Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 3,000 to 3,099)

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Guest 3,099 signed in on Monday, March 24th at 3:05am

Name	Mary Rivet
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Massachusetts, United States
Comments	This is one of the funniest things I've read on the Internet. My husband and daughter and I loved it!

Guest 3,098 signed in on Sunday, March 23rd at 5:04pm

Name	JOhn
Led here by	Web page
Location	Brooklyn, NY
Comments	Well, you are both to be commended in that you are proving that co-dependency actually works. Congratulations. Don't like the kicking in the head part. But does your rage at each other actually lead to better sex? What do you two actually want from each other? Best of luck. Thanks for the site.

Guest 3,097 signed in on Sunday, March 23rd at 6:12am

Name	nicole
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	adelaide, australia
Comments	my boyfriend is german...i recognise so much of us in your stories...bloody hilarious, cheers!

Guest 3,096 signed in on Sunday, March 23rd at 5:14am

Name	Erin "Jub"
Led here by	Magic
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	I think this site is great! It's all the silly things that people REALLY do argue about. The thing is, when they see it plastered on the web, they automatically put up the visage of, "I'm so happy we're not that couple!" Hehehe, oh contrare (I didn't spell that right, but I'm a college student and laziness is my best trait!) my friends. ANYONE who has been in a steady, SERIOUS relationship has argued about the silliest things. My favorite thing to argue about with my boyfriend is politics, which, inevitably (see laziness comment above), turns into an arguement about whether or not to go see what kind of movie and how his movies are dumb choices. Then we cool off and start all over again. :D Thank you for letting us into your living room and placing us on your couch with a cocktail in our hands to enjoy our own insanities with our loved ones lived out through you two! May you live just as you are now, enjoying life, together for a long time! Cheers!

Guest 3,095 signed in on Saturday, March 22nd at 6:49am

Name	Krystal
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Tampa Bay Florida USA
Comments	Ok every entry is like insight into the way my Fiancée feels about me.. not sure if that's a good thing.. We've decided to be Miserable together rather then bearably content apart. Nice to know our love is a little more normal then previously thought. Gratsa! to Margret for being your boyfriend's inspiration not every woman can say that. :-) keep it comming, I'll keep reading. OK I'm that idiot that almost clicked send even though I hadn't read the FAQ... The throwing you out the Flat thing reminded me... I was hopping mad one day at Chris (my eh hem better half)and I got in the Car to speed off well him in his infinite wisdom thought it'd be a Fabulous idea to hop on the side of the car as I was driving away.. I however didn't see him and continued to accelerate, around 45 MPH he realizes I don't see him and leaps off dislocating his shoulder... I look in my rearview to see him on the ground a hit my breaks, I get out of the car and run back to him... My first reaction, 'what the hell did you do!?' We spent the rest of the afternoon in the Emergency room. This was after our 2nd week dating... Ok I'm done now really.

Guest 3,094 signed in on Saturday, March 22nd at 5:23am

Name	Nathan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Washington State U.S.A.
Comments	I haven't even read it all yet and I think I have a brain aneurysm... wait... yes its a brain aneurysm. Thanks for the laughs I think I'll go see my doctor now.

Guest 3,093 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 8:56pm

Name	Sarah
My page	blah.
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	So after a long ordeal, I finally got to read TMGAIHAA, the American version. You see, when my boyfriend asked what I wanted for Christmas, I told him to wait until January when the book was released in the US and buy it for me. Well, around February, it had still not arrived, so I /politely/ asked him about it. At some poin later, he actually ordered it, but weeks after mysterious weeks later it had still not arrived. We're college students, and went to his parents' house in Massachusetts for spring break. Lo and behold, it had been sent there, to his shipping address. So, mid-March, I got my Christmas gift, your book. Fortunately, it was well worth the wait, and I will join the hordes of screaming masses chanting for more! more!

Guest 3,092 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 2:46pm

Name	kev
My page	dont have one
My URL	http://ditto
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	dublin ireland
Comments	had to stop when I got to the bit with the picture of the plant in the bathtub because snot came out of my nose and everyone in the open-plan office did the pairie-dog. will come back later. PS - I am single and think you're very lucky. cheers - k

Guest 3,091 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 1:31pm

Name	Sarah King
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	I know that thsi shouldn't be a political site, and I apologise to Mil in advance, but I truly hope that the Republican Kara Mitchell hasn't gone to bed yet. The answer to death, dear Kara, is not death. The murder of 2000 or so in the Twin Towers will not be made better by the murder of 20,000 or so in Iraq, even if it was the fault of anybody in Iraq, which it wasn't. Anybody who supports the decision of the current regime in Washington either must not unsterand what war is or else just doesn't care as long as his or her own loved ones come home okay. In Ireland we know too well that death and murder is not patriotic and sentimental, amd it doesn't solve anything. I hope that Kara, and others like her, will never know quite what the decision of George Bush, among others, will accomplish.

Guest 3,090 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 9:22am

Name	Kara Mitchell
Led here by	Search engine
Location	America
Comments	I must go to bed and quit searching this site!! I have to tell you first, however, that my boyfriend would entirely agree with you about Kate Bush's apology... you see, we are not TOTALLY without culture here in America... Even if it is slightly pornographic in nature, and Kate won't come to give us a concert, let alone a fantasy... K

Guest 3,089 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 9am

Name	Kara Mitchell
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Po Dunk... somewher west of the Cascades and East of the Olympics
Comments	...Oh yes, and by "Republican", I mean that while I TRULY hate war (I have three different men there now) I support the President's decision... even if the hollywood stars and democrates say it isn't fashionable... I am terribly sorry for the loss... We ALL have much at stake, and it isn't likely to go away without a fight. Here's to You and Yours... K

Guest 3,088 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 8:41am

Name	Kara Mitchell
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Port Orchard, Washington. USA
Comments	I sent you an email... and then I found your guess book... I read your FAQ from top to bottom and I still think you are absoluletly delightful, Lovey... from a Republican, American, Social Psychologist... You are the best!

Guest 3,087 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 7:35am

Name	Amanda
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Denver, CO
Comments	A very sad day here in the States for those of us who agree that something needed to be done about Hussein but do not agree with the way that Bush has gone about it. Does the rest of the world know that most Americans feel that way? Thanks - your page gave a much needed laugh.

Guest 3,086 signed in on Friday, March 21st at 2am

Name	Nancy
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Massachusetts, USA
Comments	I worked in my college's library and I think you were channeling my experiences when you wrote the stuff about "professional" librarians in TMYGAIHAA. More, more, more!

Guest 3,085 signed in on Thursday, March 20th at 7:26pm

Name	Rhea
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	Very funny, but I feel a bit guilty for laughing. Schadenfreude, anyone?

Guest 3,084 signed in on Thursday, March 20th at 5:17am

Name	Alicia
My page	Alicia is hot
My URL	http://mil'sbiggestfan.ca
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Sarnia, Ontario, Canada
Comments	Hey Mil, All I can manage to say after reading your life-altering mind-bending website of wonders is that...well you and margret ROCK! (That's canadian for you're wonderful) Considering I'm a poor college student it might be a while but I've decided that I'm going to go out and buy your book instead of that silly accounting textbook I'm never going to use. Thanks for giving my friends and I an excuse not to study. Thanks ALi

Guest 3,083 signed in on Thursday, March 20th at 1:45am

Name	Gary Legg
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dallas Texas
Comments	What an utter waste of time, I will be asking the dope that sent this to me to be more selective, good luck selling this to anyone with an IQ of over 99, or that has travelled outside their home state.....I will NOT be back

Guest 3,082 signed in on Wednesday, March 19th at 10:46pm

Name	finbar
Led here by	Web page
Location	The Island Nation of Kiribati
Comments	Brilliant stuff Mil ! Still the funniest thing on the web. It's great to find a personal homepage whose owner can actually write. How long will we have to wait for another book ? PS : Clearly Saddam Hussein and Lord Lucan are THE SAME PERSON !!!! It all fits - just look at their photographs. (Why hasn't the media cottoned on to this yet ?).

Guest 3,081 signed in on Wednesday, March 19th at 5:07pm

Linzi of England sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,080 signed in on Wednesday, March 19th at 3:52pm

Name	Bob
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Den Haag (originally Sutton Coldfield and Walsall)
Comments	Hello Mil, Our computer system crashed today...firewalls,proxies,routers etc.Luckily i had already added to 'favourites' and was able to spend a very good time pretending to be fixing the system,but actually 'fiddling while Rome burned'.I only received your site from a friend today and was so entertained(i do agree about Andie Mcdowell) that i mistakenly sent it on to my wife.Not a wise move perhaps.It doesn't take much and this will seem like a broadside from a fishing smack to a destroyer.Time to get below decks possibly.BTW if you believe in reincarnation you probaly get what you deserve.If not..cry into your Banks's kind regards, Bob Spinks

Guest 3,079 signed in on Wednesday, March 19th at 6:58am

Name	Chelsea
My page	Doesn't really have a title...
My URL	http://www.phealy.com/~techmommy/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	outside Chicago, IL, USA
Comments	And I thought Kyle and I were bad...

Guest 3,078 signed in on Tuesday, March 18th at 8:57pm

Ashley Forbes of Austin, TX USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,077 signed in on Tuesday, March 18th at 6:56pm

Name	Colin Dunlop
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Scotland
Comments	Great site Mil, I was in hysterics reading about Margret. I think any man who has a partner will idntify with you on at least something. Women are insane and the sooner we stop trying to understand them the happier we will be.

Guest 3,076 signed in on Tuesday, March 18th at 5:25pm

Name	Bill Wysong
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Colorado Springs, CO USA
Comments	You two would make great clients for my psychotherapy practice.

Guest 3,075 signed in on Tuesday, March 18th at 5:08pm

Name	Nernin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	alright. So I spelled children wrong. So sue me.

Guest 3,074 signed in on Tuesday, March 18th at 5:05pm

Name	Nernin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canada
Comments	You people actually have chilren? Oh dear lord. Lol Awesome site. I have to show it to my boyfriend. Although I'm sure he's got something similar on the net somewhere. >:(

Guest 3,073 signed in on Monday, March 17th at 10:43pm

Name	Jen
My page	Imperfect Child
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/xena154
Led here by	Magic
Location	ok, ok, I'll talk... It's America
Comments	First things first; Norway, I think was the name, it's couldn't not couldent. where did the 'e' jump in? Anyway, that's not the point. On behalf of America I would like to apologise for our stupid barely literate President, dragging your country into an unjustified war and thereby raising our petrol prices and murdering far too many innocents. The Iraqi PM said it best when he called George W. the 'number-one war monger'. Please feel free to hop on a plane and put the poor bastard out of our misery. Oh, and don't forget congress, please.

Guest 3,072 signed in on Monday, March 17th at 7:51pm

Name	Stephanie Richardson
My page	Steph's Pictures
My URL	http://members.aol.com/blueorchidbabe/pix.html
Led here by	Barry
Location	Chattanooga, Tennessee, USA
Comments	Um, being the sort of American(the beautiful, smart, almost-20- female sort)that finds herself more than amused by the everyday sort of humor, I was entirely impressed by the site. I am a poor college student, but within a week of the book being released in the US, I'd managed to scrape together ten or eleven dollars and wander through the bookstore until I'd found it. Then I screamed and they kicked me out and I had to go to a different bookstore where I kept calm and purchased the book. I then read the whole thing in two days. Classes suffered, but then, don't they always? I have referred several of my friends to this website, and they were almost equally amused. Thanks, Mil. Yours and Margret's lives are truly inspiring.

Guest 3,071 signed in on Monday, March 17th at 5:10pm

Name	Jason Brown
My page	Working on that one, actually
My URL	http://See above.
Led here by	Web page
Location	Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
Comments	Absolutely, bleeding wonderful. I love British humor and this is where I get my fix. I sympathize, Mil, many of my friends are the same way as Margret. However, I do not live with them. You poor tortured bastard.

Guest 3,070 signed in on Monday, March 17th at 2:57am

Name	kat
Led here by	Search engine
Location	MI
Comments	well i always thought my mother was nuts but now i can honestly say that your girlfriend is... how do u take it?

Guest 3,069 signed in on Monday, March 17th at 12:39am

Name	Kayla
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Lakeland, Fl, USA
Comments	This is hilarious! You're an excellant writer, and enjoyed reading about your relationship with your girlfriend. It looks like you have a long, happy future with her ahead of you. Also-thank you for your sympathies about our President and the majority of stupid people around my country. I'm sorry too(I work in retail...oh the horror).

Guest 3,068 signed in on Sunday, March 16th at 12:42pm

Name	Ros
My page	evildildo.net
My URL	http://evildildo.net
Led here by	Barry
Location	Liverpool/Manchester
Comments	I hope the mans name was Barry. Blah blah blah, yet another lauding post in your guestbook where a random stranger makes up the word "lauding" and says nice things about your site/book. I'm so generic. I just can't help it. Anyway, i have lost the ability to blink and my eyes are all dried up, your fault sir, and i shall never forgive you. Good day. (what AM i talking about? Excellent site, is basically what i wanted to say. I'm going away now)

Guest 3,067 signed in on Sunday, March 16th at 12:39am

Name	Del
Led here by	Barry
Location	Canada
Comments	i bought your book the other day and just couldnt put it down. My boyfriend kept yelling at me because i kept laughing out loud and he couldnt understand why. The book was great!

Guest 3,066 signed in on Saturday, March 15th at 6:47pm

Name	Aimee
Led here by	Barry
Location	Indiana
Comments	I thought me and my boyfriend argued about dumb things' this makes me feel better about our relationship

Guest 3,065 signed in on Saturday, March 15th at 2:50pm

Name	Jim Lynch
My page	N/A
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Burlingame, Ca.
Comments	3/15/03...What the United States is about to unleash on the people of Iraq, and the world, is a catastrophe alike to the sanction of slavery at our nation's birth, and the practiced genocide inflicted on the native Americans. Never forgive us for it. And never forget. God bless those of you outside my country's borders who have opposed this unjust and evil war. We have betrayed you all. We have betrayed ourselves.

Guest 3,064 signed in on Saturday, March 15th at 9:38am

Name	Mr.Nice
My page	mr.nice.stuff
My URL	http://www.mr-nice.rulestheweb.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Cornwall UK
Comments	I blame the wife, she email'd the URL to me yesterday evening and I've not moved since. I'm hungry now.

Guest 3,063 signed in on Saturday, March 15th at 2:29am

Name	mark
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wales
Comments	You owe me £12 for a new keyboard. I spat a cup of tea on my old one whilst reading your page.

Guest 3,062 signed in on Saturday, March 15th at 1:07am

Name	Leslie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	I'd just like to say that this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. :) You're hilarious. I especially liked this part (good lord I cannot find it! it disappeared while I was eating dinner!) Oh! Sudden burst of genius. I have a search button. LOL. Anyways, I liked this " he got a pair of scissors and cut his own hair; he now looks like a tiny Howard Devoto. Except blond. And without the spectacles. ("So, not very much like Howard Devoto at all, then. Also, we were born in 1987 and have entirely no idea who Howard Devoto is." - Everyone.)" because it pretty much summed up my exact thought. And I even was born in 1987. Anyways, I have many more insane comments, plus I am of course on here to avoid being productive. But, I'll leave you alone soon. First, I have one question. Which way, do you in fact, think that kiwis should be cut? That's actually a good topic for an argument, and one I would definitely get into. Anyways, now that I've read this whole page, I'll just have to see if I get anything through the mailing list, which I was not at all planning to join, but since I accidentally clicked on it, I did. :) Leslie

Guest 3,061 signed in on Friday, March 14th at 7:27pm

Name	Andy H. aka Flow Daddy
My page	CIA MOTORSPORTS.com
My URL	http://www.ciamotorsports.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Des Moines Iowa
Comments	Damn man...I'd love to find a girl like Mil's. I like crazy chicks.

Guest 3,060 signed in on Friday, March 14th at 4:31pm

Name	Sandra
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Rhode island
Comments	I'm german and my boyfriend is american. Believe me...he can relate to you in many aspects. But the bottom line is: He loves his german lady very much and wouldn't want her any other way (most of the time).

Guest 3,059 signed in on Friday, March 14th at 3:16pm

Name	Tracy Brown
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	All sounds perfectly fine to me!!!?!? No??

Guest 3,058 signed in on Friday, March 14th at 8:12am

Name	dwayne vesely
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	australia
Comments	deepest empathy for you. my ex used to give me directions while we were driving to my own house. wish i could have seen the humour in it.

Guest 3,057 signed in on Friday, March 14th at 7:45am

Name	Norway
My page	My Web Page
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/norway1516/Garland/My_Profile.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Texas
Comments	lol omg i got about a 1/3 down and couldent take it anymore......lol funny stuff though....

Guest 3,056 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 10:46pm

Name	Jason "Dr. Jehu Love" Walters
My URL	http://jehudvd.diaryland.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Orlando, FL
Comments	Reading the book- loving it. I get to the point where I just have to say "stop being so goddamned funny and tell me what happened." Badass, anyway. Being an American, I can't quite figure out how "nueer" sounds, but otherwise, woo! JW

Guest 3,055 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 9:26pm

Name	Jack Saunders
My page	JackOnline.co.uk
My URL	http://jackonline.co.uk
Led here by	Barry
Location	Hertford
Comments	Very nice indeed, very funny. I would buy your book if I wasn't so cheap.

Guest 3,054 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 8:23pm

Name	michele fenton
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	keep up the good work

Guest 3,053 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 8:21pm

Name	michele fenton
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	keep up the good work

Guest 3,052 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 6:21pm

Name	Rachel Nichols
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Haven, CT USA
Comments	I've thoroughly enjoyed your page and can't wait to get updates on you and Margret. I feel better now when my husband and I argue...it doesn't sound half bad :) Thanks for the entertainment

Guest 3,051 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 5:52pm

Name	Cory Kamholz
My page	Sorry, I'm without
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Chicago
Comments	Self-deprecation mized with verbal assaults on surrounding individuals is my favorite form of humor. You may have just passed Dave Barry as my most beloved writer of comic literature.

Guest 3,050 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 12:33pm

Name	Stefanie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	I love your page! I thought it was so funny. I can't believe Margret lets you talk about her like that. I guess that's just another thing for you guys to argue about.

Guest 3,049 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 10:55am

Name	Stephen Jeffries
My page	inty
My URL	http://inty.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	UK
Comments	LMAO

Guest 3,048 signed in on Thursday, March 13th at 8:33am

Name	glitta
My page	kissthemachine.net
My URL	http://kissthemachine.net/
Led here by	Magic
Location	sydney
Comments	i think there ought to be a genetic assay done of margret and several million other girlfriends around the world...would make for an interesting geneaological(sp?) study...

Guest 3,047 signed in on Wednesday, March 12th at 10:15pm

Name	Wayne Dyer
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Austin, Texas, USA
Comments	I somehow found the site, then signed up for the mailing list, became a Weekly reader, then I bought and read the book, then I came down with the flu. Except for that last bit, it's been a wonderful experience.

Guest 3,046 signed in on Wednesday, March 12th at 7:01pm

Name	Roisin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Belfast
Comments	It's so good to know that other people are also in relationships with mad people - finally I can hold my head up among the smug gits I know who "NEVER argue". When we all know that they are clearly the insane ones. One question - how do you not laugh in the middle of the screaming matches when you realise how surreal they are? This has always been my downfall, while it has undoubtedly spared my boyfriend some real physical damage. x

Guest 3,045 signed in on Wednesday, March 12th at 3:23pm

Name	Tom Thomsen
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	I love your page! The only problem is that it's gotten me in trouble at work here, from me laughing so hard. I've been causing quite a stir, and since I'm a telephone operator at a stuffy law firm, well, your web page has helped me detract from the decorum of the firm a bit. Good show. I did have a question about those dreams you'd posted. How do I submit one if I've got a really bizarre dream about assassin cats that I wanted to post? Just checking. Cheers.

Guest 3,044 signed in on Wednesday, March 12th at 11:32am

Name	Wolfstar
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Antartica
Comments	Pissed my self laughing well you need something down here to keep you sane when its -30 degress and snowing... Unreal and the best part no shit is that the pair of you are still together im like WFT, would have shot the bitch by now for sporting pleasure....

Guest 3,043 signed in on Tuesday, March 11th at 9:04pm

Name	Tony
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Geordie Land (or "Newcastle" to Americans and other Johnny Foreigner Types)
Comments	Oh Sweet Merciful Jesus ! I laughed until I cried and then I read some more. "Gan Canny Bonny Lad".

Guest 3,042 signed in on Tuesday, March 11th at 7:07pm

Name	Tantris
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Ok...that's BUY your book right away. God save me from my own typos. T-

Guest 3,041 signed in on Tuesday, March 11th at 7:05pm

Name	Tantris
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You have reminded me of a lovely afternoon I spent in Dartington chatting with an English Sound Engineer that I was working with for a couple of weeks. So funny that I felt like I laughed for four solid hours. What a great a memory and what a great site! I'll be looking to guy your book right away. Thanks, T-

Guest 3,040 signed in on Tuesday, March 11th at 6:32pm

Name	Patricia Dekal
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Black Forest, Colorado, USA
Comments	You've saved my live,,,recovering from surgery and found your cite--its absolutely a hoot!! Keep up the great work, your humor is wonderful and your relationship with Margret something to strive for. I've shared it with frineds, one in New Zealand originally from England and they all agree it's got to be one of the best around!! Carry On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest 3,039 signed in on Tuesday, March 11th at 3:56pm

Name	John
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Colorado Springs
Comments	I live in America but was born in Britain (Cambridge) so I think that was why I understood more of your Margret musings than some of my friends. I now know where American humorist Dave Barry gets his writing style -- he's obviously copying you (although he has to use fewer (and smaller) words for his American audience. Truly, you are gifted, both in your incredibly fortuitous relationship with Margret, and your wonderful ability to make me laugh, cry, and fall on the floor while reading about it. Cheers, and don't ever let her go!

Guest 3,038 signed in on Tuesday, March 11th at 7:13am

Name	Jim
My page	Uselessness for the World to See
My URL	http://www.jimcavalier.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Comments	Mil, This is the funniest, best written, poorly designed website I've ever seen. It makes me miss an old girlfriend of mine whom I won't name here and want to call her just to remind her that you don't put toast in a toaster, if it were already toast, you wouldn't need a toaster! (Apparently intent is what turns bread into toast. The rest is just a formality which happens to warm it up.) Cheers! - Jim

Guest 3,037 signed in on Monday, March 10th at 1:55pm

Name	robinski
My page	the intrepid life of blue bear, if I had a site . com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Chesterfield UK
Comments	Mil/Pel, top site, roared with laughter while reading the book. I don't envy you, but have the same setup down to the Schwabian outlaws. Weird I always skimmed over the Guardian entrys now I wish I had them. Get back in the review and oust Julie 'bitter' Burchil, PLEASE!

Guest 3,036 signed in on Monday, March 10th at 6:46am

Name	Joshua Guilbert
My page	Me!
My URL	http://www.sbs.auckland.ac.nz/research/ecolconserv/brunton/ecoWebpg/ppl/josh.html
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Auckland, New Zealand, University and not doing any work!
Comments	Dude, top site and I will now track down the book. Its funny coz its true. Women are all insaine, I know this because a) I've met lots of them b) The honest ones emit it. How about another book with submissions from the rest of us. I have quite a few.

Guest 3,035 signed in on Monday, March 10th at 5:50am

Name	John House
My page	Lord Homepage
My URL	http://www.google.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Eastern United States
Comments	I actually enjoyed this page so much, that I almost forgot about the vacant eyed wraith that peers over my shoulder and repeats the last word of every sentence I utter.

Guest 3,034 signed in on Monday, March 10th at 2:41am

Name	Tracy Cameron
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Found it very interesting, as i have never heard of or read this book before. I feel i am hooked.

Guest 3,033 signed in on Sunday, March 9th at 11:24pm

Name	Neil most of the time
My page	n/a
Led here by	Barry
Location	Nu Zilland (New Zealand)
Comments	Rehab is for quitters

Guest 3,032 signed in on Sunday, March 9th at 10:25pm

Name	Flame
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Location	New Zealand
Comments	hahaha Didn't know there was a "Special" way to cut kiwi fruit??... hmmmm if there is I have been seriously lied too for awhile now... Anyways BIG Ups!! Great site - lol enjoyed sharing it with the family smiles Thanx Again

Guest 3,031 signed in on Sunday, March 9th at 2:12pm

Name	Pete Rudd
My page	Annoymous
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Location	North Devon
Comments	Cool site....funny as!

Guest 3,030 signed in on Sunday, March 9th at 5:59am

Name	Aspen
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Location	Colorado USA
Comments	All these years I thought I was a Capricorn. Now that I've read your articles I now see that I am truly a Mil~gret... I enjoyed nearly every word.

Guest 3,029 signed in on Saturday, March 8th at 4:25pm

Name	Maggie
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Location	London UK
Comments	It wiles away the night duty hours at work when all really sane people are getting their much needed beauty sleep!

Guest 3,028 signed in on Saturday, March 8th at 9:41am

Name	Martin X
My page	~ Kandelectra - Digital Evolution ~
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/Kandelectra
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	South Africa
Comments	You're an incredible writer Mil and i can't wait to buy the book. Gripping stuff mate! Keep it up! Martin X

Guest 3,027 signed in on Saturday, March 8th at 5:45am

Name	Lian
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Location	Portland, Oregon
Comments	You're both wrong about how to cut a kiwi. First you cut off both ends, insert a teaspoon between the skin and the fruit and carefully move the spoon around the fruit until it is released. Nice page - thanks for helping me understand my partner a bit better.

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Guest 3,025 signed in on Saturday, March 8th at 12:30am

Name	Bruce Collins
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Location	desk
Comments	At last, a kindred spirit! Absolutely brilliant stuff! I wish only to say that my wife is a red-haired French Canadian. You see this scar here... ?

Guest 3,024 signed in on Friday, March 7th at 6:22pm

Name	Jørn Gunnar Geir
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Location	Norway
Comments	Rassgat í bala

Guest 3,023 signed in on Friday, March 7th at 8:53am

Name	Mark
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sol 3
Comments	It seems to me that you and Margret are not arguing as much as you used to. I'm not sure if that's a good sign or not. My girlfriend read your book and she thinks Margret is a perfectly reasonable person.

Guest 3,022 signed in on Friday, March 7th at 5:19am

Name	Eric Scott
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Salt Lake City, Utah
Comments	I never sign guestbooks. Period. Full stop. I'm signing yours because I figure anyone who gives me 30 minutes of free quality entertainment is at least owed an atta boy and/or tip of the hat. Excellent, excellent website. I'm torn between cheering for you and fearing for your well-being. I know firearms are resticted on your side of the pond, but a skillet upside the melon (maybe she can't cook, but I'll wager she can heft a frying pan hohoho~) can do just as much damage when Margret decides to stich you into your bedlinens one night and ...er, 'adjust your perspective' (I kid. Really, I do. Sort of). Anyway, can't wait to read your book. Best Regards to both of you -

Guest 3,021 signed in on Friday, March 7th at 12:49am

Name	Yafang
My page	Tout Le Monde
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/CelineD_84
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Split between Rhode Island and Ohio USA
Comments	This was great! I read it over a few days whenever I needed something to make me laugh, which as a crazy busy college student is about all the time!

Guest 3,020 signed in on Friday, March 7th at 12:33am

Name	Chris Brimble
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Location	Sydney
Comments	Should write professionaly

Guest 3,019 signed in on Friday, March 7th at 12:31am

Name	Chris Brimble
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Location	Sydney
Comments	Should write professionaly

Guest 3,018 signed in on Thursday, March 6th at 10:40pm

Name	Matt
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Location	San Diego, CA
Comments	Honestly, this is just the kind of writing I needed to read today, and it's absolutely hysterical. Great work! I'm looking forward to dropping by every once in a while. M

Guest 3,017 signed in on Thursday, March 6th at 7:38pm

Name	Shelley
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Location	Florida, USA
Comments	and was almost done - but I've found my favourite page so that's it...Although it reminds me of the infamous quarrel over (as you sit down to eat) "are you done with the oven?" - Just turn the flippin' thing off already!!! Although a bit scary - I think I'm the American Margaret!!! and loving every minute of it!

Guest 3,016 signed in on Thursday, March 6th at 3:58pm

Name	Laura
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Location	Connecticut, USA
Comments	This site is so great. Although serious, it's funny as hell.

Guest 3,015 signed in on Thursday, March 6th at 12:53pm

Name	Igor
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Location	Glasgow
Comments	Sounds like a normal female to me!!! 24 years married

Guest 3,014 signed in on Thursday, March 6th at 2:42am

Name	Logan Clark
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Location	Concord, California
Comments	Truly outrageous and humorous. I envy 2 people who can disagree and still love each other. Good show !!!!

Guest 3,013 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 7:58pm

Name	Liz
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Location	Seattle
Comments	I had to stop reading this at work. The co-workers thought I'd become maniacal. I think it was the uncontrollable, hysterical laughter or quite possibly the tears.

Guest 3,012 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 3:41pm

Name	-MiE-Sauber-
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Depths of girlfriend HELL!!
Comments	Oh my god, how to make a humourus email from a friend last a whole afternoon!!! Has to be the funniest thing i have read since the American Constitution. Bring it on!!!!

Guest 3,011 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 3:39pm

Name	max
Led here by	Magic
Location	Oregon (middle of nowhere USA)
Comments	Its Denise but in real life and german!

Guest 3,010 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 3:27pm

Name	Randy
My page	n/a
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Phoenix, AZ
Comments	Great Stuff. Loved the book. Gotta go the boss is coming.

Guest 3,009 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 3:25pm

sj. of South Australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 3,008 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 1:43pm

Name	Gee
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	at work (Cannon st) London
Comments	Wicked laugh, POOR YOU!!!

Guest 3,007 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 12:45pm

Name	Darren
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cardiff
Comments	Fantastic.....Sadly you are not alone. The only thing different between your life and every other man's life is ...The names have changed!! Margret- An international word meaning female. Female- An international word meaning just give in now, you'll never win. Shut up and stop whinging. The thing to do with the plants is... Pull off some of the leaves... Let them dry out in an airing cupboard..Chop them up into very small pieces....Put them into a pipe and set fire to them. You have so many plants in your house that you might just get lucky :) All mankind suffer with you.

Guest 3,006 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 7:39am

Name	Joseph
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Location	America
Comments	I got your site listing from drunkcyclist.com. I really feel sorry for your kids. They are going to turn out just like your girlfriend - SICK. You should run away, far away; with your kids leaving her and the freezer full of food she won't remember or ever get around to eating.

Guest 3,005 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 2:45am

Name	Phil Holland
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Location	Sarasota, Florida
Comments	After reading every word, and laughing harder than I have in years, I've decided that if you ever decide to leave writing behind, you'd make one hell of a marriage councelor!

Guest 3,004 signed in on Wednesday, March 5th at 2:07am

Name	Trish Hart
Led here by	Magic
Location	canada
Comments	Truly brilliant, never read anything more sadistic and humorous in all my 27 years. it reminds me alot of my own twisted love affair with always needing to "win" at any cost. Very much worth the time to read giggle and absorb the insanity of it all. Pat yourselves on the back, in an age where true love has almost disappeared you have managed to find it, congrtulations, enjoy each other in this endearing manor forever, as I have this same love for my lunatic mate. I look forward to many more of your simply insane tales of everyday lunacy. Sincerly your fellow nut, Trish Hart

Guest 3,003 signed in on Tuesday, March 4th at 10:30pm

Name	Amber
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Location	australia
Comments	Late at night when there's nothing eles to do and i haven't visited ur site in a while, i will read the lasts of ur fights and sit for hours laughing out loud at the computer screen...and it's all ur fault :P But never the less, i much enjoy the pleasure i receive and thats why i guess i keep coming back...

Guest 3,002 signed in on Tuesday, March 4th at 8:34pm

Name	Roz
My page	"The best site in the World......probably"
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/bobs_sparkle_market
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	The UK
Comments	This page kicks ASS! Woooooot!

Guest 3,001 signed in on Tuesday, March 4th at 7:55pm

Name	Bobbi Lee
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Suburbs of Chicago, IL
Comments	Your web page is absolutely hilarious. My husband and I are a young happily married couple, and during the years we dated and the 1.5 years we've been married, we have had some wondeful arguments. your page helps me feel normal (scary, i know). you are truly blessed to be in a family with such a sense of levity and humor. if you can't laugh at yourself, who the hell wants to laugh with you?

Guest 3,000 signed in on Tuesday, March 4th at 3:32pm

Name	Janelle
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Location	London
Comments	Sorry, just popped back to have a look and saw my chance to be the 3000th guest! When do I get my shiny thing from Tiffany's?

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