Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,700 to 1,799)

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Guest 1,799 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 8:42pm

Name	sarah
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	manchester
Comments	hey, i just wanted to say that this is a really cool site. it made me laugh so much :D u have a really great writing style, u make things seem so much more funny than they really are. it is also obvious that you and margret love each other very much and people who say u shud break up are american :o) dont stop keeping us informed of the details of ure personal relationships, ok?! lol

Guest 1,798 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 7:14pm

Name	Anne
Led here by	Web page
Location	Austria
Comments	Extremely funny!!! You're an excellent writer! In German we have a word to describe women like your girlfriend: "Zicke", which I guess pretty much means that she's of the nagging, difficult to deal with variety, etc. I guess yours could actually deserve the title "Superzicke". Men around here steer clear of them. Shame you got trapped, my friend :)

Guest 1,797 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 11:10am

Name	arthur lee
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	for someone who claims not to like dumb ass americans you've certainly seem to be influenced by them - tasty mullet !!!

Guest 1,796 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 10:08am

Name	Tom Walker
My page	All Things Crap And Useless
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/itsallcrap
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	The "Web page" in question is TheWeekly, for the sake of your research. Oh, and my own site is actually really quite dull. Thanks.

Guest 1,795 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 7:06am

Name	Brandi Andresen
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I liked the page but it is too damn long shortenit up a bit.

Guest 1,794 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 4:23am

Name	Nadine
Led here by	Search engine
Location	St. Augustine, FL U.S.A.
Comments	I laughed until I nearly cried! Saw alot of myself in Margaret!... poor world... there may be two of us.

Guest 1,793 signed in on Thursday, July 11th at 1:42am

Name	Eric
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Alton Illinois
Comments	Hilarious.. I'm only halfway done too! yay!

Guest 1,792 signed in on Wednesday, July 10th at 8:41pm

Name	Harri
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/goth/eruditecacophony
Led here by	Magic
Location	um.......................
Comments	magic appeals to me. neway, good site. Makes my mum and dad look relatively sane and that takes some doing! so um yeh well done claps

Guest 1,791 signed in on Wednesday, July 10th at 8:09pm

Name	Trance
My page	Not Just Your Garden-Variety Neurotic Smartass
My URL	http://trancejen.diaryland.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Chicago
Comments	Absolutely hilarious...LOL... Keep it up!

Guest 1,790 signed in on Wednesday, July 10th at 8:03pm

Name	Nettie
Led here by	Barry
Location	uk
Comments	Found your website the most funniest thing I've read in ages!! Made my fiance's and my arguement s look very tame..lol Have you ever considered writing a book?

Guest 1,789 signed in on Wednesday, July 10th at 5:58pm

Name	Suzanne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Brooklyn, NY, USA
Comments	Your page has made me laugh out loud at work (where I must cover my mouth as I shake and nearly fall off my chair), at home (where my roommate simply does not "get" the wickedly witty and superbly intelligent humor), and occasionally walking down the street, oh so far from an internet connection (where I frighten even the crazy New Yorkers with my rollicking laughter and no apparent humorous impetus). I am simultaneously tickled and a little afraid to find my sense of humor so well displayed on your page. Hm, must be the British Hallowells of my ancestry making that connection. Thank you for your glorious contribution the all too dry web. -Suzy

Guest 1,788 signed in on Wednesday, July 10th at 5:47pm

Name	John Miller
My page	Lord Smoothbutt's Lair
My URL	http://www.johnsmiller.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Philadelphia, PA, USA
Comments	(insert witty comment that is sure to impress everyone visiting this guestbook)

Guest 1,787 signed in on Tuesday, July 9th at 5:58pm

Name	Jenna
My page	www.expage.com/hmsgurl
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	SUPER FUNNY!!! i'm only 12,but that was really funny!! i hope u continue to write these things!!

Guest 1,786 signed in on Tuesday, July 9th at 5:42pm

Name	Tina
My page	Tinagrrrl's Incredibly Delightful Porn-Free Cow Page
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/in/udderlycool
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	US
Comments	I also blubber at anything. I'm supposed to be a real hard-ass too. It's difficult to maintain that image, however, when you're crying when people win on The Price is Right.

Guest 1,785 signed in on Tuesday, July 9th at 4:19pm

Name	Matt
My URL	http://fade.to/matt
Led here by	Barry
Location	nottingham, UK
Comments	you're a brave man :) bless. I hope you wear a helmet now when you drive...in your car. very funny read, thanks for lightening up my afternoon, my g'f isn't such hard work, although she recently prided herself on being 'medium maintenance'. All the best to you and your family. Let us know if either of you become nuclear capable.

Guest 1,784 signed in on Tuesday, July 9th at 11:13am

Name	jum jam
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	It appear u have been writing rubbish

Guest 1,783 signed in on Monday, July 8th at 10:57pm

Name	Christian
My page	AMB
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/crillie2002/armymenpage
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	SWEDEN (unbelievable huh? ;)
Comments	hehehe your stories and all other stuff makes me laughs my brains out LMFAO!!!! (laughing my fucking ass off)

Guest 1,782 signed in on Monday, July 8th at 7:07pm

Name	Stan Fielding
My page	nah
My URL	http://nah
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	U S of frikkin A
Comments	Funniest page I've ever read, keep it up! And yes, I am nosey...

Guest 1,781 signed in on Sunday, July 7th at 3:34am

Name	Kim
My page	MSN
My URL	http://www.msn.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Ohio..USA
Comments	I couldnt stop laughing at how funny your life is. I'm sure it isnt all that humorous while you are experiencing the tortures, but you have a very hilarious way of writing. I wish both you and Margret and your children of course the best life possible. I believe you two will endure where others fail.

Guest 1,780 signed in on Saturday, July 6th at 2:44am

Name	liz
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	pittsburgh,PA,USA
Comments	Interesting......But I do enjoy it.

Guest 1,779 signed in on Saturday, July 6th at 12:39am

Name	Laura
Led here by	Web page
Comments	It's a pretty cool site!

Guest 1,778 signed in on Friday, July 5th at 9:28pm

Name	jay
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	i thought me and my girlfriend were the only ones that argued like that.

Guest 1,777 signed in on Friday, July 5th at 1:31pm

Name	marc tams
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	manchester
Comments	you poor sod! i live with a girl from belgium and her boyfriend. the boyfriend and i are english. apparently this is some kind of major fault on our parts. thankfully i'm single and will remain so until the day i die due to experiences such as your own. good luck.

Guest 1,776 signed in on Thursday, July 4th at 10:57am

Name	AK
My page	AK.has.it
My URL	http://ak.has.it
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sweden
Comments	I'd love to have a link to your site since we are working on a GIRL-Site (for woman only) ...

Guest 1,775 signed in on Wednesday, July 3rd at 9:58pm

Name	Lothar
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	Mil, your site is one of two things -- either it is a fantastical interdimensional portal into the relationship that might-have-been had i married and/or cohabitated with the girlfriend from hell i began dating following one too many pints of pale ale and a steak-and-bean hoagie at the university pub OR it is a template for world peace, written in a most insidious and duplicitous way. One can only hope George W. is reading. (And not just this site, either -- anything more complicated than the instructions on the toy in a Kinder Surprise would be nice).

Guest 1,774 signed in on Wednesday, July 3rd at 7:41pm

Name	Siri
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Richmond, VA
Comments	Geez! That was so funny! Keep on adding =)

Guest 1,773 signed in on Wednesday, July 3rd at 6:08pm

Name	tim shiel
My page	crash my brow
My URL	http://how.to/crashmybrow
Led here by	Search engine
Location	whittlesea, melbourne, australia
Comments	mil, my name's tim (obviously) and my friend and i have recently started a radio show called 'crash my brow.' it even has its own website. funny thing is, when you type 'crash my brow' into some search engines what comes up is not our site, but your 'things my girlfriend and i have argued about' site. we're not fussed about this. in fact, we think its a laugh. so much so that we plan to say so on air. we love your site and your sense of humor which is eerily similar to our own. so we are going to give it a plug and maybe read out some of your anecdotes. anyhoo, let us know if you don't want your site plugged on the radio. you shouldn't worry, no one listens to us no-hopers anyway. 88.6 plenty valley fm, thursday night, at midnight. cheers // tim

Guest 1,772 signed in on Wednesday, July 3rd at 5:34pm

Name	hot soup girl
My page	mechanically separated chicken
My URL	http://www.finishhim.blogspot.com/
Led here by	Barry
Location	melbourne, australia
Comments	Okay. I've found various references littered throughout this site to a so-called "Mailing List," but I'll be buggered if I can find the damn thing. It must be hidden here somewhere... let me see... perhaps if I move this copy of "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire" slightly to the left, a secret panel in the library shelving will slide back and reveal all... Or, not. Incidentally, Mil - many, many moons ago I visited this site and left some throw-away comment about Howard Devoto which inspired a personal email from you - which I accidentally deleted almost immeditately and consequently was never able to reply to. Not that I would have said anything particularly intelligent, mind you - probably something along the lines of "hahaHAhahahahaHA! i luv UR site! U R funneeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So as you can see, things turned out for the best, really.

Guest 1,771 signed in on Wednesday, July 3rd at 7:50am

Name	Dee Lightful
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Sydney Australia
Comments	Very very funny - i had a great laugh (on work time, of course!) Oh, and let me add - I much prefered the pink hair to the mullet...

Guest 1,770 signed in on Wednesday, July 3rd at 4:33am

Name	Omar
Led here by	Magic
Location	That blasted country America
Comments	This page makes me laugh. Nice job, Mil. Also, I'm Mexican. Don't let the first name fool you.

Guest 1,769 signed in on Tuesday, July 2nd at 10:25pm

Name	Jason Nunes
My page	Ten Thousand Monkeys
My URL	http://www.m10k.net
Led here by	Magic
Location	San Francisco, CA USA
Comments	Can't comment ... sides hurt ... snot flowing freely from nose ... please stop ... please ... can't take it anymore ... urge to feel kinship with situations almost overwhelming ... Germans must have a word for humor tinged with sudden terror ... gak that little bit of onomatopoeia is the closest I can get in 'merican English ... oy vey ... this shit is FUNny!

Guest 1,768 signed in on Tuesday, July 2nd at 8:52pm

Name	Tyrone
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	London
Comments	i am now coninced my ex is leading a double life. its her. she only wanted me for more plant space.

Guest 1,767 signed in on Tuesday, July 2nd at 6:44am

Name	Steve
Led here by	Magic
Location	Newcastle, UK
Comments	Absolutely cracking mate, I read all the evil science site and then stumbled upon this little gem, it took a few hours to read through it all but it was, as you so cleverly predicted, all on company time. Top hole sir!

Guest 1,766 signed in on Tuesday, July 2nd at 3:37am

Name	Hewolf
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dallas, TX
Comments	What I can't fathom is how you two have managed to stay in this relationship without killing each other. Half of the stuff you talk about is reason enough for justifiable homicide in 28 U.S. states. :D

Guest 1,765 signed in on Monday, July 1st at 8:18pm

Name	Sharon Harris
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Los Angeles
Comments	This is one of the funniest relationships I have ever heard about! I am a beginning producer in Los Angeles, and believe your relationship would be a great Sitcom. You have a great writing talent, and should put it to use. So see what you can come up with and contact me at me e-mail address.-thanks Sharon H.

Guest 1,764 signed in on Monday, July 1st at 7:22pm

Name	Anonymous
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	um.......all i can say is that you two ought to get help with these problems! That one where she thinks you're vain cause you SHAVE AT THE MIRROR!! The woman is ridiculous!!

Guest 1,763 signed in on Monday, July 1st at 4:04am

Name	willbraham
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Me again, I think u should just write a damn scrrenplay sell it and watch the dough roll in, its just that funny! peace.

Guest 1,762 signed in on Monday, July 1st at 3:52am

Name	Will
Led here by	Search engine
Location	scottsdale
Comments	Damn, this crap is funny and yet so true. Its like watching a good episode of "The Mind of The Married Man" or sitting at home with my chick. Keep it up its hilarious!

Guest 1,761 signed in on Sunday, June 30th at 12:09pm

Name	lissa
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	very funny :P

Guest 1,760 signed in on Sunday, June 30th at 12:08pm

lissa of Australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,759 signed in on Friday, June 28th at 10:26pm

Name	johnny
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	berlin, germany
Comments	thanks for a great reading! this is one of the funniest, best written, cutest and most loveable personal sites ever. I am still smiling and it's cool to see two (excluding the kids) people obviously loving each other a lot. you are a great writer and you two seem to be a very nice couple. have a great life, all the best from berlin! p.s.: if anyone thinks this isn't meant seriously: it is, positively absolutely. to those who scream "break up": grow up or move to california. if you're not already there.

Guest 1,758 signed in on Friday, June 28th at 2:23pm

Name	AJ
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington, DC
Comments	Yes, I am on my employer's time. Thank you for making coming in to work today actually worth the effort, for a change.

Guest 1,757 signed in on Friday, June 28th at 10:10am

Name	Pete Kemp
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Derby, UK
Comments	My wife is Welsh so I understand !!

Guest 1,756 signed in on Thursday, June 27th at 8:54pm

Name	Kaitlyn/Rowan/Bob (yes, that is all me)
Led here by	Web page
Location	Victoria, Canada
Comments	This is helarious! i really feel for you and your girlfriend... and i'm sure she is sleeping with the plant. i would like to thank you for bringing me and my love together... we were bored one day and found your site and spent the best of 3 hours reading it... it was a blast. Hope you add more... i'll keep checking. Hang in there, boy-o!

Guest 1,755 signed in on Wednesday, June 26th at 10:04pm

Name	Dave
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	I love it. I think you must have my wife's duplicate there even though mine isn't of German extraction and they are physically far apart. Do you think they exchange ideas by some sort of mental trick or shenanigans (women are like that, you know)? Obviously, you still have to learn that you will always be allowed to have the last word in any argument between you, as long as they are, "Yes dear". But I know it just isn't as much fun as thinking that you might "really win" one of them one of these days. It is "the challenge" of perhaps you might really win an argument that keeps the whole relationship exciting, isn't it? Besides, you know she will always find a new way of ignoring your perfect logic and burying your arguments anyways.

Guest 1,754 signed in on Wednesday, June 26th at 5:51pm

Name	beth
Led here by	Magic
Comments	It's been months, years, possibly even decades since I have seen anything new here...you still there? (? The TMGAIHAA page is updated every other week, let alone month, year or decade. I can only conclude that you're looking at some old version that your ISP has cached or something. They sometimes do this to save money. That or the Philadelphia area has been flung back into the past due to one of those Experiments you keep conducting there - will you people never learn not to mess with temporal distortion? - Mil)

Guest 1,753 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 10:08pm

Name	Notgonnna add myname
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Better off then you
Comments	Two words.. BREAK UP. You must like arguing.. about everything.. or else the SEX is so hot that you can accept the many many faults of your average chick.

Guest 1,752 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 9:12pm

Name	Cynthia
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Memphis TN USA
Comments	Hysterical. All of it. Don't ever stop. I'm here at work and couldn't pull myself away; resistance is futile. Thanks for the smiles.

Guest 1,751 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 8:30pm

The Carpet Appreciation Society of Stoke-on-Trent sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,750 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 6:53pm

frank of under water in sub marine sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,749 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 6:46pm

Name	Honus Wagner
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fresno, CA
Comments	I think George had some telling points hidden somewhere in all that invective. Shame the poor guy can't spell "ass." Capital letters seem to be too much trouble for him as well. Oh, well. I crave your hair, Mil. Don't ever change.

Guest 1,748 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 6:42pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Indiana USA
Comments	I suddenly don't feel so bad about my life. I also remember why I am single again (and don't miss the extra baggage). Thanks for the perspective.

Guest 1,747 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 4:52pm

Name	Wingnut
My page	Ahh if only...
My URL	http://howareyameold.co.ck
Led here by	Web page
Location	I'm sitting at my computer
Comments	Just read that comment from George on the 23rd. What a refreshing change to have such an articulate, intelligent, intuitive and obviously recently dumped correspondent. Your site is one of the best I've seen, for content and for construction. Excellent work. Bad hair.

Guest 1,746 signed in on Tuesday, June 25th at 3:26am

Name	vanessa
My page	aol
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	california
Comments	this is a really funny site

Guest 1,745 signed in on Monday, June 24th at 10:42pm

Name	Justin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	NEW Hampshire, US of A!
Comments	Oh my god... these women are the same all over the planet...there is no escape!!

Guest 1,744 signed in on Monday, June 24th at 6:06pm

Name	Adriene
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Georgia... USA
Comments	u must really luv her if u put up w/ her shit every day like that....

Guest 1,743 signed in on Monday, June 24th at 3:50pm

Name	Marcus Clay
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Staffordshire, UK
Comments	Girlfriend e-mailed a link to this a while a go, and it's so good, I'm revisiting it again, having just passed a link on to a mate. IMHO, this site is the truth about relationships, the anithesis (sp?) of the sickly Hollywood/TV relationship models. Oh, and before I forget. Thanks to this site I can now leave the kitchen door open without fear of reprisal (mostly). Thank you!

Guest 1,742 signed in on Monday, June 24th at 9:01am

Name	Jude
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hmm, and now that I read some of the recent comments below... Some of the more recent supplicants are probably from around here, somewhere. They sounds like some of the fellows that routinely get drunk and howl under my window for hours as they vomit up organs and wait for the police/poor girlfriends/parents to come, pick them up, and take them back to the trailer park. I ignore them, so should you. By the way: Javascript is like a relationship; it just needs a little work and a little love every once in a while. Might want to take a look at it, just so it doesn't feel lonely and neglected. 'Cheers'

Guest 1,741 signed in on Monday, June 24th at 8:50am

Jude of Southern California, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,740 signed in on Sunday, June 23rd at 11:27pm

Name	Dark 1
My page	Dark 1's Sad Inadequate World
My URL	http://homepage.ntlworld.com/wssenterprises/
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	It's a secret... shhhh!
Comments	What a luverly way to waste a Sunday, reading about the woes of another. Pah, who needs a life? Anyway, you sooo funneeeeee, yesss!!! Duly forwarded to everone I know... all 3 of them. Can't guarantee they'll bother though, as you seem to have mistakenly omitted the obligatory porn section. Tsk! BTW, has Margaret ever said "Does my bum look big in this?"

Guest 1,739 signed in on Sunday, June 23rd at 10:26pm

Name	Tony
My page	Quiet Chaos
My URL	http://www.quiet-chaos.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Ohio - land of corn
Comments	Very much looking forward to the book, Mil. Congratulations on everything! And thank you for sharing your stories.

Guest 1,738 signed in on Sunday, June 23rd at 9:48pm

Name	Gumby
Led here by	Web page
Location	US DC
Comments	I have not laughed out loud and said "Oh, this is great!" so much in months. Do keep it up... -- part-time small-minded, dull-eyed american

Guest 1,737 signed in on Sunday, June 23rd at 8:50pm

Name	Elsa
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Isle of Skye
Comments	I have nothing even remotely interesting to say, except that I will blame you if I fail Advanced Higher computing, because I spend more time on this site than working on my HTML. Best wishes, mate.

Guest 1,736 signed in on Sunday, June 23rd at 2:46pm

Name	George
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you are an absolute asshole. why do you keep deluding yourself that your relationship is okay? arguing constantly is the key to relationships, you say? shove it up your arse. i can think of terrorists that are nicer to each other. you must be one of those self-centered people who don't really listen to other people and keep these strange, stupid ideas in your head just because you made them up. take an example... only halfway through the FAQ on this page, you start exploding at whoever wrote the questions. some of the questions aren't even stupid ones! that's a sign that something's WRONG mate. unfortunately, you'll never listen to me or take my advice because you'll keep deluding yourself, having a crap time for the rest of your life. i'm sure your kid(s) will get sick of you and leave... oh but it won't matter, will it? 'cause you got 850,000 hits to your site you fucking smug bastard. oh, and the javascript on your page has bugs in it. idiot.

Guest 1,735 signed in on Sunday, June 23rd at 1:47pm

Name	Kassandra
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Mexico, USA
Comments	I have no questions to ask, and I don't have anything witty to say (what can you expect), but I did want to tell you that I adore this site. Spent the better part of my insomnia hours reading it. All of it. In one sitting. Though it required nearly a liter of Mt. Dew and half a pack of Camels, thank you so very much for amusing me on my sleepless night.

Guest 1,734 signed in on Saturday, June 22nd at 2:59am

Name	Megan
Led here by	Magic
Location	Glen Rose, TX
Comments	Hello there, Mil. I am a 16 year old American girl. I would like to acknowledge that you're cunning observations of (most) Americans are dangerously true. Allow me to commend you, your page, and your lovely ideas; all are truly splendid in nature. Have a nice life, Mil, for you're page has honestly impacted mine.

Guest 1,733 signed in on Saturday, June 22nd at 1:44am

Name	schmee
My page	Father Grim's Web
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/leafblade
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	far away from your girlfriend thankfully
Comments	I like your site. your girlfriend is very scary. Thanks for taking one for the team and keeping her out of circulation.

Guest 1,732 signed in on Friday, June 21st at 1:46pm

Name	stew
My page	--
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London , UK
Comments	Absolutely top-notch! Funny enough to make me do the involuntary tea-coming-out-of-the-nostrils thang. been reading the Grauniad columns and got a warm glow when I found out they were on the magic televisual typwriting box. Completely groovy.

Guest 1,731 signed in on Friday, June 21st at 2:53am

Name	G
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I think you have the best relationship in the world. God bless you

Guest 1,730 signed in on Friday, June 21st at 2:22am

Name	Chelsea
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	home
Comments	wow. after searching the internet alphabetically I have found an interesting page. yeah its funnier thatn shit. lol ty I needed a laugh Americans aren't really all that bad. its u damn british w/snobby accents thats the problem... Just kidding...

Guest 1,729 signed in on Friday, June 21st at 1:28am

Renata of FL, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,728 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 10:05pm

Name	Tom Butler
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Here and there in the U.S.
Comments	I have been checking your page occasionally for several years. It's the funnient web page I have seen, and I hope that you continue adding to it. Best wishes.

Guest 1,727 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 7:35pm

Name	S. Tom Rhatigan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	US
Comments	Been following this for a while. Every couple of weeks I look for new things to laugh at. I'm definitely waiting expectantly for the book. Thanks for all the laughs.

Guest 1,726 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 7:33pm

Name	Jenny
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	You guys should break up already... that's kinda pathetic!

Guest 1,725 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 3:02pm

Name	Simon
My page	Simon's oh-so self-obsessed diary. Sue me.
My URL	http://simon-uk.diaryland.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Leamington Spa, England
Comments	Well, you just cost my employer a good couple of hours there. Well done.

Guest 1,724 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 5:03am

Name	Christopher Thorpe
My page	The Realm of Lastaria
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/lastaria/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Liverpool, England
Comments	One of the fuuniest reads ever. Someone told me on the internet to check it out saying it was funny. I rolled my eyes and thought I would fake that my browser was not working but at the last second decided to see what he was going on about. I ended up not being able to stop reading. Extremly funny. Very witty. Well done.

Guest 1,723 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 1:49am

Name	Lois StrongArm
My page	N/A
Led here by	Magic
Location	Earth
Comments	This website...no effence really blows....i mean really....i think ur cool and everythin...but come on pleasea....we don't want to waste our time goin on this site.....lol...j/k....did i get ya goin there for 1 min....lol....ya this website is the best...when i have nottin to do i always go in here....thanx for everythin....lol....ha ha ha....did i get ya goin again...i hope i did cause u blow like, man i can't even explain my self....well i was jokin again....well anywayz....c yaz soon

Guest 1,722 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 12:49am

Name	Kurdish guy
My URL	http://www.salih.nu
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sweden
Comments	Hi Great page, I hade fun reading your web site. I could find myself in many cases that you have been through. I truly GET you man. Keep up the good work! Yours Just another guy with a girlfriend on his back!

Guest 1,721 signed in on Thursday, June 20th at 12:16am

Name	bob
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Scotland
Comments	Fanstastic! And the MoS bit was priceless - well done sir :) !

Guest 1,720 signed in on Wednesday, June 19th at 11:03pm

Name	Denise
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Lincolnshire, UK
Comments	This is absolutely one of the funniest things I've seen on the net (well isn't it always funny reading about others misfortune?) Anyway... just wanted to say, I totally recognise myself in your wife, and I love you both for making me laugh so much!! Thank you!!

Guest 1,719 signed in on Wednesday, June 19th at 1:36am

Name	Victor
My page	Home of the MacNut
My URL	http://macnuthome.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Philadelphia, PA, USA
Comments	The FUNNIEST page I've read in a LONG while. The way you described your gf's antics left me in stitches!!!

Guest 1,718 signed in on Tuesday, June 18th at 11pm

Name	Gillian
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	Been wondering how that happens.

Guest 1,717 signed in on Tuesday, June 18th at 10:59pm

Gillian of UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,716 signed in on Tuesday, June 18th at 10:58pm

Name	Gillian
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	How do you seek an audience with Mil for a private talk? AH.. maybe you just tick the box to the right...

Guest 1,715 signed in on Tuesday, June 18th at 2:30pm

Name	Maura Daly
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Belfast
Comments	Boyfriend sent me this link in response to 'we argue too much'! Very funny

Guest 1,714 signed in on Monday, June 17th at 11:36pm

Name	rj69
My page	c below
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa OH
Comments	uv saved my relationship you girl realy!!!!!! sux

Guest 1,713 signed in on Monday, June 17th at 11:35pm

Name	rj69
My page	c below
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa OH
Comments	holy god! oh the humanity ect ect ect

Guest 1,712 signed in on Monday, June 17th at 11:32pm

Name	rj69
My page	bgbt
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/band2/bgbt
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa ohio
Comments	jesus christ!

Guests 1,710 and 1,711 have been eliminated

Guests 1,710 and 1,711 have been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,709 signed in on Monday, June 17th at 9:23pm

Name	mark
My page	My homepage... original hey?!
My URL	http://clix.to/mtayls65
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	very funny! at least now i know im not the only one who has silly arguments! feel free to visit my site!

Guest 1,708 signed in on Monday, June 17th at 7:40pm

Name	person who read that long ass story
My page	who cares?
My URL	http://(read the above)
Led here by	Magic
Location	i'm not sure....
Comments	that was one really long, but disterbingly funny,story. your g/f sux.g2g buh bye....and update soon!

Guest 1,707 signed in on Sunday, June 16th at 1:02pm

Name	Ryan
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	anger management....?

Guest 1,706 signed in on Sunday, June 16th at 4:21am

Name	brigette mccoy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa
Comments	This page is super funny! I WILL notify the authorities (my friends) to check it out for themselves. I would also suggest therapy for you so you can have a professional on your side (smile).

Guest 1,705 signed in on Sunday, June 16th at 1:19am

Name	Chloe
My URL	http://walktome.diaryland.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	TO
Comments	This is a hilarious site. I am not reading your FAQ just to sign the guestbook! :P

Guest 1,704 signed in on Saturday, June 15th at 6:09am

Name	lyka
My page	startled
My URL	http://www.hotter-than-biscuits.com/lyka
Led here by	Web page
Location	manila
Comments	hi. this page really has content. i read the FAQ and i think that's more fun to read than the page itself... heh. just kidding. its normal anyway to argue just not get too physical that is.

Guest 1,703 signed in on Friday, June 14th at 10:45pm

Name	lilpixie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	hiya...lookin fwd to the book...site's hilarious...keep updating it! u n margaret are a real cute couple. the trick to a real relationship is to accept the bad w/the good...and haha u've certaintly done that. ~lilpixie

Guest 1,702 signed in on Friday, June 14th at 6:46pm

Curious George sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,701 signed in on Friday, June 14th at 6:30pm

Curious George sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,700 signed in on Friday, June 14th at 3:04am

Name	Chris
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	San Jose, California
Comments	Love the page. Looking forward to the book. Thanks for the mailing list!

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