Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,800 to 1,899)

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Guest 1,899 signed in on Wednesday, July 31st at 10:25pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Isn't it funny how all Canadians think they are NOTHING like us Americans? But the entire world (including Americans) think they are just like us? Interesting. I'd like to know what differences they have between us. Hell you can't even tell when one country ends and the other starts. Now Mexico, that's a clear border. No confusing the two there.

Guest 1,898 signed in on Wednesday, July 31st at 10:15pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Barry
Location	California
Comments	Ok first, I really had a good apology for the apology homepage. But you're too 'busy' to let me rant. :) And also I agree Canadians are pretty much Americans. I see no difference. Other then the way they say Out, About, and flag. :) Well really I'm just bored at work. Can you tell?

Guest 1,897 signed in on Wednesday, July 31st at 3:51pm

Name	Erin
My URL	http://udel.edu/~equigley
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	Hey, love your site, keeps us amused here at work whenever you update. Anyway, just thought I'd pass along that your situation is not that uncommon in nature. We work at a research lab with bob white quail and have noticed that the females have a habit of pecking their mate until he kills himself by jumping up and down and hitting his head. Something to think about.... see you always have options.

Guest 1,896 signed in on Wednesday, July 31st at 3:22pm

Name	Heather
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Mobile, Alabama USA (frightening isn't it!)
Comments	This is the most fun I've had at work! Can't help but wonder, what would she say if she were to document the arguements!?

Guest 1,895 signed in on Wednesday, July 31st at 8:51am

Name	Shu
My URL	http://www.dailysport.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Location	Asia
Comments	Brilliant! Very entertaining. I'm sure you haven't heard that before. Maybe you should add random pics of scantily clothed women on the site. I hear this improves popularity. cf. the daily sport and sunday sport... which incidentally, seems to lack sport....

Guest 1,894 signed in on Wednesday, July 31st at 12:11am

Name	Johnny
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Connecticut,USA
Comments	I enjoy your writing. Who's hair, do you think, will turn grey first, hers or yours?

Guest 1,893 signed in on Wednesday, July 31st at 12:11am

Name	Michael Knight
Led here by	Barry
Location	In front of a computer screen just after midnight. Desperately wishing I had a life
Comments	I've been reading the guestbook thinking you could afford to open a support group for older (than me) men who cry at movies for no obvious reason, although I'm sure a shrink would say something about it. also lots of sad people just signed to say they saw P + P (which is a bit weird), and some Americans (TCH!) have difficulty in understanding that the arguements published here are just the arguements! And I must say (from my extremely limited wxperience) that an English/German, Male/Female Battle front must be the scene of the best Arguments ever!!! Also, whatever her medication is, double it.

Guest 1,892 has been eliminated

Guest 1,892 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,891 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 11:38pm

Name	Michael Knight
My page	The Knutty Knights Humour Page
My URL	http://www.knutty.knights.btinternet.co.uk
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Suffolk. Near Ipswich. In a miniscule village. (On the computer
Comments	As a 16 year old I feel I have MUCH to learn from your relationship, but then I think... "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!" No-one could make up something this funny, which is quite scarey. PS as an English web surfer (unlike eg Spiderman) I love the anti-american jokes!

Guest 1,890 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 8:12pm

Name	Jay
Led here by	Magic
Location	Midlands, UK
Comments	Brilliant. I am amazed, scared and in awe of the relationship you have ! Confession: I cry at movies too. Not Pokemon or anything, but emotional stuff. Sit me down with Braveheart, Green Mile or ET and I sob like a 6 year old girl with a grazed knee. 8 )

Guest 1,889 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 6:56pm

Name	Phil
Led here by	Web page
Location	the former colonies
Comments	Thanks, Mil. I don't know you, and my country has been out of your country's direct control for, oh, 226 years or so, but you have made me realize how great my girlfriend is.

Guest 1,888 has been eliminated

Guest 1,888 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,887 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 4:42pm

Name	Merv Sims
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ramsey, Isle of Man
Comments	Would you be so kind as to set up an 'Aldi' email alert, so I can be aware of the 3 for 2 offers please....ta.

Guest 1,886 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 4:41pm

Name	cara
My URL	http://www.oxygen.ie
Led here by	Barry
Location	dublin
Comments	hey mil, yes I did see it as it happens, but you shouldn't be too disheartened. no man on earth could ever match colin firth's steely glance. and for future reference, that adaptation was made in 1995, not 1802, as your comments would suggest.

Guest 1,885 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 6:35am

Name	jori
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	the States
Comments	after fearing for my life, i read the FAQ. and i just wanted to say you are fucking funny as shit. make a daytime sitcom or something. that wasn't on the FaQ's. i checked! and thank margret for suggested arguements... i was running low on them myself! we women love to argue! ha ha! jori

Guest 1,884 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 6:16am

Name	Katie
My page	Diary of Me
My URL	http://quirksk.diaryland.com/numba14.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Indiana, USA
Comments	Sounds like a loving, and extremely healthy relationship to me :). Good Luck Buddy.

Guest 1,883 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 1:44am

Name	Kim
Led here by	Web page
Location	Atlanta
Comments	Hey your page is really cool. British people are so damn funny. Are you all like this? When I grow up (in like 2 years) I wanna be British!

Guest 1,882 signed in on Tuesday, July 30th at 1:31am

Name	Richard Reed
Led here by	Barry
Location	San Manuel, Arizona
Comments	Mil, you poor, poor man... I feel for you, pal. (By the way, don't feel bad, I still cannot get through a viewing of "Armegeddon" without bawling like a baby)

Guest 1,881 signed in on Sunday, July 28th at 8:41pm

Name	Jessica Hall
My page	????
My URL	http://?????
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Las Vages, Nevada, AMERICA!!! (gasp)
Comments	Not that you would truely care about my comment, I mean it's not going to change your life or anything, but I just wanted to say this. I'm glad that you and Margaret do not feel the need to be married. I love the relationship you two have, or rather I love reading the humorous parts of it. And above all I enjoy your wit and sarcasm. Thats all. Sorry for any gramatical errors. You see, I am only a 16 year old American girl who is madly in love with her boyfriend and has delusioned dreams of growing up and marrying him to 'prove their love' Damn you American ethics!!!

Guest 1,880 signed in on Sunday, July 28th at 5:24pm

Name	Kenny O'Connor
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania USA
Comments	I love this page. I was looking for local parks and this site popped up. It is absolutely hilarious. Thank you so much!

Guest 1,879 signed in on Sunday, July 28th at 1:59pm

Mil's boyfriend sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,878 signed in on Sunday, July 28th at 4:28am

Name	Delcia
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Ontario Canada
Comments	well i havent laughed this much in a long time. id also like to point out that canadians are nothing like americans. looking forward to the book Del

Guest 1,877 signed in on Saturday, July 27th at 8:27pm

Name	Ty
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Ohio USA
Comments	this page is hilarious. i read it all in one sitting.

Guest 1,876 signed in on Saturday, July 27th at 4:29pm

Name	griff
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	You Mil, are a talented fellow, I think a small core of English people should be called upon occasionally to show the British sense of humour (i think someone classified it as a mixture of "irony, sarcasm and a desire to make other people feel bad") Lost myself there. So if the government ever says "these americans and other people over the world are getting too confident, we need a load of english people to pull apart all their comments and make them feel really small through a mixture of cold logic and numbing sarcasm." Then you'd be on the team, definitely. On a more personal note, my mother seems just as (how i say...) esoteric as your girlfriend. I have had to move plants from the bath and consistently hit my head on wind chimes. Does margret also give you the old chore-trap routine? i spose this is more a mother son thing (I'm 17, i think its ok to live with your parents at this age) Anyway, it usually involves giving you the list of the days chores very rapidly, when you are still asleep, from another room, after closing doors between you, then realy going crazy when you dont do them. hehehe, i just read that, it's very whiney teenager is it not? rhetoricalquestion. I'm enjoying this, i dont know why. oh, another thing, do you get "but i told you to do that (x) times!" Where x is generated by taking the original nimber of times, adding a number she just made up, the multiplying it by another made up number, and rounding up to the nearest "logical" figure above that (a logical figure will obviously have no relevance to anything and will be one she "heard recently" or something") ok, I'm going to stop now. griff

Guest 1,875 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 9:03pm

Name	josh
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Hey man, just wanted to drop you a line tall you teh pagewas great and see how to get on the mailing list. Also im cherokee, and you cantell marget that teh dreamcatcher is met to be hung over a window faceing east or in the doorway to the room not over the bed, and thats from one of the people that made the things in the frist place ENJOY YOUR POINTS

Guest 1,874 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 6:49pm

Name	Emily
Led here by	Web page
Location	Calgary, AB, Canada
Comments	Great web site, I thoroughly enjoyed it. I hope you are Margret are well, and look forward to updates. P.S. Canadians are NOTHING like Americans...

Guest 1,873 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 4:44pm

Name	Stacie
Led here by	Web page
Location	New York, USA
Comments	I think it is really sad how you act as if you can not stand this woman and yet you stay with her? Why is that? Leave her if you really can't stand the beast!! I mean come on!! Throw me a frickin' bone here!! I also think it is alittle sad how you actually keep track of everything you fight about and put it on the net!! If I was her I would leave you just for that! Or else mess up your computer so bad that you would not be able to fix it!!! :)

Guest 1,872 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 3:02pm

Name	Katie
Led here by	Barry
Location	Ft Sam Houston, TX, USA
Comments	Hey, Mil! I was a devoted reader of your page for a while (remember? My dad laughs at the Cosby show?), and then I enlisted in the US Army. The first thing I did once I was allowed internet again after 5 months of training, was check your page. Don't you feel special? :) Even deprived US soldiers find solace in your words.... Katie

Guest 1,871 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 11:01am

Name	Alan Humphries
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Dallas, Texas
Comments	ROFL. I absolutely LOVE the site! A month or so after having first read it, I re-visit it only to find that it still brings me to tears! Just remember...there's a REASON why "woman" is immediately followed by "wombat" in the dictionary! Keep up the great work Mil! :)

Guest 1,870 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 7:18am

Name	Larry
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Houston, Texas
Comments	Actually, we HAVE seen that production of "Pride and Prejudice" here in heathen and uncultured America. The cable channels have been running it from time to time, and my wife liked it so much she bought the whole series on videocassette.

Guest 1,869 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 1:56am

Name	Steve Joy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cambridge, UK (!)
Comments	This is bloody hilarious! And useful for my (modern languages) degree - to my shame, I didn't know that 'tortoise' and 'turtle' were the same word in German, but should that crop up in my translation paper next year, it will be of great comfort to know that you will not have died in vain, Mil.

Guest 1,868 signed in on Friday, July 26th at 12:05am

Name	Jim Mullins
My page	Jetaway Power Cleaning
My URL	http://www.jetaway.gq.nu
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Richmond, Surrey, UK
Comments	Mine's called Ulrike and she's from Hanover...is she right in sying that all German men sit down on the loo just to pee? and we of course don't. Recognised a lot of the things you said. Like your site let's fight back!

Guest 1,867 signed in on Thursday, July 25th at 10:51pm

Name	Jim Mullins
My page	Jetaway Power Cleaning
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Richmond Surrey UK
Comments	I haven't read all of it yet...but mine's called Ulrike...do german men really sit on the loo to have a pee? Said I had to call three clients tonite when I got in...'well that will tke you three minutes...then we eat...yes' Thank you for your refresing site, it may retrieve my sanity Jim

Guest 1,866 signed in on Thursday, July 25th at 8:09pm

Name	James
Led here by	Search engine
Location	a reasonable proximity to Philadelphia
Comments	Ha, I actually found it by searching Google for "My girlfriend's mad I got a haircut"...this may be the single funniest thing I've ever come across. Good work.

Guest 1,865 signed in on Thursday, July 25th at 3:36pm

Name	Tim
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	My brother is just about to get married to a German girl. She wants us to give her a tent as a wedding present. They're all barking mad.

Guest 1,864 signed in on Thursday, July 25th at 3:31pm

Name	Tim
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Paris
Comments	I've just weed myself laughing. Thought you might like to know.

Guest 1,863 signed in on Thursday, July 25th at 5:26am

Name	Bob
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	This is my life too!!! Sorry to hear it... lol!

Guest 1,862 signed in on Thursday, July 25th at 12:56am

Name	Cassia
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I've seen Pride and Prejudice and i'm American, (actually Canadian but its all the same right?)

Guest 1,861 signed in on Wednesday, July 24th at 9:14pm

Name	Lenny
My page	Lenny's Page
My URL	http://www,lenny.com/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Philly
Comments	Damn, youre a loser. Can you British fucks be any more boring. Oh yeah, all your bands are poseur. Punk rock came from us! You fuckers! later, Lenny

Guest 1,860 signed in on Wednesday, July 24th at 7:34pm

Name	nic
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	lincoln, england
Comments	I use the internet to win arguements. My Darling darling thinks he's right, and I use the net to prove he's wrong. especially when he's right. Maybe she burns the food on purpose? washing up isn't enough - you should cook too. And if you can't hear obvious hints- how many times do I walk round the shops..dragging him over to stuff 'THIS IS NICE' 'I'D BE SO HAPPY IF SOMEONE GOT ME THIS' 'IF ANYONE WANTED TO PICK ME A PRESSIE THIS WOULD BE GOOD'. oh, thanks for the bead-strewn pink and purple jumper, it is so me. how did you guess? JESUS CHRIST!!! I suppose telling you wors by word is the only way, yet you all manage to remember every player transferred to every tinpot team for the past 60 years. Your girlfriend sounds perfectly sane to me.

Guest 1,859 signed in on Wednesday, July 24th at 2:42pm

Name	Greg
My page	n/a
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	canada (the 51st state)
Comments	Thank you!!!! I thought I was the only one married (yes, I read the faq - no ceremony, I get it...) to a freakin' superbitch. I call mine SB for short. My relationship is very, very similar to yours. Although yours seems to be a little wilder than mine, but not very much. I just wanted to say that it's somewhat comforting (in a strange, deranged and somewhat twisted way) that I'm not alone.

Guest 1,858 signed in on Wednesday, July 24th at 1:32pm

Name	Ben
Led here by	Web page
Location	well, kinda between England and Ireland. Next to Rockall.
Comments	This is all very entertaining. Thanks.

Guest 1,857 signed in on Wednesday, July 24th at 5:31am

Name	Michael Kortsen
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, Ontario, Canada
Comments	Anyone who wouldn't cry at "Jesse's Song" is an inhuman pod-born vegetable-based space-alien invading replica of a human being without imagination, feelings, or soul. Like in that movie, "Josie And The Pussycats". Second saddest song ever, right after "Somewhere That's Green" from "Little Shop Of Horrors" (not actually joking, there).

Guest 1,856 signed in on Wednesday, July 24th at 1:24am

Name	Terry O'Carroll
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I got teary at jessie's song in Toy Story 2 as well. Mil, at least we can console ourselves that people who suppress their emotions at things like that are giving themselves cancer.

Guest 1,855 signed in on Tuesday, July 23rd at 11:23pm

Name	Wayne
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Los Angeles CA
Comments	Funny page about arguments. You and your girlfriend sound a lot like me and my wife. Here is a partial list of arguments we have had: 1) Whether cashews are really sprouted peanuts or not. 2) Whether it is shorter to go one block North and then one block East or to go one block East and then one block North. 3) Which are the weeds in the garden. 4) Which way to store the glasses (open end up or down?) 5) Which way to eat bananas (stem up or stem down). Honestly, most of these arguments were "fun" and not really heated, else we would have separated by now. Best wishes to you. Take care! Wayne.

Guest 1,854 signed in on Tuesday, July 23rd at 8:47pm

Name	Insane Amphibian
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	London?Philadelphia (really, it makes sense)
Comments	Very interesting. Although I noted that you are fallible. This is not allowed within the relationship construct. Try and be a bit more like me, old boy; keep your chin up.

Guest 1,853 signed in on Tuesday, July 23rd at 8:01am

Name	Mikey
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Portsmouth UK
Comments	I would like to offer my support in saying that as a 30 year old male I can't get beyond the opening chord of Jessie's song in Toy Story 2 before I become a sobbing, blubbering shell of the man I was only 2 seconds earlier ... I mean for god's sake, she's offers only love and is ABANDONED!! What sort of cold inhuman person woudn't cry themselves to sleep over that ... and don't get me started on The Colo(u)r Purple - I'm a mess from the opening titles on that one!

Guest 1,852 signed in on Tuesday, July 23rd at 7:43am

Name	Glen
My URL	http://don't have one dot com
Led here by	Barry
Location	chair in office (yes, on company time)
Comments	Thoroughly enjoyed Margaret through your eyes. I wish I could get share it with my girlfriend but she refuses to have anything to do with the internet. This is doubly true if she knows I think it's funny in any way

Guest 1,851 signed in on Monday, July 22nd at 11:06pm

Ted of England. sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,850 signed in on Monday, July 22nd at 7:13pm

Name	SuperBoomer
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	the sodding states
Comments	ah, some lovely bits, lately. thanks so much. so you cry at movies? if you haven't already seen it, go find "grave of the fireflies", directed by isao takahata. then ask why i'm trying to kill you. cheers!

Guest 1,849 signed in on Monday, July 22nd at 1:56pm

Paul sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,848 signed in on Monday, July 22nd at 12:40pm

Name	Robert
Led here by	Barry
Location	Somewhere in the States (perhaps inside Wal-Mart)
Comments	The whole idiot informal clause is a bit of a lark, sadly; I'm an idiot, which caused me not to understand the directive against idiot signing, a conversation which has become entirely too existentialist for my tastes. And oh yea, still love the site.

Guest 1,847 signed in on Monday, July 22nd at 9:02am

Name	Panna
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Malmö, Sweden
Comments	I laughed my head off. Keep it up.

Guest 1,846 signed in on Monday, July 22nd at 7:11am

Name	Weepers Anonymous
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	Thank fuck I'm not the only one. Yeah, even Pokemon. I'm not ready to come out myself yet, but your courage and honesty are an inspiration. Also your site is funny as hell. Looking forward to the book.

Guest 1,845 signed in on Sunday, July 21st at 5:42am

Nicco of New york sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,844 signed in on Sunday, July 21st at 1:16am

Name	Sid
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Manchester, UK
Comments	Very Funny !! But you still love her don't you ??!! and boy , you can write for bloody england !!

Guest 1,843 signed in on Saturday, July 20th at 12:57am

Name	ShadowCat
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Lovely damp Vancouver, Canada
Comments	Thank you for being here. I look forward to the book. And ignore the twats telling you to leave her. If you work together, there's nothing better.

Guest 1,842 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 11:20pm

Name	maddy
Led here by	Magic
Location	bahrain (arab country)
Comments	ur site is reaalllly funny..thnx so much for making me laugh!! i've told all my friends about it and they luv it too..keep it up! ;)

Guest 1,841 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 10:17pm

Name	The Very Reverend Hyman T. Gussetbucket
My page	Oh God I Wish I Was As Funny As Mil
My URL	http://www.guided-naafi.org/
Led here by	Web page
Location	EnglandLand. Shandy-drinker country
Comments	Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy and for Christmas I would like a deeply psychotic girlfriend just like Mil's so I could be inspired to produce such wonders of modern writing as he does. Cheers Ta Thanks Very Much,

Guest 1,840 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 6:02pm

Name	Alex
My page	Whim - Comics and Propaganda
My URL	http://whim.robotskull.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada. We're not Americans. We're _not_.
Comments	Your page has been hilarious throughout the time - three years, I think? right - that I've been following it. I think anything to do with your vacations is definitely special. It should be much harder than it is to believe that two people can fight so much; the proof that love is argument has to be the lack of divorce laws for children and their parents.

Guest 1,839 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 4:01pm

Name	Kristel
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	Just thought that this might interest you. I went onto 'Ask Jeeves' and typed in the question "Why do people yawn?" (it was a slow day at the office). Lo and behold, the link for this page appears!

Guest 1,838 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 1:18pm

Name	Dominique
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	Shock... Horror... Scary music... I'm a teenage girl.... and I loved your page, incredibly funny!!!

Guest 1,837 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 1:18pm

Name	Dominique
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	Shock... Horror... Scary music... I'm a teenage girl.... and I loved your page, incredibly funny!!!

Guest 1,836 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 5:10am

Name	Katie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Allentown, PA USA
Comments	Thank God you have Margaret! What would we do without this web site!?

Guest 1,835 signed in on Friday, July 19th at 4:25am

Name	Britney
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Mexico
Comments	Ok, i'm going to look stupid, i've read too much to read your FAQ hahaha, nice job on your site, keep up the good work.

Guest 1,834 signed in on Thursday, July 18th at 11:09pm

Name	shibboleth
Led here by	Search engine
Location	earth
Comments	solution is double homicide

Guest 1,833 signed in on Thursday, July 18th at 5:38pm

Name	harry2cool
My page	hot guy from the cool world
My URL	http://www.harry2cool.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	bombay
Comments	kewl work, keep it up and going www.harry2cool.com

Guest 1,832 signed in on Thursday, July 18th at 5:27pm

Name	Justin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Marquette, MI
Comments	Therapy, lol.

Guest 1,831 signed in on Thursday, July 18th at 2:37pm

Name	usagi
Led here by	Magic
Location	United States of America
Comments	im american silly willy ;) this page is pretty cool...did't think i would like it much seeing im 14 and your...not... but keep up the good work!!! ^_-

Guest 1,830 signed in on Wednesday, July 17th at 11:31pm

Name	Jennifer
My page	Eclectic Witch's World (well, that's one of them!)
My URL	http://www.eclecticwitch.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Virginia Beach, VA
Comments	I do love your site! I think your relationship with Margret is great and reminds me a little of my own. I and my husband have had some wonderful laughs over your arguments! Thanks!

Guest 1,829 signed in on Wednesday, July 17th at 10:59pm

Name	Adrian Sheridan
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Perth Australia
Comments	I wet my pants not only once but twice through the duration of reading your page.That had nothing to do with how humorous I found it. If I may suggest - buy her some secatours or hedgeclippers in the hope she will start to prune her plants - rendering them to pots. My girlfriend has a fascination with black and white photos and pictures - I bought her some coloured textas. It's worth a shot.

Guest 1,828 signed in on Wednesday, July 17th at 8:20pm

Name	Heather
Led here by	Magic
Location	Vancouver, BC, Canada
Comments	mate, your page sent me into convulsions of hilarity that even exceed the violence of my reaction to someone who tickles my feet. i struggle between crying, and trying not to pee my pants, and feeling like i'm going to barf because my stomach is so sore from laughing. what i really mean to say is that your site has really improved the quality of my life - WHAT A LAFF! i think the Queen should knight you.

Guest 1,827 signed in on Wednesday, July 17th at 10:47am

Name	Mike
Led here by	Web page
Comments	>If I ever meet anyone who works for >Pixar I'm going to hit them in the >face with my shoe.) Yes, but would you cry afterwards? :) Or would you only cry when watching the security video tape in the police station? -Mike

Guest 1,826 signed in on Wednesday, July 17th at 9:27am

Name	Boo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	My God - I don't feel like I'm a freak of nature any more... other people argue about everything too!!! Thank you - and keep up the screaming....

Guest 1,825 signed in on Tuesday, July 16th at 6:23pm

Name	Jennie
My page	Amabiles rätt ordrika sida
My URL	http://hem.passagen.se/amabile
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Stockholm - Sweden
Comments	This page had a healing effect on my sense of humour... Thanks!

Guest 1,824 signed in on Tuesday, July 16th at 3:04pm

Name	amber maree
Led here by	Search engine
Location	sydney
Comments	amazing, i'm at lost for words. i enjoyed your homepage a great deal, and look forward to your updates!

Guest 1,823 signed in on Tuesday, July 16th at 4:28am

Name	Paula
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	United States
Comments	Great site, had me laughing for a long time. Keep up the good work! Nice hair...by the way. Yes, I am a female teenaged American.

Guest 1,822 signed in on Monday, July 15th at 8:50pm

Name	Viki
Led here by	Web page
Location	London, England
Comments	Excellent site. I think constant sniping about everything really adds to a relationship. (Especially if it's grammar. At dinner at your parents' house. Ancient Greek grammar.) But have you thought that, just for a change, it might be illuminating to let Margret write the updates? Doubtless, of course, this will bear out the truth of what you say...

Guest 1,821 signed in on Monday, July 15th at 8:41pm

Name	Tempest Hall
Led here by	Barry
Location	TEXAS!!!!!!
Comments	DUDE!!! You've GOT to fix the bottom of the page of the TMGAIHAA. It has said "A selection there. Updates to be made when I find the time." That was OLD NEWS! Like from DECEMBER!!!! Please fix that! Also, Barry didn't tell me about this page, but I'm sure he told someone. RON told me, but I figured that was close to Barry, so I chose Barry.

Guest 1,820 signed in on Monday, July 15th at 7:43pm

Name	Terry
Led here by	Search engine
Location	University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
Comments	What a beautiful page. I've been a loyal Thing reader for a while and a Mailing Lister for a bit shorter of a while, and I can truly say that the gaps in my liberal arts education have been filled by the wonder that is this site. I am also a fan of the "wait 3 and a half beats after you and your significant other have gone to bed before pouncing on them with a question like 'would you willingly chop off a toe to keep me alive?'" maneuver...it's similar to the "I think I'll decorate a room" strategy. Women like us make life interesting, I tell you.

Guest 1,819 signed in on Monday, July 15th at 7:14pm

Name	charles nuetzel
My page	Haldolen Universe
My URL	http://home.earthlink.net/~mhyo/IndextoHal.html
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	Think you've written a very funny "article"; I'm married to a German lady, and while much of it applies, it also applies to all couples married or not, from the same cultural background or not. Enjoyed it!

Guest 1,818 signed in on Monday, July 15th at 4:52pm

Name	Quexex
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Excellent stuff made me snigger like a fool on the train home and made up for the delays of over two hours! Look forward to more of your adventures soon!

Guest 1,817 signed in on Monday, July 15th at 2:52pm

Name	Zè Renato
Led here by	Web page
Location	Autriche
Comments	about that driving thing: have you ever seen your life pass by right in front of you on a bundesstrasse, whilst Alice turns left and looks at the 'niiiiice dog back there'. no? You haven't lived... great site, anyway.

Guest 1,816 signed in on Monday, July 15th at 3:15am

Sara sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,815 signed in on Sunday, July 14th at 10:09pm

Name	Jools
Led here by	Magic
Location	sunburn city
Comments	Just wondering if you've seen Monsters Inc yet. My boyfriend cried so hard that all the kids in the cinema laughed at him and missed half of the film. It's a must see for the teary eyed movie goer and an entertaining hour and a half for hard hearted girlfriends. Also the Green Mile....he cried for a day after that.

Guest 1,814 signed in on Sunday, July 14th at 3:52pm

Name	deb
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Jersey
Comments	great page. reminds me of home

Guest 1,813 signed in on Sunday, July 14th at 5:23am

Name	Lynda
My page	botabano!
My URL	http://users.ev1.net/~sparrow9
Led here by	Magic
Location	Houston, Texas USA
Comments	Thanks for the best laugh I have had in days ~ what a hoot!

Guest 1,812 signed in on Saturday, July 13th at 5:04pm

Name	Paul
Led here by	Barry
Location	staring blankly at a computer monitor.
Comments	I continue to check the site every few days for updates. I'm a mailing lister. Goddamn it, I even read the column in the papers. All I ask is this Mil. Please update the apologies section. I can't sleep without it. Paul.

Guest 1,811 signed in on Saturday, July 13th at 2:09am

Name	Allie
My page	dark lines > ghost
My URL	http://www.panavatar.net/selenitic
Led here by	Web page
Location	The Bible Belt
Comments	Wow, and I thought I had a lot of arguments and general quirkyness going on with my boyfriend. Well, I hope you two fair well. Best of luck.

Guest 1,810 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 10:46pm

Joyce Collins of Western Massachusetts (USA) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,809 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 9:14pm

Name	viewfinder
My page	twatslapping boobfest faces
My URL	http://www.massively-multiplayer.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	up the snatch of the most diseased 'wrongpipe' of all
Comments	I have over three thousand pubes.

Guest 1,808 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 6:13pm

Name	John Reed
My page	same
My URL	http://see mother of all viruses
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	manchester UK
Comments	I can empathise with you entirely, it feels like i've found my lost twin brother, i thought i was the only one who suffered the relentless annoyance from someone who has the raw ability to aggrivate me with the first word uttered from her mouth in a morning, due to the benine nature of its content.

Guest 1,807 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 4:40pm

Name	Maria Bert
My page	Marias Favorite Recipers
My URL	http://marlini.home.att.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Jersey - USA
Comments	Just loved this page!! Hope you all are doing well, I'll continue to read, this would make a good television show!!

Guest 1,806 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 2:29pm

Jacqueline of Virginia, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,805 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 9:50am

Name	Regina Schinner
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Witney, Oxfordshire
Comments	I read your column in the Guardian and think it's brilliant! an't wait for the book to come out. Apart from that: I'm German, my partner is British - 'nuff said? I find your column very very funny, he doesn't. He finds it scary. So it's not just us, there are others like us out there?!? He wants to know whether Margret also barks at you when you don't switch the CD player/amp/whatever off properly, but leave it on stand-by. Or leave the lights on when you intend to come back into a room 10 minutes later. And and and...

Guest 1,804 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 1:16am

Name	asweetdutchtreat
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	Just wanted to thank you for the entertaining page. I have not laughed so much in a long time. Hope you continue to update.

Guest 1,803 signed in on Friday, July 12th at 1:01am

Name	Angela
Led here by	Magic
Location	Or, USA
Comments	Hmmm...nteresting relationship...well you definately have the comunication down :)

Guest 1,802 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 11:36pm

Name	Trevor jason
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	My friend Lorna (aka: The living cartoon) sent me the link to Things... I spent approx. 2hrs of work time reading the entire of things... It was very funny, and kept me from work for quite awhile, so i feel the need to thank you. Thank You Trevor

Guest 1,801 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 11:18pm

Name	Antwan Fokker
My page	The Insane Ramblings Webring
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/o-productions/ramble01.htm
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	In my room
Comments	One more thing. Even your code is funny. Very polite. :)

Guest 1,800 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 11:09pm

Name	Antwan Fokker
My page	The Insane Ramblings Webring
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/archiejugheadreggie/ramble01.htm
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	... On the net. Where else would a URL be???
Comments	This page is great man. Really inspiring. If you want to become part of the Insane Rambling Webring, you have my blessing.

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