Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,300 to 2,399)

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Guest 2,399 signed in on Thursday, October 31st at 1:54am

Name	Ethelred the Perplexed
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	"let's me know I'm a fool" "it's raison d'etre" Agh! Mil! Mil! (I just wrote to you, Ethelred, apologising for those unforgivable typos, the understandable distress they must have caused you and lamenting the shame that they have brought not just to me, but my family, my friends and England as a whole. However, your address doesn't work. - Mil.)

Guest 2,398 signed in on Wednesday, October 30th at 10:57pm

Name	black j
My page	TEMPLE OF BLACK JESUS
My URL	http://www.templeofblackjesus.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	SA
Comments	40oz for everyone!

Guest 2,397 signed in on Wednesday, October 30th at 9:23pm

Name	Shannon Spranza
My URL	http://spranza.diaryland.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I love the way you write! I laughed so hard at times, I almost wet myself! And, just for the record, that's not a good thing. You are hysterically funny!

Guest 2,396 signed in on Wednesday, October 30th at 8:29pm

Name	djboutie
My URL	http://www.goatse.cx
Led here by	Barry
Location	the outer ring of uranus
Comments	and i think to myself, what a wonderful world...

Guest 2,395 signed in on Wednesday, October 30th at 9:49am

Name	Wayne Shepley
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Here
Comments	That poor, poor woman. You should be ashamed of yourself Mil.

Guest 2,394 signed in on Wednesday, October 30th at 6:15am

Name	Timothy Murphrey
Led here by	Web page
Location	Alaska
Comments	Ahhh, you poor bastard.

Guest 2,393 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 10:05pm

Name	sharon wozniak
My page	none yet-will after this!!
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Birmingham??
Comments	Havent stopped laughing 4 dayzzzz-thank-you!!! Now ive bought the book and im sure if you were to produce a t-shirt and duvet cover i would purchase that also! Even considering being a saddo and producing the WOMANS side of things!!!!!

Guest 2,392 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 9:04pm

Name	Donald Parks
My page	iPlayOutside
My URL	http://www.iPlayOutside.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	West Virginia, USA
Comments	Thanks for a great read! Your humor is not lost on me... "Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the solutions."

Guest 2,391 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 3:05pm

Name	Gerald Richmond
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	East Coast
Comments	I had to stop half way down,Thank You for letting me know that my life isnt all that bad

Guest 2,390 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 10:56am

Name	Klinger
My page	HEEEEEEERE'S Johnnie!!
My URL	http://beam.to/stankhoe
Led here by	Web page
Location	California
Comments	She Opreates the turn signal while you're driving??? Man you need to put your foot in that bitch's ass! (knee deep)Actually you needed to do that a long time ago.

Guest 2,389 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 10:07am

Name	Joshua
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA, United States Marine Corps
Comments	First off, I have to say that this site is great. I was nearly in tears the entire time I read this. I have pretty much the same sarcastic sense of humor as you do, so I can definately appreciate the humor. Second, I admire the relationship that you and your girlfriend have. You two have been together long enough to realize the small flaws that each of you have, but you also realize that these things are small. I consider the two of you to be role models for all couples.

Guest 2,388 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 4:52am

Name	Lindsay Bowden
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	I completely and utterly dispise the internet but this is the best site ive ever been too! Your a genius.

Guest 2,387 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 2:58am

Name	Cathy Yetman
Led here by	Web page
Location	Nova Scotia, Canada
Comments	Hey Mil, I was wondering if you could drop me an email and let me know if your book is for sale in Canada. I know you said it's not available in the States until 2003, but I wasn't sure if it was the same for Canada or not...thanks.

Guest 2,386 signed in on Tuesday, October 29th at 2:25am

Name	Amanda
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Kansas, USA
Comments	Beautiful romance, wish the same for my boyfriend and self.

Guest 2,385 signed in on Monday, October 28th at 4:55pm

Name	Richard Wood
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Swansea
Comments	I've read this site a million times before, but it never loses anything. I've also just bought the accompanying book (I work at Waterstone's) and thought you may or may not like to know that a) it was great and b) it's selling very well. Hoorah!

Guest 2,384 signed in on Monday, October 28th at 3:02pm

Name	Charmaine
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Manchester
Comments	What a wicked site. Spent most of the working day reading it. This is without a dout English humor between men and women.

Guest 2,383 signed in on Monday, October 28th at 1:37pm

Name	Kev Day
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Manchester - UK
Comments	What makes this all so painfully, excruciatingly funny - it's so much like my life, and I never wrote any of it down. I think it must constitute therapy! Perhaps I'll try it. Especially poignant - the TV remote, sitting down to watch a movie, unidentifiable crap hanging from every surface. The list goes on and on.

Guest 2,382 signed in on Monday, October 28th at 1:22pm

Name	Judith
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London, UK
Comments	Am German girlfriend of English partner and have for the past year or so enjoyed your Guardian column. Only found out about this site this morning proceeded to spent a couple of hours of my employers time on it. Just read some of the comments below and saw that some people reacted with incredulity. Maybe it takes being in a cross-cultural relationship (ours has lasted nearly 8 years so far) but if you ever need someone to support your version of events I am sure my partner will be more than happy to oblige. Incidentally, have you never had the "I don't know why the English can't have electricity sockets in their bathroom" argument? Seems like one to good to miss on a site like this.

Guest 2,381 signed in on Monday, October 28th at 5:37am

psychologist, mother, wife, sometime bitch (not necessarily in that order) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,380 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 11:49pm

Name	Sheri
My page	Where Warriors Dream
My URL	http://www.wherewarriorsdream.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Seattle, WA USA
Comments	While I dabbled a bit once before when edged on by a friend, I thought it was just one of those "cute" pages people make to vent. Upon return, (And due to the lack of other hobbies which make my life seem more fulfilling at this very moment) I sat here and read everything. This is great. Of course, I showed my boyfriend this page and, while we laughed, we immediately began to argue. me: See, I'm not so hard to live with. him: Hmm.. me: I'm no where near that Margret woman.. him: You're right, I -could- have it worse.. UHG. Of course, he didn't see that, despite all the humor and ranting, you do love your girlfriend (Which I wish there were more photos of her so I could picture the involvement described a bit better). In any case, it was a wonderful read, and I will definitely purchase your book once available in America. You have a great narrative gift, and quite a talent at writing. Keep it up. Also, best of luck to you and Margret.

Guest 2,379 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 8:54pm

Name	rhi
My page	yes
My URL	http://hmm
Led here by	Magic
Location	the world
Comments	y r u still with her and ur funny, the toilets were nice

Guest 2,378 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 8:11pm

Name	Jenny Carson
Led here by	Magic
Location	The one with the moron president.
Comments	Your site is hilarious. True or not, it's funny as hell, so thanks for the entertainment.

Guest 2,377 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 7:12pm

Name	Jeremy Wilson
My page	Fights with my brother
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/jerwilns/intro.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Switzerland
Comments	You think you have trouble with your girlfriend? I have double the trouble with my brother and he is only 10 years old, and I am 12. But I got my revenge and you can read about it on my site at http://www.geocities.com/jerwilns/intro.html I haven't had to put up with him quite as long as you have margeret, but 10 years is more than i can bear.

Guest 2,376 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 6:28pm

Name	Kay Dowling
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Bristol
Comments	My boyfriend has just dumped me so I went out and bought your new book (10.99 by Hodder - a snip!) and it's the first time I've laughed out loud in a month - except for when I opened my payslip. I now feel healthy enough to throw the razor blades away. Hooray! Cheers Mil.

Guest 2,375 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 5:11pm

Name	Joanna McMonnies
My page	www.paulmcmonnies.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	South of England
Comments	Why did you ask me to read the FAQ's first ? Reading them hasn't made a lick of difference to what I'm going to say. I like your page, I enjoyed reading the "Things" section more than I've enjoyed reading anything online for a good while. But you are clearly mad, Ken Russell is a genius and I treasure his films. Look, I've just got another messgae about the FAQ's when I tried to post this. Can you please explain why?

Guest 2,374 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 2:33pm

Name	kam
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	somerset (yeah, cider and oo-arr)
Comments	First, I'd like to propose that idiots are banned from signing your guestbook. They just don't get it. Great site! -does Margaret have her own online version of events?

Guest 2,373 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 1:58pm

Name	Carla
My page	Pluto Queen - Ruler of her own Planet wooohooo!
My URL	http://www.queenofpluto.vze.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Brisbane Australia
Comments	ok well that was boring. I thought something really out of this world would happen if I didn't read the FAQs first. I'm so disappointed that I don't like your site anymore. P.S. I think u should dump her .. I'm another 22 yo girl with black hair.. take me instead lol (see - I did read the FAQ!)

Guest 2,372 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 1:52pm

Name	Carla
My page	Pluto Queen - Ruler of her own Planet wooohooo!
My URL	http://www.queenofpluto.vze.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Brisbane Australia
Comments	I wasn't planning to sign the guestbook until I saw the comment about reading the FAQ. So I didn't read it, just to see what happens.

Guest 2,371 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 12:55pm

Name	Nicholas Stevenson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The real world.
Comments	I see you are selling a book. Good, good. Although in light of that, I'd question whether any of this ludicrous drivel could even remotely be true.

Guest 2,370 signed in on Sunday, October 27th at 5:52am

Name	Kat
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane, Australia
Comments	Just spent the best part of my sunday having a good read of that and having a laugh :) Great to see you're both still happy and together ...

Guest 2,369 signed in on Saturday, October 26th at 6:55pm

Name	Felix
My page	MFTCM
My URL	http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/405/medication_for_the_common_.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Jersey, USA
Comments	Brilliant. Most relationships I know of have dissolved after two or three of incidents like this.

Guest 2,368 signed in on Saturday, October 26th at 3:20am

Name	casey
Led here by	Search engine
Location	sc
Comments	ok i made a typo, but anyways thats besides the point..do what your told and you wont get any grief..

Guest 2,367 signed in on Saturday, October 26th at 3:15am

Name	f u
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	well i think , your completly stupid and should have had something good about your girl friend..besides being such a pig..HELLO we are woman , we put up with your dumb asses now dont we? so you best get on your tip toes and serve are every needs you damn bastard lo.sorry if i was really mean but you sums of bitches dont get no sort of respect to woman which is truly pathetic....peace.

Guest 2,366 signed in on Friday, October 25th at 6:48pm

Name	life
My page	whatever
My URL	http://gogetalife.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	fuctard's ville with you
Comments	get a life you fucktard

Guest 2,365 signed in on Friday, October 25th at 5:21pm

psychologist, mother, wife, sometime bitch (not necessarily in that order) of USA (though I am the Canadien version of an American) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,364 signed in on Friday, October 25th at 3:09pm

Name	Marika
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Larne, Northern Ireland
Comments	I laughed my arse off at this, and naturally an earthquale would be a mans fault, why would you think otherwise? One small question, do either of you ever think that your children might grow up argumentative as a result of living in this environment. I am not American, but get her some therapy !!!

Guest 2,363 signed in on Friday, October 25th at 10:39am

Name	SARA WOLCHOVER
Led here by	Barry
Comments	MY BOYFRIEND THINKS YOU'RE WRITING ABOUT US BUT I TOLD HIM - I WANTED AN ANT FARM.

Guest 2,362 signed in on Friday, October 25th at 12:21am

Name	Sharon Tapp
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brisbane, Australia
Comments	Thanks for keeping me up for a good portion of the night. My children thank you for causing Mummy to say "Get your own breakfast. Yes, have lollies and potato crisps if you want, I am reading". I feel so........normal........rational.......not German!!! Good on ya, Mil. You're my personal God!!!

Guest 2,361 signed in on Thursday, October 24th at 8:05pm

Name	Dawn C
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ohio USA
Comments	An absolutely fascinating site...it makes me appreciate my boyfriend so much more now!! : )

Guest 2,360 signed in on Thursday, October 24th at 3:45pm

Name	Scott L.
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Washington DC
Comments	After a recent knockdown dragout fight with my significant other, I did a search for other "insane girlfriends" on the web. Misery loves company and so I found your page. I have not stopped kissing my girl's ass since. I hope you live. Enjoyed the read, Scott ps. We love the English.

Guest 2,359 signed in on Thursday, October 24th at 3:14pm

Name	bonnie walsh
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	boston, ma usa
Comments	strange page, but the questions about you and margret breaking up are valid, and you act like people are complete idiots for suggesting it, think about being an outsider reading this page, what would be your first reaction? ...incredibly entertaining by the way : )

Guest 2,358 signed in on Thursday, October 24th at 12:35pm

Name	Alan Young
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Shetland
Comments	Found site from back of your book, which i am reading just now. Love your column in the Guardian.

Guest 2,357 signed in on Thursday, October 24th at 10:19am

Name	miel
My page	www.noodniksanonymous.blogspot.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UNITED STATES...I describe myself as an estadounidense rather than as an 'American' (I assume you aren't referring to Mexicans as 'Americans'? Not the same, whatever you might say about Canadians...
Comments	My offensive friend, I realize that with 1,000,000+ visitors this can hardly be an original comment. I think that the weight of numbers may make some difference however. Thus, I would like to add my name to the list of people who have undoubtedly said: It's you. You are insufferable. I can give you a number of examples to illustrate your lack of tolerance, your grating smugness, your desire to see insanity where there is merely charming whimsy. For example, to ask 'where?' when someone claims to be cold is perfectly intelligible. Many things give the true nature of things away (i.e., Margaret's perfect rationality and your insufferability) but I'd say your prose style is the real tip off for those of us out here. Still, you are happy and for that I am glad. I am a person who loves bitter conflict myself and so I wish you both all the best. Yours truly, Hera

Guest 2,356 signed in on Wednesday, October 23rd at 11:58pm

Name	rebecca
Led here by	Magic
Location	the fence, london, W1
Comments	i note with much wailing and gnashing of teeth the magazine column has drawn to a close. have you run out of things to argue about?

Guest 2,355 signed in on Wednesday, October 23rd at 9:16pm

Name	Lyn
My page	n/a
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Warwickshire,England
Comments	just started on the book, got as far as the acknowledgements page, 3rd paragraph, made me giggle out loud - looking forward to the rest of it.Website is brill but must get back to the book while my other half is engrossed in the footie on the TV!

Guest 2,354 signed in on Wednesday, October 23rd at 3:42pm

Name	andrew
Led here by	Search engine
Location	spain
Comments	But she's such a babe!

Guest 2,353 signed in on Wednesday, October 23rd at 12:23am

Name	ellie
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Web page
Location	australia
Comments	it's sooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooososososososososososososo funny , keep up the great work god bless, ellie

Guest 2,352 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 11:05pm

Name	vicki
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	stourbridge,west midlands
Comments	I think your web page is fantastic , so true to life,are all men and women the same then ?

Guest 2,351 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 9:39pm

Name	Anna Yankee
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Virginia, when at school, Chicago, when at home
Comments	Well, I'm glad you don't hate Americans, because most of the time, I certainly do. And please ignore the fact that my last name is "Yankee", my family is from Norway and America seems to have a problem with its "silly, Scandanavian pronounciation". That being said, I don't think I've ever read/heard of/encountered a relationship as perfect in all respects as your's and your girlfriend's. Except to say that my ex has decided to label me as suffering from some "cousin form of Margret Syndrome mixed in with being a redhead". Still not sure if this is good or bad. It teaches me to date a psychology major, much less, an Irish one. It certainly isn't my fault that I'm a redhead and have my very own set of rules for everything and can find ways to entertain myself (mostly to everyone else's annoyance and extreme personal pain) with the littlest things. And I'd just like to point out that every question can indeed be answered with "Absolutely, do you accept pork?". I don't think he really understand the hilarity of the response as well as I did. But it made sense to me. But alas, I digress. And I know I have a point in here, somewhere. Its just going to take me a minute to find me...or it....or both. Anyways, wonderful site, really. Absolutely hysterical. And I thought I was the only one who thought mussels looked a bit like clitorises...or is it clitorisi? In any event, I digress again. The point is, I really enjoy your site. Hmmm....that's a bit anti-climatic, isn't it?

Guest 2,350 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 8:18pm

Name	CAT
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	I see a movie being made from this site ... starring Hugh Grant and Cameron Diaz.

Guest 2,349 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 6:55pm

Name	james
Led here by	Barry
Location	(E-mail address, missing the point)
Comments	the icon of your girlfriend/EVIL DEMON MONSTER on your site is utterly inspired. congratulations. j.

Guest 2,348 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 6:37pm

Name	Ioana
My page	working on it
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Munich, Germany
Comments	...out of all the rubbish he e-mails me dayly (like "buy beer and put it in the fridge") best link he sent so far. German married to American, both corrupted by living 7 years in London (how's that for potential arguements?)

Guest 2,347 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 6:27pm

Name	Connor
Led here by	Barry
Comments	U two should split up. Like, now. NOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest 2,346 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 4:59pm

Name	Alex Oram
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	I had to catch the train to work this morning because I couldn't find my car keys (which I swear my girlfriend had last) - This was despite the fact that my son Joe (aged 1) was desperately trying to help me look by grabbing any dangerous items that I inadvertantly threw to the floor to try and kill himself with. I took the opportunity to start your book, which my girlfriend bought me last week, and the first few pages had me in fits. I couldn't put it down and would recommend it to anyone (although obviously I won't lend it to them - royalties and all) ...I think she must have bought it for me to show how patient she is...her choice of present isn't something we are going to argue about anyway

Guest 2,345 signed in on Tuesday, October 22nd at 1:23pm

Tom Holmes of York, UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,344 signed in on Monday, October 21st at 9:42pm

Name	Nicci
Led here by	Web page
Location	Athens, Tx
Comments	This page is great I must have spent 2 or 3 hours reading the whole thing. Amazing as it seems I believe you have a symbiotic relationship. I can't wait for the updates

Guest 2,343 signed in on Monday, October 21st at 8:55pm

Name	John Atkinson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	St Annes Lancashire
Comments	Oh my never laughed so much in ages so very very funny (even though my girlfriend threatened to batter me if i referred any of it to her). Keep up the goodwork mil best laugh i have had in ages.

Guest 2,342 signed in on Monday, October 21st at 1:37pm

nick lezard of London sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,341 signed in on Sunday, October 20th at 6:58pm

Name	Kirsty Allan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Edinburgh, Scotland
Comments	hi, just wanted to say that your page has really cheered me up on a dreary scotish sunday! im a pathetic person who actually sat and read your page for two hours non stop...well almost non stop..but my eyes got blurry and i couldnt focus...anyways, keep up the good work.

Guest 2,340 signed in on Sunday, October 20th at 6:35pm

Name	Jonna
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Huntington Beach, CA USA
Comments	I have never laughed so hard .. I have sent this link to all my friends and co workers ... Now I get the idea of what to use a home page for ... very very funny ....

Guest 2,339 signed in on Sunday, October 20th at 5:35pm

Name	weirdstop
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	i had nothing to do for an hour or so. waded through a load of drivelling about this guy and a maniacle wife. best couple of hours i ever spent reading! my eyes watered and my sides were splitting i willbe back for some more thanks mil-you really cheered me up

Guest 2,338 signed in on Sunday, October 20th at 4:59pm

Name	ekauf_2006
Led here by	Web page
Location	America
Comments	This was the funniest thing that i have ever read!!!!! But of course i am nothing like her!!! As i read the other comments and realized that most people who stummbled onto this site had to take more than one visit to read the entire thing. I on the other hand have no life and it took me but one visit to laugh my way through the page.

Guest 2,337 signed in on Sunday, October 20th at 9:26am

Name	Yousorrymon
My page	Yousorrymoncomix&Anime Co.
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/anime3/yousorrymon2
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Houston TX
Comments	I spent several weeks reading this page in the morning until I finally got the bottom. Then I read it again. It's great. Please keep updating and please visit my site. I link to you!

Guest 2,336 signed in on Sunday, October 20th at 2:20am

Name	heather
My page	don't have one yet
My URL	http://none yet
Led here by	Web page
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	I have to tell you I love this site. I have never laughed so hard. I had to wonder if it was real or not but I can see it possible. Even though there is so much fighting I can see love. I wish you lots of luck in the future:-)P.S From the pictures you have on your site I have to tell you you have adorable children.

Guest 2,335 signed in on Saturday, October 19th at 9:17pm

Name	Brummie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Birmingham Uk
Comments	Loved it. Your writing style is very much like another Midlander who was in his prime exactly 100 years ago ... Jerome K. Jerome of "Three Men in a Boat" fame.

Guest 2,334 signed in on Saturday, October 19th at 9:12pm

Name	Reverend Brian DiBonaventure
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	United States...or some close facsimile
Comments	This is in response to your FAQ...what you said about Americans...being one myself...I just want to say that the wankers that I share this country with are hardly a MINORITY...and pleaes...don't apologize about our president...that should be our job...fucking wanker coke addict drunk moronic little bitch!

Guest 2,333 signed in on Saturday, October 19th at 8:30pm

Name	Mary
Led here by	Magic
Location	Las Vegas, NV
Comments	Hands down, best homepage I've stumbled across so far. I've sent the link to all my friends here in America, which sadly amounts to only three. No wonder I find your life fascinating. I really need to get out more.

Guest 2,332 signed in on Saturday, October 19th at 7:38pm

Name	poo
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/poononga1
Led here by	Search engine
Location	uk leeds
Comments	remember the man is always correct but sometimes we prettend we are not so that our girls feel good about thier selves, thats consideration.

Guest 2,331 signed in on Saturday, October 19th at 5:16pm

Name	Sean Foster
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wirral, England
Comments	I now have a new outlook on my own reationship with my girlfriend. It's a glen of tranquility. Although I have to say, you don't seem to have the chance to get bored. Great site.

Guest 2,330 signed in on Saturday, October 19th at 1:02pm

Name	Koro
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Utter quality, well written & extremely funny. I found something finally that I've spent time reading on the internet! Even if it is slight voyerish!

Guest 2,328 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 11:05pm

Name	James
Led here by	Barry
Location	California, USA
Comments	It took 3 separate visits, but I finally finished reading the page(too much time in front of a computer screen tends to wear). How fascinating it must be in your house! A bit hazardous, true, but never a dull moment, eh? Looking forward to the book being released in the US. Thank you for sharing your experiences, and love to you both...coming from a Californian American male, take that as you wish.

Guest 2,327 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 9:44pm

Julie Nall of Denver, CO sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,326 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 9:16pm

Name	Chad
My page	A website about nothing
My URL	http://mysite.freeserve.com/dudewhatever/
Led here by	Magic
Location	San Diego, CA
Comments	One hell of a website. Everyone in my office is still laughing.

Guest 2,325 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 3:50pm

Name	Pervert
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	What waste of fucking Web space. You clearly are a nob jocky of the highest rank. One suggestion: Delete

Guest 2,324 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 1:03pm

Name	Gwen Irving
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	HULL, UK
Comments	I remember why I got a divorce now. Obviously didn't have your 'staying power'.

Guest 2,323 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 11:56am

Name	chris Ravenhill
My page	what!!!
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	wales
Comments	It's all so real... Like the hair. Books good as well.

Guest 2,322 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 9:43am

Name	Melissa Chance
Led here by	Search engine
Location	High Point North Carolina USA
Comments	You make me laugh...Thank you for letting me know I am not the only person on earth that argues with my mate like that...also Love the apoligize page...it is too funny! Thanks again and please keep on typing this stuff!

Guest 2,321 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 2:46am

Name	Mean Mr. Mustard
My page	Not Available
Led here by	Barry
Location	Across The Universe
Comments	Yes, My Friend Showed Me This Website, And I Must Say Those Adventures Of Yours Are Quite The Reading Material. P.S. Barry Hasn't Been Talking To Me That Much Anymore! Maybe You Should Call Him, Because Sometimes, I'm Like Is Barry There? And Everyone's Like No, Barry Isnt Here.

Guest 2,320 signed in on Friday, October 18th at 1:50am

Name	Stuart Brereton
Led here by	Barry
Location	Birmingham, England
Comments	Well i saw this site on Central News the other day, 1) Great Hair cut Mil! 2) Thanks for the MANY hours of enjoyment that this site has brought to me while on night shift... infact we were only commenting on how cool it would be if this was a film. Keep it up, and congrats on still being together!

Guest 2,319 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 11:06pm

Name	Ann
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Wow! This is the most hilarious site I've ever seen in my life! It's amazing that you are still together! Go on! Great site!! :D

Guest 2,318 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 10:51pm

Name	Steve Coquet
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Camas, Washington, USA
Comments	I followed a link from Paul Schindler's blog. And thanks for your simpathy about his illigitimacy, our Pres. He does seem to go outof his way to make us all look like overbearing fools.

Guest 2,317 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 7:43pm

Name	Secret
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Its amazing how you can still want to be with someone even if they treat you badly... it happens to everyone.

Guest 2,316 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 5:41pm

Name	James A. Frame
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Vancouver, Washington
Comments	I am so damned well adjusted and normal and have never had a disagreement with my wife that I believe I'm in the moron category, but I find all of this hilarious and don't want to miss a future word. Keep 'em (future words) coming.

Guest 2,315 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 5:32pm

Jamie of Lexington, KY - USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,314 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 3:35pm

Name	Chris
My page	Chris's Pages
My URL	http://www.compsoc.man.ac.uk/~explo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Manchester,England
Comments	Reading through all this has cheered my afternoon immensely... I have such sympathy. Wonderful writing, keep on going! PS - Manchester's calmed down a lot since they banned the street-corner Uzi sellers...

Guest 2,313 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 2:51pm

Name	Marilena Thøgersen
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Denmark
Comments	Weird page... people write about the darnest things in the internet, but that's the purpose perhaps... keep up the good work!

Guest 2,312 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 12:54pm

Name	Jude
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	MAGICCCCC!!!! ... I think I love you :)

Guest 2,311 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 8:43am

vivek of on earth sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,310 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 3:02am

Name	as
My page	ali
Led here by	Search engine
Location	iran
Comments	i love

Guest 2,308 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 1:34am

Name	Elaine
My page	Save Elaine
My URL	http://www.SaveElaine.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Phoenix
Comments	It's not (address with falsebit in), it's (unprotected address missing the point) :)

Guest 2,307 signed in on Thursday, October 17th at 1:31am

Name	Elaine
My page	Save Elaine
My URL	http://www.SaveElaine.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Phoenix
Comments	I love to argue, but I don't have a boyfriend :(

Guest 2,306 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 10:40pm

Name	me
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	none
Comments	nice site, very funny but even me and my siblings don't fight as much, maybe you should get some proffesional help, a relasionship counsolor would be good.

Guest 2,305 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 7:52pm

Name	kristy
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	sunshinecoast.australia
Comments	i just sat here for 2 hours and read everything from start to finish.she sounds so funny(in some ways reminds me of myself).you sound patient.

Guest 2,304 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 7:14pm

Name	Rob
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Midlands
Comments	Saw this recently on Midland's Today, most impressed. IT'S ALL SO FAMILIAR! Quite scary really. Love the comedy tips on the FAQs section.

Guest 2,303 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 7:08pm

Rob of Midlands sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,302 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 5:47pm

Name	Aindriú hEithir
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ireland
Comments	Very inspring page. A macro mirocosm of all our lives. Just when one thinks one's life is argumentative you meet a more argumentative couple. (Bet you'll argue about that). Very enjoyable. Thank You.

Guest 2,301 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 1:52pm

Name	Dan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	quality web-page. Very funny indeed. My girlfriend is a lunatic as well, so i sympathise. Have spent many hours on this page when i should really be working. Keep up the good work. Cheers.

Guest 2,300 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 11:32am

Name	Paul Mcelroy
My page	dont be silly
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Twickenham..West Englandshire
Comments	Doh....you fool..You had The Book translated into Dutch BEFORE German? You really are asking for it ...aren't you?

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