) Margret seems so... German... so normal...

Guest 3,320 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 5:43pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	Web page
Location	Connecticut, U.S.
Comments	Just last Saturday, as I am balancing the checkbook (which has somewhat belatedly answered my youthful complaint, "When on God's green earth will I ever need to use negative numbers?"), the wife enters the house with an armload of shopping bags, drops them to the floor, and announces, "I just saved $150." Your website confirms my suspicions that this is, in fact, no isolated incident.

Guest 3,319 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 1:33pm

Name	Debs
My page	my website..
My URL	http://voodoo.orcon.net.nz
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wellington, New Zealand
Comments	Wow, i got pasted this link at like 730pm and its now 1230am and i am finally at the end! (no i wasnt reading constantly)... anyways im glad i stuck with it and read it all, was very amusing, made me think a lot about my own relationship i hope like heck im not another margaret haha... me and my bf argue lots but theres no real point cuz hes always right and we both know it. haha. actually you may have just inspired me to write my own similar website. muaha but very amusing stuff, hats off, u have a way with words and tell stories very well ! :D

Guest 3,318 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 7:55am

Name	Paula
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	Ever notice how a crazy person thinks those around him are crazy and he is the only one that's sane? Hmmm... Don't think about it too much and just keep writing! It's fun to see it from the man's point-of-view!

Guest 3,317 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 6:40am

Name	Cherylanne
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Connecticut
Comments	I don't know which side to take; she is clearly insane and you are clearly a Man. Problems galore right there. This website made my day. Thanks for sharing, Mil!

Guest 3,316 signed in on Tuesday, May 20th at 1:32am

Name	Will
Led here by	Barry
Location	England
Comments	I seriously loved reading it, I laughed so much I began to like the Germans. If you have a lit'agent who the hell is it cos I need one quick?

Guest 3,315 signed in on Monday, May 19th at 11:29pm

melanie of Texas, really sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,314 signed in on Monday, May 19th at 12:25pm

Name	Simon
Led here by	Web page
Location	Surrey, UK
Comments	You have to disarm her - get the washing in when she's out, if it rains or not, fold it up nicely, put the damp stuff on a radiator, hang up the shirts ready for ironing (Tell her it did actually rain). Disarm. Do the hoovering. Disarm. Keep all the tools in the toolbox. Disarm. Do "a thing" without being asked. Disarm. Take the wind from her sails.... Seriously, it works, you do stuff that needs doing, she won't nag, pretty soon you'll find that you regularly do stuff that needs doing and she doesn't nag, you'll feel better about her, she'll feel better about you, you'll engage with her without the guns and knifes and bombs, your relationship will positively explode with happiness and contentment. And I just spent an hour and a half on your site at my employers expense. Glad you're happy and the kids are model citizens.

Guest 3,313 signed in on Monday, May 19th at 8:46am

Name	miranda
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealnd
Comments	I'm on her side. She and I are both eminently sane.

Guest 3,312 signed in on Monday, May 19th at 3:22am

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	USA
Comments	So, after loyally reading this site for many a year, I find myself on a plane to Germany tomorrow. Mil has me terrified that everyone I meet will either be naked, have pictures of my boyfriend (who lived in Germany for 3 years) naked, or will try to shove a French fry up my nose. The only things keeping me going are the prospects of decent beer and sex shops in the airport. Hopefully, Mil's dear girlfriend really is completely insane and it's not symptomatic of her being German. If not, well, that's what the beer is for, I suppose.

Guest 3,311 signed in on Monday, May 19th at 2:54am

Name	VoodooBunny
Led here by	Magic
Location	United States
Comments	I find your site highly amusing and (while being paid by my employer) spent alot of time reading every mini-story. My co-workers are now convinced I have lost all sanity I may have had left because I randomly start laughing while reading through your site. Love it thumbs up

Guest 3,310 signed in on Monday, May 19th at 1:12am

Name	Renwick Preston
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sitting in front of my pc, where did you think I would be? haha
Comments	I got here by clicking on a link from www.lockergnome.com . This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I reside in Houston, Texas, USA but have a good English name, don't I?

Guest 3,309 signed in on Sunday, May 18th at 5:40pm

Name	Jude
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	Found you on the Lockergnome newsletter. I'm shocked you haven't argued about the mole on the face of the king in the movie "The Princess Bride", as I have with my spouse. It nearly caused a divorce. You really must try it.

Guest 3,308 signed in on Sunday, May 18th at 12:20pm

Name	Craig
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Sorry about your bad luck. All my girl friends thought I was a god.

Guest 3,307 signed in on Sunday, May 18th at 10:02am

Name	Ryanne
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Houston, Texas
Comments	I loved it.... I thought it was a joke at first and as I read I said WOW... He is not kidding.

Guest 3,306 signed in on Sunday, May 18th at 7:55am

Name	Caroline Horton
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Oregon USA
Comments	My mom must have come from Germany in a former life. I couldn't read all of the web page entries. All my laughing hurt my face. Why haven't you gone mad yet?

Guest 3,305 signed in on Sunday, May 18th at 7:17am

Name	Bryon Spier
My page	nadda
My URL	http://same, nadda
Led here by	Magic
Location	CAnadda
Comments	amazinly, at my 50 yrs. , I can laugh knowingly. Ah,you brits, my ancestry. Great page Mil.

Guest 3,304 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 11:03pm

Name	Frank Haney
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Essex England
Comments	I wanted to email Mil to tell him that I bought his book today. However, I went to the email link on the web site and it seems that now he is AN AUTHOR he is MUCH TOO IMPORTANT to take emails from the likes of me. Anyway, what I wanted to say was that I bought the book from Waterstones and in the normal course of events that would entail the removal of £6.99 from my small pile of money and the addition of most of that to the publisher and a small amount to Mil's ever increasing pile of money. However, Waterstones have a special on at the moment - 3 for the price of 2. Mil's book was the cheapest so that's the one I got free. Does that mean Mil has to forego his pittance. If so. it serves him right for not letting me send him an email. So there.

Guest 3,303 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 5:57pm

Name	joey jo jo
Led here by	Magic
Location	planet earth
Comments	errr... hello

Guest 3,302 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 1:05pm

Name	Louise and Peter in Adelaide
My page	one of these days...
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	South Australia
Comments	Who's Barry? Never mind. All Australian Barrys (except Dame Edna) are pathetic. We love your humour...good luck with the Trilogy.....:-)

Guest 3,301 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 12:51pm

Name	Mike
My page	A Legend In My Own Mind
My URL	http://members.cox.net/mlferg/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Virginia Beach, VA, USA
Comments	I'm so pleased to find out that I'm NOT the only one with a "Margret" [however, MINE spells her name "Barbara", which is the short spelling of BARBARIAN!] If it wasn't for that sweet spot between their legs [and their ocassional moments of sanity], there'd be a bounty on them!

Guest 3,300 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 10:13am

Name	Fred Robinson
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kingston,Pennsylvania, USA, planet Earth
Comments	wow. I thought it was just me. Are THEY all like this? Or just the two we've happened to be attached to. Have you had the arguement about: "who gets the money if we both die at the same time"? Let me know how you make out

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