Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,100 to 3,199)

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Guest 3,199 signed in on Friday, April 18th at 5:57pm

Name	Robin
My page	Hieran Publishing
My URL	http://www.hieran.com/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Louisiana, USA
Comments	Dear Mil, Greetings from a longtime reader, first-time writer :-) I happened to notice that you answered one of your own questions, in a sense. Here's an excerpt from your main page: "...she certainly regards the television as the Magic Box Full Of Tiny People Who Can Hear Her. If an actress says - as actresses seem highly prone to - 'I'm just going down into the cellar,' she'll often call out to her, 'Don't go down into the cellar!' Or she'll offer lengthy and detailed personal advice: 'No, don't send him that letter. He's just using you. Leave him and go back to Brian.' I can watch a film many times. Margret thinks watching a film more than once (even worse - buying the DVD so that I can watch it whenever I want) is, well, I'm not sure there's a word to describe it. [snip] I realise now that this might be because she doesn't feel she's watching a film, but rather guiding the Tiny People through actual ordeals - a strain she doesn't want to have to endure twice. " In a later entry, you write: " 'I don't need to,' I say, 'I can achieve perfect relaxation by sitting here and watching a Buffy DVD.' 'That's not the same.' 'Yes it is.' 'No it isn't: when you're watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer,' (I promise you these are her exact words that are coming up now), 'you're straining your mind.' My face briefly collapses under the effort of trying to map the internal reasoning of a psychology that could incubate such a concept, but it's the logical equivalent of falling infinitely into the Mandelbrot set and I pull back, palsied and afraid." See, you already figured it out earlier! :-) Keep up the great work. I love reading your pages. Regards, Robin (American, but not Californian)

Guest 3,198 signed in on Friday, April 18th at 9:08am

Name	Rachael
My page	My Online Journal
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/dewaltgirl
Led here by	Magic
Location	backassed oklahoma
Comments	UPDATE!!! i need my fix! p.s. my bookstore has sold like 12 copies of your books...and three of those were because of me...i bought 1, my freind josh who reads this site all the time and we talk about flying out to england and stalking you bought another one, and than the third one was bought by a co-worker, who after hearing me rant and rave about how good it was decided to read the first chapter one day and thought it was greatest thing since sliced bread. it's been my staff pick since the day it came out, so it's nicely displayed behind our information desk with "Highly Recommended by Rachael: bookseller"...and it's going to stay that way.

Guest 3,197 signed in on Friday, April 18th at 8:30am

Michael Sotirake of PA USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,196 signed in on Friday, April 18th at 8:29am

Michael Sotirake of PA USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,195 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 8:31pm

Name	Dave Gallant
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	ACK.... double post.... so much for appearing intelligent.... guess that is right out the window now. stupid internet. stupid browser. hrmm... stupid human.

Guest 3,194 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 8:29pm

Name	Dave Gallant
My page	Family Photos because I am too lazy to build a real site.... I am working on.... some day..... some day.....
My URL	http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/kaydeng
Led here by	Magic
Location	Moncton, NB, Canada
Comments	in a previous quote here on the guest book, I just happended to see this: Name Jen My page Imperfect Child My URL http://www.geocities.com/xena154 Led here by Barry Location West Jabib Comments Can Cannucks read? I felt that I just had to reply, as this seemed to be: 1) out of place. 2) stupid. To "Jen" I write the following: Yes. We can read. We are also very smart. Most of us, while very polite, have a low tolerance for un-educated annoying people. I hope this answers your question, and any others you may have. Have a nice day.

Guest 3,193 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 8:25pm

Name	Dave Gallant
My page	Family Photos because I am too lazy to build a real site.... I am working on.... some day..... some day.....
My URL	http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/kaydeng
Led here by	Magic
Location	Moncton, NB, Canada
Comments	in a previous quote here on the guest book, I just happended to see this: Name Jen My page Imperfect Child My URL http://www.geocities.com/xena154 Led here by Barry Location West Jabib Comments Can Cannucks read? I felt that I just had to reply, as this seemed to be: 1) out of place. 2) stupid. To "Jen" I write the following: Yes. We can read. We are also very smart. Most of us, while very polite, have a low tolerance for un-educated annoying people. I hope this answers your question, and any others you may have. Have a nice day.

Guest 3,192 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 6:13pm

Name	jess
Led here by	Magic
Location	Boston
Comments	Loved your stories, they made me laugh out loud at work, which is bad because then everyone knows I'm not working, but that's besides the point. my only complaint is that I can't read the site without damaging my vision because of the color of the text and the background (or as you brits say colour). I literally had to copy and paste the whole thing into Word just to save my eyesight. However, it was all very well worth it. apparently, my husband tells me, I am something like your Margret. so do send her my regards and tell her to keep doing what she's doing. you obviously adore her regardless...

Guest 3,191 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 4:07pm

Name	Pete Harman
Led here by	Magic
Location	Meltham near Huddersfield UK
Comments	If you like this site, you may also like http://www.homehumor.com/ (even if it IS writtien by an American) (and especially if you've ever built an extension)

Guest 3,190 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 3:59pm

Name	oz
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	cincinnati OH
Comments	i would just like to thank you for the wonderful service you provide all of us with nothing to do. you will be happy to know (or murderously pissed off) that the phrase 'she pulled a margaret' is starting to catch on amongst my friends (or so they call themselves) around the area. while your site isn't the first i check every morning, i am afraid that your site counter is inaccurate since i have probably been counted more than once... or twice... at any rate, thanks again, keep the humor british so these damn teenage girls still don't get it, and, well, like you said on the page, 'if you were to throw her from a train, they would call you the criminal'. keep it comin', man! -oz

Guest 3,189 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 12:50pm

Name	Gerrard
Led here by	Magic
Location	Rochdale, UK
Comments	you have an ascerbic wit and a wry outlook on life but not enough free time! (Otherwise you'd update or mail more often...) Love your site.

Guest 3,188 signed in on Thursday, April 17th at 12:05am

Name	a
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	wat is the point ofthis website?

Guest 3,187 signed in on Wednesday, April 16th at 6:25pm

Kelly Smith of Clemson, South Carolina, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,186 signed in on Wednesday, April 16th at 5:20pm

Name	Angered US Guy
My page	Cool Guys Page
My URL	http://www.coolguy.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	US!
Comments	Update your page, you wanker! I check back bi-weekly and I expect there to be new material on at least one of those visits. But for the past several weeks, NOTHING! I demand that you entertain me for free or I'll go waste my internet time somewhere else.

Guest 3,185 signed in on Wednesday, April 16th at 4:22pm

Name	Jen
My page	Imperfect Child
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/xena154
Led here by	Barry
Location	West Jabib
Comments	Can Cannucks read?

Guest 3,184 signed in on Wednesday, April 16th at 3:06pm

Name	sian
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	jus wanted 2 say that i loved ur page bout arguments wit ur girlfriend made me laugh wen i was bored!!

Guest 3,183 signed in on Wednesday, April 16th at 1:59pm

Name	Faith Buck
My page	The Drawing Room
My URL	http://www.thedrawingroom.biz
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, UK
Comments	Thanks to an acerbic reference on www.whatshouldiputonthefence.com I found myself here, and so glad that I did. Your poor, long-suffering partner has my sympathy. And you have my hair.

Guest 3,182 signed in on Wednesday, April 16th at 11:59am

Name	David
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	After re-reading my guestbook comment I would like to state that I officially hate Microsoft Words spell check and grammar check facility!

Guest 3,181 signed in on Wednesday, April 16th at 11:55am

Name	David
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Leeds, West Yorkshire, UK
Comments	I think that it is kinda funny, that people assume that all you and Margret do is fight, and then use that to say you should break up. If people fight that much there must be something pretty strong in their too, (or one is worth millions and has a terminal heart condition). After all the page is called 'Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About' not 'Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About With Some Loving Tender Moments Thrown In To Balance It Out'. Anyway, when are you going to restart the apologies section of your sight? Is it closed for good? And lastly, why red hair? I have nothing against it, just wondered if it was one of those 'I woke up this morning and decided to have red hair' kinda things. Is there a funny story to it? More Mil Mailing list mails! Give me something to do besides work dammit!

Guest 3,180 signed in on Tuesday, April 15th at 3:19pm

Name	Ken
Led here by	Search engine
Location	US - California
Comments	Don't worry, I am not going to chant at you. I think your latest addition needs to be slightly re-worded. "Slightly scary and unsettling" should be changed to "Unbelievable terrifying and mind numbingly weird." Though, now that I am thinking about it, I've often thought that your life was unreal...

Guest 3,179 signed in on Monday, April 14th at 5:36pm

Name	Al
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Toronto
Comments	When is your book going to be released in Canada? I thought it was due out in January?!?! When, oh when will Cannucks get the opportunity to read said book? Mil: Call your publisher, agent, manager, florist, manicurist, send a scathing email to whatever entity is responsible for this glaring oversight - Heads should roll over this slight against the Canadian people!!! Give'em hell, Mil. (It is out in Canada. Honestly - someone at my publisher even telephoned the Chapters shops Edmonton and Calgary to make sure, and they both said they had it in December, had reordered in February and March and it was in stock now. Ignore Web pages. Like I say, bookshops are the place to buy books - Mil. PS I've never had anything to do with Popbitch, so I can't imagine what the dolt below is on about.)

Guest 3,178 signed in on Monday, April 14th at 4:52pm

Name	Joe
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London, UK
Comments	Self-indulgent crap... not very funny at all. I liked the way you tried to pretend to be a popbitcher in a thinly disguised desperate attempt to get people to read this rubbish.

Guest 3,177 signed in on Monday, April 14th at 2:33pm

Name	Lily
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	I am certain that you have read this question, oh, about a few hundred times already, and perhaps also answered it at least half that (seeing as you couldn't be - pardon my French - arsed to answer again). But why...? Why, my fellow Englishman...? You seem to have gone through just about every argument a couple could have, and then some more. But why...? Why are you still together if you argue enough for the neighbours to have nailed their belongings to the floor and walls..? Just a question... which you've probably read and discarded more times than I have signed guestbooks.. And just in case you are wondering - no, have not read the FAQ. So forgive me if I make a fool of myself, but that is at times not quite un-normal being me.. Thank you.

Guest 3,176 signed in on Monday, April 14th at 2:19am

Name	BobbyD
Led here by	Magic
Location	US, old spanish part
Comments	I still wondering ... is there any truth to the myth of mad dogs, Englishmen ... and the noonday sun? Oh, please keep up ... uhhh, nevermind, you wouldn't dare stop :>

Guest 3,175 signed in on Monday, April 14th at 1:47am

Name	Vampire
My page	ga
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Texas
Comments	hows your sex life?

Guest 3,174 signed in on Sunday, April 13th at 7:02pm

Name	terra
Led here by	Search engine
Location	canada,sask,marshall
Comments	u seem nice exept that u and margaret sure hace a lot of fight maybe u should talk to her and that might not work so keep on writing?

Guest 3,173 signed in on Saturday, April 12th at 11:51pm

Name	matt (vegas boy)
My page	Hard Linden Men
My URL	http://groups.msn.com/hardlindenmen
Led here by	Web page
Location	brisbane, AUSTRALIA (but i'm a kiwi at heart!)
Comments	stunning. how many consecutive hours of manpower did it take you to write that arguments page? more than several of the egyptian pyramids took to build i imagine. go you good thing!

Guest 3,172 signed in on Saturday, April 12th at 9:42pm

Name	Gillian Wrightson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	auckland new zealand
Comments	just re-entering...somehow my email address has gone haywire lets try again...have no idea what falsebit is!!!!

Guest 3,171 signed in on Saturday, April 12th at 9:39pm

Name	Gillian Wrightson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	auckland new zealand
Comments	How do you have time to live inbetween your arguments? I am exhausted just reading the website. When I have a spare couple of hours I will attempt it again...very funny

Guest 3,170 signed in on Saturday, April 12th at 8:15am

Name	JHo
Led here by	Magic
Location	Atlanta, Georgia
Comments	Wow, I have never signed a guestbook in my life and I am kinda scared, but I am so in love with your site that I had to do it. Plus it is 3 am so what the heck. The first time I saw your site I seriously almost passed out from laughing so hard at all of the things that margaret, my mom and I have in common. Since then I can not stop talking about this site to people and obsessively checking back with the hope that there will be something new on the site that I haven't read. Anyway thanks so much for the comic relief.

Guest 3,169 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 11:38pm

Name	Sam Wolk
My page	Smiley's Pen
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/smileypen
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Washington, DC..well, just north of there, really...two blocks north.
Comments	Someone posted your URL on a message board for hockey fans (Washington Capitals) and I just read the entire thing. What can I say? You're doomed. You kids are great together! Keep the funny coming!

Guest 3,168 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 8:28pm

Name	tara
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Someone emailed me this link...so funny!! And when husband and I saw the book a few weeks ago, we had to get it. Of course, then we argued about who would read it first...so we read it at the same time, although I kept losing his bookmarks...oops. My sister just emailed me the link too and she will soon get my copy of your book. Please write more about your wonderfully dysfunctional culture-clashing relationship!

Guest 3,167 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 6:55pm

Name	sheriff
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boston, MA
Comments	this site needs a forum. I can see it now a forum of men bitching about how stupid their significant others are. We can have differnet forums for different levesl of stupidity. I think it would get more hits than google.com

Guest 3,166 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 4:42pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Im trying so hard not to collapse in a heap tears and laughter on my office floor. You and Margret are obviously meant to be! More more more! How do I get on the mailing list?

Guest 3,165 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 4:23pm

Name	Scott Feustel
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Englewood,FL
Comments	I think I wet my pants. I can;t stop laughing. Does she have sister? I think she does and they got split at birth and I am dating the other one. This hits so close to home.

Guest 3,164 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 5:15am

Name	Ros
My page	evildildo.net (not porn, promise)
My URL	http://evildildo.net
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Manchester/Liverpool
Comments	Its 5.10 am. I cannot sleep. Where better to take a sejourn to (wierd word)("sejourn", not "to") than this most absorbing of reads. Erm... send more mail for me/everyone to read as I am bored. And its stil 5.10... 5.11 ...5.12 (i could go on) These inane ramblings have been brought to you by the letters R,O and S. Enjoy x x x

Guest 3,163 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 3:19am

Name	BJ Curtis
My page	Curtis Clan
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/msc_75076
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Pottsboro, Texas
Comments	Had a pleasant time reading your entire site tonight. Just couldn't quit. I thank you for many wonderful laughs and numerous smiles. Aren't relationships a trip? Continue on ...

Guest 3,162 signed in on Friday, April 11th at 2:06am

Name	Katie Carter
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Jose, CA
Comments	I am reading this on company time....so haven't had a chance to finish it, but as far as I can tell....you and Margret are made for each other:)

Guest 3,161 signed in on Thursday, April 10th at 9:59pm

Name	Cain
My page	Cain's Redemption
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/cainsredemption
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Oklahoma, USA
Comments	If loving your rapier wit is a crime, then let me be guilty. The only conceivable flaw in your writings is that you haven't approached me, with a large pizza in one hand and a fried Mars bar in the other, asking me to illustrate them. If you ever find yourself in Oklahoma, you will obviously be quite lost and I will do everything I can to get to an airport, so long as it involves no actual effort or sacrifice on my part. Thank you for all of the laughs at your loved one's expense.

Guest 3,160 signed in on Thursday, April 10th at 5:20pm

Name	Lindsey
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Alberta, Canada
Comments	I do so love your web page, I would like to love your book as well but it doesn't seem like Chapters.ca is quite convinced its been released in Canada yet. I read your commentary it says that it's supposed to be out everywhere in the english speaking world. If the book is not in Canada yet, do you know when it will be here? Great site! Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 3,159 signed in on Thursday, April 10th at 9:35am

Name	Sammy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Mil: thank you for destroying my working life. You have no idea how many interesting looks it is possible to receive while sniggering at a computer screen, particularly when everyone can see you're not looking at porn. I feel deprived; I have a relationship (marriage) in which the arguments refuse to be inventive or in any way surreal. However, this may simply be a defensive mechanism, as the ones I have in my head are far more interesting. I even win some. In the real world, of course, it is always - always; this is the ground state of being - my fault. Valentine cards: I come from Australia. I never noticed the need for Valentine cards while there (though the truly picky may, if they wish, relate this to the possibly crucial absence of girlfriends who lasted the distance or, indeed, longer than the first date). However, since arriving to find fame and fortune in England (and settling, in time-honoured fashion, for a living wage and a terraced house), I have a) found girlfriends/wife and b) learned that Valentine Cards are imperative, not-negotiable, essential and never ever expected, you're so sweet, and so on and so, god help me, forth. I have just joined your mailing list. I'm not sure why. It can't be schadenfreude, because I suspect you're absolutely having a ball. Keep it up.

Guest 3,158 signed in on Thursday, April 10th at 5:11am

bj vargo of pittsburgh, pa usa sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,157 signed in on Wednesday, April 9th at 8:51am

Name	Leigh-Anne
Led here by	Web page
Location	On, Canada
Comments	so why are you dating each other, again?

Guest 3,156 signed in on Wednesday, April 9th at 5:18am

Name	Michelle Ward
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Too funny! Thanks for the laughs.

Guest 3,155 signed in on Tuesday, April 8th at 11:32pm

Name	carlos bueno
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Thank you for clarifying what it is that is going on when young English women get on a 'hen party'. I used to think American college freshman were the absolute bottom. That was before I worked in the touristy area of Orlando, and the kind of shit those English girls used to... Imagine the conflict in my mind: females, generally good-looking, and tits-up drunk but the urge to slap them until their bridgework flew against the wall was staggering. My only good memory was the night one of them got into a barfight -- and the bar won. I am not presuming to have had something equal, or even similar, to your domestic epic. The worst abuse I had to deal with was flying ashtrays. My ex Steph remembers everything. Everything, mind you, with clarity. She doesn't enjoy watching movies twice. I mean, after all, weren't you THERE the first time? She does everything much better than I ever will, and I don't she ever forgave me for it (or perhaps that's backwards; I don't like to think on that). And after 10 months of the oddest mix of love, visceral fear and hairtrigger violence, she left. She left with the stereo, the too-big leather jacket, my pride, innocence, and faith in the female species. I came away with her... cat. A beautiful cat, actually, with long fur and an endearing repetoir of cat habits. All in all I counted myself lucky. Gonads in place, only a few holes in the drywall, like stepping out after a tornado. What I didn't realize was this cat is Steph's alter ego. Oh sure, the claws are longer and her food comes out of a tin, but I am damned if I don't have to count legs to tell the difference. And she knows this. This is her revenge. She holds my speakers hostage with one outstretched claw and stares me down, daring me to make a move. She broke my coffeepot when I was out of treats. She terrorizes my other cats. She planted a very large crap in her box right after our plane started a three hour flight. She got deathly sick off lapping up flea dip, then bit clear through my hand when I tried to take her to the vet. And Steph refuses to take the cat back. So the next time you are facing the wrong end of a chef's knife, count yourself lucky. It might be worse if she was gone.

Guest 3,154 signed in on Tuesday, April 8th at 4:32pm

Name	Beth
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I feel compelled to sign the Guestbook yet again, as I now have a query. Why has the toothpaste argument never come up on the page? It has been my experience that I must hide my toothpaste in order to not see the tube lying in a twisted, crumpled mess every morning instead of neatly flattened at one end with the paste pushed towards the top like all civilized people should squeeze the paste from the tube. I know this can not just be me that this burns. But then, I am an anal twit.

Guest 3,153 signed in on Tuesday, April 8th at 2:47pm

....Steph of Isle of Wight, England sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,152 signed in on Monday, April 7th at 11:27pm

Name	piXie
Led here by	Web page
Comments	you're really funny, mil! i found your website from a link at www.bored.com and i was immediately charmed by your innocently self-decaprating humor. i went out and invested my life's savings in your funny book (i'm 14) and it was funny! except that you totally left me hanging at the end...plz tell me you're writing a sequel right now?! love, ~PiXie ps. i hope you and margaret grow old together, you guys make the sweetest pair! pps. please put more articles you wrote for newspapers etc on the website!

Guest 3,151 signed in on Monday, April 7th at 9:31pm

Name	Gill aka Cullis
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Lost your email address. Just reading your reviews, not sure they're talking about the same Mil that I know and love. Will get round to buying your book soon. Love to Margret. Gill xxx

Guest 3,150 signed in on Monday, April 7th at 6:50pm

Name	Mark Zimmer
My page	The Unheard Beethoven
My URL	http://www.unheardbeethoven.org
Led here by	Web page
Location	Madison, Wisconsin, USA
Comments	Many thanks for the hilarious website, which immediately prompted me to run out and purchase your equally hilarious little tome. When I saw the blurb on the back about it having to do with some kind of spy story, I had a bit of trepidation, but you wisely kept that sort of thing to a minimum and left the arguments up front where they belong. You thus cleverly dodged the bullet that afflicts Adam Bede, wherein Eliot was writing a perfectly nice pastoral novel until 2/3 of the way through she suddenly said, "oh, dash it all, I must include a plot!" and essentially ruined it. So there you are, your first novel and you're already one up on George Eliot. Congratulations, Mil.

Guest 3,149 signed in on Monday, April 7th at 9:37am

Name	Michelle
My page	don'thaveone
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia
Comments	Thanks for letting me waste more than 2 hours reading and not working. Love it!

Guest 3,148 signed in on Sunday, April 6th at 5:25pm

Name	Stephanie
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Jersey, USA
Comments	O my god!!! Your page is sooo funny. I was having a really bad day,(my b/f and I had just gotten into a fight over a french fry), and your page reminded me that it could be worse, and made me feel better. Thanks!!!!

Guest 3,147 signed in on Sunday, April 6th at 4:30am

Name	Beth
Led here by	Web page
Location	Illinois
Comments	Funniest site in the world. I love it. My boyfriend and I constantly argue, though our arguments consist of, "You're perfect." "No, you are" "You are!" back and forth... But anyways, great site. Love it!

Guest 3,146 signed in on Sunday, April 6th at 3:53am

Name	Joe
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Connecticut, U. S.
Comments	Just finished your book. Paid for it, too. Ya did a good job. Grew to love Pel and Ursula. Keep writing about them. Thanks for a good time.

Guest 3,145 signed in on Saturday, April 5th at 10:05am

Name	wassup
Led here by	Magic
Comments	heya ur arguments are damn farnee dey realli remind me of my family cute kid too

Guest 3,144 signed in on Thursday, April 3rd at 11:36pm

Name	Cara Pinner
Led here by	Barry
Comments	My boyfriend Har Mar is just like you

Guest 3,143 signed in on Thursday, April 3rd at 10:50am

Name	Emma Schofield
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Here!
Comments	I bought your book for my boyfriend for Christmas and we now take it in turns in bed on a night to read it to each other. Eating coleslaw has never put either of us off making out! Thanks for making both of us laugh out loud and feel quite smug about how good our relationship is. Best wishes.

Guest 3,142 signed in on Thursday, April 3rd at 8:53am

Name	Lauryn
My page	Staypuff.net
My URL	http://staypuff.net
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Australia
Comments	Great. Words can not express how much time I spent (yes of course - work time!) reading your site, with a slightly disturbed (because I could relate) slightly stupid look on my face. Now I have to explain all this to my boyfriend in the vain hope that he too will realise that I actually DO come from another planet- where the laws of 'logical reasoning' are defied every day! It was refreshing to see that someone else actually has the same discussions as my boyfriend and I....Just all the way around the other side of the world- I'll use your site as a reference when arguing about anything from Kiwi Fruit (and the art of chopping it) to Clothes (and what you 'should' say)Thanks for letting me waste 2.5 hours reading and not working. Love it!

Guest 3,141 signed in on Thursday, April 3rd at 2:59am

Name	Aaron
My page	don't be ridiculous
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Allen Park, Michigan
Comments	You're not half-funny, are you? I will buy your book in hopes that it will brighten the sullen gray Michigan hours. Name the Lamborghini after me.

Guest 3,140 signed in on Thursday, April 3rd at 12:26am

Name	Mercy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	an undisclosed secure location
Comments	Ahhhhhh, l'amour.

Guest 3,139 signed in on Wednesday, April 2nd at 9:37am

Name	Guy Howarth
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bradford, England
Comments	Had to stop reading it 'cos i started arguing with the wife about it.

Guest 3,138 signed in on Wednesday, April 2nd at 4:07am

Name	leah
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	Just reading through the archived guest book!! This was from 2001 but Pete why not have a dishwasher?? Who unloads it?? Why the kids, of course! Silly man!

Guest 3,137 signed in on Wednesday, April 2nd at 3:55am

Name	leah
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	I know that I have found your page funny as my kids keep asking me to be quiet as they cannot hear the telly! I may have actually been related to Margret while I was pregnant! Aren't hormones hilarious?! (yeah right, my husband says, you didn't have to live through it!) You need to quit your day job and concentrate on amusing your adoring public! fawn, fawn!! Keep up the good work! (not quite sure where I stand though as I have dual nationality - US/UK??

Guest 3,136 signed in on Wednesday, April 2nd at 12:39am

Name	Loyde
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Ooo - that's slightly scary and unsettling, Mil.

Guest 3,135 signed in on Tuesday, April 1st at 7:17pm

Name	Dorie Hernandez
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Minnesota USA
Comments	At first I wasn't sure what I was reading, then I got sucked into the story and laughed and scoffed and laughed some more. Margaret's love of plants and deleting things is hilarious! I will continue to read on for future laughing fits. Makes me feel as though my life ain't quite so dull...tee hee

Guest 3,134 signed in on Tuesday, April 1st at 3:17pm

Name	JD
Led here by	Barry
Location	Chicago
Comments	Your book has made me a pariah. I was reading [and enjoying, no less] your book on the train this morning. Problem was, I got to the "sucking chest wound and locked in a basement flooding with sewage bit." Coffee went flying out my nose and I almost head-butted the woman sitting in front of me. Everyone moved away, rolling their eyes. Clearly, this is your fault.

Guest 3,133 signed in on Tuesday, April 1st at 12:47am

Name	Daryl Keighley (Ms.)
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Los Angeles, California
Comments	Absolutely loved your book...thanks for so many laughs! Cheers, Daryl

Guest 3,132 signed in on Monday, March 31st at 5:39pm

Name	Samantha
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Sorry forgot to say that I generally agree with everything you've said about Americans, in particular the idiot they elected.

Guest 3,131 signed in on Monday, March 31st at 5:37pm

Name	Samantha
My page	Don't have one
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Germany
Comments	Right I read the FAQ'd trying to restrict my idiocy, one of the funniest websites I've ever, ever read, nice work, sounds like you and Marget have a wonderful relationship, fighting keeps it interesting. I'm actually from NZ, don't listen to anyone who says its a shithole, I happen to quite like it.. more so now that I live in Germany. Keep up the flaming rows and knife wielding screaming matches, most entertaining.

Guest 3,130 signed in on Monday, March 31st at 4:28pm

Name	Beth
Led here by	Web page
Comments	To guest 3,124: I forgot to mention that he has a college degree. And 2 children (which still scares me). Maybe though, it was JUST him. Every time I tell that story I am always met with a wide-eyed look of utter digust.

Guest 3,129 signed in on Sunday, March 30th at 5:38pm

Name	olivia gianelli
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Huddersfield, England
Comments	I laughed so much that my neighbours complained about the noise. Which was rich coming from them as they fight as much as Mil and Margret! Brilliant. Love the book too - my department at work doesn't have a computer (back to the stone age!) so I got into trouble for reading it on company time instead. It's just got to be done!

Guest 3,128 signed in on Sunday, March 30th at 2:46am

Name	liz
Led here by	Web page
Location	ny
Comments	hey i liked ur page i thought it was really funny and random haha but i have a question why did u go out with this girl in the first place it doesnt seem like u have too much in common

Guest 3,127 signed in on Sunday, March 30th at 12:20am

Name	Rebecca
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/invisi_ink
Led here by	Web page
Comments	This made my day; especially the special American FAQs, because they described the people I regularly encounter here in Redneckville, USA. How can anyone read this and doubt that you're in love?

Guest 3,126 signed in on Saturday, March 29th at 9:14pm

Name	David Haines
My page	HainesUK
My URL	http://www.hainesuk.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sevenoaks, Kent
Comments	Completely spectacular site. Entertained for hours upon hours upon hours. Thank you, o mighty God.

Guest 3,125 signed in on Saturday, March 29th at 10:03am

Name	Nikki L.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Stockholm, Sweden
Comments	Y'all need to call Dr. Phil! Nah, just kidding. Too funny!

Guest 3,124 signed in on Saturday, March 29th at 6:08am

Name	Pseudo-Anonymous
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	US
Comments	I'm a teenage American girl. I apologize. Nevertheless, I believe this website speaks volumes about love. And it's just damned funny. So, thanks for the laughs. Also, to Beth, who wrote another entry: I'm not sure it speaks as much about America's educational facilities as it does about your ex-boyfriend.

Guest 3,123 signed in on Saturday, March 29th at 3:02am

Name	Kaya
Led here by	Search engine
Location	St. John's, Newfoundland
Comments	Good gracious! I've been visiting your site for over a year now, bookmarked as homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html, and today I was in a bookshop and found your novel. It mentioned www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com on the back, and I am struck by the simplicity of this new address, and wonder if perhaps there is some hidden meaning to it all.

Guest 3,122 signed in on Friday, March 28th at 8:56pm

Sarah of USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,121 signed in on Friday, March 28th at 3:08pm

Name	Beth
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Correction... "FlinTstones". Wow, now what does that say volumes about?

Guest 3,120 signed in on Friday, March 28th at 3:03pm

Name	Beth
Led here by	Web page
Location	At work, obviously
Comments	I also feel very guilty about joining the mailing list and not signing the Guestbook. I love the site, though I do have one story to share: My ex and I once argued about whether dinosaurs came before man. He proclaimed loudly "NO THEY DIDN'T!" followed later by a "Well, what about the Flinstones?". This man was 24 years old. And no, I'm not joking. Says volumes about the educational system in America, eh?

Guest 3,119 signed in on Friday, March 28th at 2:15pm

Name	Hugh
Led here by	Magic
Comments	>Name yAkir BacHar >Comments hhhhhhhh two idiots that >they are friend LOL!!!! What a thoroughly excellent comment.

Guest 3,118 signed in on Friday, March 28th at 12:55pm

Name	TONY TONI TONE
My page	MY ASS
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	SUNNY SUNNY BOURNEMOUTH
Comments	VERY FUCKING FUNNY - BIG L REST IN PEACE

Guest 3,117 signed in on Friday, March 28th at 2:44am

Name	keith twombley
My page	Bellybuttonporn.com
My URL	http://www.bellybuttonporn.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Ames, Ia, USA
Comments	absofuckinglutely hilarious. I hope one day to be half as funny as you, sir.

Guest 3,116 signed in on Thursday, March 27th at 6:25pm

Name	Jacquie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Winnipeg, Manitoba..CANADA!!
Comments	TOO funny! I luv your wonderful sarcasm & humour...just spent the most wonderful hour reading the site...hope to see more here...will check to see if your book is here in Canada...PS...we Canadians are NOT the same as Americans at all, hehehe

Guest 3,115 signed in on Thursday, March 27th at 1:37pm

Name	Bob Strauss
Led here by	Magic
Location	Cullowhee, NC, USA
Comments	Paint the living room yellow. Trust me on this; you WON'T be sorry. Oh, and red looks good in the dining room. Bob

Guest 3,114 signed in on Thursday, March 27th at 9:31am

Name	Michal Nir
My URL	http://come.to/nofar_michal
Led here by	Web page
Location	Israel , Haifa
Comments	I think that you should sell your book in Israel too ;-)

Guest 3,113 signed in on Thursday, March 27th at 6:03am

Name	Kathryn Adamson
My page	My Elfwood Gallery
My URL	http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/t/h/thryn/thryn.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	Hilarious...probably because though people wouldn't admit it, they've all shat in a whole in the ground or debated over how to eat chocolate. Although, people don't seem to mind talking about their faecal deposits. This is one grand-spanking job you've made of this website. I'm glad I found it. Maybe it will help me survive Uni...and maybe I'll just die laughing. Either way, someone out there's a winner right?

Guest 3,112 signed in on Thursday, March 27th at 1:47am

Name	Warren Heath
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	I would have to say, thanks to you I wittled away about an hour of mixed laughter and morbid shock. I feel that the next Gremlins movie should be made about Margret and should have rules such as 'don't open your mouth after 8am' and 'what ever you do, don't mention gravy' I can gladly say that my education in business studies has been soiled by the introduction of my feeble mind and your website. I am so glad that I'm far too strange to get a chick :D

Guest 3,111 signed in on Wednesday, March 26th at 7:25pm

Name	cassie
Led here by	Web page
Location	san francisco
Comments	My boyfriend thinks Margret and I are related. Or one and the same. He notes that no one has ever seen Margret and me together...

Guest 3,110 signed in on Wednesday, March 26th at 4:41pm

Name	Catherine
Led here by	Web page
Location	U.S.
Comments	Dear Mr. Millington, I just discovered your webpage, after reading various reviews of your novel. I nearly hacked up a lung laughing at your very long list. You are a devastatingly funny fellow, and when I get some money, I think I'll buy a copy. Most of all, though, thank you so much for making me feel good about being single. Sincerely, Catherine

Guest 3,109 signed in on Wednesday, March 26th at 12:53pm

Name	Tony
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Here!
Comments	I think I must be your neighbour. Or have you been giving lessons to others? One question! Do you think you should have more pictures for the Americans? Lower level humor and all that....

Guest 3,108 signed in on Wednesday, March 26th at 12:22pm

Name	yAkir BacHar
My page	www.sex4free.co.il
My URL	http://www.sex4free.co.il
Led here by	Web page
Location	Israel , herzlia , neve amal
Comments	hhhhhhhh two idiots that they are friend LOL!!!!

Guest 3,107 signed in on Wednesday, March 26th at 1:22am

Name	Kristy
Led here by	Barry
Location	California, yes that's right
Comments	Yes of course I'm reading this from work, I don't have time to watch all the TV I need to watch if I surf the net at home. Great book Mil (strange name Mil, has anyone mentioned it?) Please do another. It has inspired me that I too can write a book about all the things in life that annoy me. There will be many sequels.

Guest 3,106 signed in on Tuesday, March 25th at 9:17pm

Name	Nils Roubert
My page	www.fkfinn.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sweden
Comments	Wow, this was a jolly nice homepage!

Guest 3,105 signed in on Tuesday, March 25th at 3:39pm

Name	William Coughlan
My page	Coughlan.us
My URL	http://coughlan.us
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Washington, DC
Comments	Absolutely hilarious -- finished off the book in two days, and found the site a perfect capper. Still a little iffy on the end of the novel, but I suppose that's my problem.

Guest 3,104 signed in on Tuesday, March 25th at 9:11am

Name	Tony Guy
Led here by	Barry
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Bloody good laugh. I'm impressed you can see life in such a manner. Sorry I don't have any naked pictures to send you...

Guest 3,103 signed in on Tuesday, March 25th at 5:01am

Name	Colm
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Dublin
Comments	Thank you so much.You've put my girlfriends Lack of logic,reason and general understanding of the world outside her head in perspective.And maybe inspired me to keep her.

Guest 3,102 signed in on Tuesday, March 25th at 1:01am

Name	S
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	YOU ARE TRULY A PSYCHO!

Guest 3,101 signed in on Monday, March 24th at 6:47pm

Name	Chris Hughes
My URL	http://www.epicure.demon.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	Wraysbury. on the Thames between WIndsor and Staines
Comments	Reminded me of my marriages, damn you! A wonderfully funny site - a real tonic (probably strychnine and iron).

Guest 3,100 signed in on Monday, March 24th at 9:34am

Name	Lizzie Geddes
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	Mil, they ( ) are parentheses not brackets. Brackets are square [ ] or curly { }. The use of typographically incorrect apostrophes (you are using feet / inch marks) is also irksome which I do believe, in my heart, you would be interested in correcting from an anally retentive point of principle, but oh, the limitation of internet system fonts.Otherwise you are right, I am reading this on my employer's time. Much like the fiscal empowerment one receives from a drawn out bowel movement in work hours.

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