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Guest 2,899 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 7:24pm
Name Anna
Led here by Magic
Location Chicago
Comments I, of course, read this on my employer's time. The only problem I have is NOT laughing like a goon and giving myself away. Please don't ever stop sharing with us.

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Guest 2,898 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 6:19pm
Name Mary
Led here by Search engine
Location Indiana, USA
Comments I am spending way too much of my employer's time checking out this site! Hilarious! Margaret is totally the shit!

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Guest 2,897 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 4:59pm
Name Janelle
Led here by Search engine
Location Still in London
Comments Sorry, just popped back to finish reading the end bit and I got sucked into reading other comments (I'm really busy today). Am I alone in being amused that there are people who actually think firstly, that you could be arsed to put this together AND MEAN IT, and secondly that over a million people would bother to read it if it wasn't funny. Shame that they do all appear to be from the North American continent. Big cheer to all the Americans who aren't like that (including my dad).

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Guest 2,896 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 2:28pm
Name JP
Led here by Barry
Location New York, USA
Comments This is the funniest webpage I've ever seen. Really. I love the LOTW. You two have a great relationship.

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Guest 2,895 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 1:38pm
Name Janelle
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location London
Comments I read the column and the book but I've realised I can get my employer to pay for this if I read the site at work, so here I finally am. I have a partner who never argues with me and mostly this is fantastic but I do now feel just a tiny bit nostalgic for all the previous ones who failed to realise how right I am. A good argument can be fun, please keep having them so I can live vicariously through your pain.

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Guest 2,894 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 11:40am
Name Adam
Led here by Search engine
Comments Truely inspired

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Guest 2,893 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 11:28am
Name Joline
Led here by Search engine
Location Edmonton Alberta, Canada
Comments hi dear,

as karen said you area brave man, not to mention putting up with the bullshit from margret.. it seems like she doesn't care about you're needs, just her own. She better get her shit together and better start to realize what a bitch she is and a wonderful person you are sticking beside her, although not realizing what she's doing to you. Sorry i couldn't help myself, I hate people who are like that and being self centered and mentally divergent.

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Guest 2,892 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 11:19am
Name Karen
My page *KSTAR*
My URL http://www.angelfire.com/stars4/kstar0
Led here by Web page
Location Ireland
Comments You're a brave man...

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Guest 2,891 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 11:14am
Name lollie
Led here by Barry
Location uk
Comments well io thouroughly enjoyed readind about this whilst meaning to be reviewing theatre productions in my media lesson and can say i am an idiot so don't be discriminating!!! my, my thank you sloppy snogs and baboon hugs

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Guest 2,890 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 1:48am
Name Mr. Turkey
Led here by Search engine
Comments Gobbledy gobbledy gobble.

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Guest 2,889 signed in on Monday, February 17th at 12:01am
Name Sinful cohabitators
Led here by E-mail from idiot partner
Comments So now we're reading the book and laughing entirely too much over the image of the Village People compressed into the smallest possible space. Also thrilled to see an openly atheist protagonist. Hurrah! Cleverly written--but then what of Mil's isn't?

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Guest 2,888 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 8:41pm
Name Sian Birtwell
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location w.sussex
Comments cool site, my eyes hurt now after reading most of it and the apology page

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Guest 2,887 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 8:14pm
Name Collin
Led here by Web page
Comments I don't know why you guys are still together...It looks like you are so happy together. Well...Have a good day!!

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Guest 2,886 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 4:43pm
Name Joe Parish
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Tucson,Arizon - USA
Comments Mil is my hero. Well, Mil was my hero, then I read the FAQ before hitting "Submit Entry". Now Mil has acheived a god like status, but probably only for the next 15 minutes. After that I'm almost certain someone else will get to be God, but Mil will still be a hero.

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Guest 2,885 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 2:25pm
Name chuck
Led here by Search engine
Location usa
Comments she's pretty.

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Guest 2,884 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 2:15pm
Rachel of Chesterfield, England sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,883 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 3:03am
Name Enormous rubber penis
My URL http://www.whatthefuckisthismovieabout.com
Led here by Search engine
Location London
Comments hey, great site:) You convey a lot about just how unmerciful a relationship can be. You should order margaret around and force her to bring you beer and cook you meals while you slob infront of the television. That's what I'd do. I think that would give her an opportunity to rethink the way shes been treating you.

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Guest 2,882 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 2:57am
Name Wolfgangerl is signing again because she is an idiot
Led here by Search engine
Comments Well, this ruins all chance I had at being seen by someone as intelligent and witty. I didn't read the little bit at the top about the e-mail and assumed it was I that made the mistake. I'm sorry, once more.

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Guest 2,881 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 2:55am
Name Wolfgangerl again
My page Look below
Led here by Web page
Comments Sorry, it's me again. I made a typo in the e-mail, my actual e-mail is (an address) in case anyone is actually interested. Sorry about this.

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Guest 2,880 signed in on Sunday, February 16th at 2:53am
Name Wolfgangerl
My page A completely useless page where I ramble about how Eric Idle is a God
My URL http://www.geocities.com/MOSWGuild
Led here by Web page
Location Bug off
Comments A wonderful page, that kept me laughing for a while. Mil, you are a sexy and intelligent genius. (Not like that's news to you though) On my list of people I admire, you didn't quite make the top twenty-five, but you're there somwhere. Well below W.A. Mozart and Monty Python, but somewhere above the person who owns eBay. Anyway, keep adding on more, I love it.

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Guest 2,879 signed in on Saturday, February 15th at 12:52am
Name MissMinkStole
Led here by Search engine
Comments MICHELLE KWAN RULES. Hope this helps.

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Guest 2,878 signed in on Friday, February 14th at 5:59pm
Name Dominick Stuart
My URL http://geocities.com/TheTropics/Beach/4352
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location London, UK
Comments Know EXACTLY where you're comin' from Big fella - I've seen Hitlers Missus & it aint pretty!!!

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Guest 2,877 signed in on Friday, February 14th at 5:28pm
Name Greg
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Hartford, Connecticut
Comments I've got to hand it to you, you're a good writer, and you've apparently got a lot of material about which to write. This page cracks me up.

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Guest 2,876 signed in on Friday, February 14th at 4:49am
Name kirk
My page gta vice cit maddness
My URL http://www.expage.com/gtavicecitymaddness
Led here by Web page
Location edmonton alberta canada
Comments crap man thats alotta arguments.
cool site!

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Guest 2,875 signed in on Friday, February 14th at 12:08am
Name eva lee
My page lost art of thinking
My URL http://thinkwell.20m.com
Led here by Magic
Location ann arbor, michigan
Comments i hate to confess truth. i like to lie, like a good healthy human, and then allow the truth about it all to soak through the flimsy sheet and slowly stain whatever image i have cleverly sketched out to cover it.
for you? i can confess freely. this is a given.
i counted. i know you aren't supposed to count...you are supposed to just enjoy the experience, and not be focused on the score. but i am always playing science class especially with my mind. and this is how many times i laughed out loud: really loud...THIRTEEN. I also know this because I was on my employers time in a HOSPITAL thank you very much, and every time the laughs got up and away from me (in one loud HACK which I bustled about swallowing like that stray spaghetti noodle on the lower lip) I attracked the "Shhhhhhhhhhhhh" attention of everyone in the sizeable room. Including at least one or two persons who were clearly thinking; "Daft staff at this shabby hotel."
More ugly truth to come. I don't read anymore. Oh I study snatches of obscure Sutras, memorize phrases to banish evil in dead languages, but I have become the skimmer. Even an esoteric text that took me years to have delivered to my pasty, overly nerdy, bookworm of a library, will get a tickle from cover to cover, and thereafter an occasional glance until the word, say, prajnaparamita, comes up in my studies. I read every word. I had it on the screen, and a copy on my desk, and I spent this afternoon like some live-television talk show observing your adorably disfunctional relationship. I feel like I belong there now.
Thank you for sharing your wonderfully loving humorous, morose, hopeless, decadent, sneaky life with the world.
Thank you for being secretly brilliant, probably occasionally mentally ill, and completely amuzing. If you will trust me with your address, I will send your family a gift. I have not decided what exactly, but we have time for that. It will not be a live grenade or anything that will permit you to retire to that chalet with the nice kitchen. I promise.
Eva lee

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Guest 2,874 signed in on Thursday, February 13th at 5:47pm
Name Will
My page beside the white chickens (don't get excited, it's just a blog)
My URL http://www.geocities.com/wgibso/whitechickens.html
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Oregon (aka North Dakota with trees) USA
Comments See, everyone else who chooses the above "how did you find the page" option means it as a joke: this actually used to be my job. Having seen some hundreds of thousands of sites, I can state with absolute authority that this is the funniest fucking site on the Web.

Also loved the book. It's fast, wild, original and compelling, and damned near as funny as the Web site. Plus, my three-year-old son is under the impression that his Daddy's picture is on the back (his capsule review: "Big... fat... boy.") even though OUR bathroom is nothing like Mil's, being as it is painted an alarming PURPLE color.

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Guest 2,873 signed in on Thursday, February 13th at 12:17pm
Name Gabriel
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Office,Singapore
Comments Glad that I had come to this website, sort of clear things up for tomorrow V-day. Got to share this site with my gal and pray that she does not transform into Margret. ;)

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Guest 2,872 signed in on Thursday, February 13th at 2:52am
Name Michelle
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Washington, DC, America (by the way, would you like a President? I have one I'm looking to get rid of)
Comments Just wanted to say that I first found your site just years and years ago and always thought it was funny. But I haven't been back in a long while... until tonight, when I went to a Borders bookstore to buy something to tell me how to be a freelancer without being screwed thrice daily by clients, and stumbled across your book over on the New Paperback table. Snatched it right up, I did. I'm sure I'll enjoy it, but more importantly, I hope Borders will see fit to send you fifty cents or so of the thirteen dollars I paid for it. Yay for web writers!

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Guest 2,871 signed in on Wednesday, February 12th at 10:51pm
Name Jen
My page Imoerfect Child
My URL http://www.geocities.com/xena154/cheers_jeers.html
Led here by Barry
Location Left of sanity
Comments If anyone is bored, do you mind clicking on my website, so I can finish this stupid poll. Not that this webpage isn't all the entertainment you *slower readers* may need. Oh. Some of you need to learn how to spell. Thanks Barry.

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Guest 2,870 signed in on Wednesday, February 12th at 10:13pm
Name Richard Hatton
My page myob
Led here by Search engine
Location east sussex
Comments fucking awful colour scheme - a real eyestrain - not helped by eyes filled with tears while reading it - managed to avoid wetting myself - just
signed - one of your idiot fans.
and yes I have read the fucking FAQ! How many more times are you going to ask me before you let me out of this screen?

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Guest 2,869 signed in on Wednesday, February 12th at 6:13pm
Name M Heins
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Indiana, USA
Comments Margaret is completely sane/normal. You, however ...

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Guest 2,868 signed in on Wednesday, February 12th at 10:22am
Name vic
Led here by Magic
Comments well, well, entertainment on the internet, who ever heard of such a thing. I'm not at all supprised about the arguments on "too much time on the computer" though. Chuckling aloud has never been my strong point, but I'm recovering from falling off my swivvel chair as I write...
All the best (and the rest) Vicx

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Guest 2,867 signed in on Wednesday, February 12th at 9:50am
Name David
Led here by Coincidence
Location Alabama, U.S.A.
Comments Mil,
I agree that you do not have to be married to have a loving, lasting relationship, and i applaud you on keeping your relationship healthy that way, but i would just like to you know, for your own knowledge (obviously), why most of Amaricans (from the US anyway) think marriage is the only true way to have a committing relationship. It is the way we were brought up; that's pretty much it, although most Amaricans, from the US anyway, inclueding myself (even though I'm just 18 and far from getting marry), would/does find it much more satisfying to be able to say, "Hello, we are Mr. and Mrs. ********." presuming they were in a formal ("last name introduction" for those that don't understand what i mean by "formal") atmosphere. Thanks for reading my long meaningless explination to your question from the FAQs page. By the way I think your site is very entertaining, and I hope I have less "fights" with my love, but just as much love as you and Margret obviously really do have for each other, to still be together after all your "fights". I guess as the English say, "Cheers". Good luck with everything you do.

P.S. if anyone does e-mail me please make the subject name "obviously juck mail" so i don't delete with out reading. thanks.

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Guest 2,866 signed in on Tuesday, February 11th at 10:35pm
Name Ann Woods
Led here by Web page
Location Liverpool England
Comments See this just proves that men are soooo argumentative.

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Guest 2,865 signed in on Tuesday, February 11th at 8:51pm
Name Ken
Led here by Web page
Location Florida
Comments Mil, you really put things into perspective for me. My wife likes to complain about some stupid stuff, well she did, til she started her medication. Good luck with the relationship!

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Guest 2,864 signed in on Tuesday, February 11th at 7:59pm
Name Andie
Led here by Magic
Location U.S
Comments Great site, will definetly be buying the book.

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Guest 2,863 signed in on Tuesday, February 11th at 10:51am
Name Joanna
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Crawley, England
Comments I've tried so hard to think of something witty to say...but I've failed. Great site and book - all very funny. You and margret must be the luckiest people on the planet, keep updating us on your lives...

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Guest 2,862 signed in on Tuesday, February 11th at 3:19am
Name Tuppet6345
My page Tuppetready.com
My URL http://www.tuppetready.com
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location San Jose
Comments Congratulations!

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Guest 2,861 signed in on Monday, February 10th at 11:29pm
Name barbara
Led here by Web page
Location Michigan, United States
Comments I just finished Mil's book. If he writes another one, I will probably buy it.

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Guest 2,860 signed in on Monday, February 10th at 11pm
donna of toronto, canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,859 signed in on Monday, February 10th at 10:17pm
Name emma
Led here by Web page
Location *looksdowninshame*America
Comments ilove you.your the best.

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Guest 2,858 signed in on Monday, February 10th at 8:19pm
Name Annon
Led here by Coincidence
Location Northants, England
Comments This is the best website i've seen. Keep it coming, me and my boyfriend love reflecting on the similarities between your relationship and ours. I will without a doubt be buying the book.
Thank you!

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Guest 2,857 signed in on Monday, February 10th at 6:55am
Name Jessica
My page Spectacular! Spectacular!
My URL http://twodiamonddogs.tripod.com
Led here by Web page
Location St. Louis, Missouri USA
Comments It's odd the cause and effects that lead you to certain sites. The fact that I'm obsessed with one particular movie and thereby a certain actor (Ewan McGregor) who is rumored to be being considered to portray yourself in the film version of your book.. is just interesting enough and yet stupid enough for me to tell you about. Meanwhile this happy coincidence made me want to read your book, and low and behold somebody presented me with your site url, and BAM I was there, and I was laughing my ass off at the interesting things that have happened or not happened to you, and it's just all pretty amazing. Anyway I think I'm rambling enough for the both of us, so I'll just keep reading and shut my mouth. Have a good day. Enjoyed the site!

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Guest 2,856 signed in on Monday, February 10th at 4:03am
Name D. james Quintana
Led here by Search engine
Location Palm Springs, CA
Comments You poor, poor man! Naked Pictures,REALLY!

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Guest 2,855 signed in on Sunday, February 9th at 7:41pm
Name Alayna Wisler
Led here by Web page
Location Owosso, Michigan-USA
Comments This is by far the most hilarious page I have read to date on the internet. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

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Guest 2,854 signed in on Sunday, February 9th at 2:06am
Name eloise
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location surrey, england
Comments How do you come up with so much funny stuff?? This site is amazing, it's 5 past 2 sunday morning. Im in the computer room, pissing myself laughing, whilst my parents have stomped so many holes through the ceiling to tell me to shut up that plaster has just fallen in my shreddies. Can't wait to get the book! Night / Good-morning.

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Guest 2,853 signed in on Sunday, February 9th at 12:23am
Name Toni
My URL http://curlygirl.cjb.net
Led here by Coincidence
Location The US
Comments This site is hilarious. Honestly. Your use of sarcasm and comedic "timing" is great, as well. I've been to this page a lot over the past two years or so, but I still love to come back to reread it all. I'ver told a few of my friends about the site and they all agree: it's terribly funny.

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Guest 2,852 signed in on Saturday, February 8th at 10:47pm
Name do you actuallly care?
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location stupid america
Comments You and Margret must both be crazy to happily put up with each other. the site however is hilarous and you should try to update more often.

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Guest 2,851 signed in on Saturday, February 8th at 7:47pm
Name maggie
Led here by Search engine
Comments this is fucking hilarious!!!

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Guest 2,850 signed in on Saturday, February 8th at 6:40pm
Name your neighbour
Led here by Magic
Comments laughed a lot at reading this, but am starting to get the feeling i should be very scared of margret...

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Guest 2,849 signed in on Saturday, February 8th at 10:34am
Name Caley
My page Sorry I'm too shy to say
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location East London, UK
Comments er ....I lied above, it was via THE book.

I need another one. Please. Although, of course, it goes without saying that I could ever become tired of reading the one I have already. I just think if you find something you like, you should at least try to get some more of it.

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Guest 2,848 signed in on Friday, February 7th at 6:36am
Name Brien
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location USA/Illinois
Comments Hands down the best web site I have ever read. Keep up the great work

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Guest 2,847 signed in on Thursday, February 6th at 7:58am
Name callie elizabeth
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location crazy california-though, I 'm really a Texan (scary- I know)
Comments First off do not fear- I'm a long time "lister" I just figured that this was the easiest way to get in touch-like you read our nonsense anyway, but here's for trying-

Today I got an email from a friend in Georgia telling me that she had just got your book and it is fabulous-so I immediately rush to my local book shop and search for my own copy-much to my dismay they do not (nor have any plans to) carry it. Naturally-I ask them to order it for me, and when the clerk printed out my reciept it cam with an addendum titled-CUSTOMERS WHO BOUGHT THIS BOOK ALSO BOUGHT: (are you ready-this is priceless)
-Year of Wonders: a novel of the plague, Brooks
-Everything's Eventual: 14 dark tales, Steven King
-As Meat Loves Salt, McCain
-Diary of a Teenage Girl: an account with pictures and poems, Gloeckner
-The Guns of August, Tuchman

I just thought that this was something that you might want to be aware of. Personally, I ordered a book on fashionable knitting and something that falls into the genre of "smut"

Have a good day-

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Guest 2,846 signed in on Thursday, February 6th at 2am
Name Gillian
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location New Zealand
Comments Thank you for enabling me to sit infront of my computer, giggling inanely, making my husband wonder what kind of a nutter he has actually married - as he has from time to time during our 11 year marriage. Long life and much happiest to you and Margret.

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Guest 2,845 signed in on Wednesday, February 5th at 11:11pm
Name kris
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Tonganoxie, Kansas USA
Comments I am taking an Art Exploration class in college and one of our projects is to bring in current art issues. Our local newspaper had an article titled 'Unwedded hiss' and it was about your book. I thought it was interesting. So I decided to visit the site. Very funny!!

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Guest 2,844 signed in on Wednesday, February 5th at 9:07pm
Name guy
Led here by Search engine
Location the world
Comments for christs sake why dont you just break up and find some one you can get along with!!

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Guest 2,843 signed in on Wednesday, February 5th at 10:41am
Helen of CAMBS UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,842 signed in on Tuesday, February 4th at 10:25pm
Name Sam
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location New Zealand
Comments Typical whinging Pom!

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Guest 2,841 signed in on Tuesday, February 4th at 9:19pm
Name Merlin
Led here by Search engine
Location Bettendorf, IA
Comments I love your book!! I, too, was in IT and always did not know what I was talking about. Of course, just like you, the people I worked for didn't know either so I was able to fake it for 6 years before I decided to quit!

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Guest 2,840 signed in on Tuesday, February 4th at 11:47am
Name Yakky
Led here by Web page
Location Coventry, UK
Comments Being neither American, or indeed
under the legal smoking age I keep coming back and as a result I'm one happy voyeur. But obviously not in that sense. Obviously.
Glad to see the book came out (pretty bloody funny if you don't mind me saying. And quite frankly it's bit late if you do...so live with it).

Just out of curiousity, how many people have found this website through that very small Welsh sea-side town? Very specific advertising, don't you think?

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Guest 2,839 signed in on Tuesday, February 4th at 8:46am
Name jlbilterest
Led here by Search engine
Location UK
Comments Mil your book is OUTSTANDINGLY funny! However, I've spotted 4-6 typos so far (you should get your publisher to use a better proofer next time). Hope this helps!

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Guest 2,838 signed in on Tuesday, February 4th at 6:51am
Name Simon
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location Basingstoke, England
Comments I didn't realise the guestbook was tagged on at the end. I never read that far down till this morning. Nearly died laughing reading the bit about the shower. Great stuff.

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Guest 2,837 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 9:07pm
Name Jeanie
Led here by Search engine
Location New Zealand
Comments I just thought I'd like to let you know that your book was pretty good. Your main character manages to express many of the things I've been feeling in my life - namely hideous insanity in a sea of disbelief. So good luck to you and keep writing - do it for me!

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Guest 2,836 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 5:57pm
Name simon
Led here by Barry
Location Old Mother London
Comments Maybe its just the air in Germany. I apologise to all residents of Huesemannstrasse in Berlin for my nude appearance on a Balcony with the door shut behind me and especially to the kind policeman. You see it was either there or having a rubber plant thrown at my head. Why? Dont ask me, I was only looking at the transvestite as s/he walked past Cafe November, I swear it was a transvestite she had stubble!

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Guest 2,835 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 4:13pm
Name tom
Led here by Coincidence
Location In Penury
Comments Ok, so I had to buy the book. You'd think damn Irish libraries would stock up on the thing and keep you from getting richer.
"Fiction"-right. No one could imagine what Marg- er. "Ursula" gets up to.
Snorted food out my nose on several occasions with inadequately suppressed laughter, so I suppose it was worth it.
When's the next one out?

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Guest 2,834 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 8:02am
Name Blu_Phenox
My page Blu's Page
My URL http://www.angelfire.com/space/blu_phenox
Led here by Magic
Location Northglenn, Colorado, USA
Comments Mil, the site is great, not only is it funny that someone could be so dumb, u or her, but it is great to know the things that make you guys tick....it is a warning of what not to do......EVER, like I would ever do half of the things....Ok so I might if I was provoked enuf......the Jar thing I would DEFINATELY do.

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Guest 2,833 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 7:18am
Name Joe American
Led here by Coincidence
Location America
Comments The following is completely off subject and doesn't belong in a Guestbook, but it's late and I feel like inserting my two cents. I'm an American and I have just recently discovered, with the help of this website, that many countries in the world have a very low opinion of the US, Canadians not being the least since it seems they resent sharing even a similarity of accent with us (See Mil's Apology Page: "Every European who's ever met a Canadian and said, "Hey, you must be from America!" should apologise."). I find this attitude quite shocking, not so much because we are disliked (we are not all that fond of ourselves), but because the rest of the world actually bothered to pay any attention to us at all! I mean honestly, we try very hard to ignore you most of the time, it's really a pity you don't return the favor. True, we will inevitably interfere and our president will tell your president just how he or she should run their countries, but the average citizen rarely bothers to care what it is you people are actually up to and would only we mildly amused if confused for a member of your country on any given day. This apathy is most likely only fodder for more Anti-American sentiment, of course, but I, as an American, have already stopped to care anyways so it's really alright.

P.S. Yes, I am also the sort of American that forgets that Canada is trying to be another country. I am thus immensely surprised by it's show of border checks.
"Am I bringing in any outside food or beverages you say?! Oh honestly, why would I bother to smuggle to CANADA and what exactly would I be bringing or taking that would make any bit of difference?" Apparently they fear we will bring in too many cans of Pepsi and just leave them there? Who knows, but since Canadians go through a similar procedure to get into the United States and are probably asking themselves the same questions, I am inclined to believe it's merely habit on both our parts.

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Guest 2,832 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 6:58am
Name steph
Led here by Web page
Location kansas city, missouri
Comments just thought you'd like to know the range your site has in the world- i was reading the paper today in the arts section, and there was an article about your book, which is coming out in paper back in the states soon.
i really enjoy your site, and anticipate buying the book!

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Guest 2,831 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 6am
Name Sean
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Canada
Comments I believe I'm dating your girlfriends sister.

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Guest 2,830 signed in on Monday, February 3rd at 5:19am
Name John Doe
My page n/a
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Australia
Comments Madness, sheer madness. Totally excellent, of course. You should write some of this stuff down.
PS.
Why do you think M. Lamirande's book club buddies enjoy eating bullshit?

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Guest 2,829 signed in on Sunday, February 2nd at 10:49pm
Name M. Lamirande
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Warrensburg, MO
Comments Just ordered the book today via Amazon. We chose it for our next book club meeting. Of course, the point of the meeting is to discuss the book but really we just like to eat good food and bullshit! Still... further comments after reading the book!

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Guest 2,828 signed in on Sunday, February 2nd at 9:26pm
Name Sally
Led here by Barry
Location London town
Comments Mil - Thing-O-Matic?? eh? where, oh where has it gone? or am I just being dumb?

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Guest 2,827 signed in on Sunday, February 2nd at 6:17pm
Name Marc Heath
Led here by E-mail from friend
Comments Thank you. I thought I was the only one with this problem. Reading it is like reviewnig my own life with Charlotte. Keep up the good work and don't let the bint grind you down.

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Guest 2,826 signed in on Sunday, February 2nd at 2:34pm
Name sarah
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location martinsburg, wv, usa
Comments and i thought my boyfriend and i were bad....i hope i never meet u two..

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Guest 2,825 signed in on Sunday, February 2nd at 6:26am
Name Sheri
My page Where Warriors Dream
My URL http://www.wherewarriorsdream.com
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Seattle, Wa. USA
Comments Oh look, Miss. Imperious again. Loved your email (which was in response to my last GB entry here), however I must apologize as I have been suffering severe seizures of the brain (due to romantic pretense with my equally neurotic significant other) and found that the right half of my body no longer cooperated successfully when pinned to my computer. In any case, I bought your book, as I threatened to initially. Pre-order, it was like a second Christmas (and just as difficult tearing open the parcel). Forgive me for my American-esque naivety, but I did not realize this was an actual story. Yes, it took me three minutes (no, I did not time it) to get past the disappointment. Every time I pick the book up to resume where I left off (which is really sporadic as my eyes are usually rolling back into my skull due to aforementioned condition) I am entirely amused. It blows this site away... Though I doubt any of your loyal visitors would ever trade the plant-in-the-bathtub for anything. Bravo. And they said that my peers over on this continent would never "understand the humor." Pfft. I'm also now a complete Mils cheerleader and pushing people to order it. Well done, old man. ;)

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Guest 2,824 signed in on Saturday, February 1st at 2:09pm
Name Johnathon Elkin
Led here by Magic
Location Northern Ireland
Comments Thank you, the last 2 hours looking through your site has been the most constructive work i have done all week. I now also believe in magic.

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Guest 2,823 signed in on Saturday, February 1st at 4:55am
Name shahna
Led here by Search engine
Comments you have proven to me, Mil, that there is obviously hope for eveyone. even you. nice.

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Guest 2,822 signed in on Saturday, February 1st at 4:53am
Name shanoua
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location sydney
Comments you have proven to me, mil, that there is hope for everyone. even you.

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Guest 2,821 signed in on Friday, January 31st at 10:28pm
Name Eileen Mazer
Led here by Magic
Comments Mil - You are the funniest person on the face of the earth - no lie

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Guest 2,820 signed in on Friday, January 31st at 9:38pm
Name Jennifer
My page Imperfect Child
My URL http://www.geocities.com/xena154/imperfect_child.html
Led here by Magic
Location Earth
Comments Why does every one who isn't English make some stupid comment about how they think the English are just great? Have they met every single person in England? Most likely not. I would like to express my deepest sympathies that your Prime Minister just adores our president. I also am sorry for every time you've ever had to hear either George Bush speak. Love the site, love your book. And for any one wondering turtle and tortise aren't the same word in German. Turtles are called sea tortises. Now that you've wasted another bit of your life, have a nice day.

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Guest 2,819 signed in on Friday, January 31st at 9:20am
Name Kirs
Led here by Search engine
Location Surrey, UK
Comments I did put Search Engine which is the truth (as to how I found this site), but I was actually looking for something else, and stumbling on the heading that this site came under, just HAD to click on it. Very good page, gave me many hours of amusement and sore sides from laughing too much. Strangely sounds similar to how my relationship works with my fiance (only the roles are reversed). I would like to make a suggestion in that maybe you could split the page up and have your "argument articles" on extra pages though. One long page takes a long time to read! Better to have different sections (so you can read a "snippet" a day, and not get into trouble at work for being on the Net for so long hahaha). But anyway, very funny!

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Guest 2,818 signed in on Friday, January 31st at 9:18am
Name susanna
My URL http://www.yahoo.com/silveredgeproductions
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location cant say
Comments It was a great site! I was just wondering.. are you still together?

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Guest 2,817 signed in on Friday, January 31st at 1:25am
Name Paulette
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location USA
Comments hey mil! your page isnt accepting email so i'm posting here just to let you know i want to use excerpts of your page (with full credit of course!)in my high school English class as examples of really great creative non-fiction. :)

pauletta

PS i'm glad you look past our moronic president and the vast majority of American tourists you probably meet and realize that some of us Americans aren't self-absorbed, ethnocentric, whiny, high-maintenance bobbleheads.

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Guest 2,816 signed in on Thursday, January 30th at 4:55pm
Name Adam
Led here by Barry
Location Coburg now
Comments I've always liked this site. I've been told, though, that this is because I'm a boy.

phht

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Guest 2,815 signed in on Thursday, January 30th at 3:56pm
Name doug
Led here by Search engine
Comments Just about the funniest thing I have read in ages - thanks.
You poor sod!

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Guest 2,814 signed in on Thursday, January 30th at 3:04pm
Name Linda Sheehan
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Orange,CT
Comments I love everything English...you are no exception!

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Guest 2,813 signed in on Thursday, January 30th at 2:23pm
Name rob smith
My page NEReSC
My URL http://www.neresc.ac.uk
Led here by Magic
Location Newcastle
Comments I had a german girlfriend once and she was eerily like Margret in many respects. The first time I met her parents (back in the days when I didnt speak a word of German and they spoke even less English), the first thing they did was hand me a copy of playboy. I thought um...... and sat down to read it. What else could I do?

It transpired that it was the new year edition of playboy and had a year planner in the back, which contained a reference to my girlfriend's grandfather, who had invented the thermos flak.

To this day I dont know which is more ridiculous - my girlfriend's parents handing me a copy of playboy within seconds of meeting them, or the german edition of playboy containing information about the invention of the thermos flask

r

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Guest 2,812 signed in on Thursday, January 30th at 10:11am
Name Jason
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location North Carolina
Comments I read your whole page, it's pretty funny laughing at other people's disagreements. I have been with my girlfriend for 6 years, and boy do I feel better about my relationship. Everytime I get mad at my female partner I'm coming strait to this page to remind myself how good I have it. Thanks for the inspiration. Please don't kill margret I'm looking foreward to your misfortune. Thanks alot and put some trousers on for crist sakes. (bet you didn't think americans understood sarcasm) Oh by the way, your sympathy is appreciated for our unfortunate government.

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Guest 2,811 signed in on Thursday, January 30th at 4:02am
Name Googoo
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments why are you still with her? lame... beyond words.

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Guest 2,810 signed in on Thursday, January 30th at 2:37am
Name Bruce Makinen
Led here by Coincidence
Location Colorado, USA
Comments Please, please, please don't let Hugh Grant play the part of Pel in the movie.

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Guest 2,809 signed in on Wednesday, January 29th at 2:32pm
Name Drew Taylor
My page The South London Diaries
My URL http://www.thesouthlondondiaries.co.uk
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location I think I've answered that question....
Comments I think you're approaching this whole MoS crisis the wrong way. Chain yourself to the railings wearing an old school scarf and a pair of black socks. That'll learn 'em. Grrr.

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Guest 2,808 signed in on Wednesday, January 29th at 1:28am
Name Cecile Hoare
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Ontario Canada
Comments I hope these books are available in Canada- they will be on my Christmas list for sure!! And I will like them- for God sakes I got pruners for Christmas this year- would Margret like them? LOL

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Guest 2,807 signed in on Tuesday, January 28th at 10:28pm
Name Anita LaBottomme
Led here by Coincidence
Location USA
Comments I just wanted to tell you that this is the most hysterical writting, that i've ever read!! Thank you very much.

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Guest 2,806 signed in on Tuesday, January 28th at 12:40pm
Name Karen Bamforth
Led here by E-mail from idiot partner
Location Stockport
Comments My boyfriend now thinks he lives with an angel after visiting your site.Thankyou.

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Guest 2,805 signed in on Tuesday, January 28th at 5:21am
Name len gordon
Led here by Web page
Location va
Comments your site is hysterical, i dont think i could have ever imagined two sane(?) people could argue about such inconsequencial things...but it sure as hell had me laughing my ass off for a long time. Good luck Mil and Margeret, and thank you for making my night a whole lot funnier.

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Guest 2,804 signed in on Tuesday, January 28th at 3:57am
Name ellie
Led here by Web page
Location australia
Comments your wit has me doubled over with laughter - your ability to observe what, to others is seemingly insignificant, is what makes your writing so bloody hilarious.

congratulations on all your successes, and keep it up!

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Guest 2,803 signed in on Tuesday, January 28th at 3:25am
Name PENNY P.
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location UPSTATE New York State !! There IS a difference!
Comments I always did like the English folks! Great sense of humor! We had an English family move to and live in our town once. One of them wanted to marry my older sister, but she said no.

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Guest 2,802 signed in on Monday, January 27th at 1:18pm
Name Matthew Fairley
Led here by Web page
Location Kirriemuir,North East Scotland
Comments Superfluous as you've said it all.

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Guest 2,801 signed in on Monday, January 27th at 5:08am
Name Melissa Bruce
My page fishouttawater.net
My URL http://fishouttawater.net
Led here by Magic
Location USA
Comments Mil, dig your site, check it every other week or so for updates. I must disagree with you about one thing, though: Americans and Canadians are NOT the same. Canadians are, per capita, more intelligent than Americans. Admittedly, this could be a short-sighted opinion, as I am an American from Texas, where I was asked by a family member regarding a pending trip to Canada, "Aren't you afraid to fly over the ocean?" She's a teacher who thought Canada was "somewhere by France."

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Guest 2,800 signed in on Sunday, January 26th at 11:35pm
Name tyler
Led here by Barry
Location my pants
Comments whose barry?

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