Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,900 to 1,999)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests one thousand, nine hundred to one thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

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Guest 1,999 signed in on Tuesday, August 20th at 9:42am

Name	Lester
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New Orleans, USA
Comments	You rock. I cried my eyes out when reading your "Things we argue about" page. I showed all the friends at work and we had a blast. One question...do you have any recent pictures of you and Margret....we wanted to get the visual of the two of you and the pics that I've seen on the site do you both no justice. Thanks for the good read.

Guest 1,998 signed in on Monday, August 19th at 11:27pm

Todd of Carmel, CA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,997 signed in on Monday, August 19th at 9:28pm

Name	Dave
My page	Poor me... so behind the times
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	an invisible fortress hovering over the city
Comments	I would like to apologise for all the dull-witted filth my quasi-literate American neighbors slap onto this page. Margaret is a doll for putting up with Mil, and for giving all you dumb suckers something to read about. You're mostly evidence of the entertainment industry's very effective plot to legitimise boredom as a concept, which is sad but acceptable. What is not as acceptable is the way Americans apparently feel that they must attack everything that crosses the radar of their perceptual fields first, and ask questions never.

Guest 1,996 signed in on Monday, August 19th at 7:02pm

Name	Karla
Led here by	Web page
Location	United States
Comments	Very funny...I am in a new relationship and find the arguments a riot. Hope we can find the humor in ours!

Guest 1,995 signed in on Sunday, August 18th at 2:39pm

Name	Stu Stewart
My URL	http://www.stewarttoyota.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Palm Beach, FL, USA
Comments	God! You seem to be so obnoxiously self-important. How embarrassing!

Guest 1,994 signed in on Sunday, August 18th at 9:32am

Name	Jessica Coder
My page	Get your own JessicaCoderRules E-mail addy
My URL	http://jessicacoderrules.zzn.com
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	up your ass
Comments	2 things! 1. LEARN TO SPELL APOLOGIZE 2. BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF SHE'S SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

Guest 1,993 signed in on Sunday, August 18th at 9:18am

Name	Tabitha Jessica Stephens Black
My page	The most annoying Page ever
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/wizard/flyingmonkey2005/funwithhtml.html
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Bradford, PA, USA
Comments	You have way too much time on your hands!!!! Will you come over here andd scroll my mouse for me too?? I have one of those mouse's with the wheels so It won't be too hard for you to scroll for me!!

Guest 1,992 has been eliminated

Guest 1,992 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,991 signed in on Sunday, August 18th at 3:49am

Name	audig
Led here by	Web page
Location	Minneapolis, MN, USA (Unfortunately)
Comments	I appreciate your sympathy for our president. I've enjoyed your site. I think it's great that you fight so much and still stick together. more power to you. (wow, you can really tell i'm an idiot American, can't you? i really need to get out of this country...)

Guest 1,990 signed in on Saturday, August 17th at 11:36pm

Name	Alex
Led here by	Web page
Location	Germany
Comments	what the hell? m' argr et is supposed to be german for being dangerously insane? is this supposed to be some stupid joke that i dont understand or are u just fucking stupid? get ur stupid facts straight... m' argr et isnt even a fucking word, you stupid wanker shithead.

Guest 1,989 has been eliminated

Guest 1,989 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,988 signed in on Saturday, August 17th at 5:01am

Name	Dawnelle
My page	Hoodhaven
My URL	http:// www.Hoodhaven.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Seattle, Washington, USA
Comments	The perfect thing to read when my mate and I are having an evening apart because we can't stand each other today- this happens once in a while. And we love each other dearly.

Guest 1,987 signed in on Saturday, August 17th at 4:36am

Name	Bond...James Bond
My page	DOOM
My URL	http://www.IrkinEmpire.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Classified
Comments	Love the site man. Funniest part is me and my best friend fight like this all the time. She is the best and I love her to death...just have to watch out for her bite...nails can mess you up good too hehe

Guest 1,986 signed in on Friday, August 16th at 7:24pm

Name	Lucie
My page	Girls On Motorbikes
My URL	http://www.girlsonmotorbikes.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	Nottinghamshire, UK
Comments	Fantastic site...I've just spent nearly an hour reading everything on the 'Things my girlfreind and I have argued about' page and it had me laughing out loud to myself! Luckily only my two kittens were watching so I didn't seem to weird. Will be checking back for updates...

Guest 1,985 signed in on Friday, August 16th at 1:22pm

Name	Holly
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	I would certainly hope you and Margaret are happy, especially since it sounds like she drives you nuts! How true it is that only the people actually IN the relationship really know the score anyway so who is anyone else to judge. All of my grandparents are from England. God how I wish they would have stayed off that boat. I do love America but it is getting to be scary place.

Guest 1,984 signed in on Friday, August 16th at 9:24am

Name	Matt
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	There! Behind that sofa!
Comments	Post something new, damnit! You have openly admitted to us all that you have nothing better to do that sit around aimlessly wearing nothing but pants and eating Pot Noodles and we want to hear about it! I've been un-entertained at work for ages, now. Pretty soon I will be forced to actually do something and I think you realise what a desperate situation that is. You know we only treat you like this because we love you...it's for your own good, really...

Guest 1,983 signed in on Friday, August 16th at 6:55am

Name	Angie
My page	Angies_site
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/grace48137/Angies_site.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	This is so hilariously funny. I will definitely be coming back to read more. And for those who are wondering why so many Americans have been here, it's listed on a site called Bored.com (which a lot of us use to waste time)

Guest 1,982 signed in on Thursday, August 15th at 7:57pm

Name	Suzanne
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	And he's got no chin either. He's still hot though. He knows how to make his eyes "smolder." Chicks dig that, as they say in the USA.

Guest 1,981 signed in on Thursday, August 15th at 7:55pm

Name	Suzanne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	New (and improved) England
Comments	You can delete my comments all you want, Mil whipped boy, but it's still true that you're a man, therefore you're wrong. Face it, Margret's always going to win because she outcrazies you. That takes real sanity. YOU LOSE!

Guest 1,980 signed in on Thursday, August 15th at 4:36am

Name	emilykhrystyne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	CA, USA
Comments	well, it has been some time since i first looked at this page..never did finish...so here i am back...and still didn't finish...maybe someday i will finish!!!

Guest 1,979 signed in on Thursday, August 15th at 1:41am

Name	marzel
Led here by	Search engine
Location	arabia
Comments	on a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a loser do you think you are?

Guest 1,978 signed in on Thursday, August 15th at 12:02am

Name	Graham
My page	none
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Middle England
Comments	Eat the Kiwi like an apple, like God intended. You'll like it ... spread the word. G/.

Guest 1,977 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 4:04pm

Cathy McIntosh of Australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,976 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 2:40pm

Name	Ian
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	Tragically, I can identify with a lot of this... help me, please.

Guest 1,975 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 2:39pm

Name	Ian
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	hmmm, tragically I can identify with a lot of this...

Guest 1,974 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 2:13pm

Name	Emer
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ireland
Comments	I'm back again. Just wondering how exactly all these Americans seem to have come here. Is there a billboard there with this website address? Am in the States at the moment and will keep an eye out for you. Hope you can sleep better at night now.

Guest 1,973 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 2:09pm

Name	Emer
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	If it makes you feel any better I think Colin Firth has the strangest eyebrows in the world. And his probably have gone grey.

Guest 1,972 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 11:42am

Name	Ross
Led here by	Search engine
Location	North London (soon to be East London, Im moving)
Comments	Im with you on the loud crisps thing. Pleased to hear you're out there doing it for the rest of us..

Guest 1,971 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 10:20am

Name	midget
My page	punk rock song
My URL	http://groups.msn.com/punkrocksong
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	worcester
Comments	hehe it's funny

Guest 1,970 has been eliminated

Guest 1,970 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,969 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 8:52am

Name	eviless
My page	Eviless Stash
My URL	http://www.evilessstash.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Gig Harbor, Washington, USA
Comments	This page was recommended by an old boyfriend, why I don't know. I am still laughing so hard I can hardly breathe. I am a recent widow and glad at this moment I am alone, the dream catcher thingy was so funny and everything else. Did I say I am glad I am alone. Bwahahahahahaha eviless

Guest 1,968 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 7:12am

Name	Kristen & Gary Parks
Led here by	Barry
Location	California
Comments	Where's Margret's page?

Guest 1,967 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 2:58am

Name	Noreen
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Lisbon, New York, USA
Comments	Delightful! Honestly...the passion Mil and Margret share is something to be envied!

Guest 1,966 signed in on Wednesday, August 14th at 12:39am

Name	Stephanie
Led here by	Magic
Location	New York City
Comments	Being a teenage girl (oh dear, she's American as well! Someone shoot her!) who actually can read and enjoys it, unlike some of my southern counterparts, I found your site to be quite amusing. I must say, however, that you are nothing like the people in London (yes, I have been there) who simply walk quickly, heads bowed, eyes frantically scanning the sidewalk and occasionaly mumbling to themselves. Maybe it's for the better...

Guest 1,965 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 11:38pm

Name	Karen Lang
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Fullerton, California
Comments	Once again, sucked in during work hours. Also in a long-term relationship, and part-German. I know Germans, I grew up on, "Germany needs coal!" Love the dry British humor with which you describe it.

Guest 1,964 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 11:33pm

Name	Dylan
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	you should seriously write a book about you and margret.

Guest 1,963 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 5:05am

Name	Bridget
Led here by	Web page
Location	Upstate New York
Comments	Ah Mil Mil Mil, what do you have against teenage girls? Although there is a very large portion of us who are complete and utter idiots, not every single one of us thinks that you and Margret hate each other...even us American teenage girls. Most of us do have way too much time on our hands, though, which is obvious considering that I actually sat down and read about the approximate million arguments (or rows as you call them) you and your girlfriend have had, and that I am not writing to you about what I read. Now I must go off in search of something even more unimportant to do, like watch reruns of Who's the Boss on ABC Family. However the question must be asked: who has more spare time on their hands: the person who reads about some guy and his girlfriend and their aarguments, or the guy who sits there and types about what he and his girlfriend fight about? Sorry Mil, had to be said.

Guest 1,962 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 4:53am

Name	Felecia
My page	steveandfelecia.tripod.com
My URL	http://see above
Led here by	Barry
Location	Kentucky
Comments	IF you and Margaret argue so much how do you find the time to write this page? And why do you do it? is the only way to keep your sanity? You should make this into some sort of sitcom. What about your kids? are they just used to you all arguing all the time? do they ever argue with you?

Guest 1,961 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 3:05am

Name	Tom Schwerdtfeger
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Eloquent, entertaining, and bang on the money! Good show!

Guest 1,960 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 2:34am

Name	Joe American
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	This was a delight to read! And, no, I didn't waste time reading the FAQs. I do not mind appearing stupid. I've been in the military for 24 years. That speaks for itself. Cheers.

Guest 1,959 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 12:56am

Jennifer Thomas of Buffalo, NY USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,957 signed in on Tuesday, August 13th at 12:36am

Name	GOD
My page	HEAVEN
My URL	http://www.heaven.net
Led here by	Magic
Location	Heaven
Comments	Don't worry Mil, things can't get any weirder. Oh, and stay away from manhole covers on the 26th of June, 2004. Have a nice day! See you soon.

Guest 1,956 signed in on Monday, August 12th at 11:47pm

Name	Karl
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Amazing... you really should be admired for the public service work you do, suddenly my life is normal, sane and infinately more dull... I feel so much better... even more so since I moved away from Wolverhampton

Guest 1,955 signed in on Monday, August 12th at 6:06pm

Name	S Manahan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pennsylvania USA
Comments	Thank you. I haven't had a good teary belly-laugh for... a couple of years, but reading through TMGaIHAA gave me more than one side-splitter. You both sound like very lovable people, and I wish you health, wealth, and joy in your arguing ;) And now, I'm off to email the URL to my family, and to try to think up some way to LURE my husband into reading your page =)

Guest 1,954 signed in on Monday, August 12th at 3:19pm

Name	Dave
My page	My Webpage
My URL	http://homepage.eircom.net/~davidnelligan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Cork, Ireland
Comments	My girlfriend and I had a fight last night. We were both a bit drunk. I locked her out, went upstairs and fell asleep. This morning I had 24 missed calls and 11 text messages on my phone. Through a blinding hangover I pondered my short future. And suddenly I remembered your page. And reading it made me feel a bit better. I'm a dead man.

Guest 1,953 signed in on Monday, August 12th at 12:31pm

Name	not telling
My page	dido
My URL	http://dido
Led here by	Magic
Location	dido
Comments	That was a very long page full of things u fight about..is that all the things u have had a fight about.....of only some..............

Guest 1,952 signed in on Monday, August 12th at 9:44am

Name	Christine
My page	Invader Zim Webpage
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/invaderzimgal
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Boston, MA USA
Comments	Just wanted to thank you for providing me with some entertainment for an hour or so while I went through your webpage. Keep up the fights, I like reading.

Guest 1,951 signed in on Monday, August 12th at 8:31am

Name	Aidan J
My page	Darkrise
My URL	http://www.darkrise.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	I come back to re-read this site whenever I'm in need of a good laugh. May the updates continue to be as snappy and refreshing as the relationship on which they're based. Cheers.

Guest 1,950 signed in on Sunday, August 11th at 11:52pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	Magic
Location	california.
Comments	dear god, that's a long list. i spent hours of my useless and otherwise flagrantly wasted time trying to get through that thing (and i'm one of the rare [according you at least] americans who actually likes to read!).. but now that i have i feel strangely satisfied. got any fellow internet users with too much time on their hands who made something like that for my reading pleasure? ps. both of you should probably get haircuts.

Guest 1,949 signed in on Sunday, August 11th at 11:40pm

Name	MabozzaRitchie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Right Here Right Now
Comments	The lavatories are described are strictly upper class. Having began my adult shitting career in a Glasgow shipyard let me tell you about a real mans "lavvy". There was a sort of trough thing running for about a length of 100m inclined at an slight angle. Above this was a long metal pole that one hung ones arse over in order to expung payload. Conversation was made easier because there was only one cubicle. This was partuculary nausius on a Monday as almost every arse on the pole had been drinking heavily over the weekend. The trough had running water in order to shift the payloads directly into the Clyde. Every now and again Some joker of course would douse a small piece of wood in petrol set fire to it sending it merrily down the trough. In the winter the metal pole got so cold that it would take the skin off your arse to extreme caution was neccerary. good page though.

Guest 1,948 signed in on Sunday, August 11th at 3:56pm

Katrina Langham of USA--isn't it obvious? sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,947 signed in on Sunday, August 11th at 3:52pm

Name	Liz.Hurley
My page	Liz's Favourite Web Designer
My URL	http://www.shazian.com.au
Led here by	Magic
Location	I Love A Sunburnt Country ...
Comments	The Prize for the one millionth visitor is so tantalisingly tempting that I think you should consider (if only for a brief moment) excluding everyone but mailing listers from winning - especially if the prize should be awarded while Margret and the children are away - can't have you throwing crisp packets on the ground at a resort of your choosing funded by a non-lister can we? (why are crisp packets so pathetically limp anyway?)

Guest 1,946 signed in on Sunday, August 11th at 3:05am

Name	elizabeth
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Alabama
Comments	I enjoyed your brand of humor. I especially appreciated your comments on the masses of ignorant, ampathetic people mindlessly tettering around the globe.

Guest 1,945 signed in on Saturday, August 10th at 10:42pm

Name	Alicia
Led here by	Barry
Location	California
Comments	This is the best 12 hours I've spent reading on the net. No, I'm not stupid or a teenager(no my head does not hurt from reading this), it just took longer for me to fully grasp every nuance of your page(I'm from California it's a disability I've learned to live with). But really this is the funniest thing I've ever read!

Guest 1,944 signed in on Saturday, August 10th at 10:13pm

Name	Sylvia
Led here by	Web page
Location	Kansas, USA
Comments	I just wanted to say thank you for this wonderful page. Whenever I'm feeling low for whatever reason, I know I can come here and read through and it always makes me laugh. Keep it up and thanks again!

Guest 1,943 signed in on Saturday, August 10th at 6:28pm

Wayne Sugden of Gibsons,British Columbia,Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,942 signed in on Saturday, August 10th at 6:03pm

Name	Misti
My page	The World According To Misti
My URL	http://www.mistimimi.cjb.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	Vicksburg, Michigan USA
Comments	I nearly busted a gut while reading this page. You and I are just alike. I'm writing a book a lot like your girlfriend traumas. I take annoying things and sarcastically and cynically turn them into humor. You've got a gift and you're doing the right thing with it! I love your page.

Guest 1,941 signed in on Saturday, August 10th at 9:24am

Name	Danielle
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Seattle Washington
Comments	I checked out your page, very amusing, keep me up instead of going to bed. I doubt they will mind at work if i sleep for a little while on the job. Your site addy was in the bookmarks of a computer i bought from my sister,so i have no clue where she got the address from but here i am. Keep up the good work. Danielle

Guest 1,940 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 10:55pm

Name	michele
My page	none
Led here by	Web page
Location	louisiana, USA
Comments	this is the absolute best website ive ever been to. mil, you are beyond genius and just hilarious. i love it because it is completely real. you live a life just like everyone else. anyone who has been with a person more than two days has argued about the most meaningless and insane things...its the root of family holiday humor.this site is amazing. by the way, something is wrong with your mailing list page.

Guest 1,939 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 7:26pm

Name	Ron DeBoy
My page	PTEC
My URL	http://ptec.pinellas.k12.fl.us
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Petersburg, Fl USA
Comments	funny stuff, very good witing!

Guest 1,938 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 5:24pm

Name	Jessica
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/jessie_oneightwo
Led here by	Web page
Location	ameeeeeerica
Comments	best thing since the invention of permanent markers [insert evil smile]!! absolutely adore the site... just more damning proof that germans are, well... you know. =) will check back again soon...

Guest 1,937 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 5:15pm

Name	Allison
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I thought it was really really funny. You guys seem to make a great couple. heh heh

Guest 1,936 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 5:04pm

Name	Allison
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I thought it was really really funny. You guys seem to make a great couple. heh heh

Guest 1,935 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 3:17pm

Name	Leila
Led here by	Magic
Location	Holland
Comments	Laughed my head of!! Fantastic!!

Guest 1,934 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 2:57pm

Name	Tammo
My URL	http://www.mp3.com/trueper
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	germany
Comments	Hilarious. Wonderful. Funny stuff. Brilliant. What causes that kind of humor in britain (and fails to cause it in germany most of the time)?

Guest 1,933 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 2:38pm

Name	Suzanne--AN AMERICAN!
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	So, I don't get it. There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with Margret. I think it's YOU! Another guy whining about how they don't get women...you'll never understand us! NEVER!! And we'll always conquer and rule you through mystery, surprise and seemingly illogical logic...hahahahahaha!!! Our plan is working.....

Guest 1,932 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 11:49am

Name	Drewe Manton
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Somerset
Comments	Not allowed to sign up for the mailing list . . I was always the sad lonely kid who was last to be picked (by default, not by actual, active selection, note) when playing team games at school. Now it seems this curse has followed me into cyber land, and I'm sad. Ahh well. . I guess not being special enough to be on the mailing list gives me more time to look at po. . . . work, I mean work!

Guest 1,931 signed in on Friday, August 9th at 12:45am

Name	Brett
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	This is my all-time favourite webpage, with www.something.com in a close second. Everyone check that out too. But honestly, this webpage is just brilliant, I've been reading it since January and I check back every wekk to see something new. I can't wait to buy the book :)!!

Guest 1,930 signed in on Thursday, August 8th at 11:23pm

Name	Andy
Led here by	Web page
Location	manchester (uk)
Comments	absolutly fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!!

Guest 1,929 signed in on Thursday, August 8th at 9:50pm

Name	Jessica
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boston Massachusetts (USA)
Comments	Absolutely HYSTERICAL. Really. One of my favorite webpages ever. :)

Guest 1,928 signed in on Thursday, August 8th at 4:23pm

Lucy of Leicester! sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,927 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 7:27pm

Name	Kelly
Led here by	Web page
Location	Tennessee, USA
Comments	Great site! It makes me laugh

Guest 1,926 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 4:33pm

Name	Werner de Jong
My URL	http://www.werbecky.com/
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	United Kingdom
Comments	Yes, I was reading your site in my employer's time! Your site contains some great stuff, I couldn't stop reading and I couldn't stop laughing! Two hours wasted... and it's your fault! I'll be back!

Guest 1,925 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 2:13pm

Name	Tim
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	England
Comments	I am in the process of patenting a male/female argument translating device (precursor to the Star trek universal communicator). As soon as it is completed I will not send you one, in fact I will eradicate all evidence of its existence. The last thing any man needs is to know what a woman is really arguing about. Trust me, the ego cannot take that kind of beating. Great site.

Guest 1,924 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 1:44pm

Name	Chris (the Man, the Mystery)
My page	Pelos Place
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/pelosplace/
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Zealand (Where? By Papua New Guinea?) NO by Australia (Oh you mean near Malaysia?)
Comments	Bloody Hell!!! You appear to lead a very... interesting life my friend. I read the entire page in one go, damn my eyes hurt. This is definetly one of the funniest sites Ive seen thus far on the net (I seriously cracked up at the custard bit), and you best be staying with that luverly woman of yours! Cheers big ears for a good nights entertainment!

Guest 1,923 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 1pm

Name	Dan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	Mil, I hope that the sex is good! Made it half way through the page, it may take me about a week to get through it all though.

Guest 1,922 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 12:43pm

Name	Harrigan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Lon'on
Comments	Hmmm, thirteen years? An institution, then? Great site! H

Guest 1,921 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 5:55am

Name	Jasmine
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Francisco
Comments	Delightful. I love Margret. So understated and charismatic - I think some sort of eastern philosophy could be built around her. Barring that, she could write a bestseller on how to please your man or just trap him in a cold death grip for over a decade. For the record, goddamn Canadians are nothing like Americans.

Guest 1,920 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 5:52am

Name	Jasmine
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	San Francisco
Comments	Delightful. I love Margret. So understated and charismatic - I think some sort of eastern philosophy could be built around her. Barring that, she could write a bestseller on how to please your man or just trap him in a cold death grip for over a decade. For the record, goddamn Canadians are nothing like Americans.

Guest 1,919 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 5:09am

Name	Zack
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Minnesota, USA
Comments	Very interesting page. Found myself laughing quite a bit, not just some of the things you're gf has done, but also the dry wit you put it. Quite well done.

Guest 1,918 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 1:06am

Name	Matt & his car
My page	The Webpage O' Death
My URL	http://www.theredmax.cjb.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Surrey (sorry!) England
Comments	Absolutely superb. Before I read the FAQ I wasn't sure if this was real or not, I mean: how can you have so many arguments? But then, alas, I remembered my last relationship, and I realised that yes, it is indeed possible. However, I think it's a jolly good sign that you & Margret are still together after all this (sign of a good relationship?). Anyway, absolutely hilarious site! Keep it up! Actually...that sounds bad. It sounds like I'm willing your arguments to continue.... as if they could stop! women will be women!

Guest 1,917 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 12:18am

Name	liz
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	safely in-doors
Comments	dearest mil, i, too, want to paint the living room yellow. and my boyfriend (who, coinicidentally, i told about you) noted the inexplicable connection. a sort of light beigey gold, really. it'd go so very well with the sofa. Best wishes from america.

Guest 1,916 signed in on Wednesday, August 7th at 12:14am

Name	liz
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	safely in-doors
Comments	dearest mil, i, too, want to paint the living room yellow. and my boyfriend (who, coinicidentally, i told about you) noted the inexplicable connection. a sort of light beigey gold, really. it'd go so very well with the sofa. Best wishes from america.

Guest 1,915 signed in on Tuesday, August 6th at 2:20pm

Name	Taufik
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada/The Netherlands
Comments	Dear Mill, Great work, the sight is amusing and entertaining. I like your wife too, she is not weird, she is lovely. out of curiousity, have you considered using these notes as a sit-com? you got like 20 episodes already. Esp. if the real margaret starts the show. Glad that i stumpled across your site, taufik

Guest 1,914 signed in on Tuesday, August 6th at 8:11am

Name	Marina
My page	Don't have one yet...
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	California
Comments	Mil, Your page is hilarious! I come by every once in a while to check up on updates... I love your sense of humor and sarcasm and the fact that you're such an anal cynic. Your kids must have fun living with such an...ehm...eccentric couple. :D Keep up the awesome work!!!

Guest 1,913 signed in on Tuesday, August 6th at 7:49am

Name	tom
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	get a fucking devource!!!

Guest 1,912 signed in on Tuesday, August 6th at 6:14am

Name	Newborn Baby
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Your site is kinda mean, I mean give the poor woman a break!!!

Guest 1,911 signed in on Monday, August 5th at 11:14pm

Name	Ethelred the Perplexed
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fresno, CA
Comments	As I truly wish to be the Millionth Visitor, I have one question that I hope you'll answer. How does your counting engine tally hits? If I log on continually, from work, home and my friend Boadecia's laptop, let's say, will that be three hits? If twice from work, is that two hits? Twice in one day? Twice ever? Please, oh please...

Guest 1,910 signed in on Monday, August 5th at 9:35am

Name	Carrie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Arizona
Comments	...try hitting the lid of jars with the blunt side of a butter knife... it's all in the wrists.

Guest 1,909 signed in on Monday, August 5th at 9:23am

Name	Matt
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Under the bed
Comments	I feel your pain, Mil. When my wife goes away (usually some work funded jolly to, I don't know, Hawaii or something...it's a hard life in astronomy...honestl, no, the telescopes have to be there...no, really) I often find myself in a similar state. If it helps at all, I find that six straight hours on uninterrupted gameplay, possibly wearing nothing but underwear (although this is up to personal perference) helps the long nights to slide by. I recommend Anarchy...

Guest 1,908 signed in on Monday, August 5th at 5:43am

Mary of Victoria, BC Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,907 signed in on Sunday, August 4th at 10:20pm

Name	ari
Led here by	Web page
Location	NZ
Comments	damn good site mil. keep it comin. all 2 of us in new zealand with a working pc luv your website

Guest 1,906 signed in on Saturday, August 3rd at 3:39pm

Name	Jo-Bob
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	THis Page absolutley sucks!! I cant even imagine what possesed you to come up with such a stupid idea. Making fun of your "German girlfriend", is gnot entertaining, its discusting. Both of you sound like complete Englih idiots and your page should be banned. Ultimetly, You suck.

Guest 1,905 signed in on Saturday, August 3rd at 8:02am

Name	Mike D'Ascenzo
Led here by	Web page
Location	detroit
Comments	Christ do I know what you mean about the Jesse's Song thing. Almost brought the tears back just reading about it on your page. Shoot me now!

Guest 1,904 signed in on Friday, August 2nd at 3:33pm

Name	carolyn smyth
My page	n/a
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	belfast
Comments	im 18. i do not find the words on your page frightening even though i am a teenage girl. i also think your wife sounds like a fucking queen, a role model. Im not usually impressed, (although not the cynic you are) but this women (and credit to your writing skills also) has provided much hilarity and entertainment to help me through this long day at work, this very long day at work. Im pretty sure you and my fionce would have lots to talk about, because i cant help but identify with all of your wife`s idiosyncracies instead of sharing in your bafflement. and by the way it was your fault for leaving the tea on the floor.in my experience, floors are first and foremostly for walking on.

Guest 1,903 signed in on Friday, August 2nd at 4:53am

Name	Cody Kennedy
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	What (other than the fact ure girlfriend is a total babe) compells u to not totally ignore Margaret? I'm no psychologist, but this is quite peculiar, the sex must be amazing, haha just kidding.

Guest 1,902 signed in on Thursday, August 1st at 8:31pm

Name	Kimmie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Colorado, USA
Comments	Keep writing--I'm hooked! Loved the plant in the shower incident...I don't think she's cheating on you Mil. Your dreamcatcher above the bed brought tears to my eyes, I laughed so hard. Confession: dog shows, the olympics and even certain commercials can make me cry

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Guest 1,900 signed in on Thursday, August 1st at 3:55pm

Name	Jonathan
My page	Nothing Interesting, and months out of date
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wasting my life at University...
Comments	I have an Canadian friend and she claims the biggest sourse of pride is the Royal Family... Not because they feel particularly patriotic about the Queen... it is just that they know that lots of Americans are jealous they don't have have one... Maybe wew could suggest they join the commonwealth... or we could send them Prince Andrew... ... but if he isn't... then america could claim they have a truely royal queen...

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