Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 1,000 to 1,099)

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Guest 1,099 signed in on Friday, February 1st at 1:30pm

Name	Will Macdonald
My URL	http://www.macscan.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	I can see myself leading your life in about 10 years. My German girlfriend ALWAYS comes in to the bathroom when I am trying to read a computer magazine on the 'throne'. My girlfriend has also has a profusion of pot-pourri 'container', and plants covering all horizontal surfaces. All aspects of public services (tube/bus/nhs etc) are substandard compared to their German counterparts... Glad I'm not alone.

Guest 1,098 signed in on Friday, February 1st at 11:51am

Name	Stephan
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	UK
Comments	I love the site, but I come back to peruse the guestbook entries. :)

Guest 1,097 signed in on Friday, February 1st at 12:44am

Name	rich toscano
My page	rich's journey into insipidity
My URL	http://richtoscano.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Austin, TX, USA
Comments	This site lends further support to my theory that the British have been selectively bred for humo"u"r. If you have time for such things, check out http://richtoscano.com/words -- no, it's not a picture of me inserting a farm combine into my asshole or anything like that, it's just some amusing stuff I wrote and I wish to return the favor! Cheers!

Guest 1,096 signed in on Thursday, January 31st at 10:06pm

Name	Amanda
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	chicago, ill, usa
Comments	if i had a boy friend like your girlfriend, i would have offed myself by now, and does she know you have this site? im sure she'd throw a fit if she did, considering the way she acts when a guy talks to you about a VAN!

Guest 1,095 signed in on Thursday, January 31st at 8:47pm

Name	James
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You say your an englishman, but i have it on good authority that you are really a scotsman. Can you clarify this for me! ("Good authority"? How slightly unsettling. No, utterly English, I'm afraid. If I were an American, I'd probably say I was Irish (as my great-grandparents on my father's side were Irish), but I don't believe I have any Scots blood at all. Um. Sorry. By the way, I had to reply here as Hotmail reports 'User account inactive' and rejects any mail. Truly Hotmail once again proves itself the best choice for people who like the exciting edge of missing lots of email and never knowing a thing about it. - Mil.)

Guest 1,094 signed in on Thursday, January 31st at 2:48pm

Name	Moshe Kass
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Austin,TX USA
Comments	TV series. You've got to make this into a TV series. Your writings have gone beyond the book stage. It would be an amazing Sitcom.

Guest 1,093 signed in on Thursday, January 31st at 2:36pm

Name	Craig
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	U.S.
Comments	It's genius, really.

Guest 1,092 signed in on Thursday, January 31st at 7:58am

Name	Joel
My page	Masquerade
My URL	http://65.108.243.137
Led here by	Web page
Location	Canada
Comments	Wow. A hilarious site. I am a Canadian who is a hardcore fan of much British humour - kudos and thanks for the good round of laughs 3.00 in the morning.

Guest 1,091 signed in on Wednesday, January 30th at 5:10pm

Name	Carissa
My page	none
My URL	http://none
Led here by	Search engine
Location	USA
Comments	Why were you wearing your girlfriends panties?

Guest 1,090 signed in on Wednesday, January 30th at 6:58am

Name	Erin
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Australia
Comments	I love it!!! It really makes me feel happy that a fellow human can barely understand what their loved one is on about. Make love, not war - do both get married!!!

Guest 1,089 signed in on Tuesday, January 29th at 9:39pm

Name	Michael Wright
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Oregon, USA
Comments	Just a general comment...I think it should be illegal for people to be irrational...we should make it a crime punishable by forcing them to read Jane Austen novels for 100 days straight....all day, every day. Come to think of it....it should be illegal to distribute Jane Austen novels except in that circumstance...why should the rest of humanity have to suffer?

Guest 1,088 signed in on Tuesday, January 29th at 2:45pm

Name	George Goodyear
Led here by	Magic
Location	Georgia, USA
Comments	Many hours of good stuff here. I'm just disappointed I missed the 'rest' of the page that was noted to have dissapeared.

Guest 1,087 signed in on Tuesday, January 29th at 11:42am

Name	norman
Led here by	Search engine
Location	london
Comments	25 years in purgatory with my wife. only hell to look forward to. i'm telling her to speak to me only in a german accent. she has no idea why. i think i'll tell her though. could be a decent row in it.

Guest 1,086 signed in on Tuesday, January 29th at 8:29am

Name	WANDA
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Ohhhhh my god.. You are one of the most hilarious people I have ever seen! I'm sure your girlfriend is nice and all.. well.. maybe.. but dude you can't catch a break can you?

Guest 1,085 signed in on Tuesday, January 29th at 4:52am

Name	Marsh
My page	Rich git
My URL	http://www.bureaucraticbastard.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Geordie
Comments	Well, i suppose this is one further step towards discovering the alien intelligence, which lacks common sense/knowledge behind our better halves. I can imagine that your missus must be quite comical at the wrong time of the month. One thing I have learnt. My bird doesn't have a split personality after all. Also, it looks like you've gained a fan club, probably due to the fact that you have helped women understand themselves too.

Guest 1,084 signed in on Tuesday, January 29th at 12:19am

Name	Kate
Led here by	Magic
Location	Canberra, Australia
Comments	You do realise that I am not going to rest until you write a book don't you? This is the funniest stuff I have read in AGES! I stumbled over this about 5 days ago and I have already sent it to about 25 people! We all love it and we all think you definitely ned to write a book!

Guest 1,083 signed in on Monday, January 28th at 10:03pm

Name	Missy
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	Im american and im insulted that you say Americans and Canadians are the same...Canadians are OBVIOUSLY Less intelligent and uglier...please! Missy

Guest 1,082 signed in on Monday, January 28th at 5:48pm

Name	Chris Summerfield
My page	ummmmmmmmmm
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Barry, WALES
Comments	Everything in this web site is so true its unbelivable im only 17 and i been thru most of it lol

Guest 1,081 signed in on Monday, January 28th at 1:34pm

Name	N.G.
Led here by	Web page
Location	U.K.
Comments	Thank you for injecting some moments of mirth into my otherwise suffocating working day. My mother is an irrational, humourless German too. My sympathies.

Guest 1,080 signed in on Monday, January 28th at 12:50pm

Name	Steve Hammond
My page	Shambles
My URL	http://www.lustful.demon.co.uk
Led here by	Web page
Location	Mid Bedfordshire, soon to be mid Essex
Comments	Why would you leave ever her, how dull would life be without the cut and thrust (perhaps for real) of your relationship. Also, great site and yes read mostly in work time.

Guest 1,079 signed in on Monday, January 28th at 8:25am

Name	x
My page	x
My URL	http://x
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	x
Comments	dude, hilarious.

Guest 1,078 signed in on Monday, January 28th at 4:10am

Name	Rebecca
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Michigan, usa
Comments	too freaking hilarious. i Love it!!!

Guest 1,077 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 11:40pm

Name	lisa
Led here by	Barry
Location	chicago, unfortanatly
Comments	I actually dont know who barry is but i swear he told me about this site! If I were you I'd turn my back & run! I'm sure you have many reasons on why your still with her, but God I admire you.

Guest 1,076 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 8:30pm

Name	bill watson
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	THANK YOU!I am not the only poor soul who has to argue about every tiny, petty, miniscule thing. I loved this site so much I HAD to show it to my girlfriend who promptly dumped me. THANK YOU for releasing me from the prison that was my relationship! Oh and Jane if you read this it DOESN'T BLOODY MATTER WHICH WAY ROUND THE LOO ROLL HANGS!!!!!

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Guest 1,074 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 7:23pm

Name	peachy
My page	life as a peach
My URL	http://www.jaysoft.ca/peachy
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	canada
Comments	sigh well atleast the sense of humor rages on through out all the tiffs and spats right? otherwise the agony might be too much to bear! ;)

Guest 1,073 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 5:18pm

Name	nikki
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	hell, after reading that
Comments	ok she has some serious probolems , 1 of them being she has orange hair , just leav her god dammit !!!

Guest 1,072 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 3:37pm

Name	pysh-a
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	GDAMMIT JUST BREAK UP WITH THAT FREAK!!!!!!

Guest 1,071 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 12:23pm

Name	Dosen`t matter
My page	www.pegnose.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	uranus
Comments	Youre girlfriend wife whatever seems a right bitch if i were you id leave !!!!!!!! (As you know, I avoid commenting on entries - far preferring to leave the words of idiots to broadcast their creator's stupidity in a pure form - but I love that this person had three attempts at saying the same thing yet couldn't even spell one of them correctly. Bless. - Mil.)

Guest 1,070 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 12:23pm

Name	Dosen`t matter
My page	www.pegnose.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	uranus
Comments	Youre girlfriend wife whatever seems a right bitch if i were you id leave jesus

Guest 1,069 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 12:22pm

Name	Dosen`t matter
My page	www.pegnose.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	uranus
Comments	Youre girlfriend wfe whatever seems a right bitch if i were you id leave jesus

Guest 1,068 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 7:19am

Name	tHeA
Led here by	Web page
Location	Sacramento, CA
Comments	Just wanted to say I LOVE reading this shit, mil you are fAbUlOuS!! Keep it coming and I hope some where in that deranged relationship you may have some happiness! -XOXOX-

Guest 1,067 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 2am

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Hi, I'm an American journalist living in Germany. Just wanted to say that I really enjoyed reading the entries on your web site. Your writing was quite entertaining and intelligent.

Guest 1,066 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 12:25am

Name	Cal Legge
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Middleboro, MA, USA
Comments	Dude, just get a new girlfriend! She obviously has perminate PMS! I mean- seriously...english people have definatly got some major patience. Man- you are my favorite English man!

Guest 1,065 signed in on Sunday, January 27th at 12:18am

Name	Zeke
My page	gotohell
My URL	http://gotohell.com
Led here by	Search engine
Location	yourass
Comments	Dude, just get a new girlfriend! She obviously has perminate PMS!

Guest 1,064 signed in on Saturday, January 26th at 12:01pm

Name	cyndi yelton
Led here by	Search engine
Location	albuquerque, new mexico, usa
Comments	I adore your sense of humor! I look forward to reading your page weekly.

Guest 1,063 signed in on Saturday, January 26th at 12:42am

Name	Andrew Hili
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Malta
Comments	Hey Mil, I guess you really are a rare breed!!!! To endure all that (excuse me here) bitchyness. If I were you, and I consider myself a very patient man, I would nip down to the nearest ironmonger, get myself a few meters of 30mm diameter course rope, make a noose in it, go back home and hang her by the neck in the BATHROOM!!!!! Man life is for living...you should start living!!!! If you haven't got it yet...I REALLY HATE GERMANS!!! Thanks for a good read...it makes me realise how lucky I am to have a really understanding wife who doesn't ever boss me around, and who doesn't expect me to do things she needs right there and then. I will do it, but in my own time!!! One last thing...do not keep tormenting yourself any longer...and it would be useless just leaving her...KILL her. Wishing you the best of life, Andrew Hili from Malta

Guest 1,062 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 11:26pm

Name	vic young
My page	-
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	berlin
Comments	At last;SOMEONE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND THE HANGING OUT THE WASHING PROBLEM:AFTER 6 YEARS, 2 BREAK UP`S,10 BUST UPS AND ANY AMOUNT OF BAD WORDS.I STILL RUIN THE CLOTHES , WASTE MONEY AND AM THE APITTAMEY OF MALE CHAUVINISM.(funny thing is i cant help but love her) THANKS FOR THE SITE(weiter so)

Guest 1,061 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 11:13pm

Name	Kristin
My page	na
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	California
Comments	what do u know.. im on my employers time..:) The best time to surf the web! Your girlfriend sounds sorta like me.. i always buy the buy one get one frees and i will always grab more than 4 of each. i think its a women thing. u can never pass up a good deal. u might also think this is weird. but i will also go to 4 different stores to do my grocery shopping because not every store has all the same deals. u cant blame a girl for being thrifty! i emjoyed ur site and keep me posted on ur insane mate.:) kristin sacramento, Ca

Guest 1,060 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 4pm

Name	Lucy Davis
My page	havent got one
My URL	http://havent got one
Led here by	Magic
Location	havent got one
Comments	pretty funny. im a hot shot producer, and this is my pseudonym, so be expecting a call from me. this would make a great talk show. Lucy Davis

Guest 1,059 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 11:37am

Name	Rosie
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	can i ask one question.....how does she feel about this website? ;) oh and another....how do u cope? v. v. v. funny thanks for a giggle or two. xRx p.s "PAPA I CANT FEEL MY LEGS" aaaawwwwww

Guest 1,058 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 10:03am

Name	Jeff (again)
Led here by	Web page
Location	Planet Earth, just a little below the Greater Mundarrick Spiral (You Can't Get There From Here!)
Comments	Been here before, just wanted to find outabout the Oysters really... What, they were Mussels? Oh bugger. Now I'll have to start the experiment again...

Guest 1,057 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 5:48am

Name	sam
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	litchfield, ohio usa
Comments	hilarious. no, there is no set of perameters for margaret's thinking. but i do get the plants. is it a german thing? my grandmother is english and german.....sorry about your loo problem. get a chain for the inside door. that'll slow her down a bit....i am glad to see that you write professionally. i see a lot of people i know in this article. keep writing; you're great! sam

Guest 1,056 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 1:51am

Name	David Killick
My URL	http://www.davidkillick.com
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Hobart, Tasmania
Comments	An excellent page. You really should turn this into a book somehow. If you don't, it's a waste of your prodigious writing talent. Several people I showed this site to hailed you as the next Bill Bryson. Now there's a thought to cheer you up.

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Guest 1,054 signed in on Friday, January 25th at 1:02am

Name	Leah
Led here by	Web page
Location	NYC
Comments	hello. i like fish. except salmon, and potato. your site is funny, and stuff. you are funny. did i mention humor? no? ahhhhh.... hmm yes well basically i just wanted to tell all you british (and otherwise non-americans) that ELECTING GEORGE W. BUSH WAS NOT OUR FAULT. IT WAS THOSE ILLITERATE BUMS IN FLORIDA. WE KNOW EVEYBODY MAKES FUN OF US FOR IT. HELL, WE MAKE FUN OF OURSELVES FOR IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Guest 1,053 signed in on Thursday, January 24th at 4:57pm

Name	Meghan
Led here by	Web page
Location	Illinois USA
Comments	Im praying for you!...:)

Guest 1,052 signed in on Thursday, January 24th at 4:44pm

Name	Jools
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	deepest darkest northwest england
Comments	I have to argue just one point about the potpourri issue. It DOES smell. Briefly I grant you, but for that first 2 minutes it's like a blast from the toilet cleaner factory in super drive. THEN it relinquishes and becomes all you describe. I know this because my grandmother gets it from family members every christmas and without fail she opens the packet and rants about how evil it smells before confining it to the cupboard with all the rest of her potpourri graveyard. SHE believes in potpourri, she's never given it the chance to prove otherwise.

Guest 1,051 signed in on Thursday, January 24th at 3:47pm

Name	Darragh
My page	Digifone on line
My URL	http://www.dol.ie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	The republic of Ireland , Limerick , Small office on the outskirts of the city , 2nd floor take a right at the lift pass the coffee machine and its the 2nd office on the left ..
Comments	A brill site , kept me from falling asleep for 2 days and now most of my dept are laughing them selfs stupid reading it .... keep it up cause if you stop you end up killing her : ) .... Dar

Guest 1,050 signed in on Thursday, January 24th at 3:20pm

Name	Lord Bosh
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Sourfend-on-Sea, Essex :)
Comments	Ermmm.. what can i say? My girlfriend never ceases to amaze and confuse me. Thankfully, instead of pyscopathic, she is more chaotic. Ever had a conversation with someone but you weren't included or even told about it until half way through? I ask "do you fancy seeing a film?" and she will reply "I had the vegitarian Lasagne, but Richard didn't like him." Mil, i can see why you love this woman. Insanity is a wonderous (but potentially dangerous) thing, and one which most women seem to possess - men of course are COMPLETELY sane. no really, we are.... :)

Guest 1,049 signed in on Thursday, January 24th at 2:39pm

Name	Darragh
My page	Digifone on line
My URL	http://www.dol.ie
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	The republic of Ireland , Limerick , Small office on the outskirts of the city , 2nd floor take a right at the lift pass the coffee machine and its the 2nd office on the left ..
Comments	A brill site , kept me from falling asleep for 2 days and now most of my dept are laughing them selfs stupid reading it .... keep it up cause if you stop you end up killing her : ) .... Dar

Guest 1,048 signed in on Thursday, January 24th at 9:49am

Name	Amanda
My page	Lobsterman
My URL	http://www.lobsterman.org
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	I hope in the kiwi argument you weren't the one saying to cut it lenghtwise. That'd just be sad.

Guest 1,047 signed in on Thursday, January 24th at 3:13am

Name	Gina
Led here by	Magic
Location	New Jersey, USA
Comments	you're page is too funny...and i think maybe it helped my fiance see he doesn't have it so bad =P looking forward to seeing more....errrr not that i'm hoping you and margaret have lots more insane arguments...hehe...bye

Guest 1,046 signed in on Wednesday, January 23rd at 11:01pm

Name	Sam
Led here by	Web page
Location	England
Comments	I won't blab on about how great it is, every1s boosted your ego enough as it is! ;o) but seriously, this page is probably the only thing ive ever read till i've cried... and u'd think re-reading it would make it less funny.. but NO, i just can't get enough... keep those arguement coming, from what i've heard so far, u'll never run short of things 2 say! Great site!

Guest 1,045 signed in on Wednesday, January 23rd at 6:30pm

Name	beth kennedy
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	You and your girlfriend are like freakin nuts you argue about some stupid shit. Its just really unhealthy oh why arent you married if you have a kid???

Guest 1,044 signed in on Wednesday, January 23rd at 4:31pm

Name	Amy
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Lomdon
Comments	Tee hee hee, i like the things you argue about page. So true. Men are always wrong, its just something you have to face. =)

Guest 1,043 signed in on Wednesday, January 23rd at 9:53am

Name	Brian
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Australia, Queensland to be precise
Comments	Mind Bogglingly funny stuff here Mil. Have you ever thought of boxing it up and selling it to the BBC??? It couldn't bloody fail!!!! We read your page when we're having " one-of-those-days" and it NEVER fails to give us a laugh!! Thank you!

Guest 1,042 signed in on Wednesday, January 23rd at 3:06am

Name	Mudd
My page	What?No sex!?
My URL	http://what-nosex.diaryland.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA!, USA!, USA! ... olympics coming and all
Comments	Web page actually linked from http://www.shelleyness.com hilarious, occasionally cobalt haired, woman with plenty of cats -- and photos to prove it I just have to write and defend Margaret. I. want. Margaret. to. write. a. book! Man, brazenly bringing potpourri into the home. I so admire that woman. Besides being Mil's muse, she gives me hope that one day I will be able to buy picture season flags for the front of my house and ignore the screams of my husband with a smug grin on my face. One day I will shop at IKEA all day, fill my mini-van (you heard me, honey, no calling it a 'truck', its a mini-van), and proudly display my brightly hued useful (yes, useful) containers all about the house with nary a blink of my eye as my dear husband lights himself aflame in protest -- "Just don't melt the matching plasitc bins, dear." I'll say. Sigh a girl can dream

Guest 1,041 signed in on Tuesday, January 22nd at 2:59pm

Name	cathy o'connor
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	midlands England
Comments	having just split from my partner, this is truly the only thing this week to make me laugh so much i cried! thanx

Guest 1,040 signed in on Tuesday, January 22nd at 2:45pm

Name	Amy Robinson
Led here by	Web page
Location	On a chair in front of a computer
Comments	I'm sorry Mil. It's a great page but I don't see how you love this German bimbo who obiviously does not get your humourous remarks. How do you live with her and love her if you do sensible things like that and if Margaret is reading this, I think you are a sad egotistical argumentive Bitch who has nothing better than to argue with your decent bloke. You're very lucky he loves you or even goes out with you freak. He buys you nice presents and you want a wormery and horsse manure. I would dump you in a very short time.

Guest 1,039 signed in on Tuesday, January 22nd at 1:51pm

Name	Irene
Led here by	Magic
Comments	Well actually it wasn't by magic...but the person who sent me the webpage IS a white witch. HOWEVER...I did honestly try and try to figure out what Margaret had to say about mussels. The clitoris thing just DIDN'T occur to me. And my mind boggled. Then I thought...."now you come to mention it....." I won't even BEGIN to compare prawns with penises...well not much anyway.

Guest 1,038 signed in on Tuesday, January 22nd at 4:35am

Name	Dave
My page	The Hangar Bay
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/mac/f14dflyer/index.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	Quinniac University, Hamden CT USA
Comments	I absolutely love this. For me it serves several functions. It serves as a reality check, reminding me that no, I'm not crazy, because other people argue just as passionately. It as gives me something to do instead of what I should be (but don't want to be) doing. I wish I could put together a page like this, but I'd never hear the end of it if I did. But, like Mil and Margret, I've had a few almost-came-to-blows arguments over silly little things, such as: 1. Whether a particular word in a specific line of dialogue in "Independence Day" was one or two syllables. 2. Music volume: deafening or moderate? 3. Whether or not having a prior arguement was immature (only for me. the guy I had argued with said he was being mature, but I wasn't, though we had the same arguement). Mil, if you and I were attourneys, I'd love to square off with you in court.

Guest 1,037 signed in on Monday, January 21st at 11:25pm

Name	Geordie Lass
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	North East England, Newcastle
Comments	hiya Mil! i reckon your arguemnets are mega funny! You said that 'stripping off in the middle of shops to try jeans on isn't normal, but am siding with Margrett on that'n cos thats what i do! :) You are 2 of a kind, complete nutters! If you ever write a book give me a shout cos al buy it! its absoloutly hellish, thanks a lot for giving me summit to entertain me for an hour before i gan to bed. x

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Guest 1,035 signed in on Monday, January 21st at 5:48pm

Name	Anti worker
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London
Comments	What can i say, class site. I have spent half my working day sitting at my desk grinning like a spastic at meal times!!

Guest 1,034 signed in on Monday, January 21st at 4:16pm

Name	Dale
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Minnesota
Comments	I have often thought that women were God's idea of a cruel jest. Either that are some sort of mental birth defect. British, German or American, it makes no difference - they're all slightly off. Enjoyed your page - will pass along the link to friends.

Guest 1,033 signed in on Monday, January 21st at 3:29pm

Name	julie gray
Led here by	Magic
Location	Portsmouth, Hants, UK
Comments	just had a quick look - cos, yep, u guessed it I'm at work (purplestars is my home email) - & I don't want to get caught not working too often!! Read the saga of the bathroom, and i know it's serious really (i suffer from a similar aliment, in the form of my 4.5 yr daughter Emily but at least i can blame it on her age and hope she'll grow out of it) but still i just had to laugh! Anyway, thanks for making me smile. By any chance, I don't suppose the Barry referred to in the menu for 'how did ya find page?' would be the one and only groovemeister Mr Manilow himself would it? I only have to hear the name Barry and I'm moments away from a full blown rendition of Copacabana. love & sparkles Julie

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Guest 1,031 signed in on Monday, January 21st at 2:04pm

Name	Second Born
My URL	http://www.crapper.com/
Led here by	Magic
Location	San Francisco
Comments	A Brit living in San Francisco so depressed from the anticipation of The Big Quake. Found your site and LOVED IT! Unfortunately laughed so much at the "Killing Private Ryan" I wet myself; I'll never get my apartment deposit back unless I can dry this sofa in 3 hours :-(

Guest 1,030 signed in on Monday, January 21st at 5:01am

Name	Katie
My URL	http://sexyemtb.tripod.com
Led here by	Barry
Location	NJ, USA
Comments	Mil, this page is incredible. Unlike most Americans, I think I understand why you've been together for 13 years...the comedic potential. I don't think I'd be able to watch any of your arguments (not that I've been asked to, mind) because I think I would have to laugh myself into a coma. I'm not a teenager, I enjoy thinking and reading, and I don't want to send you any naked pictures of myself. Thank you for making these last 3 hours a bit more bearable.

Guest 1,029 signed in on Sunday, January 20th at 11:07pm

Name	Jennifer
Led here by	Barry
Location	Missouri
Comments	Laughed 'til I cried, especially over the arguments. If Mil ever writes a book, I'm buying it.

Guest 1,028 signed in on Sunday, January 20th at 10:18pm

Name	Fred Brennion
Led here by	Search engine
Location	southern California
Comments	I have panicked the cats and soaked my shorts with tears from laughing so loud and relentlessly. Margret's comments and actions seemed oddly familiar to me. Then I realized it was the several years I spent with the lovely but unfathomable Ingrid from Munich. The scars have mostly healed but I still have the pictures. SIGH Marvelous writing. Thanks much.

Guest 1,027 signed in on Sunday, January 20th at 2:32pm

Name	Matt
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	England
Comments	Seeing as everyone else seems to post a message saying how wonderful and funny you are, thus bolstering your crushed ego, I thought I'd join in. Allow me: "Wow, I can't believe how funny you are! What a fantastic site! I'm from {insert random country} and even WE find it funny! Magrat reminds me of my wife/sister/girlfriend/pet ape, and I can't believe you're still together/think it's wonderful that you're still together!" That should cover it...

Guest 1,026 signed in on Sunday, January 20th at 1:11am

Name	Goddess (stage name)
My page	Angels Homepage
My URL	http://expage.com/popstarangels
Led here by	Magic
Location	USA
Comments	You completely rock, I seriously love this page! If and when my band gets a cd out I'll mention you in the liner notes as inspiring the song "Your Little Insecurities".

Guest 1,025 signed in on Sunday, January 20th at 12:27am

Name	Liz
My page	Monty Python
My URL	http://home.talkcity.com/genxav/right_on_chica
Led here by	Web page
Location	Virginia, USA
Comments	I think you have wonderful diction.

Guest 1,024 signed in on Saturday, January 19th at 6:13pm

Name	erin
Led here by	Search engine
Location	usa
Comments	I love this site. I have found a new role model in Margret. However, seeing as how I am a)a teenage girl and b) American, I guess I can only dream about one day achieving her greatness. You are a lucky man and a talented writer. Thanks for the laughs

Guest 1,023 signed in on Saturday, January 19th at 4:44pm

jane sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 1,022 signed in on Saturday, January 19th at 4:21pm

Name	Courtney
Led here by	Web page
Location	USA
Comments	I think that Margret is my long lost sister...

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Guest 1,020 signed in on Saturday, January 19th at 4:10pm

Name	catherine Todd
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	thank you; first BIG SMILE of the day. And I thought I had it rough! Yours, Catherine Todd (P.S. You are one great writer!)

Guest 1,019 signed in on Saturday, January 19th at 10:14am

Name	Luke Moore
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	Excellent site. Could you please ridicule Americans some more? Should be more of it.

Guest 1,018 signed in on Saturday, January 19th at 7:27am

Name	Billie
My page	JB
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/my/bjfriends
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	I agree with the meaning of the name Margret, that is my mothers name and she is certaially 'dangerously insane'

Guest 1,017 signed in on Saturday, January 19th at 7:20am

Name	Sondra
Led here by	Barry
Location	South Carolina, USA
Comments	Well, the Barry thing is a lie, but the rest is true. My name is Sondra, and I'm an alcoholic. No, but I think your site is the most amusing bit of reading I've done in a long time. Sitting here at 4:00 am (insomnia), I laughed until my gut busted. You've inspired me to make a page, with a collection of my "Funny Shit" on it. Cudo's to you, Mil, for making a site that explaines married life to the tee. I'm never getting married... Ever. Ciao! ^^

Guest 1,016 signed in on Friday, January 18th at 10:35pm

Name	John Stamos
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	youre not funny at all.

Guest 1,015 signed in on Friday, January 18th at 8:42pm

Name	Jonathan Halstead
My page	duh
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	If your readers donate 1f the fun you give them back to you, you will be a very happy person. Me, I'm generous. Take 50%.

Guest 1,014 signed in on Friday, January 18th at 1:42pm

Name	Nigel
My page	Sedbury Strollers
My URL	http://www.sedburystrollers.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Denmark
Comments	Quality site! Has now been plastered all over the office.. It must be funny, even the Danes get the humour!!

Guest 1,013 signed in on Friday, January 18th at 11:27am

Name	Alex
Led here by	Magic
Location	London
Comments	I was moved almost to tears by your cyclical odyssey of conflict and resolution. Yours is a truly special relationship. Please pass on my regards to your family, noting that I am not a net freak, simply a frivolous employee with broadband access.

Guest 1,012 signed in on Thursday, January 17th at 5:02pm

Name	David McLean
My page	x-com
My URL	http://www.defaced.net/x-com/
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Manitoba, Canada
Comments	I love your page man. It's great, all those stories... wow. I realy liked the whole issue with the MoS. I even when back and read your friends version of the story. I have got to say that i hope you keep up the page, and the arguments too. One question: why do you always talk about your son as: First Born? you named him and all, yet you still call him first born? British tradition? just wondering. later eh?

Guest 1,011 signed in on Wednesday, January 16th at 9:37pm

Name	Leo
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	NC, USA
Comments	I hope that one day I find a relationship as wonderful and loving as yours.

Guest 1,010 signed in on Wednesday, January 16th at 9:20pm

Name	Alex
My page	Woohoo!
My URL	http://www.airsoft.demon.co.uk
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	UK
Comments	Kudos

Guest 1,009 signed in on Wednesday, January 16th at 3:24pm

Name	Tina
Led here by	Web page
Location	In front of my computer, avoiding yet more homework
Comments	This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read--partly because you have a flair for writing, partly because I recognize me and my husband in some of these. The arguments about arguments struck home! Then of course there was the time that my husband was actually calling the bus station to leave me because HE forgot MY birthday, but I digress... I just wanted to commend you for aiding me in my ever-widening quest for "things that divert me from grad school". Oh, and as an American, why don't you "get married/get therapy/your poor kids!" (Hey, I didn't want to buck the stereotype!) Seriously, it's obvious that you two love each other or you would have killed each other by now. I look forward to reading the updates.

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Guest 1,007 signed in on Wednesday, January 16th at 2:47pm

Name	Big Horace
Led here by	Web page
Location	NW1
Comments	arse achingly funny, faith restoring irony and irreverance. Regards to your family.

Guest 1,006 signed in on Wednesday, January 16th at 12:27am

Name	Brian
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Texas
Comments	I thought I had problems!

Guest 1,005 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 9:32pm

Name	JB Hartley
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	In all seriousness, you are hopelessly codependant and your girlfriend is a self-centered, immature, angry, ANGRY woman. You both have such unresolved issues from your childhood, that you can rest assured that you will pass each and every one of them on to your poor children. Lucky kids. They'll have BOTH of your baggage to carry around for the rest of their lives. Splitting up and resolving your issues is the way to go here. For the kids sake.

Guest 1,004 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 8:55pm

Name	y0bee
My page	leigho.net
My URL	http://leigho.net
Led here by	Barry
Location	Dallas, TX
Comments	Greetings, I've been reading your website for just over a month now and I never noticed that when you hover the mouse over her picture it changes into this hideous beast. Very Clever.

Guest 1,003 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 8:11pm

Name	Sue Speranza
Led here by	Magic
Comments	It's not 8:03 p.m, it's 3:04 p.m. Thanks for playing, though. I'm reading your stuff at work, on my employer's time, and I just passed Gatorade through my nose laughing. I'm also putting my personal bills through the boss's postage machine and making some personal calls on his phone, so it's a productive day all around. By the way, my cat's name is Margret, and she's tweaked, too.

Guest 1,002 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 9:45am

Name	Sarah King
Led here by	Web page
Comments	I am very scared now because very much of the exchanges you kindly shared make sense to me. I don't think that Margaret is crazy, or you for that matter. I'm only afraid that, hence, I am.

Guest 1,001 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 7:19am

Name	Meghan
My page	Chillin With The Star Child
My URL	http://www.xanga.com/star_child
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	USA
Comments	Hey... Glad to find your site, it was an evening full of laughs... Well, ok, discreet chuckles. So hard these days to actually find something fun online... Anyway, I should get off to bed, it's 2:16am. All the best for always.

Guest 1,000 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 7:01am

Name	Rob Hiini
Led here by	Search engine
Location	NZ
Comments	Ha ha ha! She doesn't understand you at all mate!

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