Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,500 to 2,599)

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Guest 2,599 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 4:46pm

Name	Gillian
Led here by	Barry
Location	England
Comments	2,581 must have required a lot of cheek biting, but what about 2,580? No comments to make about that Mil?

Guest 2,598 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 3:15pm

Name	Kym
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Dude, is there anything good about your girlfriend? ........at all?

Guest 2,597 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 2:19pm

Name	Steve
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	UK
Comments	You are a comedy genius!

Guest 2,596 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 11:36am

Name	Kat
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Zealand
Comments	I love the page! I love the relationship - sounds fantastic and fun and like real love, dammit. My man and i are the same - debating/arguing all the time is good for a relationship, it's good for passion. Thanks for sharing this with us. I have joined the mailing list, too, hurrah! And hey, NZ'ers send pictures of their families on/in their christmas cards quite regularly. It's a cute idea, really. Just as long as you're all fully-clothed, of course. Again, hilarious. Thanks a bunch. :)

Guest 2,595 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 2:45am

Name	Caylee
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oregon USA
Comments	I can totally see this happening. Amazingly enough, you two sound a lot like my ex and I when we were going out.. it was great fun! It was nice to have someone to spar with while knowing that in the end it would work out okay. I like your attitude. FYI to all of those who don't speak German; yes turtle and tortise are the same word auf Deutsch - die Schildkröte I know you were all just dying to know that. Probably kept you awake at night didn't it? I know it did me.

Guest 2,594 signed in on Friday, December 13th at 1:42am

Name	Mark Tupper
Led here by	Web page
Location	Guam
Comments	Absolutely side-splitting! I hadn't realized until reading your page that my ex-wife had a twin sister. I suppose they were separated at birth...

Guest 2,593 signed in on Thursday, December 12th at 9:30pm

Name	Ben
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	This is priceless stuff. Hilarious. As for the internet morons being predominantly American, I can only offer this apology: we have a constitutionally egalitarian society, and are therefore legally required to grant our morons access to the internet. I think the English are rather more likely to stockpile them in pubs, for use if war breaks out with Germany or France.

Guest 2,592 signed in on Thursday, December 12th at 8:29pm

Name	Who cares
My page	Who cares
My URL	http://Who cares.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Who cares
Comments	Leave that fucking girl. You both are masochists. Good thing you gave the "e-mail from idiot partner"; fuck you! stop polluting the Internet!

Guest 2,591 signed in on Thursday, December 12th at 12:47am

Name	Marcus
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane, Australia
Comments	Mil, I don't know what to say, except a girlfriend like yours would drive me insane to the point where I would lose all speech capabilities and end up in a mental asylum, drooling and weaving baskets all day.

Guest 2,590 signed in on Wednesday, December 11th at 4:05pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	Mil, I just want you to know that not all Americans brashly send pictures of themselves in Christmas cards. Some of them also send newsletters. It's somewhat of a tradition in my family to read the newsletters out loud and laugh at them, but most people take them seriously. The best include detailed descriptions of exactly how many boy scout badges someone earned, or a detailed schedule of the vacation they took. Now that's narcissism.

Guest 2,589 signed in on Wednesday, December 11th at 1:14pm

Name	boyd
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sweden
Comments	Hysterical. You just need to fix: coup de grâce and: raison d'être

Guest 2,588 signed in on Wednesday, December 11th at 12:11pm

ultimatewarrior of texas sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,587 signed in on Wednesday, December 11th at 9am

Name	wendy
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Gotta side with margret on the family-photos-on-cards thing; that card may save you the embarassment of sending your brother's kids a holiday gift suitable for 4 year olds, when you damn well should have realized they're teenagers now. You also won't win any points when you explain that the story he told you about the cute thing they did last week sure made them sound like 4 year olds...... And yet another reason to marry the woman -- because then they can't force you to testify against her.

Guest 2,586 signed in on Wednesday, December 11th at 3:33am

Name	me
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Washington, D.C.
Comments	This is hilarious, i happen to be a teenage girl in america, but i still am laughing my head off, my dad came downstairs and though i was going crazy, o well i probably am, amyway,this is sooooo funny, bye

Guest 2,585 signed in on Wednesday, December 11th at 3:11am

Name	Cindy
Led here by	Magic
Comments	From a post in a Delphi Forum. Mil...if you ever come to Arizona..I'm buying you a beer.

Guest 2,584 signed in on Tuesday, December 10th at 6:17pm

Name	Faith
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Columbus, Ohio USA
Comments	I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my entire life. I frightened my children, and had to use my asthma puffer. I have a headache now. I'll be back.

Guest 2,583 signed in on Tuesday, December 10th at 4:41pm

Name	Michael (again)
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	HTML percent signs this page no-likey. Mil laughs in the face of W3C and HTML 4.0

Guest 2,582 signed in on Tuesday, December 10th at 4:38pm

Name	Michael
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Northern Ireland
Comments	I think we should be honest here. 99% of the return visits to this guestbook are from people, like me, who scan for bits of red text where Mil has replied. Which are few and far between, these days. Alas, - M. (For info: Just as it's my policy never to edit or delete entries (unless they've accidentally added the same one multiple times) because (a) I believe in free speech and, (b) I enjoy idiots unitentionally exposing themselves as idiots by their idiot words, I fervently try to resist making any comments. The extent to which I keep to this rule even when confronted with entries absolutely begging for a response is, coincidentally, demonstrated by, earlier today, my saying nothing after the entry directly prior to this, Number 2,581. You know, even though it is clearly the work of someone without a clue about anything, ever, who has the shakiest possible grasp of English comprehension and who determinedly ignored all the warnings to read the FAQs - presumably because it was written in the few, snatched moments he had before being captured and returned to a secure mental hospital or travelling side-show - Mil.)

Guest 2,581 signed in on Tuesday, December 10th at 7:52am

Name	Dave
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	dude coolest site ever, your ex girlfriend is a stupid whore, and im glad you figured it out, make her read this thing over and over again...ALL OF IT, peace

Guest 2,580 signed in on Tuesday, December 10th at 5:48am

Name	supah fly
My page	/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USofA
Comments	Why don't you and Margret get married? What is it with you Americans and marriage? You seem to have some kind of confusion that makes a ritual inseparable from the thing it announces. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but if you don't have a funeral, you're still dead, OK? No, we're never going to get married. And we've spent the money it would have cost us on a loft conversion. LMAO...sounds like SOMEONE has a problem with commitment...but...anyway i love the site it's so funny seriously I'd send it to my friends...but I'm lazy

Guest 2,579 signed in on Tuesday, December 10th at 12:33am

Name	shana
Led here by	Search engine
Location	canada
Comments	hilarious

Guest 2,578 signed in on Monday, December 9th at 3:09am

Name	holybratgirl
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	New Hampshire USA
Comments	It was a link in a science forum in Oz. I read it all. I laughed a great deal. I will pass on your page to my 25 yr old son who wanted to know what I was laughing at but couldn't explain. You love each other madly, and her "useless" questions are how she requests attention and affection from you. But you know that. :-) Great stuff. Thanks.

Guest 2,577 signed in on Saturday, December 7th at 11:51pm

Name	Dominike
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ottawa, Canada
Comments	Hilarous web site... very well written and quite original!! PS: You still haven't talked about the famous "Do you love me?" everyone argues so much about...

Guest 2,576 signed in on Saturday, December 7th at 11:28pm

Name	Isabella
Led here by	Web page
Location	Liverpool, England
Comments	just read the page - my computers on the blink so i was in my local library, most embarassing as i laughed out load a couple of times, got lots of funny looks. Wen you sed ur hair was red i dint know you meant RED, i thought maybe u were a ginge or somethin!! i do sympathise - my mother once hid my keys in the salad box in the fridge...apparently because she didnt want anyone to get them if anyone broke into the house!! anyideas? - me neither. loved the page.

Guest 2,575 signed in on Friday, December 6th at 9:02pm

Name	Dan Dragan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	This page and Jerome K. Jerome's novells are now my reference when it come to "english" humour.As a side comment : in Romania we use (i,e. it's a national habit) to make fun of everything , good , or bad, but especially the bad, the same way Mill does.We thought that'll keep our spirit high through troubles...and it did...but then I realized that we have nothing left but the laughing...give it a little thought, eh?

Guest 2,574 signed in on Friday, December 6th at 6:49pm

Name	Harribo
My page	Just me
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/goth/eruditecacophony
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Norwich
Comments	Hmm, i have been reading this page for a while, and still loving every second of it. (that was a particularily funny one) it's nice to pretend to do homework and come on here....good escape from college. well done

Guest 2,573 signed in on Friday, December 6th at 6:08pm

Name	Roger Wallace
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	One of the most enjoyable reads I have had on the internet.

Guest 2,571 signed in on Friday, December 6th at 5:32pm

Name	Lysette
My page	The Sim Universe
My URL	http://members.lycos.co.uk/lysette90
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	Erm, gosh, did you really argue about this many things? This website's great,I love it, it is really funny seeing what people have argued about!

Guest 2,570 signed in on Friday, December 6th at 5:19pm

Name	jobo
Led here by	Web page
Location	london
Comments	Hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha! I couldnt stop,laughing at that picture with all the plants! THanks for cheering me up a lot!

Guest 2,569 signed in on Friday, December 6th at 2:21pm

Name	Sonia
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Not the USA
Comments	How long have we got? I feel compelled to redress the USA vs the World balance here. I am from the rest of the World. Not difficult to find. Just look out of the window (with strong binoculars if in the USA). By the end of this I hope to dispell two long held lies. 1) That lesbians do not have a sense of humour 2)That they have very different relationships than The Straights. Thinking hard about the first one and I know I am going to have a job trying to find the tiniest example to disprove this. Lets just leave it at that. On the second point though, me and my girlfriend are leading some sort of smaller parallel life with the Great Mil and (just open your eyes!)Magret.The week Mil wrote about the tennis table me and my girlfriend were discussing the finer point of mini table tennis. I spat on the bat. She said that meant that I was disqualified and she won. She's from Atherton (Lancs) (frightenly similar to Germany in so many ways. Sonia

Guest 2,568 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at 9:34pm

Name	Jeff
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Colorado
Comments	Margret sounds perfect for me...can i have her number?...j/k...Jeff.

Guest 2,567 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at 6:05pm

Name	Dave Gula
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Newark, Delaware, USA
Comments	Your page has influenced me to employ an Austin Powers accent when regaling friends with tales from my dysfunctional life with Suzanne (my beloved wife). For some reason, distressingly amusing anecdotes about my skewed relationship seem even more humorous when told with a bad British accent. I look forward to more stories which will cause me to spray food all over my keyboard, or to laugh aloud in an empty office, causing passersby to question my mental health.

Guest 2,566 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at 10:35am

Name	BB
My URL	http://www.b3ta.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Still here
Comments	So sorry my server really screwed up. I just hope you have access to delete the two our t of the three etrees previous. I was the server and anything to do with be dropping the keyboard on the floor. Damn you gravity!

Guest 2,565 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at 8:10am

Name	karl
Led here by	Barry
Location	gold coast,australia
Comments	there i sat thinking it was just me.to find out there were other men in the same boat who's women drive them screaming up the f****n wall clawing there hair out.BUT FOR SOME REASON i still love her.Maybe its the thing we love about them.Men love to explore the great unknown and if you have a woman you dont even need to leave the house(EVER).

Guest 2,559 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at 3:24am

Name	BB
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Here
Comments	Mil. Mil you bastard. I have paper cuts!! Paper cuts I tell you. If I was a Septic I'd sue! I'd also over use exclamation marks!!! If Ursula was a real person I'd wish you'd really gone through with all those new abode visits. Seriously I have endless respect for what you have done for yourself and the entire site says to me (you probably want to extract all my ganglions and shove them up my nasal passages) what respect and love you have for Margret. I truely hope that both you and her grow to dotage in blissful disharmony. Your a credit to the human race even though you hhave the worst grip on IT acronyms!

Guest 2,558 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at 2:09am

Name	jackson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Earth
Comments	You poor man. But lets face it, anyone that entertaining must be worth the trouble (depending entirely on your point of view, of course).

Guest 2,557 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at 1:02am

Name	Betty Spoon
Led here by	Magic
Location	Californian (the far northern, not LAified, not subject to quake damage part of the state!)
Comments	Perhaps Margaret should write (and publish!) a "Things Mils and I Have Argued About" book. I'd love to hear about this from her perspective. Then again maybe not, if she has an under-developed sense of humor.

Guest 2,556 signed in on Thursday, December 5th at Midnight

Name	Tim
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Georgia, USA
Comments	Smart, witty, and expertly written!

Guest 2,555 signed in on Wednesday, December 4th at 4:28am

Name	Randy Carstens
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Kettle Falls, Washington
Comments	Really enjoyed your site-I laughed myself silly. I see that humor is a very strong glue keeping you two lovebirds together (kind of a bizarre form of atomic bonding energy). I also see a book is out I will be looking for it in January. PS there is a difference between Canadians and Americans. If we order chips with our meal we expect potato chips, Canadians expect french fries and are astonished when they get potato chips.....I ordered chips didn't I????

Guest 2,554 signed in on Tuesday, December 3rd at 8:08pm

Name	Brad & Sophia
Led here by	Magic
Location	ohio
Comments	Brad - I understand how you can fight and still love her :) it seems like a very simple concept to me. Sophia - This web page is very funny, my boyfriend sees many parallels in my behavior to Margaret's in our own relationship. Brad - I LOVE SOPHIA ;) had to do that keep up the good work on the page.

Guest 2,553 signed in on Tuesday, December 3rd at 8:03pm

Name	Devon Aman
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	livingroom,house,street,island,Florida, USA
Comments	yeah. good. keep up the fighting.and wish me luck 'cause i'm getting married!although you don't know me you should still wish me good luck and come to the wedding. you can be an usher. don't worry about the media. we'll keep this all very "hush-hush" unless ofcourse you want screaming fams all over the place and you picture on the cover of every US tabloid showing you at my wedding. it's up to so long as you come. july 7th, 2003. reply for address.

Guest 2,552 signed in on Tuesday, December 3rd at 7:36am

Name	Mechelle Pryor
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Seattle, Washington
Comments	I stumbled on your page and fell in immediate like with your family and friends. After making my way back to the chair (I laughed so hard I fell off the chair)... I e-mailed my entire family and most of my friends to tell them about you. I promise that I did not share this site with any idiots. Please continue to make us laugh... Mechelle

Guest 2,551 signed in on Monday, December 2nd at 6:37pm

Name	Jason Miller
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canton, Ohio. United States
Comments	You have, by far, one of the funniest sites I have ever had the pleasure of encountering. If it were legal, I would move in with you and Margret and be your Eldest Child. But that would make the First Born jealous, wouldn't it? At any rate, keep up the terrific humor. I love it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It's been so long since I've laughed so hard I've punctured internal organs!!

Guest 2,550 signed in on Monday, December 2nd at 6:32pm

Name	Adam
My page	The Poor Press
My URL	http://members.lycos.co.uk/thepoorpress/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Maidenhead (a town called Virginity)
Comments	This is truly a wonderful find. I have never laughed so much at a website. I laughed so much I have given myself a headache. I am ordering the book right away - hope you enjoy the royalties.

Guest 2,549 signed in on Monday, December 2nd at 5:16pm

Name	Lillian
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	fan bloody tastic we sat here giggling our asses off,I now realise my fella has an easy life and he would probably say I am on par with Margret. Lillian and her friend Jodie

Guest 2,548 signed in on Monday, December 2nd at 12:55pm

Name	Victoria D. Comsa
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Alexandria, Virginia USA
Comments	Great page. I sent it to everyone I know. Please write more!

Guest 2,547 signed in on Sunday, December 1st at 11:13pm

Name	Brock Barrow
My page	Fort Badger
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/my/fortbadger/
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	North Carolina, USA
Comments	I feel a lot better about my two failed marriages now.

Guest 2,546 signed in on Sunday, December 1st at 10:26pm

Name	Kevin
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	points Over there
Comments	You have one of the strongest relationships Ive have ever seen! Anyone who says you two should break up has obviously watched Bridget Jones Diary too many times (or, 'once' as I like to call it).

Guest 2,545 signed in on Sunday, December 1st at 5:19pm

Name	gill
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	england
Comments	hi

Guest 2,544 signed in on Sunday, December 1st at 8am

Name	edi
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	No.........Really!

Guest 2,543 signed in on Sunday, December 1st at 7:51am

Name	Edi
Led here by	Magic
Location	UK (Pronounced Uck!)
Comments	I laughed till the tears rolled down my leg!(Again). Six months ago I was (relatively) normal and didn't know what a computer was. Now I find myself writing this at 7.41am after a night of obsessive site hopping and general mirth. I am truly possessed by the demon. Do you or the poor long suffering Margret have a problem with stalkers...yet? Ha ha,.. no..really!

Guest 2,542 signed in on Saturday, November 30th at 11:46pm

teenage girl sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,541 signed in on Saturday, November 30th at 11:34pm

Name	-
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	^ \| seriously. i am a teenage girl and i can manage to read "this many words" thank you very much!

Guest 2,540 signed in on Saturday, November 30th at 8:25am

Name	ilona
Led here by	Search engine
Location	western australia
Comments	hahaha, i wrote before but as u may have noticed i decided not to share wot i said. dont make such a big deal about it. anyway i loved ur site. dont listen to the others that said ur life is hell and u need a new girl cos margret is my idol. and u seem to love her tons. oh and that obnoxious american kid, ignore him. good on him for knowing what teatime and custard is. although u had explained it to him on the site so it wasnt such a feat.

Guest 2,539 signed in on Saturday, November 30th at 6:55am

Name	You Have No Life
My page	www.getaspoon.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	As far away from this page as possible
Comments	You need help in the most serious way, Doctor Phil would just give up after five minutes of reading all that bullshit.

Guest 2,538 signed in on Friday, November 29th at 12:40pm

Name	Mark
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Dublin
Comments	Very funny site. Keep up the good work. FAQs for Americans, great idea.

Guest 2,537 signed in on Friday, November 29th at 5:26am

Name	Jasmine
My page	Rexie Rabbits
My URL	http://rexierabbits.bravepages.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Melbourne, Australia
Comments	Your site is very amusing. The "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About" page is very funny. It's seems to me your almost sarcastic about her being nuts, when in actual fact she has reason to be. Keep up the good work and good luck to you and Margret.

Guest 2,536 signed in on Wednesday, November 27th at 11:02pm

Name	Rick Player
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Suffolk, UK
Comments	Funny, very funny, are you sure you are not living with my wife, it sounds like it, or are all women irrational to the point of madness, or does that happen after children?

Guest 2,535 signed in on Wednesday, November 27th at 2:04pm

Name	Toril
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	If I ever had to deal with a guy that was so focused on details, that explained them so loooooong and booooring.. I would definately be living alone in stead. Life is just too short!

Guest 2,534 signed in on Wednesday, November 27th at 9:28am

Name	Margaret
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cheney, WA (dinky town on the eastern side of the state)
Comments	This is an absolutely HILARIOUS site!!! I read the "Things my girlfriend and I argue about" web page and laughed so hard... at times I believed that my lungs might just explode. Yes, I followed the warning and read the FAQ, but I wasn't going to ask a question anyway. What I DO want to do is congratulate you on a job well done. It's not easy to maintain a website all by yourself - unless you hate it and think no one sees it (which is, inevitably, what happened to mine). I love it that Margret (which is how you spell it most of the way through the arguments) is the name of your 'girlfriend.' Notice Name Above I'm VERY excited to get your book when it finally comes into the US!!! And I'll most likely make most of my friends read it... although most of them are idiots and wouldn't understand it anyway! Bah. I want to move... Oh, by the way, thanks for the apology on our president. You should see the political cartoons though, WOO WEE!!! They make him into something of a little elf most of the time. Anyway, from an aspiring author/journalist (I love to write) to an accomplished funny man, THANK YOU!! By the way, I believe ALL of the Cali cracks. Most of them are quite idiots.

Guest 2,533 signed in on Tuesday, November 26th at 7:03pm

Name	Starshadow
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Seattle, WA but raised by an Aussie and an American so I know the common language that divides us
Comments	I laughed. Many times. So did my partner--and she doesn't laugh that often at net funnies. BTW, in the photo of Margret, she looks a tad like Jeri Ryan, ("Seven of Nine" on ST-Voyager). I look forward to updates. Also another BTW--watering plants that big in the shower is sensible, though I wouldn't expect a bloke who's not a plant person to understand this, mind you. But your understanding of Californians is spot-on--so don't believe your Californian guestbook signer. They're all mad there--especially southern Californians (and northern CA and southern CA are as two different universes, really.) I should know; I have a sister who lives in southern CA by choice and she's quite mad. (My younger daughter, accidentally exiled to northern CA by circumstances, intends to move back to the great NorthWet of the US as soon as possible, so she's less mad than most.)

Guest 2,532 signed in on Tuesday, November 26th at 10:24am

Name	Lynzi & Emma
My page	I can see my house from here
My URL	http://www.icanseemyhousefromhere.50megs.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Glos. England
Comments	We pity Margaret and are proud to say so on our school's time.

Guest 2,531 signed in on Tuesday, November 26th at 6:44am

Name	Kerry Gleason
My page	Rochesters Best
My URL	http://www.rochestersbest.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Rochester, N.Y.
Comments	Perhaps it's the late hour, but I was filled with giddiness reading your humor. Then, incontinence set in. You are a very funny man.

Guest 2,530 signed in on Tuesday, November 26th at 1:46am

Name	Davo
My page	Dear David - The Online Sexpert
My URL	http://www.deardavid.co.uk
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	YOUKAY
Comments	Hey you mad man you. Nice site you have going on here, took me quite a while to read everything but I can assure you....I laughed atleast once, so your doing a good job, keep it up son.

Guest 2,529 signed in on Tuesday, November 26th at 12:42am

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Oakland, California
Comments	Hey Mil What a great site. I really enjoyed reading it. Your son is adorable. By the way, I'm sixteen, female, and Californian. Neither I nor anybody I know fit any of your silly incorrect views of Americans in general, and Californians more specifically. Especially not your typecast of a sixteen year old californian woman. But that's OK, because my typecast of British people is probably just as incorrect as yours.

Guest 2,528 signed in on Monday, November 25th at 9:03pm

Name	Jo
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA and proud!
Comments	Good day Mil. I was just wondering to get to your FLAT do you have to take a LIFT? Is TEATIME, your favorite meal of the day? What is your favorite kind of PUDDING? Is it CUSTARD, perhaps? How many LOO'S are in your FLAT? Does your son like to play FOOTBALL or perhaps CRICKET? Does he like to eat CHIPS? Just wondering. From, A Clueless American. P.S. I FANCY your site, no really i truly do. P.S.S I'm a STUPID 11 year old American CHEERS :)

Guest 2,527 signed in on Monday, November 25th at 9:03pm

Name	Jo
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA and proud!
Comments	Good day Mil. I was just wondering to get to your FLAT do you have to take a LIFT? Is TEATIME, your favorite meal of the day? What is your favorite kind of PUDDING? Is it CUSTARD, perhaps? How many LOO'S are in your FLAT? Does your son like to play FOOTBALL or perhaps CRICKET? Does he like to eat CHIPS? Just wondering. From, A Clueless American. P.S. I FANCY your site, no really i truly do. P.S.S I'm a STUPID 11 year old American CHEERS :)

Guest 2,526 signed in on Monday, November 25th at 12:01pm

Name	Cakes
Led here by	Barry
Location	Computer lab
Comments	yeah the sites great rah rah rah, but i miss barry and now im sad :(

Guest 2,525 signed in on Monday, November 25th at 10:18am

Name	Miami
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Netherlands
Comments	Get a new girlfriend dude. She sounds like a colossal pain in the arse. Your life sounds like a living hell to me. Or get a years supply of valium.

Guest 2,524 signed in on Monday, November 25th at 7:38am

Name	Sue
My URL	http://www.sue.frankstonorthopaedics.com.au
Led here by	Magic
Location	Down Under we speak 'strine, similar to English and generally regarded as part of the English speaking world, for some long lost, obscure reason
Comments	Thank you a million times for providing me with the perfect present for (I don't want anything for my birthday or Christmas)AKA my brother/boss, who will now spend his holiday week in laughter therapy with your book (and goodness knows he needs it). Then it will be my turn, will I survive? I nearly split my sides with laughter when I read your work (at work), my brother/boss put your site on my "Favorites" site so I guess that means he does not mind me laughing instead of working.Keep them coming.

Guest 2,523 signed in on Monday, November 25th at 3:32am

Name	B
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	The Things are so excruciatingly addicting. I find myself chanting, "One more! Just one more before I peel my melting eyes away from the monitor." You can imagine how well that works out. By habit, I'm tempted to say something along the lines of, "Say 'hi' to Margret for meee" but I'll refrain...on the grounds it might become another Argument Thing, hmm? ;]

Guest 2,522 signed in on Monday, November 25th at 2:24am

ilona of western australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,521 signed in on Sunday, November 24th at 9:05pm

Name	Paul
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	Read the book and it was fantastic, definately worth buying, after finishing The Godfather, it was nice to read a fun book that is full of laughs!!! (even if the ending is a bit dissapointing)

Guest 2,520 signed in on Sunday, November 24th at 7:16pm

Name	Analisa
Led here by	Web page
Location	Trinidad & Tobago ... in the Caribbean
Comments	very funny stuff, psycho & cute at the same time. love your sarcasm....may make use of it with future ex-boyfriends :)

Guest 2,519 signed in on Sunday, November 24th at 1:48pm

Name	merlaan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Northern California
Comments	>(By the way, if you're a Wacky >Californian who was all set to write me >... I tend not to take advice - 'consider >the source', right? - about life from >people who choose to live on a massive >earthquake faultline.) As opposed to, say, a country whose royal family is the House of Windsor? Muahahahah! I'll take the earthquakes, thanks very much. Only I see you get earthquakes too. Seriously, though, I enjoyed your "Things my girlfriend and I have argued about" page. My late mother was named Margaret, she was 5/8 German, and she was about 5/8 as irrational as your girlfriend. I think the two factors are not unrelated (see ARMSTRONG-JONES, Margaret Rose, née Windsor).

Guest 2,518 signed in on Sunday, November 24th at 12:35am

Name	charlie-jimbus-bob
Led here by	Web page
Location	glasgow
Comments	stop insulting as teenagers. im gonna buy ure book bye the way and you're incredibly funny and i READ THE WHOLE THING for your info and im 15! keep up wit the argueing!you are a great old man my friends say you'll be the old man they'll sleep with if they had to sleep with one!

Guest 2,517 signed in on Sunday, November 24th at 12:07am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	you two rock. my Mom's French and my Dad's Dutch, and although opposite in every fathomable aspect, they couldn't be more perfect for each other, just like the two of you. peace and love and good vibes M + M! i love reading all about your little spats. ha! enjoy it. it's part of the good stuff life is made of.

Guest 2,516 signed in on Saturday, November 23rd at 11:35pm

Name	Kelly Lightle
My page	Poetry and Death- The good things in life.
My URL	http://death_angel45.tripod.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Fankfort, Kentucky
Comments	I love this site! YOur girlfriend seems annoying and hilarios! Just one thing....does she KNOW about this website? Ha ha, she might change her ways if she did....lol.

Guest 2,515 signed in on Saturday, November 23rd at 8:02pm

Name	ruth
Led here by	Magic
Location	im american, but i wish i was canadian, even though apparently we are one and the same, so i guess it's all good anyway, right?
Comments	Once I stopped shaking from laughter, I decided to sign your guestbook, because 1, i have nothing better to do, and 2, you're incredibly funny. And upon seeing that picture of you with bright red hair, i've decided that you are the epitome of hotness, & margaret is super-lucky. later

Guest 2,514 signed in on Saturday, November 23rd at 2:51am

Name	Alan Weir
My page	baws bag
My URL	http://http://mysite.freeserve.com/baws_bag
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Scotland
Comments	Thank God for Margaret Mil, I've been a visitor for many months and I've just joined your mailing list... believe it or not I found you're site when someone thought I was YOU! It's the funniest thing I've ever read, thanks for all the laughs...

Guest 2,513 signed in on Friday, November 22nd at 11:51pm

Name	JEHNIFER
Led here by	Magic
Location	Massachusettes USA
Comments	I fell into this website, and I'm truly glad that I did.. it made me laugh terribly hard.. I had to sit and think if I had those very same arguments with my "significant" other.. upon asking him.. he readily agreed and that in itself started an argument, which mind you has now been going on for the past 3 days... funny how things get thrown in .. somehow.. my arguing and the fact that I wash my hair in the kitchen sink have be managed to leap into the same..argument...anyhow.. thanks for the fun!!

Guest 2,512 signed in on Friday, November 22nd at 10:57pm

Name	Carol
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	USA
Comments	This has been great fun. Cheers to you and Margret. Glad to hear that you don't hate all Americans. I don't either.

Guest 2,511 signed in on Friday, November 22nd at 10:45pm

Name	mwb
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	where'd my percent symbol go?

Guest 2,510 signed in on Friday, November 22nd at 10:43pm

Name	mwb
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	top read! i can relate up to 50but your missus is beyond my universal scope...

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Guest 2,508 signed in on Thursday, November 21st at 6:32pm

Name	Keri
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	wonderfully delightful diatribe - will forward this to as many people as I can, who will most undoubtedly annoy you with their in-depth, psychologically/mornically adept comments, to which, hopefully, you will reply with your acerbic wit, presenting me with even more 'wonderfully delightful diatribe'...

Guest 2,507 signed in on Thursday, November 21st at 5:53pm

Name	Amy
My page	??
My URL	http://???????
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	Wow, your soooo funny. I mean really. I laughed so hard I almost cryed, well not really, but close. This site is so good I'm tempted to keep it all to myself. Post some pix of you, and give your adorable son a kiss for me. PLEASE for the love of god never mistake a Canadian for an American. It's embarassing just to share a border with those idiots.

Guest 2,506 signed in on Thursday, November 21st at 4:11pm

Name	Jackie Pieterick
My page	Being Bad
My URL	http://pers-www.wlv.ac.uk/~6928
Led here by	Magic
Location	a parallel universe, or so my boyfriend tells me
Comments	Thanks for signing my copy of your book last Saturday. BTW, Mark Whitehouse (the long-haired wannabe hippy artist who introduced you to Margret?) sends his regards(although when I tell him you haven't given him an honourable mention in your FAQs about his role in how you two met, he might not regard you so highly the next time your name comes up at the Bruford Arms ;^).

Guest 2,505 signed in on Wednesday, November 20th at 10:36pm

Name	Tim Stevenson
My page	My Random Stuff
My URL	http://www.personal.leeds.ac.uk/~scs2tds
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	North (the nice bit of) England
Comments	Did Margret find the nail scissors? oh, and are (either of) you mad?

Guest 2,504 signed in on Wednesday, November 20th at 5:51pm

Name	ivan
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	Hey Millington: Well, I'm just wasting my time here since I know you don't read the guestbook anymore. You should have kept Margret's real name instead of naming her "Ursula" in the book. Ursula is a horrible name (unless the person is an actress, a supermodel, or a MP), while Margret is a great name full of personality and character. Now, pel is OK to refer to yourself. Both "pel" and "mil" do not convey anything and they seem more like a pet's name rather than human's. So, in that sense, both names fit the character very well.

Guest 2,503 signed in on Wednesday, November 20th at 3:41am

Name	Tracey
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fresno, California
Comments	As a wacky American living on the faultline, I truly enjoyed your page. I had to read every drop of it. There is a little Margret in every woman, but hopefully she owns 99% of the stock.

Guest 2,502 signed in on Tuesday, November 19th at 9:01pm

Name	Billy Bob Stewart
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	How does a Tennessee mother know when her daughter has her first period? Her son's dick tastes different.

Guest 2,501 signed in on Tuesday, November 19th at 8:42pm

Name	claire
My page	yeh
My URL	http://yeh!
Led here by	Magic
Location	london
Comments	i duno wot to rite, and no i aint american!!! :) byee! xx gud luck marg!

Guest 2,500 signed in on Tuesday, November 19th at 7:33pm

Name	Stephane
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada (part of the english speaking world)
Comments	Apart from some of the childish posts in the guestbook I found your site refreshingly humourous. You had me laughing the whole time (I hope this was the purpose of the page if not OOPS!) It's nice to see something off of the norm. Good luck in the future.

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