Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,300 to 1,399)

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Guest 1,399 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 6:42pm

Name	Steve
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Michigan, USA
Comments	It's like taking 6 hours to watch a train wreck happen in ultra-slow motion! Thanks for the good read.

Guest 1,398 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 5:40pm

Name	Mona
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	London
Comments	Love it, love it, love it! Now I know exactly what to do the next time a boyfriend turns the sink blue...

Guest 1,397 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 4:30pm

Holly sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,396 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 1:53pm

Name	Timmy Mallet
My page	Timmy Mallet online
My URL	http://www.timmymallet.co.uk
Led here by	Magic
Comments	bwahahahahhaahahaha. love it.

Guest 1,395 has been eliminated

Guest 1,395 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,394 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 1:37pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I find oddly comforting the moral and intellectual superiority offered by all the people who feel it necessary to give you advice. I'm sure it must do similar things (but in a non-touching way) to you. Dear [insert deity here], people, get a life. If nothing else, you should look to spending the time taken to read the site to either a) find a woman/man, as you obviously have no experience of living with a real person (i.e. non-student, non-parent, non-two dimensional and implausible), or b) go and find a copy of Black & White or, preposterous allergies allowing, a gerbil with which to work out your inferiority complexes and onto which to project all you twisted world views and pet psychological theories. The arguments demonstrated here are, without a doubt, not the soul component of Mil and Margaret's relationship. Allowing for the uncertainty inherent in my estimation, they can account for no more than, say, 90f the day (inclusive of sleeping time), leaving a carefree and exhilarating 10.a whole 144 minutes...in which to have a well adjusted life. But on a lighter note, from one work-avoidance expert to another, I agree entirely about Jimi. His version of Wild Thing was appalling.

Guest 1,393 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 10:23am

Name	Grenouille Legs
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Somewhere in deepest darkest Europe
Comments	it really was a hot tip from a stranger. Even stranger was the fact that her name was Margret and she was German. So just to clarify, you do cut a kiwi fruit across the middle .. there is no other way. I'm sorry but that just the way it is done. Millions of New Zealanders do it like that every day, and millions more Chinese people did it that way when it was called a Chinese gooseberry (before it was stolen and comercialised). oh .. and one more thing... can you give me the e-mail address of the guy that has the nude photos of Margret ?! Thanks !

Guest 1,392 signed in on Wednesday, April 10th at 7:29am

Name	Krista
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canada
Comments	you and your girlfriend must really love one another but keep fighting it's so funny

Guest 1,391 signed in on Tuesday, April 9th at 4:39pm

Name	Sal
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Liverpool
Comments	Hi Mil! Thanks for keeping me amused all afternoon and giving me a perfect explaination for nicking all the duvet!! Question: who do the kids take after? Cheers Sal

Guest 1,390 signed in on Tuesday, April 9th at 3:34pm

Name	NICK
Led here by	Barry
Location	MANCHESTER, ENGLAND
Comments	i think you either love this women very very much or you are very very desprate, the fact you have kids is no exuse to suffer the crap you constantly get for her. ( have you never heard of child seperation?) i think maybe you are scared that if you braek up you, you will not find a new love, but then who am i to say? personly i beg you to ask yourself "is it worth the stress?". i have seen the result of cronic stress in my father and it can make you seriously ill, so if she cares about you why does she give you all this shit? are you fightened of change? sort your life out! mail me back with what you think.

Guest 1,389 signed in on Tuesday, April 9th at 12:16pm

Name	MJ
My page	SapphireWolf.com
My URL	http://www.sapphirewolf.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	This is a great site! In a strange, turnabout way, it also reminds me of the relationship I have with my fiance (lots of love, but loads of arguments). Thanks for the laughs!

Guest 1,388 signed in on Tuesday, April 9th at 2:49am

Name	Ashley
Led here by	Web page
Location	Yeah.....
Comments	Hilarious! Margret's pretty funny. It's nice to find a page that's real.

Guest 1,387 signed in on Tuesday, April 9th at 2:21am

Name	messsr
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Why the hell does she bitch about all that shit?!?

Guest 1,386 signed in on Monday, April 8th at 4:34pm

Name	Angie Carter
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Indiana USA
Comments	Ever thought about the stage?

Guest 1,385 signed in on Monday, April 8th at 3:11pm

Name	Lexin
My page	Lexin's Atheist Site
My URL	http://www.lexin.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	Hilarious. My sympathy is entirely with Margret; I think you and I were married in a previous life.

Guest 1,384 signed in on Monday, April 8th at 3:11pm

Name	Lexin
My page	Lexin's Atheist Site
My URL	http://www.lexin.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	Hilarious. My sympathy is entirely with Margret; I think you and I were married in a previous life.

Guest 1,383 signed in on Sunday, April 7th at 9:13pm

Name	jen
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	San Francisco, Cailfornia
Comments	fun fun fun fun! its always refreshing to find others that understand the need for a littl knock-down drag-out fight every once and awhile! festering anger kills relationships, and you along w/ it...

Guest 1,382 signed in on Sunday, April 7th at 1:51pm

Name	Gary
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Indianapoils, IN USA
Comments	Best humor on the web! Thank you. See, life is stanger and funnier than fiction!

Guest 1,381 signed in on Saturday, April 6th at 8:01pm

Name	Just a guy who had the same
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	Dump the bitch as fast as you can. Everything that is cute now will be a pain in the ass later. Throw her out or take a walkabout and never return

Guest 1,380 signed in on Saturday, April 6th at 6:52pm

Name	brad
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Canada
Comments	Hehe. Brilliant. It looks like you 2 love each other very much - and I wish you all the best!

Guest 1,379 signed in on Saturday, April 6th at 9:34am

Name	MANISH SHARMA
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	india
Comments	Feelling nice after visiting the page

Guest 1,378 signed in on Saturday, April 6th at 8:32am

Name	Carlos Erausquin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	I think you're site is clever and amusing, and i find it refreshing that someone put up a site that is neither pornographic nor comic book related. I look forward to the updates. P.S.- your faq page is simply brilliant.

Guest 1,377 signed in on Saturday, April 6th at 7:07am

Name	Mike
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Germany, Rosenheim
Comments	I miss the arguments, they really are the spice... I miss finding big "anger" dents in my car door from someones shoe, and then its my fault it hurt!! It was bad for me to win arguments of the big kind. anyway I read your page often, brings back some very fond memorys for me of a very special someone similar to margret in many ways but not all. congrats on winning the lottery m8 Mike

Guest 1,376 signed in on Friday, April 5th at 4:53am

Name	Ivana Humpalot
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	NJ
Comments	yo, dude...r u still w/ dis girl!?!? sorry i wanted 2 keep reading but i got up 2 sumthin bout ur remote..dat shit is juss crazy..ur a funny ass motha fucka tho (compliment)...i was lmao readin dat..well i hope u n ur margaret or w/e have fun...i dunno peace out...o yea 4 da record dats not my real name...holla!

Guest 1,375 signed in on Friday, April 5th at 3:28am

Name	javier
My page	I Should Be Sleeping
My URL	http://blog.projsound.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	nj
Comments	That has got to be one of the funnyest things I have ever read. It is so true that women think strange. I couldn't stop laughing out loud while I read it. Im gonna put a link on http://blog.projsound.com

Guest 1,374 signed in on Thursday, April 4th at 11:04am

Name	Glen Cameron
My URL	http://www.faceparty.com/cammie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Leicester
Comments	Absolutely brilliant. The funniest site I've ever visited. If published, this would make a best selling novel. And yes!! I read it whilst at work. But there again, I own the company, so I can't fire myself - or can I ??

Guest 1,373 signed in on Thursday, April 4th at 9:26am

Name	cristo
My page	cmb online
My URL	http://cmbe.brad-x.com/
Led here by	Web page
Location	chicago
Comments	your evil girlfriend is somewhat hot.

Guest 1,372 signed in on Thursday, April 4th at 2:29am

Name	mark
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Delaware USA
Comments	This was so freakin funny. It reminded me of my ex-wife.

Guest 1,371 signed in on Wednesday, April 3rd at 9:49pm

Name	slappy the beer munky
Led here by	Web page
Location	leicester, england.
Comments	one of the funniest things ive eva read. i check regularly for updates, and cant wait for the next hilarious installment

Guest 1,370 signed in on Tuesday, April 2nd at 7:18pm

Name	Wina
My page	Existiert nicht...
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Niedersachsen
Comments	So, ich musste mich mein altrostiges Englisch auftauen, jetzt musst du, Mil, dich durch meine Sprache quelen.. Ich finde deine Seite genial und werde dein Buch kaufen (not in English please..). Wie auch immer. Margret kommt mir durch deine Beschreibung so bekannt vor..als ob ich sie kennen würde! Ich glaube in euch erkennt sich jedes Paar ein bisschen selbst :-) Ich hab deinen Artikel (Amica) lachend alleine im Bett gelesen, einfach genial!! Haltet weiterhin zusammen (wie bisher, hmm...), ihr seid freinander geschaffen. Wina. PS: Margaret sieht meiner Mutter sehr ähnlich (als sie so jung war..) - vielleicht AUCH daher diese Sympathie? Egal, bitte schreib dein Buch, Mil. Ich freu mich drauf (auch wenn's wieder Ärger gibt, weil dafür bestimmt jemand ein paar Nächte am PC verbringt...)

Guest 1,369 signed in on Tuesday, April 2nd at 3:19pm

Name	natty
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	The sex must be great if you put up with all that1 ;)

Guest 1,368 signed in on Tuesday, April 2nd at 8:15am

Name	(see below)
Led here by	Magic
Location	(see below)
Comments	(see below) It's a joke. The lesbian thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Guest 1,367 signed in on Tuesday, April 2nd at 8:11am

Name	Liz Riegel
Led here by	Magic
Location	Greensboro
Comments	You rock. (That's loser-American-speak for "I find you to be extremely entertaining", by the way.) If you were remotely close to my age, lived in the same country country, weren't in a long-term relationship, and were a lesbian, why...

Guest 1,366 signed in on Tuesday, April 2nd at 5:38am

Name	Holly
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Outside your window
Comments	I have advice for you...get some M-A-J-O-R-H-E-L-P!

Guest 1,365 signed in on Tuesday, April 2nd at 5:33am

Name	Amanda
Led here by	Web page
Location	I don't wanna tell ya
Comments	You people seriously need some help!

Guest 1,364 signed in on Monday, April 1st at 10:24pm

Name	Jay Haney
Led here by	Web page
Location	Oklahoma, USA
Comments	I have to say Mil, I find your commetment to your partner very intense. Most men would have thown the towel in ages ago, but I assume (even though I don't read it on this site) that there are good things with your partnership with Margret. I'm am curious about one thing though, will you ever tell (or let see) First and Second Born about this site? Hey children of my loin, your mum's daft antics have made it on the Net! Come see!

Guest 1,363 signed in on Monday, April 1st at 7:32pm

Name	Dixie
Led here by	Web page
Location	ohio
Comments	Too funny. this is one of the funniest things ive read on the web in a really long time. people all think im crazy here at work.

Guest 1,362 signed in on Monday, April 1st at 7:04am

Name	Gokex
My page	DBZ TAPES
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/stinnan2000/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Satan City
Comments	lol i was seaching in the net 4 of somethings special 4 my girlfriend and i see is site and i spended my time reading it. nice site. it's so damn funny! lol

Guest 1,361 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 11:43pm

Jamie of My Room sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,360 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 10:55pm

Name	Jill
Led here by	Magic
Location	P.A
Comments	thanks for a hole day away from my family

Guest 1,359 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 10:41pm

Name	andie girl
My page	screw off
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	hmmmm where ever you arent.
Comments	umm man.. if you figth so much, but yoru still togther.. you must really love her.. damn.. man.. just damm.

Guest 1,358 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 10:21pm

Name	Delphi
Led here by	Magic
Location	a place in this world
Comments	This is hilarious!!!! But, here's some advice: Your girlfriend has got to be special to you if she annoys you so much!! It's a love-hate relationship!!, but of course, its nunya 4 us!

Guest 1,357 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 9:52pm

Name	Cherie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Charleston, SC, USA
Comments	OK so...great arguments...slightly typical...but great. Drop the German and get yourself an American...I can gurantee your views on Americans won't be so limited (we are NOT the same as Canadians, thankyou VERY much) AND I can also gurantee you will have at least 200,000 more hits on your page...as...well...honestly...American women argue much, much better. Take my advice. Oh a last succulent tasty morsel of advice...never EVER say her butt looks big in those pants again...if it had been and American...you would have been injured...severly...if you were lucky.

Guest 1,356 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 5:24pm

Name	Laura
My page	Phoenix Rising
My URL	http://laura.shacknet.nu/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Florida
Comments	This is the funniest damned thing I've seen in a long time. And I thought I'd had some strange arguments in my time...obviously I was wrong. Thanks for the laughs, and I love your sense of humor!!

Guest 1,355 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 4:35pm

Name	Andy Ryan
My page	Apricots!
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/andypery11/apricots
Led here by	Web page
Location	Somerset, UK
Comments	Hah, this rocks. Has she actually seen this site? Actually, she can't of cos if she had you will not be recievein this. Anyway, keep it up, we wanna hear about ure mad girlfriend more!

Guest 1,354 signed in on Sunday, March 31st at 8:34am

Name	Gemma
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	States
Comments	Brilliant. Had me in stitches - my mum thought I was having a grand mal seizure. Thank you for this beautiful site.

Guest 1,353 signed in on Saturday, March 30th at 8:56pm

Name	Michael Gibson
Led here by	Search engine
Location	hmm i'd rather not say
Comments	After reading through the other comments ppl have left you in the archives i felt stupid for the one i left almost braindead. So i'm leaving an apology now. Your page is a masterpiece something to be held up and revered. All who log on to the net should be made to read it. Your page is one of the few things on the net worth viewing. You are the man. Carry on and god speed.

Guest 1,352 signed in on Saturday, March 30th at 8:51pm

Name	Michael Gibson
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	usa
Comments	I love this page. I read it every chance i get. Keep up the good work.

Guest 1,351 signed in on Saturday, March 30th at 6:58pm

Name	Sarah McNeill
Led here by	Search engine
Location	kitchener ontario canada
Comments	Very cool site

Guest 1,350 signed in on Saturday, March 30th at 11:19am

Name	Bridget
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	USA
Comments	Great page! My boyfriend and I come by occasionally to read and just laugh and laugh. Really enjoy your sense of humor and story telling. Thanks for enjoying life and for taking the time to share your humorous views.

Guest 1,349 signed in on Saturday, March 30th at 3:03am

Name	katie
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Illinois, USA
Comments	I dunno about the dream thing, I have found myself a little angry towards someone who did something in a dream. Not to the point where I do not talk to them, but I can get a bit irritated when I see the person again, but then again I'm easily irritated, so ya know...

Guest 1,348 signed in on Friday, March 29th at 9:17pm

Name	Lorraine
Led here by	Search engine
Location	America
Comments	VERY VERY HYSTERICALLY FUNNY! I think you deserve a medal or something for all that Margret puts you through. I've read that whole page twice (do NOT listen to those people that say there's too many words). Nice job. P.S. I would like to apologize for all of the fat people in America. They are embarassing and an insult to humanity - very sorry about it.

Guest 1,347 signed in on Friday, March 29th at 8:22pm

Name	ripley
My page	trouble at home
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/troubler
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	brooklyn. wherever.
Comments	funny man.

Guest 1,346 signed in on Friday, March 29th at 6:54pm

Name	Melisa
My page	homepageless
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Lyon, France but I'm American
Comments	First, I could be like some typical americans and say, "my goodness, why are you still together" but quite frankly that doesn't really concern me. I can't be the judge of what love between two people, especially two people I don't even know. Second, if by some sad coincidence the relationship were to end, the humour would also end. That would be a waste. Third, like americans, there are good french people, you just have to look a bit harder. Anyway, thanks for the good laughs. I now know that there is someone more psychotic than me and I can prove it to my boyfriend. :)

Guest 1,345 signed in on Friday, March 29th at 5:07am

Name	Anna
My page	Don't look @ this because i don't have one.
My URL	http://nowhere@noplace.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	United States, TEXAS BABY
Comments	Ok, first off, i think this is hilarious!Second, if you are married to her than divorce her, if you are going out (which i doubt becaus eya'll have children) than break up with her... unless you are making money off this page than DO NOT break up with her. And 3rd thing, what's up with her throwing the shoe and you pouring the gravy??? and don't get me started on the custard....

Guest 1,344 signed in on Thursday, March 28th at 10:59am

Name	Ben
Led here by	Barry
Location	UK
Comments	You are the funniest man in Britain...

Guest 1,343 has been eliminated

Guest 1,343 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 1,342 signed in on Thursday, March 28th at 1:57am

Name	Jake Stephenson
Led here by	Coincidence
Comments	I really can't remember how I got here. But dude, don't worry, Margaret isn't especially argumentative. It's a sad fact of life that all women have the common snese that God gave a duck, and the ruthless cunning of an ex-CIA agent who needs his crack fix, and he needs it now. Remember when arguing that in the end, it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, because you are just going to lose. I don't mean you as a couple, I mena you. You will lose every time, as is so clearly indicated by the washing and cooking. The only reason that she hasn't won every other argument is that the evidence is so clearly in your favor, a worse judgement call and blemish on the face of logic could only be seen in the O.J. Simpson trial. So keep persevering for all of us, man. For all of us men.

Guest 1,341 signed in on Wednesday, March 27th at 10:06pm

Name	James Austin
My page	James Austins Homepage
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/the_controller42
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Mil, this is good. And funny. Very funny. It's very rare that I find a website which is MORE INTRESSTING AND ENJOUABLE THAN PORNOGRAPHY. Really. Have you considerd turning this into a small book? I would buy one. (also, if you by some chance do and its because of this comment, I expect a dedication. And money. And a expensive prostitute.)

Guest 1,340 signed in on Wednesday, March 27th at 3:14pm

Name	Kennedy
Led here by	Search engine
Location	America...sadly
Comments	Just thought your page was enormously funny, enjoy reading it every day to see any updates or things I'd missed before.

Guest 1,339 signed in on Tuesday, March 26th at 10:08pm

Name	Rachel Kanarek
Led here by	Search engine
Location	America (cringe)
Comments	fabulous page! thanks for helping me (and the 10 co-workers i sent your web address to) wile away the last few hours at the office today! consider yourself bookmarked - i will definitely be back in the future.

Guest 1,338 signed in on Tuesday, March 26th at 8:23pm

Name	Nik
My page	The homepage of all that is good
My URL	http://www.hainesuk.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	at my computer
Comments	your stunning list of things u and margret argue about took me two weeks to read. im not joking. excellent though. also, u need to get out more. however i am greatly pleased by our dislike of americans and sympathise with you wholeheartedly that they are moronic culture drains who must be annihilated asap.

Guest 1,337 signed in on Tuesday, March 26th at 5:07pm

Name	Delcia
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Ontario Canada
Comments	well what can i say your web page is the funniest thiing i have read in a long time!

Guest 1,336 signed in on Monday, March 25th at 8:47pm

Name	Susanne
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Houston, Texas, USA
Comments	From below: "im not even american and i dont understand it". Well, I am, and I do, so where does that leave us, hmmm? Just so you know, Americans aren't the Dolts of the Free World. Mil, just wanted to say that you and Margret both seem delightful and I very much enjoy your page. Thanks!

Guest 1,335 signed in on Monday, March 25th at 8:47pm

Name	Nelson
My page	hell if I know....i just threw it together as a gag
My URL	http://personal.atl.bellsouth.net/mia/d/i/diaz584/Npage/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	sunny florida
Comments	I was having a bad day....then I started surfing and stumbled upon your page....THE FUNNIEST PAGE ON THE PLANET!!!!...no, really!!! Good luck w/Margaret....I had one of those once....also named Margaret...I'm serious as a heart attack!! Ciao

Guest 1,334 signed in on Sunday, March 24th at 7:08pm

Name	Cecilia
My URL	http://www.livejournal.com/users/tmtgurl4eva/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	My own personal hell
Comments	This has to be the funniest website i have come accros in a long time! your site has kept me from doing my work for several hours at a time for many days. you r one of the most sadistacly sarcastic and witty people ever! i think u will join the ranks among Iann Robinson (news vj on mtv2) and Adam Corrola as one of my gods. thank you for the laughter, and keep up the amazing work.

Guest 1,333 signed in on Sunday, March 24th at 4:26am

Name	Gina
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NJ, USA
Comments	This stuff is too funny. And I don't feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for all the people who think you should get rid of your girlfriend just because you fight a lot, when obviously, things aren't that horrible if you can still find humor in the arguments. =)

Guest 1,332 signed in on Sunday, March 24th at 1:34am

Name	mandy
Led here by	Web page
Location	michigan, USA
Comments	very nice

Guest 1,331 signed in on Saturday, March 23rd at 2:21pm

Name	Jen
My page	----
My URL	http://----
Led here by	Magic
Location	UK or somewhere or rather
Comments	lol i dont know whether this site is to make us laugh our asses off or feel sorry 4 u!!

Guest 1,330 signed in on Friday, March 22nd at 2:47pm

Name	adam
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Brilliant site. But your rows are mostly quite reasonable, really. Me and my girlfriend once had a screaming (well, in her case screaming, in mine a sort of excruciatingly embarrassed hissing) row in the 'Sensations' exhibition, on Valentine's day, about whether the letter L is a vowel or not. I was saying it was, obviously. I don't know if you've done any linguistics, but honestly, it is. Or can be. Especially in Sanskrit. That was the crux of my argument - the crux of hers was that I'm a cunt. A sliced-up cow looked on tolerantly, while goateed trendies walked through her - she didn't really seem to give a shit one way or the other.

Guest 1,329 signed in on Friday, March 22nd at 2:07pm

Name	Mike
My URL	http://www.mike-davis.net/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Office
Comments	I've been dipping in and out of the official Funniest Thing On The Interweb for ages. But today I thought I'd look at TMGAIHAA. No, that's crap. Not funny, not clever. I could delete it just by pressing this backspace key a few times but I have this strange notion that if I just keep going everything will be OK. In guestbooks as in life. Erm, I'm only posting 'cos there's a bit on the site somewhere asking people to and for some weird reason I feel that, despite never having met, spoken to or had the slightest contact via any medium at all with Mil, that I owe him some small contribution. I'm sure he'll be delighted. What was I talking about? Erm. Have you signed a book deal?

Guest 1,328 signed in on Friday, March 22nd at 4:35am

Name	Morgan O'Connell
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/morganvincent/
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Long Island, New York, USA
Comments	Thank You. I havent laughed this hard in quite some time. I applaud your writing skills I through some experiences know some of the pain these have caused. Especially thinking that the girlfriend may be some alien (Mork or hologram) I usually don't sign guestbooks but I found your page so entertaining it was a must. So thank you Mil. I'll try to check back often.

Guest 1,327 signed in on Friday, March 22nd at 12:47am

Name	Tony Dickins
My page	gallery of art and design
My URL	http://www.art-and-images.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Southern bit of the little old u of k
Comments	You haven't lived until you've given my last girlfriend, Shirley, (Essex Girl)a lift... Good stuff Mil The secret to a good relationship is to pickthe right one...

Guest 1,326 signed in on Thursday, March 21st at 9:36pm

Name	Nick Rhodes
My URL	http://www.gti-s.co.uk
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Leeds, UK
Comments	One day there will be silence :D

Guest 1,325 signed in on Thursday, March 21st at 1:30pm

Name	vicki
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Oh my god, I am Margret!

Guest 1,323 signed in on Thursday, March 21st at 1:27am

Name	Brea
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Somewhere in America?
Comments	I love this page! Saved it as a favorite, coming back daily to read it for a good chuckle.

Guest 1,322 signed in on Thursday, March 21st at 1:02am

Name	MC
My page	MC's Poetry Page
My URL	http://expage.com/mcspoetrypage
Led here by	Magic
Location	Neverwhere
Comments	If you're wondering Neverwhere (Neil Gaiman) is a VERY VERY GOOD book that is set in London Above and London Below. If you have not read it you must, you will love it (I think...) But why am I reccomending a book in your guestbook? you may ask. Because I'm that kind of person (well not really but....) Anyway I love your page. It is amazingly interesting. You deserve countless awards, and if I had the power to bestow them you would have them. P.S. To all those reading this: If you think the name of my website is stupid go there, sign the cheap little expage guestbook that in no way can compare to this one and let me know that you exist.

Guest 1,321 signed in on Wednesday, March 20th at 9:32pm

Name	more
Led here by	Magic
Comments	you absolutely utterly kill me. adn i mean that in the most wonderful way possible. however, it DID take me eight whole hours to read the page before you cut out alot of the bits. but i did it...oh yes. do i get a medal? i almost peed myself multiple times. and i actually called someone on the phone to read a bit of it to them. i really think a medal is in order here. that, or a life. but seriously. this is the funniest thing i have ever read.

Guest 1,320 signed in on Wednesday, March 20th at 2:03pm

Name	Lynne
Led here by	Search engine
Location	UK
Comments	You start off as rather funny but then I feel kind of sorry for you. If she is that bad - SORT IT OUT! I can't believe you could waste so much space on the amount of arguing you do. Very sad. Surely with all the arguing you wouldn't have time to write such rubbish.

Guest 1,319 signed in on Wednesday, March 20th at 1:32pm

Name	Duke Miale
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Calne, Wiltshire
Comments	I wanted to add a comment about the chap below who can't read long paragraphs, but then I decided that any sensible retort would probably take up too many words for him to read and I didn't feel like breaking it into lots of chunks. So instead I'm writing a stupidly long and self-serving paragraph about nothing, which I must apologise for. Superb web site, by the way. Didn't make me want to pull out my own eyelashs at all.

Guest 1,318 signed in on Wednesday, March 20th at 7:19am

Name	Zell
My page	Twisted
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/pa/twistedgoddess/index.html
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Greensburg, PA, USA
Comments	Nice page I had quite a few laughs looking through. Thanks.

Guest 1,317 signed in on Wednesday, March 20th at 3:04am

Name	Luke
My URL	http://www.netearners.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	UK
Comments	Hilarious !! Funniest site on the web !!

Guest 1,316 signed in on Wednesday, March 20th at 1:52am

Name	Aurora
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Barry
Location	Adelaide, South Australia
Comments	Totally 100RAP!!!!! U wanted 2 know so I told you!!! :p

Guest 1,315 signed in on Wednesday, March 20th at 12:05am

Name	lara
Led here by	Web page
Comments	now, i love this page, so dont get me wrong.......... but i think you must be on crack because a lot of the things you say sometimes make NO sense. sorry. im not even american and i dont understand it. maybe if in your huge paragraphs there were some breaks. enough for we, the readers, to catch our breaths and maybe get a glass of water.

Guest 1,314 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 11:48pm

Name	hmmmmmmmmmm
Led here by	Barry
Comments	well, i was going to talk about how much your page makes me laugh but i decided not to make your already gigantic head blow up any further. i also didnt want to look like the idiots on here that think theyre being clever and witty when in reality they just look stupid. im american too.

Guest 1,313 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 11:33pm

Name	Pat Dawson
Led here by	Magic
Location	Washington D.C.
Comments	Funny site but in the Appologies section there is just too much American/British bashing. I can understand France, Canada, and Mexico (which is, oddly enough, not critisized at all). Otherwise...enjoyable, entertaining, and all together pretty descent...two thumbs up.

Guest 1,312 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 10:53pm

Name	Shawna
My page	Shawna's Lair
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/shawnathemagnificent
Led here by	Web page
Comments	This is the stupidest site I have ever read!

Guest 1,311 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 4:11pm

Name	JB
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	But she is VERY UGLY no?

Guest 1,310 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 4:11pm

JB sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,309 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 3:33pm

Name	Richard "Eddie" Edwards
Led here by	Web page
Location	England - Land of the bored
Comments	I was going to congratulate you on becoming my favorite site (with the obvious exception of that one with the naughty ladies on) but I realised thats been done many times, and of course being British I dislike sucess and am unlikly to praise it. So instead what I thought I would do is alienate both you and everyone else who could possibly read this comment be saying: "Why don't you just dump her, man?" in an American Accent while predending to be Canadian before driving off in my purple Ford Escort (Circa 1992) with my windows rolled down and my stereo on full blast, LOLing and :-)ing all the way home.

Guest 1,308 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 11:03am

Name	Barry
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	I feel your pain brother

Guest 1,307 signed in on Tuesday, March 19th at 1:58am

Name	Craig Law
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sydney Australia
Comments	My workmates want to thank you for having me laughing all day.. oh god, 5 days from being married. You have left me devoid of any hope, the fact I can identify is of course my fault entirely, or so she would allow you to believe, God bless her. Well done, will check again to see where I go from here...

Guest 1,306 signed in on Monday, March 18th at 5:21am

Name	Narelle
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Australia
Comments	Ahh this reminds me !!! hehehehee Love every bit I have read and every bit I am going to read...

Guest 1,305 signed in on Sunday, March 17th at 7:31pm

Name	warpech
My page	warpech
My URL	http://www.warpech.com/
Led here by	Barry
Location	poland
Comments	kurde - what a zajebisty site! man, niezle ci musialo byc with your girlfriend. w kazdym razie - greetings form poland! :) can i argue with your girlfriend too, for a while? :)

Guest 1,304 signed in on Sunday, March 17th at 6:46pm

Name	myranda
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canandaigua NY
Comments	i love your sight. i thought my boyfriend and i were the only couple on this planet that fought about the stupidest things and now i know we're not. your site is hilarious.

Guest 1,303 signed in on Sunday, March 17th at 10:39am

Name	Shadow
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Northern California, USA
Comments	Dude, I love your page. I found it. only God knows how, at about midnight and now it's past 2:30am and I have work tomorrow. Ah well, who needs sleep when you're serving rude ass customers their food for some cheap-ass owners. Anyways I just gotta say thanks for putting something up on the internet that I couldn't have read 50 million other places and this sure beats 'trying' to fall asleep for the past 2 and a half hours. Keep up the work on the page. Oh and yes I AM Americian, and I know that useing the word 'dude' is stupid, but when someone FORCES you to watch the movie 'Dude Where's My Car' [the cinemantic masterpiecs as it was ::rolls eyes::] the word grows on you.

Guest 1,302 signed in on Sunday, March 17th at 8:35am

Name	Bill Waite
My page	The Official Home of Bill Waite
My URL	http://www.billwaite.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	West Lafayette, Indiana, USA
Comments	Your page is hilarious, but there was way too much for me to read it all. Did I mention I'm American?

Guest 1,301 signed in on Sunday, March 17th at 6:08am

Name	shom
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	America/USA/Norteamerica (don't call me a "stater", freak!)
Comments	Mil, this has been one of my favorite websites for a long time. I should thank you for all the laughs, and for providing me with an inspiring female role model in Margret. I'm finally writing, though, because I have an important question: Where do you find the time for all these arguments? You and Marget both, I gather, have jobs, and there are two little kids in the house. You also manage to spend endless hours in Homebase, maintain a voluminous website, and engage in open-ended sex marathons with Margret. How do you fit in all these big arguments? I refuse to believe that anything on this page is made up--please, I'm still smarting from the Tooth Fairy Conspiracy that marred my youth--but I just don't see how it works out. My partner and I quite literally never argue; I've been forced by time constraints to limit myself to what I call "Random Acts of Margretness", in which I will do things like throwing my partner's things out of high-rise windows, "poking" him with small blades, and pouring ice-cold water on his genitals in the sensitive post-orgasmic period, but always without the justification or warning of a time-consuming argument. This approach allows me to keep the German-accented voices in my head at bay, but my partner is a wonderful guy (for a limey brit, at least) and he deserves the very best--long, drawn-out screaming fights like you and Margret share. Also, the randomness factor has caused him to begin wincing every time I touch him. Any tips on argument-planning or time management would be greatly appreciated--maybe for the mailing list? And thanks again for the hilarious site!

Guest 1,300 signed in on Saturday, March 16th at 11:46pm

Christy Pike sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

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