Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,500 to 1,599)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests one thousand, four hundred to one thousand, four hundred and ninety-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

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Guest 1,599 signed in on Wednesday, May 22nd at 3:10am

Name	Clinton
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	MN - USA
Comments	...and it is actually: 62.127 / (X * 0.21996) = miles / Imperial gallon Where X is the total of litres per 100km. Don't I feel silly. Doesn't matter, I still think your page is priceless.

Guest 1,598 signed in on Wednesday, May 22nd at 1:32am

Name	Some guy in Australia
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Australia
Comments	oh my lord you know so much about my girlfriend!! God help us all

Guest 1,597 signed in on Tuesday, May 21st at 11:11pm

Name	Rik A. Granucci
Led here by	Search engine
Location	sonoma, ca ... usa
Comments	just one of the greatest ..... things i've ever read. here i was about to get involved with a first generation american person [you know, parents are from over there...we don't do it like THAT in europe...stuff]....and now, i realize the divergance of brain waves were not imagined...but REAL..... whew. getting a dog, cat, fish, and parakeet......one of those gallaping gourmet air ovens too....

Guest 1,596 signed in on Tuesday, May 21st at 6:38pm

Name	Harry Ashbridge
My page	footy, fat cats, etc
My URL	http://www.cpfcrulez.iwarp.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	london
Comments	thank u. i'm 15 and preparing 4 life as a responsible adult (cough cough) and your site has enlightened me to the pitfalls of dating a crazed german ladyfriend - although i doubt it's not a nation specific thing, it's probably bred in at the genetic level

Guest 1,595 signed in on Tuesday, May 21st at 3:26am

Name	george
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	you are one gay arse facker dumb ass couple

Guest 1,594 signed in on Monday, May 20th at 6:59pm

Name	suzanne(irish girl who may have been separated from margaret at birth)
Led here by	Magic
Comments	YOU and my boyfriend should talk at lenght...

Guest 1,593 signed in on Monday, May 20th at 3:03am

Name	Brianne
Led here by	Magic
Location	Florida
Comments	I absolutely loved your page. The gravy bit was absolutely histerical. I can tell you truly love her. :)

Guest 1,592 signed in on Sunday, May 19th at 9:03am

Name	Shawn Wretham
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	denial err um Canada
Comments	Milt and Margaret, your general antics have kept me in conniptions. The priceless wit you've shown time and time again made it hard on me when I lost track of your site, but when I found it again, it was like coming across treasure. Electronically hidden, burried in search engines treasure.

Guest 1,591 signed in on Sunday, May 19th at 4:31am

Name	Jim Scooler
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Illinois, USA
Comments	Some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. It's sad that I can relate to most of it. The movie-watching questions drive me crazy, now my daughter does it too!

Guest 1,590 signed in on Saturday, May 18th at 7:54pm

Name	Clinton Groves
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	MN - USA
Comments	The calculations is: 62.127 / (X * 0.26417) = miles / U.S. gallon 62.127 / (X * 0.31100) = miles / Imperial gallon Where X is the total of litres per 100km. Now the Imperial gallon calculation should be correct in that for every 1 US Gallon you have 0.8494 Imperial Gallon. The unfortunate thing, other that I did this, is that the standards systems are to this day not standardized. Different ratios are recorded globally for the measuments mentioned here. No right answer - how is that for argument ammunition. So, does it really matter if you calculate it - it won't be right... Though I am not typically prone to doing as I am told - you did in fact insist we calculate this.

Guest 1,589 signed in on Saturday, May 18th at 6:03pm

Name	kirsten (as below!)
Led here by	Search engine
Location	North of the border.
Comments	forgot to interject my location... but i still stand by my cavil from the depths below.. (oh shut up kirsten) er..yeh..im Scottish.

Guest 1,588 signed in on Saturday, May 18th at 5:58pm

Name	Kirsten, the manic "margaret-alike" one.
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Although i enjoyed your entries on this here website..about half-way down, i got highly offended, as i was catagorised and labelled as one of the typecast "stupid teenage girls" who you feel are probably included in participating/reading (whatever) in your little dear-diary..thingy! im a 16year old gymnast - and yes i am a natural blonde (a real one!) and am sick of being pigeon-holed as a dense little shit. i thank you. lots of love, hugs and kisses Kirsten "the kinky one" (but not really) xXoXx! :)

Guest 1,587 signed in on Saturday, May 18th at 4:20am

Name	bored auzzie teen :)
Led here by	Barry
Location	....auz...
Comments	hehehe, really funny. i hope me an my guy gets along az well az u!! it soundz like a very....exciting relationship!!! keep on updating, >>biKKi<<

Guest 1,586 signed in on Saturday, May 18th at 12:16am

Name	GeekGrrl
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Arizona, USA
Comments	Your argument page is hilarious. I laughed my ass off for over 2 hours. You have a wonderful sense of humour. Thank you for the entertainment. -An American with a British Sense of Humour

Guest 1,585 signed in on Friday, May 17th at 3:45pm

Name	Angelus
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	If you won't send out naked pictures of margret, how bout some pictures of her in her underwear eating pot noodles?

Guest 1,584 signed in on Friday, May 17th at 9:17am

Name	Lost
My page	Lost and Jaded
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/fl5/lostjaded/index.html
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	SF, CA, USA
Comments	Very amusing. Cheers, Lost

Guest 1,583 signed in on Friday, May 17th at 6:54am

Name	Matty F
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Boston
Comments	This is probably one of the most amusing websites I have seen. Oh yes and Ruth , your right most all americans are fools and can't grasp much , but , you should take care that there are some intelligent americans... just not many. Keep writing mill , as I do enjoy the updates.

Guest 1,582 signed in on Friday, May 17th at 5:02am

Name	Gaye
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Actually I got your site from my 25 year old daughter who must have grown up in a similiar environment to your house, she kept on saying "isn't that just just like you and dad?" She also told me if I continued to scroll down I would read that you and your Margaret were perfectly balanced and loved each other. What was she trying to tell me. That she finally understood all the silly bickering that used to drive her nuts, screaming shut up shut up can't you two ever shut up. Neat site, I laughed till I stopped.

Guest 1,581 signed in on Friday, May 17th at 1:23am

Name	laura
My page	wut ever
My URL	http://www.expage.com/notinnocent
Led here by	Web page
Location	florida
Comments	haha!!!!! ur site iz funny. well its alot 2 read so i only read some of it

Guest 1,580 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 11:12pm

Name	Gertrude MacPheroni
My page	none, I'm not THAT stupid
My URL	http:// tee hee, stupid is a funny word
Led here by	Magic
Location	At the computer!
Comments	You are an evil chipmunk, you are! I happen to be very very close to Margret, well, I bumped into her in the supermarket. But you should be ashamed of this, because think how much her feelings hurt. wipes tear You obviously have a lot of spare time, mister I-have-a-lot-of-spare-time! So goodnight, unto you all, else the Puck a liar call. TOODLES!! Gertrude

Guest 1,579 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 7:08pm

Name	juicedogg
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	saskatchewan
Comments	show some nude pics of her!!!!Lots, and you'll get more readers!!

Guest 1,578 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 6:40pm

Jennifer Potter of Little Rock, AR, USA sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,577 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 5:28pm

Name	Ruth
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington, D.C., USA
Comments	Your site is excellent. It reminds me of http://www.whatshouldiputonthefence.com --anyone who likes this site should check that one out. My husband and I recently had a physical fight over the proper way to store a hard-boiled egg, but we have nothing on you and Margret in the argument line. I have lived in America for almost 17 years now, and while there are several Americans who are not stupid and annoying, none of them can grasp the subtle essence of British understatement and sarcastic derision that has made the nation able to wrench enjoyment from whatever crap life brings. Although, come to think of it, where were those characteristics at the funeral of Princess Diana? Admit it, Mil, the British are perfectly capable of idiocy, too. BTW, I completely agree with you about women's hairy armpits. They are hot. Also women who don't shave their pubic hair off leaving a repulsive inch-wide "landing strip." Bleah! I'm in favor of big fluffy bushes that grow down the damsel's inner thighs. Not that anyone asked me.

Guest 1,576 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 5:24pm

Name	Linzi
Led here by	Magic
Location	Cheshire, UK (work)
Comments	I would just like to thank your girlfriend (well you actually Mil for making the site). Now i realise i am not the only one out there that has all those (so my boyfriiend says) 'annoying' tendencies. Thanks

Guest 1,575 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 4:15pm

Name	Mik
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Look what I've found! They even do a half sized one, for city use I assume... http://www.bullnet.co.uk/shops/be/bullnew/worms_.htm Mik.

Guest 1,574 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 2:44pm

Renier of London sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,573 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 1:25pm

Name	BB
My page	not yet
My URL	http:// not yet
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	banging! have the same problems!" girls are just bitches!

Guest 1,572 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 6:35am

Name	Jason R.
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Here... I think...
Comments	Hehe, funny site ;-)

Guest 1,571 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 12:53am

Name	anna merkin
My page	Laighing Boy
My URL	http://haardvark.blogspot.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Baaaahstin
Comments	When I am sick to my ass, Mil's Things make it all better.

Guest 1,570 signed in on Thursday, May 16th at 12:51am

Name	Erica Rolufs
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pasadena, CA
Comments	Love it, Love it, Love it! And y'all are in love, I'm sure. So sweet. Thanks for posting this page. Phew! Sue makes me feel validated in my opposites-attract-and-tear-each-other-apart) relationship. Funny, I'm an American of German descent; and my boyfriend of 6 years is a first generation American, of English/Scottish descent...hmmmm... We have lots of reservations about marriage, but know we'll be together to the grave, like you two. What was it that resolved you both (to agree) to not get married? Thanks again for this lovely love story! Erica

Guest 1,569 signed in on Wednesday, May 15th at 8:15pm

Name	plip
My page	thc tacos
My URL	http://www.thc-cs.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	chicago
Comments	you wear her undies ..nuff said and yes, this was on my employers time =]

Guest 1,568 signed in on Wednesday, May 15th at 5:05pm

Name	Gabrielle Koret
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Dear Mil, I've taken some of my employer's time to tell you that my husband and I recently had a fight about your site. [ Is it REALLY funny?] Your work is done here. I recommend your site to everyone that will listen. Your faqs for Americans are dreadful, but besides that we adore you. More, please.

Guest 1,567 signed in on Wednesday, May 15th at 4:12pm

Name	Denise
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I didn't realize that my husband and I have long-lost twins on a different continent! (You being my twin, he being Margret's, of course.) Like someone mentioned previously, I am another of the rare Americans who can (and often do) laugh at other Americans. (And, I'd like to think, I'm one of the 30ou've mentioned who generally "get it"---a term used for the sake of brevity.) Excellent site to which I am hopelessly addicted!

Guest 1,566 signed in on Wednesday, May 15th at 4:11pm

Name	Denise
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I didn't realize that my husband and I have long-lost twins on a different continent! (You being my twin, he being Margret's, of course.) Like someone mentioned previously, I am another of the rare Americans who can (and often do) laugh at other Americans. (And, I'd like to think, I'm one of the 30ou've mentioned who generally "get it"---a term used for the sake of brevity.) Excellent site to which I am hopelessly addicted!

Guest 1,565 signed in on Wednesday, May 15th at 3:44am

Name	Jim O'Hagan
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I don't know if you've already had a comment to this effect, but conversion from mpg into l/100km is 35.4, and conversely, from l/100km to mpg is 0.028... but it's late and I'm tired.. so I'll read the guest book another day.

Guest 1,564 signed in on Wednesday, May 15th at 12:02am

Name	kirsten
My page	n/a
My URL	http://n/a
Led here by	Search engine
Location	ontario, canada
Comments	i thought that your page was hilarious. when i gorw up, i wan to be you!!

Guest 1,563 signed in on Tuesday, May 14th at 9:16pm

Name	Ron DeBoy
My URL	http://www.ptec.pinellas.k12.fl.us
Led here by	Web page
Location	St. Petersburg, Fl USA
Comments	posted on humer @ www.snopes2.com an Urban Legends Message Board

Guest 1,562 signed in on Tuesday, May 14th at 7:12pm

Name	Anna
Led here by	Web page
Comments	hi i just wanted to tell you that you kind of remind of Bertie Wooster from the Jeeves books y P.G. Wodehouse, also you site is very funny and i love the line "our sink is blue and were not talking about it"

Guest 1,561 signed in on Tuesday, May 14th at 4:50am

Name	Katye
Led here by	Barry
Location	Miami, Florida
Comments	You guys are the bomb-can you come to dinner next Tuesday? Not Barry though. Last time he convinced my plants he was sent to set them free, and the subsquent revolt wasn't pretty.

Guest 1,560 signed in on Tuesday, May 14th at 2:15am

Name	Andy
My page	Kick Ass!
My URL	http://www.sadfuck.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	London
Comments	Erm, yeah... Barry sent me here about a year ago.... Since then, I've been waiting with baited breath for the updates and cough the mailing list... I see alot of Americans post on here trying to be clever and "non"American by saying they REALLY do know what irony is... I say bollox... I am an American and I've lived in London for the past 2 years... You lot are taking the piss! Mil, mate... Keep up the work and if you are ever in Notting Hill, drop me a line and I'll be the one in the Bermuda Shorts and tank top in Portobello... (You'll have a 1 in 1000 chance of getting me on a Saturday!)

Guest 1,559 signed in on Tuesday, May 14th at 1:28am

Name	aliastaken
My page	www.toughpigs.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The beach, USA
Comments	Forgot to ask... any chance you fancy like Muppets?

Guest 1,558 signed in on Tuesday, May 14th at 1:24am

Name	aliastaken
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Spring Lake, NJ
Comments	How about offering up a photo of yourself? I am now addicted to your site and would like to know the face behind the type. Only if it is no trouble, of course.

Guest 1,557 signed in on Monday, May 13th at 9:46pm

Name	Tyler Durden
My page	I'm too lazy and stupid. (i.e. I'm American)
Led here by	Magic
Location	A small state university in Washington State, USA
Comments	Well, gee...I dunno. I just wanted to sign in. See, I'm American, but I'm of that special breed which enjoys laughing at how stupid we Americans truly are. Your site does a wonderful job of allowing me that pleasure. But the thing that originally drew me to this place of electronic wonderment was the Things page. I haven't laughed so much in my entire life when compared to my first reading (which was when all the stuff that has since been taken off was still there). I completely understand Mil and Margret's relationship, and anyone who doesn't should read "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" by Edward Albee. Then again, those who don't understand Mil and Margret won't understand "Woolf" either. sigh Oh well. That's life, I guess...

Guest 1,556 signed in on Monday, May 13th at 12:13pm

Name	Trish de Spon
Led here by	Magic
Location	the office
Comments	Mondays so rarely include helpless body-convulsing laughter I think you may have cured my cold. Thank you.

Guest 1,555 signed in on Monday, May 13th at 11:23am

sabina of college sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,554 signed in on Monday, May 13th at 8:32am

Name	Gila
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Hamburg, Germany
Comments	Liebe Margret, eigentlich warte ich gespannt auf Deine eigene Seite - als eine Art "Rache" an Mil. Denn eigentlich hast Du absolut Recht: M�nner sind Idioten! :) Aber nat�rlich lieben wir sie trotzdem - auch wenn es manchmal schwer ist! Z.B., wenn man seinen Computer anfasst, und dort seitenweise Porn findet... andere M�nner w�rden sich daf�r peinlich ber�hrt entschuldigen oder eine Ausrede erfinden. Aber nein. Sein Kommentar war: 'DAS nennst Du Porno?! Warte mal, ich hab da noch viel bessere Sachen auf dem PC'. Nun ja. In jedem Fall viele liebe Gr��e aus Hamburg - auch an Mil, falls ihr derzeit 'on speaking terms' seid! ;) Gruss, Gila (Ahh - but an English man wouldn't have that stuff on his PC in the first place, Gila; only German men do that - Mil.)

Guest 1,553 signed in on Monday, May 13th at 7:54am

Name	melissa
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	By the way, my boyfriend just spilled tea on your archives (and it's not my turn to clean up)

Guest 1,552 signed in on Monday, May 13th at 7:50am

Melissa of semi rural USA PA (originally from NY) sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,551 signed in on Monday, May 13th at 2:26am

Name	KiSsMeKiSs
My page	KiSsMeKiSs
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/kiss_me_kiss
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	Why is that YOU men always think that every time a woman opens her mouth, its an automatic argument? If a woman says something, WHY MUST YOU CHALLENGE it?? Why cant you just let it go? Why do you always have to question or "correct" her??? Why do you have to be so damn exact? I will tell you why, MEN DO NOT HAVE COMMON SENCE! Enough said! No, I am not man bashing (as we Americans call it), I am proving a point, if you are a woman, you get it, if you are a man, no doubt you will email me and ask me "What is the point?" and then we will get into an argument! =)

Guest 1,550 signed in on Sunday, May 12th at 9:29pm

Name	Taryn (i.e. simplebutwise)
My page	don't have a bleeding chance of disigning one that people would read
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Phoenixville, PA
Comments	My boyfriend and I, Johnandwings, could not help noticing how very identicle Margret and your relationship seems to ours, but I suppose that wouldn't suprise you seeing as how, by the sounds of it, nothing much does anymore. Anyway, back to the point... My boyfriend and I enjoy many a moment sitting together while he reads the sight to me with much inflection in his voice switching my name with margrets often. See-you are an insparation to couples everywhere. I bet that'd make margret jealous. wink

Guest 1,549 signed in on Sunday, May 12th at 9:18pm

Name	John
My page	John and Wings' homepage
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/winglet18
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Pennsylvania, USA
Comments	heeheeheehee

Guest 1,548 signed in on Sunday, May 12th at 2:13pm

Name	Mene Tekel
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	HAP = Hairy Armpits 8-)

Guest 1,547 signed in on Sunday, May 12th at 10:40am

Name	Gavrock
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	England (for Americans... not part of France!)
Comments	Laughed out aloud... printed the page and then got bollocked by the missus for sitting down and reading it instead of doing something constructive... Bloody hypocrite, I was up 2 hours before her this morning feeding first born and doing the houshold chores which she can't bear to do because she went out drinking two days ago and is still , in her words, feeling wishy washy... Thanks for making my Sunday morning a little more entertaining than normal :-) Gavrock... (or 'kato' man servent of Kim) P.S. I notice helpful info for stupid Americans, god bless em.. arhhh. Yes our fat Americans buddies are the strangest and stupidest race on the planet... somethings bug me as much a Margret does to Mil, for example ...a manual car is a 'stick shift' in the US?! Everything in the US is usually in acronyms (which have no meaning to anyone except an American), but for this perculiar reason they prefer to use 'stick shift', which really has no meaning to any other English speaking nation. Think about it "stick" something to a wall (like a poster) and shift something (like a sofa). Now put the two together and think of a car :-S Next, compare this to the UK equivilent, manual meaning not automatic!!

Guest 1,546 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 11:50pm

Cameron of dunno sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,545 has been eliminated

Guest 1,545 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,544 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 10:51pm

Name	female
Led here by	Web page
Comments	What is HAP? Hairy armpits?

Guest 1,543 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 9:14pm

Name	Rachael
My page	none, though I'd like ta make one
My URL	http://hmmmm
Led here by	Web page
Location	The Grand Ol' State Of Oklahoma USA
Comments	Wassup! I found this page from my one of ta sites my bro looks at. This is great!!! I've thought 'bout doin' this b4 but have no clue, an' probably will have no need after ya just predicted ta way my life will turn out lol. Since my friends already say that I'm weird, morbid, an' such. Though hey! Weird is ta meduim between sane an' insane I say. Well keep it up, I can't wait ta read more of this. Well best ta stop my blabbin' now!

Guest 1,542 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 7pm

Name	Laura
My page	nope
My URL	http://www.huntinpics.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Seattle, WA.
Comments	this page is great. You have encouraged me to start a web page about the crazy kids in my class. (i detest george bush, he is a redneck)

Guest 1,541 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 5:54pm

Name	MENE TEKEL
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	sorry, I was interrupted by my wife who was trying to pick an argument about how I could encourage you to buy your own women's underwear ... so 2. sorry, I've forgotten my other point. BTW, she has HAP too, which I adore

Guest 1,540 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 1:41pm

Name	Mene Tekel
Led here by	Search engine
Location	LONDRES
Comments	1. Why not buy your own women's underwear?!

Guest 1,539 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 7:43am

Name	dargie
My page	Dargie Blithers
My URL	http://www.rowanstudio.com/greymatter
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Chicago
Comments	Okay...first I thought, "yeah, she's nuts." Then I figured you were. Now I'm certain you both are, and I realize that you're very happy together. Okay, well happy might not be the exact word I'm thinking of, but you get the idea, right? (dargie backs away cautiously) Off to light a candle to whatever god has kept me single all these years. d.

Guest 1,538 has been eliminated

Guest 1,538 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,537 signed in on Saturday, May 11th at 12:43am

Name	Linda Thatcher
Led here by	Magic
Location	Alice Springs, Australia
Comments	I love your work! It never fails to make me laugh aloud, and being a 'mail lister' also, I really enjoy the mail outs! My b/f is from England, we met online and he moved to Australia a couple of years ago now, we both think you're hilarious! Thanks for keeping us smiling! :}

Guest 1,536 signed in on Friday, May 10th at 9:46pm

Name	Kelly Logan
My page	Um. . .my homepage?
My URL	http://profiles.yahoo.com/dancing_man_zen
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Dearborn, Michigan, USA
Comments	Months later I still find myself laughing out loud reading your "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About" entries. Being but a simple American, I have not the capacity to use dry, sardonic comments dripping with cynicism to properly praise you in a way you would respect, so I'll have to just say, "Dude, you to-tally RAWK!!!" :^D - Kelly

Guest 1,535 signed in on Friday, May 10th at 9:26pm

Name	Logan Turner
My URL	http://www.opendiary.com/LoLo72681
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	I'm so excited to see there's a book AND a screenplay in the making. This has been a favorite page of mine for over a year now...

Guest 1,534 signed in on Friday, May 10th at 8:50pm

Name	Sarah E. White
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Houston Texas
Comments	Oh my. Your arguments are silly yet at the same time valid. Good luck and please keep updating the page, by the way.....are you a journalist. This would make a great book of sorts.

Guest 1,533 signed in on Friday, May 10th at 8:30pm

Name	Pete Smith
My page	Colmcille Climbers
My URL	http://www.pete-smith.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Northern Ireland
Comments	Laughed out loud and will come back to read more as I get time. Well done.

Guest 1,532 signed in on Friday, May 10th at 5:15pm

Name	Phil Wade
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	A Mancunian in London
Comments	Very amusing. You obviously love her to bits, and vice versa. I hope your mutual soul-feeding keeps you going until you are both really old and cantankerous! Howard Devoto is an orgasm addict. Have you been to see '24 hour party people' yet?

Guest 1,531 signed in on Friday, May 10th at 4:46pm

Name	Raven
My page	er..
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	On my bum
Comments	Our small elitist group ion the web recently discovered this list...of course, the Brits on the board had already read you and had been holding out, snarky wankers that they are. I am an American dating a Brit...my best friend lives in Germany...I feel your pain...right about...there...

Guest 1,530 signed in on Thursday, May 9th at 9:54pm

Name	Dave Warburton
My page	I don't have one (hence blank field below)
Led here by	Web page
Location	Liverpool University Library - A quite fantastic place in which to NOT do work.
Comments	You fiend! Anything I type here will come off as extraordinarily sycophantic, but then, maybe you don't object to slavish admiration. I would actually visit this site even if it didn't help me cultivate my pathological aversion to work. That's high praise indeed...

Guest 1,529 signed in on Thursday, May 9th at 6:09pm

Name	A concerned American who has also suffered under
My page	None
My URL	http://None
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USofA
Comments	The problem is not Women. The problem is not Germany. The problem is a combination of the two. I am not JUST an idiot American dispatching snippets of Psychological Airport wisdom: I am an American who has also had the misfortune of dating a German Girl. Well, I THINK she was a Girl. She definitely had Girl parts, that's for sure. The rest ALL belonged to Satan. Ahhh . . . She was beautiful - that is to say, "beautiful" the way a pitbull is "beautiful" as the paramedics break it's jaws with a rotary saw in order to remove the beast from your vital organs. Really, their behavior is not even personal .. they're just THAT evil and they would be that evil to ANYONE given the chance (ie., don't mistake the evil for some psychologically-twisted form of abusive love . . . now is NOT the time to get sentimental). GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN MAN. . . you seem a decent fellow! Thirteen years of misery is too long: find a nice Asian girl . . . at least the food she feeds you won't consist of animal parts that most self-respecting cultures are smart enough to discard. Okay, enough about that. If you ever need her to take a "permanent vacation", let me just say that "I know people." The going rate is about $30,000 as I understand it (considerably more if you want it to LOOK like an accident). I think if you plead your case to them, they might even waive the fee . . .

Guest 1,528 signed in on Thursday, May 9th at 3:48pm

Big Ben of North West Florida sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,527 signed in on Thursday, May 9th at 11:14am

Name	hannah
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Location	deutschland
Comments	ich sehe mit schrecken, dass ich erst die/der zweite aus deutschland bin! schade, besonders, da deine seite echt absolut genial ist!! sch�n, dass es noch andere gibt, die nicht an sich halten k�nnen, wenn sie eine pflanze im angebot sehen. mfg Hannah

Guest 1,526 signed in on Thursday, May 9th at 4:03am

Name	Peter
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	US
Comments	Spot on!

Guest 1,525 signed in on Thursday, May 9th at 12:04am

Name	niki
Led here by	Magic
Location	california
Comments	i just wanted to say mil's amazing and we love him. I have introduced this web page to many of my friends, elevating mil to cult-like status. If i had my cruel way, i would simply keep him chained to the computer writing and taking pictures of his british punk self so that i might waste more of my time at the computer. My friends this is why i don't my way very often.

Guest 1,524 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 11:33pm

Name	avital
My page	Kidz Books
My URL	http://www.kidz-books.net
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Scotland UK
Comments	Brilliant. All the TV bits were so familiar I cried. And laughed. And cried again. Brilliant.

Guest 1,523 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 11:18pm

Name	busty st. claire
My page	don't know what it's about, but it's good to go
My URL	http://techrat.diaryland.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	the misery that is minnesota, usa
Comments	i've been meaning to sign this guestbook for a while now, but seeing as how my most prominent skill is the ability to procrastinate at will, it hasn't been accomplished until this very moment. not that that fact is relevant in any sort of way, but i thought you should know. anyhoo, i recently read through the entire "things" section. in one sitting, i might add. needless to say, i was a little bored that night. but's that's ok-it's not like i have a life or places to be or anything. but back to the point-i just wanted to say that it was nice to find a site with some actual content. also, this margret character sounds fascinating, and i intend to be much like her someday, sans the potted plants fetish, though not for lack of desire. unfortunately, every attempt at horticulture on my part has ended in tragedy. and that, surprisingly, is all i have to say. for now... end note-ok, so maybe minnesota isn't all THAT miserable, and i could leave if i really wanted to, but that's where that procrastination thing comes into play again. just thought i'd throw that in because, you know, i don't want to sound like the whiny american that i really am.

Guest 1,522 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 9:55pm

Name	Cerys
My page	nope
Led here by	Web page
Location	home
Comments	Mil writes a column in the Guardian Weekend magazine on Saturdays. Oh, its a British paper, though. The column consists of excerpts from "Things" so you are not missing out. Have you checked out The Weekly yet? It is down at the moment, but Mil is co-author of that site as well. In case you run out of things to read...

Guest 1,521 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 8:13pm

Name	Christine
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Washington, DC
Comments	I can't believe I read the whole thing....... Just kidding. I found your page very funny. Would I be correct in inferring you write for a newspaper? Do you write a column then? Just curious because if you do write a column I would like to look it up to read. I like reading Dave Barry a lot and he has the whole sarcasm thing going too. Have a nice day.

Guest 1,520 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 3:34pm

Name	mike
My page	misterbuster.com
My URL	http://www.misterbuster.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	The US of A
Comments	I have just finished reading "things", in it's entirety, and now I have nothing to do at work. We americans have a consuming need for entertainment. I'm sure you feel terrible about not writing nearly enough to keep us busy. I think I speak for all stupid americans when I say: "Mil, how dare you not put your life on hold and write non-stop for us?! How Dare You?? HOW DARE YOU?!" Of course, since I am the one and only non-stupid american (due mainly to the fact that I don't vote, plus the added non-stupid bonus of being an incognito rockstar), I can't be absoultely sure about that. Anyway, thank you for the laughs! Now back to work! Chop Chop!

Guest 1,519 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 1:35pm

Name	Tin
Led here by	Web page
Location	London
Comments	Love it. I am not the only mad woman on the planet! Thankyou.

Guest 1,518 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 2:38am

Name	Greg Crisp
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Toronto, Ontario, CANADA
Comments	The concise version of "Things..." had me in tears. Brilliant. Haven't laughed this much in ages. For the record Canadians are not the same as Americans. Mind you we don't eat tea. Maybe you're right, we are the same after all. Except that we're not hung up on the marriage thing either. I doubt my partner and I are getting married. Oh... And we can spell. Colour. Theatre. Draught. Well, it has to have some advantage.... Doesn't it? Hmmm? Love the site, how does one get the back issues?

Guest 1,517 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 1:39am

Name	Natalie Jackson
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	u are brillaint; i wish i had my own site about my crazy boyfriend and me,well I guess thats it, say hi to margret 4 me, just kiddin'

Guest 1,516 signed in on Wednesday, May 8th at 12:31am

Name	Brenda McLeod
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canadian, living in Botswana.
Comments	I love this page; I think it's inspired and screamingly funny! And Canadaians are NOT the same as Americans - that's like saying the Welsh are the same as the English, or New Zealanders the same as Australians. I see many elements of my boyfriend (he's French-Canadian!) in your descriptions of Margret's frequent irrational behaviour and comments. We also live together, and are SO sick of people constantly asking us "why don't you just get married?" Mostly by Americans ex-pats living here. The other Canadians don't care. And we hate being compared to Americans! I look forward to more of your adventures, and hope to read the first part of the page that I've missed. Incidentally, I found this page through linls on teo discussion boards - Handbag.com (UK), and The Cuban Lounge. (Also UK.) Thanks for the entertainment! Brenda McLeod.

Guest 1,515 signed in on Tuesday, May 7th at 12:48am

Name	Rob
My page	nill
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	(oh please god have mercy) Connecticut, USA
Comments	Stumbled upon this while working very hard (pshyah like anyone does that these days) on a gaming forum i frequent, anyway. I know how you feel, that sting in the back of your throat, the eye twitching, the will power it takes to bite down the compulsion to stab, yes, i have too been through what you are going through (not to your lengthy extent mind you, and not with children involved either, so kind of a lower level of what you are going through...hell nonetheless.) So i come to this conclusion, it is genetic. There is no other explanation for people of this type, ive seen caged monkeys behave less iratic and more compasionate then the female species (and i do mean species, they are not human...well not these type anyway). So....i aplaud your finding a construc...no not constructive...well, in finding a way to vent the rage that comes alongside being with someone of this sort anyway...i personally gave up trying to make a relationship like this work after about 2 years of screaming matches/beatings (not me doing the beating obviously)/cops being called/things being thrown...so i must say you have a better stamina and will then i (either that or a serious case of sato-masochism) so in closing i offer a hand, if you need hosting or a developer or a few legs broken (200 a pop) drop me a line and il see that i get yah hooked up. (only half kidding about the legs breaking...im in dire need of money as of current =P )

Guest 1,514 signed in on Monday, May 6th at 9:12pm

Name	James Austin
My page	James Austins homepage
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/the_controller42
Led here by	Barry
Location	England (bristol)
Comments	I just read your new "thing". have you tried stagering out of the bath room while your shaving, with your razor in one hand and the other to your neck (conceling the slashed red sauce tube)?

Guest 1,513 signed in on Monday, May 6th at 7:23am

Name	Owen
Led here by	Web page
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Comments	Your pain and misery will bring laughter and joy to many. Dont worry, its like that with everyone. I found your website from www.sensibleerection.com

Guest 1,512 signed in on Monday, May 6th at 6:49am

test sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,511 signed in on Monday, May 6th at 2:42am

Name	Tom Garvey
My page	Pravda: dedicated to your tedium-induced suicide
My URL	http://www30.brinkster.com/pravdahome/
Led here by	Barry
Location	Hayes(help me, for christ's sake) England (phew)
Comments	Actually it was Paul. I'm sure he's contacted you - the last time you replied to my mail about getting a book published he practically died of jealousy. the poor fool. Cheers for that advice by the way, and for generally being great and all. Incidentally NASA said something about making sure not to read these guestbook things too often in case your ego interferes with their signals. Thought you'd like to know. I shall return, my pockets laden with many a toblerone. tg

Guest 1,510 signed in on Sunday, May 5th at 10:17pm

Name	Becky
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Cornwall
Comments	OK i just wanted to congradulate you on how incredibly entertaining this site is, me and my friends have been reading some of the arguments over and over and they still make us laugh the 20th time! THANK YOU!

Guest 1,509 signed in on Sunday, May 5th at 7:20pm

Name	Jillo
Led here by	Magic
Location	new hampsire usa
Comments	i luv it. i havent read it all, but i still luv it. people like u are the best.

Guest 1,508 signed in on Sunday, May 5th at 5:53pm

Name	badgood
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa
Comments	thanks for allowing me to visit... its a kewll sight

Guest 1,507 signed in on Sunday, May 5th at 1:22am

Name	celina floyo
My page	poopinashoe
Led here by	Web page
Location	seattle
Comments	this is weird amd goes on for ever.make shorter and more intresting

Guest 1,506 signed in on Saturday, May 4th at 5:13pm

Name	Laura
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Massachusetts, USA
Comments	wow. I mean WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This websight is so great! I love it here !!!! It's great!! Your writing is so funny!!! epecially the one about the mussels-hahahha still laughing! Just love it here!! I hope there are many more things to write about!! congrats to the best webisght owner ever

Guest 1,505 signed in on Saturday, May 4th at 2:57pm

Name	Skullster
My page	ALL 4 FUN
My URL	http://www.awl4fun.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wilkes-Barre,Pa
Comments	I found your site quite interesting,Figured I'd leave my mark so others could venture our way.Ride on

Guest 1,504 signed in on Saturday, May 4th at 3:41am

Name	mrjohntesh
My page	Mrjohntesh Shows off His Nude Girlfriends
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/mrjohntesh
Led here by	Search engine
Location	California
Comments	Mrjohntesh loves you all! So come on by and see what I say about my ex-girlfriends (and I have many of them)

Guest 1,503 signed in on Friday, May 3rd at 7:56pm

Name	miss T
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Goshhhhhh !!! I love it...I LOVE IT .......I Love IT.....

Guest 1,502 signed in on Friday, May 3rd at 7:16pm

Name	Gareth 'Wales' Evans
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	Just as I thought that the bulb at the end of the tunnel had blown, i found this page, and the light has been rekindled. The BEST site I have ever been on. Congrats.

Guest 1,501 signed in on Friday, May 3rd at 7:11pm

Name	Mohawk McBeal
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	The Land of Pilgrim's Pride
Comments	Ooh! Someone's got a crush on Mil! (How would I say that in Brit-speak?) MM

Guest 1,500 signed in on Friday, May 3rd at 6:40pm

Name	Joerg Gastner
My page	gastner.org
My URL	http://www.gastner.org
Led here by	Web page
Location	Frankfurt/Germany
Comments	Hmmm... I wasn't aware that you put the "tick to hide your comments in secrecy"-box up to make people feel dumb. I thought it was the difference between sending a message to you or to your web-page. But anyway: To let everyone know what I wrote in the misconception of privacy... Here it goes: "I love your use of words and I wish that I were as fluent in german as you are in english. I love the way you describe things that other people would have shunned from their memory. I love the way that you make your life an adventure and that you are willing to share it with us. I adore you, really. Your site is awesome. It is worth making a book out of it. All the arguments that I have had seem so immature, so unimportant, so scarce. You really brightened up my life and I recommended your site to quite a few people. And if the people of this planet are going to make you a god then it will not be because of your hoarded home appliances - it will be because of your website. Thanks." (and shouldn't it read "tick to make yourself look like a fool" instead of "tick to hide your comments in secrecy"? Just a thought. I read your FAQ thouroughly but didn't find a hint for this one.) Best regards Joerg

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