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Guest 2,199 signed in on Wednesday, October 2nd at 11:28pm
tanya ferguson of indiana sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,198 signed in on Wednesday, October 2nd at 8:02pm
Name Andrew McMichael
Led here by Search engine
Comments Americans can buy the book from Amazon UK and have it shipped. Total cost seems to be right around $20. Not bad for an evening spent giggling in bed and not have to worry if the wife's happy too.

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Guest 2,197 signed in on Wednesday, October 2nd at 12:56pm
Name Simon
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Warwickshire
Comments Your book is very, very funny. Well done! It had me up till two in the morning so I could finish it.

Do another one! Gwan.

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Guest 2,196 signed in on Wednesday, October 2nd at 6:47am
Name Rose
Led here by Search engine
Comments your an idiot with too much time on your hands.

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Guest 2,195 signed in on Wednesday, October 2nd at 5:52am
Name ali adelaide
Led here by Coincidence
Comments AND your book sounds like the kind of book I want to write. It better not be anything like it, or . . . or . . . everything's gone horrible!!! I'm going to cry!! September was awesome and now it's October and it sucks!!!

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Guest 2,194 signed in on Wednesday, October 2nd at 5:50am
Name ali adelaide
Led here by Magic
Comments Put the apologies back. You must be awake now. If not: Jebediah should hang their heads in shame for getting me all worked up about a band who practically split five and a half months later. And they'd been around for about 5 years beforehand. Yes. I am bitter.

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Guest 2,193 signed in on Tuesday, October 1st at 10:24pm
Name Erica White
My page none as of yet
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Alexandria, LA USA
Comments You should write a book like that Fulghum guy and his kindergarten knowledge. Can she really be that bad? (thinks about own moments of irrationality) Yes, she can.

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Guest 2,192 has been eliminated
Guest 2,192 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

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Guest 2,191 signed in on Tuesday, October 1st at 9:26pm
Name Grendel
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location USA
Comments Hummm...I suppose this means, from the insinuations you've made about where most of the people who have made it to your site have come from, that you won't be making any money 'till the book makes the rounds over here. I am reminded of a passage from Howard Stern's Private Parts, quoted badly, "25f our listeners say they like his show---reason why: they want to see what he says next.....'Well what about the people who hate him?'....Good question, 60f the listeners say they hate Howard Stern...'Well, if they hate him, why do they listen?'...most common answer: i want to see what he says next."

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Guest 2,190 signed in on Tuesday, October 1st at 5:25pm
Name Dan
My page Dead Climbers
My URL http://www.geocities.com/danmerrick/
Led here by Search engine
Location Sitting at my desk
Comments Funny stuff - a good way to waste the morning away. Thanks for the laughs. I found your Stuff page while trying to figure out why Mexicans put limestone powder in tortillas and will it kill me. Searched the following on Google:

"limestone powder" cooking

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Guest 2,189 signed in on Tuesday, October 1st at 5:02pm
Name maggie
Led here by E-mail from idiot partner
Location melbourne, australia
Comments Frankly, I don't see why you are frustrated by your wife's obvious logic ... it all made perfect sense to me! Funnily enough though, my name is Maggie, I too have German heritage, and my poor, long-suffering boyfriend (who gave up trying to understand me years ago) sides with you :) It's nice to know I'm not the only one ...

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Guest 2,188 signed in on Tuesday, October 1st at 2:34pm
Name Hamish Macdonald
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location London, UK
Comments "Buy a car in Britain and fuel consumption is given in miles per gallon. In Germany it's given as litres used per hundred kilometres. Work out a conversion for that. Go on, try it. Go on. GO ON")

Delighted by your linguistic showmanship, I felt indebted enough to offer my humble arithmetic ability to supply an answer to the Gordian Knot of the British/European fuel consumption puzzle. Having diligently searched the site and the guestbook for previously posted answers, and finding none, my friend Excel tells me that to convert:

Divide INTO 283.75 (both ways!)

eg. 30 mpg = 283.75/30 = 9.458 l/100km
eg. 10 l/100km = 283.75/10 = 28.7mpg

It was the third "GO ON" that did it.

When Margret inevitably asks for explanation:

1 m/g
=1.6 km/g (1km = 5/8 mile)
=0.3524 km/l (1g=4.54 l)
=2.8375 l/km
=283.75 l/100km

(Tell her you worked it out by yourself)

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Guest 2,187 signed in on Tuesday, October 1st at 11:48am
Ben of Cambridge sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,186 signed in on Monday, September 30th at 7:16pm
Name Confoozed
Led here by Coincidence
Location Seattle Washington
Comments -rotflmffao-
it was great. from beginning to end, was very well written and even though you guys can fill a page full of stuff ya argue about it, sounds like you have a very excitin/interestion/possiblyinsane relationship. keep up the good work. -claps- good job.
~Confoozed

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Guest 2,185 signed in on Monday, September 30th at 3:50pm
Name Christian
My page The Common Raven
My URL http://ayehli.shadowdragon.net
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Milwaukee
Comments
"(By the way, if you're a Wacky California who was all set to write me an email suggesting some kind of family therapy pioneered by another Wacky Californian, but who finds yourself now even more compelled to write one beginning, "In fact, the dreamcatcher is an old Native American tradition. Nokomis, the grandmother was watching a spider..." then can I ask that you just don't, OK? In fact, as a general rule, I tend not to take advice - 'consider the source', right? - about life from people who choose to live on a massive earthquake faultline.) "

For your responding pleasure to Wacky Californians... the dreamcatcher made its first appearance in 1974. Period. It's a silly little gimmick to help American Indians make some money of of the fantastic government that 'resettled' them in arid, unworkable lands in the middle of the damned desert.

Cheers.

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Guest 2,184 signed in on Monday, September 30th at 2:41pm
Name Leonie
Led here by Coincidence
Location Melbourne, Australia
Comments Excellent page!! Many of those arguments sound very familiar! But I guess relationships would be boring without them!

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Guest 2,183 signed in on Sunday, September 29th at 2:51pm
Name Stephen Cuffe
My URL http://www.imagesinbusiness.com
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Glasgow
Comments Thanks- I enjoyed it start to finish. I would also love to read Margret's take on it- not in a 'Guardian reader' objectivity way- but it would be funny to hear it from her point of view. And (please don't take this the wrong way, as it is genuine enthusiasm nothing else) but I think that if you ever put it in book form, it would look good with some cartoons to illustrate the text and I would be happy to get involved (see web site). And if that is not your intention but you would like a couple for the web site, let me know,
Best Wishes
Stephen

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Guest 2,182 signed in on Saturday, September 28th at 8:53pm
Name Me
Led here by Web page
Location here
Comments Sounds like you and your girlfriend argue a little much! try to see things her way for once. and margaret try to see things his way for once. You might be happier that way if you just enjoy being together

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Guest 2,181 signed in on Saturday, September 28th at 8:41pm
Name Suzy Obuck
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Brooklyn, New York City
Comments Good gracious and little puppies! I appear to have been deleted from the mailing list (or perhaps NEVER PUT ON IT *gasp*)! Now, I don't intend to attempt to ingraciate myself in the face of seeming wrong-doings worthy of "idiot" status - no, not me. I know that right and just judgement has been passed and we can't very well be going back on such momentous decisions as mailing list deletions, now can we? - But really, don't you remember me? I'm that perfectly sane young lady from New York who, because of the sheer staying power of your wit in my mind, has been mistaken for crazy in the ranks of mumbling drifters in the street. Now that's surely worth a kind email or two, isn't it?

PS: There certainly are a good number of angry divorcés on the guestbook rallying behind you - I hope you're not considering a split...because, really, where's the fun in having total TV remote control or complete bathroom privacy? Those poor men simply don't know how to suck the marrow out of life like you and Margret do!

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Guest 2,180 signed in on Saturday, September 28th at 11:07am
Name Ian Massey
My page DEI VITAE GRATIO
My URL http://members.directvinternet.com/~filiconflagrati/homepage.html
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Columbia, SC, USA
Comments Excellent! You're an amazing writer and you have my unfaltering respect. I've laughed my ass off in the week I've been reading this.

Not all of us Americans are that bad you know! I'm 18 myself, and my girlfriend is 16. I happen to like shaved underarms personally, but to each his own. Furthermore, despite our highly-conservative southern upbringing, both my girlfriend and I completely understood the subtle humour with which all of your writing here is imbued with. We ARE the type who stop reading to watch the latest Masterpiece Theatre or Mystery on PBS. You have some loyal following here at least! Keep up the good work! =)

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Guest 2,179 signed in on Saturday, September 28th at 5:17am
Name Geo, just Geo
Led here by Search engine
Location USA
Comments Brilliantly funny! Here's one for you, from my ex-wife;

While I was preparing dinner one evening, she got mad at me because I "scratched the brand new cutting board with the knife ..."

There is more ... Oh, much, much more ....

But none relly compare with your tales.
Thanks so much for the laughs ...
Best of everything to you and Marg ...

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Guest 2,178 signed in on Saturday, September 28th at 12:51am
Name Mark
My page "Just who the heck is this guy?"
My URL http://www.geocities.com/somewherein72/index.html
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location Cleveland, TN(Jimmy Swaggart Country)
Comments Sheesh, women. You've captured all of the silliness of their worldviews in a few million words, bizzaro thought process examples, idiosyncratic habits, and high tension paranoia. Thanks for reassuring me that there are millions of psychotic women out there that I should avoid like the plague. I just divorced the single most psychotic woman on the planet(surely every fellow says the same about their significant/insignificant others.) You know, there were actually pillows on the couch that I wasn't supposed to sit on!? Ah...sweet freedom! Now I can leave the GD toilet seat up and sit on any froogin pillow that I bloody well want to. Thanks for the great laughs.

Mark

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Guest 2,177 signed in on Saturday, September 28th at 12:51am
Name Mark
My page "Just who the heck is this guy?"
My URL http://www.geocities.com/somewherein72/index.html
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location Cleveland, TN(Jimmy Swaggart Country)
Comments Sheesh, women. You've captured all of the silliness of their worldviews in a few million words, bizzaro thought process examples, idiosyncratic habits, and high tension paranoia. Thanks for reassuring me that there are millions of psychotic women out there that I should avoid like the plague. I just divorced the single most psychotic woman on the planet(surely every fellow says the same about their significant/insignificant others.) You know, there were actually pillows on the couch that I wasn't supposed to sit on!? Ah...sweet freedom! Now I can leave the GD toilet seat up and sit on any froogin pillow that I bloody well want to. Thanks for the great laughs.

Mark

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Guest 2,176 signed in on Friday, September 27th at 11:04pm
Name Alana
Led here by Coincidence
Comments 'So, you're a teenage girl then, are you? Bless. Not really the deepest of readers? Well, no, because reading is so much effort on its own that thinking too would be sheer torture, wouldn't it? Never mind, don't bother yourself with anything beyond the simple noise that the letters make when you add them up. Really, I mean it. You enjoy the carefree years you have because, you know what? You're going to end up marrying Impressive Man, above. Oh yes you are.'

exactly what do you have against teenage girls, eh? not all of us are giggling can't put 2 and 2 together have to have our boyfriends do everything for us airheaded little twits you know

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Guest 2,175 signed in on Friday, September 27th at 4:44pm
Name Becky
My page mental
My URL http://mental.eighty1.net
Led here by Search engine
Location US
Comments My god what a hilarious page. I happened upon it at work and was giggling at my desk for an hour. My co-workers now look at me funny.

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Guest 2,174 signed in on Friday, September 27th at 4:21pm
Name Shaun Pack
Led here by Magic
Location U.S.A.
Comments i think that you should end this relationship alot sooner. my opinion is you should dump this wench and soon.

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Guest 2,173 signed in on Friday, September 27th at 1:48pm
Name Drummomd
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Edinburgh, Scotland
Comments The Film watching, the cooking, the gardening, the arguing, are we going out with the same woman? If we are could you please tell her that i can't find the Jif bathroom cleaner Ps nice Photo of Edinbugh

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Guest 2,172 signed in on Friday, September 27th at 11am
Name Gary Pottinger
Led here by Search engine
Location Billinge, UK
Comments You argue as much as me and my girlfriend do.

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Guest 2,171 signed in on Friday, September 27th at 3:04am
Name Rick
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Philippines
Comments All this ranting about Americans is beside the point, isn't it? After all the woman in question is GERMAN and we did win the war with the Yanks as our Allies. I suggest focusing more on why we hate the Germs and less on the failings of our north american colonial cousins

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Guest 2,170 signed in on Friday, September 27th at 12:28am
Name Chixfly2
Led here by Search engine
Location California
Comments I'm still laughing!
This is hilarious stuff.
You must be insane to stay with the lunatic! However, you have created a place for me to send my boyfriend when he tells me I'm a pain in the butt!
Thanks!

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Guest 2,169 signed in on Thursday, September 26th at 11:59pm
Barbie of Vermont sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,168 signed in on Thursday, September 26th at 10:21pm
Name clay
My page eso
My URL http://www.extremesportsopinion.com
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location dallas, tx
Comments well i can only think of one thing that could keep a relationship like this together this long. the sex must be fan-fukking-tastic.

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Guest 2,167 signed in on Thursday, September 26th at 8:23pm
Name Mic Quintana
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Redlands, California, United States
Comments I'm sorry...and i have no money

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Guest 2,166 signed in on Thursday, September 26th at 6:43pm
Name Phil
My page PlattBridger
My URL http://www.plattbridger.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location WIGAN
Comments VERY Funi!!! Could do wi simplifyin thgh, mebbe catagorisin some of the stuff

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Guest 2,165 signed in on Thursday, September 26th at 4:27am
Name minnie
My page erm.. tis all a bunch of crap really. why am i giving you the link? *shrugs*
My URL http://www.imthegreengrocer.20m.com
Led here by Barry
Location oh. that england fingy yknow.
Comments oink. "can i please suck your man stick and shove toes up your bum hole like everyone else please?". ahem. nah. i wyked it. and err... she slitely reminds me of me. yesh yesh *nods*. rar rar pyschotic me. blah blah... (can you turn off the lite now please?).

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Guest 2,164 signed in on Thursday, September 26th at 4:14am
Name Sue Brydon
Led here by Magic
Location Australia
Comments My employer AKA my brother introduced this to me after finding your site "circuitously" this AM. It is now on my Favorites site and THANK YOU for making my jaw ache and my stomach wobble with laughter. I now have the BEST excuse in the world to avoid work and laugh my way through the day. I look forward to updates. SUe

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Guest 2,161 signed in on Thursday, September 26th at 3:31am
Name i (megan) do rule
Led here by Magic
Location brisvegas - australia
Comments OH MY GOODNESS!!! this is like the best site. it rocks my world! hahahaha. dude, keep up with the great work!
yo, and what is with the ANTI-LEECH SPAMBOT STOPPER at the bottom of the page. i dunno what it is, buts its funny.

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Guest 2,160 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 10:02pm
Name Joe Average
Led here by Search engine
Location Denver
Comments You're girlfriend is right, you spend too much time on your computer. Dude, _nobody_cares_, except whoever's disk space you're wasting with all your whining.

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Guest 2,159 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 9:15pm
Name Nogo
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location California, USA
Comments You do realize you will eventually be forced to take her life, don't you?

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Guest 2,158 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 7:46pm
Name Loo again
Led here by Search engine
Comments I mean http://loopylooloo.blogspot.com . Not that you would read it. *Cough*

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Guest 2,157 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 7:36pm
Name LoopyLooLoo
My page The Fantasticality of Loopy
My URL http://loopylooloo/blogspot.com
Led here by Web page
Location Portsmouth, UK -I'm sure you're familiar with that particular hellhole
Comments I had no idea that your column existed in any other form than in The Guardian-how ignorant of me. All the Americans visiting this site is absolutely fantastic-it's as if arguements don't exist between lovers in America-plus the sheer ignorance of basic grammar of their guestbook entries has me in stitches. I fail to see how Americans find British culture completely alien to their own-but maybe that is because as Britains we are pumped their artificial civil religion incessantly. I shall stop my ranting. Keep up the good work.

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Guest 2,156 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 6:59pm
Name James
Led here by Coincidence
Location work
Comments I feel you man, but think of it it this way, if you love her maybe dealing with it might be the best, I am no pussy but I fucked up once over meaningless things, and I can't get over it. 4 years later, I still think of her. But if you are sure, tell her to fuck off.

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Guest 2,155 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 6:14pm
Name john grady
Led here by Web page
Location cincinnati, ohio
Comments need more pic's

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Guest 2,154 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 5:48pm
Name Eric
My page SeriousLee.com
My URL http://www.seriouslee.com
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Maryland, USA
Comments Your site is generally just hilarious! And the arguments with your girlfriend are just too much. Too bad I found this site at work.

Y'know, I find it funny that alot of the other Americans who have posted comments to your site or have emailed you use a weird British/American English hybrid. Like they're cultural schizophrenics, or are trying to impress a stranger. I find that crashingly odd ;-)

Have a good day my man...give my best to your polemical girlfriend.

You'll never read this, will you?

DUH! Of course I read the FAQ's!

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Guest 2,153 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 4:58pm
Maureen of UA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,152 signed in on Wednesday, September 25th at 11am
Name Matt Ho
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Hong Kong, China
Comments I've taken about 3 hours, on and off in 2 days, to finaish reading all your lines. I enjoy most of them, except that, without entirely different culture & daily lives (which include different TV series, films, books, newspapers, etc.), I must admit I badly need a dictionary together with an English friend to decipher all the ingredients of your lovely jokes & stories. By the way, I didn't read the FAQ, and so this chinaman should look extremely stipud.

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Guest 2,151 signed in on Tuesday, September 24th at 10:54pm
Name Rob Vernon
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location California, USA
Comments Hi Mil,
TMGFAIAA is one of the funniest things I've read on the web! I must say, at first I was serioulsy concerned for you, and wondering why someone would put up with such anguish. But then I realized that this website is your catharsis for the daily annoyances of living with another person.

I truely enjoy your writing style.

I do hope that you are truely happy. You two have been together for 13yrs and have two kids, something must be going right, eh? But to be having daily arguments, I really don't think that's normal, mate. If you guys are happy, brilliant! More power to ya. But just as a reality check, my wife an I have been together ten years and have hardly ever had a cross word. Relationships ain't supposed to be that hard, man!

Best wishes from a "crazy Californian"
:^)
Rob

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Guest 2,150 signed in on Tuesday, September 24th at 10:14pm
Harriet Pritchard sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,149 signed in on Tuesday, September 24th at 9:25pm
Name G.I.R.
My page .::suicidal.failure::.
My URL http://iceangel1.diaryland.com
Led here by Web page
Comments You know, if you and your girlfriend fight about stupid shit like that, I pity you. I mean, if you want to wear women's underwear..GO BUY YOURSELF SOME. Don't wear your freakin' wifes/girlfriends.Also sounds like you two aren't happy. Get a friggin' lawyer and divorce her or whatever already damnit.

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Guest 2,148 signed in on Tuesday, September 24th at 8:48pm
Clouds of I am sitting at my desk. At work. sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,147 signed in on Tuesday, September 24th at 4:07pm
Name Reg
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Texas USA
Comments Genius. Utter genius.

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Guest 2,146 signed in on Tuesday, September 24th at 2:50pm
Name Cohen Steed
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Texas, USA
Comments My condolences to your mother, who will no doubt be visiting your grave before her own.

You have my sympathy

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Guest 2,145 signed in on Tuesday, September 24th at 9:37am
Name Bean
Led here by Search engine
Location USA
Comments You and Margret have become a source of enjoyable dinner conversation for my father and I, the annoyance of all others present, and the bane of my mother's existance. God bless you both.

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Guest 2,144 signed in on Monday, September 23rd at 11:56pm
Name Warren Bakay
My page warren.bakay.org
My URL http://warren.bakay.org/
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Canada
Comments I think you should take a run at the onion for funiest website of the year. Although you should release your book in Canada before christmas so i can con my girlfriend into buying it for me.

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Guest 2,143 signed in on Monday, September 23rd at 1:26pm
Name Lu
Led here by Web page
Comments ur girlfriend is a borderline otherwise known as BPD.

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Guest 2,142 signed in on Monday, September 23rd at 11:01am
Name Manuel Lara Bisch
My page My sad attempt at a LiveJournal
My URL http://www.livejournal.com/users/bugarup/
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location The Unexplored Jungles of Bavaria
Comments This wonderfully witty webpage never fails to make me merry (ah, alliterations!).
Anyway, I have a theory to offer on why Margret always tells you when she's going to the toilet. When I was on a student exchangeto Orpington, the teachers told everyone that we should always announce where we're going if and when we decided to leave a room. Maybe this is a conditioned reflex by now. I dunno. :)

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Guest 2,141 signed in on Monday, September 23rd at 12:56am
Name pat the fox
Led here by Magic
Comments dude after reading this i knocked the shit out of my girlfriend cause i love her so much...thanx dude
p.s. a little joke for you guys
what do you tell a women with two black eyes????

nothing because you already told her twice????? this was all just a joke i am happily divorced for 3 years..
pat the fox

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Guest 2,140 signed in on Sunday, September 22nd at 11:51am
Name Dave
My page I wish
Led here by Web page
Location West Yorks
Comments The Fencemaster Referred me: Long live the inane and fiercely individual individual, even when they're a couple. I was brought up reading James Thurber, and have now been enlightened with an outstandingly superior observationalist. Mil, - simply fabulous

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Guest 2,139 signed in on Sunday, September 22nd at 1:28am
Name Marna
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Canada
Comments I think you both sound amusing as all hell, if more than a fraction strenuous. My partner thinks you both sound terrifying.

I may have a problem. Can I come live with you two if necessary?

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Guest 2,138 signed in on Sunday, September 22nd at 1:14am
Name John
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Ontario, Canada
Comments Bravo! An absolute riot! The most fun I've ever had with my clothes on. Halfway through reading, I was devising a witty email to suggest you become a journalist of some sort.. duh

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Guest 2,137 signed in on Saturday, September 21st at 7:02pm
Name Chris Ainge
Led here by Magic
Location South Africa
Comments You obviously love this woman- you spend so much time thinking about her! One of the funniest bits of writing I have found in a long time!!

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Guest 2,136 signed in on Saturday, September 21st at 5:48pm
Name Tessa
Led here by Coincidence
Comments No idea how I found this page, honestly. Came home drunk from a party one night, and when I signed on the next afternoon, I'd bookmarked this page and sent a number of emails to ex-boyfriends that will haunt me for the rest of my natural born life.

Several had photographs attached.

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Guest 2,135 signed in on Saturday, September 21st at 5:16pm
Lee of ireland sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,134 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 11:49pm
Name v
Led here by Web page
Location usa
Comments great relationship- u call this woman your girlfriend?

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Guest 2,133 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 7:58pm
Name Kezza
Led here by Web page
Location bonny scotland
Comments she sounds like a right nippy bitch! i'd have slapped her about and give her the boot by now!

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Guest 2,132 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 1:18pm
Name Tony O'Donnell
Led here by Web page
Location Notts, UK
Comments Truly I have learned the meaning of the adjective "relative"!

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Guest 2,131 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 12:36pm
Name Dominic Wyeth
My page SYNCart
My URL http://www.syncart.com
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Brisbane, Australia
Comments This was one of the best laughs I have had in ages, clearly a very witty and intelligent writer...I just hope that Wil is not really a 352 pound overweight lesbian talking about the fights with her mother she has...though would that really chnage anything. Dom :)

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Guest 2,130 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 10:10am
Name Tom
My page ugh?
My URL http://ugh?
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location London
Comments Why is the page so wide? I can't read all those words. It hurts. (Explanation: TTMGAIHAA only just fit's into my big Mac screen at work, but on my little iMac screen at home I'm forced to scroll left to right and back again with every line - hardly conducive to seamless reading pleasure.)

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Guest 2,129 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 5:59am
Name BasicGuy
My page My Wife Says . . .
My URL http://wifesays.blogspot.com
Led here by Coincidence
Comments Have you looked into stuff like

Verbal Abuse: http://verbalabuse.com

BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder)
site: http://bpdcentral.com/

From reading your site I get the feeling that some of your problems could be related to those kind of problems.

Of course I don't know for sure, but you could check it out and it may be helpful.

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Guest 2,128 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 4:20am
Name Jon
Led here by Coincidence
Location Australia
Comments Great. 1,000,000 visits. Now I have to stump up for a ^$^#$ 'holiday-of-a-lifetime' for you. I feel robbed :(

P.S. Great site

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Guest 2,127 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 1:48am
Name Jaldaboath Cobb
Led here by Search engine
Location still here!
Comments Hey there Mil ... if you read this (I certainly dont read my guestbook!) can you gimme a shout, as I tried to email you - but couldnt due to a lack of emailaddress, and a build up of work on your behalf. However, I would like to draw you a picture and post it to you...or I could scan it in? I promise not to set fire to it like stated on your email page. (By the way, despite what you may be thinking. I am not insane. When I keep very very quiet in my bed at night I DO NOT hear the 'people' whispering to me.)

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Guest 2,126 signed in on Friday, September 20th at 1:43am
Name Jaldaboath Cobb
My page Whatever you do DONT click this link! Trust me!!!
My URL http://www.theredmax.cjb.net
Led here by E-mail from idiot partner
Location 'armpit of england' (armpit of the world)
Comments Superb. Absolutely superb. What can I say Mil? If Margaret can't see your genius then she's clearly Mad. However - something must be working for you to be together so long!!!

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Guest 2,125 signed in on Thursday, September 19th at 5:15pm
Name Simon
Led here by Magic
Comments The 'things' page is all screwy, when viewed in my favourite browser. Namely, konqueror. (That linux thing)

It tries to be twice the width of my window, so I have to horizontally scroll to read each line.

Boo!

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Guest 2,124 signed in on Thursday, September 19th at 12:15pm
Name Ulf Jerneryd
Led here by Magic
Location Sweden
Comments Regarding the splitting of a Kiwi, I've had the exact same argument with my girlfriend and now I'd like to know how you split it, and how Margret splits it so I can use this site as ammo in my argument. Plz? Thank you

Oh, and I want a swedish FAQ as well
It could be about IKEA. :)

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Guest 2,123 signed in on Thursday, September 19th at 3:01am
Name lgrglgdl;k
Led here by Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments IT WAS ALSO A HOT STRANGER! =P

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Guest 2,122 signed in on Thursday, September 19th at 12:21am
Name Roxanne
My page Roxy's Ramblings
My URL http://RoxyElliot.Diaryland.com
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Brooklyn NY
Comments What's scary is that my own partner and I have had some of the very same arguments! Your site is wonderful, and you obviously love your GF very much. Thanks for sharing this with the world.

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Guest 2,121 signed in on Wednesday, September 18th at 9:02pm
Name Dave Gallant
My page Gallant Home Page Mark II
My URL http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/kaydeng
Led here by Magic
Location New Brunswick, Canada
Comments Dear Mr. Mil

First, before you say "Yeah, sure... do I LOOK stupid" think it through

You have given us your view on Margret.

Fine.

But, in your next update... I was wondering if it would be possible to get... in her own words, her view on something.... well anything.

I know, getting her to sit there and type something is not going to happen...

But.. you could record her ranting about a topic you happen to bring up... and dictate it to us.

And then, provide us with your commentary on it.

Just a though to stir the waters.

But I would very much like to hear her views on the site, you, or related information. Other than "Oh, THAT site again"

Something tells me It would be worth the read.

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Guest 2,120 signed in on Wednesday, September 18th at 4:32pm
Name Kaya
Led here by Search engine
Comments Dear Mil,
I am a long time reader and Margret admirer. I'm a Newfoundlander, and I've just begun a nine month student exchange in Southern Germany. When I come home, I will be sure write you a nice long German letter about the Ikea store my host mother has invited to me visit with her.

Cheers, Kaya

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Guest 2,119 signed in on Wednesday, September 18th at 3:50pm
Name Greg Trevino
Led here by Coincidence
Comments After reading your stuff I feel like me and my girlfriend are the american version

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Guest 2,118 signed in on Wednesday, September 18th at 7:13am
Name Miel
Led here by Magic
Location US
Comments I think it's wonderful how in love you must be with your wife to write so much about her. :)

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Guest 2,117 signed in on Tuesday, September 17th at 10:45pm
Name Keith
Led here by Search engine
Location USA
Comments I just want to know where her nude pics are and how good the sex must be when your not fighting. Good luck

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Guest 2,116 signed in on Tuesday, September 17th at 9:30pm
Name EJ
Led here by Search engine
Location America, Mississippi, no less. MUAHAHAHAHA ;)
Comments Damn funny stuff. Best of luck to you both!

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Guest 2,115 signed in on Tuesday, September 17th at 7:33pm
Name Joel Taylor
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Dayton, Ohio USA
Comments Loved your page. Your tolerance for pain is remarkable. Fourteen years ago I was married for the ten longest months of my life. I haven't dated since then...I don't even joke about it. Keep writing.

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Guest 2,114 signed in on Tuesday, September 17th at 3:35pm
Name Lauren
My page Non-exsistant
My URL http://www.non-exsistant.com
Led here by Coincidence
Location Clarks Summit, PA
Comments Well, Mr. Mil, ((aren't I just so damned curtious)), I have to say that your web-site is definitley one of my favorite web-sites there are. Which should tell you how completely boring and un-eventful my life is, that I have to live vicariously through the lives of a Brit and a German woman who live in a completely different country. Don't get me wrong or anything, I think you're quite an amusing fellow. I enjoy your wit, and sometimes find myself laughing out loud at some of your comments. After which I do a sly check out of the corners of my eyes to make sure there is no one else in the room, then continue laughing openly. Please keep updating, because.. Well, there really is no solid reason behind my wanting you to update your web page. I just find it amusing and would like to hear more of your interesting life with Margaret. Thanks!

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Guest 2,113 signed in on Monday, September 16th at 4:08pm
Name Sean
Led here by Web page
Location America
Comments i love this shit greatness

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Guest 2,112 signed in on Monday, September 16th at 2:15am
Name mel
Led here by Search engine
Location canada
Comments HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Guest 2,111 signed in on Sunday, September 15th at 8:40pm
Caroline of philippines sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,110 signed in on Sunday, September 15th at 3:17pm
Name Herbert Wizzle
My page Wizzles World
My URL http://www.wizzlesworld.com
Led here by Search engine
Location Outer Reaches
Comments Your site made for some very funny reading.F-ing hilarious

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Guest 2,109 signed in on Sunday, September 15th at 7:58am
Name Richard
Led here by E-mail from friend
Location Ukiah, Califoenia, USA
Comments Just shows what men won't do and put up with. When is she going to have you circumcised?

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Guest 2,108 signed in on Sunday, September 15th at 7:23am
Name Dean & Carrie Moran
Led here by Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location Hong Kong
Comments Laughed and nearly died

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Guest 2,107 signed in on Sunday, September 15th at 5:16am
Name Jesse
My page n/a
Led here by Web page
Location Tampa, Florida, USA
Comments There are no English words (either American or Kings) that can fully convey the unbridled sphincter loosening joy that was mine when I was finally able to join the mailing list. Thank you for activating it again.
I linked to your site a few months ago from a post in the Neverwinter Nights forums of all places. Your opinions about us Americans for the most part are dead on I'm afraid but it is reassuring to note that you don't believe we're all a bunch of slope browed, slack jawed, knuckle walking cretins. We're not. Here in Florida some of us are also unable to count.
Come and visit sometime.

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Guest 2,105 signed in on Sunday, September 15th at 4:39am
Name mick
Led here by Search engine
Location hong kong
Comments good stuff...I like the bits for amercians espeacially

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Guest 2,104 signed in on Sunday, September 15th at 3:34am
Name Mya
Led here by Web page
Location USA
Comments This has to be the funniest British comedy ever! Though I am a woman, I agree with you wholeheartedly. Please keep up the good work.

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Guest 2,103 signed in on Saturday, September 14th at 10:01pm
Name Zorkel
Led here by I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location Sweden
Comments This was great reading. I would say every person should read this before they getting a serious relationship.

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Guest 2,102 signed in on Saturday, September 14th at 1:24am
Name Ann Burlingham
Led here by Magic
Location a farm in Perry, NY
Comments it occurs to me that yu, Mil, and your readers may not know about some Americans you could even like. You certainly urgently need to know their work: http://www.glyphs.com/moba/
That's right, the Museum of Bad Art. Nearly as many laughs (nearly) as reading Things.

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Guest 2,101 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 9:22pm
Susan Jett of Indianapolis, IN sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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Guest 2,100 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 8:10pm
Name Renee
Led here by Magic
Location San Antonio, TX
Comments your link was located on the start page for www.ineedanewboyfriend.com when their sight was down for maintenance...it was a suggested reading.

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