Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,100 to 1,199)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests one thousand to one thousand, one hundred and forty-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

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Guest 1,199 signed in on Thursday, February 21st at 10:39pm

Name	yusha
Led here by	Web page
Location	is relative
Comments	you're weird and brilliant. my two favorite traits of internet junkies. rock on!

Guest 1,198 signed in on Thursday, February 21st at 7:50pm

Name	Me
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hello Mil, The Things page said that 646 629 people had visited. Is this true? Does you counter keep track of IP addresses? It seems that many of these numbers should be repeat visitors.... Love the site, why haven't you updated this week?

Guest 1,197 signed in on Thursday, February 21st at 6:30pm

Name	Martin Lehner
My page	The demons forge
My URL	http://apps.mc.maricopa.edu/~dabik
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Mesa, Arizona (USA)
Comments	The programming god has given me respite for a moment to read your page without interruption, and boy was it worth it. Love the page. Damn nice break from several consecutive days of programming. sleep?

Guest 1,196 signed in on Thursday, February 21st at 6:03pm

Name	Rob Cotnam
My page	Sailwind Communications
My URL	http://www.sailwind.ca
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Pembroke, Ontario, Canada
Comments	You fooled me for a while, Mil. I thought you were a genius and a remarkable judge of character, in addition to being a great writer. But then you went and said Canadians were the same as Americans. Of course, as a Canadian, that offends me. But it's just so wrong, and I'm surprised you are of that opinion. You need to meet more Canadians, that much is clear.

Guest 1,195 signed in on Thursday, February 21st at 5:56pm

Name	Goddess
My URL	http://expage.com/yourlittleinsecurities
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Hey I just realized that the link to my webpage doesn't work so here's a like strait to the Insecurities page. Hope you like the song!

Guest 1,194 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 10:31pm

Name	Syndi Benesh
Led here by	Magic
Location	Wisconsin
Comments	I thought this was the funniest thing I've ever read. I'm here at work with nothing to do (unusual) and I'm laughing at a computer screen. Am I nutz or what?

Guest 1,193 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 10:26pm

Name	Andy Jones
My page	a small part of the wasted space
My URL	http://www.pxl8.co.uk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Peering over your shoulder...
Comments	It's a bit good...

Guest 1,192 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 9:32pm

Name	Andrew Georgiou
My URL	http://www.andrewg.dircon.co.uk
Led here by	Barry
Location	London, UK
Comments	Thank you for an entertaining 45 minutes. It would have been a 'big thank you', but I have pictures on my cats on my homepage and I feel a tad hurt now.

Guest 1,191 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 8:33pm

Name	Katherine
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	oh this is from Katherine to sara again dont bother writing back because i wont come to this site again.

Guest 1,190 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 8:32pm

Name	Katherine
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada( I AM CANADIAN!)
Comments	i hope that sara the lovely irsh girl read this.i personaly dont care and i am canadian therfore technicaly i also could be called american but frankly id prefer not to be i am proud of being canadian and the "staters" as you'd call them are proud of being american or most would be but i dont think that any of us who live in south america and canada really need to be called americans we all know that to be american means that your from the U.S.A and the americans know that too so why bother caling them "staters"? im not trying to ofensive to anyone but those are my thoughts and i also am extremly sorry for any inconvinece this may have caused for other readers. yours truly, Katherine

Guest 1,189 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 8:14pm

Name	The Master
Led here by	Magic
Location	at the moment, mars
Comments	Hi, im only 3 and my mommy and daddy dont fight like u. just kidding. u know wut? no i guess u wouldnt know him. this site is utterly pointless. yet it does make a point in society i think u should publish everyone of them.and i think u should get paid for it. can u tell that im a big strong reasonable high school football player? oh and by the way never publish this site like in a book it wouldnt sell well thats all i have to say good day to u sir and good luck with margret.shes a keeper i guess.

Guest 1,188 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 7:59pm

Name	Katherine
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Thats pretty sad some of those fights like the kiwi WHO CARES!and the bypass y didnt u just go her way instead of taking the pain of getting kicked in the head ur just weird id say anyways this was a pretty dumb page but kinda interesting.and y the heck do u wear HER underwear?

Guest 1,187 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 7:35pm

Name	Gigelf
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	MSPDFWMA
Comments	stater, hmm? i like it. think i'll start using it. "welcome to chiba, stater. nice floor routine, but the landing was a bit rough. mind if i take your deck? no, of course you don't."

Guest 1,186 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 6:14pm

Name	Tiffany
Led here by	Web page
Location	America US of A
Comments	Let me first say, I understand every word you wrote, I don't get why so many of my friends say "I don't get it?" I'm an American and I found your page to be a very cheery and upliftingly funny, especially after the Sept 11 tragdey. I do however think you and the full moon devil hould get married, but then I'm American and prone to think in fairy tales endings with huge white dresses and at least 15 bridemaids. Hope you and your family are doing fine. Tiffany AKA Tanya Kiro PS Could you guess that I'm a bright eyed teenager? :)

Guest 1,185 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 5:25pm

Name	Trousers
My page	Boomshankers
My URL	http://www.boomshankers.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	Hull
Comments	You made me weep the kind of tears only JeffK, Spike Milligan & Father Ted have made me shed. Cheers

Guest 1,184 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 3:39pm

Name	Sean
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	My my, I'm only youngish and i have the life of your wonderful self to look forward to. I only hope my future lovely lady friend allows me the comfort of an attic to daydream of her death. Great site

Guest 1,183 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 2:26pm

Name	Mental Mac
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Here
Comments	So are you a hip n happening student/lecturer at Wolves Uni?

Guest 1,182 signed in on Wednesday, February 20th at 12:49am

Name	Goddess
My page	Goddess's Page
My URL	http://www.gURLpages.com/Goddessgurl334
Led here by	Magic
Location	currently nowhere
Comments	I got a new webpage, and I finished writing "Your Little Insecurities". I have to confess that even though you inspired it it is nothing like the relationship you have w/ Margret and when I say nothing I mean Nothing. On the webpage is a link to the lyrics of it so feel free to read then and email me wha you think. The link shows up in green and you'll be able to tell which it is b/c none of the other text on the page is green. I really hope you like it and on the site w/ the "Insecurity" lyrics I included a link to the "Things" page and said that you inspired the song. My guestbook on the Insecurity page isn't as good as yours because mine was an expage one, but please sign it if you go to the page.

Guest 1,181 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 9:53pm

Name	Grant
Led here by	Search engine
Location	At work. Always at work
Comments	And it is not my fault that my entry was duplicated!!!

Guest 1,180 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 9:52pm

Name	Grant
Led here by	Magic
Location	At work. Always at work
Comments	Long time reader, first time poster... So much for being based on literacy. I guess that is the "American" factor. Oh, yeah, can I get some academic papers too?!?!

Guest 1,179 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 9:34pm

Name	Grant
Led here by	Magic
Location	At work. Always at work
Comments	Long time reader, first time poster... So much for being based on literacy. I guess that is the "American" factor. Oh, yeah, can I get some academic papers too?!?!

Guest 1,178 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 4:51pm

Name	Craig Elder
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Chesterfield, England
Comments	Funny as hell dude, loved it. Great writing style? I await the first novel, a male Briget Jones effort with baited breath. Take care and fight the good fight. Craig

Guest 1,177 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 11:22am

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ireland
Comments	I come back to Mil's Things page often to check if he has updated it. Thanks, by the way, I love reading what you write. I check the guestbook too because I'm one of those people who are interested in what other people write. I hope Tina who wrote on Monday reads this: I am the lovely person from Ireland who wants everybody to refer to citizens of the United States of America as Staters rather than as Americans, because the name America already collectively refers to two (not three) continents in my geography map. (Recently the people of Galway made it our mission to give a bath to all swans in Galway Bay and succeeded) I am Irish. I am a citizen of the Irish Republic, but also I live on the island of Ireland. When I call myself Irish I am not exclusive of those who live in the six counties of Northern Ireland. I am also a European. As are the peoples of Catalonia, Spain, Britain, Poland etc. I don't call myself European and mean that they are not. I wish for your sake that your country had a name which was easier to adjectivise than the USA. Sure, American is easier to say and more commonly understood than Stater (BTW it is understood beyond one person) but since American is clearly larger than the U.S. of A. I still believe in the greater accuracy of my preferred term. I am certain that you don't care how I refer to you and your fellow citizens. Nevertheless for the sake of my belief in inclusiveness if I want to refer exclusively to people living the U.S. I will say Staters. I apologise to all you other readers who are uninterested in my personal vocabulary, but I felt it was neccessary to clarify my position.

Guest 1,176 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 10:33am

Name	Chris Regan
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Sheffield
Comments	I was looking for academic papers for my disertation on Artificial Intelligence, and some how this was one of the results. Answers on a postcard please...

Guest 1,175 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 8:21am

Name	Ben
Led here by	Search engine
Location	New Mexico
Comments	Excellent page, wholely hilarious. I probably spelled that wrong, but that's ok becuase I'm american, so there.

Guest 1,174 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 6:21am

Name	jenny
Led here by	Magic
Location	home, not getting any sex
Comments	i hope you are getting endless amounts of oral sex.

Guest 1,173 signed in on Tuesday, February 19th at 4:23am

Name	jerilyn
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	thas cool keep it up

Guest 1,172 signed in on Monday, February 18th at 7:38am

Name	Tina
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Still in front of the computer, avoiding homework
Comments	I decided to check back and see if you'd updated anything. Thankfully, you had. Oh, and I enjoyed your article in "The Weekly" about the trip from Stuttgart to your house very much. This time around, I also took the time to read through your guestbook archives. Do you find it unsettling that your brilliantly-written commentary about your arguments apparently inspires every misogynist that reads it to believe you are "one of them"? Granted, the more pedestrian comments ("leev the btch!") are merely pathetic and sad, but others ("get a rope and hang her!") are downright disturbing. Finally, to the lovely person from Ireland that wants us to start calling ourselves "Staters", please find a cause that's more likely to come to fruition. Something along the lines of "Baby booties for Baby Seals". Absolutely everyone, both in the States and outside of it (except for maybe you) calls us "Americans". Perhaps this is because the entire name of our country is United States of America. As for the people of Central and South America have the same right to name, I think that I can say with a bit of certainty that they think of themselves as a native of their country first and their continent second. Consequently, they are more likely to refer to themselves as Brazilans or Panamanians or El Salvadorians--not South Americans or Central Americans or even "Americans".

Guest 1,171 signed in on Monday, February 18th at Midnight

Name	KeiTaRo
My page	Neverwhere
My URL	http://thetruejohn.tripod.com/cgi-bin/index.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Puerto Rico
Comments	Your funny and apparently you're helping people. What can't you do? Slice potatos? Shit diamonds? Windows? Nice job.

Guest 1,170 signed in on Sunday, February 17th at 6:13pm

Name	Mathew Gabriel
My URL	http://www.madlydrawnboy.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	South Wales
Comments	Me and my girl were arguing and she alerted me to this site to see "how lucky I was". For the first time in years she was actually right. You must really love that girl.

Guest 1,169 signed in on Sunday, February 17th at 8:56am

Name	Stuart
My page	Work From Home
My URL	http://www.wfhbizz.com
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	LOL great site....I haven't laughed so much in ages!

Guest 1,168 signed in on Sunday, February 17th at 3:06am

Name	Erin
My page	my personal webpage
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/eriniscoolest
Led here by	Web page
Location	California,USA- not a wacky californian
Comments	I found this page on bored.com and thought I would give it a glance. Once I started reading,I couldn't stop. This page is rather interesting. Good Job!:)

Guest 1,167 signed in on Saturday, February 16th at 8:54pm

Name	melissa
Led here by	Magic
Location	london
Comments	it's cool

Guest 1,166 signed in on Saturday, February 16th at 8:35pm

Name	Emma
Led here by	Magic
Location	Ohio, USA
Comments	Earlier this morning (10:15-ish) I was pondering about how incredibly stressful my life was and how was I ever going to make it through and my social life sucks and my family is just on my back about too much and my boyfriend and I just don't get along well enough so I think we should break up . . . tomorrow and maybe I should just burn the place down. Can I just say thank you?

Guest 1,165 signed in on Saturday, February 16th at 3:29am

Name	colleen
My page	Simply Irresistible
My URL	http://opendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A364307
Led here by	Magic
Location	derry new hampshire
Comments	i absolutely love your site. keep up the good work

Guest 1,164 signed in on Saturday, February 16th at 2:31am

Name	Chica
Led here by	Web page
Location	A crappy little town
Comments	I like this page.. I find it rather amusing, but i wouldn't be able to put up with her. I'd pick her back.. or run away crying.. brave man you are

Guest 1,163 signed in on Saturday, February 16th at 2:27am

Name	charlotte
Led here by	Search engine
Location	PA, USA
Comments	MIL- you should really be a comedian! seriously, its so funny how u explain your relationship! even tho its all true, your life should be a movie! tell your friends i said hi and i totally respect what your relationship is based on- opptamism, your individuality, and your attraction towards each other individualality.even tho u may not be able to stand each other, you are the perfect couple! and if i was either of you, i would be laughing my butt of every time i got in a fight with one of you!~

Guest 1,162 signed in on Saturday, February 16th at 2:20am

Name	charlotte
Led here by	Magic
Location	pa
Comments	i love your relationship! it is the most funniest thing i have heard of! i respect how u both are attracted to each other even tho u both are completely opposite!- and i love the way mil explains it all!

Guest 1,161 signed in on Friday, February 15th at 7:57pm

Name	E P Oxenby
My page	Lacrimosa
My URL	http://www.oxenby.se/emma
Led here by	Magic
Location	Scani�, Sweden
Comments	After having been a frequent visitor for some time I thought that it was perhaps about time I wrote down a few comments of meaningless praise (we all love that part about guestbooks, don't we?). I absolutely love your website; it's witty and well-written, even though I cannot particularly relate (at least not yet... never say never). A rhyme for your girlfriend, perhaps, on the insufficiency of German tools: "There was a protestant man named Michael Bloke / He had a nagging wife who'd always get his goat / until one day he slit her bloody throat. / Now he was sad of what he'd done when he saw her stiff and still, / and he decided himself to kill. / He tore a sheet from his wife's cold feet and twisted it into a rope / t'was hard, but let's hope / that with his last dying breath he did solemny curse the pope. / Listen now, and listen well, for this story is just beginning / You see, his wife got well, she's alive and sinnin', / for the razor blade, it was German made, but the rope was Irish linnen'.

Guest 1,160 signed in on Friday, February 15th at 6:49pm

Name	ryk
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	uk
Comments	awesome, you going to write a book?

Guest 1,159 signed in on Thursday, February 14th at 11:01pm

Name	Ellie
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Your girlfriend must love you a whole lot to stay with you after you bash her so much.

Guest 1,158 signed in on Thursday, February 14th at 6:58am

Name	Joey Bell
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Denver CO
Comments	you are the greatest literary voice i have "seen" in a long time. you should release your arguments as a book. very humorous and identifiable. would make a great book i think.

Guest 1,157 signed in on Thursday, February 14th at 6:44am

Name	Lara
My page	Ripe Tomato
My URL	http://ripetomato.diaryland.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Toronto
Comments	I've been reading "Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About" for months now, and I believe I'm rather smitten with you ... is that wrong? Oh, and I think this should definitely be published. I believe books consisting entirely of amusing lists exist ... there's a book out there called "Things That Bug Me" or something of the like, with sequels and everything, and your page is infinitely more witty and well-written than that thing.

Guest 1,156 signed in on Wednesday, February 13th at 11pm

Name	yasmine
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cambridge, England
Comments	This web site kept me in stiches all the way through, glad you can put your thoughts on paper mate.... have fun with your wife...she seems nice... good bye, and good luck, bryasmine (14)

Guest 1,155 signed in on Wednesday, February 13th at 10:03pm

Name	Anna
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	you need marriage counseling period.

Guest 1,154 signed in on Wednesday, February 13th at 1:45pm

Name	neal
My page	gardnerweb
My URL	http://www.nealgardner.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NYC,USA
Comments	my wife is from germany and loves to point out that I eat too fast (and too loud), spend too much time on the computer, can't cook and clean as well as a german, fold the towels the wrong way, make too much noise when i walk, drive incorrectly, and that i am a stupid american (and that americans in general are loud, obnoxious, impolite, and disrespectful). in addition, NOTHING can ever match German craftmanship, which makes me wonder why i spend so much money on furniture.

Guest 1,153 signed in on Wednesday, February 13th at 3:05am

Name	Celeste Roddy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Michigan
Comments	Hey dude! Well yah. I like to come and visit yur site bcuz its funny and you rule! well i dont want to say too much fr fear of getting made fun of!! well good luck and good wishes to you and yours! - Celeste

Guest 1,152 signed in on Wednesday, February 13th at 1:37am

Name	M Jenn
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	I can't bear that MIL has truncated his priceless insights into the common male. MIL, get a clue: publish a book. As an obnoxious American FEMALE, I'll buy copies for all my friends. And here's another clue: marriage is about LAW. Get it? If you don't have papers on him, then he's just another mutt smelling up your life.

Guest 1,151 signed in on Tuesday, February 12th at 11:27pm

Name	paul elliot
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	birmingham uk.
Comments	I couldn't stop laughing at this page. My wife also does the "entire contents of the kitchen" thing when she makes a sandwich.

Guest 1,150 signed in on Tuesday, February 12th at 6:56pm

Name	k
Led here by	Search engine
Location	US
Comments	hey, i always notice that bored look in their eyes.

Guest 1,149 signed in on Tuesday, February 12th at Noon

Kollo Obrohoms sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,148 signed in on Tuesday, February 12th at 12:19am

Name	Kaea
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	This site is so funny. I wish you and Magret the

Guest 1,147 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 11:34pm

Name	Naomi Chappell
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Ney York
Comments	I dont have a boyfreind. I am only nine.

Guest 1,146 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 11:32pm

Naomi Chappell of Ney York sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,145 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 7:41pm

Name	k
Led here by	Barry
Location	nfld+lab
Comments	Mil - have you and Margret ever had a snowball fight? Dear Guest 1,136 - I'm from Newfoundland, and even I don't have a "Newfie accent." Why? Because I'm not a Newfie, I'm a Newfoundlander. I do, however, have a Newfoundland accent, and I'll bet it's a lot like any other Canadian's (minus the word 'eh' and the flat vowels). Yes, it's true - by grace of my being a Newfoundlander, the way I speak is a Newoundland accent! The real difference between Americans and Canadians is that we tend to have a regional identity as opposed to a national one, we have less Canadian History in schools than they have American, and we abolished the death penalty (and kept it that way).

Guest 1,144 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 6:46pm

Name	tasha
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Newfoundland,Canada
Comments	You have many many arguments with your wife, so I hope it's all worth it. Your son is cute(peter) and You've done a wonderful job on your webpage. Very well written and organized.

Guest 1,143 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 6:44pm

Name	tasha
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You have many many arguments with your wife, so I hope it's all worth it. Your son is cute(peter) and You've done a wonderful job on your webpage. Very well written and organized.

Guest 1,142 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 4:46pm

Name	Walter
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA, Minneapolis :-)
Comments	Hey I've been reading your page for over a year now. It is excellent. This arguing... My Girlfriend and I don't do this. Is it a European thing?

Guest 1,141 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 3:54pm

Name	Graeme Gillespie
Led here by	Web page
Location	Glasgow, Scotland
Comments	My Girlfriend and I dont actually argue But she makes up for it in "Accidents" Where she Accidently uppercuts me, pokes me in the eye, Stands on me or get me in the balls. These assaults are magicked away by "Oops", "You were in the way", "I was only trying to help" and the final piece of brilliance where she says "That didnt happen" and I have to treat the incident as if it had never occured. Love the site. Stay sane and alive

Guest 1,140 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 10:58am

Name	Sarah
Led here by	Web page
Location	Galway, Ireland
Comments	This is a message to Kat from Canada who signed in on Snday night. Canadians are people who live in Canada. Americans are people who live in the two continents of North and South America. Citizens of the United States are Staters, they cannot claim the title of Americans because they are not the only people who live in America. You do too. Sorry, I realise that Americans have a bad name. Trust me though, some people do realise that not all Amercian are or want to be Staters. Please everybody, adopt that term. It could eliminate much confusion. Mil take note also.

Guest 1,139 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 10:25am

Name	Lacey
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Texas
Comments	thought it was hilarious....I hope to have similar arguments one day when I'm married :)

Guest 1,138 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 7:37am

Name	elspeth
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	vicinity of boston, massachusetts
Comments	holy mother of GOD, isn't there some sort of mind-numbingly-stupid-teenage-american-girl filter you could employ here? some nifty new piece of software based on the latest in crypto technology or somesuch, through use of which you could keep the seething packs of idiot 15 year olds from wasting perfectly good bandwidth and/or server space? i found myself cringing with displaced embarassment when while reading the likes of "Mayb u should stop comlplaing on how many argurmenats u have" [JESUS FUCK, why even HAVE a full keyboard when you can't figure out what half of the letters are for, i ask you!]. in any case, this is all fantastically hilarious, not to mention brilliantly written. cheers.

Guest 1,137 signed in on Monday, February 11th at 6:35am

Name	yet another american
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	my room
Comments	After reading nearly the entire website, I've come to the conclusion that this is a really romantic tribute to Margaret! You know how they say "there's a fine line between love and hate"? Well, there you go. Or maybe it's a co-dependent thing. Whatever, it's obviously working somehow, PLEASE keep adding more nonsense- I could use the laughs!

Guest 1,136 signed in on Sunday, February 10th at 10:45pm

Name	Kat
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Comments	highly amusing, but two things. Americans and Canadians are not the same thing. or people. do you know any Americans with a Newfie accent? not that i have one myself... oh hell...forgot my second good argument. very well then.

Guest 1,135 signed in on Sunday, February 10th at 7:49pm

Name	Christy
My page	na
Led here by	Web page
Location	Ann Arbor, Michigan, United States
Comments	I am eighteen and American and I love this site. I think it is brilliance. You mentioned that in America there is an overwhelming minority of morons. I could not possibly agree more. That's all. (Cheers?)

Guest 1,134 signed in on Sunday, February 10th at 7:17pm

Name	Taylor
Led here by	Search engine
Location	My home
Comments	Hey I think this is great, I always thought my boyfriend had stupid arguments but then readng your page makes me feel better. this is great. I think i'll have him read this, once we get back together. V-day!

Guest 1,133 signed in on Saturday, February 9th at 11:01pm

Name	marleen
Led here by	Web page
Location	north america
Comments	Very funny website.

Guest 1,132 signed in on Saturday, February 9th at 8:52am

Name	elizabeth
Led here by	Web page
Location	New Zealand
Comments	You're funny!

Guest 1,131 signed in on Saturday, February 9th at 3:23am

Name	Erik
My page	Tempest Games
My URL	http://www.tempestgames.cjb.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	Massachusetts, 'New School England'
Comments	This site is absolutely brilliant. I've read through the entire list of Margareticies and I can't get enough of it. It never fails to crack me up. Shame to those naysayers of your comedy.

Guest 1,130 signed in on Saturday, February 9th at 2:23am

Name	emilie
My page	fancydeluxe.com
My URL	http://www.fancydeluxe.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	California
Comments	Utter genius!

Guest 1,129 signed in on Friday, February 8th at 8:41pm

Name	Laurence Head
Led here by	Web page
Location	Essex
Comments	I fell your pain my friend once i was the victim to a german lady. but i am back her after i missed the fights and sleeping in the hall but you get used to it and end up loving it L.A.U.

Guest 1,128 signed in on Friday, February 8th at 10:26am

Name	ally
My page	dont have one!!!
Led here by	Search engine
Location	southafrica
Comments	ur life is just one helluva laugh!!

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Guest 1,126 signed in on Thursday, February 7th at 3:43pm

Name	Kleine
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Comments	I'm always surprised when I see questions like "Why don�t you break up?" or comments about "disrespecting your wife"....you just don�t see the point people,do you?:-)

Guest 1,125 signed in on Thursday, February 7th at 1:57pm

Name	Young Mr
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London (not Ontario)
Comments	I've been reading this site for a while. Well since all of that crap with the news paper. What you write is a quality read and yes I mostly read it at work. But it is touching to see that my parents aren't unique. My Dad is English, my mum is Danish. They argue about things very similar to what you mention and thy're still togenther (I'm 23 so that may give you an idea as to how long they have been together). i'm still trying to get my dad to read this site because I know he find it truly funny. Just wish he had the idea before you did to publish a site like this ;) All the best to you!

Guest 1,124 signed in on Thursday, February 7th at 1pm

Name	HOWARD JONES
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	WIDNES
Comments	THANK TONY HORNE (CENTURY FM)FOR CHAMPIONING YOUR SITE ON HIS AM RADIO SHOW-HE DID SAY "ITS A BIT LONG,BUT WORTH IT"-I FOUND THE SITE AND READ THE FIRST FEW ENTRIES,"THIS IS GREAT" I THOUGHT AND HIT PRINT, 41 PAGES LATER I WAS STILL LAUGHING ALOUD DRAWING CURIOUS GLANCES FROM WORK COLLEAGUES, THEY HAVE ALL NOW READ THE NOVEL PRODUCED AND ALL AGREE IT'S BRILL. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. ANY CHANCE OF THE STUFF DELETED BEING MADE AVAILABLE? ALSO, HAVE READ MORE APOLOGIES, WHERE CAN I FIND THE "BEFORE" MORE. THANKS

Guest 1,123 signed in on Wednesday, February 6th at 8:10pm

Name	Ken
Led here by	Barry
Location	The former Colonies
Comments	German girl? you got off easy, mine is a Portuguese, Hawaiian. Check your history, the Germans sent their truly insane to Hawaii. They were disguised as missionaries. I see your pain (and raise you 1 anguish and 4 blunt traumas)

Guest 1,122 signed in on Wednesday, February 6th at 8:08pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	USA
Comments	I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! I really feel for you!! My boyfriend should consider himself to be a very lucky man after reading this!!!!

Guest 1,121 signed in on Wednesday, February 6th at 10:35am

Name	clare
My page	none
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	n/a
Comments	Unbelievable. I feel so sorry that you and your partner argue so much? It's sport to you two, a devoted and beloved passtime. Why don't you devote your energies to something more constructive? What message are you sending your son?

Guest 1,120 signed in on Tuesday, February 5th at 2:43pm

Name	Mary
Led here by	Magic
Location	Hinsdale, IL
Comments	Okay, not really- bored.com... and my first period class is definatly boring... i'm a sophomore in highschool and find your page halarious...

Guest 1,119 signed in on Tuesday, February 5th at 2:12pm

Name	Kash
Led here by	Web page
Comments	utter brilliance

Guest 1,118 signed in on Tuesday, February 5th at 12:32am

Name	Mulder
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I'm guessing you keep this guestbook up just for laughs. Most of these people are such dumbasses.

Guest 1,117 signed in on Monday, February 4th at 9:44pm

Name	Matt Hasteley
My page	The crap I did for my school, ah those sweet, sweet days of idle innocence
My URL	http://www.culverhay.bathnes.sch.uk/default.html
Led here by	Barry
Location	Student heaven, UK
Comments	Beautiful. I have to stop a lot so that the pain of laughter dies down and I can do other things again, breathing being the crucial one. Updating every week was a good, good move. It is genuinely a real help after a week of learning and then worrying about more of the poverty, pain, suffering, ignorance and anger in the world. Degrees, don't you just love 'em to bits?

Guest 1,116 signed in on Monday, February 4th at 3:28pm

Name	Rotten Ralph
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Deck's Prairie (that's in the US of A, you slacker)
Comments	Great site, Mil. Do you mind if I call you Mil? If you like, I'll call you Stevie. Thanks for linening up my Mondays.

Guest 1,115 signed in on Monday, February 4th at 2:21pm

Name	adam williams
Led here by	Web page
Location	wolgarston high school
Comments	it was very good and amusing

Guest 1,114 signed in on Sunday, February 3rd at 8:01pm

Name	RED KINDA GAL
My page	don't have one
My URL	http://I.don't.have/one.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	NOT TELLING YOU
Comments	WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD SIT DOWN AND TYPE THINGS ABOUT THE THINGS YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARGUE ABOUT.AND ONE MORE QUESTIONN WHY ARE YOU GUYS STILL TOGETHER..HELLO GET A LIFE PEOPLE..

Guest 1,113 signed in on Sunday, February 3rd at 4:41pm

Name	Im not gifted, Im just weird
My page	Skuld, Goddess of the Future
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/skulds_future
Led here by	Web page
Location	In a tangled ball of string.
Comments	Hehe, this is fucking hilarious. One question: Why are you guys together at all?!!??!

Guest 1,112 signed in on Sunday, February 3rd at 3pm

Name	illona
My page	BloodLust-UK.com
My URL	http://pub23.ezboard.com/billonasplacevampires
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	England, UK
Comments	You still here???? Just checking my old favourites are still around.. You still crack me up..

Guest 1,111 signed in on Sunday, February 3rd at 9:03am

Name	poet-ray
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	America. Sorry.
Comments	Now I only was privileged enough to read the current posting, it's entirely possible that this particular topic was addressed and exhaustively covered elsewhere in the page but, I feel it's only my duty to point out the joys of that lifelong game, "Where's my stuff?" I appreciate a clean home as much as the next guy but, as I am the one with the penis, I just don't get around to cleaning all that often. Sorry. My girlfriend, however, does. And then I get to play, "Where's my stuff?" Its the funnest in the bathroom. I find the toothpaste sitting vertically in the empty box of tissues. I find my good teflon pan--get this--sitting in the oven. Good thing I always forget to preheat. And my car keys? I think that's just a perverse little game on her part. Later-- Bri

Guest 1,110 signed in on Sunday, February 3rd at 7:40am

Name	Ty Rowles
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Toronto, Canada
Comments	Although my girlfriend in NO WAY compares to Margret, she feels that they are similar, and now strives to be more like her. So far, her efforts have included getting mad at me for "forgetting" our 6 month anniversary, when we still had 1 month to go; arguing that her making a noise when drinking a beverage is cute, while my doing so is disgusting and rude; and finally: that I am having unnatural feelings towards my guitar. All I ask is that I have some peace and quiet between us, but she feels that that is an unreasonable request. Women! Either way, your brief description of life with Margret was absolutly hilarious. Stay frosty, and NEVER say that she looks good in that dress, because you're obviously lying! Ta.

Guest 1,109 signed in on Sunday, February 3rd at 6:38am

angelina jolie of oz sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,108 signed in on Sunday, February 3rd at 12:49am

Name	Katy
Led here by	Web page
Location	Cardiff
Comments	I just love your page. It's one of the best things I've seen on the Net for a long time. There's nothing like a good debate to keep a relationship going. (I must stock up on knives.) No matter how many times I come back here, I doubt I will EVER understand Margret's way of thinking... so I suppose I'll just have to await the next update and keep wondering... ^_^

Guest 1,107 signed in on Saturday, February 2nd at 10:27pm

Name	Rachel
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Does Margret know about this site? You need to break up!

Guest 1,106 signed in on Saturday, February 2nd at 5:57pm

Name	Melissa
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Mayb u should stop comlplaing on how many argurmenats u have. She is ur wife for god sakes treat her with some respesct. And Mayb if she is comlpaing so much then mayb u should stop doin wut u r doin. ur really an ass hole to dis respect ur wife like that

Guest 1,105 signed in on Saturday, February 2nd at 5:52pm

Name	Dorthy
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Canada
Comments	What are you going on aboot??? Your page is really quite a bit strange. But, You do look like that American, Travis Tritt, a country star. Did you plan on that??

Guest 1,104 signed in on Saturday, February 2nd at 5:01am

Name	Rachel
Led here by	Magic
Location	a place
Comments	This is really funny. :-) A little too long, though. What did ur girlfriend think of it, though? If I were her I'd be hella pissed...

Guest 1,103 signed in on Saturday, February 2nd at 3:20am

Name	Ray from US
Led here by	Search engine
Location	US
Comments	Hi Mil, terrific writing. By the way, what's your take on Winona Ryder's arrest?

Guest 1,102 signed in on Saturday, February 2nd at 2:41am

Name	Tabitha Jessica Stephens Black
My page	Hot and Ugly ppl with a camera
My URL	http://www.msnusers.com/thehotanduglyfreakpictures
Led here by	Magic
Location	US
Comments	Could I add this page to my links?? I don't want you getting all pissy at me for not giving you kudos or anything. I know ya might not see this but, ya know if ya do jest let me know and I'll add it and give you kudos for it.

Guest 1,101 signed in on Saturday, February 2nd at 2:19am

Name	KMc
Led here by	Barry
Location	Ing-er-land
Comments	"Funny, improbably touching, a real page-scroller." I think your girlfriend sounds like a real hoot. Don't let her go. With any luck you've got decades of her antics to look forward to. I'd like to share a revelation I've had: It's been my experience that while women are sure they understand men, the really hate men understanding them. Hate it. They quite like the idea of being mystifying. Mil, I picture you with a kind of perpetually perplexed look. Your writing really captures something universal. Yes it does. No, really. Quiet exasperation seems the best position to take.

Guest 1,100 signed in on Friday, February 1st at 10:01pm

Name	zeynep
My page	idontwannatellu
Led here by	Magic
Location	Istanbul, Turkey
Comments	Oh My God!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF A WEIRDO JUST SITS DOWN AND WRITES ABOUT LIKE 5 BILLION ARGUMENTS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! i mean some of them are funny and all but seriously wat the hell were u thinking????

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