Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,200 to 2,299)

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Guest 2,299 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 10:22am

Name	Arrum Stones
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Wicked! Though you certainly wear the notion of 'dry British wit' dangerously thin! A damn good laugh, I will definately be back, so please keep up the good work.

Guest 2,298 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 6:17am

Name	Keri
Led here by	Web page
Location	California
Comments	I can relate to everything!

Guest 2,297 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 5:33am

Name	David Emma
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	A way with words and a laugh a minute. Definitely funnier on company time. And, being the good sport that people say I am, I'll just laugh right along with you when you speak so kindly (and, I hesitate to say, accurately of Americans, but more specifically, Californians).

Guest 2,296 signed in on Wednesday, October 16th at 12:36am

Name	Mike
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Tsk! Your guestbook submission process fails in my Opera browser, telling me that I "used a bookmark" to add the entry. I have therefore been forced to pull out my ancient rusting copy of Internet Exploder and (gasp!) USE it. Don't do it again. I thought you came over very well on TV, well done. I told my wife the story about the door handle falling off and she laughed. A lot. I think I'll show her the page tomorrow. By the way, did you know that "Things My Girlfriend And I Have Argued About" is an anagram of "Raging Diva and the humble serf in gaudy riot"?

Guest 2,295 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 11:31pm

Name	CosmicJupiter
My URL	http://CosmicJupiter.friendpages.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Indiana
Comments	Why don't you just dump the woman!!! She makes you miserable and you obviously don't think she's good enough to marry, or you would have married her!

Guest 2,294 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 10:30pm

Name	Kristi
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Midwest, United States (yes I'm being dodgy)
Comments	Great, thank you very much. I have spent way too much time at work laughing because of you when I'm supposed to be hip deep in drudgery and now I find out that you have written a book. And it won't be available to me until January! The thing I find most infuriating about an argument is bringing up a terrific example of how you're right (something they've said, something they've done in the past) and they stare at you blankly like you made it up. And flatly deny it ever happened. Causing you to grit your teeth and dig your nails into what's real cause it's all slipping away.

Guest 2,293 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 9:39pm

Name	Carrie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Nottingham
Comments	I want to read your girlfriends version of this book.... I wonder how different the stories would be ??? ;) I tend to back up my arguments with hard evidence to thus prove the partner wrong .... there is a certain satisfaction in arguing someone into submission (just kidding..cough cough)

Guest 2,292 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 4:06pm

Name	Colin MacDonald
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	You were on the picture-wireless? You don't say. Hmm. Well, I can't say that I'm not entirely unminded to stalk you now. Should I decide to do so, is there a queue that I should join, or a form that I need to fill in? When would be most convenient for you? Would you like the basic package - breathy telephone calls and dead mice in the post - or the full treatment? If the latter, can you please let me know soonest, so that I can start digging a sound proof room under my shed? I'm on quite heavy clay, you see, so I might need a few weeks notice.

Guest 2,291 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 3:34pm

Name	Neil
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Manchester, UK
Comments	Mil, I love your site, been following it for a year or so now, always the perfect antidote to work when my boss is doing my head in. I had no idea you had a book out until I saw it in Waterstone's the other day, and like everyone else busted a gut reading it, you have a way with words like no other, and it's currently wending it's merry way around my friends in Manchester. Keep up the good work my man, look forward to hearing more about you and your assuredly 'better half' soon! Can't wait for the day when my hair turns red and I meet a woman like her...

Guest 2,290 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 2:29pm

Name	meera ghani
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Brussels, Belgium
Comments	was forwaeded to me by my friend....the idea is quite original...but your quite cheeky!

Guest 2,289 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 12:24pm

Name	Caroline Millington
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	Hi Mil I read your column and intend to buy the book as soon as I get paid - being a freelance magazine journo means I'll be waiting a while. But great ramblings which make me smile. Keep it up and I'm aiming to join you on the bookshelves some time in the future. Caroline (no relation as far as I know) Millington

Guest 2,288 signed in on Tuesday, October 15th at 12:22pm

Name	Heather
My URL	http://it's not really mine so i wont bother
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Perth, Western Australia
Comments	i am yet to experience the joys of solid argument with my boyfriend - but im sure they'll happen eventually. So far it's only been about who gets to lick the bowl after making chocolate somethings, or why he doesn't clean his room when he knows im coming over, and why he hasnt learnt to share with his little sisters....and while im on the subject of 'all the things alex does wrong' i HAVE to mention the deodorant thing...he's 18 you'd think by now he'd get the whole hygiene thing...yep that's right, i'm in love with a smelly, dirty, messy, hungry 18 year old - please note that i haven't exactly mentioned any of my faults - probably because alex has (so far) refuse to bring them up (i am SO in for it)

Guest 2,287 signed in on Monday, October 14th at 9:36pm

Name	dan brooks
My page	?????!
Led here by	Barry
Comments	been reading with curiosity your column in the guardian each week; in the local waterstones today and discovered your website. obviously not the first to discover it, but find it a great one to read and forward to all of my worryingly coupled friends! keep up the good work, and best of luck with the book... by the way, not reading faq's out of principal as commited to the cause of technophobia!

Guest 2,286 signed in on Monday, October 14th at 3:51pm

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	Well. What a busy weekend I've had. Or not, depending on your definition of a busy weekend. If it involves transferring oneself from bed to sofa and back again all the while reading Mr Millington's shiny new book, well then I've been run off my feet. For those of you in the US who haven't seen it yet, I can exclusively reveal that it has a lovely bit of spot varnish on the cover, and a pleasingly bumpy-when-you-run-your-fingers-over-it title. Although the lovely peeps at Hodder might well stick a wrestler or something on the front for the US version in a misguided attempt to appeal to the widest possible audience. At least it'll be a pleasingly bumpy wrestler though. Excitingly, I bought my copy from Waterstones on the Strand and thus managed to bag myself an extra-special "signed" copy. I use inverted commas because quite frankly it could have been signed by the sales assistants in a misguided attempt to sell more copies - all it said was "Mil" - back of the class and could do better. Though having said that, I used to work in the book department at Selfridges and the slackers you used to get in there signing their books. Alan Titchmarsh, pah! is all I can say. Anyway, back to the book - excellent work Mil, it was exceedingly funny and had me snorting into my tea on more than one occasion. Not that that's really a good thing. But buy the book anyway, that could just be me.

Guest 2,285 signed in on Monday, October 14th at 2:04am

Name	Kenna
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	Congrats on the new book! I've been following your webpage for 2 yrs now...always a treat to see a new entry. I look forward to your future publications.

Guest 2,284 signed in on Sunday, October 13th at 5:53pm

Name	julie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	medicine hat, alberta, canada
Comments	mil, let me just say, not unlike many others who have complemented and adored you, i had to STOP reading the site once i'd found it because i was laughing so hard IT HURT. i returned to it later the next day to soothe a hangover and bathe in the light of your wit and charm. let me just pass this on to you......or your lackeys because YOU probably don't read this page.... after having been asked to enter the names and numbers from my boyfriend's old cell phone to his new cell phone - the entry regarding the deletion of ALL of your cell phone info made my heart ache. my first response to him asking me to do it in the first place was "do you know me?".....although we've been together for over a year, but in keeping with my new policy of asking him to do the dishes and expecting as "yes" in response, i decided to reach moral high ground by responding to is requests in the same manner. backfire. as i swore frustratingly after each botched entry he'd pat me on the knee and say "i love you baby". is this any consolation? i think not. but i do love him just as you love margaret. and he is british. but he was posted in germany for a while .....??? a creepy coincidence? yours, julie

Guest 2,283 signed in on Sunday, October 13th at 1:30pm

Ian Woodall sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,282 signed in on Sunday, October 13th at 12:51pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	I read a LOT. I mean A LOT. I read at work on my breaks, I read at home when television bores me, I always have a book in my purse whenever I go out, etc. I was very impressed with you site, I don't think I have ever spent as many hours reading from an internet site as I have yours. You are very clever and I appreciate the work you have put in on your site. Your humor had me laughing so much I woke up my husband in the other room. ( I work nights and subsequently stay up all night on my off days ) Anyways I'd like to shake your hand, but you're over there and I'm over here and, well shrug call this an e-handshake grins Thanks Laura from Texas

Guest 2,281 signed in on Sunday, October 13th at 10:30am

Name	Heather
My page	Things My girlfriend and I agreed on
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	25 kilometers n of the 32 parallel
Comments	I feel more sufferable now, if only I could find a mil but with long blone hair and curves. Hey can I come stay with you for a bit i've always wanted to see that countryside?

Guest 2,280 signed in on Sunday, October 13th at 9:41am

Name	alissa
My page	Teddybears
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/teddybears
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Kelowna BC Canada
Comments	WOW you wow me lol. Im not to sure what to say here in fear that it might get bashed down (although I don't mind one bit). I came across your website and was told to check it out because it was "funny" and I would have to agree some of it was funny but mostly I seen alot of "love". I read a bit of your site to my bf and he was like "why do they stay together?" and said to him because they love one another you can clearly see that! Anyways I just wanted to give you a thumbs up on your site very well done and Im looking forward to reading your book. I think alot of people can take alot from what you gave this site as in learn somthing from it. You can clearly see that you love your wife and your family and that in life there is ups and downs and if your not willing to ride each bump what is the whole point of being alive right. Here is a saying that my brother told me once and I think it's pretty close to the truth about things.. You know thoes heart monters in the hospitals that go up and down with each heart beat well the bumps on the moter mean that your alive and if it were a flat line then that would mean your dead so it's kinda like a relationship if you don't have the ups and downs then your relationship isn't alive. thought I would share that. and I just have one thing I dissagree with that you say and that is Canadians are americans. We may be called North America but that is only in america we are called that lol we are Canadians 100nd and like to be seen as our own country "Canada". Well I just wanted to say god bless with you and your family and I look forward to comeing and reading your website more offten. Oh yes question for you.. would you mind if I put a link on my site to yours? I would like a few of my friends to check out your site and maybe learn a thing or two lol. Hugs to you and yours alissa from CANADA

Guest 2,279 signed in on Sunday, October 13th at 12:21am

Threnody of Massachusetts, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,278 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 9:31pm

Name	Jonathan Lowry
My page	Really Big Records, Inc.
My URL	http://www.reallybigrecords.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Raleigh, NC USA
Comments	For years I thought it must just be me... But here you are, another sap married to a German!!! I have found your musings to be wonderful fun, in a knife-in-the-gut too-real-to-be-funny sort of way... I emailed a link to your site to my wife (who is from the Saarland), and she immediately dismissed it as sounding "degrading..." I didn't bother to ask the obvious "Degrading to WHOM?" knowing full-well what wrath would be wrought... You have my understanding, and my support... brother!

Guest 2,277 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 8:45pm

Name	Michael
Led here by	Barry
Location	New Jersey, USA
Comments	Cheers! Wonderful work... I want more. I want to read more... ::scratches his chest incessantly:: More!!!

Guest 2,276 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 5:39pm

Name	Typhoid Mary
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	If you ever choose to kill her, your website is your defense. I agree, you must be insane or adore self torture to stay with this woman. A joke, right? How in the heavens are you expected to shave if you dont use a mirror? If she is joking, she is stupid. If she is serious, she is stupid. If you stay with her, you are stupid, unless you like to write in pain, day in and day out. Massochist.

Guest 2,275 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 5:33pm

Name	Not as Dumb as You
My page	Dumb as a Rock, Like You
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	not in hell, like you
Comments	Why would any sane Brit with pink hair stay with and torture himself with such a hag?? Do you not deserve to be loved and worshiped, as I do my husband? You must be as retarded as the evil German woman you live with. What a hag. I hope this is all made up, otherwise, just stop breeding...NOW!!! You insane retard!!

Guest 2,274 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 5:30pm

Name	Glyn Berrington
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Brierley Hill
Comments	At last! Someone else who knows how to eat Kit-Kats! Now, for something else which different people do differently, I heard on the radio a while back that English people fold their toilet paper but Americans "scrunch" theirs. Now, how does anyone know that? Who knows what you do with yours? What kind of a pervert are you?! :-)

Guest 2,273 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 3:20pm

Name	Lexi
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	air...becoming...an.........issue gasp hehehehehehehehehehehe insert insane cackle here gave it to everyone i knew, very funny!! as i also have a strange shower with the 'massage' setting, i know how ya feel!!!

Guest 2,272 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 1:30am

Name	Robert Luckett
My page	Waffle X
My URL	http://wafflex.keenspace.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	ESSEX, England
Comments	YOU! I awake from dozy slumber Friday morn to the blaring sounds of the 'Wright Stuff' on Channel 5, my eyes beginning to focus until i see something red and fuzzy. It was you! You were on TV! fall off couch Subsequently Mr.Wrights garbled plug of your book resulted in me going to Ottakers (book shop) about 6 hours later. After a heated debate that your name wasnt 'Mike', that your book did INDEED exist (after traipsing to the library to get the blasted code) they told me i would have to order it as they "dont normally stock that sort of thing". Which has perked my interest in such an obviously 'specialist' book. In closing: YOU! ON TV! What were you thinking?!

Guest 2,271 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 12:53am

Name	Cee
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I've been ill with the flu and after running out of things to do (like crawl back into bed, whimpering, and blowing my nose raw), I stumbled onto your page. Very entertaining, though I fear your complaints are exactly the sort my boyfriend has about me. I'm not irrational--YOU are! I haven't been able to stop reading your page...I've been sitting here all this time until I finally hit the end. I've been laughing so hard it makes me hyperventilate. Stop being funny. Oh, if only I weren't dizzy...

Guest 2,270 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 12:36am

Name	Meru Beni
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Down Here
Comments	This is too funny! I am sure it's all made up - otherwise you'd already be in a strait jacket. Or maybe you are.... By the way - can someone tell me what is "The Book"? Are you also a best seller author making it to the New York Best Seller list 52 weeks in a row?

Guest 2,269 signed in on Saturday, October 12th at 12:09am

Name	Lars Thorwald
Led here by	Magic
Location	Swindon
Comments	Mil - congratulations on the book! It looks to be a superb read! As soon as my loan goes through, I will order myself a copy! By the way - one day I will get round to sending you that picture I said I would draw for you - any ideas on what you would like a picture of? Mind you - if you were in America it would be amazin - sending a picture from UK to USA, but since you are UK it is slightly less exciting. And less "cyber".

Guest 2,268 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 10:03pm

Name	Steve Cutler
My page	Rude Hi-Fi
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/digitalarv/
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kinver
Comments	I have the book, and it's just the right shape and size to fit through your letter box. It's also VERY,VERY FUNNY.

Guest 2,267 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 9:40pm

Name	M-A Gaffney
Led here by	Web page
Comments	This is surely a farce. NO MAN could live like this and not go stark raving mad. Sorry. (P.S. It is pretty damn funny though!!) (P.S.S. Maybe you are already insane!?)

Guest 2,266 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 9:08pm

BARBARA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,265 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 6:24pm

Name	ivan alvarado
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	los angeles
Comments	hey, I bought your book... but don't worry, I will probably return it...

Guest 2,264 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 3:39pm

Name	Martijn
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Reading, UK
Comments	Mehehe... dear oh dear, dunno why, but just went to Amazon.co.uk and got your book. Those Germans!

Guest 2,263 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 2:14pm

Name	Jess
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Aussie
Comments	Hey!! This is hella funny...i could have laughed for hours! Keep up da good work!

Guest 2,262 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 11:46am

Name	Donna
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	Very funny. Your column is the main reason I buy the Guardian and the main reason I argue with my boyfriend if he stupidly buys the Independent instead. I may even buy the book.

Guest 2,261 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 11:17am

Name	Paul Waring
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Walsall, Englad
Comments	What else can I say, a masterpiece.

Guest 2,260 signed in on Friday, October 11th at 2:59am

Name	rachel
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	oceanside, california, usa
Comments	you are hilarious. i am a wacky californian though, and the dreamcatcher is a native american thing... blah blah... did you say on your sute that you 2 were born in 1987?? i think you were exagerating... you liar! :-) love your page!!

Guest 2,259 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 11:28pm

Name	eline
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	amsterdam
Comments	You are the funniest man alive. When I read that you two are still together it made it even more funny.. Especially the stuff about our silly Harry Potter look-alike Balkenende. How do you know this, actually?

Guest 2,258 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 10:47pm

Name	Phil
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	United Kingdom
Comments	I haven't laughed so much in ages. I also recognise at least four of my ex's in what you've said. Keep it up

Guest 2,257 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 8:48pm

Name	Todd Farino
My page	Farino Family
My URL	http://www.farinofamily.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada USA
Comments	I feel your pain. I've been married for 6 months to a Mexican American. Shit.....

Guest 2,256 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 8:43pm

Name	lisa marie
My page	adventures in poland
My URL	http://lisamarie1590.tripod.com/adventuresinpoland
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	poland
Comments	i explained after a day of laughing and screaming to my chow-chow looking at me with fear, that yes, yes, that's true. i explained to my bizarre brother in america who sent me the site, that if it were not that you had red hair, like i, i would hunt you down and marry you as i have now found my soul mate. you are supremely intelligent my friend, and wow, brilliant vocabulary. don't know if you would read this, but thought i'd try to jump on the band wagon of those trying to join your fame and fortune and explain, i have lived through my share of similar arguments as an american dating a german for 5 years where the mundane arguments of opening the door while i'm in the bathroom can most likely turn into something shifting the blame to the german's involvement crushing the poor Poles to his counter of America's play with the Indians. I feel for you, been there, but unfortunately, on the other side. damb, germans though, how are hell country to date.

Guest 2,255 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 8:32pm

Name	Liz
My page	Fangirl
My URL	http://fangirl.homestead.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Atlanta, USA
Comments	My abdominal muscles are in quite a lot of pain, and I hold you fully responsible. Bless you for that.

Guest 2,254 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 8:11pm

Name	Morag
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Scotland
Comments	hi mil heard you on radio Scotland had to have a look! glad I did now very funny

Guest 2,253 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 7:14pm

Name	Colin MacDonald
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Glasgow
Comments	Just started reading the "Things..." novel, and if I can avoid Waterstones security, I hope to finish it by the weekend. The big trick it to bend back a corner of the cover very thoroughly whenever putting it back on the shelf, which serves the dual purpose of marking both your place and your territory, so that nobody is tempted to do anything foolish and frivilous, such as actually take it to a shop girl and purchase it.

Guest 2,252 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 6:25pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Las Vegas Nevada
Comments	I think this is my husband and he used a fake name to protect the innocent (me). I am going to go yell at him right now!!

Guest 2,251 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 3:02pm

Name	Richard
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Bristol
Comments	Hi Mil, Just wanted to congratulate you on the new book. I picked it up yesterday in Waterstones and the only reason I haven't finished it yet is that I got hideously wasted last night and couldn't keep my eyes open any longer (it was 2 o'clock in the morning before I gave up though, having read the section where Pel gets the second call from the "Hung guy" three times). Excellent writing (as per your usual standard) and of course half the fun is spotting which parts of the book have been adapted from your real life experiences. So that's all of it then. On several occasions I even found myself laughing like a drain, even though I have no idea what a drain laughs like or indeed where that stupid phrase came from. Any plans for any further titles in your literary career?

Guest 2,250 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 7:04am

mark sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,249 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 5:17am

Name	patty
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	the basement
Comments	She's right. You're wrong. But you already knew that, didn'tcha?

Guest 2,248 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 5:08am

Name	patty
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	the basement
Comments	She's right. You're wrong. But you already knew that, didn'tcha?

Guest 2,247 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 3:29am

Name	Sophie Moskowitz
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brooklyn
Comments	You mentioned that Americans and Canadians are the same. They're not -- Canadians usually have a maple leaf on their luggage.

Guest 2,246 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 3:23am

Name	Debra Diamond
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Francisco
Comments	Very funny. You sound like my husband.

Guest 2,245 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 12:42am

Name	Paul Douglass
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Glasgow
Comments	heard u on the radio today, and between that and your page, I think I,ll cancel my divorce. Thanx.

Guest 2,244 signed in on Thursday, October 10th at 12:31am

Name	lesley mckenzie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	edinburgh
Comments	Hilarious! But reassurring at the same time...I feel glad in the knowledge that other people become enraged by the most innocent acts!!!!

Guest 2,243 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 8:18pm

Shantell McRae of Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,242 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 7pm

Name	oli
My page	MICHAEL MOORE GOOD, GEORGE BUSH BAD
My URL	http://dayz.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	staines, london etc
Comments	how the hell u get so many hits man? i heard youve written a book, whats it on? great site...........and i like asking questions. sorry. and apologising.

Guest 2,241 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 2:44pm

Name	liz maidment
My page	stealth-cow.freeserve.co.uk
My URL	http://www.stealth-cow.freeserve.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Wirral
Comments	i can see exactly where she's coming from! I have enjoyed the columns in the guardian too! :-)

Guest 2,240 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 2:42pm

Name	kwillburns
Led here by	Search engine
Location	edingurgh
Comments	Mil do you still have the nude photo's of your wife?

Guest 2,239 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 2:31pm

Name	Steve Wiggetts
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Hoddesdon, Herts.
Comments	Ah, so arguing IS part of normal life - I thought so! You're restoring my faith in intimate relationships already...well, with sane people anyway!

Guest 2,238 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 1:17pm

Name	Pete Barlow
Led here by	Barry
Location	Retford (Not through choice)
Comments	Fantastic site Mil....good luck with the book, the film and the other arf!

Guest 2,237 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 12:57pm

Name	Jimbo
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Sitting at my computer, facing forward - geesh!
Comments	Saw you on TV this morning - was impressed, not with the "theme" but your humour and erudite tones. Went to the website and share your fear of hangy things and Americans. A voice for our times...

Guest 2,236 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 11:39am

Name	old ron
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Lincolnshire
Comments	Saw the TV interview, looked up the website. (very impressed). Will watch the film (when it comes on telly) might even buy the book (when it's remaindered) Glad you don't hide your brilliance under a bushel.

Guest 2,235 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 6:22am

Name	dick
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	ditch the bitch...

Guest 2,234 signed in on Wednesday, October 9th at 12:32am

Name	Colin Rogers
My page	pUnKradio
My URL	http://www.punkradio.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brighton
Comments	Mil, you are a genius!

Guest 2,233 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 10:36pm

Name	sEAN
My page	right
My URL	http://iforgetatiforgetdot.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	new jersey, america
Comments	hilarious. gives me some small hope as i'm getting married in slightly more than 2 months. we're honeymooning in ireland, so i'll be able to pick up the book then.

Guest 2,232 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 9:57pm

Name	another psycho
Led here by	Web page
Location	on earth
Comments	I totally agree with your wife, you have problems! It's a wonder she puts up with you :P Love the humor, gives me hope for my marriage LOL psycowoman

Guest 2,231 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 7:22pm

Name	Laffin' Larry
My page	Laffin' Lawrence's Laffin' Time Fun Page of Laffin'
My URL	http://www.usersinc.com/sadowski.html
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Chicago, Illinois, USA
Comments	I keeps laffin' and laffin'

Guest 2,230 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 1:32pm

Name	John Cordiner
My page	A Piece Of Shite, Quite Frankly
My URL	http://mrcadbury.diaryland.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Glasgow
Comments	It's quite possible that you have written one of the finest books that I've read, and as such, I hope it makes you extraordinarily rich and an internationally-acclaimed celebrity. Well done, sir!

Guest 2,229 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 11:46am

Name	Chloe Wenham
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cardiff
Comments	This is a very good site :) ROFLMAO

Guest 2,228 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 10:46am

Name	jingles
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	used to go out with a german girl from gutterslough,but escaped whilst the going was good.....she didnt like my english drinking habits..plane landing in dusseldorf,me falling out pi22222ed good work.

Guest 2,227 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 9:45am

Name	Michael
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ipswich, England
Comments	That is the funniest thing I have ever read, apologies for finding joy... I'm sure you don't mind.

Guest 2,226 signed in on Tuesday, October 8th at 12:27am

Name	Andy Mc
My page	AndyChrisWeb
My URL	http://homepage.ntlworld.com/andychrisweb/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Sheffield
Comments	Girlfriend and I met in a club, which led to night of passion. On second meeting, I explained that I couldn't stay over till Saturday as my wife had taken the day off work. Girlfriend's reply: "You can't be fucking married. I'm married!" Seven years, two divorces and one daughter later we thrive...apart from the chocolate croissant incident (Lysistrata in a semi). Oh, and the time when, to demonstrate my commitment to my argument, I threw myself out of a moving car, in the middle of nowhere, and watched from the gutter as my girlfriend accelerated away. My deepest respect to a man who knows instinctively what the answer to the question "How do I look in this? Be honest." is.

Guest 2,225 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 6:43pm

Name	Heather Rebecca Emily James
Led here by	Barry
Location	Newcastle upon Tyne
Comments	Excellent..I love it..it's sadly so true. Can I just ask..what was the conclusion of the kiwi argument? You clearly eat them like boiled eggs...with a spoon. I can't see the answer in the FAQ...but didn't bother looking under American FAQ! Fab book, also! I didn't even need the plug on the website to buy it. How dedicated is that?

Guest 2,224 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 4:43pm

Name	Tiny
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	Makes me think all the stupid arguments I have ever had are fine. Although I must be lucky. All the presents I get from guys are pretty awesome. Usually just the right film or CD or video game I want. It helps I like a lot of stuff boys do!! It's the presents I get from old female friends that are always a let down. I don't like handbags and earrings!

Guest 2,223 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 3:37pm

Name	Vikki
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	I hate to laugh (being a girlf.) but I did. Loudly. For hours. Also sent it to boyf. at work who also spent hours reading it. If he doesn't do some work soon them he will lose his job, we will NOT be able to afford the mortgage and we will end in a teary typhoon of tears. I'd better call his mother now to tell her to wash his sheets....

Guest 2,222 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 2:11pm

Name	mautmank
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Northeast US
Comments	just friggin' kill the bitch already! ;o)

Guest 2,221 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 1:28pm

Name	Ed
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	brilliant!!

Guest 2,220 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 1:16pm

Name	Colin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Work
Comments	Your site reminds me so much of my ex (hooray) wife it's scary. One Christmas I gave her a present and she said "If I'd wanted that, I would have bought it myself" Cheers

Guest 2,219 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 12:10pm

Name	Colin
My page	As yet untitled
My URL	http://dogfish.dyndns.org/
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sarf Inglund
Comments	OK, not magic - NTK, actually. Very funny site. I particularly enjoy the pangs of recognition I feel as I think back to partners I have lived with (which doesn't exactly run into thousands). Long may you stay happily unmarried, and thanks for the laughs.

Guest 2,218 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 11:28am

Name	Adrian PAshley
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I feel for ya m8 but well worth reading :)

Guest 2,217 signed in on Monday, October 7th at 2:19am

Name	Jess
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	I love the page! You should update it more often! I'm SO getting the book, although i bitterly resent the fact the the USA is getting it later than all the rest of the english speaking world! After all, who won the war! Haha, i'm just kidding naturaly. Don't fear, my policy is still "make love not war" Well, two thumbs up! JESS PS: Yes, there still ARE some teenage girls that actually read and write, decently. Although i'll agree that the boys are a lost cause!

Guest 2,216 signed in on Sunday, October 6th at 11pm

Name	ryan L
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Austin
Comments	I came across this web page after trying other helpful web sites such as, www.mygirlfriendisabitch.com and www.killyourgirlfriend.com, but to no avail for support. Then with a turn of luck I found the most entertaining website I have seen in sometime, yes including the pornography. I can't say that my girlfriend I as bad as "Margret" but they are similar, and equally funny (ok maybe not equally but close) once reflected upon.

Guest 2,215 signed in on Sunday, October 6th at 7:29pm

Name	Kay
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Washington
Comments	FUNNY!!!!!! me gusta mucho, chico. i couldnt stop reading it, it was so funny! btw, not every teenage girl is that ditzy and anti-reading. (although most are, i will admit)

Guest 2,214 signed in on Sunday, October 6th at 1:23pm

Name	Brooksie
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Dorset
Comments	Actually it was via ntk. I really loved finding your site. It made me laugh. You must be near Dud-lay then! Oim from Dud-lay meself, but oi live in Dor-sit naw. I also had a German boyfriend before I settled for a mind numbingly normal British bloke with rich parents. We have 2 goreous girls and already one has left home [hurrah!]. A life or bordom looms ahead when the other one leaves home too and I'm forced to integrate with him indoors. Aber wir weirden alles ein kleiner alter sien, nicht? Life don't get any easier, but the problems change! Keep up the good work.... Brooksie

Guest 2,213 signed in on Sunday, October 6th at 8:13am

Name	Ron Wood
Led here by	Magic
Location	Robin Hood Country
Comments	It is pleasing to know I am not alone.

Guest 2,212 signed in on Saturday, October 5th at 6:10pm

Name	Pip
My page	Pip's Web Site!
My URL	http://www.pips-web.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	Good luck with the book. And the movie. And the computer game. http://www.pips-web.co.uk

Guest 2,211 signed in on Saturday, October 5th at 5pm

Name	Ming Dynasty
My page	If I had a homepage, it would be called "Ming's Homepage."
My URL	http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/slp29/insane.html
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Right over here behind this hedgerow, you git.
Comments	So, are you a bloke with silly magenta hair, or a bloke with a silly mullet?

Guest 2,210 signed in on Saturday, October 5th at 4:11pm

Name	verbal
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Sydney, Australia
Comments	i read your website too often, so very very funny. I have made numerous friends sending them a link to your website. I am very glad you enjoy writing for us all, and im really amazed you still have material after all this time. Keep up the good work, this is one of the gems of the internet.

Guest 2,209 signed in on Saturday, October 5th at 1:21pm

Name	Roger White
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Auburn, Georgia, USA
Comments	Astoundingly funny, maybe the funniest thing I've ever read. (Not really, I just wanted you to know that some Americans were moderately literate.) The truth is that since discovering your page, I have been unable to sustain a single argument with my wife without laughing out loud. Best of luck with the book, the movie, the talk show tour, and the novelization of the movie.

Guest 2,208 signed in on Saturday, October 5th at 4:21am

Name	Sean
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Sydney
Comments	Now that was funny. In tears virtually - and I had the temerity to think my woman was a loony. I am blessed in comparison. Made my day.

Guest 2,207 signed in on Friday, October 4th at 11:30pm

Name	Nik
My URL	http://www.nik-hunt.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	Bloody germans. All insane - the lot of them. No wait.. I meant women... no wait.. I meant... ah forget it.

Guest 2,206 signed in on Friday, October 4th at 10:41pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Don't ever lose Margaret. She sounds like a lovely person.

Guest 2,205 signed in on Friday, October 4th at 8:26pm

Name	Niklas
My page	V2_OS
My URL	http://v2os.cx/
Led here by	Magic
Location	Sweden
Comments	Yeah, tortoise and turtle is the same word in German.

Guest 2,204 signed in on Friday, October 4th at 7:13pm

Name	rob
My page	One hot bitch
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I want to get my dick in that girl. Shes hot ... but crazy

Guest 2,203 signed in on Friday, October 4th at 12:47pm

Name	Sarah Jackman
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I have just laughed so much, I peed myself. Bit shaming really, I was teaching at the time.

Guest 2,202 signed in on Thursday, October 3rd at 11:24pm

Name	antisocialdiva
My page	sanity is overrated so send more prozac
My URL	http://www.antisocialdiva.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NJ
Comments	a great site! :)

Guest 2,201 signed in on Thursday, October 3rd at 9:14pm

Name	Echota Keller
My page	The Mighty Quinn
My URL	http://www.igps.org/echota/photos/quinn.htm
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	St. Louis, Missouri, United States
Comments	I've been an avid reader of the page for quite some time, and as a fan, have gone and pre-ordered the book from amazon.uk. So even in America we get to read it if we're willing to pay a little extra. And as I am impatient, i am. So I just wanted to say I LOVEd the book, and it wasn't entirely what i expected, which was a happy surprise. Thanks you for becoming published, I truly do hope this becomes a best-seller - it certainly ought to! Namaste' Echota Keller

Guest 2,200 signed in on Thursday, October 3rd at 5:17pm

Name	Beano
My page	The Secret Evil
My URL	http://uk.geocities.com/the_secret_evil
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	In Limbo
Comments	Um, please visit my website? You don't have to like it, just visit it. Please? The links to the content are all in bold, click on bold stuff. Please?

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