Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 2,000 to 2,099)

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Guest 2,099 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 7:33pm

Name	Davo
My page	Showbiz Muse
My URL	http://groups.msn.com/ShowbizMuse
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	You are one strange man, mil. But hey..you're doing a mighty fine job. It gives me something to read...I s'pose...yeah.

Guest 2,098 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 6:38pm

Name	Catherine
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	London
Comments	Didnt realise you were a really angst ridden person as well as skinny column in a liberalish weekend newspaper. Keep arguing!

Guest 2,097 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 5:50pm

Name	Urwen Sakura-fu
Led here by	Barry
Comments	You are a noble soldier, sir, a tireless martyr. I soooo totally agree with you about the americans...

Guest 2,096 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 12:38pm

Name	Jon Myerscough
Led here by	Web page
Location	Warrington
Comments	Excellent reading... my girl is a saint Your MPG to litres per 100k is approx 100 / ((mpg * 1.6)/4.5)

Guest 2,095 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 9:31am

Name	Marie Loki
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London UK
Comments	WOW! And I thought I was the only person to have a plant obsessed partner. (Cacti, I think it has something to do with the pricks.) Thank you for sharing; it's made my day. best wishes

Guest 2,094 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 1:59am

Name	michelle ferrell*
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Phoenix, Arizona U.S.A.
Comments	Thank you Mil and Marg...can I call you Marg? Anyhow, you know the chemical that is released into your body when great joy is experienced, usually followed by huge full belly laughs, that verge on "pants wetting" hilarity? Well this chemical is now running full tilt through my bloodstream, and I haven't felt this high in years. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Guest 2,093 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 1:59am

Name	Jelmer
Led here by	Magic
Comments	All i can say is WOW.. Everything is described in accurate detail, yet so funny it's pure literature.. My girlfriend has 2 read this.. :) You're a genius, thanx for ur time and effort. Greetings from Amsterdam

Guest 2,092 signed in on Friday, September 13th at 1:34am

Name	Annie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Orlando, FL, USA
Comments	I love this so much I'm considering e-mailing the address to everyone I know. Suck down a few too many beers, and I might even invite it to my next party...it could happen!

Guest 2,091 signed in on Thursday, September 12th at 9:05pm

Name	Krista Young
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Palestine, TX USA
Comments	This is great. My ex husband and I fought about a great many of the same things, only instead of doing it over the course of 13 years, we did it in 16 months, and as there was nothing left to fight about (well, that and he cheated on me) we divorced. I am now married to a wonderful man who only fights with me sometimes and only when we are both in the mood. Kinda like sex.

Guest 2,090 signed in on Thursday, September 12th at 2:46pm

Name	Jes
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Actually I came across this website through BoingBoing, brilliant directory of the bizzare. As much as it pains me to add my comments to those that are already here.. (How can I hope to acheive the wit displayed by Vicky?) I thought I'd say that I love your website, and as a refreshing change from those that say your page is too big, I actually want you to write more. Would doubling your website daily be an inconvenience? Your page is the most amusing thing I have ever read.

Guest 2,089 signed in on Thursday, September 12th at 9:59am

Name	hoagie
My page	-
Led here by	Magic
Location	germany
Comments	Wow, kinda sounds like my relationship. Yet, I don't see what I do wrong. I guess I'll never understand women in any way. How can you still be together after all that?

Guest 2,088 signed in on Thursday, September 12th at 3:47am

Name	Jen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	This site is the most amusing thing I have ever found on the Internet. The crazy shenanigans that you have to live through are enough to make one roll on the floor laughing. THANK YOU.

Guest 2,087 signed in on Thursday, September 12th at 1:09am

linda sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,086 signed in on Wednesday, September 11th at 4:27pm

Name	M. Dubiel
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Bristol,CT USA
Comments	Despite what Margret thinks, you're quite funny. Keep up the good works and if you get those pics from the twenty year old, pass them along(minus the goat,of course).

Guest 2,085 signed in on Wednesday, September 11th at 12:51am

Name	kittani & dannni
My page	kegan & leon
Led here by	Search engine
Location	orange
Comments	ha its a mad website and keep up with the mad work

Guest 2,084 signed in on Tuesday, September 10th at 3:38pm

Name	Sarah King
Led here by	Web page
Location	The whesht coasht of Oirland
Comments	Hey Mil (btw, what is Mil short for?) I am just writing now to say thanks again for keeping your page updated (I've been here before) and to ask you if maybe you could change the Things page so that newest content is at the top instead of at the bottom. The trouble this might cause for you is nothing compared to the sheer agony I suffer each time I have to scroll all the way down the page. Seriously though, if nearly a million people have read your page, and we assume on average each person comes 10 times, that is almost 100,000 distinct people. If then we suppose that only 10f those check back fortnightly, that is still 10,000 people. Say each person spends just 5 seconds scrolling it adds up to more than 13 hours per fornight. It is very unlikely to take you longer than this to change the format. So if we assume everybody's time has equal value (radical assumption I know but allow it) then the net value to the world's utility is positive. Especially when you consider that the change only occurs once but the benefit goes on every fortnight. In the name of mankind Mil, I ask you to improve the total utulity of the human race. P.S. I'm a maths and economics student in case you can't tell.

Guest 2,083 signed in on Monday, September 9th at 4:57pm

Name	Josh
Led here by	Web page
Location	Norwich
Comments	Nice one. Mirrors my relationship, but, obviously is much much more funny (and extreme, must of been cold on the border). Kudos to you on hitting the MOS as hard as us mere mortals will ever do.

Guest 2,082 signed in on Sunday, September 8th at 9:47pm

Name	henriëtte
My page	kweetniwaarditheengaat...
My URL	http://www.kinderlines.nl/homepages/i_love_avril_lavigne.html
Led here by	Magic
Location	hier
Comments	ey this is a really cool site but to much words!! wel cool xxxx jetje

Guest 2,081 signed in on Sunday, September 8th at 4:52am

Name	Traci
My page	Yeah...rrrrrrright.....
My URL	http://nofair.dyndns.org/~tracibub/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Flagstaff, AZ USA
Comments	MIL! Damn this is funny. I especially love the cracks on americans. Most of us (but not including myself) don't have that wonderful sence of sarcasm. I tell every one I can about your site. I love the addition of the pictures as well. Nice touch. :)

Guest 2,080 signed in on Sunday, September 8th at 4:32am

Name	Ming Li
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Berkeley, California, USA
Comments	Haha. Your website is hilarious ... I really enjoy your writing style. Go Californians!

Guest 2,079 signed in on Saturday, September 7th at 6pm

Name	Vicky
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Cleethorpes, England (most English people don't even know where it is)
Comments	I think (ow, my head hurts) that it would cultivate(?) a great story if you where to marry Margret.I can just imagine it now family fueds coming to a head as you 78 year old long lost grandfather gyrates drunkenly at your 15 year old bridesmaid, your children roaming freely like wild animals, sticking cock-tail sticks into chair seats waiting for an unsuspecting fool to sit down, while your new wife berates you for allowing Aunt Deborah (formally Barry) to sit next to cousin philip, the reverand at St Pinkleweeds church just around the corner from me.A very gentle fellow.

Guest 2,078 signed in on Saturday, September 7th at 12:08pm

Name	james
My page	-
My URL	http://-
Led here by	Web page
Location	-
Comments	this site is really funny i lafed loads at some of the storys espially the flooding the kitchen!

Guest 2,077 signed in on Friday, September 6th at 7:21pm

Name	Jaime
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I love your page! Every time I read it, it seems to get even better! Thank you for providing this fabulous public service. PS. I am indeed doing this on my employer's time. :)

Guest 2,076 signed in on Friday, September 6th at 5:11pm

Name	Sean Long
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Comments	My firm thanks you very much for affording me the opportunity to waste an entire afternoon's salary snorting and chuffling through your writings.

Guest 2,075 signed in on Friday, September 6th at 2:24pm

Name	Tania
My page	No time
My URL	http://hahahaasif.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Midlands, England
Comments	Oh my goodness. How refreshing to read something that makes me chuckle (all tbe people at my work were looking at me like I was going Schitzo) You must love your laydee very much to dedicate a whole website of rubbish to her.....

Guest 2,074 signed in on Friday, September 6th at 1:58pm

D. K. Orman of Chicago, Illinois, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,073 signed in on Friday, September 6th at 6:24am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Seattle
Comments	I check this site every week for a good laugh. I think that you are one of the more hilarious writers I have ever read. I hope that you and Margaret have a long and happy life, together. Thanks again!

Guest 2,072 signed in on Friday, September 6th at 1:27am

Name	James Kauzlarich
My page	More Stuff nobody cares about
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	American Midwest
Comments	First I'd like to say I love your "Things" page. Fortunately I do, so I will. I Love it! I've made a ton of enemies and estranged half my family by forwarding it to almost everyone in my address book. (Didn't forward it to everyone. I need SOMEONE to talk to.) Secondly, since I am (and I mention it only because Americans seem to be mentioned once or twice on your page) an American I would like to thank you for your sympathies about our President. I'll be sure to pass it on, everyone will be thrilled to hear it. Thirdly, and this is the important part; "GET OUT OF MY HEAD"! I don't go blathering all your quirks and foibles all about the internet, (just a few of the juicier ones) ... You seem to be doing a proper job of that yourself. Which, as we both know, is neither here nor there. (Oh, I, of course, use the term "proper job" in the American sense without the British overtones of... uh... Irony.) So just stop it! Thanks! And keep up the good work! (Because I know that you put up the "Things" page solely for my entertainment.) - James P.S. By the way, as an American I renounce responsibility for any misspellings and place the blame squarely on the shoulders of Bill Gates. Who, as we all know, is personally responsible for the inability of "Word" to correct all my grammatical errors.

Guest 2,071 signed in on Thursday, September 5th at 8:21pm

Name	Chase cox
Led here by	Search engine
Location	williw
Comments	you suck

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Guest 2,069 signed in on Thursday, September 5th at 7:05pm

Name	Bianca
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Germany
Comments	Life would be so boring without arguements! Plus how imperfect would a woman be that applies male logic and is predictable:p

Guest 2,068 signed in on Thursday, September 5th at 2:51pm

Name	Kate
Led here by	Magic
Location	England
Comments	Very funny. ~:o)

Guest 2,067 signed in on Thursday, September 5th at 1:46pm

Name	Louisa Scott
My page	Cycle Vietnam 2003
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/retro/vietnam2003
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Portsmouth, UK
Comments	You have far too much spare time on your hands!

Guest 2,066 signed in on Thursday, September 5th at 11:38am

Name	Andy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Scotland
Comments	Excellent....... Just e-mailed link to my ex. She thought we were bad!!

Guest 2,065 signed in on Thursday, September 5th at 8:14am

Name	Shashen
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Hawaii
Comments	This is awesome!! I've never heard of a couple that argues so much yet still match (and are able to live in the same house without hacking each other to peices). I laughed my arse off on a good deal of the entries, too. :) That Margret is a fiesty one!! (and yes, I can tell you love it) --Shashen

Guest 2,064 signed in on Wednesday, September 4th at 7:11am

Name	Graeme
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	China
Comments	Very entertaining.

Guest 2,063 signed in on Wednesday, September 4th at 4:44am

Name	Steve
Led here by	Web page
Location	Somewhere in the States
Comments	What can I say? This is the funniest account of a catastrophically healthy relationship I have ever read and I want a steady supply.(I NEED British humor, the homegrown stuff just doesn't do it anymore.)

Guest 2,062 signed in on Wednesday, September 4th at 12:54am

Name	Lanette Louie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	San Francisco, CA
Comments	You are and insane couple!

Guest 2,061 signed in on Tuesday, September 3rd at 11:02pm

Name	nate
My page	trying to get dot paid didn't work
My URL	http://www.eloanms.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	redneckville usa (Jax, MS)
Comments	it's funny because this stuff hits home. soon i will get my girlfriend to read this. and although i will hope a look of astonishment and amazement will fall across her face (as if she had seen Zeus) and she will arise from in front of the computer and yell arms stretched to the sky "I have seen the LIGHT!" begining to change her ways immediately. however, we all know this this is a pipe dream and i will be in the dog house for a spell. for following weeks i will constantly be asked if i really think that she could be categorized with the lady spoken of at this gentlemans website. and i will say NO.

Guest 2,060 signed in on Tuesday, September 3rd at 8:16pm

Name	Jenna
My page	Jenna's Page
My URL	http://geocities.com/kirstinnewnham
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	this page made me laugh myself stupid. u argue about the stupidest things.

Guest 2,059 signed in on Tuesday, September 3rd at 6:10pm

Name	Sean Carter
My page	el unsichtbar
My URL	http://www. .non
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Athens, Georgia USA
Comments	This is beautiful man, and entire webpage devoted to the love of your life. I hope my eventual coupling ends up half as happily as yours.

Guest 2,058 signed in on Tuesday, September 3rd at 5:40pm

Name	Hermione
My page	no homepage - looks like the competition is way too tough
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	cambridge
Comments	Well, it looks like I failed the intelligence test by checking the box. Dang, I'll never make it onto that mailing list now. Just to repeat, great site and keep up the good work Margret.

Guest 2,057 signed in on Tuesday, September 3rd at 5:32pm

Hermione of Cambridge sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,056 signed in on Tuesday, September 3rd at 5:25pm

Name	Katie Crawford
Led here by	Search engine
Location	London
Comments	BBC 2 are making a new series about couples in long-term relationships, and what it is about your partner that drives you mad! I am looking for some interesting, sparky couples to take part. If you are based in the UK and think you'd like to take part then do email me.

Guest 2,055 signed in on Monday, September 2nd at 7:46pm

Name	Eve Worth
My page	Eve Online
My URL	http://www.shabels.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Mill Valley, CA
Comments	I found you on The Darcy Lunatics on MSN Groups. They love your page and so do I. We all love Colin Sodding Firth. See ya! Eve

Guest 2,054 signed in on Monday, September 2nd at 2:49pm

Name	Crystal
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Indiana
Comments	This is just sooo funny! I've already told to people to look at this site! heheh I haven't laughed so much in the longest time! heheheh I can't believe all the things you've argued about. The part that was really funny to me was about the stuff she puts in the freezer and how she throws away the instructions. I'm just like you! I have to do everything just like the instructions say. hehe Or else my food will end up like Margaret's food. lol Anyway, I hope that you'll make the mailing list available soon. This is just too funny! I don't think I even got to read all of it but if you say there's more than what's here, man that will be fun to read! hehe Well, take care. I hope to see some updates soon.

Guest 2,053 has been eliminated

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Guest 2,052 signed in on Monday, September 2nd at 4:36am

Name	Bill
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	nice site. cheers mate

Guest 2,051 has been eliminated

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Guest 2,050 signed in on Sunday, September 1st at 8:14am

Name	Lisa
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Colorado
Comments	I use to have time to read this site all the time. Loved it! I just wish I could access all the old stuff that use to be on here. What's up with not being able to be on the mailing list?!?!

Guest 2,049 signed in on Sunday, September 1st at 6:52am

Name	Maegon
My page	Never you mind unless you're curious and so I'll tell you later.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Comments	See? I'm not American. Canadian. Almost as bad. And I just wanted to say that I read the entire thing from start to finish, ignoring the burning behind my eyes, and incessant blinking of ICQ messages to read it all. It's one twenty-four a.m. by the way. You're hysterical. Margret reminds me so much of my ex-girlfriend that I've a pain in my stomach from laughing so hard at the memories that so resemble what I've read. heh heh. Good luck in the future and I'll check back occasionally.

Guest 2,048 signed in on Sunday, September 1st at 5:47am

Name	emily
My page	le page au moi neclue wat im talking about? me niether
My URL	http://angieharmonfan.tripod.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	New York
Comments	i love this page i cannot stop laughing !!!! thank you for the entertainment!!!

Guest 2,047 signed in on Sunday, September 1st at 2:07am

Name	delawney
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England
Comments	* delawney searches hard to find a suitable comment demonstrating her wit and intelligence. Fails. * * delawney considers leaving the url to her webpage, but decides against it coz it's filled with pics of her cats - oh, and some stuff about music too ;) * * delawney is still trying to stop laughing *

Guest 2,046 signed in on Saturday, August 31st at 8:27pm

Name	Ray A.
My page	Ray's Homepage
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/rayrayfx
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Phoenix, Arizona
Comments	You are among many of us guys with the same problem. Only you have so diligently and truthfully put it out on the internet. Bravo!

Guest 2,045 signed in on Saturday, August 31st at 9:50am

LAGOS of ABA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,044 signed in on Friday, August 30th at 8:57pm

Name	Caroline Brown
My page	huh?
Led here by	Web page
Location	England. Yep - we do exist
Comments	All these messages are so obsequious. There's a word for the less literate amongst your visiters. I fear my Gran may be related to your Margerat. I've certainly experienced 'the shower incident' on more than one occasion.

Guest 2,043 signed in on Friday, August 30th at 6:25am

Name	Jennifer Boeyink
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Midwestern USA
Comments	Mil, Mil, Mil... You're so HARD on us! We Americans are not so lacking in cultural attentiveness as you seem to believe. We've seen your Colin Firth, AND your Jennifer Ehle. After all, there IS such a thing as A&E. ;) I have the DVD set tucked away in my cabinet, right between my copy of Osmosis Jones and the training video that came with my '99 VW Beetle. And I must say, while leg-supporting and sensual footrubbing certainly has its merits, there is something about a Colin Firth Downward Glance that is quite appealing.

Guest 2,042 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 9:24pm

Name	Jeroen Bruinink (don't bother trying to pronounce it :)
My page	usually school projects here
My URL	http://cartewn.xs4all.nl
Led here by	Web page
Location	Netherlands
Comments	Must....breathe...need....air...must stop reading...

Guest 2,041 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 9:24pm

Name	Justinea
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Usa all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments	Duz margeRAT no about the site? plz e-mail and tell me

Guest 2,040 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 9:24pm

Name	Justinea
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Usa all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments	Duz margeRAT no about the site? plz e-mail and tell me

Guest 2,039 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 9:03pm

Name	Dave Gallant
My page	Gallant Home Page Mark II
My URL	http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/kaydeng
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Brunswick, Canada
Comments	Oh, and the bit about the clit... You had be in tears laughing so hard on that one.

Guest 2,038 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 9:01pm

Name	Dave Gallant
My page	Gallant Home Page Mark II
My URL	http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/kaydeng
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Brunswick, Canada
Comments	Canada is NOT the same as saying "americans"... please do not insult us. Mil. Well... What can I say. Your right... I have gotten many hours of enjoyment from your site, and all on my employers time. But alas, it's time to go home to the wife and kids.

Guest 2,037 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 3:43pm

Name	Katie
Led here by	Barry
Location	Dublin, Ireland
Comments	I hate to admit it, but your spot-on-ness regarding Americans makes my skin crawl. Because I am one.

Guest 2,036 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 12:03pm

Name	andrew atkinson
My page	title? hmm should think about that one..
My URL	http://www.andrewatkinson.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Bristol, uk
Comments	The funniest thing I have come across on the digital desert, you really should publish it and make a living from it. The FAQs are nice, too. And I also have a German girlfriend and we do blazing rows or at least I thought we used to. Now I'm not so sure... I shall see when looks at the site.

Guest 2,035 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 11:46am

Name	Kady Stevens
Led here by	Web page
Location	NSW, Australia
Comments	I'm smiling still ~ having just had the best laugh (yes ! at your and Margaret's expense :) ) You write creatively and as much as you love that woman, I'D GO RIGHT ROUND THE BEND MARRIED TO HER!!! Or you? *grin (But then I'd have to be lesbian or something to be married to her ~ and I'M NOT (not that there is anything wrong with that! ) Thanks for the laugh :) ~Kady~

Guest 2,034 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 8:40am

Name	wendy
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	new york
Comments	I understand your antipathy towards the marriage ritual, but you're missing out on a whole huge category of things to argue about. Assigned seating with formal service, or buffet? Chicken or beef? Family only, family and friends, should we invite the bank teller and supermarket checkout girl? Where shall we register? You don't really like those dishes, do you? Live band or DJ? You're going to wear what!!? She can't be your maid of honor, she once slept with my best man. Etc. You really should reconsider.

Guest 2,033 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 4:47am

Name	gary & sue
Led here by	Web page
Location	queensland Australia.
Comments	you said it all, mate!!

Guest 2,032 signed in on Thursday, August 29th at 3:49am

Name	Rachel
My page	homepage...nah!
Led here by	Magic
Location	Tucson, Arizona
Comments	Yes American, and extremely proud! Your page is a great pick me up. Well i hope you continue to write. You should do a book. Yeah, do a book! Become rich and famous. Live out the english dream! Do you Brits have a Dream? No, i really love this page. THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!! Rachel

Guest 2,031 signed in on Wednesday, August 28th at 8:53pm

Name	Kaid Presus
My page	Slashsot. News for drunks that cut people, stuff that matters.
My URL	http://www.bucksnort.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Bucksnort, TN
Comments	I (re)discovered the page while reading through the ICQ history of my girlfriend and I. Apparently the last time I was reading it, I was so engrossed (or laughing too loudly) to hear the message alert. Anyway, Having recently finished re-reading the main bit, Old and New alike... it's, ah, still very entertaining. I've also read the FAQ and still see no answer to the bit about wearing her underwear. I see it's mentioned again in the FAQ as, I can only assume, a sort of perverse intellectual sadism. Good Job. Aufwiederlesen 1010011010 oe-)

Guest 2,030 signed in on Wednesday, August 28th at 6:41pm

Name	JenFishie
Led here by	Barry
Comments	Mil, You haven't sent out a newletter/mailing list email in a long time. I miss you!!!! JF

Guest 2,029 signed in on Wednesday, August 28th at 12:31pm

Name	Paul
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	Hi, I am not an agent but it seems to me that 'Things my girlfriend and I have argued about' could be adapted for radio. Would you be interested? Paul Mason PS. Its very entertaining and make me gald I don't have to duck as many times as you.

Guest 2,028 signed in on Wednesday, August 28th at 12:06pm

Name	eds
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	A past boyfriend sent me the details of your (entertaining) rants. I have no idea what he is hinting at.

Guest 2,027 signed in on Tuesday, August 27th at 11:46pm

Name	Simon Pollard
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Greenock, West Scotland
Comments	Well Well Mil it appears to me that I live in a universe which appears to be running parallel to yours, only in this universe things arent any different. I can personally relate to over half of the arguments(at least) and have a few others to mention which were not in your list ; 1) Wyclef Lyrics 2) Where the sun sets (East East east) she thought North ! 3)The length of time a woman is pregnant for she said 8 months her being female i thought she may have known. Also to highlight not only arguments we've had but her utter stupidity I will recount a tale. My mother had recently returned from Amsterdam on holiday and she had given me some EUROS, that is for all you Americans the currrency being used in most EUROPEAN countries now. Anyway earlier in the year she had visited Singapore also, all very good. So she had some EUROS left over from her trip which she gave to me, when I told my girlfriend that I could spend my EUROS on holiday in Greece and how mym Mum had given me them she asked "Was that when she was in Amsterdam or Singapore she got them EURO things" Now, how she failed to assimilate the pertinence of the words Euro,Amsterdam and European country with Singapore South East Asia. When I laughed at her she said "What?" I then had to go onto explain at length that Amsterdam was a European country they used FUCKING EUROS YOU FOOL and Singapore well, not a european country....she finally got the point. I have to live with this people, if you sympathise e-mail me please, Simon.

Guest 2,026 signed in on Tuesday, August 27th at 6:20pm

Name	Ryan
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wisconsin
Comments	I stumbled across your site because my girlfriend and I have been getting in a lot of fights recently. Your site is hilarious, especially since I can relate to a lot of it! Thanks!

Guest 2,025 signed in on Tuesday, August 27th at 8:14am

Name	Tabby
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Positively wonderful. Your talent for recounting these escapades leaves me in stitches every time.

Guest 2,024 signed in on Monday, August 26th at 7:32pm

peter stillman of London, England sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 2,023 signed in on Monday, August 26th at 5:58pm

Name	tracy_b
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	kettering
Comments	I have two questions for you, both of which will probably cause scorn and derision. ok, here goes... firstly, i was wondering if you could pleeease email me the extra bits that used to be on the page. it's really not that i'm a newcomer who deserves to be punished for arriving so late, but rather that i have been off work on maternity leave for ages and the other day i was reminiscing about the hours i used to waste on the internet when i was supposed to be working. i wanted to show my boyfriend your page and was surprised at how much shorter it was. if you can't add me to the mailing list, would it be ok for someone who already has the extra bits to add me to theirs?? just wondering... secondly, and this sounds really dumb, i could have sworn that there used to be pictures on your site showing you paintballing. maybe they are still there and i just haven't looked properly. am i just getting confused? sorry to bother you! good luck with the book! Txx

Guest 2,022 signed in on Monday, August 26th at 9:15am

Name	Blackbyrd
Led here by	Barry
Location	States
Comments	I first found your site a year or so ago. You're still going on, eh? Planning anything new? Yes, I love the site, why else would I come back?

Guest 2,021 signed in on Monday, August 26th at 1:34am

Name	Eleanor Ruby Moon
My page	erubymoon.com
My URL	http://erubymoon.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Los Angeles and Melbourne
Comments	I want to meet you.

Guest 2,020 signed in on Sunday, August 25th at 7:53pm

Name	Hannibal
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	birmingham
Comments	hey this is actually very funny. and must have taken ages to load. i had an argument with a girlfriend once about GINGERBREAD HOUSES. they just wouldnt be able to be livd in would they? WOULD THEY? im right arent i?

Guest 2,019 signed in on Sunday, August 25th at 9:16am

Name	Leah Holmes
My page	Honestly, Beautifully
My URL	http://honey-blade.diaryland.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, UK
Comments	I got here from an internet forum several months ago, now my boyfriend and I are avid readers! Wonderful, hilarious site, although we both think that Margret has a point with the nail clippings :)

Guest 2,018 signed in on Saturday, August 24th at 3:34pm

Name	Paul
My page	Mr. Wolfs punk band page
My URL	http://www.btinternet.com/~wolfsweb
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Derby England at work
Comments	Thought the site was feckin hilarious... My ex-girlfriend once told me "my nob stinks, have a shower", when I told her that I was of the firm belief my genitals did not smell she opted for the "are calling me a liar approach"... I laughed thinking she must be joking. She wasn't he went nuts accusing me of not taking her views seriously... Psycopath

Guest 2,017 signed in on Saturday, August 24th at 8:31am

Name	Anna-Maria
Led here by	Barry
Location	Canada
Comments	Hey, Yelena, what a great idea!Infact... I think he's taken your comment whole heartedly and has written a book! Perhaps he'll dedicate it to you.

Guest 2,016 signed in on Friday, August 23rd at 1:48am

Name	Yelena
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I really think u MUST start thinking of writting books!! ...... U got a talant and its so fantastic ....... i read almost all of it and i truly like it......Hey ! don't give up!! .......

Guest 2,015 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 11:14pm

Name	Mellie
Led here by	Magic
Location	America
Comments	Quite Funny. I'd like to say... "More power to you."

Guest 2,014 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 10:38pm

Name	Holden
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I'd like to say i read this site with amusement, but i'm afraid its more in recognition. I'm sure my ex was separated with your other half at birth (probably after trying to kill each other with their rattles). Some of our favourite moments include: * her spitting in our video recorder cos i annoyed her (never found out why) * her breaking the dishes because i was keeping her awake coughing with the flu (and I was on the couch in the next room at the time) * her getting up at 1pm when she was wasnt working and complained i was selfish cos i wanted to go to bed at 1am to get up to work the next day * her not talking to me for 2 days when i got annoyed at her pretending to hide at a train station which resulted in us missing a train (after a long flight) Unfortunately, i kid yea not... ...if you want more, let me know, i'm sure i can borrow my file back from the mental home ;-)

Guest 2,013 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 9:59pm

Name	Marcus
My page	Broadband 4 PW
My URL	http://www.broadband4paddockwood.tk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Paddock Wood, Kent
Comments	Dude this is really good stuff. I have cracked up in larfter at alot of these!!!! Need more lol

Guest 2,012 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 9:37pm

Name	Kozad
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	One of the funniest sites I've ever visited. I can't read it at work, because if I'm snickering, I'm most likely not viewing work-related material. Don't stop now!

Guest 2,011 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 7:21pm

Name	patricia
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Arizona
Comments	Absolutely histerical!

Guest 2,010 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 7:18pm

Name	Bob Davis
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Lyle's bar, Minneapolis
Comments	I like beans and Mil's page. Deja vu, I have learned, is not that big a deal after all.

Guest 2,009 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 10:54am

Name	claire
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	OMG This is sooooooooo funny. The thing is i know your not lying and thats great. Its true that Americans dont get British humour but we'll never give up hope. Laughed so much. great site!

Guest 2,008 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 8:58am

Name	Danielle
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Canada
Comments	I have to say your girlfriend is my idol. With my boyfriend I try to come up with stupid things to argue about just for the heck of it, but I could never come close to the things you and your girlfriend argue about! I must thank you for making me fall out of my seat laughing. I have not laughed that hard for a long while.

Guest 2,007 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 8:21am

Name	Mike Geaney
My page	N/A
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Milton Keynes, England
Comments	You poor, poor man... I thought that I'd experienced some of the most inane, apropos-of-nothing rows in my time, but they were as nothing next to your interstellar feats of discourse. My heartfelt thanks for making me laugh so much, and my sympathies in that I know there's a lot more to come...

Guest 2,006 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 12:20am

Name	Qually
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Australia
Comments	Ball tearingly funny stuff. My friends and I can't wait to read future updates! I dare not suggest to my partner that she may be suffering from 'Margrets Disease'. Also, why should I be expected to water the bloody house plants if I wasn't the one who planted/bought them in the first place ?

Guest 2,005 signed in on Thursday, August 22nd at 12:10am

Name	Tom
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California. Is there any other place?
Comments	The mall was closed and Rush Limbaugh has an idiot substitute on this week, so I had some spare time and checked your web site. It was great and I learned a lot! Like, I had never heard of Pot Noodles before and I like noodles a lot so it should be a good combination to try at my next party. I hope it works better than pot spaghetti -- those spaghettis really plugged up the filter in my hot tub the last time I tried that.

Guest 2,004 signed in on Wednesday, August 21st at 2:39pm

Name	Mighty Llama
My page	MightyLlama.com
My URL	http://www.mightyllama.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	London, England
Comments	I've been reading your page for ages now (since waaaaay before the mailing list, of which I am an avid enthusiast) and I thought it was time to say how wonderful it is and how many times I've nearly coughed up my spleen in laughter from it. Keep up the great work!

Guest 2,003 signed in on Wednesday, August 21st at 3:25am

Name	Gareth
My page	...Ellipses...
My URL	http://www.nip-tv.com/~g-man
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ithaca, New York ("upstate"), US
Comments	A few more things crossed my mind. Before I go further with that, I realize that A) This will appear _before_ my previous statement, thereby confusing a small-brained-yet-obnoxiously-vocal segment of the Web-going community, B) I should have said it all before, and C) this is not the appropriate forum for my person rants, as I, in fact, have my very own Web page for exactly that purpose. Okay? Okay. 1) Gravy. 2) Car salesmen. 3) _Gravy_. 4) Plants. 5) For God's sake, GRAVY. 6) I apparently enjoy making lists of things. I'm sending you a hospital bill. It turns out that you can actually rupture internal organs by laughing too hard.

Guest 2,002 signed in on Wednesday, August 21st at 2:59am

Name	Gareth
My page	...Ellipses...
My URL	http://www.nip-tv.com/~g-man
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ithaca, New York ("upstate"), US
Comments	I'm constantly amazed by the number of people who bitch about people who "have nothing better to do [than write, I assume]", or are "losers" (spelled "loosers" distressingly often), et cetera. Don't they realize that they, themselves, are _always_ going to be one rung lower on the Ladder of Loserness (Loserosity? Damn you, George W.) because they actually took the time to read and reply to the very stuff that they deem useless? "You Suck" seems to be the motto of the Internet. It's enough to make my eyes bleed. Oh, well. Had to get that out of my system. Love the site, very well-written, keeps me laughing and healthily paranoid of relationships...yet I feel strangely incomplete. Maybe I could hire someone to hurl various appliances at my head.

Guest 2,001 signed in on Tuesday, August 20th at 8:39pm

Name	Ashley Leigh
Led here by	Web page
Location	Denver, CO, USA
Comments	Thank you for the only hour of amusement that I've had at the office today ;)

Guest 2,000 signed in on Tuesday, August 20th at 1:37pm

Name	jean
My page	none
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	cape town, south africa
Comments	how about a site of "things my girlfriend and i have never argued about" mite takea little less out of your cooking-cleaning time.

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