Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,600 to 2,699)

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Guest 2,699 signed in on Monday, January 6th at 3:19pm

Name	Steve Lockwood
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brighton, UK
Comments	This is spooky. I am british and have been married to a German Lady for 20 years and everything you describe is so familiar. Don't want to sound negative but I after 20 years I am giving up (moving out that is). Hope you are made of stronger stuff.

Guest 2,698 signed in on Monday, January 6th at 1:42am

Name	Greg
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Chicago, illinois
Comments	Very strange while i was reading this, I realized i still love my crazy ex. To bad theres no going back. Thank you for stimulating my thoughts

Guest 2,697 signed in on Monday, January 6th at 12:45am

Name	Jess
My page	Just another fan...
My URL	http://URL??? I need to catch up with my generation...
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	In a french school in the US...ironic?
Comments	welll....I was going to go through ALL the guestbook signatures before puting mine in...being small in character and therefore scared of putting something completely inapropriate.... but as you have WAAY too many fans I think i'll just stick to: Its hilarious! I will definitly get the book! Is it out in the US yet? Like you'll ever read this.....! PS: Not ALLL americans are so bad...I mean.... you can't judge a nation by its leaders obviously, there are still a few good ones out there!!

Guest 2,696 signed in on Sunday, January 5th at 6:46am

Name	sk8er_grl
Led here by	Magic
Comments	really ummmm....lots of writing but its a cool site!!

Guest 2,695 signed in on Sunday, January 5th at 6:40am

Name	Johnney Q.
Led here by	Search engine
Location	California
Comments	funny, very funny..

Guest 2,694 signed in on Sunday, January 5th at 2:29am

Name	Megan
Led here by	Barry
Location	Belfast
Comments	As I currently don't have anyone to argue with, I feel I live vicariously through your writing. So keep up the good work Mil!

Guest 2,693 signed in on Saturday, January 4th at 12:09pm

Name	Jo
My page	uh no
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Blighty
Comments	Caught the end of a Radio 4 programme starring you and some other poor sap and a woman singing a dreadful dreadful song about being a 'Christmas Single'. They analaysed your clothes and, originally, commented on your hair. Then you were on Radio 5 (I have it on in the bathroom). Are you now officially On The Circuit? Are you famous? What's it like?

Guest 2,692 signed in on Saturday, January 4th at 5:10am

Name	Alli
My page	um dont have one
My URL	http://dont have one
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Maryland
Comments	OMG!!! Why are you tool still together? Why in the first place did u two get together? Do you just enjoy arguing?

Guest 2,691 signed in on Saturday, January 4th at 1:10am

Name	Elvis
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Where are u?
Comments	My Girlfriend Is German and she was giggling her ass off all the time whilst reading it, which would suggest to me thats it's a damn fine read. I mean lets face it Germans have no sense of humour!

Guest 2,690 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 11:42pm

Name	Joe Bloggs
Led here by	Web page
Location	Lost
Comments	You are an evil man, you have hurt me deeply, infact I think I have busted a liver or something, definitely punctured a lung....not laughed that hard in such a long time. On a side note, after 5 years on the internet, this is the first guestbook I have ever signed...very odd.

Guest 2,689 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 9:56pm

Name	i forget
Led here by	Magic
Location	the deepest, darkest depths of the unknown
Comments	i must say that your website is hilarious as is your book.Keep it up....please....its the only way i can make my way thru a day of work!!!

Guest 2,688 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 8:08pm

Name	Joe Blasic
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington DC, USA
Comments	converting miles per gallon to liters per 100 km isn't that bad. Easy conversion factor 235.4 divided by the miles per gallon. Thank the US government and the National Institute of Standards and technology for the 5 five minutes it took me to calculate that, cause they were paying for it, so I give to you at no charge, though I find it very unlikely that you will ever read this entry, or even remember that you dared the world to give you a conversion factor, or that upon reading this disjointed and terrible run on sentence you will ever believe that the author of such could possibly calculate a conversion factor of anyworth. So just bugger off(That's an american trying to use british slang, entertaining to no end eh?)

Guest 2,687 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 8:04pm

Name	Rob Taylor
Led here by	Magic
Location	Manchester
Comments	Thank God. I'm NOT alone! Our good ladies must have been beamed down from the same passing ship.....

Guest 2,686 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 6:29pm

Name	Robert
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	BLIMEY! You 2 argue a lot. I don't think i've argued that much in my life, even with my family, my girl friend AND my friends!!!

Guest 2,685 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 4:58pm

Name	kirstin prisk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	good work. you have just inspired me to cancel my plans to get rid of my "female". if only to just compair arguments. thanks from me and i would imagine if i were to tell her, thanks from her!

Guest 2,684 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 12:29pm

Name	Ziggey
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Australia
Comments	Hey Man, It Looks Like Your Girlfriend Is Hot, But U Guys Have Issues, Well........Maybe Not You, Just Her, Byebye ;) :)

Guest 2,683 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 4:31am

Name	The Queen Fairy
Led here by	Magic
Location	Minnesota
Comments	I see that you are a very articulate young man and you do not hesitate to speak your mind (examples of this are in the Apologies section). I loved the section on what you and your girlfriend have argued about (although, I must say that most of it was just tales of her stupidity). I laughed out loud, which earned me stares that ranged from simply weirded-out to downright frightened. Oh well. That's what I get for being on the computer while said family is watching TV.

Guest 2,682 signed in on Friday, January 3rd at 2:49am

Name	Kittycatt
My page	babydoll
My URL	http://www.excite.com/babydoll
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Birmingahm, England
Comments	Brilliant,reading a review of the book made me want to go and buy a copy surprisingly,and I love it, found it jaw- crackingly funny( sorry, I know I'm crawling here and probabaly not grammatically corrrect ok),but it was fun, and after seeing the web-site address on the back of the book, I decided to have a look-see, the rest is history, and I am now a fan( who can't spell for toffee!).

Guest 2,681 signed in on Thursday, January 2nd at 9:53pm

Name	Bethany
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	United States
Comments	Reminds me of my Mom's friends, one of whom, is American, and the other British, who met in Italy.

Guest 2,680 signed in on Thursday, January 2nd at 9:07pm

Louise Evans (may be known to you as Tough) of Deepest Buckinghamshire sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,679 signed in on Thursday, January 2nd at 5:56pm

Name	a concerned friend
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	have you conidered lithium?

Guest 2,678 signed in on Thursday, January 2nd at 3:02pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Manchester Business School, UK
Comments	thanks for the hilarious 4 hours of distraction from writing tedious reports on the state of the nation!

Guest 2,677 signed in on Wednesday, January 1st at 9:55pm

Name	Killer-Kat
My page	Killer-Kat
My URL	http://www.killer-kat.co.uk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	sitting infront of my computer, manchester, UK
Comments	Being a sad git, I actually bought the book (well, I requested it for christmas). Being even more of a sad git, I'd like to point out that Mil Millington, however much he may like to pick on other people's bad use of grammer, can't use folk correctly. IT'S A GOD DAMN PLURAL NOUN! Also, what are roofs? Surely that should be rooves? Ok, I'm done. I'm sorry. Go back to sleep.

Guest 2,676 signed in on Wednesday, January 1st at 6:51pm

Name	Helen
Led here by	Barry
Location	High Wycombe, Bucks., UK
Comments	Fantastic, just got the book too - very, very funny. Happy New Year! Can't wait for more of the same....

Guest 2,675 signed in on Wednesday, January 1st at 3:15pm

Name	Steven
My page	None
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Birmingham currently Dusseldorf
Comments	Being a boyfriend (i put fiance or she goes mad at me)of a German girl also we have many things in common! Im the one though whos living in Germany instead of her in England, which brings a whole new load of arguements maybe i should do a site also! keep you entrys coming i think its great!

Guest 2,674 signed in on Wednesday, January 1st at 1:28pm

Name	Just another person...
My page	Do not have one
Led here by	Magic
Location	Mars
Comments	You remind me of Adrian Mole. :) I thoroughly enjoyed reading your page. I love your writing style.

Guest 2,673 signed in on Wednesday, January 1st at 12:02am

Name	A follower of the Dark Lord Paper Clip
My page	aholeinthedepthsofmymind@beware/of/the/loonatics.com
My URL	http://thosethrowingobjectsatthecrocadileswillbeaskedtoretrievethem
Led here by	Search engine
Location	I can't spell
Comments	It seems to me that there are too many adults here who think that they know all there is to know or close to it and that teenagers and young adults know little to nothing. Yet you forget that even a little child can teach you more than any book if given the chance. Don't write others off because you have the advantage in years. The wisest people come from the strangest places. Wisdom and age don't necessarily go hand in hand. By the way I love the websit. I have no intention of buying the book-I spend my money on computer gadgets-and I think Mil and Margret make a very cute couple. This is why we should burn them at the stake.

Guest 2,672 signed in on Tuesday, December 31st at 8:14am

Name	Shaolin Monkey
My page	Who is Shaolin Monkey?
My URL	http://www.shaolinmonkey.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	Cardiff, UK
Comments	Howdy mate! I got your book for Xmas, but I'm regretting it as my girlfriend has been stabbing me with a pen to stop me laughing every time I turn a new page. I've asked her to read it after me so she can get a better understanding of my love for computer games (Tekken! 'Yoshimitsu WINS!'), Jedi Knights, the internet and why I find the arguments we have so ridiculous. Brilliant stuff mate, keep it up! cheers S_M

Guest 2,671 signed in on Tuesday, December 31st at 5:57am

Name	John
My page	The Raelians Were Not The First!
My URL	http://myweb.cableone.net/jjohncarl/clone
Led here by	Web page
Location	Missouri, USA
Comments	I've enjoyed your page for quite a while now, and am looking forward to the book coming available here in the States. I borrowed a little code from the "Things" page for my The Raelians Were Not The First! page, hope nobody minds...

Guest 2,670 signed in on Monday, December 30th at 8:13pm

Name	kirsten
Led here by	Barry
Location	deepest darkest oxfordshire
Comments	being a german girlfriend of an english boyfriend it was good to find a literary Schwesternschaft to identify with. i thank Margret for that. your column, involved the bedtime ritual of me laying my on his chest while he read it aloud. head bouncing, shortness of breath and tears of joy usually followed. we sorely miss the column. i finished the book today, the only book that has caused me to fall off the toilet laughing. i thank you for that. ps only ladies need mirrors for shaving purposes

Guest 2,669 signed in on Monday, December 30th at 12:17pm

Name	Emily
Led here by	Search engine
Location	N.Ireland
Comments	I was in the shop on a stenaline ferry when I discovered "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about". And I read the first few pages of"ten times quicker, of course, than stealing a conventional oven". I decided then after laughing hysterically and everyone in the stenaline shop staring at me, I must buy this book. So I did and it is very good! ps I didn't get this web-site from any of the above sources. I got it form the back of Mil Millington's book. pps Mil Millington, your hair is really nice.

Guest 2,668 signed in on Monday, December 30th at 1:11am

Name	Narelle
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	He said this page reminded him of me...hmmm I think that was a compliment! Margret sounds like a very rational and impressive person.. Looking forward to finding and reading the book... and yes I did read this during my bosses time, how else could someone spend there time at work the day before New Years Eve !!!

Guest 2,667 signed in on Sunday, December 29th at 11:16pm

Name	Devon
My page	The Iron Press
My URL	http://www.theironpress.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	Hello. I fall into the category of "I have no idea of what you're talking about because I was born in 1987!" which, by the way, i find quite humorous. Anywho, I just wanted to say that this is a great site, and to ask you why everyone has that little "false bit" remark on their e-mail adresses. Great site.

Guest 2,666 signed in on Sunday, December 29th at 6:39pm

Name	Ashton
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Where have guests 2600 through 2649 gone???????

Guest 2,665 signed in on Sunday, December 29th at 6:44am

Name	Dave
My page	The ironpress .com
My URL	http://www.theironpress.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ontario, Canada
Comments	Excellent website (clapping ensues). I'm only 15 so I don't have a job to do, so I could read all of this in 2 days. I agree with your opinion of Californians (I live in Canada), although they did invent hacky sack or footbag, which is quite fun.

Guest 2,664 signed in on Saturday, December 28th at 8:07pm

Name	Emma
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sometimes London, sometimes Wales
Comments	Absolutely hilarious. My parents bought me the book for Christmas, looked on worriedly as I kept laughing aloud, and have now been banned from their PC to allow me to read every single harsh word that Mil and Margret have exchanged...

Guest 2,663 signed in on Saturday, December 28th at 1:13pm

Name	Matthew Revell
My page	Understated
My URL	http://www.understated.co.uk
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Wolverhampton, UK
Comments	Great site and great book! I'll look out for your red head in Wolverhampton :)

Guest 2,662 signed in on Saturday, December 28th at 6:10am

Name	caron
My page	chance discovery
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	India
Comments	I am a girlfriend , but i really think u have outdone yourself ! i have never laughed so much in my life! I had ahard time controlling myself, i guess we women get crazy sometimes , but men cant live with them...and without them...! so we are still loved despite..!

Guest 2,661 signed in on Friday, December 27th at 10:47pm

Name	James K
Led here by	Magic
Location	Anaheim Ca. USA
Comments	Bro..... I Feel For You....... And My Deepest And Most Sincere Sympathys Go Out to You In The Dark Hour Known As You Relationship...... I Too Have A Margaret.... Although Mines Named Angela........ Anyways...... Keep Your Head Up!!!!!!! And There IS Something To Be Said For Alcoholism.............. Just a thought

Guest 2,660 signed in on Friday, December 27th at 5:36pm

Name	Robin Barker
Led here by	Magic
Location	Derbyshire
Comments	Actually I found it in the book, which is very good by the way! I've always enjoyed the columns. Thanks Mil!

Guest 2,659 signed in on Friday, December 27th at 9:29am

Name	Patch
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	UK
Comments	Just want to say well done with the book. I'm halfway through it (though I only got it two days ago, so I suppose I can't really blame you for that), and I've been laughing most of the way. Oh, and for Lillian (previous guestbbook entry to this one, I think): You don't. Sorry.

Guest 2,658 signed in on Friday, December 27th at 9:24am

Name	Patch
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	UK
Comments	Just want to say well done with the book. I'm halfway through it (though I only got it two days ago, so I suppose I can't really blame you for that), and I've been laughing most of the way. Oh, and for Lillian (previous guestbbook entry to this one, I think): You don't. Sorry.

Guest 2,657 signed in on Friday, December 27th at 8:49am

Name	Lillian
My page	i am your tourniquet
My URL	http://www.pagerealm.com/tragedy
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	Frankly, I think it's silly the way you assume all teenage females reading this to be utterly dense. Being at the (un)pleasant age of seventeen, I've gained a fair amount of knowledge (or so I'd like to believe) about the world. How many teenagers do you speak to?

Guest 2,656 signed in on Thursday, December 26th at 7:08pm

Name	jessica
My page	i dont have one
My URL	http://I DONT HAVE ONE
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	egypt.
Comments	hello. ur girlfriend sounds a little on the off side. goodbye.

Guest 2,655 signed in on Thursday, December 26th at 1:04am

Name	Lynette
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	uh cool

Guest 2,654 signed in on Thursday, December 26th at 12:39am

Name	Serena
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, England
Comments	Hi, can I read her side of the story? Plus how dare you say all this stuff about your 'supposed' girlfriend and then show a pic of you all kissing? Are you sure you're not some manic loon locked up in a mental hospital....with nothing but a laptop and fake memories?c-ya!

Guest 2,653 signed in on Thursday, December 26th at 12:34am

Name	whatev
My page	whatev
My URL	http://yeahright
Led here by	Magic
Location	cheshire
Comments	you're an insane moron,,,,,,,very bitter might I add! and plus we haven't heard her side........!

Guest 2,652 signed in on Wednesday, December 25th at 2:27pm

Name	Boneist
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Halifax, UK
Comments	Merry Christmas, Mil!! I just got your book as a Christmas present!! That'll save me the hassles of buying it myself (yes, was thinking about getting it, but now I don't need to, cos I've already got it!!! Yay!) Only on Page 3 and have already giggled lots!! Have a nice time in Germany!

Guest 2,651 signed in on Wednesday, December 25th at 5:20am

Name	A. F. Jol
Led here by	Web page
Location	windy city
Comments	Merry Christmas Mil!

Guest 2,650 signed in on Tuesday, December 24th at 8:47am

Name	Dave
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	My girlfriend just called me a "Sucker" for buying an orange pepper. I had to tell someone.

Guest 2,649 signed in on Tuesday, December 24th at 4:48am

Name	Danielle
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sydney Australia
Comments	Just hang yourself.

Guest 2,648 signed in on Monday, December 23rd at 9:20pm

Name	Ashton
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	North Carolina
Comments	I happened to see this on Bored.com one day about 2 years ago? Yes but anyway i read the whole thing (through the extent of about 5 hours) and absolutely loved it. I've checked back for updates ever since and I'm a member of the mailing list and I enjoy that also. However, I do remember reading somewhere (i went back and looked and couldn't find it) something about teenage girls being stupid and not being able to read this many words and once and would just like to let you know that i am nearly 15, found this page when i was nearly 13 and did not think it was too long and I did understand all the words and etc. I sincerely enjoyed reading it and am looking forward to the book. Thanx bunches for writing it, I tell all my friends about it (most of which find it too long and don't understand the words etc.) but anywho... thanx again and goodbye.

Guest 2,647 signed in on Monday, December 23rd at 8:39pm

Name	Emily
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	I love this page. I once was bored, but seeing as it took me form 9am to midnight to finish reading that bordom has seced to exist! THANK YOU MARGRETT AND MIL FOR HAVING YOUR REDICULUS ARGUMENTS! YOU SAVED ME FROM BORDOM!

Guest 2,646 signed in on Monday, December 23rd at 5:29pm

Name	Lainy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	I just have to say that I found your site hilarious! Laughing out loud at work without the ohers knowing what it is that I am laughing at is priceless. and I thank you for that. I had to print out a major portion because my boss came back from her lunch and she frowns at internet use during work hours.....what a bore...anyhoo..I am rambling....keep up the great work and I will be checking back for updates regularily. Thanks Lainy

Guest 2,645 signed in on Monday, December 23rd at 12:48pm

christi of santa barbara, CA, usa sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,644 signed in on Monday, December 23rd at 11:39am

tom of Dublin sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,643 signed in on Monday, December 23rd at 7:59am

Name	Wenche Malmsten
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	Thoroughly enjoyed it.. finding myself laughing out loud at work, whilst reading it on the web.. also in bed at night whilst reading a print out.. will most certainly buy the book..:-)

Guest 2,642 signed in on Sunday, December 22nd at 2:44pm

Name	Sandra's evil twin, Snodra
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Florida USA
Comments	I'm sure we have the same genetic code. Since my grandfather emigrated from London to the "New World" early in the 20th century, it's entirely possible. I love you like a long-lost cousin! I'm sure that's the least threatening of all the kinds of love there are, for I don't wish to cause you any more stress than you've already been assigned by the universe in general and Magret in particular. You don't, by any chance, have some advice about aching ribs, do you?

Guest 2,641 signed in on Sunday, December 22nd at 10:44am

Name	jafar . T
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	iran
Comments	come to give our hands with hearts

Guest 2,640 signed in on Saturday, December 21st at 11:30pm

Name	Katrine
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Norway
Comments	Fun! Sounds in many ways a lot like me AND my girlfriend. Imagine two "nutty" ladies under one roof... I was giggeling so much, my girlfriend made me read out loud from your web page. - Obviously we are not the only ones with differences when it comes to hanging up laundry...

Guest 2,639 signed in on Saturday, December 21st at 10:32pm

Name	attila
Led here by	Search engine
Location	america
Comments	you think you guys have it tuff try getting a pakistani and italian or a french and pakistani married its like world war 3 and their kids forget about

Guest 2,638 signed in on Saturday, December 21st at 7:50pm

Name	Christa
Led here by	Web page
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	This is absolutley GREAT!!! Its nice to know that there are other idiots out there like my husband!! But remember, there are always two sides to the story.. I can only imagine what Margaret has to say!!!

Guest 2,637 signed in on Saturday, December 21st at 3:45am

Name	In the interest of national security I shall not say
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	A long way away from you people
Comments	I feel for you. I have seen the look of terror upon the faces of the males I live with when my feminine agression alga rhythms kick in (sp?)I share the opinions of Georger Bush and regularly plot his assinatio,n but being a twenty four hour flightt away does tend to throw a spanner in the works. Fear not. You are not alone in your assumption that your girlfriend is nuts. I believe you, And I would know what a fair assessment of nuts is. Considering I am actually worse.

Guest 2,636 signed in on Friday, December 20th at 9:54pm

Name	Sheri LaVigne
My URL	http://www.furrycheese.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	NY, USA
Comments	you two are truly a shining example for us all! excellent.

Guest 2,635 signed in on Friday, December 20th at 3:45pm

Name	Brad Dugard
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Who knew that wetting one's self could be so much fun. Cheers.

Guest 2,634 signed in on Friday, December 20th at 2:46pm

Name	David
Led here by	Barry
Location	At work, not working...
Comments	I just love laughing at other people's misfortunes. Especially when they write so good...!

Guest 2,633 signed in on Friday, December 20th at 12:20pm

Name	angie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Manchester, UK
Comments	Am just in the process of reading your fab book. The stuff about defrosting the fridge made me p*ss myself laughing as never before. Think i'm love.....

Guest 2,632 signed in on Friday, December 20th at 4:21am

Name	Greg
My page	Wednesday Club
My URL	http://wednesdayclub.net
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Minnesota
Comments	Although myself and my friends deny affiliation to Sheffield Wednesday (and their poor performance), we appreciate good blokes like yourself. God bless you for having someone who can make your life interesting for 13+ years. Stop in for coffee sometime.

Guest 2,631 signed in on Thursday, December 19th at 2:18pm

Name	Gabby
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Shelton, CT USA
Comments	funniest page....ever!

Guest 2,630 signed in on Wednesday, December 18th at 5:54pm

Name	Oh no, you're not getting me like that!
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	Great site, I've been popping in to read it for ages now, truly inspirational. I fully understand the joys living with Margaret for I have one of my own, but to a much lesser degree, of course. Our last argument had been sometime in the making, and when viewed as a whole is quite a remarkable feat of argument engineering. Over the years we have been together I have had to emphatically assure my girlfriend that I have absolutely no feelings whatsoever for any ex-girlfriend I have ever had or might have had. The form of this has ranged from "Of course I love you more than any one else before" through "You're far slimmer/sexier/smarter/funnier than any of my ex's" to, NEVER EVER mentioning the names of any ex. EVER. EVER. So a few weeks ago a friend told me that an ex of mine had just got engaged and I made the HUGE mistake of telling my girlfriend this. "How do you feel about that?" she asked, "Not bothered actually" I reply, for tis' the truth, said girlfriend is of some 5 years vintage and I've seen twice in that time. After an hour of calm (I think) silence, she turns to me and snarls that she "can't believe that she is with some one who is SO insensitive and uncaring" and "how on earth can I spend so much time with some one and NOT care that they are now engaged to some one else, I must be an animal, if I don't feel anything about this engagement, what on earth can I possibly feel for her?" You see the beauty of this is that I was utterly unable to defend myself, no words I could say would make the situation any better or defuse her rising anger. I did try though. Ho ho, will I ever learn?

Guest 2,629 signed in on Wednesday, December 18th at 11:36am

Name	Katya Shoykhet
My page	none, strangely enough i am a comp sci major
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	you guessed it, America who needs any more info than that, also proudly not born here
Comments	I have to say that i started reading your page as a way to postpone writing a term paper on the Great Gatsby which is pages and pages of bullshit and continued because of insomnia brought on by finals, but i highly enjoyed it... oh god, reading some of the other posts... I'm sorry, maybe guest 2611 is just very VERY sarcastic but in case he's not hey Bry-Bry: IO PAN IO PAN PAN IO PANGENITOR IO PANPHAGE ...look it up watch my head spin all the way around now, as god strikes revenge also, do the British really say gear when they talk about pot?

Guest 2,628 signed in on Wednesday, December 18th at 3:04am

Name	Natalie Norment
My page	N/A
My URL	http://N/A
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chicago Heights, IL, USA
Comments	Hello, Mil. I just read your site. It's really funny. I feel for you, honestly. You must have alot of love for Margeret to stay with her. Too bad my parents weren't the same way. Anyways, thank you soooo much for what you've done. I needed a good laugh. Hope you're having a great time in Europe. By the way, I used to live there when I was a kid. Take care!! Natalie aka EmpressXu

Guest 2,627 signed in on Tuesday, December 17th at 7:34pm

Name	Belle
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	The Heart of Dixie (Alabama, USA)
Comments	Thanx wipes tear from eye for the humor. I can't remember when I've laughed as much.

Guest 2,626 signed in on Tuesday, December 17th at 5:48pm

Name	Jesse Falsone
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Annapolis, Maryland, USA
Comments	Who are you and how did you get a video camera into my house?

Guest 2,625 signed in on Tuesday, December 17th at 3:31pm

Name	Jo
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Dreary Lincolnshire
Comments	Just read the book. Such a ridiculous treat from the usual worthy modern chronice-of-our-times stuff I wade through. Hope there are many many more. And a film. And a spin-off sitcom.And you doing voiceover for loan companies on Living TV etc.

Guest 2,624 signed in on Tuesday, December 17th at 3:05pm

Name	Tommy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Antonio Texas USA
Comments	Great site, and creative writing. Thanks to Chris of Top Five for referring his subscribers to this site.

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Guest 2,622 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 9:04pm

Name	Omi
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Brisbane
Comments	Margret must be fun to live with. No, I mean, seriously. Only the plants sort of scare me. This is the best site. Blah.

Guest 2,621 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 8:03pm

Name	That would be tellin
My page	dont have one
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	this strange place in my house
Comments	I love your page, have been on your mailin list for a while now but suddenly realised that i have never signed the guestbook so i thought i would.anyway i have signed it (i think!)

Guest 2,620 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 7:40pm

Name	Sean
My URL	http://www.acaciaweb.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Essex
Comments	Man you a funny as f**k, i had to wipe the tears from my eyes, espically about the heating incidenet. I shall buy this book asap and analyse my GF with knowlege of impunity. Good Shit man. Sean.

Guest 2,619 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 4:13pm

Name	Nicole
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	GERMANY ... so don't expect this to be funny!
Comments	I've been given the book by an ex boyfriend (irish) and all I can say is that there is absolutly nothing wrong with cold showers, lots of plants and yes, ... the tiny people in the TV box CAN hear you!!!

Guest 2,618 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 3:52pm

Name	harry potter
My page	hagrid
My URL	http://google
Led here by	Magic
Location	privet drive
Comments	i hate you

Guest 2,617 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 11:52am

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Barry
Location	London
Comments	Hang on, what am I saying? Money and sex are GREAT reasons for staying with someone, please ignore all previous comments to the contrary. I must have lost my mind.

Guest 2,616 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 11:46am

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Barry
Location	London
Comments	Never before have I been goaded into commenting on a guestbook entry, but I couldn't - just couldn't - let guest number 2611 get away with his decidedly odd and frankly insane comments. Now, Bryan, for I believe that is your name, money and sex are not good reasons for staying with someone. What's that you say? I'm wilfully misunderstanding your carefully thought-out comments? Annoying that, isn't it? Now, listen carefully and grab hold of something that's nailed down, this may come as a bit of a shock. Relationships can survive arguments. Lots of them. In fact (and call me crazy, please) they can make a relationship stronger. Provided they're the right arguments, of course (and Mil's on shaky ground here, on occasion, admittedly. Sorry Mil). I'm sure your girlfriend (may God have mercy on her soul) is thrilled - just thrilled - to hear that she has your blessing to be fat and invalid (eh? what? it doesn't even make sense, you silly, silly man) but I say to her run. Run like the wind. You are a freak of nature and probably wear Y-fronts. There now, I feel better already. Now sort it out, people, please, or I might have to forego the daily pleasure of reading the entries in this guestbook and do some real work instead. And let's not have any more of that crazy talk.

Guest 2,615 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 9:41am

Name	Tim
Led here by	Web page
Location	53.551N, 113.503W
Comments	The whole problem there is that you two ain't married! As the good lord said in Bubba 14:3 "Make me a ham sandwich, woman! / And git me a beer / I'm watchin' the game!" And give Bush some respect! He's a role model for all of us who never learned to read. Only in America! Or Iraq. Seriously. I'm happy for the two of you. You get material for a lifetime of writing, and she gets an audience. A slightly bigger one than she realizes, but hey, more cash! That sounds harsh, but it's not meant to be. Thirteen years? Clearly, we're only getting half of the story, or missing the other half cleverly buried between the lines. It's the sex, isn't it? You can tell us. Most of us have assumed it already.

Guest 2,614 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 6:55am

Name	Cate
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Cali--USA
Comments	wonderful, I am afraid I am a bit of a Margret, at least that is what my boyfriend said after he read it.

Guest 2,613 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 3:18am

Name	Princess
My page	A Princess' World
My URL	http://pages.ivillage.com/princess_leo/
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Arizona
Comments	You have a rather uniquely, awesome site. My hubby and have yet to have any kind of argument. (give it time... I know) :-) I must say, I do think your girlfriend has gone a bit "overboard" with all the plants.

Guest 2,612 signed in on Monday, December 16th at 3:11am

Name	Shannon
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Florida, USA
Comments	I have read visited this site so many times, and I still laugh out loud everytime I read it. Great site, I can't wait to read the book when it comes out in the USA, even if you do hate us. But we still admire you. And hey, it could be worse. We could be french.

Guest 2,611 signed in on Sunday, December 15th at 11:25pm

Name	Bryan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fl
Comments	I stumbled upon your website, hoping i could make my already great relationship with my girlfriend better when i realized something. You picked the wrong girl, and unless you have some hidden motive: sex (which should wait until marriage) or she has money, you should break up with her. I can tell you aren't a Christian, so much of this won't really phase you. Both me and my girlfriend have our faults, but not so many as to make me not love her or break up with her. She could be extremely fat and invalid and i'd still love her to death. I don't see how you can be happy with being unhappy all the time. I'm guessing you get off on arguing with your girlfriend all time. Well I wish you well in your hateful life. Just remember that girlfriends come and go with the seasons, but Jesus is here for all the right reasons.

Guest 2,610 signed in on Sunday, December 15th at 3:13pm

Name	nicole princess
My page	email me for it.
My URL	http://email me for it
Led here by	Magic
Location	lexington kentucky
Comments	i like the page! i got the url from bored.com so i dont scare you saying it was magic he he! but it is a cute site. see ya!

Guest 2,609 signed in on Sunday, December 15th at 3:12pm

Name	nicole princess
My page	email me for it.
My URL	http://email me for it
Led here by	Web page
Location	lexington kentucky
Comments	i got this thing from bored.com and i thought i would check out your site. ha ha ha it was cute!! see ya!

Guest 2,608 signed in on Sunday, December 15th at 1:55pm

Name	sKunk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	scotland
Comments	You love it! No wait, that's not right..... I love it! That's better smug

Guest 2,607 signed in on Sunday, December 15th at 4:30am

Name	Shania
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Search engine
Location	US
Comments	I am not in California, they're giving Americans a bad name. I think you should put more pictures of Margret(with clothes, please), because, what you have is kindof sad, and you have more pictures of the plant....

Guest 2,606 signed in on Saturday, December 14th at 5:09pm

Name	jenesaisquoi
Led here by	Web page
Location	seventh level of hell
Comments	Funny, funny stuff. But... I'm confused on one teensy point. It has to do with your passion for girls with hairy underarms. Do you love them or do you hate them? You're right. I missed something. I'll go read the whole site again. Can't wait for your book to come out here in the good ole' US of A. I know. I know. You hate Americans. No problem. We can accept that. We love you anyway. Jen

Guest 2,605 signed in on Saturday, December 14th at 4:10pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	OMG!...you have a GREAT relationship with ur girl..hehe..SYKE!

Guest 2,604 signed in on Saturday, December 14th at 7:26am

Name	Noelle
My page	PUREiNSANiTY
My URL	http://ninthlife.net/novacaine
Led here by	Web page
Location	California, US
Comments	L0L I love this site to bits and pieces, it always gives me a good laugh no matter how many times I read it

Guest 2,603 signed in on Saturday, December 14th at 2:58am

Name	I wouldn't dare give it!
Led here by	Magic
Location	Michigan U.S.A.
Comments	Wow. I think Margaret and my ex-wife must have come from the genetic lineage (e.g. a loon crossed with a crazed wolverine). My ex- used to complain mightily whenever I was unemployed. Then, whenever I had obtained employment, she'd wait until I was on my way out the door to pick a fight. Really - she'd stew about something all day just so she could spring it on me as I was heading out the door. We'd then get into an argument, which would in turn a) make me late for work, and b) put me in a really foul mood when I arrived. For some odd reason employers don't like it when an employee consistently arrives late and in a foul mood, so in short order I'd be unemployed again. Then she would complain about THAT. Which, actually, I think was the whole point - she just wanted someone at home that she could argue with all day, even if she ran out of ideas and had to recycle an old argument. Then there was the day we'd had central air conditioning installed. As soon as the installers departed, I went outside for a couple of minutes (took something out to our storage barn, though I do not recall what). When I came back in the house, the bedroom was a mess (she had thrown clothes all over), there was a hole in the bedroom wall, and pieces of a broken plate (apparently the object that had been hurled into the wall) lying around. Why, you ask (well, I know you didn't ask, because you have your own problems and probably couldn't care less what's happened to the rest of us, but I can pretend you care, now can't I?). Turns out the installers had tracked dirt from their muddy feet down about a 10 foot section of the floor, and she was mad about that. It took me less than ten minutes to clean this up so that you'd never know they'd been there. The hole, however, is still in the bedroom wall. Fortunately, she's found someone else to torment. (Yes, we were married for over two decades. Every anniversary she'd make some snide comment, like "Oh, goody, 15 years of wedded bliss", said in her most sarcastic tone.) I could say more but I'd better stop here. Anyway, I feel your pain (that's said with at least as much sincerity as when our former president said it) and I think maybe you deserve a Nobel peace prize for putting up with someone like that. I was going to suggest we share one, but then it occurred to me that you deserve it more because you're still in a relationship with someone like that! By the way, I think my ex-wife was also of German descent - or maybe Polish, which I guess is the same thing. Hey, I'm an American, what do I know about Asian geography anyway?

Guest 2,602 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 7:20pm

Name	Ellie
My page	Ellie's site..
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/ellie_belly100
Led here by	Web page
Location	East Sussex
Comments	it is infact hilariously funny. It's great! i read through the whole thing instead of doing my english coursework cheers!

Guest 2,601 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 6:18pm

Name	James
Led here by	Magic
Location	I forget...wait...nope, it's gone
Comments	Hey I look stupid now! I hit the refresh button unwittingly resending my post. slaps jis forehead Sorry. It does give me a chance to remember the fact that I wanted to mention that I have these sort of fights with my two best friends. Natasha especially. Sometimes our fights got so long and twisted around we forgot what started it all. Ok, I'm hungry so bye!

Guest 2,600 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 5:59pm

Name	James
Led here by	Magic
Location	I forget
Comments	Great site Mil. Ever since I first found it months ago I have checked every week for updates. What inspired me commenting though was I heard there may actually be a movie coming based on the book? I haven't actually read the book yet since I am in the USA and its not over here yet. I am so eagerly awaiting it I have forgone reading any other book before I read it. Anyways back on topic will there really be a movie coming and if so will we all have the pleasure of seeing you star in it? I'm sure thats a probably a no but you could always see if you could get Courtney Cox to do a steamy sex scene with you to help ou get over your "stage fright". =) Thanks for the great site and your time you put into it and all else that you do.

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