Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,700 to 2,799)

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Guest 2,799 signed in on Sunday, January 26th at 9:17pm

Name	Jonah
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	My chair
Comments	Excellent read - feel the love :) But you are right, I'm afraid at least one office network might be banning the IP in the near future :D

Guest 2,798 signed in on Sunday, January 26th at 5:04pm

Name	Kathrin
Led here by	Magic
Location	GERMANY
Comments	Being German and female AND pathetically anglophile I love the book!!!

Guest 2,797 signed in on Saturday, January 25th at 9:45pm

Name	Harv
Led here by	Barry
Location	Cambridge, UK
Comments	Read the book, signed too. I'm special. Brake fluid indeed. How I laughed. After checking the brakes. Write more. Pfft, fiction my bottom.

Guest 2,796 signed in on Saturday, January 25th at 7:34pm

Name	peter IN SUNNY SOUTH FLORIDA
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	BOUGHT THE BOOK BASED ON THE QUIPS ON THE COVER. VERY FUNNY. THE WEBSIGHT EXPANDS ON THE BOOK QUITE NICELY THEN.BY THE WAY, FOUND THE WEBSIGHT ON THE BOOK JACKET...

Guest 2,795 signed in on Saturday, January 25th at 3:21pm

Name	Mickey
My page	MickeySimple
My URL	http://www.mickeysimple.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Chicago, IL
Comments	An inspiration! My girlfriend and I had an argument before, during and after reading many of the entries. Sure to be a movie!

Guest 2,794 signed in on Saturday, January 25th at 2:37am

Name	Angie
Led here by	Barry
Location	Vail, Colorado
Comments	I don't know who Barry is, but I'm sure he's a fine chap and I found your webpage AFTER reading your book. Or during. Brilliant. I think you saved my relationship- "Hey, so it's normal to argue about the dust in the keyboard? Fantastic!" Cheers!

Guest 2,793 signed in on Friday, January 24th at 11:22pm

Name	Tom
Led here by	Web page
Location	Hawaii
Comments	This sir, is an exellent read. Simply wonderful. As I read this piece, I could not help but wonder, "How does he keep from throwing her off a cliff"? Hold your testicals close, keep her from turning them against you, they are all you have left. Good luck.

Guest 2,792 signed in on Friday, January 24th at 7:40pm

Name	Victoria
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Jersey USA
Comments	Hysterical! I sent the link to everyone I know. Keep up the commentary. Vikki

Guest 2,791 signed in on Friday, January 24th at 5:02pm

Name	Charlie
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Petersburg FL
Comments	Thank you for an excellent 2 hours. Your's is a heavy cross to bear, you will be rewarded in the by and by. Have you had the argument with your girlfriend about the hereafter yet? You know, the we'll be together forever then but what if we look different? What if you don't find me attractive when I shuffle off my mortal coil?

Guest 2,790 signed in on Thursday, January 23rd at 10:51pm

Name	Keith Finn
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Liverpool
Comments	Love it

Guest 2,789 signed in on Thursday, January 23rd at 9:15pm

Name	Roxanne
My page	Under Destruction
My URL	http://mysite.freeserve.com/Roxannes_Hovel
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sunderland, UK
Comments	Great site. Laugh, I needed seven months of surgery :-)) I know that you have written a book based on this website, but have you/would you write a fiction book, as many other columnists have done(like Mike Gayle, for example), ? (Gngh. Ack. The book is fiction. I can't believe how often I have to say this. Do you think, for example, that I would ever get into bed and ask Margret the question that Pel asks Ursula? Lord God. Even I am not that dedicated to inviting misery down upon myself. It's only based on the page in the loosest sense: it does repeat any of the stuff here - it's simply written in the same style and features an arguey Anglo-German couple. It's Fiction. That thing in the shower? Didn't happen. The bit with Ursula's mother? Arrgh! No. Arrrrgh! Etc., etc. Curious that, of all people, you should choose Mike Gayle, by the way - Mil.)

Guest 2,788 signed in on Thursday, January 23rd at 7:33pm

Name	Britni
My page	Britni's Page
My URL	http://www.hunsinger.org/britni
Led here by	Magic
Location	sigh Wish I lived in Hawaii...
Comments	Mil, you're still as brilliant as ever. Just snagged a copy of your book and it's an inspiration to young writers like me. I've been a fan for nearly 2 1/2 years, and I still can't stop the giggles everytime I read your work. Good luck with the film and all the best to you and yours!

Guest 2,787 signed in on Thursday, January 23rd at 6:29pm

Name	John McMillan
My page	N/A
Led here by	Barry
Location	South Carolina,USA
Comments	It's a great site. I heard about it on a television program 1/22/03 here in the states. I must admit that I am a Margret, just the male version, and I delight in making my wifes dull life something she can endlessly talk about and be bewildered. Oh yeh then there are my 20 cats that help distract her from the homocial about me! Keep your bloody head down.

Guest 2,786 signed in on Thursday, January 23rd at 6:25pm

Name	Jonman
Led here by	Web page
Location	America (but I'm English)
Comments	That's been the most enjoyable morning I've spent at work in quite literally months (and that's only because I got paid to go snowboarding in the Swiss Alps last year - don't ask). How I'd managed to miss this page before, I don't know, but my Favourites button is now well and truly pressed. Cheers for the chuckles Mil, and you'll be pleased to know that I'm doing my utmost to starve more bookshop's assistants children by heading right over to Amazon to pick up a copy of your book. If it's half as kidney-poppingly funny as the site, it'll be dollars well spent.

Guest 2,785 signed in on Thursday, January 23rd at 4:56pm

Name	K Stevenson
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Surrey
Comments	ohh sweet jeeeezus I think Margret has been mitosising....our mental disposition are as one!!

Guest 2,784 signed in on Thursday, January 23rd at 4:13am

Name	Bethel
Led here by	Barry
Location	Wyoming
Comments	EXCELSIOR!

Guest 2,783 signed in on Wednesday, January 22nd at 9:55pm

Name	Daniel
Led here by	Barry
Location	USA
Comments	I hope this is a joke. I cannot understand for the life of me how you can seem so miserable with this person and still be with her. This is just me, but if my child (if I ever have one) tells me that he/she missed me when I came home, and my signiicant other says, "No, you didn't", I would leave her right then and there.

Guest 2,782 signed in on Wednesday, January 22nd at 7:33pm

Name	Imani_Faith
My page	SkrwberryFntsy
Led here by	Magic
Comments	From what i have this is some berry hullurious stuff.....and quite frankly i find it hard to believe. However, ne-thing is entirely possile. LoL. This will cheer up a sick person very fast, if they don't die from the their laffin so hard it caused them to start coffin....coff uh coff oh coff coff coff

Guest 2,781 signed in on Wednesday, January 22nd at 12:14pm

Name	Katie
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wales, UK
Comments	Brilliant page, but am digusted by the comment made by yourself about teenage girls being thick! have you ever considered writing a book about all this? if you do, you'll have to let me know, i want a signed copy...from your girlfriend! brilliant! x

Guest 2,780 signed in on Wednesday, January 22nd at 3:53am

Name	Bear
My page	Sti Super Timing Interiors
My URL	http://www.sti.is
Led here by	Barry
Location	Izeland
Comments	Dump That stupid Tramp, she seems to be inzane!

Guest 2,779 signed in on Tuesday, January 21st at 7:35pm

Name	Kayla
My page	Diablozrus
My URL	http://www.expage.com/diablozrus
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	I LOVE THIS SITE!!! It is very funny! I laughed all day... I think you and Margaret have an awesome relationship! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK :) P.S. i'm an american teenage girl..and i read all the words *pats herself on the back...lol..

Guest 2,778 signed in on Tuesday, January 21st at 7:11pm

Name	Libby
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	This page made my day!

Guest 2,777 signed in on Tuesday, January 21st at 11:11am

Name	PCurtin
My page	none
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Ireland
Comments	Very good site I laughed a lot

Guest 2,776 signed in on Monday, January 20th at 11:33pm

Name	Pamela Lund
My page	Nth Degree Records
My URL	http://www.nthdegreerecords.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	San Diego, CA
Comments	thank you for keeping me in stitches for the entire day...i think i am dating Margret's long lost twin brother.

Guest 2,775 signed in on Monday, January 20th at 6:40pm

Name	Colin MacDonald
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Loved the first draft of the book! When you decide to actually complete it, please let me know. I'd suggest adding a conclusion, which is one of the things that distinguishes literature from comic books. And make sure that you get a grown up to check it for typographical errors before printing it next time, as having a missing word in the seventh-from-last line in the final draft rather spoils the joke about your grammatical pedantry. Fewer, commas, would, also, help (as would cutting back on the parenthesised asides).

Guest 2,774 signed in on Monday, January 20th at 6:31pm

Name	Glop
My page	404 - The Web site cannot be found
My URL	http://didn'tyougetbythetitlethatitdoesn'texist.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canadia
Comments	I actually found it off Bored.com, as did a lot of people probably. Anyway, I LOVE your site, I think it's hilarious! I've actually been a regular visitor for a while but never signed the guestbook. Anyway, keep arguing! For my sake! Because if you keep me laughing, I'll live longer...there've been scientific studies done! And you wouldn't want to be responsible for my premature death, now would you? Ok, yes, I'll leave now. hops away

Guest 2,773 signed in on Monday, January 20th at 4:05pm

Name	Tom
My page	no
Led here by	Web page
Location	Bethune, France
Comments	I didn't read it in the boss' time (though writing this in office) but in the evening and couldn't go to sleep before finishing it. It's good! Could the cross-cultural relation thingy have anything to do with it?

Guest 2,772 signed in on Monday, January 20th at 11am

Name	Jude
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US
Comments	congrats on the book - America is waiting

Guest 2,771 signed in on Monday, January 20th at 8:04am

Name	Desiree
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Arizona
Comments	My boyfriend says all girls are crazy, and I am now thinking he may be correct. I showed him the page and now he doesn't think I'm so bad. It's great!

Guest 2,770 signed in on Monday, January 20th at 1:05am

Name	Melissa
My URL	http://hometown.aol.com/lilricanshorty00/numba3.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	philly
Comments	it's funny. and makes me glad that i'm single!

Guest 2,769 signed in on Sunday, January 19th at 9:16pm

Name	Fiona
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Washington State, USA
Comments	I love the site, and your very accurate remarks about Americans. I will buy your book (your site was mentioned in the review).

Guest 2,768 signed in on Sunday, January 19th at 5:44pm

Name	Gail
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/gailygurl/hardball.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I put the wrong URL on the previous entry. Sorry. I love your site.

Guest 2,767 signed in on Sunday, January 19th at 5:42pm

Name	Gail
My page	The Hardball Gang!
My URL	http://www.geocities/gailygurl/hardball.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	This is hilarious!

Guest 2,766 signed in on Sunday, January 19th at 3:53pm

Name	Claire
Led here by	Magic
Location	U.K.
Comments	Brilliant, Your website has just convinced me to stay single forever and be happy about it.

Guest 2,765 signed in on Sunday, January 19th at 11:57am

Name	Josh
My page	Top Secret Diary
My URL	http://www31.brinkster.com/tsdiary
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Tokyo
Comments	I don't remember the details, but I came across this site while searching the internet for tips on how to break up with my girlfriend with minimum grief. I didn't find anything useful, so now we're engaged. But at least I found your site.

Guest 2,764 signed in on Sunday, January 19th at 11:39am

Name	davido
My page	italian boy
My URL	http://i really dunno.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	EnGLAnD,u.k,hellhole?,moody paradise..watever,kinda of..the perfect place to commit suicide:)only jkn
Comments	this was a funny page...wel done. lalalala.......erm...yeha...the person who thought of these sould minimizey his vocal lol..im no stupid kid but it does make it more difficult to laugh at! :) funny page...plop spashhhh..trickle trickle...

Guest 2,763 signed in on Sunday, January 19th at 7:35am

Name	Dora
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Denver, Colorado, USA
Comments	Too funny. Curiously, I find I have a lot of traits in common with Margret. (My grandfather was German, maybe it's genetic?) I wish you well in your endeavors. Think I'll buy some of your books and give them out as gifts. The gift of laughter is almost as valuable as the gift of knowledge ... you combine both. Thank you for a good hearty laugh.

Guest 2,762 signed in on Saturday, January 18th at 7:54pm

Name	Jess
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	England
Comments	I may only be 16, but i absolutely adore this page, and have bin regulary reading it for the past few months, and have got so many of my mates hooked, we sit and laugh over msn messenger for hours wikkid!

Guest 2,761 signed in on Saturday, January 18th at 5:40pm

Name	Lydia
My page	Small Black Woman
My URL	http://www.smallblackwoman.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brooklyn,NY,USA
Comments	You crack me up Mil, you really do.

Guest 2,760 signed in on Saturday, January 18th at 5:15pm

Name	Nichole D. Nietsche
Led here by	Web page
Location	Boston, MA
Comments	I think that we all have a tiny but of your girlfriend inside of us. It is fortunate that there are men out there who are willing to deal with all of our quirkiness and irreversible flaws. Enjoy your lives together.

Guest 2,759 signed in on Saturday, January 18th at 4:47pm

Name	Peter
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Germany
Comments	Reminds me of my second wife.

Guest 2,758 signed in on Friday, January 17th at 5:24pm

Name	shiv
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	your book made me miss three bus stops while reading it. i also now have a fresh batch of insults for my idiot boyfriend thanks to ursala

Guest 2,757 signed in on Friday, January 17th at 3:09pm

Name	Kay
My page	The Jenny Haniver
My URL	http://www.thejennyhaniver.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	England, in the middle somewhere
Comments	Ha ha ha plop

Guest 2,756 signed in on Friday, January 17th at 2:06pm

Name	Alan F
Led here by	Magic
Comments	How can this be? I am unquestionably an idiot and can produce any number of people to back me up in this claim : yet I found your site rib-crackingly hilarious. So thank you. By the way, you are incredibly lucky. But you're wrong about 'Altered States', and I'm willing to fight you to prove it, sort of. AlanF

Guest 2,755 signed in on Friday, January 17th at 10:06am

Name	Mary McGregor
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Ireland
Comments	Great Site,but I must warn you about those make your own will Kits...People believe that they are idiot-proof, but they're not. Ah well, you probably think that you're not an idiot, but that can be deceptive...most alcoholics don't recognise the truth either. The fact is that it's well known in the legal world, that DIY will kits, were designed by lawyers to guarantee a steady supply of probate litigation. Wouldn't it be dreadful if your attempts to leave your (obviously vast) wealth to the cats home, failed, only to find that your family inherited everything. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Guest 2,754 signed in on Friday, January 17th at 4:59am

Name	Theresa
Led here by	Web page
Location	Utica, MI ; USA
Comments	I do all the same things to my boyfriend. Just to watch him squirm.

Guest 2,753 signed in on Friday, January 17th at 3:44am

Name	YoungAmericanWithTooMuchTimeOnHisHands
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	texas,USA
Comments	funny shit dude.you should become a stand up comedian.(youd make millions!!)unfortunatley though your (excuse my american rudness and bluntness)FUCKING UGLY.sorry..just thought i had to say it.anyways well if you got a hair cut and took a shower ir two,youd be funnier then most.

Guest 2,752 signed in on Thursday, January 16th at 7:31pm

Name	Married to Margret's sister
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Canada
Comments	Funny as hell. And I think Margret must be related to my wife.

Guest 2,751 signed in on Thursday, January 16th at 6:54pm

Name	Sandra Caston
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Why hasn't one of you killed the other yet?

Guest 2,750 signed in on Thursday, January 16th at 3:08am

Name	Fourpints
My page	FOURPINTS.COM DRUNKARDS OF THE INTERNET
My URL	http://www.fourpints.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Detroit, USA. I'm English though
Comments	Actually Barry didn't tell me, it was the wife. We happily read down the list of arguments and then proceded to argue about what you'd typed. Shes now divorcing me and taking my toe-nail clipping collection hostage until i tell her were her beer collection is. thanks for the laughs!

Guest 2,749 signed in on Wednesday, January 15th at 11:29pm

Name	Chuck S.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Three Rivers MI.
Comments	Nice Web Page, makes good reading.

Guest 2,748 signed in on Wednesday, January 15th at 3:12pm

Name	Helen Bricker
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Hampshire, USA
Comments	I thoroughly enjoyed visiting this site. Kudos to you for showing the humorous side of relationships and allowing all of us to laugh at ourselves (no, I really mean that in a good way.....really). I wish you and Margaret MANY years of health and happiness.

Guest 2,747 signed in on Wednesday, January 15th at 3:56am

Name	Andre
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Australia
Comments	Spelling and grammar don't rate as stong points for some of your visitors. Great site, having trouble obtaining a copy of your book here...sounds as though it'll be entertaining though. Thanks for the laugh. Oh and PS.

Guest 2,746 signed in on Wednesday, January 15th at 1:26am

Name	Alexis
Led here by	Barry
Location	The Boonies ...aka Maine, USA
Comments	I think it would be quite interesting to hear from the other side in these debates... Oh, and for all those people thinking, "Silly Mil, why don't you just leave that crazzzzzzy German and pick up some mentally stable super model?" I have this to say to ya: "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo ...Yes, it may be sentimental moosh, but I am a woman, what can I say? :) -Lexis

Guest 2,745 signed in on Tuesday, January 14th at 10:22pm

Name	bronxelf
My page	Myest: The Concrete Forest.
My URL	http://www.bronxelf.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	New York City.
Comments	Mil- Just a note to tell you that not all Americans find "photo cards" endearing and charming. Many of us receive them with a puzzled look of "why?" and the sense that they are rather brash and self indulgent. Further, just in case the mystery as to why it would be important for random people on your holiday list to know "what size" your children are, clearly that's just in case anyone wanted to buy them some article of clothing. I won't even comment on what I think of that. Looking forward to the book release in the States! -elf.

Guest 2,744 signed in on Tuesday, January 14th at 9:30pm

Name	Shaolin Monkey
My page	www.shaolinmonkey.co.uk
Led here by	Barry
Comments	I thought your book was great, but I lent it to my partner and she thought the character Pel was a whiny overindulged smartarse. At least now she has a better understanding of why I have to play Unreal Tournament into the wee hours.

Guest 2,743 signed in on Tuesday, January 14th at 9:06pm

Name	Meredith
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Do you realise you are amazing like Adrian Mole? Have you read the Sue Townsend books and based your life on the main character??? I mean seriously! You have problems. Even though you are exceptionally commical

Guest 2,742 signed in on Tuesday, January 14th at 9:04pm

Name	bronxelf
My page	Myest: The Concrete Forest.
My URL	http://www.bronxelf.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	New York City.
Comments	Mil- Just a note to tell you that not all Americans find "photo cards" endearing and charming. Many of us receive them with a puzzled look of "why?" and the sense that they are rather brash and self indulgent. Further, just in case the mystery as to why it would be important for random people on your holiday list to know "what size" your children are, clearly that's just in case anyone wanted to buy them some article of clothing. I won't even comment on what I think of that. Looking forward to the book release in the States! -elf.

Guest 2,741 signed in on Tuesday, January 14th at 6:26pm

Name	caroline
Led here by	Search engine
Location	yorkshire
Comments	Read the book-brilliant!! What is social geography?

Guest 2,740 signed in on Tuesday, January 14th at 3:52pm

Name	Jude
Led here by	Search engine
Location	why? - Well, England.
Comments	Sounds fun. Weird though. My parents argue all the time and have been happily married for years but me and my girlfriend never argue and we're still going strong. People are weird.

Guest 2,739 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 8:35pm

Name	Justin Nordal
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	British Columbia Canada, due north of California, but not really like America at al
Comments	You are doing the world a great service, I was sure that I was the only one who had to endure the sentence that is a semi-functioning, almost healthy relationship with an entity scientists and god have duly decided to label 'woman'. I'd also like to thank you for what is really free therapy. I didn't think I could relate to anybody else (although my cat seems to appreciate my angst and does what he can to console my frustration inspired grief. Oh, and don't even think of sending me a hundred dollar bill for the time it took me to read all of your works, I won't pay. besides, with the exchange from Canadian dollars to pounds, it probably wouldn't really buy you much except a haircut or a seat in the cinema. besides, my cheque would probably bounce anyway. Cheers, Justin. PS, does anyone actually know what they did, or know what it means when she asks, cause I just have no clue. and Ive learned that if you frequently change the subject in conversation, it seems okay to do it in arguments as well. Take notes Mil, Magaret seems to understand this well enough. just don't get hung up in the "you keep changing the subject" argument, that one can last a while. just giving you the heads up

Guest 2,738 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 4:45pm

Name	Dave
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US
Comments	I think this would be a great poster for you... http://www.despair.com/noname13.html

Guest 2,737 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 3:58pm

Name	JBowman
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	in my skin
Comments	You left something out, Mil- which one of you empties out some item of food and leaves the empty container in the refrigerator or pantry, causing the other one to go into epileptic fits of rage?

Guest 2,736 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 7:28am

Name	Laura
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	SC USA
Comments	OOPS, sorry I misspelled your name Mil. Please forgive me.

Guest 2,735 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 7:23am

Name	Laura
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florence, SC, USA
Comments	I enjoyed wasting a few hours reading about you and Margaret, laughing a lot. I liked it so much, in fact, I tried to sign up to your email newsy thing. However, the first time I put my name in the box and clicked I got a page that said I was stupid and it was not possible for that to be my email addy. Well, when I looked up, I had indeed left off everything past my name. I'm telling you right now that this error was undoubtedly due to my severe attention disorder. It doesn't take much. I really put my mind to it and put the whole address in the box correctly. Then, I got the same page that said I was a stupid idiot. I put it in again two more times and got the same page. I hope that you actually read your guest book from time to time and put my name on your newsletter list. I liked reading about all those silly arguments. It reminds me about some of the many reasons I am single. Glad you are able to take it, and moreso, I am glad that you are able to report the events with humor and particularly with a large vocabulary. Thanks Mel.

Guest 2,734 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 5:20am

Name	Daniele
My page	hmmmm....,
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	If she irratates you so..then why are you still with her....theres other fish in the sea...right?

Guest 2,733 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 1:43am

Name	Nigella
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Honestly, I was in tears. Now I can't go into the staffroom for afternoon tea because everyone has heard me laughing by myself in my office.

Guest 2,732 signed in on Monday, January 13th at 1:39am

Name	ash
My page	msn
My URL	http://www.msn.ca
Led here by	Magic
Location	ontario
Comments	cool site

Guest 2,731 signed in on Sunday, January 12th at 9:46pm

Name	tom
Led here by	Search engine
Location	kent
Comments	all i can say is... if we all did this, I'd get my own phone line and pc to read them all

Guest 2,730 signed in on Sunday, January 12th at 9:30pm

Name	Karina
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Quebec
Comments	I absolutely love your site. Although,everytime I read it, I wonder what your girlfriend thinks of it (or if she even knows about it)

Guest 2,729 signed in on Sunday, January 12th at 8:27pm

Name	Miura
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Belgium
Comments	I really love your webpage, I just discovered it some days ago and read nearly all the pieces after each other. I can't wait to recieve the next stories in my mailbox! Keep op the great work. Miura

Guest 2,728 signed in on Saturday, January 11th at 10:50pm

Name	Murray
My URL	http://www.thestate.co.uk
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Scotland
Comments	As a fellow inadvertent victim of Stereotypical German Insanity I can sympathise fully. Domestic bliss must be worth the (often physical) pain though - it is for me. PS: Gillen? Bedhopper? No!

Guest 2,727 signed in on Saturday, January 11th at 9:52pm

Name	Kim
My page	9Y's official site
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	one word: why?

Guest 2,726 signed in on Saturday, January 11th at 9:15pm

Name	Abi
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	England
Comments	Don't you get bored of reading guestbook entries,like,ever?And are americans really that bad?Anyway, great site.And i think its amazing that you seem to like margaret for all the reasons that you seem to argue about.Or have i got it wrong again?

Guest 2,725 signed in on Saturday, January 11th at 5:50am

Name	Jon
My page	Sautéed In Sanity
My URL	http://sauteedinsanity.web.aplus.net/
Led here by	Web page
Location	NC (North "Hickville" Carolina), US
Comments	I only wish the time I spent reading your site was at the expense of my employer. Great site.

Guest 2,724 signed in on Friday, January 10th at 8:05pm

Name	Jennifer
My page	Help for Parents of Troubled Teens
My URL	http://www.bootcampsforteens.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	CA, USA
Comments	This is the most entertaining site I have ever seen!!! :) :)

Guest 2,723 signed in on Friday, January 10th at 4:19pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	Magic
Comments	thanks for the nice holydays with famaly in the alps greetings to peter and jonathan longlegs matt

Guest 2,722 signed in on Friday, January 10th at 2:16pm

Name	MJES
Led here by	Magic
Comments	These Yanks just dont get it do they.

Guest 2,721 signed in on Friday, January 10th at 6:35am

Name	Sarah Loyd
Led here by	Search engine
Location	America (Bloody Americans...)
Comments	Hilarious page, Mil. For some odd reason I see aspects of my husband in you, especially the last bit about not being able to find anything. I assure you that I don't hide his things, since I never ask him for money to retrieve them (I handle cash anyways as I earn more) but I can agree that Margaret might be doing so. Keep fighting the good fight!

Guest 2,720 signed in on Friday, January 10th at 4am

Name	Eva Braun
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Deepest Australia
Comments	You trim your toenails and leave the cuttings on the bathroom floor? YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET!

Guest 2,719 signed in on Friday, January 10th at 12:53am

Name	Peter McKane
My page	Titans Gym (getting a real host soon)
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/t_titans/index.htm
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Liverpool
Comments	it is a plot. I know tammie. she TOLD me she idolises your GF. actually used REAL words and said "this woman is great". It IS a plot... and no one told me.

Guest 2,718 signed in on Friday, January 10th at 12:23am

Name	Tammie Money
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Texas, USA moving to London, England
Comments	My boyfriend (why I am moving to England) showed me this site. Now I have someone (Margret) to look up too. I can't wait to try some of this stuff on him. :P

Guest 2,717 signed in on Thursday, January 9th at 9:09pm

Name	nat
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	uk
Comments	strange story about how i found this...aint gonna bore you with it. the moral of this page apparently is dont start writing strange things your partner does down, because theyll make up more. to annoy you. and give you something to do.

Guest 2,716 signed in on Thursday, January 9th at 7:49pm

Name	Autumn Hanchurak
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	you guuys fight over the funniests thing but heck..its funny..when she complains why don't you just give in, it will make her happy and you won't have to listen to her complain

Guest 2,715 signed in on Thursday, January 9th at 5:34pm

Name	Natalie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London
Comments	Nothing insightful or funny to say in this bit, just gonna go with - This is one of the funniest sites I have seen, ever. I would also like to relay to you the information, that my boss will now probably sack me for laughing too loud, long and hard, during corporate work hours.

Guest 2,714 signed in on Thursday, January 9th at 1:04pm

Name	Dave Originally
Led here by	Magic
Location	Desk-bound.
Comments	What on Earth made you call the book "Things my Girlfriend and I..." as opposed to "...Me and my Girlfriend...?"

Guest 2,713 signed in on Thursday, January 9th at 1:07am

Name	Kakarotto MoomooSon
My page	www.alberta.com
My URL	http://www.bored.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	You are a very very sick and twisted individual, and i want to know if you hate your girlfriend. OR I want to know if you even have a girlfriend and you just didn't get that picture off the internet!

Guest 2,712 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 8:32pm

Name	Fiona Colley
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Telford
Comments	Have just finished the book, it was a Waterstones Xmas token well spent. Margret is now my role model. I cannot believe how easy going I have been in the past. No more.

Guest 2,711 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 6:48pm

Name	Karen
My page	nope
Led here by	Magic
Location	Germany
Comments	I can really identify with all that crap. It's just the other way around here. I'm German, my boyfriend is English and I have the strong feeling he's the male equivalent to Margret!

Guest 2,710 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 5:16pm

Name	sue
My page	haven't got one
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	up north (unfortunately)
Comments	Margret sounds completely normal. Methinks you are the freakish one. And anyway, hanging things is a completely acceptable form of behaviour. You're a bloke. What the hell do you know? Margret Rocks.

Guest 2,709 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 1:31pm

Name	ed
My page	?
Led here by	Magic
Location	work
Comments	excellent way to waste a whole afternoon at work. book's great, have to admit it made me laugh out loud on the tube... When are you going to start your column again?

Guest 2,708 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 12:25pm

Name	john
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	north london
Comments	uncanny, i must have linked up with Margret's sister or something? The book was hilarious and soooo many points i could relate to almost too familiarly!

Guest 2,707 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 11:21am

Name	Rachael
My page	Livejournal
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/dewaltgirl
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Armpit of Hell (aka, oklahoma usa)
Comments	i can't wait till the 14th. i already got my copy of the book reserved at the bookstore that i work at (and i get an awesome 33ff of it...but that's just money that the store would have made but isn't) and the other 3 copies we're getting in are going automaticaly as my "staff pic" and i'm aiming to sell them all, so i can talk my manager into letting me order more and than i can sell those!!!! i'm doing what i can for Mil, cause he's given me so many hours of laughter, i could never repay that.

Guest 2,706 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 10:48am

Name	David Bourne
My page	don't do techie
My URL	http://see above
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sigh
Comments	looking for a supplier for Giant African Margold Seeds - the two metre tall one's - last years were brill- and was v.startled ( and gently amused)to find that your margret appears to be a spooky doppleganger of my catherine - regards David

Guest 2,705 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 10:48am

Name	David Bourne
My page	don't do techie
My URL	http://see above
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sigh
Comments	looking for a supplier for Giant African Margold Seeds - the two metre tall one's - last years were brill- and was v.startled ( and gently amused)to find that your margret appears to be a spooky doppleganger of my catherine - regards David

Guest 2,704 signed in on Wednesday, January 8th at 12:11am

Name	Marion Harvie
My page	none - sorry
Led here by	Barry
Location	England
Comments	I loved this, you remind me of my husband and myself, but HE is Margaret, not me no not me!!! I really really really loved it, and Thank YOU ps - I tried to read the FAQ first but it said "page could not be displayed" so I hope I am not looking too stupid right now!

Guest 2,703 signed in on Tuesday, January 7th at 11:01pm

Name	KiM
Led here by	Web page
Location	GA USA
Comments	interesting! sounds like a wonderful relationship you got goin on there! lol bbye have fun w/ "margret"

Guest 2,702 signed in on Tuesday, January 7th at 9:05pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	PA USA
Comments	Hats off to you kind sir, whom without I could not have possibly blown off an entire day's worth of work. Well I worked a bit, but I opened up your page around 11ish when it got slow, and your page interspursed with some breaks and my lunch has managed to get me 55 minutes away from the end of my day. Kudos and again thank you for a wonderful day of laughs.

Guest 2,701 signed in on Tuesday, January 7th at 1:01am

Name	Jennie H
Led here by	Web page
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	lovely page lol

Guest 2,700 signed in on Tuesday, January 7th at 12:07am

Name	Jaimee
Led here by	Magic
Location	Yellowknife, NT, Canada
Comments	And you and her have been together for HOW LONG/... It sounds like a beautiful relationship.

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