Mil's Guestbook Archive (Guests 900 to 999)

Welcome to Mil's Guestbook Archive for guests nine hundred to nine hundred and nine-nine, located for your convenience and travelling comfort in a snuggery.

Note that, in order to fox puppy-fiddlingly evil spammers, a visitor's e-mail address, if given, is automatically disguised. The correct response in such a case is to remove the false bit.

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Guest 999 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 6:56am

Name	Kiri Mills
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Really funny stuff! Good to see other couples have similar issues! Love the remote story - my partner have the exact argument.

Guest 998 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 6:54am

Name	Kiri Mills
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	New Zealand
Comments	Really funny stuff! Good to see other couples have similar issues! Love the remote story - my partner have the exact argument.

Guest 997 signed in on Tuesday, January 15th at 1am

Name	JB Hartley
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	In all seriousness, you are hopelessly codependant and your girlfriend is a self-centered, immature, angry, ANGRY woman. You both have such unresolved issues from your childhood, that you can rest assured that you will pass each and every one of them on to your poor children. Lucky kids. They'll have BOTH of your baggage to carry around for the rest of their lives. Splitting up and resolving your issues is the way to go here. For the kids sake.

Guest 996 signed in on Monday, January 14th at 9:05pm

Name	Anabella
Led here by	Web page
Location	NYC
Comments	Mill: I wish you the best of luck because it is very clear that you found your soulmate! Funny enough some of the description of Margaret quite resemble that of my mother (yes, she is German descendant...so that might be the key answer) I had not laugh this hard since...I can't remember when...!Thank you for that!

Guest 995 signed in on Monday, January 14th at 8:30pm

Name	Ali Again
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Reading, UK
Comments	Just to say that I have NOW (after previously being led here by the ubiquitous Barry) also found the site by going through the whole internet alphabetically. Thank-you, thank-you. Anybody who reads this before 9.30pm, make sure to watch BIG TRAIN on BBC2 at said time. Oh yes, and Mil - who wrote ye tale of ye Buccaneer on ye Weekly? Twas a moving narrative, and I particularly enjoyed the suppressed homosexuality of it all.

Guest 994 signed in on Monday, January 14th at 2:59pm

Name	joe hanrahan
Led here by	Magic
Location	london
Comments	i think that margret is a special lady, you both have brightened up my day!

Guest 993 signed in on Monday, January 14th at 1:22pm

Name	Fiona
My page	Gloomy
My URL	http://gloomy.sintensity.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Australia
Comments	Oh, bloody hell, I've got to say something that hasn't been said previously. Well...a sassy comment on my thoughts re the Margaret saga? No? Er, stumbling praise over your remarkable sense of style and stunning good looks? Done before, eh? HIP AND STYLIN' ENTRY ENTIRELY IN CAPS???!?!?!?? HEEHEH- er. Perhaps not. Bother. Hooray for you, then, and thanks for bringing to my attention some of my less desireable Margaretesque features. In future I'll be more careful.

Guest 992 signed in on Monday, January 14th at 3:20am

Name	jessalynn
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	GREAT PAGE THOUGH, IT WAS VERY INTERESTING TO READ, I HOPE IT DOES NOT STOP. I THINK I MAY ADD IT TO MY FAVORITES LIST. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!

Guest 991 signed in on Monday, January 14th at 3:13am

Name	jessalynn
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Personaly I think that your girlfriend (or whatever you may call her) is completely CRAZY. She is cold, and she is a bitch. What are you doing with her? You seem like a reasonable guy. But then again, I guess love is blind, and it must be true that love does conquer all!!! Good luck in your future life with her.

Guest 990 signed in on Sunday, January 13th at 8:20pm

Name	KeiTaRo
Led here by	Web page
Location	Puerto Rico
Comments	Kudos! (As many have said before) You're a talented writer, I admire your sense of sarcasm and will continue to read until my eyes fall out. Keep up the good work.

Guest 989 signed in on Sunday, January 13th at 3:36pm

Name	Toni
Led here by	Magic
Location	Isle of Wight, UK
Comments	Very Funny! Why are you still together?

Guest 988 signed in on Sunday, January 13th at 9:42am

Name	Juanita
My page	Utopian Dream
My URL	http://www.utopiandream.org
Led here by	Web page
Location	Australia
Comments	You are a very talented writer, nobody has ever held my attention for so long! That is a mighty long page you've got there. Sounds like you have a beautiful relationship. Who needs to agree in a relationship anyway?

Guest 987 signed in on Saturday, January 12th at 5:56pm

Name	Penile Dimensia
My page	Nahhhhhh
My URL	http://www.see.above.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	93,000,000 West of Sol (at the moment, I think)
Comments	Of all the websites, in all the internet, I had to walk into yours Very glad I did, been reading for ages, You are one of the funniest writers I have ever read. (Mind you, I only learnt to read last week). Dammit man, pluck up the courage, do that TV show. Save the planet. Keep it going - If we cant laugh at your situation, we'd have to find someone else's situation to laugh at, and thats toooo much effort.

Guest 986 signed in on Saturday, January 12th at 5:56pm

Name	Ali
Led here by	Barry
Location	Reading, England.
Comments	My hair is orange! Now what was it I wanted to say... Oh yes, what other writing do you do other than "things"? Do you have columns in any papers other than the Guardian?

Guest 985 signed in on Saturday, January 12th at 12:25am

Name	Bert Digby
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Very, very, funny. You're a lucky man.

Guest 984 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 11:16pm

Name	Shadow
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Comments	NOW THIS IS WHY I STAY SINGLE, good luck mate, stay strong.

Guest 983 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 6:50pm

Name	Kim
My page	none
Led here by	Web page
Location	Belgium
Comments	like the site, but don't understand why Margret stays with you as you clearly don't understand women at all. probably because of pity

Guest 982 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 6:36pm

Kaya of Newfoundland sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 981 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 6:32pm

Name	Kaya
Led here by	Magic
Location	Newfoundland
Comments	Dear Mil, I like your page. More specifically, I like Margret. I want you to tell her (and you actually have to tell her) that I think she is great. I, too, like hanging things, am not so good at shopping, and I once took a photo of a mussel in a fancy restaurant because it looked like a clitoris. Oh, and when she stabbed you with the nail sissors - that was sweet. PS. Your hair makes me happy.

Guest 980 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 5:45pm

Name	JAMES BLUE
Led here by	Search engine
Location	CANADA
Comments	DUDE YOUR SITES ROCKS I SIT HERE IN MY COMPUTER PROGRAMMING CLASS AND READ IT FOR THE HOUR LONG CLASSES WHERE I SHOULD ACTUALLY BE CODE CRUNCHING USELESS THINGS LIKE LITTLE PICTURES OFFISH SWIMMING OR USELESS SHIT LIKE THAT WELL THANKS FOR THE FEW DAYS HOLIDAY JAMES

Guest 979 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 2:27pm

Name	Hannah
My page	don't have one
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Currently Cornwall originally Stourbridge
Comments	The best way I've found to spend my 'coffee breaks' at work! Hilarious - you should be published! Thank you xx

Guest 978 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 1:57pm

Name	Craig Mitchell
My page	The Big Dogz
My URL	http://www.thebigdogz.co.uk
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Croydon, Surrey
Comments	Love the site, I really do. Can I hang out with you i'd like to follow your daily routine with my DV cam in hand ?

Guest 977 signed in on Friday, January 11th at 5:18am

Name	Crystal
My page	C'est Moi (oh, but don't bother going... it's quite boring)
My URL	http://operarose16.blogspot.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Atlanta, Georgia, USA
Comments	I adore your site! I came across it when a friend in London mentioned this site on his webpage a while back. You are extremely funny, and I always enjoy reading your entries. :) By the way... not all Americans are stupid and evil. Haha. ;)

Guest 976 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 11:45pm

Name	Richard Lock
Led here by	Magic
Location	Surrey
Comments	Now you know why WW1 & 2 happened! Still, I have no sympathy for you. Read Werner von Braun's handbook 'Getting rid of Brunhilde' and get some peace!

Guest 975 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 2:34pm

Name	Jez
My page	n/a
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	London UK
Comments	Grate site funny as hell. as you talk about it so much when are you going to put some nude pictures of her on here ?? :)

Guest 974 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 1:28pm

Name	louise
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Comments	I am wipeing the tears of laughter off my boyfriend's desk and keyboard right now, my beloved now feel's he is not alone in this world any more, other men suffer too !!!

Guest 973 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 7:55am

Name	E
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Preston
Comments	I love the 'Things page' and continue to come back to it time and time again. Work colleagues have stopped worrying about my sudden convulsions of laughter after I let them into the secret that is this gem of a page. I'm still reeling over the gravy incident :()

Guest 972 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 2:20am

Name	manda
Led here by	Web page
Location	ohio
Comments	okay your site was hilarious (by the way i am a teenage girl and i Still liked it!) and incidentally my boyfriend and i are arguing the time difference between england and ohio. anyway i love your site and keep updating it

Guest 971 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 12:59am

Name	Shooter Magoo
My URL	http://www.angelfire.com/mt/captainproton
Led here by	Web page
Location	Temporarily University of warwick, usually Kanturk, Co. Cork, Ireland
Comments	nice one. does this margret person actually exist? are all women like this or is there some hope? By the way, did you know that apparently (i)money does make you happy, (ii) money isn't the only thing that makes you happy, and (iii) the more money you have the happier you're likely to be. These amazing discoveries were brought to you by the letters R and T, the number 6 and the losers at University of Warwick, apparently the 5th best research institute in the UK

Guest 970 signed in on Thursday, January 10th at 12:06am

Name	Julia
Led here by	Magic
Location	UK
Comments	I don't think I've ever read anything that made me laugh so much. You have such a way with words.

Guest 969 signed in on Wednesday, January 9th at 11:09pm

Name	Tuesday
My page	Most Offensive Passionz Page
My URL	http://www.yi.org/PenisQueer/passions.htm
Led here by	Web page
Location	Victoria BC Canada
Comments	This is the best website ever. How does one person get that nuts? At least its entertaining. I thought i had issues. I feel much better now. Keep up the good work. Oh and try not to get yerself killed. If she reacts so strongly to improper fruit cutting id hate to see her reaction to this page.

Guest 968 signed in on Wednesday, January 9th at 9:12pm

Name	Sandy
My page	none at present
My URL	http://again...
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Wigan, England
Comments	ok so i searched for the lyrics to hi ho silver lining and this came up. i'm guessin' now a few more ppl could sign this as e-mail from friend but u know, i couldn;t resist! so many ppl r tellin' me its the funniest thing on the net so here's the credit i guess! what's with the the bright red hair (yours, not hers)? no offence, just wonderin! tschs

Guest 967 signed in on Wednesday, January 9th at 2:07pm

Name	Dawn
Led here by	Magic
Location	Leeds
Comments	Mil you are a God...what more can I say???

Guest 966 signed in on Wednesday, January 9th at 1:54pm

Name	John
Led here by	Search engine
Location	St. Albans, England
Comments	Mil, mate, I salute you. You have provided the greatest satirical experience I have had so far this year (which, as it's 2002, isn't very long - but don't take that personally). Would have been the greatest satirical experience I had in 2001, had I discovered it earlier. I have emailed the URL to all the male members of my address book and am considering sending it to the female ones with the subject line "Don't be like this". Keep it going mate, it's a classic.

Guest 965 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 10:19pm

Name	Dawn
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Halifax, UK
Comments	You threw down a challenge, and there's rather a neat conversion formala for converting mpg to litres per 100km - and that's because the same formula works for converting litres per 100km back to mpg! Here it is: Z = 455 ------------ (X x 1.6093) where X is the initial amount (eg. X mpg or X litres per 100km)and Z is the resulting conversion amount Feel free to argue with me if you doubt me {;-) I suppose I might* be wrong...

Guest 964 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 9:40pm

Name	Fay
Led here by	Barry
Location	New Jersey, USA (Wanna be anywhere but here)
Comments	Thank you for explaining how you eat tea! I now feel culturaly literate.

Guest 963 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 8:36pm

Name	someone
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	youve got problems

Guest 962 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 7:06pm

Name	Elizabeth
My URL	http://lollipop-porn.net
Led here by	Web page
Location	texas
Comments	first, to the girl who signed before me... if they've been together for 13 years [isn't that what you said mil?], she obviously isn't very bored with him.. anyways.. i love this. i laughed so hard reading that stuff.

Guest 961 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 6:45pm

Name	Karlie
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	Nova Scotia
Comments	If a girl stops in the middle of sex to chat about a loft, IT MEANS YOU ARE BORING HER!

Guest 960 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 11:16am

Name	Kate
My page	i didnt know homepages had titles
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Australia
Comments	haha damn its funny. but it cant be all bad if ur still having sex? but maybe its that angry sex that ppl have after fighting. yeah neways lets hope she doesnt find the site cuz i know if MY bf wrote a site about me id b mad. ooh that could be another thing u could fight about. have fun...

Guest 959 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 2:29am

Name	Chris
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	I'll keep this short...this website KICKS ASS

Guest 958 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 1:13am

Name	Chadwick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Boulder, Colorado, USA
Comments	Can you please tell me what exactly is meant by a "wormery?" I could find no entry for that word in my rather large collegiate dictionary. I did find an entry for "wormer" in my dictionary. However, I would be hard-pressed to believe that Margret (or, should that be "M'regret"?) would prefer an antiparasitic medicinal drug to a diamond and sapphire necklace for Christmas. Please do elucidate. And perhaps this question would be suitable for your FAQ. C. PS. When does your sitcom go into syndication? :-)

Guest 957 signed in on Tuesday, January 8th at 12:12am

Name	Lyric
My page	my waste of time...
My URL	http://www.art-of-noise-.cjb.net
Led here by	Barry
Location	McGrath, Alaska.
Comments	You two are a cute couple..fight about that! -Lyric

Guest 956 signed in on Monday, January 7th at 10:48pm

Name	Rik
My page	Mr. Sunshine Happy Thoughts
My URL	http://shappyt.members.easyspace.com
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Rochdale, Manchester (yes feel free to pity me)
Comments	Easily one of the funniest sites I've found on the internet. Probably a good example of Schaudernfreuder (which is probably spelt wrong but hey)

Guest 955 signed in on Monday, January 7th at 7:15pm

Name	David
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	America
Comments	Wow. Jus one word. Wow.

Guest 954 signed in on Monday, January 7th at 4:12pm

Sandra of London, UK sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 953 signed in on Monday, January 7th at 3:24am

Name	Errol
Led here by	Magic
Location	Tigard, Oregon (just outside of Portland) USA
Comments	I had to read your 'argument' page over 3 or 4 installments, I laughed so hard! Please, keep updating it....or has Margaret seen that page?

Guest 952 signed in on Monday, January 7th at 12:08am

Name	GiNA
My page	zugur
My URL	http://www.expage.com/zugur
Led here by	Web page
Location	doesn't really matter
Comments	Jeeze, you two need counseling!!! (Plus 182 further exclamation marks.)

Guest 951 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 10:25pm

Name	brandon
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Texas
Comments	The scariest thing about this site is that each time I read my girlfriend a story from it, she replies with, "Margret rocks!"

Guest 950 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 10:01pm

Name	nonya business
My page	i have none really
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/evil_equals_turkeys/turkeys.html
Led here by	Web page
Location	America
Comments	What the heck did you mean by Barry in "How did oyu find the page"? Well anyway, I thought I had it bad I feel sorry for you. She would drive me nuts, she could make the White House feel small, I'd probaly end up strangeling her. Glad I live an ocean away.

Guest 949 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 6:57pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Canada
Comments	curious question. i assume margret doesn't know about this site. what do you suppose she'd do if she found. please excuse my lack of capitals i'm too lazy

Guest 948 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 6:52pm

Name	Chris
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Canada
Comments	Your a satirical genious. You should get published. My girlfriend sent this site to me 2 days ago and since i have read every story, and then read my favorites aloud to everyperson who happens to come into my house. I have become known as the scarey computer guy. Children gather around my house and dare eachother to ring my doorbell. HA Satirical genious i say

Guest 947 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 6:07pm

Name	nannor
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Germany
Comments	Mil, this has been a great experience reading your homepage. I hope u keep updating it, I simply couldn't stop reading till I'd reached the bottom. More of those.......

Guest 946 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 5:17pm

Name	Robert Luckett
My page	Waffle X
My URL	http://wafflex.keenspace.com
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	On a swivel chair. (Ha Ha, arent i GODAMN FUNNY?)
Comments	Yes well, according to the 'My Little Pony' girl below whom directed me to your site, i will turn into you in 15 years time. Whether this means my hair will change red over night and awake next to a german girlfriend, quite frankly, the possibility haunts my every waking thought. Anyway, your life is funny, and while that sounds insulting its not. You lead a life which is humourous to others. Whether this be the good kind or the 'Ha Ha Ha, lets beat the red haired person and steal his wallet', either way you make people laugh. Apart from Margret. Why not erect a shed, and devote it to an enclave of safety from her?

Guest 945 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 5pm

Name	Suzi
My page	Masquerades Party - an MLP site
My URL	http://masqueradeuk.moonfruit.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Essex
Comments	I'm the strange My Little Pony girl mentioned in case anyone was wondering. Aside from that Mil this is a fantastic webpage, so fantastic in fatc I sat at my computer for nearly two hours reading all the stuff here.Yes I'm sad - deal with it.

Guest 944 signed in on Sunday, January 6th at 8:06am

Name	Ryan
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Zimbabwe
Comments	Genius.

Guest 943 signed in on Saturday, January 5th at 5:49pm

Name	Chris
My page	BEACH HOUSE 2002
My URL	http://www.beachhouse2002.com
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Allentown, PA USA
Comments	I am nearly pissing myself laughing at this page! Thanks for the laughs

Guest 942 signed in on Saturday, January 5th at 4:55pm

Name	mikey p
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	work !
Comments	Holy Sweet Jesus this is funny - I keep on looking at it and re-reading it as it is so good, and so do my work colleagues. We would love to shake your hand and meet Margret, but frankly we're too scared that she'll stab us with some household object or other...

Guest 941 signed in on Saturday, January 5th at 4:41pm

Name	Dust
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Everyone must recognize themselves in this. Hopefully not(God I hope not)in ALL but...some.

Guest 940 has been eliminated

Guest 940 has been eliminated in a crosswind.

Guest 939 signed in on Friday, January 4th at 8:03pm

Name	terri
Led here by	Magic
Location	wales
Comments	giggles madly in the corner haaaaaaa go margret go margret go margret go margret!

Guest 938 signed in on Friday, January 4th at 3:46pm

Name	Dana
Led here by	E-mail from idiot partner
Location	Houston, Texas, USA
Comments	My husband sent me to your page. And then he thanked me for being so reasonable. I thank your for wasting a few hours of my employer's time. Keep updating. Margret makes me feel so sane.

Guest 937 signed in on Friday, January 4th at 2:23am

Name	Jessie Kendall
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Cleveland, Ohio USA
Comments	Thank you ever so much. My Michael used to think I was cracked. Now he knows it could have been worse for him. He only has to deal with four cats. (Which is bad enough I suppose, but I've never kicked him in the head, or sucker punched him either.)

Guest 936 signed in on Friday, January 4th at 2:12am

Name	HOLLY BUSSEY
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I JUST READ THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTION ABOUT YALL GETTING MARRIED. OKAY!

Guest 935 signed in on Friday, January 4th at 2:03am

Name	HOLLY BUSSEY
Led here by	Search engine
Location	GEORGIA, UNITED STATES
Comments	HEY, YOUR SITE IS SO COOL! ITS REALLY FUNNY AND I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO ADD MORE TO IT. YOUR RELATIONSHIP SOUNDS SO UNIQUE YET FAMILIAR! I LOVE TO READ THE SITE WHILE IM AT WORK BECAUSE ITS SO AMUSING AND IT PASSES THE TIME BY QUICKLY. ONE QUESTION AND IM SORRY TO PRY BUT ARE YOU AND MARGRET GOING TO EVER GET MARRIED?

Guest 934 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 11:48pm

Name	Ken
Led here by	Search engine
Location	The States
Comments	That was probably the funniest webpage I've ever read in my entire life! Thanks Mil for making that...it was great fun..and gave me HOURS of entertainment.

Guest 933 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 10:45pm

Name	baden
Led here by	Magic
Location	Auckland, New Zealand
Comments	Best. Webpage. Ever.

Guest 932 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 9:50pm

Name	erin veelman
My page	funkycicks
My URL	http://expage.com/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	expage.com/funkychicks
Comments	hee hee hee

Guest 931 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 9:46pm

Name	erin
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	hee hee hee

Guest 930 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 9:24pm

Name	Will Morris
Led here by	Web page
Location	Normal, Illinois, USA
Comments	I passed the URL around the office and got six others snagged for the entire afternoon, on our employer's time. Thanks, Mil.

Guest 929 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 1:03pm

Name	Liz Hurley
My page	Liz Hurley's Hippest Web Designers
My URL	http://www.shazian.com.au/
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Sydney - Bush Fire Capital of The World
Comments	Quite fortuitously I had imminent bush fires to take my mind off the suspense ... but the mussels were sooooo worth the wait - When I told my husband he said "Oh, is that what I was supposed to be looking for ... why didn't you say so?" ... He then ordered home delivery of the "Fisherman's Basket" for dinner, ahem, I mean, research. Thanks Margret!

Guest 928 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 12:43pm

Name	Kalle Kasurila
My page	-
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Finland
Comments	This page remimnded me why I love women so much - I'm a total masochist.

Guest 927 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 5:25am

Name	Aimee
Led here by	Magic
Location	Kansas (that should be a joke, but it's not.)
Comments	Very funny and somehow romantic, as well as well written and grammatically correct -- which is very refreshing.

Guest 926 signed in on Thursday, January 3rd at 2:32am

Name	Ape_1
My page	don hav 1
My URL	http://www.mynameisape1butnooneseemstoreallycarecozimnotthatimportantblahblahblah.com
Led here by	Magic
Location	Australia
Comments	Funny shit. ur kid is such a cutie. u got mad hair. my advice, drop Marg take the kid and put him at a circus and throw him peanuts. (believe me, It'd end up being the happiest day of ur life). But, its really up to you. Gotta stop typing, my thumbs' starting to hurt. Cheers.

Guest 925 signed in on Wednesday, January 2nd at 9:59pm

Name	C.J. Richmond
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Los Angeles, California, USA
Comments	What a glorious waste of my employer's time this little nugget has turned out to be. Well done, Mil. I'll try not to visit too often, since my strangled laughter has nearly gotten me caught already. Thanks, Chris

Guest 924 signed in on Wednesday, January 2nd at 8:47pm

Name	Lindsey
My page	Zwiebelischious
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/zwiebelischious/Home.html
Led here by	Barry
Location	WA, USA
Comments	I laughed a lot. I want to be like Margret.

Guest 923 signed in on Wednesday, January 2nd at 8:20pm

Name	Julie
Led here by	Web page
Comments	Ah!!! I think this is a beautiful love story, here. Not kidding! I found this to be immensley entertaining (not 2 long and sooo crap). Utterly hilarious and yes, sweet. Keep writing

Guest 922 signed in on Wednesday, January 2nd at 6:30pm

Name	hannah tusan
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	it was 2 long and was sooo crap

Guest 921 signed in on Wednesday, January 2nd at 5:33pm

Name	Yoki
Led here by	Magic
Location	London
Comments	hehe... and the two of u are still together? :)

Guest 920 signed in on Wednesday, January 2nd at 11:17am

Name	AB
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	jupiter
Comments	AHHAHA i have to say this is pretty good :) lol waiting for the next installment so i can keep living vicariously through your life :) keep up the good work

Guest 919 signed in on Wednesday, January 2nd at 4:47am

Name	Joel
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	Georgia
Comments	I've had to share this site with my ex-wife. She really doesn't understand why I find it so funny.

Guest 918 signed in on Tuesday, January 1st at 11:25am

Name	Hannah
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Comments	Ive got a headache

Guest 917 signed in on Monday, December 31st at 6:59am

Name	Lamont
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Jacksonville
Comments	This may explain the trouble we had with them goosesteppers a few decades back.

Guest 916 signed in on Monday, December 31st at 6:47am

Name	Fluornoy
Led here by	Hot tip from a stranger in a bar
Location	Hoboken
Comments	When the children have flown, a 10-guage enema.

Guest 915 signed in on Sunday, December 30th at 11:07pm

Name	Chloe
My page	The Social Disaster
My URL	http://daylighttwilight.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	New York
Comments	You are a talented and articulate writer. I sound like a fortune cookie.

Guest 914 signed in on Saturday, December 29th at 10:01pm

Name	Katie
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Illinois.
Comments	I'm not liking this new element that you have added to you site. suspence. No good... Its not like i don't come to your page often enough ya know.

Guest 913 signed in on Friday, December 28th at 5:46pm

Name	Rick
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Comments	Funny stuff, though I just started living with my new wife and you're scarying me.

Guest 912 signed in on Friday, December 28th at 7:03am

Name	Ed Johnson
My page	The "I'm afraid I haven't got one... I don't know what I was thinking." Page
My URL	http://www.deadlink.com
Led here by	Web page
Location	Illinois, midwest US - sad, isn't it?
Comments	One question (preceded by a statement) RE: Margret... There is obviously a lot invested in the relationship (including two children and the occasional head wound,) yet she is still your girlfriend. Has the idea of marriage ever reared its head?

Guest 911 signed in on Thursday, December 27th at 8:50pm

Name	Adam
Led here by	Coincidence
Location	Toronto Canada
Comments	Its great. I rarely laugh out loud to myself and I did alot reading this. Does Margaret know you have this website? Thanks again for the laughs.

Guest 910 signed in on Thursday, December 27th at 8:26pm

melly of Nova Scotia, Canada sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 909 signed in on Thursday, December 27th at 10:18am

Name	Art Perez
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	California, USA
Comments	i've enjoyed reading everything. u've provided humor for those times when i'm so bored i have to read this kinda shit online 2 keep from beating myself senseless with a sledge hammer, thank you

Guest 908 signed in on Thursday, December 27th at 7:30am

Name	Steph
My page	The only thing...
My URL	http://www.geocities.com/stephanieearnest
Led here by	Web page
Location	Washington, USA
Comments	Your page is hilarious. You may find this extremely ridiculous and downright idiotic, but I just sat for approximately 3 hours straight, without moving mind you, reading your page. Please continue to add to it, as it gives me a parallel to compare to my own pathetic family life. Thanks.

Guest 907 signed in on Thursday, December 27th at 4:50am

Name	Iris
Led here by	Search engine
Location	Mnchen
Comments	Grrrr! ;) That's German women, you see... :P

Guest 906 signed in on Thursday, December 27th at 4:48am

Iris of Mnchen sought a private audience with Mil for a secret talk, but in a way that's drawn everyone's attention to it.

Guest 905 signed in on Wednesday, December 26th at 9:46pm

Name	Don Hubbard
Led here by	Web page
Location	Memphis Tennessee, U.S.A.
Comments	Etremely witty and harlarious. But unfortunately Margaret is not the only one who acts the way she does. Some of the items you mention are inbreaded deep into the mental aspects of what a woman is and will always be. Had a great laugh at not only what you wrote, but also the manner in which it was written. Fantastic. Thanks

Guest 904 signed in on Wednesday, December 26th at 9:22pm

Name	atom
Led here by	E-mail from friend
Location	athens, ohio, usa
Comments	well, it wasn't exactly an email unless in some abstract world you consider an instant message an email. either way, my friend sent me the link and i read it straight through. it was just too funny to stop. i will return....

Guest 903 signed in on Wednesday, December 26th at 7:46pm

Name	tommy
Led here by	Newspaper, magazine, etc
Location	frankfurt /main-germany
Comments	great, now i know, why i prefer still living without partnership

Guest 902 signed in on Wednesday, December 26th at 5:14am

Name	Karen
Led here by	Search engine
Comments	Whats up with all these entries about the nutcase and mil finally tying the knot?

Guest 901 signed in on Wednesday, December 26th at 3:26am

Name	eNola Rayne
My page	It's down at the moment...
My URL	http://erm..yeah
Led here by	I'm going through the whole Internet alphabetically
Location	Mississippi, USA (quite southern, but yes, I do wear shoes and speak proper english)
Comments	Just wanted to say that I've been frequenting this site for quite a bit, and you've offered some very humorous insight into my own relationship. So many times, I just had to look over at my sweet, misguided man with mingled amusment and guilt. Thank you for the slap.

Guest 900 signed in on Monday, December 24th at 6pm

Name	Jacki
Led here by	Web page
Location	NJ, USA.
Comments	I'd just like to say that Things had me laughing for a week. Considering I only just a week ago found your page, that's a good thing. I hate filling out (or filling in, for you Brits. Pssh.) guestbooks, but you made me laugh, so I felt it would be the polite thing to do. The one where Margret just threw your shoe...haha...threw your shoe down the...hahaha! God bless Margret. Cute kids, by the way.

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