Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,600 to 1,699)

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Guest 1,699 signed in on Thursday, June 13th at 5:56pm

Name	Old 1691
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Ha ha u thin k ur so smart my mom is named Margret

Guest 1,698 signed in on Thursday, June 13th at 4:01pm

Name	Elsie
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Haha...this was TOO funny! I can't believe you! LOL! You guys must have a healthy relationship for being so different! Very cool!

Guest 1,697 signed in on Wednesday, June 12th at 5:19pm

Name	Elizabeth
Led here by	Magic
Location	Green and luscious Ohio river valley
Comments	highway of pages ripped from identical books one treasure is found

Guest 1,696 signed in on Tuesday, June 11th at 6:09pm

Name	Anonmous
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Fresno, CA
Comments	I have a german girl friend who is also named Margret. Unlike u we are goetting married. Do u have any sugestions 4 us? I am concnerned that she will b-come abusive like ur Margret. Please respond. Thank u (As everyone is aware, I try to make it a policy never to comment on guestbook entries. But, 'Anonmous' (bless), I have to point out that there is not a single person reading this who can't see, with incandescent clarity, that: 1) You are not 'Anonmous', you're guest 1,691, again. 2) Despite the threat in the previous entry to 'nuk' (sic) me, I somehow suspect you are not in fact the president of the United States and thus lack the authority to do so under current US law. 3) You do not have a German girlfriend whom you are about to marry but rather live with your mom. Mil.)

Guest 1,695 signed in on Tuesday, June 11th at 1:14pm

Name	Alyoop
Led here by	Magic
Location	Hamburg, Germany
Comments	Snerk! As a Brit living in Germany, I can so relate to plants, pot-pourri, naked mothers..usw, usw..... Found your page through an American slash fanfic e-mail group.....all the members (??) loved it!

Guest 1,694 signed in on Tuesday, June 11th at 12:54am

Name	allison
My page	allison's page
My URL	http://mywebpages.comcast.net/allicat2468/index.htm
Led here by	Web page
Location	Alabama, USA
Comments	I love your page! it is sooo hilarious! and by the way, i am an american teenager but i actually like to read so i read the whole thing and joined your mailing list! well i hope you and margret stay together forever.. it sounds like you have an awesome relationship!

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Guest 1,692 signed in on Monday, June 10th at 11:22pm

Name	Annemarie
My page	Soulsearcher
My URL	http://www.soulsearcher.cjb.net
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Bay window. Paola. Malta.
Comments	I've been going through the Internet looking for intelligent life-forms on Earth. I think your relationship is fantastic... I'm looking forward to the next time I find myself quarrelling with my boyfriend. Your writing is exactly the type of humour the world needs! Funny... yet, actually makes you feel better about yourself - not because we're all glad we're not like you and Margret but because of the wonderful discovery that we are not alone. In fact, we're probably a majority. I bet that with careful planning... this site could rule... ok I'm getting carried away now. Bye. Wait! I have something else to say. WORLD Stop bugging Mil about the institution of marriage. However, I do tend to think that tears would jump in Margret's eyes if one day you felt like popping the question because she's so amazingly unpredictable. Or she'd do something even more unpredictable, so unfathomable that I just can't...

Guest 1,691 signed in on Monday, June 10th at 9:38pm

Name	Honus Wagner
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	ur coments about Americans r wack. we r rulrs of the world. Back off or we will nuk u. and u shuold marry Margaret so that ur abbies will b legitim8.

Guest 1,690 signed in on Monday, June 10th at 7:35pm

Name	Corey
Led here by	Magic
Location	Australia
Comments	It's currently 7:28pm on Monday, June 10th, and 1,689 guests have signed in. Mate, that is a pretty good read. I look forward to buying the book.

Guest 1,689 signed in on Monday, June 10th at 5:06pm

Name	anonymous
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	note how i'm anonymous just in case my wife were to stumble across this page. i must say that i can absolutely relate to your stories. i haven't had as many incidents as you. my incidents aren't as outrageous as yours. but i've had similar accounts with the girls i've been with and what a relief to know i'm not the only one laughing like a madman while poking fun at his girlfriend, who is absolutely going beserk over some pointless, ridiculous situation. a quick story to share, had the in-laws over for dinner and i told my wife i didn't like creamed corn (nasty stuff) but i would try it again one more time to see if my taste buds changed in the last few years. when dinner was served, i put a small blop on my plate, took one bite, paused, gulped it down like castor oil mixed with raw sewage and didn't touch it again. later that night came the heated half-hour long discussion about how upset she was that i didn't eat my creamed corn, and how embarrassing it was when her parents looked at her with disgust because her husband didn't eat his creamed corn. well, after about 20 minutes, i realized that we were still arguing about creamed corn and started chuckling uncontrollably. unfortunately, the harder i laughed, the more frustrated she got until she left for the bed and wept silently for some time. i certainly didn't laugh to upset her, but i just couldn't stop it. it got to the point where everything she said about it made me explode with laughter. when we mention the incident these days, i get the usual 'i dont know what was wrong with me that day' speech. needless to say, we've continued to have our share of 'that day's twice a month for the last 4 years of marriage (like the time she screamed at me and cried her eyes out for something horrible i did to her ... in a dream, etc etc) your words are reassurance that i'm not the only one that sees the world through somewhat rational eyes, thank you. please keep the stories coming.

Guest 1,688 signed in on Monday, June 10th at 3:15pm

Name	Duncan
My page	nope
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	Hey there. Just finished reading the 'uncorrected unbound proof' of your novel, which my dear old Mum gave to me (she works in a book shop, you see, and has access to these things). Great stuff. I loved it. Has the same ratio of sentences to laughs that the column has, but there's much more of it. And the plot's damn good too. I'm sure it will do brilliantly well. Also, I have to congratulate on the cropped red hair look (see picture on back). You now remind me of the lead singer from Muse, though presumabley not with the same tendency to break out into space-rock opera. Just two minor points: The blurb on the back compares you to Nick Hornby, something I wouldn't have thought of, since you're actually funny. And finally, it also says that "Mil is hugely promotable". Anyone have a clue what this means?

Guest 1,687 signed in on Monday, June 10th at 4:12am

Name	karen
My page	lol dont think you want that either
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Boston Massachusetts, USA
Comments	This page is outragious. I was in a chat room and someone posted the url. My curiosity got the better of me and everyone else and we laughed for hours over it. LOL and if we didnt all see ourself in there on occassion...laughter in a relationship is definately what keeps it healthy and alive...bravo to you both!!!

Guest 1,686 signed in on Sunday, June 9th at 4:43pm

Name	dev
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	it's all true unfortunately it's enough to turn the worm

Guest 1,685 signed in on Sunday, June 9th at 6:19am

Name	Arnold the physchotic duck
My page	Limp Bizkit
My URL	http://www.limpbizkit.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	You guys fight over the dumbest things but it's so intresting...I think that you have a freakin physcho girlfriend but if you love her...whatever tickles your pickle..

Guest 1,684 signed in on Saturday, June 8th at 4:42am

Name	Laliana
Led here by	Web page
Location	Glendale, CA USA
Comments	I love this site! I have learned NOT to read this while my boyfriend is in the same room tho. =P

Guest 1,683 signed in on Friday, June 7th at 10:17pm

Name	Mike
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	Love the Observer column and the site is even better, my wife had a look but didn't see the humour - am I sick?

Guest 1,682 signed in on Friday, June 7th at 6:48am

Name	Ryn B.
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Texas (the un-southern part)
Comments	So nice to find someone else who seems to find plants annoying. I wouldn't mind my husband's houseplants if every damn one of them wasn't dead as Dudley Moore and covered with three inches of dust. (You think I exaggerate, but I do in fact live in the desert.) If they were in the bathtub, they would at least be cleanish.

Guest 1,681 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 7:56pm

Name	Ken
My page	People are assholes. So Fuck You!
My URL	http://www.peopleareassholes.com
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	US
Comments	This site is pure genius. I laughed my ass off. Thanks.

Guest 1,680 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 5:28pm

Name	Lindsey
My page	None
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	Most excellent site. I read somewhere you might be trying to get the Annals of Mil and Margret published, is this true?

Guest 1,679 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 11:21am

Name	helmut
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I loved this page....I am having a german girlfriend myself, and I can soooooooo relate to the kind of arguments you have........ it must be a cultural thing, I am sure of it, I never ever had such stupid arguments, about completly nothing, with any of my ex-girlfriends. of course, my girlfriend disagrees and says it is just me.

Guest 1,678 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 9:24am

Name	karena rahall
Led here by	Search engine
Location	new york
Comments	hilarious. really, for true. god i love it. why do people think you guys don't get along? looks like love to me. when you stop arguing, worry.

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Guest 1,677 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,676 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 6:12am

Name	clary
Led here by	Magic
Location	seattle,washington,usa
Comments	i'm thinking that margret must realated to my boyfriend, who also is a couple strawberries short of a sundae.(he claims german heritage)we argue about the most useless crap around-which only causes more hallway sex---you and margaret must have it---when you walk past each other in the hallway and say "fuck you"!

Guest 1,675 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 6:04am

Name	clary
Led here by	Magic
Location	seattle,washington,usa
Comments	Mil- I wouldn't trade my boyfriend for anything in the world either, but perhaps your margret is kin to my boyfriend--we argue about useless crap too. (He claims German heritage)

Guest 1,674 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 3:56am

ale of north carolina sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,673 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 3:56am

Name	ale
My page	sports4mcclin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	north carolina
Comments	this is a wonderful pahge. keep it up

Guest 1,672 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 3:50am

Name	chris
My page	kjsf
My URL	http://ksjf
Led here by	Barry
Location	legf
Comments	this is a gr8 page. it seems to look like that u and ur girlfriend don't get along very well

Guest 1,671 signed in on Thursday, June 6th at 3:32am

Name	WRC_Freak
My page	is called Yahoo
My URL	http://nositetoput.com/whydoyou/wanttoknow/anyway?.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Virginia USA
Comments	No your eyes dont decieve you Im an American Rally Freak. Yes an American that loves Rally racing. Anyway, your life with your girlfriend would stump any scientist. They would probably say "Its a miracle. They pretty much bite there heads off and still stay together" or some other junk like that. Then marget hears them and breaks through the "Ubreakable" glass and kills the guy you most likely think wont die first by screaming at him till his head pops off. Im just kidding you know. Go Makinen and Colin!!!

Guest 1,670 signed in on Wednesday, June 5th at 7:37am

Name	Jillian
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Texas, USA
Comments	Your page is uterly brilliant. Only one question though. How the hell can you stand each other? Your worse than myself, and my brother, I didnt know that was possible. Infact just today we argued over weather or not the stock market is down. I dont know how the hell he gets that its going up... Damn american men..

Guest 1,669 signed in on Wednesday, June 5th at 3:02am

Name	Scooby Doo
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	If she doesn't swallow you better ship her to California.

Guest 1,668 signed in on Wednesday, June 5th at 2:28am

Name	Andrew
Led here by	Web page
Location	South Yorkshire
Comments	If I was you by now I would have killed her until she died from it. You have my deepest sympathies.

Guest 1,667 signed in on Monday, June 3rd at 9pm

Name	Argyll T. Nermish (really)
My page	none
Led here by	Search engine
Location	California
Comments	A lovely site, thanks. Did it hurt when Margret kicked your head? I suppose what I mean to ask is, what kind of kicks were they? Hard, bone-jarring kicks? Or loving kicks, more like nudges or very slight shoves with a person's foot, the way a person might when his beloved was driving a bit erratically and he was trapped in the back seat and she wasn't even listening to his very well-meant suggestions on how to improve her driving? Just wondering.

Guest 1,666 signed in on Monday, June 3rd at 3:57am

Name	FrazldMum
My page	FrazldCountry
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/frazldmum
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	Your site is just too funny. Unfortunately the humour is in spite of your relationship, but nice to know hubby and myself aren't the only ones with this kind of relationship. Your writting made me laugh out loud quite a bit, and I thank you. Keep us posted!!! :)

Guest 1,665 signed in on Sunday, June 2nd at 11pm

Name	Ziplock (ok not real, but i get called it)
My page	Ziplock
My URL	http://ziplock.keenspace.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Um, at my home
Comments	Great site, came upon it ages ago, came back today, laughed even more, Am a teenager, but can actually think, and read more than two sentences within the space of four hours, because I am a computer freak and a bookworm. Anyway, Have to say, These are possibly the funniest arguments i have ever had, and my parents and I have a lot, usually consisting of my dad coming into the room going "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE!" and i go "I've done nothing! honest!" followed by a "THATS MY POINT!!!!", So, thanks for the well needed laugh, hopefully, my site will do the same for many people as well one day, but, not likely.

Guest 1,664 signed in on Sunday, June 2nd at 7:51pm

Name	David
My URL	http://www.gonads.com.probably
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	in orbit
Comments	Funny, and I'm glad I just have to beat my girlfriend into silence. It avoids the rows, you see.

Guest 1,663 signed in on Sunday, June 2nd at 3:21pm

Name	Rath
My page	Miasma - The War
My URL	http://miasma.netfirms.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Spinning madly in a chair
Comments	I've been following this site for about a year... I miss the toothbrush picture. I put up a link to the 'Things' page on my site, as I think everyone should have the opportunity to laugh at someone else's life. Ahem.

Guest 1,662 signed in on Saturday, June 1st at 7:53pm

Name	Jenny
My page	Jenny's deadjournal
My URL	http://www.deadjournal.com/users/poleuqsia
Led here by	Magic
Location	FL
Comments	i really like your site. my friend sent it to me in the early morning hours when i was trying desperately to find something to amuse myself. i was entertained, so i decided to praise your site, and sign your guestbook. :)

Guest 1,661 signed in on Saturday, June 1st at 7:33pm

Name	James
Led here by	Web page
Location	California USA
Comments	I wish I would have found this a long time ago! Its hillarious!! I thought my marriage sucked, but you my friend have shown me the light! If things dont stay interesting it just wont work! Best of wishes to you and your own.

Guest 1,660 signed in on Saturday, June 1st at 6:35pm

Name	Zeliang
My page	No tittle :(\|)
My URL	http://www.machang.tk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Nagaland (India)
Comments	Hi great site! Got ur site from yahoo search engine and spend here instead of summiting my page in yahoo since i didnt know much to how to proced so lastly i came back to sign up ur guest book. No much comment :P the first picture :)) scary one!

Guest 1,659 signed in on Saturday, June 1st at 3:18am

Name	David C
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	OMG! This page is extremely funny but how did you come up with the time to write all this? Do you not have a life? Just dump her she sounds really annoying, Germans-ick!

Guest 1,658 signed in on Friday, May 31st at 11:33pm

Name	Shannon
My page	The Homepage of Squeeky Garfield
My URL	http://www.squeeky-garfield.freeservers.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington State, USA
Comments	This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time...

Guest 1,657 signed in on Friday, May 31st at 5:24pm

Name	Amy
My page	none
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Dayton, OH USA
Comments	Yes, I am an American, and I simply LOVE this page! I spent the better half of my working day yesterday reading it! And - get this - I am a female, in my late 20's, and am straight as a knitting needle. This page in insanely hilarious, and I only wish it were published, so I could stay up at night reading it in bed to my dumb-ass partner as well... Hoo-Raw Mil!!

Guest 1,656 signed in on Friday, May 31st at 12:51pm

Name	Trudi - Gertrud really
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	your page is a waste of airspace. I managed to read a fifth of it because it was Friday night and I don't like soccer. Everybody could dump their boring life on here and make others find fun in it, but to badmouth one's girlfriend who happens to be German...... ?? Selfabsorbtion.....

Guest 1,655 signed in on Thursday, May 30th at 11:54pm

Name	Gerry Sepulveda
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Sacramento, California, U.S.A.
Comments	I feel your pain my English brother.

Guest 1,654 signed in on Thursday, May 30th at 9:24pm

Name	Savant
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	Cheers for a great laugh and on my employer's time too - excellent! I'm new to your 'site but wish I'd found it ages ago.

Guest 1,653 signed in on Thursday, May 30th at 6:36pm

Name	Cheri
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dallas, Texas
Comments	Great page-lots of laughs. Thanks!

Guest 1,652 signed in on Thursday, May 30th at 3:48pm

Name	John Finnemore
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	This is a fine page, and made me laugh a lot. But what I'm interested in is this: When your sons call you 'Papa', do they sound each syllable equally, as in 'Papa don't preach'; or do they abbreviate the first syllable and weight the second [p'pah], as in 'Oh, dearest Papa, pray don't send us back to the workhouse!' As a reader of the Weekly, I know which way I'd bet... (Incidentally, Dana from Boston, we really don't want the empire back. Honest. Not even by the tried and trusted empire-building method of writing amusing web-pages about relationships. Your nation's the superpower now, big guy- knock yourself out. Just try not to blow up the rest of the world if you can possibly help it, ok?)

Guest 1,651 signed in on Thursday, May 30th at 9:42am

Alanna of why do you want to know? sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,650 signed in on Thursday, May 30th at 6:15am

Name	Dana
Led here by	Web page
Location	Boston
Comments	Good to see another literary classic from our "rocket scientist" friends across the pond. Keep up the good work! At this rate, you'll have the empire back in no time!

Guest 1,649 signed in on Thursday, May 30th at 5:04am

Name	Ruth
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Oh man, that's pretty funny... I think I should start a fan club for you man, just for those US faq's with #3 and #4, good stuff. Oh... ok, i'm done now. Good day!

Guest 1,648 signed in on Wednesday, May 29th at 11:57pm

Name	Jess
My page	boat drinks
My URL	http://waitiwasntready.0catch.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	New York
Comments	This site is the funniest thing I've ever read. No, really. Your girlfriend is my ex's long-lost twin. Tell Barry I said hey.

Guest 1,647 signed in on Wednesday, May 29th at 11:16pm

Name	Theresa
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Minnesota, United States
Comments	I would slice a Kiwi Fruit the short way, so that you are in effect bisecting the core things at the ends. Mil, which way do you prefer to slice it? I'm guessing you wanted to slice it lengthwise because you are male and I am female. Also, I am of German heritage, so perhaps it is the German in me. I grew up in St. Paul, Minnesota U.S. and am the product of a Catholic education. There is a large German and Irish population in St. Paul and in grade school on St. Patrick's Day, we used to have a basketball game, German against the Irish. The Irish always kicked our butts. I give you this information as a way of entertaining you. Anyway, everyone argues, and if we all wrote all the things we argued about with our significant other, they may sound just as ridiculous as the Kiwi fruit argument. But Mil, if you sliced my Kiwi fruit the wrong way, I would kick your a$$. I'm saying this though, before I know which way you want to slice it. I don't want to have to kick Margret's a$$, I think she'd have me for lunch, or dinner, or as a topper on her vegemite sandwich if she happened to be in Australia. Be well.

Guest 1,646 signed in on Wednesday, May 29th at 9:36pm

Name	Jara
Led here by	Magic
Location	Oregon
Comments	id like to talk to you more e-mail me

Guest 1,645 signed in on Wednesday, May 29th at 4:07pm

Name	laughing my head off
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	OH MY!

Guest 1,644 signed in on Wednesday, May 29th at 8:34am

dick of Australia sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,643 signed in on Wednesday, May 29th at 6:19am

Name	Big Fat Stupid American
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Mr Denys. Kylie Minogue is Australian. Irony is lost on you brits.

Guest 1,642 signed in on Wednesday, May 29th at 12:42am

Name	Slatz
Led here by	Magic
Location	Chester, England
Comments	I had great fun reading this, and I admire you for sticking with her. You're an inspiration to us all, except those too stupid to understand. Like the german guy who writes in capital letters and posts ten times, for example.

Guest 1,641 signed in on Tuesday, May 28th at 10:38pm

Name	lilpixie
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	FBI Secret Headquarters in Washington.
Comments	this is so hilarious! i think its funny how you make all the lil unimportant things a joke...like the how did u find this page...and i'm sitting here imagining who the heck barry could be... i just wisht that you'd update the page a lil more often and that you ddnt stereotype americans as stupid. i hope you dont die b4 all your comments get posted up here. ~lilpixie btw i just read the other guestbook entries on this page and wtf is up w/the rick dude? lord, say wut u hav to, hun, but four times in a row in capitals?? sheesh, talk about ISSUES....

Guest 1,640 signed in on Tuesday, May 28th at 9:51pm

Name	Jesika
My page	iluvashleyparkerangel
My URL	http://ca.msnusers.com/iluvashleyparkerangel/homepage
Led here by	Web page
Location	canada
Comments	holy shit, some of those things were so funny man. how could u stand to live with her?!

Guest 1,639 signed in on Tuesday, May 28th at 8:51pm

Name	Anthony Geist
Led here by	Barry
Location	A little town in the US that you wouldn't know if I wrote it... and I'm O.K. with that.
Comments	You are my hero! You have summed up my life in just one page! Out of all the pages on the web, CNN.com, Weather.com, News.com, all of them, yours is the most usefull. Thank you sir, and may God be with you.. (wipes tears from eyes and pushes the "Submit entry" button)

Guest 1,638 signed in on Tuesday, May 28th at 8:09pm

Name	Irrelevant, I have nicknames now...
My page	THE SECRET EVIL
My URL	http://uk.geocities.com/the_secret_evil
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Uddingston. And it wasn't my fault.
Comments	This is what the jubilee is all about - britishness-ness-ness and the sense of humour that you don't get in other places, not even the commonwealth, although Gandi came close on several occasions, so they made him wear a loin cloth and drew pictures of him that made him look like Alf Garnett as a punishment - I'm talking gibberish again aren't I?

Guest 1,637 signed in on Tuesday, May 28th at 11:28am

Name	R Stark
Led here by	Magic
Location	London
Comments	Surely there's a book in this? - I mean, some sort of sarcastic cross between Women are from Venus / Men are from Mars and say Bill Brysons travelogues on various countries....

Guest 1,636 signed in on Tuesday, May 28th at 7:58am

Name	Paul
My page	Something about Pandas and killing terrorists I think...
My URL	http://pandas.0catch.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	The Greater Faultline of the US
Comments	I actually just wanted to read the comments that others had posted and decided to drop in a word or 12 in the process. It seems that there is some cosmic aura that forces everything regarding your life (even in the remotest fashion) into some sort of ironic episode. More on this later... (I know you must be cringing that some wacky sub-literate Californian is actually implying that he will be adding more idiocy to your life.)

Guest 1,635 signed in on Tuesday, May 28th at 12:14am

Name	George
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Mate, get out of that relationship. I'm not going to carry on like those other idiots in the guestbook. I know you said that arguing like this is the secret to a good relationship, but this is stupid. Can't you see that? If you're arguing about absolutely EVERYTHING, then there's some sort of problem going on -- you guys feel you have to take it out on each other. It's not worth it, just get out, man!

Guest 1,634 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 10:33pm

Name	impressed
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	My goodness... ten times. That must be a new record.

Guest 1,633 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:17pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,632 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,631 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,630 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,629 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,628 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,627 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,626 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:15pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,625 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:14pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,624 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:12pm

Name	Rick
My URL	http://www.rjak.net
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	GERMANY - USAREUR
Comments	YOU ARE FUCKED UP. GET A DAMN LIFE. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET HELP. YOU'RE SO FULL OF YOURSELF AND SO DAMN LAZY TO WRITE ALL THAT BS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FLAKE OF A GIRLFRIEND THAT YOU FORGET TO REALIZE... OFFLINE... OUTSIDE... THERE IS ACTUALLY A REAL WORLD OUT THERE... A REAL CIVILIZED WORLD. NOT LIKE YOURS... SOME SORT OF DOOGIE HOWSER DIARY ON YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ONE LAST THING... QUIT OVERDOSING ON HER ESTROGEN PILLS AND GO GROW SOME BALLS.

Guest 1,623 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 6:20pm

Name	fonzie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	eh!!

Guest 1,622 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 8:28am

Name	Brandie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Left of the Middle, USA
Comments	OMG! What an awesome, original idea!! I feel your pain. I really do. It's a relief to know that we're not all suffering alone :)

Guest 1,621 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 6:18am

Helen, who wants everyone's attention drawn to her because she is bored and procrastinating and wishes Hannah had given her this site link about two weeks later so that she wouldn't be so distracted from her genocide essay of big brown building in Sydney sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,620 signed in on Monday, May 27th at 1:16am

Ryan of Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,619 signed in on Sunday, May 26th at 10:04pm

Name	Lexa
My page	none
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Mississippi
Comments	this is totaly hilarious...omg..lol. great job and GOOD LUCK

Guest 1,618 signed in on Sunday, May 26th at 2:32pm

Name	Carla Blue
My page	no, but if you havent already been here, take a look
My URL	http://www.brunching.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	pluto
Comments	Reading the recent guestbook comments, I would like to add my opinion to the fray. Guest 1606 "women with hairy legs and arms." Are we expected to shave our arms as well? why did nobody tell me? Guest 1608: Kylie Minogue is from Australia, so who cares, and 1609 is absoultely right about the song Ironic. 1610 is fantastic. If everybody argued as well as her, if everyone argued as well as she, maybe the world would be different. And behold, there are indeed further pages to LOTW. I never noticed. 1614, I also miss the weekly. I had only just discovered it before it was attacked, and so didnt have time to finish reading all the articles. My personal favourite is: oh, isn't this that spoof newspaper? Sweet Jesus, they've stabbed me in my EYES. If only all websites were as good as this. PS I dont suppose anybody checks back to see there entries in the guestbook anyhow. Hmm, has anybody made a Mil message board?

Guest 1,617 signed in on Sunday, May 26th at 6:29am

Name	Julia Westenberg
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Royal Oak Michigan USA
Comments	I wish I could find a person with as much humor about life and love as you.

Guest 1,616 signed in on Saturday, May 25th at 11:33pm

Name	Yvette Zsigray Ayala
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	San Diego, California
Comments	Do you ever talk about things that are not relevant or anyway related your own life. Some general issues or principals. Things that move or infuriate you. When you consumed bit too much with own irritatations and all what comes with day to day life, it can make you take some things way to serious or to be set on trivial stuff way too much. In some part anyway. I do live live waky California, but furtunataly I am not American. I am from Czechoslovakia.

Guest 1,615 signed in on Saturday, May 25th at 8:31pm

Name	dominck
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you guys sound like dopes

Guest 1,614 signed in on Saturday, May 25th at 8:17pm

Name	Ali
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	South South Easterly
Comments	Hello. Please can you perhaps get the Weekly online again before Monday. I have just spent the last 15 minutes clicking "Refresh" on the site, simply in order to gain some satisfaction by reading the new title bar thingy that pops up each time. No, hang on, this is wrong, and that is something I would also like to complain about - in my "refreshing" I have discovered that it isn't different each time, and if you click "refresh" enough you do, in fact, find repetition. My favourite, coincidentally is "The Weekly: Succour for the tiny crippled ones"...oh god, I'm so bored.

Guest 1,613 signed in on Saturday, May 25th at 4:36pm

Name	Breny
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada
Comments	Reading the "Things" page had me laughing so hard I was crying. The scary thing.....I see a little (and I mean VERY little) of Margret in me! Thanks for the laughs!

Guest 1,612 signed in on Saturday, May 25th at 7:09am

Name	macavity
Led here by	Magic
Location	i am the worm at the bottom of the bottle
Comments	Well i just have a question really?------Mil--what will the celebration/activity/mushroom cloud be when your markers hit 1 million hits? Or do you even consider such things? As a side note----people get sorta touchy in here, on the guest list that is, don't they? Almost...almost like an episode from jerry springer. lol Even if what set them off wasn't intentionally aimed at them. Hummm, i suppose blathering across oceans does good for some people. "chuckles" My only wish my man---is that you had more time--that way you could spend more time gathering "material" and also spend more time "updating." Take it easy though----peace.

Guest 1,611 signed in on Saturday, May 25th at 2:59am

Name	King Bowser
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Oklahoma City, OK, USA
Comments	Mil, I believe your webpage has changed my life. A long lost friend popped the URL to me one day(What the hell is wrong with him? I haven't the foggiest) but the site had me cracking up. I actually have it bookmarked. Anyway, I'm curious to see how you and the German devil are doing, so do an update, damnit!

Guest 1,610 signed in on Saturday, May 25th at 12:32am

Name	arkmay orstanjecay
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Hi Mil! I became a heterosexual male for a few minutes and took your survey, and was so pleased with it that I had my boyfriend write it too, he received a 91I was very proud - especially seeing as how he's only 18. I'm currently going through LOTW, and nearly fainted upon discovering a second and third page. Oh, and who's bottom was that really in your paintball pictures? Hallo Guest 1606, Sorry to disappoint you, but your theories on women are a little off. I don't shave my armpits or legs. (a) I am perfectly sane and bright (what sort of examples does one include to prove sanity? Presumably one can only list insane activities not done. I'm in the top 1f my graduating class, and in the 99th percentile in the PSAT test I wrote), and perfectly capable of handling a shaving device, hot wax, etc. - I used to do so all the time, until I realised I didn't want to attract paedophiles, and that without social conditioning hair is really sexy. (b)I am of British descent at least as far back as William the Conqueror. My great grandfather was given the OBE award from George V. (c)The only times I don't comb my hair (scalp, obviously) are when I'm choosing not to straighten it, but to instead let it curl naturally; my breasts pass the pencil test with flying colours and normally not even my boyfriend can tell if I'm wearing a bra or not, regardless of my 34C measurement and the tight shirts I love to wear, which, by the way, I change every day. Today alone I have done three loads of laundry. "Civilisation started when women took up shaving their armpits." Actually, women have been shaving their armpits off and on over the centuries depending on their culture. It was repopularised in the Western world by french prostitutes catering to none other than (drum roll) paedophiles! As for this: "Women who prefer beardless men are supposed to be really after pre-teen boys," I really wouldn't know. I think I'm with the majority when I say that it's his face, so as long as it's not stubbly (read: painful) he should do whatever he wants with it. Besides which, there are plenty of mature men who simply can't grow much of a beard, making facial hair not such a sign of maturity after all. Anyhow, have fun with your razor burnt, stubbly girls!

Guest 1,609 signed in on Friday, May 24th at 9:30pm

Name	Mr. Denys
My page	The Official Denys Web Site
My URL	http://broken.blackroses.com/members/doctorzeus
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	You are eloquent and, really, quite funny. And a little note to "Big Fat Stupid American" in the entry down below this one : First, Alanis Morissette is Canadian, not American. Second, the song "Ironic" isn't about irony, the song itself is the irony, because none of the situations she describes in the song are ironic, they're simply unfortunate coincidences. - but at least you KNOW that you are stupid. As for big and fat...

Guest 1,608 signed in on Friday, May 24th at 7:50pm

Name	Big Fat Stupid American
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Big Fat Stupid USA
Comments	Yes, your site is funny. The people in the guest book who are attempting to be droll, or subtly ironic, are not. "Oh, we're British, you stupid American's don't understand irony, it's a british invention." Hello? Alanis Morrisette wrote an entire song about it! I'd sure like to see Kylie Minogue try that one on!

Guest 1,607 signed in on Friday, May 24th at 6pm

Name	Dave DeBruyne
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Murillo, Ontario, Canada
Comments	have not read it yet

Guest 1,606 signed in on Friday, May 24th at 1:44pm

Name	Mark Corstanje
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Netherlands
Comments	Some remarks about your "Sex survey". Do you seriously find women with hairy armpits attractive? I suppose, then, that you also like women with hairy legs and arms (another sign of sexual maturity, eh?) and a hint of a moustache on the upper lip? Are you a fur fetischist? Do you have a strong Neanderthal ancestry? Women with hairy armpits usually (a) are mentally deranged, and not to be trusted with any shaving devices whatsoever, (b) are members of as yet undiscovered tribes where shaving devices are unheard of, or (c) do not care at all about their appearance, letting it "all" grow and hang out. That is, as a bonus to the unshaven armpits, you get hair (the scalp) in a tangled mess, sagging breasts that will fail the pencil test, and food and other stains on clothing. So, you managed to find a few pictures of attractive women with hairy armpits? Judging by the ridiculous poses they strike, they must surely fall in category (a) above. Obviously, the photographer was escorted by an armed guard who had just yelled "Hands behind your head, you crazy bitch!" to prevent a sudden attack. Or these women had naturally adjusted to wearing a straightjacket, forcing their arms behind their head, for years. Civilisation started when women took up shaving their armpits. And as to your "maturity argument" ("men who prefer shaved armpits must be sexually attracted to pre-teen girls"): women who prefer beardless men are - if we follow your logic - supposed to be really after pre-teen boys?

Guest 1,605 signed in on Thursday, May 23rd at 7:40pm

Name	Jack Cluth
My page	The People's Republic of Seabrook
My URL	http://jrctx.tripod.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Seabrook, TX, USA
Comments	I love it! I think we can all find a bit of "Yep, been there, done that..." in this.

Guest 1,604 signed in on Thursday, May 23rd at 4:45pm

u of iono sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,603 signed in on Thursday, May 23rd at 3:17pm

Name	Erik with a "k"
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Indianan, USA
Comments	Thank heavens I'm finally up to "T."

Guest 1,602 signed in on Thursday, May 23rd at 2:07pm

Name	Serge the Canadian
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada,Nova Scotia
Comments	Great site.You`re theories on relationships are both hilarious and inspiring.Keep up the good work,i`ll be sure to share your site with all my friends.

Guest 1,601 signed in on Thursday, May 23rd at 1:46pm

Siobhan of Ireland sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,600 signed in on Wednesday, May 22nd at 7:52am

Name	Richard Dirt
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	The plant in the bath is a regular occurence in my house. Maybe Margret, like my mum, gives showers to the house plants to clean the dust off them.

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