Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,400 to 1,449)

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Guests 1,448 and 1,449 have been eliminated

Guests 1,448 and 1,449 have been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,447 signed in on Thursday, April 25th at 4:55am

Name	Allie
Led here by	Barry
Location	Australia
Comments	You need a "statements" page. Really. I'll give you an example. Because I really have to write this down somewhere for a lot of people to see. #1 - Shane Crawford has a hot body #2 - Glen Manton has a sexy voice #3 - Trent Croad has both. And more. And that was really all I wanted. Oh, and #4 - I hate Matthew Lloyd for being engaged. How dare he? Get the picture? I'm just taking up space on your site, aren't I. Which, by the way, is hilarious. Cheers.

Guest 1,446 signed in on Wednesday, April 24th at 7:31pm

Name	Barb
My page	red bandana online
My URL	http://redbandana.demoni.ca
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Regina, Saskatchewan
Comments	Hey Mil, sounds like you have it made. I love reading your site. Always makes me laugh. Thanks man!

Guest 1,445 signed in on Wednesday, April 24th at 10am

Name	@#&*
My page	go to hell
My URL	http://www.god deam u
Led here by	Magic
Location	hell
Comments	whwt is that

Guest 1,444 signed in on Wednesday, April 24th at 9:19am

Name	amanda wilkins
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	austin, tx
Comments	Mil, I've decided I'm in love with Margret. You're the luckiest man in the world. Yes. Congratulations. I notice there is a previously established group of women who want to have sex with her. Does she have a response to that?

Guest 1,443 signed in on Wednesday, April 24th at 5:05am

Name	Jen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	About the plant in the shower, don't worry too much... I went to have a shower (this has happened several times) and found most of my mother's house plants sitting in the tub. It's like some weird (and really quite scary) plant orgy or some strange ambush I've unwittingly uncovered. So don't get too concerned until a forest suddenly appears in your tub. -Jen

Guest 1,442 signed in on Wednesday, April 24th at 1:31am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Dearest Mil -- I am an American, midwestern, suuburban housewife, a mother of two, a devout Christian, and a Republican (meaning that yes, I voted for George W. Bush). My question is this: should I keep reading, or will I throw off your entire demographic? I only ask because, while I have thoroughly enjoyed the time I've wasted reading everything I can on your site, it strikes me that your audience might be somewhat put off if word gets out that your work has begun to appeal to the likes of me. I would hate to be the source of any dip in popularity... (Of course...my concern for your popularity hasn't stopped me from posting about it on a public guestbook, so I suppose I'll probably keep reading either way.) Jennifer

Guest 1,441 signed in on Tuesday, April 23rd at 8:18pm

Name	Rae
My page	Fanatikku
My URL	http://www.fanatikku.freewebspace.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Georgia!!! ^-^
Comments	This has probably got to be the best time Ive ever in my sixth period science class, which is saying alot since I have a teacher who not only looks and acts like she just got off drugs, broke out of a mental institution, walked in off the streets, etc. But seriously, this I was getting stares from my classmates more than once reading this site!

Guest 1,440 signed in on Tuesday, April 23rd at 6:36pm

Name	Jeff
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Michigan
Comments	Too funny!!! I ran across your site quite by accident and have been trying not to laugh outloud while reading it here at work.

Guest 1,439 signed in on Monday, April 22nd at 2:56am

Name	Tracie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Chicago Illinois
Comments	I think this page is flippin' hillarious!!! However it has wasted the time I was supposed to be spending to do research for this lame presentation I have to do soon, but I always welcome distractions when it comes to doing research. Thanks for the amusement!

Guest 1,438 signed in on Sunday, April 21st at 6:43pm

Name	Ann Burlingham
Led here by	Magic
Location	a farm in western New York state
Comments	Not only are you and Margret a continuing inspiration/topic of dissention for my partner and me, now I'm combing the page for a good excerpt to use in our wedding vows. Perhaps something from the FAQ for Americans: after all, since I'm an American, it's practically obligatory that I marry. That, and the whole visa issue. This doesn't mean I rescind my offer to run away with Margret, should she ever tire of your charms. She can bring the plants.

Guest 1,437 signed in on Saturday, April 20th at 5:32pm

Name	Geoduck
Led here by	Barry
Location	Derby, England
Comments	Wow Margrets' nose is so cute! Surely it more than makes up for any little annoying habits she may have?! :)

Guest 1,436 signed in on Saturday, April 20th at 6:47am

Name	Rachel
My page	Depths of the Ocean
My URL	http://ocean.deep-ice.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	Wilmington, NC
Comments	Very funny!

Guest 1,434 signed in on Friday, April 19th at 6:35pm

Name	Mohawk McBeal
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	The Majectic Purple Mountains
Comments	Right then, Milly, dear. I feel compelled to post to your message board again. Lovely, lovely site.. (I forgot to mention that previously) AHEM: Anyhoot: Today i was on a site, characterized as similar to your own (but horribly, horribly not so, I'm afraid). Psychoexgirlfriend.com or some other such rubbish was the title.. awful stuff, simply awful. Misogynistic, degrading... just terrible. It compelled me to write you and applaud you for not presenting Margret that way. Yes, so I've done that, and now I must be off. (Honey Nut) Cheerioes. --MM p.s. how's my diction coming?

Guest 1,433 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 9:54pm

Name	Nicola
Led here by	Search engine
Location	England
Comments	Hello Mil, Reading your name in the Culture section of my Sunday Times a couple of weeks ago reminded me to pop back. Anyway, as well as being addicted to your site, I'm also addicted to your guestbook archives and it looks like you've got competition. Keith Fuleki's post was very funny ....

Guest 1,432 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 8:02pm

Name	Matt Q
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ann Arbor US
Comments	Heya. I've got an answer to your gallon/liter/mile/kilometer problem. 1 mile = 1.6 km 1 liter = .22 British gallons So a car that gets 10 liters per 100 km would get 28.4 MPG

Guest 1,431 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 7:43pm

Name	Matt Q
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ann Arbor US
Comments	Heya. I've got an answer to your gallon/liter/mile/kilometer problem. 1 mile = 1.6 km 1 liter = .22 British gallons So a car that gets 10 liters per 100 km would get 28.4 MPG

Guest 1,430 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 4:37pm

Name	Michael J. Thompson
My page	The Bull Moose Club
My URL	http://www.thebullmooseclub.com/BMCHome2.htm
Led here by	Web page
Location	United States of America-Vermont
Comments	Your page is one of the most entertaining ways to waste my valuable time that i have ever encountered. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Guest 1,429 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 2:38pm

Name	Mohawk McBeal
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	The Fruited Plains
Comments	Mil, Mil, Mil.... tsk! why must you waste my boss' precious time?! It's 9:30am, Eastern Standard Time, and look where I am! On your site. Shame on you. Anywho: Margret's not so insufferable. Bizarre and a little off-kilter, yes. But insufferable? Far from it. Ah, lesse, what else? OH! I feel I must tell you that you've inspired me to make a concerted effort to improve my English. As i currently speak the bastardized American form this is quite difficult. Recently I've been infusing words like "git," and "bollocks" and "snog" into conversation. That elicits looks of confusion from my ape-like, pedestrian, fat-stoopid-lazy American friends, but I persevere nonetheless! fish and chips forever! --M.M.

Guest 1,428 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 11:09am

Name	Sally
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	oh, and 'you're' is 'you are', 'your' is 'your'. Fuckwit (Apologies for anyone offended by my use of language. Though sometimes, incorrect grammar and syntax is FAR more offensive than crude words.)

Guest 1,427 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 11:06am

Name	Sally
Led here by	Magic
Location	Winchester, England
Comments	HA HA the twat below not only made a fool out of himself by writing utter garbage, he also posted twice - I'm sure something that has been noted. And, To 'it was Barry', As any fule no outright rudeness is not big, nor, as you so clearly wished it to be, clever. I think you should take note of your comment #6, and apply.

(Not my policy to comment on entries, as you know, but this one tells us a lot about people. 'Jackass' who signed in at 1,424 is the same person as 'Barry' who signed in at 1,425/6 - yes I can tell that. Here's what he clearly did; Despite the two warnings [one of which you have click to get past before making an entry in the guestbook] to read the FAQ first so as not to make an arse of yourself publicly, Jackass didn't bother to read the FAQ first; too hyped up on the excellence of the comment he was about to make, we may speculate. Six minutes later, our friend obviously had gone and read the FAQ, and must have realised he'd made an arse of himself. So, he hatched a subtle and wily plan whereby he returned and made an entry, using a different name, saying I'm crap. I imagine he then punched the air in triumph. Oh, can I just mention - as it'll please many, many people - that he's not an American, by the way; he's Australian. - Mil.)

Guest 1,426 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 10:09am

Name	it was Barry
Led here by	Barry
Comments	hey hey hey 1. you suck dick 2. your an insane geek 3. your not funny 4. don't write anything ever again 5. the only thing funny about you is your name. MMMMIIILLLLLLLL (dickhead) 6. fuck off and die

Guest 1,425 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 10:09am

Name	it was Barry
Led here by	Barry
Comments	hey hey hey 1. you suck dick 2. your an insane geek 3. your not funny 4. don't write anything ever again 5. the only thing funny about you is your name. MMMMIIILLLLLLLL (dickhead) 6. fuck off and die

Guest 1,424 signed in on Thursday, April 18th at 10:03am

Name	jackass
Led here by	Barry
Location	here
Comments	Sorry dude, didn't really read the site, too long. Why don't you just dump that mother fucker. writing a whole 20 million pages on her and not dumping her is pretty fucking sad. catch-

Guest 1,423 signed in on Wednesday, April 17th at 2:12am

Name	Kat Smith
My page	ChessieKat's Treehouse
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/chessiekat13
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Native New Yorker in Houston, TX (ARGH!)
Comments	This is definately one of my new "I have much better things to do, but just don't feel like it" pages! And I thought my marriage was bad..... NOTHING compared to this! Stick with it, actually sounds like you're enjoying the experience. And thank you for allowing the Canadian/American 'debate'. Being from New York and living only 30 minutes from the border, I and my friends know it's just "that big state to the north"! Kat

Guest 1,422 signed in on Tuesday, April 16th at 11:58pm

Name	Smantha
Led here by	Magic
Location	UK
Comments	Mil, you are a star, mate - you make me laugh out loud. Last year I divorced (having served almost 10years with) a man who portrays many if not all similar traits to your beloved. I can now laugh about these things & remain sane. Pleasse keep writing, Best wishes Samxx

Guest 1,421 signed in on Tuesday, April 16th at 6:54pm

Name	SF
My page	ReadDaveGorman
My URL	http://www.readdavegorman.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	UK
Comments	I hate you. I had to read your whole site out loud to my girlfriend because apparently I'm not aloud to laugh and not tell her why. Bloody female paranoia I tell you - it'll encompass us all.

Guest 1,420 signed in on Tuesday, April 16th at 12:28pm

Name	Sally
My page	n/a
Led here by	Magic
Comments	I always get here by magic...hm.... Anyway, hi Mil, just wanted to see if you had read the article which was in yesterday's Evening Standard and other National newspapers today (maybe even the Guardian) about 10f couples splitting up because one or the other of the partners spends TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET. And guess what? I thought of you. I was touched to say the least, so I think you ought to be. Presume things are still going strong, and can we have a few more pictures of your boys uploaded please? I wish to see their angelic faces before they are destroyed utterly on their 13th birthdays when you present them with a pile of 20 year old porn mags.

Guest 1,419 signed in on Tuesday, April 16th at 12:27pm

Name	Me
My page	mmm
My URL	http://nnnn
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	I have never laughed so much!

Guest 1,418 signed in on Tuesday, April 16th at 2:06am

Name	Julie
Led here by	Magic
Location	Columbus, OH
Comments	Ah, Mil, they just never quite get it, do they?

Guest 1,417 signed in on Tuesday, April 16th at 12:14am

Name	Daniel
My page	ductape halo (music site, and artwork too)
My URL	http://www.mp3.com/ductapehalo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	san diego, ca, usa (native of new jersey) these californians are the flakiest people i have ever met.
Comments	Mil, I wanted to survey all your page had to offer (and only on company time I might add). I am very amused by all you have (objectively) related to your readers. I am a fan of very dry humour myself. My friend from PA is married to a German girl and she turned into a crazy bitch that according to him, will never let him do a thing. We have a term of endearment for: "the sour kraut". Cosiquently, he spends all his time on the internet, but looking up porn. I would say you use your time a little more profficiently. Can I tell you my exgirlfriend would pull very similar things. I used to be a nice guy, but now am very bitter. She would start arguing with me and I would try to tell her I wasn't interested in those sort of games, but she would follw me room to room as I tryed to escape the shrill yelling. I sooner or later ran out of rooms to go to. It was usually over some comment I had meant as a joke, like "gee honey, you look like you are gaining weight." No matter how many times I would say that, she never thought it was funny. Late, Daniel

Guest 1,416 signed in on Monday, April 15th at 9:25pm

Name	stacey...yes, i am an american teenage girl
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	America...a small, quintessential town in CT
Comments	my goodness, mil. i have to give it to ya...you're a great man to put up with your girlfriend. god speed mill...just don't let margaret handle any sharp objects near you, i would miss your updates too much. anyways...great site! i haven't laughed so hard, well, ever (considering i'm only 15...a YOUNG American Teenage Girl). keep it up! you should be a comic, seriously.

Guest 1,415 signed in on Monday, April 15th at 1:28pm

Name	brumo
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cheltenham
Comments	Interesting read... you unfortunate man - but she's a beaut (appart from when it's full moon of course)

Guest 1,414 signed in on Monday, April 15th at 2:45am

Name	Jeannine Coggins
Led here by	Web page
Location	Berlin,Ct. USA
Comments	Long, VERY LONG, but,LONG!!!!!

Guest 1,413 signed in on Monday, April 15th at 2:42am

Name	Jeannine Coggins
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Long,VERY LONG,but LONG!!!

Guest 1,412 signed in on Monday, April 15th at 2:29am

Name	Tom Porter
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cornwall, England
Comments	fucking ace sight, u should write for a magazine or something.

Guest 1,411 signed in on Sunday, April 14th at 8:35pm

Name	Lou
My page	not that clever
My URL	http:// ?????
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	London uk
Comments	Have sat here 4 hours reading this and now feel guilty 1)because have 101 things should b doing instead 2)because i think maybe i will drive my boyf mad- i totally get most of what Magaret does!! Better go get help!! It's nice that u so obviously love her,we need more of that these days. by the way- kiwi fruit-in the middle crying at Notting Hill-never considered a good thing and my boyf is Brazilian and has never said that was that,maybe u thinkin of Brighton?

Guest 1,410 signed in on Saturday, April 13th at 7:07pm

Name	Rhianna
My page	My Pics
My URL	http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bryyt_eyez
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	San Francisco, California
Comments	pats you on shoulder, head down I'm so sorry.... But thank you for sharing.... =D

Guest 1,409 signed in on Friday, April 12th at 9:34pm

Name	Magali
My page	My homepage (unfinished/started)
My URL	http://angelfire.com/ny4/magali/index.html
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	New York (Not my choice)
Comments	This web page helped me a lot as I tried to avoid finishing my homework. Instead of writing a five page paper on the differences between a hero and a e - there aren't enough obvious ones - I sat on my ass for an extra few hours correcting the grammar of this web page and trying to stifle bursts of laughter, lest they give away that I was not doing my paper.

Guest 1,408 signed in on Friday, April 12th at 5:52pm

Name	Noel
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	You helped me (and probably millions of others) to see that myself and my boyfriend are not freaks after all.In the past 5 years we seem to have had pretty much every argument you've had with Margret, hugely re-assuring. Thanks again. Noel McGeown

Guest 1,407 signed in on Friday, April 12th at 4:36pm

liz sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,405 signed in on Friday, April 12th at 11:03am

Name	****
My page	LinkBomb
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/retro/postzoo
Led here by	Search engine
Location	There
Comments	I came upon these pages and thought it was about my ex. Similarities to one abandoned corner - I was honestly horrified at the incessant deluge of crimes against one Man. The sheer volume of wrong-logic perpetrated by your girlfriend is frightening. I, however, managed to exorcise my ex (Lorraine) from my battered core several months ago - I wish you well - Lord Bless you

Guest 1,404 signed in on Friday, April 12th at 4:04am

Name	Mark Hevey
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Rockville, Maryland USA
Comments	RE: Things I laughed, I cried... well I cried from laughing. Have you written any books? Your like an Internet Dave Barry (that's good). Proof that content is 95f a web site. Thanks for the highlight of my day!

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Guest 1,403 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,402 signed in on Friday, April 12th at 1:17am

Name	Danni
My page	Billion Dollar Websites
My URL	http://billiondollardanni.cjb.net
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	Cool Site...just wondering whether you would like to join up for a webring which has been made specially for those who want to get more people to sign their guestbooks.... if so, click below!! http://k.webring.com/hub?ring=signmyguestbook

Guest 1,401 signed in on Thursday, April 11th at 3:47am

Name	Meg
Led here by	Magic
Location	smack dab in the middle of U.S. suburbia
Comments	it's comforting to know that i am not alone in my insanity. great site!

Guest 1,400 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 9:13pm

Name	Johnny T
My page	Biscuitsbrown
My URL	http://www.biscuitsbrown.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Preston, NW UK
Comments	Superb laugh, I get the impression you are teetering on insanity. Maybe some form of therapy is in order, failing that I know a bloke down the pub who says she'll be out of your life for good in exchange for five crisp tenners. Up to you?

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