Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,200 to 3,299)

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Guest 3,299 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 9:03am

Name	Damian Price
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	I've only read a small portion of your web page about arguments with your girlfriend. I haven't had such a good laugh in years. My God! Do you think most relationships are like this?

Guest 3,298 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 6:16am

Name	sharene
My page	don't you have to be famous/a wanker to have a homepage?
Led here by	Barry
Location	here
Comments	I don't know what the problem is. Margret sounds perfectly normal to me. Idiot.

Guest 3,297 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 4:14am

Name	Rob RFosenthal
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Jersey, USA
Comments	I just spent an entire evening surfing through your site, laughing myself silly. Wow. A few observations. 1. You are incredibly prolific (or bored, or psychotic in a Jack-Nicholson-in-The-Shining way, or a combination of one or more of these). The site is HUGE! B. I loved reading all the posts submitted by different people. I did notice, however, that many of them seemed to be trying to mimic your writing style. I might chalk it up to the fact that so many people appear to hail from the UK or Commonwealth nations, but I even saw it in some posts from people in the US. Just wondering if you noticed, or if you think I'm hallucinating. And last, but not least, III. While in no way seeking to defend George W. Bush, you Europeans are way too naive if you believe Bill Clinton's heart was in the right place. (Let me note that I am NOT a Republican or a member of any independent conservative alternative party). When comparing George W. with Clinton, it's easy to see Dubya as the more glaringly dippy and potentially evil. In reality, the only difference between the two is that Clinton's selfish, amoral, opportunistic self-promotion was much more attractively packaged. "I feel your pain." The sax. The MTV appearance. PuhLEEEZ. It's like that dippy movie with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley where sexy Liz plays the Devil. When Fraser expresses doubt that she is the devil, she turns herself into the traditional devil-form, then back into sexy Liz. I forget her exact words, but the substance of the message was that sexy Liz was a more attractive package (duh!). In other words, Dubya and Clinton are both selfish scumbags, but we feel better having Clinton lead us to destruction because he can play the sax and give a speech without fucking up the words. End rant. P.S. Can people please stop talking about Americans as if we all think, talk and act the same? (And no, I'm not going to say how lefty and anti-US Government I am - because I'm not. But I'm into dialogue, not name-calling). You have a view? Let's talk. But don't look at me as an example of the "Ugly American" just because I don't agee with you. One exception: the French. They just suck.

Guest 3,296 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 2:40am

Name	becky
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	Thanks for making me laugh so hard! You are a great writer!

Guest 3,295 signed in on Saturday, May 17th at 2:14am

Name	Edmund
My page	Edmund's Home Page
My URL	http://www.edhayes.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	New York
Comments	I think I am you or maybe you are me!! Could also be that we have the same wife/girlfriend/wacko soul mate. Good luck!!!!!!!! GREAT web page.................

Guest 3,294 signed in on Friday, May 16th at 10:57pm

MIke Tomlinson of Abita Springs, New Orleans USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,293 signed in on Friday, May 16th at 9:33pm

Name	Tim Hodgson
My page	none
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Coming from a family with Germans and Brits...I know how you feel. Your girlfriend sounds like my Grandmother.

Guest 3,292 signed in on Thursday, May 15th at 2:15pm

Name	Iain
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Scotland
Comments	If I buy your book, how much of my money goes directly into your pocket? And if I don't like it, will you give me a refund. I'm sure the book is published on lovely paper so the blame will be entirely yours. (Great site. Has bought a ray of happiness into my otherwise meaningless existance between the hours of 9am to 5pm monday to friday)

Guest 3,291 signed in on Thursday, May 15th at 7:32am

Name	Josh "the Ferret" Yurcheshen
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Middletown, CT USA (oh, i am not proud)
Comments	oh last little light of sanity in a rapidly darkening world... such endless joy and procrastination has your page brought me. i have sent its address (along with a very late final paper) to a professor. perhaps i won't fail. it would be because of you... no, no. not really. but it might be nice at any rate. not to fail, that is.

Guest 3,290 signed in on Thursday, May 15th at 5:51am

Name	J Lupisan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I found out about this on the cover of your book. Since I don't have the money to buy the book I thought of visiting your site for free.

Guest 3,289 signed in on Wednesday, May 14th at 9:17pm

Name	Jennifer
My page	World Enough and Time
My URL	http://www.cobaltcommunications.ca/jennblog
Led here by	Web page
Location	Halifax, NS, Canada
Comments	Gee, Mil - too bad about (what I suppose to be) the paperback cover to TMGAIHAA. The trade paperback edition is much better (says me, obviously). Thanks for the funny; you now have a book's worth of my money, Jenn

Guest 3,288 signed in on Wednesday, May 14th at 7:56pm

Name	morgan
My page	homepage-that-doesn't-exist-yet
Led here by	Barry
Location	Georgia--the one that billy-bob, his trailer, and many dogs are from
Comments	You know, it's a shame that i'm not english, and that i am american, and therefore experience a definitive lack in the "clever slang" department. I can say 'dude' a lot...and since i'm from the south, i can also include a colorful "y'all" every now and then too...oh well..here goes-- --------------------------- Dude! kick-ass website and book. I enjoyed both very much. Sounds like y'all have a lot of fun... good times. :o) ------------------------------- there...done filling IN the "your comments" blank....

Guest 3,287 signed in on Wednesday, May 14th at 7:10pm

Name	Maddhew
My page	virgin
My URL	http://virgin.net
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	in front of this pc
Comments	tortoise and turtle are two different words in greman, great site.

Guest 3,286 signed in on Tuesday, May 13th at 11:26pm

Name	tom
Led here by	Magic
Location	somewhere.i'm sure,because otherwise...well that just wouldn't do would it...
Comments	this is genius. nothing but genius. i don't know how the relationship survives! i had a girlfriend similar once,but the arguing didn't make our relationship stronger,oh no. i developed a seething,burning loathing for her,found her sickeningly ugly and discovered that her mere presence made me sick and very very angry. and that was the end of that.

Guest 3,285 signed in on Tuesday, May 13th at 2:29am

Name	imcomet
My page	cr-shirts.com
My URL	http://www.cr-shirts.com
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I love the site and enjoyed the reading. I will send others to check it out!

Guest 3,284 signed in on Monday, May 12th at 3:22am

Tuppence of South UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,283 signed in on Sunday, May 11th at 6pm

Name	Dan O'Sullivan
Led here by	Magic
Location	T'Yorkshire, love
Comments	I'm most amused. Well done!

Guest 3,282 signed in on Sunday, May 11th at 4:26pm

Name	Bitter Knotted Bluesman (aka.Peter Skelton)
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/pro/petersplace/index.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Kent
Comments	This is all hilarious, but how you are happy is beyond me. I found this site searching google for "why does my girlfriend hate me" whilst both drunk and depressed, and your accounts made my situation look positively benign. Keep it up!

Guest 3,281 signed in on Saturday, May 10th at 11:46pm

Name	alethea
Led here by	Barry
Location	shame faced ball under chair
Comments	Never has something as innocent as 'Tick to hide your comments in secrecy' made anyone, ever, look like as much of a tosser as me. Cheers. No, really. I'm going to make my boyfriend suffer for this.

Guest 3,280 signed in on Saturday, May 10th at 11:28pm

Alethea of Brixton sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,279 signed in on Saturday, May 10th at 4:16pm

Name	Stine
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Too far up north
Comments	Gets down on knees and worships. Just my way of saying thanks for the laugh. And I think I love Margret.

Guest 3,278 signed in on Saturday, May 10th at 1:24pm

Name	Gheeky
Led here by	Magic
Location	Gwent, South Wales
Comments	This site is the funniest one i've ever visited! especially the comments about Margret cramming everything into the freezer! my mother does that A LOT so i can relate to how irritating it can be!!!!!

Guest 3,277 signed in on Friday, May 9th at 3:40pm

Name	Teresa
Led here by	Magic
Location	Fort Meade, Maryland
Comments	I just finished the book last night and it was wonderful. I just wanted to say "job well done"!

Guest 3,276 signed in on Friday, May 9th at 3:19pm

Name	Robert McAllister
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London
Comments	I read the guardian column and am reading the book. After pondering the matter for an age I decided to take the plunge and waste my employers time surfing the net. Unfortunately I am self-employed. Are you not worried that strange net-heads will stalk you and Margaret?

Guest 3,275 signed in on Friday, May 9th at 11:50am

Name	Chris Salisbury
My page	dj404
My URL	http://dj404.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Los Angeles (Wacky California)
Comments	You and Margret remind me of my friends Robert and Rochell, you have inspired me to open a web site about them

Guest 3,274 signed in on Friday, May 9th at 9:42am

Name	Phil Jackson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Derby England
Comments	My girlfriend and I never argue...like ever...I dont know which relationship scares me most..mine or yours....

Guest 3,273 signed in on Friday, May 9th at 2:36am

Name	Pattie
My page	Penelope Puggle
My URL	http://www.penelopepuggle.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Virginia
Comments	Hello! I finished reading TMGAIHAA , and immediately began again, now at a much faster rate, as I am no longer stumbling over higher-level words like dysphoric :) See, I got a good laugh and increased my vocabulary. You are providing a public service. -pattie PS: Any chance you'd like to read MY BOOK? (shameless shameless self-promotion!) I would like to send you a copy, or you could visit www.penelopepuggle.com.

Guest 3,272 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 10:39pm

Name	Corinne
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	At my computer, git
Comments	While I immensely enjoy your page, I have to say most of the people replying to it (especially the americans) seem to be idiots of the first degree, with either no sense of humor and clearly unable to detect the note of sarcasm and cynicism in your writing, or jealousy that such a relationship could actually be satisfying. ...Or they write trying to express their own sense of humor (which is usually found quite lacking) in an effort to give meaning to their own meager existence. Either way, for me your page has inspired lots of new things for me to torture my own idiot partner with. Thanks for the help with additional material.

Guest 3,271 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 10:21pm

Name	natalie
Led here by	Magic
Location	England
Comments	Hey Mil! I just wanted to say that your page is excellent and I frequently check it to see if you have made any updates. My name is Nat and I'm 15, and all my friends agree that ur one of the wittiest guys around. Keep it up, mate! Luv Nat

Guest 3,270 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 9:51pm

Name	mill fan
Led here by	Barry
Location	Mars
Comments	my mates and i think you are sweet funny and fit ermmmmm.... funny.(Sorry,ran out of adjectives)(For anyone over the age of 30 fit is now used in our 'teen-culture' as attractive)you learn something new everyday.

Guest 3,269 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 8:52pm

Name	Al
My page	Don' t have one but now I should
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Colorado
Comments	After dating my girlfriend for two years she sends me this... We had been broken up for about three weeks... (She is German)... I have no idea where things are at with you, but I need your help. This is really hard for me to ask, but I am in a position where I need a loan if possible. I am in flux between my low salary and commissions, so the deposit I put down on a house has made things incredibly tight. It was either pay the exact same amount for the apartment or have a house. I will have commissions coming in in June and will be fine, but this month is stressing me out. I would try to pay you back by August for the $1750 that I need. If you can help me, I want you to do it as my friend without any other motives. Will you / can you help me out?

Guest 3,268 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 8:28pm

Name	Claire
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kent
Comments	You are without a doubt,the greatest writer next to franz Kafka,Murakami,Auden,Rushdie,Vikram Seth,Frances Partridge,Viginia Woolf,Lousie Resenton,Yann Martel,Ian McEwan,Magnus Mills,Vanessa Bell,D.H Laurence,Anita Brookner,Frank mcCourt,John Grisham etc... You rule. I also like the FAQ and your hair.

Guest 3,267 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 9:39am

Name	J
My page	Procrastinate Now!
My URL	http://homepage.ntlworld.com/procrast/
Led here by	Web page
Location	On a very uncomfortable chair, which I think I'll throw out and replace.
Comments	I was reading your webpage for the first time yesterday. I was cutting a cucumber for my sandwich at the time. It was so risible (the webpage that is, not the cucumber) that I lost concentration and accidently cut the middle finger of my right hand off. Now I'm going to sue you, you son of a bitch. You've ruined my life. I'd give you the finger now, but my other hand's gone from when I was reading steakandcheese whilst handling that bucket of volatile chemicals. Expect to hear from my lawyers.

Guest 3,266 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 2:54am

Name	I am a rat bearing a message to an internet user
Led here by	Magic
Location	Deep inside a cave
Comments	I am a haggard explorer who has fallen into a deep cave and cannot get out. I survive on rats and whatever dumb animal that falls in here. Occasionally it rains and I keep it in a bucket. Please rescue me for I am dying of Lyme disease!

Guest 3,265 signed in on Thursday, May 8th at 2:54am

Name	I am a rat bearing a message to an internet user
Led here by	Magic
Location	Deep inside a cave
Comments	I am a haggard explorer who has fallen into a deep cave and cannot get out. I survive on rats and whatever dumb animal that falls in here. Occasionally it rains and I keep it in a bucket. Please rescue me for I am dying of Lyme disease!

Guest 3,264 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 11:31pm

Name	Fee
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Glasgow, Scotland
Comments	Love the site - extremely funny - especially the apologies page!

Guest 3,263 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 10:11pm

Name	Jean Brzeska
Led here by	Magic
Location	Edinbra
Comments	What is it with German women? Many of my friends have had the same problems with them. For instance, my friend John got invited to spend a weekend with a German girl he'd had a fling with in Edinburgh. She was called Suzanna, but insisted it was pronounced Susan. She was very sweet and demure and pretty but stark staring mad. When my friend got to Berlin she basically told him to go home as he greeted her on the train station platform. She hardly talked to him for the next two days, and broke the silence by throwing a volley of abuse at him one day when she woke up to find he had spilled - wait for it - a glass of water on the carpet. Finally he left, a nervous wreck, and spent a week wandering around Germany and then London like a deracinated, peregrine serf. It took us a month to put him back together again. This for me is typical of what we should expect from a particular type of German girl. I must add before I get spammed by feminists accusing me of chauvinism that: 1 There are plenty of things wrong with German men 2 Suzanna is a wonderfully bright, interesting girl. And for those who think I'm being xenophobic: 1 I'm Polish 2 I'm an atheist

Guest 3,262 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 9:48pm

Name	Dave
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Scotland
Comments	Wish I could decide which is funnier, the main page or the FAQ's.....

Guest 3,261 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 9:25pm

Name	Christina
Led here by	Barry
Location	Il
Comments	I got this site from beth...and normally people think shes weird....now that i saw the site she gave...i can confirm it. (i wuv ya beth) This site bored me by the 3rd paragraph. If ya don't like the woman, divorce her and get those poor kids OUT OF THERE! Jeez man! No body should fight that much without having a therapist constantly on call. Man I feel for u. and ur wife, she has to go to bed with herself each night. Poor thing. Dhe has to suffer with herself. Dude, take my advise. Poor kids.....poor poor poor kids.

Guest 3,260 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 3:20pm

Name	EMILY
My URL	http://WWW.NMTBMEDIA.COM
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	STILL TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE SITE, BUT SO FAR I'M IN LOVE, ITS JUST CLASS!

Guest 3,259 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 2:32pm

Name	Lisa-Jayne
Led here by	Barry
Location	The study
Comments	Hey Mil, just wanted to say congrats on the book.Have bought it for almost everyone i know.(when will my cheque be arriving?)And finally managed to find time in my '3 jobs hell' to read my copy- i loved it....just one small thing, the ending....I NEED closure(ask any of my ex's they will agree).Really ,did they ever get the broom back? sorry to fill guestbook with this but wasn't sure if the address i get on the special mailing is e mail, and couldn't be bothered to wait for the internet tigger to bounce it back again.(i know, i know ,but i am naturally blonde and a nanny, don't expect me to think.)

Guest 3,258 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 2:11pm

Krista of Ohio sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,257 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 12:17pm

Name	Ros
My page	ting
My URL	http://evildildo.net
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	manchester
Comments	just paying my respects to your mullet. That will be all.

Guest 3,256 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 8:46am

Name	Ray Brown
Led here by	Web page
Location	Beds/England
Comments	One off the funniest things I have ever read. My sides are hurting bad. Keep up the great work

Guest 3,255 signed in on Wednesday, May 7th at 7:41am

Name	luanna
My page	uanna de jersey @ your face
Led here by	Magic
Comments	ilove it i just love it dont get it bad girls

Guest 3,254 signed in on Tuesday, May 6th at 9:19pm

Name	Jessica Cathcart
My page	Jessica Cathcart
My URL	http://www.sgrwsg.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington D.C.
Comments	Seriously one of the funniest things I have read in my life! I'm addicted

Guest 3,253 signed in on Tuesday, May 6th at 7:38pm

Name	A
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Austin, TX
Comments	All previous comments about texas in and around the page are lies. I recently moved here and discovered that they DO ride around on horses and wear hats (sometimes chaps, often leather). Only now, (it being modern times and all), they do it in A. pantomime or B. secret. Thank you.

Guest 3,252 signed in on Tuesday, May 6th at 1:25pm

Name	David Plank (no, really!)
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sussex, England
Comments	Fantastic stuff, mate! I got your book as well, and it is side-splittingly funny (sorry, I sound like the bloke who writes the blrubs on the back, there)... Something that my wife has used that I don't think has featured so far on your page is the 'argument as attack' ploy. Case in point: hairs in the bath. You see, I thought the argument was about who was leaving the hairs in the bath. "Well, it's not me!" she would say. To which I would reply more or less the same words. Then she would ask "Do you actually dry yourself in the bath?" To which I would leap on the attack and respond "Ah! No, I don't! So it can't be me! Ha!" And then the killer pounce comes: "So it's you who leaves puddles of water on the floor!" You can't win, can you...?

Guest 3,251 signed in on Tuesday, May 6th at 7:48am

Name	April
Led here by	Magic
Location	silsbee, tx
Comments	I find your website very amusing and well written. The way you tell the stories..lets just say that it leave me in tears of laughter every time. I admire your relationship with margaret and have had alot of the very same arguments..i guess that's what makes reading of them so funny. because i can relate. no relationship is perfect . to have had as many arguments as the two of you have, and still be together? well, that just puts alot of hope into the hearts of people who think that their relationships will be doomed at the sight of one argument. thank you for sharing your experiences and please, by all means, keep them coming!

Guest 3,250 signed in on Tuesday, May 6th at 3:49am

Name	Amy Andersen
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	Yes, hello, I have a complaint. I find it difficult to read your web page at work because it makes me laugh out loud. Uncontrollable raging giggles. I cover my mouth but my body is still racked by them. And the giggles sneak out for hours afterwards, spontaneously, little snorts while I'm riding the bus, walking down the street. The site doesn't work so well at work, so to speak. (I recommend it to everyone, just so you know. Everyone. Book, too. So there.) From an igloo in southwestern Ontario, Amy

Guest 3,249 signed in on Monday, May 5th at 7:26pm

Name	Greg Howley
My page	Swingmonkey
My URL	http://www.swingmonkey.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hartford, CT (US)
Comments	I had an experience today which you may find amusing. Recently I'd purchased your book, and for the past week or so I've been reading it whenever I find that I have spare time, which for me mostly consists of while I'm walking to and from work, or during lunch. Today at lunch, after grabbing my beef massaman curry, I stopped at an ice cream stand to grab an ice tea. I set down the book on the counter to pay, and when I reached to pick it back up, I inadvertently bumped it over the counter, and it fell right into the strawberry topping. So now, I have a sticky mass of glued-together pages that was once "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About". I got up to page 70. The mystery of TSR's disappearance will forever remain a mystery in my mind.

Guest 3,248 signed in on Monday, May 5th at 2:18pm

Name	Lily
My page	Dr_HelgaVonSchtizling
My URL	http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/Dr_HelgaVonSchtizling
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Well, we all have our little quirks...Lily

Guest 3,247 signed in on Sunday, May 4th at 9:41pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wisconsin
Comments	People who bought your book also bought Toby Young's How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (Amazon tell me). By the way, Every Unhappy Family Has Its Own Bilinear Influence Function http://chronicle.com/free/v49/i33/33a01401.htm

Guest 3,246 signed in on Sunday, May 4th at 6:58pm

Name	RD
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago
Comments	Ha ha! You're such a liar! But you're funny, so that's OK. Funny stuff you've got there!

Guest 3,245 signed in on Saturday, May 3rd at 4:57pm

Name	Alex
My page	Wizard Of Odd
My URL	http://www.wizardofodd.tk
Led here by	Barry
Location	Arkham Asylum
Comments	Right, I'm off to buy the book then...

Guest 3,244 signed in on Saturday, May 3rd at 9:34am

Name	Brian Stegner
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Boca, FL-->Syracuse, NY
Comments	I finally found someone who loves his lady/wife/girlfriend almost as much as i love mine. Thank you.

Guest 3,243 signed in on Saturday, May 3rd at 3:32am

Name	Aurora
My page	Strange Little Girl
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/aurora_eulogy
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	I found this by my mate's website and it's frickin hilarious

Guest 3,242 signed in on Friday, May 2nd at 6:26pm

Name	violet
My page	Violets Journal
My URL	http://violets4evr.diaryland.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	san diego, CA
Comments	Excellent reading material!! ive actually been thru some of that. =]

Guest 3,241 signed in on Thursday, May 1st at 5:43pm

Name	Nick
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nieu Amsterdam
Comments	Just in case you wade through all these, I wanted to thank you NOT for your lovely contribution to the human condition, but for your unexplained hatred for Andie MacDowell. My girlfriend always asks, "Why do you hate her so? Where does this bile come from?" "I can't say, I just hate her." "You wouldn't sleep with her?" "No..but that's not what I'm saying here." (I then try to spit out some invectives about her horrible acting, drawl, hair, frigid nature) "So if she came into your bed naked you wouldn't do anything?" "Urg!" Thank you more than you know.

Guest 3,240 signed in on Thursday, May 1st at 10:03am

Name	Jason Williams
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	Oi! Either you've been neglecting your mailing list friends, or I've been clandestinely removed from the list. Either way, I'm moved to tears. sniffle

Guest 3,239 signed in on Wednesday, April 30th at 5:32pm

Name	Gillian
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Oxford, England
Comments	and to add support to Rachael, 3,216, there was also an occasion when you neglected to take the washing in...

Guest 3,238 signed in on Wednesday, April 30th at 3:59pm

Name	Lamar
My page	Roam
My URL	http://www.wildhavencreative.com/roam/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Columbia, Missouri, USA
Comments	I will never complain about my wife's self absorption and insanity again. Well, not much. L.

Guest 3,237 signed in on Wednesday, April 30th at 2:58pm

Name	--Hardcore--
My page	LPSG
My URL	http://lpsg.org
Led here by	Magic
Location	Classified
Comments	There's no such thing as an Audi A6 Coupe, just thought you should know. (Look I'm bored OK?...)

Guest 3,236 signed in on Wednesday, April 30th at 8:27am

Name	Steven Unsworth
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	This is one of the funniest and familiar thing I have ever read on the internet. You are a GOD !

Guest 3,235 signed in on Tuesday, April 29th at 8:01pm

yo sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,234 signed in on Tuesday, April 29th at 7:58pm

Name	Amy
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Britain
Comments	I have just finished reading all your bits and bobs and I thought your site was really very good. Your comments were both funny and informative. Which makes for a perfect combination, not unlike you and your lovely girlfriend Magret. Good luck in the future and I have yet to read the book. Will look out for it in the shops though.

Guest 3,233 signed in on Tuesday, April 29th at 5:23am

jen of Australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,232 signed in on Tuesday, April 29th at 1:43am

Name	Robyn Meyer
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nebraska
Comments	sadly.. i have no comments... I would just like to sign the guestbook. :-)!!

Guest 3,231 signed in on Sunday, April 27th at 8:26pm

Name	George
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pasty Country
Comments	A wonderful insight into the world of domestic bliss and harmony! Obviously the secret for a long and "amicable" relationship, is not to get married! If only I knew that 7 years ago! Well done Mil, a real life "men are from Mars, women are from venus"!!

Guest 3,230 signed in on Sunday, April 27th at 3:41pm

Name	Todd
Led here by	Web page
Location	Memphis
Comments	Absolutely hilarious! Looking forward to my trying years with my soon to be Russian wife.

Guest 3,229 signed in on Sunday, April 27th at 2:49pm

Name	joanne crossley
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	halifax, england
Comments	fantastic.laughed so hard my ribs hurt.think your both abit insane abd maybe that helps

Guest 3,228 signed in on Sunday, April 27th at 2:19pm

Name	Dave
My page	Sly Stonions holiday sweatshits
My URL	http://hometown.aol.co.uk/dreed62684/index.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Wales
Comments	fantastic Mil, I haven't laughed so much since my wife sprained her ankle. ( in case she reads this, that was just a joke Honey)

Guest 3,227 signed in on Sunday, April 27th at 3:57am

Name	azz
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	the top of the tree
Comments	very funny stuff, too bad there's not more of it note to Sarah: go to the Guardian's home page, and search w/mil's name, you'll find some of mil's older stuff

Guest 3,226 signed in on Saturday, April 26th at 7:47pm

Name	Robyn
My page	Robyn's Page
My URL	http://expage.com/robynsawesomewebpage
Led here by	Magic
Location	Newfoundland, Canada
Comments	Funny stuff...

Guest 3,225 signed in on Saturday, April 26th at 7:46pm

Name	Robyn
My page	Robyn's Page
My URL	http://expage.com/robynsawesomewebpage
Led here by	Magic
Location	Newfoundland, Canada
Comments	Funny stuff...

Guest 3,224 signed in on Friday, April 25th at 4:59pm

Name	Solaana
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	DC
Comments	I just wanted to say that my mother is German, so your sons will most likely turn out much the same way my brother and I did. So now's a good time to get the toy guns and G.I. Joes AWAY from the younger one. Just a tip. Either way, I'm thinking that Germans are like this (i.e. neurotic) because of their childhood...have you ever read some of the fairytales they feed those kids over there? Cinderella's sisters cut of their feet, people get eaten, two little boys are ground up into flour and eaten by birds...it's sick stuff. Even Harry Potter, that bastion of normalcy, is turned into a Euro-trash sleazebag! (If you don't believe, just look at the cover of the German version.) And the way they dress them doesn't help either. As if anyone, even the cutest little boy (which my brother once was), will look good in lime-green corduroys and a big purple sweater with what looks to be a mouse suffering from elephantitis of the forehead on it. Lord knows what they were doing to children in the 60s and 70s, when apparently good taste vanished from the earth and left silver lamé and cocaine behind. So really, taking all that into consideration, we're actually quite lucky we weren't stuck with some REAL psychos.

Guest 3,223 signed in on Friday, April 25th at 10:48am

Name	Jo Draper
My page	Josephone the Jellymonster
My URL	http://www.personal.leeds.ac.uk/~tra2jad
Led here by	Magic
Location	Leeds University, avoiding study
Comments	Much as I would like to emulate your fantastic sarcasm in my comment, you don't deserve it. You clearly have a very happy relationship as all your arguments are about petty things - as you said, a Mexican stand-off with love not guns. I'd fear for the future of relationships if you guys were ever to split up. And, as someone who would love to have as much literary talent as you, I must congratulate you on an extremely well written and enjoyable web page.

Guest 3,222 signed in on Friday, April 25th at 12:58am

Name	tai renfrow
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Cedarburg, WI
Comments	quite amusing, yes.

Guest 3,221 signed in on Friday, April 25th at 12:47am

Name	peter witruk
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/thewoodys2003/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	toronto, canada
Comments	incredibly funny page,mind you I haven't finished reading all your episodes of strife and confrontation,but the first quarter was read with great chuckling. good luck with the battle. p.s. are you still with her?

Guest 3,220 signed in on Thursday, April 24th at 7:49pm

Name	Juste Mockaityte
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Lithuania( hope you know such, its in Europe, baltic region, not in Antarctica), city: Kaunas
Comments	I love your original way of thinking. Also, in my opinion, people enjoy diging into other's personal life, especially if its not the most perfect one. On the other hand, writing a book or updating your page seems to be a relief from anger, am i right? Moreover, arguments have become your way of life and there's nothing to wonder about. Good luck! Juste from Lithuania

Guest 3,219 signed in on Thursday, April 24th at 3:41pm

Name	Barry
Led here by	Barry
Comments	No other comments, just that the last comment was scary. If you're in such a good mood, why are you yelling at us all?

Guest 3,218 signed in on Thursday, April 24th at 3pm

Name	KAYLA LOONEY
Led here by	Magic
Location	MY HOUSE
Comments	THIS IS ALL CRAP IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE THEN YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO FUSS AND FIGHT! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE AND I ARE JUST FINE! I LOVE KEITH HICKS

Guest 3,217 signed in on Thursday, April 24th at 3pm

Name	KAYLA LOONEY
Led here by	Magic
Location	MY HOUSE
Comments	THIS IS ALL CRAP IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE THEN YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO FUSS AND FIGHT! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE AND I ARE JUST FINE! I LOVE KEITH HICKS

Guest 3,216 signed in on Wednesday, April 23rd at 10:18pm

Name	Rachael
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Oklahoma
Comments	"But I do everything you ask me to." i personally remember a situation not too long ago where you failed to tape some gardenning show that she asked you to tape.

Guest 3,215 signed in on Wednesday, April 23rd at 7:22pm

Name	Heather Rae A.
My page	If I Had a Homepage
My URL	http://www.bored.com (Not actually mine, but I highly recommend it.)
Led here by	Barry
Location	Genesee Community College, New York, the United States
Comments	Don't really know anyone named Barry, but if I did, and he told me to come here, he could ensure I would heartily take him by the hand and thank him, perhaps with an accompanying kiss. My boyfriend and I have an ongoing contest as to whether or not he has, with his unique sense of humor, found everything funny on the 'Net before me. I won with this one. Thanks Mil. Do me a favor and keep writing. My best to Margret and the Borns.

Guest 3,214 signed in on Wednesday, April 23rd at 6:55pm

Name	Nadia Loden
My page	Freedom Farms
My URL	http://www.freedom-farms.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Bixby (South of Tulsa), OK
Comments	I love it. This stuff is so funny. I've been with my b/f for 7 years now and we're basically down to the petty arguements too. And you know you've hit rock bottom when you argue about spitting gum out in a bush. I hope you never have that one. That one resulted in me and him not speaking or even being around each other for 12 whole hours (and it's sad that it was like pure bliss!) I'm totally hooked. Best Regards, Nadia

Guest 3,213 signed in on Tuesday, April 22nd at 11:52pm

Name	Benjamin Zoltak
My page	Benjamin Zoltak's Eccentric Electric Art Studio For The Non-Plussed AKA The Bottomless Inkwell
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/art2/zoltak/
Led here by	Magic
Location	Chicago, Illinois USA
Comments	Mil is the new Mr. Yuck of our times, only with red hair instead of a green face...

Guest 3,212 signed in on Tuesday, April 22nd at 6:38pm

Name	Au(?)ur
My URL	http://auddad.blogspot.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Reykjavik, Iceland
Comments	Two thumbs up! Brilliant stuff. I especially liked the picture of you two kissing at the bottom ;)

Guest 3,211 signed in on Tuesday, April 22nd at 12:50am

Name	Brian
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Alaska (in america)
Comments	Ah, will the hilarity neve cease? I certainly hope not.

Guest 3,210 signed in on Tuesday, April 22nd at 12:46am

Name	Shawntell
Led here by	Web page
Location	Texas, USA
Comments	One day I hope to have a relationship as loving as yours. Of course, I'm a single woman with 3 cats living in Texas. My life can only go up from here.

Guest 3,209 signed in on Monday, April 21st at 1:15pm

Name	michelle
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	Just...sorry.

Guest 3,208 signed in on Monday, April 21st at 1:04pm

Name	Michelle
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	No,alls I said was "you really do love her". but let me tell you, she justed scored a point there, she did!

Guest 3,207 signed in on Monday, April 21st at 1:01pm

Michelle of Sweden sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,206 signed in on Monday, April 21st at 3:54am

Name	Erin Edmundson
Led here by	Magic
Comments	lol

Guest 3,205 signed in on Monday, April 21st at 3:22am

Name	Terri
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oddly enough, a completely different convict colony to most - Australia
Comments	Oh dear god, I'm addicted. What a way to spend your easter weekend. This has been a most useful and amusing way to put off writing my major developmental psychology assignment. I thank you, sir.

Guest 3,204 signed in on Sunday, April 20th at 11:08pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Indiana
Comments	He he! Yes, Mil, that was me, Sarah from Indiana, with the suggestion for Guardian links. (I left an email this time.) Thank you very much. You have know idea how excited I was to find that not only had my favorite website used my suggestion, but there was actually a link, and an entire page with my name on it. I took screen shots of it, just in case you change the link. But I very much enjoyed the articles, so please upload more if you have the chance.

Guest 3,203 signed in on Sunday, April 20th at 10:09pm

Name	Jenny
My page	Got\|Apex?
My URL	http://www.gotapex.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Kansas, USA
Comments	This was the funniest stuff I have read in awhile. Thanks for making my day! :)

Guest 3,202 signed in on Sunday, April 20th at 11:02am

Name	Michael Tousey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Carmel CA / Westwood CA
Comments	I just finished reading through this page bit by bit over the last few days. All I can say is brilliant. Actually as you are about to see that is a lie, I can and will say far more. This just has to join Monty Python and Eddie Izzard on the list of funniest things to come out of England. I laughed so hard I woke my roomate up. On multiple occasions. Thank you. I joined the mailing list as soon as I got this far down the page. I also intend to go out looking for the book. Oh, and "Bleurghhh!!! Helium!" is absolute genius. Also, Canada is sooooo very much a part of America. They just have to be all touchy about it...

Guest 3,201 signed in on Sunday, April 20th at 2:13am

Name	jenna
My page	my homepage
My URL	http://www.expage.com/toocool416
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	sarnia ontario
Comments	how long did that take you to type. omg it was a interesting read tho

Guest 3,200 signed in on Friday, April 18th at 7:50pm

Beth sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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