Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,900 to 2,999)

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Guest 2,999 signed in on Tuesday, March 4th at 2:46pm

Name	Jay Brum
My page	Dance Dance Revolution UK
My URL	http://www.ddruk.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	London England
Comments	Oh.. my... word.. dude... I have just read the entire site, and spent best part of 2 hours laughing harder than I have ever laughed in my entire life.. my friend, I congratulate you for managing to stay alive and sane. Seriously. My girlfriend has had me cornered in to many of the situations you have been placed into, and for telling us all, I thank you.

Guest 2,998 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 11:53pm

Name	Simon
My page	Bassynet
My URL	http://www.bassynet.co.uk
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	UK
Comments	Would it startle you to hear that my partner of the last 4 years actually thought that I had written your page and simply changed the names? Not only that, she has hand picked certain entries and claimed that I had "Exaggerated the facts" despite my non-participation in the making of your page. I have, of course, passed the address on to several close friends who are enlightened enough to be connected to the web and I am awaiting their verdicts. If they are even remotely animated, your site will fill them with the same warm nectar-like feeling I had when I started reading. You are not alone - however I must add that I do not envy you. I'm sure that Margret is a lovely woman (when her claws have been trimmed and her teeth removed) and I can (sympathise is the wrong word) 'relate' (maybe) to your situation (esp. the dreamcatcher and the plants). Thank you for this site, you've made me feel a whole lot better about my life. Now for the boring stuff - do you mind if I link to you from my site? Thanks.

Guest 2,997 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 10:09pm

Name	Guy goofing off
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Arizona, USA
Comments	Mil, Great, just friggin' great! Now I know my wife is not unique. For the longest time I thought she was the only female from another planet. Seriously, very entertaining read. Keep it up. P.S. the US will formally appologize to the world for giving it Britney Spears if the UK will do the same for creating the Spice Girls!

Guest 2,996 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 3:41pm

Name	Me So Crazee
My URL	http://www.crazymadwack.com
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	That's why they say men are from Mars and women are from HELL!!! hehehe.. just kidding. There are a few women from L.A. which is not quite as bad as hell sometimes.

Guest 2,995 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 2:56pm

Name	TudorRose
Led here by	Magic
Comments	been reading your 'FAQ's,and must reply to 'This is a microcosm of all relationships, isn't it?'with, me and my partner have had a similar relationship, even to the point of myself attempting to throw the microwave at him!!.. Damn shame it was plugged into the wall still :p We still have these stupid arguments but i have to agree, if we didnt.. we probably wouldnt bother. its what keeps our relationship of 8yrs alive. Poor bugger, i do feel sorry for my partner having to put up with it for that long. but.. ah well.. its good to argue :P

Guest 2,994 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 2:54pm

Name	Laurie Guptill
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Minnesota, USA
Comments	OH MY GOD, I felt bad about my pet peave "Please put the toilet seat down!" and "Does anyone think these dirty dishes are gonna rally themselves into the dishwasher all alone?" You have made me a happy woman! ;) Laurie

Guest 2,993 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 2:48pm

Name	TudorRose
Led here by	Magic
Comments	oh wow!! so nicely done :) As a female.. I do have to admit, im just the same :) Part of being female i guess:) Thank you so much for an extrememely light and entertaining hour or so :) I kept reading a bit..leaving it,then coming back again. Keep it up :)

Guest 2,992 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 2:06pm

Name	Lesley
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Awwwwstraaaaaliaaa Mayyyte
Comments	Wot a larf, love it, love it!!! Chester doesn't seem too happy though! LOL@the FAQ's You're a scream! Poor Margaret tho.. glad i don't have to put up with you on a daily basis! arf arf arf!!! :o}

Guest 2,991 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 1:31pm

Name	Nemone
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Hello Mil My sides are still aching from laughing at your site. I am not sure if this will make you feel better or worse, but I have very similar arguments with my partner, except the other way round (i.e. he takes on the female role of aggressor and I end up desperately trying to defend myself and failing). Our most recent argument went like this: Him: Would you ever sleep with Max [my best male friend]? Me: No way. Not in a million years. Him: Why not? Me: Because I don't fancy him. [Long silence.] Me: What's the matter? Him [sounding pained]: The correct answer was, "Because I am totally in love with you." Me: [Nervous laugh] Him: I'm glad you find it funny. Me: Oh come on. Him: So if you did fancy him, you'd sleep with him? Me: That's not what I said. Him: Yes it is. You virtually admitted that you would be unfaithful if you had the chance. Me: No I didn't. Him: Yes you did. Me: You know I wouldn't. Him: Humph. Me: I would never cheat on you! You know that! Him: Humph. It's too late to say that NOW. I'm going to bed. Maybe my man should get it on with Margret? Either they would get on fantastically, or they would kill each other so badly that nobody would ever find the pieces, not even with the help of her 1984 dental records. Is it worth a try?

Guest 2,990 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 12:38pm

adam najberg of Frankfurt sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,989 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 9:13am

Name	Time Earnshaw again
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Is there a prize for the 3,000th guest? I think there should be a prize for the 3,000th guest. Nothing fancy, perhaps, maybe 3,000 euros in a MacDo styrene bun. Or something shiny from Tiffany.

Guest 2,988 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 9:11am

Name	Tim Earnshaw
Led here by	Barry
Location	, location, location ...
Comments	For Sale: Ikea sofa-winerack ("Smegma") in recycled pine with tramps-trouser mattress and natural titanium castors. Would exchange for a couple of hours peace and quiet. Yes, I'm at work ... why do you ask?

Guest 2,987 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 2:56am

Name	Kimberly
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Comments	Interesting page. I would like to hear her side of the issues discussed. Do you write about your exploits to keep sane? Is she just as unhappy? Or are you just trying to make a career out of it all?

Guest 2,986 signed in on Monday, March 3rd at 12:37am

Name	Laurie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Columbia, MO
Comments	Chester, you're a worm. An embarassing worm. Soon all of the nasty nasty leftists will tread on you, silly worm creature. You just don't get it, do you?

Guest 2,985 signed in on Sunday, March 2nd at 8:53pm

Name	Jennifer
My page	A work in progress (cough cough bull)
My URL	http://www.capriciously.net/xmssy
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kansas, USA
Comments	"give or take ten years uk will become the 51st state of The United States of America" lol. Besides it being across the ocean, I think Britain would be a tad bit pissed if the US randomly came over and attempted to claim their country... I mean, hey, that would irritate me a bit... And I'm as laid back as the next girl...Hm. Anyway... As you've heard over and over, this is just hysterically funny. It isn't even the arguments themselves that are so funny, but your writing style just makes the bitterness of it incredibly sweet. Honestly, you make me jealous. The best of luck, although in some ways I doubt you need it... :)

Guest 2,984 signed in on Sunday, March 2nd at 7:13pm

Name	Mark Walker
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London
Comments	Great site,Great Book......Oh and many thanks

Guest 2,983 signed in on Sunday, March 2nd at 7:05pm

Name	Odin
My page	Lick The Object
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/licktheobject/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Salt Lake City
Comments	I love reading your page when I'm stoned! I am now stoned.

Guest 2,982 signed in on Sunday, March 2nd at 2:19am

Name	Bethany
Led here by	Magic
Comments	This is the funiest thing I have ever read! I only read like 20 of the reasons, and i still think it is hilarious!! Where do you find the time to write all of those things? why dont u just break up with her? i mean obviously you are not happy with her and i am pretty sure she is not happy with you with writing this book. Am i right? huh? huh?

Guest 2,981 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 8:09pm

Name	anna kennedy
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, England
Comments	I'm compelled to say, having just finished the book, that it's up there in my top five of all time. Opening the pages felt like climbing into a warm dressing gown and sitting in a huge squashy chair - hideously funny to the point of making someone look up cos you've laughed out loud on a train. I smiled to myself like an idiot the whole way through it and for the ridiculously short time it took me to read it I was truly happy and lost. Thank you.

Guest 2,980 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 1:56pm

Name	Jer
My page	Cognizance
My URL	http://cognizance.blogspot.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	North Carolina
Comments	just too damn funny!!!

Guest 2,979 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:55am

Name	Chester C, Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,America
Comments	I'm just sorry that the majority have to share a country with such a large minority <~~~~I assume your talking about Republicans? The house,the senate & the white house is in Republican control it doesnt sound to me like we are A large minority

Guest 2,978 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:49am

Name	Chester C. Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,AmericA
Comments	I think you owe Americans an Apology

Guest 2,977 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:40am

Name	Chester C. Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,AMERICA
Comments	why do you address us americans like we are sum sort of animal? how would you feel if someone did that to you?

Guest 2,976 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:34am

Name	Chester C. Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,America
Comments	What is it with you Americans and marriage? .....why do you say your not Anti-American when you write shit like this?

Guest 2,975 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:26am

Name	Chester C. Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,AMERICA
Comments	give or take ten years uk will become the 51st state of The United States of America

Guest 2,974 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:20am

Name	Chester C. Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,AmericA
Comments	if I found An anti-american like you in my town i would Reign Bullets on it's house

Guest 2,973 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:14am

Name	Chester C. Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,America
Comments	America is the Greatest Nation in the World your Puny Country is nothing compared to us jus cuz we dont have Anti-American,gun grabbing leftest clowns like Clinton doesnt mean we are equal to you in fact we are Above you

Guest 2,972 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 11:07am

Name	Chester C. Willims 3
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Utah,AMERICA
Comments	Is there Any Chance of seeing the Naked pic's of Margret? 8===D~~~

Guest 2,971 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 8:38am

Name	Kevin Knoppe
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Missouri
Comments	I really injoyed your page. That is me and my 2 year girlfriend all over. We cant talk on the phone without argueing about the weather. Does it get any better than this? HA HA..

Guest 2,970 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 2:44am

Name	Steve
Led here by	Web page
Comments	You sir are a genius.

Guest 2,969 signed in on Saturday, March 1st at 12:42am

Name	Gemma
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	I have been following your exploits for over a year now, and was most delighted to note when I was in the shower the other day, that the back of the bottle of shower gel bore the legend (remembering that I am in AUSTRALIA) "Made in Germany". In Dusseldorf, to be precise. Incidentally, there is an easier way to use shower gel than my lathering it up in your pubic hair. Get a shower puff. And keep going with the excellent sites, both the apology homepage and The Weekly. These are the only humourous writings I have ever found that rendered me physically unable to read on because of the tears of laughter streaming from my eyes. Jolly good.

Guest 2,968 signed in on Friday, February 28th at 11:23pm

Name	Alex Mills
My page	i cant remember
My URL	http://www.theunholy.envy.nu
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ashford in Kent. Good old blighty
Comments	Wow your site is great, its the best (and longest) site i read in a long time that isn't a big pile o' shit. Very funny and well worth you spending hours (possibly months) writing. Its also good to know another brit that hates the French as much as I do, I salute you!

Guest 2,967 signed in on Friday, February 28th at 11:07pm

Name	timothy m. cason
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	bowdoinham, maine
Comments	wow! i've had the conversation about why are you going to town, for what, and how many, your shoe size is?

Guest 2,966 signed in on Friday, February 28th at 6:50pm

Name	Carter
My page	ART ala Carte
My URL	http://www.artcarte.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Burnsville, MN, USA
Comments	I just spent the better part of a morning reading your "tmgaihaa" page and I just wanted to thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long, long time. I actually had to take breaks to regain my composure and wipe the tears from my eyes so that I could continue reading. All my best to you and Margret!

Guest 2,965 signed in on Friday, February 28th at 6pm

Name	Harley
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Maine
Comments	My honey read "War and Peace" during the time I was tripping through your page.

Guest 2,964 signed in on Friday, February 28th at 12:50pm

Name	Blage
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	You've too much time on your hands to thinks about this shit!! get a life. p.s. did not read all the crap

Guest 2,963 signed in on Friday, February 28th at 1:58am

Name	J
My URL	http://virtualdane.home.att.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Texas,USA
Comments	Oh very nice FAQ's for "Americans"! Some of us aren't idiots. I have to admit though, Sometimes I wish I was British (get away from these nutcases).

Guest 2,962 signed in on Friday, February 28th at 1:06am

Name	Jeanette
Led here by	Web page
Location	New York
Comments	This is a great webpage... it feeds my habit of procrastination quite nicely! I adore Margaret, I think she's my new role model! You're a lucky man to have found her.

Guest 2,961 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 11:40pm

Name	Tanija Wells
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	just thought I'd share something my boyfriend and I have argued about.... His complete inability to find things...his idea of looking for something involves standing in the middle of the room, turning around in a circle then saying "I can't find it!" loud enough to drag me away from whatever I happen to be doing/typing/watching. I then join him, lift up something or look behind something (i.e. actually LOOK for the bloody thing) and say "ther eit is" at which point he accuses me of putting it there, or knowing where it was, and I tell him I simply know how to look for things properly... You'd think after six years I'd learn to just ignore him as its obviously just a ploy to get me to do the work!

Guest 2,960 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 11:32pm

Name	barnaby
My page	'fraid not
My URL	http://nope
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	battle, sussex
Comments	Obviously, sequels of any kind are unmentionably evil, unjustifiably money-grabbing and in all likelihood, liable to spawn a series of Disney style fairground rides in the north of England. Please write one nonetheless. P.S. I had to look up "gelid", you bastard.

Guest 2,959 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 8:02am

Name	The Joker
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Somercotes, USA
Comments	This dude is talking to this other dude and he goes, "my wife thinks she's a chicken." And the other dude goes "why don't you take her to the psychoticist?" and like the other dude goes "'cause like i need some milk".

Guest 2,958 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 4:40am

Name	Stacey
Led here by	Magic
Comments	(snif) I just love you and Margret. I really do. No matter how down or sad or really depressed I am, all I have to do is read your site, Mil, and know all is right with the world. And Margret? Thanks for your part in this. You alone make this site. Without you, well, this sure would be dull.... I think I've had enough wine now. Say good night, Gracie. :)

Guest 2,957 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 2:03am

Name	George
Led here by	Magic
Location	Woodstock, Ont. Canada (not US)
Comments	You owe my employers a good 2 hours

Guest 2,956 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 1:27am

Name	Joel
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	wow.

Guest 2,955 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 1:07am

Name	Jason
My page	The Shrubbery
My URL	http://www.theshrubbery.com/index.asp
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ohio?
Comments	Is this the internet thing that everyone has been talking about? You know, it's funny that you mention Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I never watched the show, but recently started watching reruns on cable. Now my girlfriend is hooked too. Have you ever watched Dragonball Z? Not that it's very good, but it's also oddly compelling in the same way. The watch-it-every-day-at-6-pm way.

Guest 2,954 signed in on Thursday, February 27th at 12:02am

Name	Laurie
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Columbia, Missouri
Comments	I love Germans. Please can I borrow Margret. Does Margret like Americans? I'm English but stuck in the US. She can come here. I don't like Americans, except my boyfriend. I like Germans. Please invite Margret to the US to share our room. I like Margret.

Guest 2,953 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 11:02pm

Name	Terry
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
Comments	I got my significant other the exact same Valentine's Day card recently....heh.

Guest 2,952 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 6:37pm

Name	louise lydall
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	newcastle england
Comments	fantastic site, thought my partner and i fought about everything by were lightweights compared to you both. Continue to fight the good fight. :)

Guest 2,951 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 6:32pm

Name	Taryn
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Hampshire, USA
Comments	I absolutely love this site! You are hysterical, and I can't wait until you update. I hope everything works out for you two, but even if it doesn't at least you have the memories!:)

Guest 2,950 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 4:18pm

Name	Kaylynn Isles
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Ill sign again so i'll be guest number 2950 to sign this guestbook!!

Guest 2,949 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 4:13pm

Name	Kaylynn Isles
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	Wow, You have guts to do this! What inspired you to write a page about how bitchy your girlfriend is? It's obvious but go ahead answer the question anyways.

Guest 2,948 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 3:03pm

Name	Windy McCarron
My page	nyang
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Glorious Yorkshire
Comments	I've got a really amenable soap dish if you want to trade her in.

Guest 2,947 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 1:45pm

Name	Paul McElroy
My page	none
Led here by	Magic
Location	West of London, East of the Moon
Comments	I read you book on a work trip from London to Mumbai....I wish to stake my claim as the first person to read it a. in business class and b. in the Indian Sub Continent (do i win a prize ?)

Guest 2,946 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 4:59am

Name	Michael
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan USA
Comments	Very clever page. And me being an American with a very british girlfriend AND her family (yes, the osbournes) hearing that im not the only one going insane and loving it is good. Now back to watering the plants

Guest 2,945 signed in on Wednesday, February 26th at 12:49am

Name	Crystal
Led here by	Web page
Location	CA
Comments	Thanks for all the laughs it was hiliarous! You should have your own tv show. "Margret and I" I'd watch it all the time!

Guest 2,944 signed in on Tuesday, February 25th at 11:26pm

Name	Rebekah
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/2003/03/rauch.htm

Guest 2,943 signed in on Tuesday, February 25th at 9:27pm

Name	Randy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	The WhiteHouse
Comments	I read through it all in one sitting. I was wondering if someone had shipped my girl off to England. Except we don't argue about this stuff much. Since I know i'm right. You got it right about the dough heads in this country, and our Prez in particular. He's not as smart as he sounds. We aren't all that dumb honest.

Guest 2,942 signed in on Tuesday, February 25th at 7:21pm

Name	octavio
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Texas, USA
Comments	I like it. I like it a lot. I like it more than a hillbilly likes his momma.

Guest 2,941 signed in on Tuesday, February 25th at 3:33pm

Name	Lasha Iker
Led here by	Web page
Location	America
Comments	This is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. Glad your happy :)

Guest 2,940 signed in on Tuesday, February 25th at 3:01pm

Name	Enourmous horse testicles
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	canada
Comments	hey to all yee who are stupied enough too read this!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA

Guest 2,939 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 11:08pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	When I first visited this site... damn, a whole two years ago now, it was a comedic feast of delight! Albeit at Mils expense. Todays Valentines Day card entry was the best one so far. I sincerely hope the book will make it to Australian shores, because I don't shop online. Good stuff Mil, hold in there.

Guest 2,938 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 9:50pm

Name	Angel
My page	N/A
Led here by	Search engine
Location	TN
Comments	KEWL!

Guest 2,937 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 8:51pm

Name	Liv
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	and yes. there was a reason for me posting twice. a deep and meaningful reason. however, im not going to tell you what. if you wish to guess, send all answers on a stamped addressed envelope to me. thankyou.

Guest 2,936 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 8:49pm

Name	Liv
My page	yes
My URL	http://indeed
Led here by	Barry
Location	a box
Comments	first, id like to thank my dear friend, barry for introducing me to this page, without you, i dont know what i would do. cry probably. quite a lot. second, i would like to say i like this page. yes i do. seriously. a lot. really. and have a nice day.

Guest 2,935 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 8:46pm

Name	Liv
My page	yes
My URL	http://indeed
Led here by	Barry
Location	a box
Comments	i'd like to thank my pal, barry bumfluff (also known as bored.com, barry to his mates) for introducing me to this fabulous page. yes, seriously. really, i love it. i do. honestly. and i would like to ask about the 'comments in secrecy'...why? why is it there? what is the point? and where's my pizza?

Guest 2,934 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 4:10pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florida, US
Comments	Maybe its just me, but Margaret seems perfectly normal to me?

Guest 2,933 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 2:51pm

Name	Pete,Jeff and Mindy
My page	www.fm96.com
My URL	http://www.fm96.com
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	We would LOVE to talk to you about your site on our morning show! Please email us back with your telephone number ASAP!

Guest 2,932 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 1:25pm

Name	Quirky-webname-borrowed-from-my-cat-Sennu
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Concrete-filled pigeon-droppings (Woking, Surrey, Nglund)
Comments	Ey oop. I'm working through the Internet logically, starting from all websites for The Sims--arrived via something called Cheap Frills zzzonk up all night reading is there not an awful lot of connected TMGAIHAA? I love the humour and the misogyny! Plus: I hate the Internet and won't go near it. Must leave now and find some sushi. Prp, mrow.

Guest 2,931 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 8:40am

Name	heathyre
My page	Appreciate nature while she is still here
Led here by	Barry
Location	Amid the crumbling decay of sanity
Comments	I'd like to give a shout out to my bro "Barry" who I got the site from. (wink wink) I have to say Mil I think I am in Love with Margaret although it is definately the dynamic between you two that keeps me coming back for more. You are a fucking genius to handle life the way you do I want to someday meet and co-habitate with someone in the same sorta mindframe new frontier your in. Which would be the only possibel way I COULD co-habitate seeing as how Margaret and I share a few endearing qualities. All in all thank you my beautiful rainbow in the clouds. Peace to you all

Guest 2,930 signed in on Monday, February 24th at 1:21am

Trevor Martin of Washington, DC sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,929 signed in on Sunday, February 23rd at 9:41pm

Name	Chirs
Led here by	Web page
Location	Aurora, IL
Comments	Hey, great site. Ive always thought that nice little arguments are the best way to get to know someone, and one of the best things once the relationship has started. I just never realized it could be so funny

Guest 2,928 signed in on Sunday, February 23rd at 8:47pm

Name	ladyblueatm
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	CA, USA
Comments	This site is too funny - sort of Erma Bombeck meets Judge Judy - making no sense here, except to me perhaps. Luv, CB

Guest 2,927 signed in on Sunday, February 23rd at 8:05pm

Name	Douglas Daniels
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/ass_humption
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada,Ontario,Brantford
Comments	I so know what your talking about... i have similar problems with my gf... some are strangly similar... i dont think ive ever read anything as funny or so close to me in my life... i should give you a phone call soemtime and we could discuss some stuff... hahha if you want to send your number to my email address.. i so would phone you! anyways ... nice comments

Guest 2,926 signed in on Sunday, February 23rd at 3:34pm

kj of canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,925 signed in on Sunday, February 23rd at 12:18pm

Name	Emily H
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Please, oh please, get a vasectomy if you plan on staying together. For fuck's sake, DON'T BREED. For both of your sakes, and the unfortunate offspring, who no doubt would resent you both. DON'T DO IT. Otherwise, happy days.

Guest 2,924 signed in on Sunday, February 23rd at 5:32am

Name	t.
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Utter hilarity. It's too bad Margret doesn't like the internet -- I'm sure her version of the arguements would be amusing too.

Guest 2,923 signed in on Sunday, February 23rd at 3:18am

Name	Billi + Alex
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Break-up with your girlfriend and go see a head docter a.s.a.p.

Guest 2,922 signed in on Saturday, February 22nd at 4:04am

Name	Wouldn't you like to know
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	East Bumfuck (or "Maine" as it is called in America)
Comments	Wow. I must say, it's really nice to hear from other people who have found themselves with women whose talent for remaining unfazed by concepts such as 'logic' or 'reality' go largely unrivalled. I recently broke up with a girlfriend of five months (how I made it five days I will never understand) whose gift in this area would often keep me awake into the early morning hours in a state of mind-bending astonishment. (Oh, the stories I could tell... maybe I oughta make a web page...) Naturally, I found your site hilarious. At any rate, I have to say it's nice that, even with all these differences, the two of you have managed to stay together for 14 years -- if anything, it gives the rest of us something to laugh our asses off over. I thoroughly enjoyed the rest of your site as well. Very well written, with a gift for sarcasm that I can merely hope to acheive myself. Keep up the good work!

Guest 2,921 signed in on Saturday, February 22nd at 3:51am

Name	Rebecca
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania, United States
Comments	I must say, in a way now, I worry about you. In others I thank you. As recommended by a friend, I will have a field day with this. (I'm a psychology major.) On another note, good luck to you and keep the hilarity coming.

Guest 2,920 signed in on Saturday, February 22nd at 12:56am

Name	Jason
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	MI, USA
Comments	Fabulous. I laughed so hard beer came out of my nose. Thank you for the condolences about our "president".

Guest 2,919 signed in on Friday, February 21st at 8:26pm

Dawn Fitzpatrick-Moyes of Chicago, Illinois sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,918 signed in on Friday, February 21st at 7:47pm

Name	Eric Kiefer
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Pittsburgh, PA, USA
Comments	I love the arguements with Margaret page. I try to check at least once a week in hopes of something new being added. I've had a few arguements like this, but not the sheer quantity you've had. I finally had to leave a note in the guestbook after the yoga arguement.

Guest 2,917 signed in on Friday, February 21st at 5:52pm

Name	Fritz
My page	Fritz's Fairgame Finktank
My URL	http://graham.ricketts.bei.t-online.de
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Berlin
Comments	Magic Darlin innit.

Guest 2,916 signed in on Friday, February 21st at 5:11pm

Name	Brian
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	You think your lot is bad - try living with a pyscho female from the Czech Republic and a mad f****** labrador bitch. Sweet photo of you both in Edinburgh though.................. If you are into nudety then would you like some piccies of ma bitch shaved - the dog bitch that is?

Guest 2,915 signed in on Friday, February 21st at 5:14am

Name	Beth Marion
My page	Beth Marion
My URL	http://transgender.coolfreepages.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Bullhead City, AZ
Comments	Amusing...

Guest 2,914 signed in on Thursday, February 20th at 9:50pm

Name	chris soboleski
My page	SLU magazine
My URL	http://www.slumagazine.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	usa
Comments	really great page. Anyone in a relationship they actually enjoy knows it's all about the bickering. It's fun. disfunction is the new function I say. again great idea for a page it's hilarious I killed my entire journalism class this morning reading it.... probably shouldn't have done that...

Guest 2,913 signed in on Thursday, February 20th at 4:33pm

Name	Sheryl
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Arkansas,USA
Comments	How funny! Just the laugh I needed this morning. She's a saint for living with you...Just kidding of course.

Guest 2,912 signed in on Thursday, February 20th at 4:09pm

Name	Linda
My page	oopsy_daisy_girl (yahoo)
My URL	http://geocities.com/oopsy_daisy_girl/mine_all_mine.html
Led here by	Magic
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	And you have not married this woman... why??? You two are so obviously permenantly connected and blissfully happy!!! Enjoyed your website, brought back fond memories of my psycho days rivaled only by your own. Have a great day and good luck to you both!!! :)

Guest 2,911 signed in on Thursday, February 20th at 2:55am

Name	Jamila Kazi
My page	My inanely boring college webpage
My URL	http://www.clemson.edu/~jkazi
Led here by	Web page
Location	Clemson U!!! GO tigers!
Comments	I just love your webpage. It's too funny and the fact that it's all true...that's the best part.

Guest 2,910 signed in on Wednesday, February 19th at 11:52pm

Katia of The Northern Hemisphere sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,909 signed in on Wednesday, February 19th at 10:13pm

Name	David
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	CANADA
Comments	Sorry Mil, Canadians ARE different than Americans. The easiest way to prove this is to point out that we too say "Sorry about your president". I applaud you for chiding American moron-supremacy while acknowledging that most Americans are nice - this often gets overlooked. And don't forget - you can only accuse about 24f them for voting for Bush - their voter turnout is in the low-50ange, and there were more votes for Gore overall. Canadians still can't understand how there are still that many American morons though - 24f elegible voters is still a lot!

Guest 2,908 signed in on Wednesday, February 19th at 6:20pm

Name	hvg
My page	cvn
My URL	http:// shit.gofuck
Led here by	Magic
Location	guam
Comments	u write 2 much

Guest 2,907 signed in on Wednesday, February 19th at 1pm

Name	mika
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	finland
Comments	you are a bigger man than I ever will be, with you still not in jail for murder or cause of bodily harm. i salute you! keep strong, show what men are made of

Guest 2,906 signed in on Wednesday, February 19th at 5:25am

Terri of Flagstaff, Arizona sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,905 signed in on Wednesday, February 19th at 4:55am

Name	Becky Long
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	We are living in a parallel universe.

Guest 2,904 signed in on Wednesday, February 19th at 2:44am

Name	Melissa Seitz
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Philadelphia - U.S.
Comments	I need to know if you are the same Mil who went to University with Louise Tough??? I saw your picture and book review in a magazine and thought that it has to be the same Mil and Margaret that I have met before through Louise... so, is it you?

Guest 2,903 signed in on Tuesday, February 18th at 3:37pm

Name	Simara
My page	excite.com
My URL	http://www.bored.com/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA, Michigan
Comments	So, does he have nething nice to say about his girlfriend?

Guest 2,902 signed in on Tuesday, February 18th at 12:11pm

Name	Enormous rubber penis
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	hmmmm...so what are margrets tits like?

Guest 2,901 signed in on Tuesday, February 18th at 4:19am

Name	S.
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Sydney
Comments	What's happened to the archives between January 26 and February 8?

Guest 2,900 signed in on Tuesday, February 18th at 2:50am

Name	Mike Palmer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	OK, I'm seriously concerned for my sanity now. I'm constantly willing Mil and Margret to have arguments, and find myself supremely disappointed, when I log on , and find that they haven't had a disagreement today over the colour of their tea-towels, or if the furry dice in their car were manufactured in Germany. Should I be encouraging marital disharmony?!...Well, yes, I believe I should - especially if it's this funny. Mil, if you find you're a bit strapped for an argument on a specific day couldn't you just give Margret a quick kick in the shins just to get the ball rolling...just a thought...

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